Kinky Katie's World #361 Strange Sex Toys

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The neville you're not supposed to see the forbidden evil forbidden forbidden nipples always better nipple fade. That's why where we see like part of like a whisper of an aerial on facebook for a. You're gonna get trouble so fast on the weekend has landed all the exist. Now clubs drugs pope's and pies. I've got four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer on my head like a screaming. Oh i'm going to talk to strangers all night. I'm going to lose plot on that dance floor. The free radicals inside me freaking and tonight. I'm chitra volks. i'm three apopka. I'm going to never neverland with my chosen family. Mind we're gonna get more out. Neil armstrong did tonight could be a line from seventy three quitting my. What's wrong and now live from ruled thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that reminds you. Almost everything fits if you push hard enough. Here's your host the one the only kinky katie. It you know quite a bit. Hello hello hello and welcome to the show. This is tiki. bbc world number. Three sixty. one. I am your host kinky and we meet as always is my super sexy favorite task of fructose mr s. Yeah okay we are coming to you. Live with thirty four studios get radio dot com and bring. You can't dot net. Yeah yeah i am feeling quite groovy have the back the beret is that now. It's because of the hat you look like to be a nineteen fifties beat poet hat so started show. Yeah the rest of the outfit. No but just from my perspective. Volunteers your little head. I could ask your hey. I put some sunglasses. Little wayfair sunglasses on you. That would be that would be it. I need like a neckerchiefs cigarette with a cigarette holder be joined at the end of it but whatever. That's all right. Oh my gosh. Yeah well we've got a lot of stuff to talk about tonight. I think what would say led to the netherlands from my netherlands. But i don't know this. I thank you we we enjoy. We're glad you're entertained. So i like i like that though. I like being like having fans from all over. We listened to your japan. Why do i know how. How did you come across that. I mean we have got a lot of canadians. And i just. Can't i understand just right there. Well no it. it freezes in they. They got a bang else to do. They're not as uptight. Like mid westerners or anything like that got her babies on twitter. Yeah so figure you know well a lot some people just click on it because of the thumbnails and in which you title it millet organised even though we've said this before it it's it's youtube. They don't show on youtube not that you've never done that because you had to. And and you will. You've ears years ago stream shit and that's what got me in trouble and so negative. You're not going to see any really come on chew. Wouldn't that people still bitch about the piercing video. I wall whatever. I'm not taking any fucking chances. It's my gauge stretching. 'cause they're like like i mean well. It's not really chances it's just you know okay. Those are the rules they want. They want you to do so. You might as well give it a shot at least try to not do exactly what they tell you not to do. That's right now. I tell you a day to tell you about the fan That that wants me to dress up as raven from teen titans. I think you did. Because i was like. Who's raven from side. Yeah well. He's the wig wig four. The costume came the other day. That was one of the things he got me. Like five wigs and An a really kick ass hat. He's like we're awaiting ahead tonight. I was like. I can't fit my headphones on over the hat. I mean it. Looks like some from jo jo bizarre. That's right right by the big captain's hat. There looked like something out of the north korean army. Like kim jong something like can you make video. We just had an play that song that you can leave your hat really come over. I didn't ask you to buy it for me.

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I am getting smaller egg. By the time you see this on youtube i'll have another addition to my artwork. I'm gonna go see my myrow. Buddy pal Brian it over in orlando joe. Yeah a lot. So i mean yeah i do still think it's. It's nice that a lot of the girls have been going to him that we do the movies worth but he does good work so i'm going to go see him again and i get to go see him on thursday good for you. Hey good for you. Good for your head forever. Don't stare doing mash happy. Pride month it. It is pride month. The last show will. The last show was last month so for. This is the first show of june the first year. We're you're in june. We're shooting at live. Yeah okay alive so yeah so if you can't do the math typically it's like we we do it live saturday night. I have it up for podcast and by the following sunday. I have that episode on youtube. That's right now. I was thinking that ducks are definitely ducks are rapi rather say. They're just as rapi as dolphins. But then i realized like no dolphins are way rapier. But i was. I was going out to the car the other day. I was going grocery shopping. And he's frigging ducks. Were just completely harassing the duck and like wouldn't let it go and i was like shoo shoo shoo get away because in the duck even went into the water the thinking behind it drown bench. Get some ducktail what we do. We have here in florida. We have a lot of these muskogee ducks and they're the ugliest docks when you see them. Chasta they really are and they used to be an endangered thing. I think you're not anymore. I'm not sure anyway when it's when it's duck in time they they they are. They are fucked. They are seriously aggressive. They are there. I mean they'll like angry and who. I don't even know if it's rape i could be. Obviously this is what they do but is very aggressive. It is it's extremely aggressive. And