Kinky Katie's World #362 The Kink Fetish

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Trees consent are you. Are you put him for something you whispered to the tree. I mean i speak pine Acts i'm working. I'm working on my maple. But i i speak pretty good pine. Y'all you make my sapper on. Oh i mean obviously decades. By the way she's swaying she totally wants it. I can tell look it out. She is switching her her foliage. She puts on that pine prefer perfume. She just waving her knots. All around just inviting in terry nuts. So dirty on the weekend has landed all the exists. Now club strokes pope's pies. I've got four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer on my head like a screaming carol. I'm gonna talk to strangers all night. I'm going to lose the plot on the dance floor. The free radicals inside me freaking and tonight. I'm chitra vauxhall on three. I'm going to never never land with my chosen family. Mind we're gonna get most by stat with neil armstrong. Tonight could be a life. Quit him burn. What's the keep falls around me now. Live from thirty four studio. I bring you a girl who squeezed dick so hard. Her hand turn bright blue and never went back to normal. Here she is your host the one the only can kate katie low. Hello hello welcome to the show. This is world number three fifty two. I'm your host can katie and with me as always is the bearded wonder himself my favorite plus covered flexibility mr. Sec sure we are coming to you. Live from rural thirty four studios can be katya radio dot com radio. Chaos dot net. I think we've got a fun show for you tonight. We've got my porn pick of the. We've we also have spotted man. We had bubis m. we asked new terminology. let's talk about also lots lots of lots of strange strange things in the whole sexual world stuff. I don't know things are things are weird are they. They are okay. Well start time of the year. You know it's the most wonderful time something like that. You know people are ready to to you know. Put some things inside some fucking teams rods things or do something definitely looking on things just so well. Yeah i know it's everybody is kind funny. We heard last night. It's now like a wanted to fuck boys not fuck boy summer sexy summer or some shit like that okay. You're obviously living in your own world. I have no idea what you're talking about. That's okay okay. You don't have to remember to say they give for the fan art that i've been getting lately. I i love my art. You guys are also. Everything's been like so cool. Guys are really meeting very talented. So thank you so. Yeah i just did a Sign a bunch of fucking copies. Dead's dead is out now and you're going to be able to get it soon. He said that is a movie that a small part in this. But it's with a lot of the people that i've done movies with the the company with gator blade and sleaze box and Well pretty much. It's it's what happens after if you're pulp fiction. Yes okay the one cop dead. Who's the cop. And then there's another from Ran the pawnshop banging well this movie is about the to those dudes okay cop and a head and said the cop and the guy that runs the pawnshop. Gotcha yeah okay. So that's that's where it will. There's there's a lot of gourd Okay i five minutes what did you. What did you do in said said film here were you. I was the detectives wife. Okay so that that's who i was. Sorry all right. did you talk. Do you never know you boobs all right at you. See my boobs in every single movie that i do for them. Yeah well it's it's that's your gig. That's your role your old part of it. I had someone say like i. D like nudity. I said i would say yes. I probably yeah. Yeah at least for the people that you know. I mean that's whatever that's what they wanna shoot. So that's what they're gonna shoot. Yeah that's that's true okay.

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So it's i talked about on the last show that by the time. You're going to be listening to this one or the last on whatever i was going to have some Another edition in my tattoos. And i have my rose on my wrist and i got more blue around my hand butterfly. Well have smurfs her. Se came up with the new nickname that my right hand is now called the smurfs jerker. So if you're watching on on youtube you'll be able to see my smurfs jerker right like blue there you know it is. I don't know i'm getting. I'm getting but it's not as okay. I have this habit that after every tattoo i get. I'm always like oh but because the haircuts. It's the same thing with anything that you do. I know who you eat a new phone. Yeah exactly you got its new. I'm turning into my mother. Are you turning. I'm going to poke you. yeah. I don't know what it'd be hard draft. I build the wall rate between us plant. Some people are calling it a offense but well. I don't know i think i think that i i must be in season. Because you're you're getting you're like friendly and the two black cats are kind of like. Oh my as they will leave me alone like they want to be around all the time and they have to be near me whether in the shower or you know leave for five minutes i come back into like. Oh my god i. You'd never be turned. What are you doing to the four cats. I mean like what are you doing makes it. i mean obviously. Something weird's going on while. I don't know if it's fair moans. Because you're you're sweet lately too i mean i do want to point out your fascination with husbandry across the board cry i mean you like your you know how to get the boys to follow us what i'm saying. Oh my god yes. I have a thing for my cat thing for him. But you know how to manipulate the cats based on Their nece