i do wanna point the elephant in the room that animal husbandry has come into it. I just. I'm just saying by then. I six minutes right. I think you are six minutes and and you've already gotten to some animal. Humping whatever but that is something to behold. It's it's almost like you ought to help the little the little female you know that means no because the female be like scurrying away. It looks like they're like penatta. Head down and take turns regulator yes forty fifty times in a row and that's why they have like seventeen kids. And where's daddy duck nowhere. He got run over. People are eating them. Barbecue cuts street. I be there's so many of them in one place we lived in. They had like hundreds of them around around this A little retention pond anyway with Grocers shit all over the path and but there are a lot of them anyway. One day all the ducks just disappeared. And what you realize is all of these places. They'll come into a duck roundup. Yeah like though. Come round up all the ducks and where they go. I'm not sure. I do not know where the fuck ducts today. Rewiring really relocate them. I don't know i don't know. Is it in a stir fry somewhere. I'm not sure could be. Maybe they're delicious. slide massively. Maybe that's a total legal thing to do because you got to control the population. They're very venue bang rabi. Who cares about arabi doc. Really i don't know i mean well. Donald duck fucking ran around without pants on the level of rape. That was a level ten rape for sure. I mean there were no weapons but it was. It was definitely a straw strong builder. Abe all right so you couple. That i talk about on twitter like every episode. Now they're going to get their own segment. i swear to god but they had. They had the video now of how her husband's slash slave got locked into his twenty four hour. Three sixty five permanent permanent chastity device it is aggressive it is one aggressive device that is like pearson large. I'm going to say that's it looks. Eleven piercings nine steel rods and then the cage that goes over the cock itself from stem. The stern like like bars go through it all the way up.

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It almost looks like a chain has been a big industrial. Change has been made part of his nut sack and dick yes is even though it's one solid piece though but it looks on the side. Yeah it same depend depend depend depend dependent right little lincoln pierce through. Well anyway. They have that on video. You can see the installation of sucker whoo then we then we started talking. She wanted to send me her husband's slave for a week. She's not worried about or anything. But i'm just saying like what i would do with him. I mean that's a very nice offer. Thank you very much appreciate it. But i'm not going to take your husband's leave you. Don't wanna go up to. The elbow was some new ghost. Pepper lube Now that's something to think about because when you're going to get that opportunity you know what i mean. Who who. who would i be able to shove my foot inside of a body cavity. I don't know of anybody. I'm totally not into being penetrated. Ankle deep no cod though. Yeah i can't even risk deep. I've got some scary stories to talk about later. Who boy but what happens. When you have have mr slave and you know you assign you'll be tired of it in like twenty minutes. Then you're stuck with them. Then what take time to go. Okay i have no idea these very very attentive. He's been locked up for a year already. Yeah permanent thing in that that industrial chain it's like some kind of biometric. It's very cyberpunk is it's like you know in the future. Somehow this is what every man has to wear. Because we're all to rabi so now. He i from stem the stern. You know data bud piercings Someone had a good idea that i saw a. They have a card that they keep in their in their wallet in case they have to get an mri okay. They alert them that they have nipple piercings. Oh really doesn't like it fucking sucked out so when you go in the machine. It's like earth link nibble because that would suck. Why word or somebody who can do it again. I mean you know there. Are those people. Well what happens with the with each acid ikat cage you know the aggressive installation of the chain cage there see. That's that's what i'm saying. He's got to have to. They got a check for that. You know really fucked at suny. She ripped my nipples off now. Imagine you're addicted book ripped out. I didn't even ask you to 'em like i was unconscious. You did something to me while i was sleeping. I wake up. I'm fucking nipple free like where am i going to get nevels. Now where you can get nepal's up. They're not the same nipples a different level. I want the original god damn nipple making graft it okay. I'm what a lot of money to pay me want some fucking nipple money that dates it little known thing. This was the only way. I knew how to get off his by aggressive. Nibble play and you have just ripped them right off in your mri machine. Because you didn't check me who doesn't check a girl up a girl for navel piercings. You know it's twenty twenty one. what are you doing. Whatever clues pairs. That's what i'm saying. Yeah did you check anything. Where'd you get your medical card. What do you do a backley. What is your job. you're really bad at it. And i have no nipples nicholas cage so bad stupid. Well let's go to my My favorite segment anybody. Since we're talking about eight might not be the porn. You would pink katie. It's time once again for my pick of the week. I i'm i'm come to that part of the month now where i am just like. Yeah i mean you're fresh haircut. Go on knicks. Okay regularly blush. You're sending here this morning. And you had that freshly customized shirt on in your overalls because you're going to do some work outside high got underway trash scale.