at that kind of funny today. We're taking a shower. I've q- i got. I really do like the smell of my body wash. I looked at the the name of the. The senate is bear glove like wait. Rohrabacher like bear as nothing on high or a baris-. Hey well what was it. How is it spelled b. a. i r. a. b. a. r. e. bare their news. Low be not not like not be curry a are you know getting enough times over and over again. It just loses. Its meaning we would leave a are like bear. Should the woods are okay growl cute. It's a bear in the woods next to a rabbit. it's his. Hey does the shit stick to your. You looks at the bear. He says now so he grabs. The rabbit wiped his ass with the rabbit. No i'm an old lady. I want to say that was like at a playboy or something that was one of the cartoons or sell things. I think it was like a hustler. Something like that. it's a classic for sure. So there's this there's this chick she's a she's starting up a company. She's selling kill those. Yes wait wait. Take status dildos. That kill yeah murder. Murder cock yes Murder don there's a lot of dudes that would swear right now. They have You know killed lows attached to them at all times too. Dangerous weapon kickoff off at any minute. Teacher really could well. It says my husband. And i put together i love for forging and resin crafting to make this for friend. We're going to be making more and selling them still need to clean it up a little bit. But it's almost ready. We've decided to call it the killed. Oh okay no shave killer of patillo handle. Yeah okay. It seems very aggressive. Thinks so we'll because if you're using the blade end if you're using the dildo to go up to dildo like what were you going onto. What's the point of hanging onto. The cock is what i'm saying. Maybe it's just the feeling of getting more stabby stabby or something. I don't know that was pretty any pink. Representation of a cockatoo. It wasn't like just a standard deck. Look i mean it. They put some love into it. Says it wasn't dunya so now it's still needed to be sanded down and finished.

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Although i always say maybe they're gonna paint it. Polish it off a little could shiny buffet. The dong- built everybody knows a shiny cock is way more impressive than adult cock. Yeah no that's true. Oh one of the funny things that i saw. It's called the pop up book of phobias. That sounds so awful. A pop up book of phobias. You read the cover you know. I mean maybe it's good for cheap you know. Maybe there's like a therapist somewhere that would use this in your Your take phobia a data phobia. Don't like freckled dick's daddy. They scare you and they trigger you into a home aside rage again even look at a dalmatian carell came out about put me in the closet for a week. Ooh goodness let's go to my favorite segment by anybody. It might not be the porn. You would pink. Kit is worn katie wine. It's time once again for vick of the week. Okay so my pick of the week has to be really big. Booby women in cars. Play like sexy. 'cause play hockey dearest met her. I know but there's there's this one picture in particular that i really like if you remember from the ladan and maybe do some you don't but that's where Slave jasmine is taken by jaffar. And she's in the red villain outfit will show you a side by side. This cheeky pu. I have no memory at all. Oh yeah hey. I'm not mad at all so she has. She has a red light. Push up bra top on with gigantic titties. And she's wearing like really low. Cut hip hugger. Read like harem. Pants and black pony big ponytail anyway sexy. I like it. Looks like she feels very nice. Yes and there's another. I can't say her last name right. But it's jessica a guys new geary. Okay close whatever. Nobody knows how to pronounce anything. Anyway you could just rolled right into something with confidence. And that's what anybody who listened. Would call her from now on. She's been around. She's been around for a while but she she does 'cause play very very well okay. I'm going to look that up. Yeah she's she's very hot. She's weird like her like she's like a little like cookie like yoshiki psycho. Cb fun to fuck well. That's usually a good time. But you really wanna make sure they don't know what your address is if you're really worried about that. Because then made boil your parakeet something. Something bad's going to happen. Some people just shared know where you live. Why did you like my answer. Grandpa's or something of that nature. Yeah exactly crazy. I just met you the other day. Lady what do you want to do beat together for advert four. That goes both ways to so. It's not necessarily you know that there are. There are way more due to do stupid shit like that then ladies. I would imagine because to all kinds of douchebag stocker things we have. There are chicks do that too. I mean they're shit fucking like i know dated several of them. I mean i actually know of someone that got stabbed by their girlfriend. I said what did you do. He goes. I knew a fucking thing. Maybe that's why you've got. Maybe she do something. I don't know so. Yeah so costly costly girls. Okay yeah okay well. Today as i was working on the video from last week. I i look. And she's just on an ocoee dearest ifan which is just a a little girl that not a little girl but sega small. Yeah don't don't know she's young. She's in her twenty s something like that. yes sure. Big giant hooters bitch is plays. That's right nothing wrong with her. Now not at all. Like i said you always liked the slightly dorky. Girls like your like are into to your stereotypical what people would call nerdy. Things is exactly what you like.