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I was like way up level. Time like i was i was like final boss level white trash. No she has objectively. Yeah you got that tattoo. Cover of objectively objectively. I you know cutoffs overalls sweaty. Come on no level ten fido boss level white trash. Whatever you were into it okay. I don't know what that says about you but you have to say though. At least i restrained myself. I didn't attack you after you got back inside. You've been out in the heat. Well you you know me. I go straight to ramon in the in the neck. You wanna sniff pets down you do. Yeah i know you get on your feet. Get grossed out when you when you're sniff all over me anyway. I really really grossed out. That's not it we'll see and that's that's part of the thing too is when you get freaked out. It excites me now that that like every time you you flinch you get scared or nervous. That kind of gets me a little more revved up. I know a completely aware. So i've been. I've been kind of into aggressive. Masturbation which again. I'm surprised i have not heard myself okay and I actually the other day. I completely had an orgasm without without anything plugging any or battery operated. Had nothing all mere good job hit a log. You went analog you old school. But i went fifteen hundred when i've been how i've been masturbating has been. It's almost like i'm being punished by it. Okay now what i mean by that is like i will go aggressively with it and then i won't Like i won't stop until i come if i'm like. This is not happening. And i'm frustrated. Or i just i mean i will not stop until i come. Okay we'll i can't really identify because that's really how work anyway. But that's that's what's been going on with me okay. I haven't been paying attention to get. You're you're you're a little familiar is trying to attack a bug. Yeah i know flying around moth out of the week. I way trashy and tariff terrifying israeli high scare boy. That's what you're saying right. That's exactly what i'm saying. Now i just i i. I don't know it's kind of like. If i see all we and you don't you know like buzzer head down and then it's like when you do who i don't know i don't think it's wrong to think that you're attractive. Oh okay well for my perspective. Like i said i'm not like you so i i don't get it but okay i'm glad you're into it. Yeah now. I mean that's that's nice. It's one of those things. Like i said if if if i was gay or a late i don't know why wouldn't wanna fuck me at all but people do and that's great but i. I don't necessarily have to agree with them. You so there's sex toy that i ran across and this is quite disturbing up. There's a bunch of people out there to be like fuck yes. There's a video game that that a lot of people play it's called among us. Were were playing. I don't know how many people are still playing it. I'm sure a lot. I yeah i mean i. I don't know well. There is a put out by flashlight. Is the suss among us fuck fleshy at the inside like when i stick your digging. It's like a cone. Then there's like little fingers anyway. It's very textured on the inside but like like a fuck tunnel would be appropriately texture. Fuck tunnel by proper fuck tunnel. Yes yes very saas. fuck tunnel. Well it looks like the little video game and if you don't know what it is is just like this round little dude images feet. There's no armed and it has a little window for the face.

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Well it's it's almost like if the ghost from pacman banged minions in a way. Yeah birdie good because that's what happened literally paying devoted minions disorder happened and they had little among us things that is really good. I am now that makes it well. Anyway it's fuzzy and if you bend it over its got some cake cheeks. And it's got definitely a apus my yeah it's I watched that for the plot kidding. Little dirt yeah. Well people the best part about that would be if you had a favorite or online personality. That was usually a certain way. And you could customize your fleshy. You would almost be banging their game character. I sowed a cat to their head. Well you have to fuck disturbing noise disturbing. Because it's it's. I don't know i think it'd be carrying so keeps them off the streets. There is this. There's this this chick she posted about her nurse. Her nurse her nieces. Third birthday to know this kid. She wanted a lion king cake but specifically the moment where move faucet dies ola she said because everyone we too sad the eat the cake. And it'll be all for me right then when. His brother pushes him off the cliff. Yeah no actually. It's when when simba is looking off the cliff at ted buddy and there's pictures of her with the fucking rocking them lose three year old to be like. Yeah no so. Everyone won't eat it and it's often fell for me little psycho kids sleep. She really likes cake. Do your next. I mean there's a girl that you know ahead of time you know. She's not going to know how to say no to anything. I mean she's the one who you're gonna come home and find the boy grab it you. You know what. I'm saying peac. I'm getting what i want. I'm getting a flurry on your ads. Ours there's a new trend. Which been kids are i. I'm so old. And i don't care if that i sound old that girl get off my lawn because i am so fuck it. But there's a new trend. They was doing on tiktok whatever. It's bout pissing your pants so now they sell pants that are stained in the front permanently to make it look like you pissed yourself either dark in denim or yellow in white pants. I'm for it. I am because they're called wet pants denim immediately black. I know what's going on. I know already what's happening. It's almost like having tattoos and going somewhere where people don't like you know what i'm s- oh no i get it completely yet it. Yeah yeah i mean that saves me a whole conversation that saves me a lotta shit i take. Yeah no i. I don't want anyone to talk to me. So i'm going to wear my pants or other people could be like no. This is my fetish totally could be you never know how how they're white with the yellow staining like one the dentist want to just are dark and i'm like wet like like natalie. Have you done this once. But you do it repeatedly and you're not very hydrated you really metric for fluids. That look very darko. Cold like oh. I should've saved this to go in with the tits man. But i'm not going to. There's there's new brock company out there that have Broz with the nipples already in them so you constantly have hard nipples and everywhere this route. Oh i i'm kind of in favor for because i always liked the look of nibble sticking out we all do really sounds like the wonderbra for nikki's however if you're running around trying to see said devils in like you're you're all excited i mean that's like stuffing your pants israeli up. I'm a fan. Those you got some showbiz on all the time in there almost teams aggressive. They are well. That's just like if i if i take out my rings but and i put the well even if i just put the guards in makes my nipples stick out.

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Look all the time. I know but you have giant bars to go sir. You're never we have. Yeah quite large it will. You would not need the devil bra. Know what no. I mean now kind of fun though i mean. How upset would you be if you took You though peaches home and you get your home and you find out those that was in nebraska garcia dick shed checking cutlets and false nevels whatever. Spend probably worse than she gives you your drake's back all over your chest. Oh come on now. We don't have to do that so People are warning. You not to eat nine. Oh i talked about. I think i think i talked about last week. I can't remember anymore about people are eating cicadas. I don't remember you talking about that at all. No negative you did. Not that i said there i. There are had article Had a bunch of data recipes and shit anyway. Whatever never mind then. Don't eat them there other saying they don't eat them. Especially if you have a seafood allergy and then some of them are all fucked up where they have this enzyme in them. You all who so. Maybe you should eat them. But especially if you have a seafood allergy. Don't eat them such an aggressive sound like they must only in certain places because every year. There's is kind of kedah that we get in florida. I guess is i mean yearly. When the summer it's constant deafening e for sure that while there's people that make the little like you know Easy they're sewing. What do you call the samplers stitching. Well it's a cicada on it. It says like sleep. Eat or sleep. Fuck scream or something like that anyway. It's funny so i guess other places. Whatever kind of cicadas. They have only pop out seventeen years. Yeah well it seems. Like there's always a batch of cicadas pop it out always just certain kinds. that's what it is. I'm sure different different. Cicadas sitting around longer or less. You know like if you're in a colder climate. They're probably waiting for whatever things to be right for them up so hot all the time so i want to say we have seen extensive footage on cicadas and why they do it and it's a method to survive that way. This doesn't happen and that doesn't happen. I i don't know there's a whole thing but there's a lot of them when they all get together. It's like oh my god. I saw what i did. See on this cooking show because that watch on youtube fucking love it They made a whole fucking big ass. Stir fry walk full of scania's what why is it. Everywhere alive like who who is pro saying like who is pushing this content because all of a sudden cicadas become like a thing. I don't know they've always better thing. They're always around. Well now. i guess because. It's like like cicadas season. You know for every where else okay. Somebody's pushing this content. For some reason. I wanna know i wonder. Why are they trying to detract me from probably the devil bra. That's what they're trying to. Distract me from different ryan you will. I be outraged. But don't falsify your nipples. Just just let them let them free be very large is let me check about some or looking at some of them are point to the ground because of shy some of them. No matter how hard you stare you cannot see even know. Somebody wears tight top all the time. It drives me insane. That's not line thing. Not talking about the neville. You're not supposed to see forbidden. Evil forbidden forbid nipples always a better nipple fade. That's why where we see like part of like a whisper of an areola on facebook efforts to call four. Oh my god you're gonna get in trouble so fast we shut the fuck up. Don't post that as holes. Is that alerts fucking steven tyler. To call me again and say problem okay. I don't know wh what which you speak. I got a phone call like we're going to take legal actions. I'm steven tyler. And he was full on scammer car. Yeah we're actually talking to How how much do you think that the world's most expensive vibrator so for World's most expensive vibrator Several years ago you to thing and there was a ten thousand dollar vibrator more. This is more like okay. Ten million one point three million.