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Those like you can get along with those girls. Yeah yeah they have the attitude that you like. I don't know they seem to 'cause they're they're nicer because growing up. I didn't have any traumatic experiences with those girls. You know they were always really nice to. It was always a fucking popular ones. That was so fucking snotty. Pretty universal though. Yeah well now. Some of them are trying to be friends who go away. I hold grudges okay. I completely petty about i. Am i really. I really am. It's like you fucking wrongs me when i was young and he really traumatize me something. Yeah uh-huh worked whatever college Let's just say you 'cause sometimes it's not even the big things sometimes. It was something minor and you totally know that it was a minor thing but the did they rubbed you the wrong way and you were never friends so you just like fuck them. They could burn in hell forever. Another thing that that that. I've been looking allie. I've been watching the carnival. Parades and like the showgirls. Okay 'cause they always got a nice bubis they're real and they got a nice nice astor's so i i don't know it's very like you've been you've been checking out. Some of the caribbean carnival of photo shoots chat. Is that what you're talking about like. Yeah parade like shaking their assets. They walked by. And all they have is like an under wire and a little jew under nipples and the ball the feathers and fanfare and glitz. Yeah i'm not gonna argue with it. I didn't think that you would. I've never known a girl that did that. I actually do know a girl really. Yeah cruise ship I mean i've met girls. That did the praise and stuff like that. But like i didn't really know omer. Yeah i went to school with her. And i i she. She had very large large hough. Yes hard work out in in your normal high school action Cheers cheers cheers. Nice to me we. I slept our house a couple of times. he anyway. there's this it is a it's still is pride month. And i would say that i was looking at this one website. It's called wet for her. Dot com okay Not a sponsor. And there's this little device that looks pretty fucking cool needs called. The rocker mini scissors. Vibrator is in that. Like like one of those things that most lesbians will tell you like. Yeah now we don't do that. Well it just you know. You can't like who's having a good time doing it. Not that it's impossible but it's like why well what you can do to. You can get like a double ended dong and you know it's a little different. That's a little different. But it's still like you still. I mean will it but then you're working with like a complicated thing when you're just trying to rub one out like you know what i mean. You're just. I'm just trying to get off and now trying to interlock and the right way to we were to where we're buttons. Both of us can say you know what i mean. Yeah it's a high risk maneuver right there. I mean i've i've been in some in some lesbian situations. But i mean i just i still. I don't know the ins and outs of like lesbian Sensory fucker whatever. It'd be a horrible as we as what you're saying i think. I don't think that i'd be really good at it. I think i'd probably be like the pill. I don't know i mean everybody like stick things in you but i would do it like a dude so. I don't think you'd like well at least if you're liking that would be your pathway to liking. It would be if they didn't like it at least a little bit. Maybe i could see you. Don that direction. It's a little uncomfortable isn't it. I'm sorry it's okay little into it and give it a little extra horrible go splodge alike like a piece of wood. I mean you know. it's anyway well. This rocker mini scissors. Vibrator it's It's an internal bullet. That's got grooves on on the top part that is supposed to rub up against your g spot once it's inside but there's a little piece that pops up and it's it kind of looks like a giant ladies are probably know what i'm talking about it kind of looks like a giant pimple popping john because there's a an oval loop okay goes around your so like your clip pops out through the middle of it like it's not like like hooks on a long time ago.