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Okay what tenet. What's going on there. It's like all ft as t so you have proved that you own the world's most expensive elbow very key because how where's your Papers i want to see your papers while apparently it does. But it's called the pearl royale per roy and its case you have a fucking use infection and sometimes what i hear available this year on the twenty twenty one goop website please. They've had for years that it's a stocking stuffer. Yes what a douchebag taught well quite paltrow runs a site called gupta is just you know oh just so bad on so many levels. Yeah it's it's it's it's pretty bad. She sipped anyway. All right. well this is. It's made by an australian jeweler and they're made to order okay so accustomed dole. It has gusting dill all right and it's solid platinum and it's got white and pink diamonds on it. Blue sapphires pearls. So it's definitely bumpy. Studied for pleasure kind of up and down the shaft and on the head and chat. It's extremely pretty. I'll be honest. answer my question. It is studied to wear You yes so if you use said well. That's what i wanna know using it right dildo. I don't. I don't know if i would use it. What are you talking about. There's no way i'm spending one point. Three million on a goddamn dildo and it's not going inside. Somebody's not going up my ass. No not my ass. But if i had one point three million to buy you a dildo sherry shit. We're sticking it somewhere monday if you are now feel the cold steel joe diamonds and studs. Are they real. Sure off ski studs. No their their actual gems stare actual gems from one point three million dollars a battery. Fucking real gems. christ almighty. What point does it stop being an actual. Why did you gotta call it a dildo each of it's a piece of bedazzled artwork or whatever. Yeah so you could. You could say that because if you're not gonna stick it in anything it's not adult oh tagged and you know the official rule on that is anything until though. Yeah if you're brave enough. So one point three million. What do i care. I had one point three million to spend on a fuck toy. I mean if i had one point three million to just on. So i give a fuck what happens to said rubies and diamonds and bears. No don't care. I mean i don't i don't know i'll pay doctor to take diamonds out of your snatch while we're done like what happens in state buzzer high like they do. We could shoot a new porn like it's ocean's thirteen similar thing but with a group of ladies who steal the diamonds and gems one jam at a time off of the dildo of life. There you know the one point three million dollar you know they do it like the girl who shoots bananas out of her statue in several countries. I've heard from same thing where where it's it's almost and and then the replacing advantage italy almost like a catch me if you can or can you see me now. You know with the magicians and and and you remember the that that i guess similar. Ocean's thirteen Can can you see me. Crossover where they're stealing the jewels off of the world's most expensive dildo one you'll at a time when you replace it. Donald spit it out. No they reinstall huggins stall oh okay. Sure that's right now. Let's go to thirty four and when we come back we're going to brand new kids man. We also have the world's largest erected dildo and it's not who you think it is enjoy yum. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack horrible horrible invention and i don't know why someone would do it and well some sixty fuckers out there. I know you no okay. Not that but those do exist so like whatever but this is jeff no. She does roller coaster invention now. He's getting married to that. Chick members have a baby who got involved with the coaster but not the roller coaster testimony. If you road. That's designed that if you wrote you a die cirque. Seventy seven fucking flip flip.

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These snap your neck at the end. It's going gonna be florida's new method of execution here coming up in twenty twenty two. I heard there's legislation death rollercoasters. The you can die by electric chair or does rollercoaster. You might not die immediately. They're proposing a new to two for death by raccoons yet. We just how you down in the middle of a pack of raccoons and put food all over you for several days until they eat your dead death dead. It'd be like the worst thing that ever happened to you. You know what i mean. Eaten by fucking raccoons. Yeah because you're judy. Got by raccoons. Then you can't get away from that thousand saying you're unique you die. Raccoons josh candidate meets right. I do a stub in the swap by a pack of wild raccoon. And just one post covid raccoons too. So they're really. They're really rampant. Rich took aggressive dividend side for a long time. Gave from what i've been trying to say. It's horrible convention. Several carolina reaper lube. No off with the show and welcome back to katie's Ruled husky dot com radio dot. Net's gave the twitter at kinky katya katya radio dot com app. Gino dot com. Get me on facebook and on that life and You so yeah. Hey i had a little refreshment during the break so bear with me. Okay me all right. I'll push buttons. Most i pull out. Also the drawing that i got the contract. The wasn't trying. It wasn't no not really drawing dick. You're talking about now. i still have it. Don't you worry okay keep it. You can prove nothing. I know that's true. I can't so everyone is saying that. A lotta a lotta websites. You can look up say moby. Huge is the biggest dildo. Get four foot or something. Yeah it's like like three or four phones peg. We've talked about it before yeah gigantic. Quite quite large. I mean. obviously it's it's you know. A novelty item. Is it okay. We've talked about this. I don. I don't know eighty pounds to i don't know who could even take ahead of that thing. I don't know glick putting a basketball volleyball. At least maybe not basketball. Maybe volleyball size volleyball up. Anything is woo. That's a that's a stretch. It is good lord. I don't know. I don't know what the limit of the human capacity is stretchy. Are you without like a proven technology. I don't know how we're ever going to get there. I don't know it's a little weird adverse dildos. Well pipedreams which i am a fan of the company and they have That's the they actually that sort of the pro shirts that is wearing the one. That says mega fuck anyway. Well they made a three hundred pound dildo. It is twelve foot high. It is complete with veins and wrinkles and shaft and head will. Yeah because if you're gonna have a twelve foot take you really have to make advani and realistic. Yeah i mean it looks just like other toys. It looks like just a columnist holding up the building that happens to be rainy. Did have an have balls. Looks like something out of joe's bizarre venture. Oh god they would be all over little. Like that was one of the stands. Somebody stand was the twelve foot benei cock. Did you throw addicted me. It just impale in just thinking. Oh my guy. But that's that's a big key metrics so being like. oh yeah. That's my goal in life. Shove that things somewhere will definitely into. It is a living room statement for sure but maybe you could display horizontally and just use it as like a coffee table or something or just like a bench could hollow it out.

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Use it as a storm shelter. What are those logged. Spring batta like it's grotto slash Bob shelter you know something like that. A tunnel we can just move up cram in their game style. We'll so cramped in. I don't know we'll figure it out. I want to be just as a human sperm always my lifelong gw sperms get in there and then put bust out the head of it. That's the way that's where he keeps the dude who is visiting here from a different country keeping a deck. Yeah go to your tick tick twelve feet long though it is there is this. There's this website that across and i found interesting objects that they will products that they sell the gape gromit s- she's gaber iphone. Are you sure you're understanding what these are used for more. We go any further. Because i think we've we've heard this before but in a different item. No i talked about that something like that. No this is the full name of this thing is the gape gromit. Three piece hollow silicone anal dilated. Set so. I'm pretty sure i got it. Aging dilation nice says okay so each yeah is at so like we can sprang it open and i could like three-quarters down you can. If you want to. i would think that It looks like a quarter would easily pass through the biggest setting you could urge to like open up to though you know Here's the thing is it's almost like a plug for your ear. Okay sort of like the flea. Angie thingy on the bottom and then it goes up and then the head kind of comes out. And it's almost it's slightly funneled to the cool on on top okay to say. How are you keeping. Oh okay. Wow i don't would you be afraid of losing that up your butthole know. I wouldn't because it's just like any other giant size but plug right. 'cause it's it's still got the the flange on the bottom dozer large and aggressive desert-like risk like if you're into anal anal fisting or any other kind of fisting really yeah. I don't see why you couldn't stick that up snatch really. Ooh 'cause that remove probably hold it in. I mean i don't know why you'd want to but whatever you you boy if it fits you sets exactly they also they also have a rosebud plug. Which i think is unnecessary. I kinda liked. You can't prolapse yourself than here arose. What if you just don't want your so. Yeah some people. Don't i mean. I could see it being on on like your life's list of things that you really don't wanna do. I never wanna prolapse my anus. I would like to keep my own ring and please please. I mean. I really like aggressive anal sex and that's fine but you know let's not actually turned me inside out i'm saying there. You gotta have a line somewhere. Don't you beforehand. I would say so. I would hope because if you don't you're going to end up with a prolapse status right. You're not going to be able to put the toothpaste back in the tube. Well i wanna know how you stick this in. I really out really it. It's called the dark blue. This and the intro. You push harder ukraine. Anything we'll fit. Let's call the dark blue mini clause silicone plug. Wow that names. They come up. They really get long descriptive very cumbersome. Let's see makes you get what you want. Do you miss the plume. Claw down almost looks like a like a jack like. You're playing jacks. Yeah except the jacks goes. You're at a fucking panel on it. I wanna jack puncture shitter. We smack the ball. Pick it up. While i do it you know so just like oh yeah well i mean and not only did somebody who is the first person who tested that out or is the person who designed it like. They already knew ahead of time. They want something like it's a backward pineapple. Look that they had the prototype on their three d. printer and they're like i want to try this like which comes first the design the idea from somebody who would use it. You know in that situation like maybe it just like you know. We're just spitting out a three d. image programs that we we got off the internet. And we're sticking him in silicone moulds. I sat on this weird shrapnel of metal a great.

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I love it though that they say you may also want says as relaxed desensitizing limerick. Thanks for the suggestion. I think what that to a whole bottle of lube oil based as relaxed the sensitizing further claw items usually purchased with lows. Yeah you may ask them what. This does are very aggressive though you really. I mean if i guess. If you're into like bot chugging that makes it a lot easier. Oh yeah. Ooh it's open to pouring hand sanitizer in your butthole walking around with it would be very very challenging. Oh because you. I mean you can imagine to well. You can't imagine but know what i'm talking about. Well some guys if you get cream pie up in there shit yeah and then walk around sometimes to say it decides to come later like oh i know here again. I whipped up a batch for you. How dare you just spit it. Back out into your. What are you doing listerine. I switched it around for a little bit. Spit it out. No i gave that to you. Let's not be rude. it's it's it's a gift and i appreciate it and cherish it. No you just like you bet. Well it's almost but at least i give you credit for spitting it out while i'm not looking. I wanna be gabby and it's like chip monkeying a whole bunch of food at somebody's house when you really hated at dinner and then just removing it from your cheeks later on outside rate when you go see your friend. Who's into baby birding. That's so gross. Let's go to your favorite segment. Stay by sending by you're busy. We're here and on the news. It's time once again for tit tits. Man is something that i ran across People are dying their nipples. And you can get. There's different brands of nipple. That you can get just like stained wood stain but for nipples. Yeah that's what it is like. There's some that are lightner creams. But then there's some that are tinted to. There's one dark chocolate cinnamon. I mean they're like they're shoot their names but they're shooting for different nipple color really not like that like fuchsia. Here's lime green. I mean you could do that. I'm sure that's not what you're seeing. There is a product and it's it's making them look like you know quote unquote regular devils right. Just a different shade. Oh my god my nipples are so light mine are but then you know what i wanna make them darker than but i mean. Don't do it. Some people do with like lip liner liz. Some girls fuck draw around their lips. Don't draw like in your area because you wanna make them smaller because it was like a bullseye. Think about it you know because you no dark my nipples. I don't give a fuck. Anyone says nine of them. Renewables are big grateful. Some people even get that poor kids in other countries that's all they see us naval nipple they to look at her cow orders nice. I don't know let's just man for the some people paint nibble painted. I've i've put. I mean i'm stuck like gems to my burris pace to my titties water. No it seems like a lot of work. But i'm sure you know for a look if you're into a particular color or you know somebody is whatever that fucking insecure you're like holy shit. I don't like the color of my nipples. Okay that and yet and yet you know let me put on some mascara. Some let me put on any makeup. It's the same argument. Why is one better. come on come on. what are you talking about here. How's it any different than your eyes are. Noser your whatever you put makeup on a tattoo. There's there's different you're just you know it's it's it's the same thing but you're putting makeup on because you you want to look different than you look. It's it's thang so you want to know different color.