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I mean like a while ago. Like i totally got lost in words words that day defer again. It's it's a little. It's a so yes by vibrator and then the part flips up and it keeps. It doesn't cover your your clip but it hooks onto vibrates or a u. Shaped by with the outside part of the you being a looking like a wire hanger. That would wrap around jer. Clitoral area there. I think yes okay. Yeah we'll you'll be able to see what when we posted links on on the On the show notes description. Didn't i wasn't picturing. I don't know what i was thinking you know. Have this shit that i talk about. I tone i heard buzzing noise in the little board so became obsessed with making it. Stop that what it is now. I love the finger extenders and they also have a finger size guide on there. What are you to finger extended. What do you what do you want what why you don't need logger fingers. But it's nice to you. Why are you like what you're like little lulu a little rotary dial phone action. Okay what but why would you need. Some letters is what saying won't get fat. I had to reach sometimes. You want to go deeper. I think it's cool now. There's some of the songs that they have for strap on there being more compatible with the person who's wearing them i mean of course they're going to be into what you know you're into were the other person anyway getting fucked person but the receiver knows right the recipient whatever but there's a whole bunch of different things now that you can get to benefit the person wearing it which is pretty cool They're bumpers okay. But they're textured okay like one is for cushioning. One is for stimulation assist targeted about different strap on technology here. Yes these these. Go behind the dog itself. When you're wearing it and who's wearing a king can get off by. Yeah can rub rub. Rub clint of a donald. Okay do your chevy into whatever your chevy into dzhokay exactly pick a whole any whole sydney game the pick. A whole whole. Yeah so i don't know. I thought that that was you. Wanna keep your whole or take the whole. That's behind either curtain two or three. Oh i don't know you always you always change. You always take the new one. I always take the net. That's what you do. It's been proven. I think doesn't make sense but it makes sense okay. One of the things that they that they say in in this magazine that i was checking out is the what women should do to head to have the best sacks that they can have a backwards cowgirl or regular cowgirl sex and spell the word coconut with your hips. Okay that sounds. This is sounded fucking totally suspect right now. It's not sounded right. I mean i immediately when it's like okay. You just spell out the alphabet. It'll be great the lubbock everybody will love it. It's it's a one size fits all thing. Yeah right exactly. But i mean it doesn't sound like a bad tip for lady really every okay. If you haven't tried that go ahead do grinding. In different patterns you just want different patterns of grind facing different directions. It's a you could find the spot that you like right. But they're all go without saying. But i just think it's funny how they have like all these testimonials say oh god is the best sex he's ever had that's what he told me and i'm like yeah and it's the first time he's ever come. You've ever come from a blow job to right. could be though. I thought that was so fucking dumb. I remember there was at least four. Five dudes dead told me that. Oh no one's ever made me come from a blowjob before mike. That's the dumbest thing i've ever heard. And you're such a bad liar. And why would you even say that. Anyway who am. I gonna be like. Oh i feel so much better about myself now. I'm also. I got to make you comb know me. It doesn't make me feel special on the psychology behind that. Yeah i mean why you feel the need to tell a girl that well. It's some some some people it's it's true. Sometimes it's true some you know by it could just be that particular night.

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You know the head girl. That i think yeah. I think the i bet you literally. I was like okay. Okay thank you could tie. what are you talking about. It just wasn't it just wasn't wrap it up for me. You will work but you know what are you gonna do. I was trying to we were we were. We were really shit faced. Yeah i i think i don't. I would imagine so. No we were. We were see it was saint patrick's day and we were met at a bar Yes the typically where i mean people festivals pars wherever there's a gathering of ladies that drank. Hey hey predator not tonight never a predator when you talking about well definitely hansie you are. Oh my god of course i. I'm very. I'm very handy. It's weird but then when when people get like with me while i'm not schiff aced anymore like 'cause if someone comes in like we'll touch me touch my mother fucker. You touching me. Yeah well it's just different now because you're not hammered home. Yeah for sure so way less aggressive there. Since we're still on the subject of pride week we still are there were we. Well sure were still in the month. Just your he said you. Do you hardly understand lesbian sex. You didn't really a lady's body to you is like. What am i going to do this. So this is something i i know more about surprisingly okay but i mean one could argued whatever but anyway this was obscure kinks and fetishes of gay men obscure kinks and fetishes mccabe. Or have right. There's no no but but this is the and this is from a a gay publication. Sure well it depends on on how you know how creative but like some of the the most specific things that see way way out left field that we've heard people do art. Were probably yeah. There were between gay men. You're like you did what with what how did think who fought of that. Can you explain lane that please take me. Diagram related me step by step on this really complicated. A detailed society goes. And i don't know why i had to watch you in santa pete. I i didn't understand that at all. So weird the The the whole father priest father kind of thing. Ultra ultra boy yes. That's that's a myth. What's going on nothing. I'm looking for your telephone to make sure it's not near a wire could be okay. So having a buzzing. No it's it's just occasional anyway. I don't know why. Why did you stop. You should just doesn't really well. Your fucking vision has turned you off. Now you just like brought everything to a halt. Just it's my vision. It's not maybe some show prepping that i've done because i'm looking around stuff to engineer. I know you well. The whole priests elder boy and christian thing as or even priest priest action is is they said a really big fetish for gay men has said it a lot of it. They liked the beatings there. As well. you know like you would whipping okay okay. Jettison seemed all that bizarre to me. Though i mean you know no. It doesn't to me either a little bit. We see we see that stuff all the time. Yeah well i mean a little bit because it's one of those but then again what i'm saying is like we might not be as sort of like there's absolutely no shock no really no nothing and then but other people might be like. Oh my god. That's what i'm saying. Yeah so. I don't i don't i would not shaming anyone for being into your into. I mean fuck dude. You do what you like. As long as it's not you know hurting anybody. You have consigned and their bold enough right now. So i don't fucking know. Human furniture is another big fetish. Yeah okay yeah and if you don't know he furniture is well you're human and act like a piece of furniture Like are you an aquaman.