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It's like. I said it seems like a lot of effort. I know what you naturally blonde thumb to make bind. Apple's dark and you could see a situation in which may be you know your husband likes darker nipples so for spice it up spice it up a little in the bedroom ladies go snivel paint dark right up to chocolate drop tr. What was the. What was the dark dark milk chocolate. Okay like nick. My kisses her. She says it could be a nice little anniversary president for you there. You know he likes them. Pinker whatever's going on their bank. Yeah but you know what if we're doing Star trek and being captain kirk. I want some green nipples purple. I guess you could definitely do liquid latex. you do that no problem to say the natural. Look the natural over natural painted. Not not the fake. I went natural fuchsia colored devils evergreen. You've ever seen. I don't want like a thick coating. Come on now what are you. What are we talking about here. Think odia with the with the whatever kind of paint just saying oh my god coating it does well. Yeah because it's tax yeah. Latex is thick so don't don't look at me like on thin. it's liquid. Caplis drives literally peels off. How okay fine. Part okay between makeup or liquid. Latex what do you think has much much thicker. It's on okay much thicker k. makeup but it won't come off as easy as because like let's say you're going to give you should or green nippy. I'm not. I'm not arguing for for someone. Smurfs hits and what blue what. I'm saying what i'm saying is it is. It has a thickness. It is sick. Yes okay then. We're not arguing that it is a campaign it on thinner but it still not est in makeup. Everything's a fucking argument. Choose a job. I've been looking at gigantea toys lately. Oh big yeah just just gurgaon guanzhou and they have some some new products out there. That i haven't seen before which is a little strange that i haven't read. That's okay star but plug. Yeah that was new to me. The tunnel but plug and now ever see ever since that. I've seen one guy. Take this like thirteen inch tapered snake. Leg deal of his bite and now i see him everywhere you do. I do like i see people likes selling him and shit like i mean just. It's very. I don't know are there other but but toy trends is what you're saying. I'm i'm thinking there is like it's unlike you product that's out there new thing on the market and everyone's like ooh. Let's do that one when you see the new Troll that tell you when you see the new anything you just want it it's like having easies or whatever. Yeah yeah no. That's sort of me. And i want the name brand. I want the best one. Look at that one and that hawkeye's ass. Yeah but i mean. But but i think if you can take jugantar toys up your what is this doing for you other than basically like rotor rooting your entire lower. Gi tract. A you know some would say the same about the stuff that you do not to that extreme but there are ladies who who who would look on in horror go. Oh my god what are you doing. Yeah no that's true and dudes. Yeah no that's shoot l. What is going on there. What is that i mean. Looks like a sad saint bernard. But when you're at the edge of what's possible as a human to fit inside of you you know a manta bleeding edge of anal technology. I'm pushing pushing butts to their absolute limits. God a new nike ad. There's a sex is called three three fat up. You do i did. Hey oh and it's three holes in one you don't have to clean it for three three sashes now.

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It comes in different in different. Like it's a looks like like Like a flashlight harmonica. I'll show you talking about you. Guys being they'll plush robotic does it for me. I think i understand he could could have three pussies three different policies three different asses or ask mouth and pussy. Yeah and you could like run through and porno. Oh yeah yeah. That's that's just not getting cleaned for three sessions. That's yeah it's the lazy man's fucking disposable sextants. Everything's dyslexia disposable flashlights. Basically what you're saying. It's you get three pumps out of it. I know i wonder. Do they all run together at the end of the bottom for an easy cleanup. So you'll have to use like open one valve or are they all separate and who is running along doing like triple triple of flesh. Light tricks you know like almost like vaping tricks when you see somebody blowing smoke like they're doing like like bartender siles stuff. Yes you can imagine. Well when he also wants to share with his buddy. That's a pretty close holes to get another dick in there all right well. Let's just say that it's just one on each antsy. Leave the middle one. Open this guy. Yeah maybe squeeze in there somehow but that. That's you're you're getting. Maybe if you're cox both bendon opposites our actions and you guys noticed it at the euro at the local y. You at hey you're righty. Hey you're a lefty. Guess what we could fuck this thing together. You resist friends. We could stare at each other's eyes and just just work at from one side kristie. Each other and wonderful wonderful man love. That would be the only way it would work. I think i mean those are pretty close. That's literally for dozer for flashlight. Tricks is what it is. It's for flashlights. Stugz sarah and then if you can open up one of the valves And then just culminates and like shoot it to like which ones are gonna come out of like three card monty but just there is i would. I would hurt myself immensely with this thing. It is a gigantic fucking like body. Want and when i say gigantic it's called the one notch e mega massager. I thought they made battle bots. It'd probably do okay. That's why i giggle every time. 'cause i'm churn dumb well. This thing is nearly seventeen inches tall and it's got a four and a half inch head. Okay i'm this fucking thing. Yeah you might like. It won't even won't fit always green okay but you can get everything vibrating down there you know. No shit i i mean everything. Everything from my tits and my fucking tate. I mean he's not too far off a city in really. I mean the and you know you're straddling you could make whatever vibrate whatever. Yeah yeah no. That's true and you you could. You could probably set out on the ground to get some good leverage on it. You know it mean stay ended up kick stand style fuck like holding. That up would be an issue like if you wanted to hold it out here If you have to wear like special shock proof clubs to operate it you know have to wear a hard hat just in case. I mean. That's whatever. That thing is fucking massive. Some of the names for these sex toys are just the best thing to the destructor plug a and it is an enormous bright red. But plug okay. Yeah and he went deep into the sex toy vault. The i did. It weighs more than seven pounds. Its large very big so if any of you out there have video of yourselves using this you have to let katie. Know where she can sit. I've please do ha- please don't hurt yourself there yet. No hurt yourself. I wanna see you bleed. Either that's horrible. It's horrible that's kercheval. Jesus now i did promise. And i saved it for the end. This is an extremely horrific deal toy and i. Why isn't it showing. I'm sorry i'm having a little bit of the issue right out. Well i can tell you about it. This fucking it's i forget the name of it but it's for masturbating if you want to think of yourself with a pussy okay like taking yourself as female right.

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Give yourself you bill bottom. Yeah okay and it's it's it's a very disturbing policy okay because it hasn't audi It's all gone zero. You know knows well. No you talk like you talk your dick somewhere. I don't know but this thing is a thong to no it just song and it's got f- fucking asshole pucker on it so you're putting up asshole over your own asshole. Why backside of the flange la plug. You know why there is no book plug on eight. Where did did it take where the dick disappear into some fucking kashi com away pocket to mention maybe dot do that naruto style. No fucking way is not in a pocket dimension that up that ass. I dunno okay could be off to the side pulled it up top. I don't know but yes. You're probably aware the ball's probably pop. Oh he tuna to how. How often do you do it. No it's it's not. How often have i got since the hate daring. It has happened before and you go. Oh and then it comes out here like oh my god like you're just afraid they're not coming out. You know what i mean. Shove those things too far up. They're not returning did they. Should be jostled. Well they should be especially pushed back into the insides. Go back to where you came from my ass. I'm trying. I'm really really upset. I'm trying to find this picture. And i can't so i have been the it is absolutely it is. It's scary sure. Does it sure don't do that. Okay good story shut up. I'm i'm gonna go firday solid. Fuck off dude. She says so mean beat poet had out. I can't help it. You know figured you'd be more aggressive not aggressive at all. No you're not no. I figured you were going to be lady. Nineteen fifty beat poet aggressive. I don't know how they used to talk. I don't know either. i don't know either. You look very militant. There's a game there That that that came out. It's for vote. I mean gosh part is or whatever it's called come face played that game. Well it's to to dig. Dixie you jerk off and whoever gets coming to face. I like wins or loses pens on what whatever check degree bachelor bachelorette party Gag i would imagine. Oh are you know just on prime on jirga dick for for fun. It's pretty graphic though. I can't imagine that being the local toys r. us that don't exist anymore. This one guy. They have on the ad he's doing and he's not looking at. He's looking at the girl as he's doing it like staring out. We've done this before. I was gonna pretend to me. I was just gonna pretend how out. Yeah exactly what to play. He had that look to very intense. I don't know why they didn't just because that literally is going to be. There's going to be gay. Men play that for sure they'd be having a great time to. It would be fine if you're gay because it's it's literally to dick's racing away from each other like joystick style. Somebody takes phil bailey. know body. It's it's curdled yogurt weeks. Sorry honey i'll that's fucking black thick plumpy. Oh that's awful we're out. We're out of here. I've got to go gotta. Yeah yeah i yeah. I finished video. I am to have a snack and take him out anyway. Well i hope you guys have a great week day month ships. Whatever the fuck you're doing drive and having come. See me july seventeenth at the tampa bay scream summer swap shop and Yeah lou. But i like tacos anybody does.