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And then some guys. In sharon sticks his feet on your. You're like an automatic. We had this We had obviously more credential Really where you put your keys and stuff when you come in the house. That's really my role. She had no tests. I met her a coffee table. Her down here again. you know. I guess kind of bizarre but not really. I don't think so 'cause you're not even getting into. I mean we just just literally the hanky code in general and that is more popular in gay male Events gatherings whatever you know the the complexity of the fucking Hanky code you know this handkerchief. In which pocket which color howard's folded tells another person will like what a water sport like to have fled. I don't wait. hold on. give me minute search. And what they yeah. They know you saw what happened when paris hilton. Went up against mr slave. Just cash as your. What was big. What was making me laugh before is i was just thinking going back to the same amount. The furniture thing and just lamp lamps don't talk. I don't anybody that we've seen Doing a human furniture. They do not talk. No there was no talking at all. Nope let's go to roll thirty four when we come back. We're going to have brand new episode of tits mad. We're also gonna have some more shit and smart jit so all right. We'll see you in a bit yum. It's time for a the and refreshing snack. Think the world's most expensive vibrator for world expensive vibrator one point three million. Okay what's in it which gala all budget right so you have proof that you own the world's most expensive it's very key because how where's your papers. I want to see your papers while. Apparently it does. But it's called the pearl royale kind. It's solid platinum and got white and pink diamonds on a blue sapphires. Pearls we could shoot a newport like its ocean thirteen similar thing but with a group of ladies who steal the diamonds and gems one jam at a time off of the dildo of life. There you know the one point three million dollars they do it like the girl who shoots bananas out of her snatch in several countries. I've heard from same thing where where it's it's almost and then the replacing Almost like catch me if you can or can you see me now. You know what the magicians and and and you know if you remember that that that i guess similar ocean's thirteen Can it can you see me. Crossover where they're stealing the jewels off of the world's most expensive dildo one at a time. What you let it. And then they replace it. No all with the show and welcome back to katie's world for real sports. Studious gave katy radio dot com radio dot. You give me on twitter at king. Katie radio can be katie. Radio dot com. Katie radio edgy. Mail dot com. Get me on. Facebook on also on youtube but like subscribe coach. Can you can also google me. And they're they're nudity nudity on twitter. I mean especially if you're one of those people like what are your tits. Looks like just because the internet weirdo. Yeah what do you to show your slit on their scrolled. It's not hard you'll get something. Actually you'll see something you like. But also i mean if you want like more stuff you can just go to the fat life. I had someone say Like i can't they won't let me do it. I don't have a credit card or something me I don't pay for that. I don't think they like they differentiate between it's not like a swingers club no and they but they say if you want to donate her. I mean if you want to upgrade. Or i don't even know i don't know i don't think you can't spend money if you want to is what you're saying money anywhere. You like upgrade your characters fucking Little skin then. The new updated skin grammy tar. Now there's some Was talk dirty.

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Which i thought was absolutely funny. Okay the i. I don't know how to tell someone how to talk dirty. It's kind of like whoa. How it is that. You're feeling because you can't personally. You can't just say whatever you want see like preplanned what you're gonna say they deliver it. And then hope that it lands reich is then it's just gonna come across like you sound like what are you it's like yeah so your pussycat entire. It's like what the fuck are you doing. You're like whore. It's a dicey line there because it's all like subjective at like all things like that. I mean what one person is totally all about another person's getting oh my god. Yeah oh shut up. Abs- absolutely i want you to just you know just degrade means made me feel so bad fucking little slut. You guys have only god. What are you talking to me that way. Just i just don't understand mental edano call me your mistress or something so bad yes doing. It's a dicey line. I don't know that there is like there is no right way. There is no whatever it just really depends on how your vibe in went. The person you're doing shit with because there's some things that they say on here. That i would find completely creepiest. Fuck coming out of someone else's mouth maybe you because i want to feel how wet you are okay. But some people might be like. Yeah baby that turns me on. I mean like i mean. It's almost like i feel like i could find a way for you to like almost all of these phrases in one way or another but like i know you and i know what you like to hear well. Yeah but that's i'm that's what i'm saying is i don't think they need to do someone just few good little slut. Spread your legs for me. I know i could drop that on. You can't wait to see your lips around my dick here. You'd be all about it. I think you'd be all about all these. I think if you were properly motivated and we were doing all the proper things to get ourselves in at ready for you would be all about all of that you would be if it was said the right way at the right time in a non corny way you would like it. I don't. I don't know yeah. It's kinda hard to put it in text form and look at it out so hot i think it is. It doesn't translate. It's all about you performance. It's all about how you delivered. I think i guess so. Yeah i don't know i. Let's go to your favorite segment there by standing watching me reach underneath. I wasn't advertised and on the news. It's time once again for shit okay. So that's weeks tits. Man is someone that i haven't talked about. And i can't believe that i haven't talked about her and absolutely jor her while. This is ivy doom. Kitty oh yeah the doom kitty. Is she still around doing stuff she is still doing. Says she is a very busty. 'cause player She's guzzling she. She's a hollow mama and you can get her on facebook on instagram. She i think she has an only fans you could also get her on ivy katie Dot store v. she has she has gotten gotten larger. No fan i know. She has curvier assured. It's kinda might look like they've gotten bigger. That could be just the wearing could be because we're she puts on our course it she she yeah. I'm definitely a fan. She does especially in the 'cause play Yeah yeah that's what i was looking at. That was somebody else. so yeah. I'm just showing. Se her facebook poking around in the 'cause play edition they're the 'cause play section of things at all. I'm not mad at all about the pity. So she's she's she's very very very cute. Her tits are very very very nice. And i definitely think she well deserves being our man segment of the week could choice thinking. It's all the common spelling. Whenever i don't know i forget when earth day is but i don't know what people have with. The sexual attraction to two trees has some people.

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It's like fee for michael fickle. Boy fucking boy. No denture files okay. There it is that they they're really into trees and logs. And shit that have holes in either resemble asses our pussies and they like to fuck them. Okay well you know it's a living thing you know. People love nature whatever With the tree. They're the screaming. Trees came brownlow. Consents are you are. You would name for something you whispered to the tree. I mean i speak pine Laura acts i'm working. I'm working on my maple. But i i speak pretty good pine you make my sap run. Oh i mean obviously By the way she's swaying she totally wants it. I can tell look it out. She is swishing her her foliage pets that pine prefer perfume she just waving her knots all around just inviting in dirty not so dirty. There's another one that people were talking about. They're they're really into dipping their their balls and liquid could be it could be some be. Some people are into warms and people are in a cold. Some people like like pudding like thicker consistency. Some people like gravy. Now you're just splashing guida but it's just not splashing. That's all i wanna do is rub my nuts in some baked beans. Nothing else just by paul's but it's no no. This is the whole. It's not just your balls but it's like your dick to. They like getting their ticket balls wet. As long as you're not using that that natural that saliva fucking lube. Oh my god. We were watching southern. And i don't know what you just said. That reminded me of that. But they have that saliva your balls i asked. Oh my god. It is so viscous and it would like string rubber. Oh boy i would have to be and a very particular mood to watch you play with saliva lube. Is that what it was called. It was something close to that. But you know that would be perfect with the With the alien egg laying dildo because you could lube up the eggs with the saliva spit lube and as you just come out and be all stringy alien egg insertion tool the kogo hockey or whatever. It has some weird ass name sunlight that actually dragon. I think you have discovered the you know acceptable solution for using the five gallon bucket of spit lube that you have like that would be an acceptable. Yeah if you were jamming on the alien egg. Insertion tool the cocoa by achy. Whatever the fuck. It's called. Because i can never remember its name because the very complicated kiddy pool be absolutely perfect to 'cause then you could even because they've got tentacle dildos that come in rare from small to really big sizes look it all up and have a whole just alien tentacle layin. Fuck fast that you wanna do. It would be so sticky but that on your only fan. I mean it's almost like reminds me of almost like an aloe vera. A yeah throughout it on your face and they get all shiny book. I just wanted to like there would be some stickiness leftover with something like that that consistency. No way doesn't leave sticky mass behind. Yeah yeah we're gonna have to experiment I don't know if i want to. I don't know. I'm not sure if i want to get any spit lube. I've i've never. I've never really been into watching myself. Fuck around i mean i have never ever i have before but i mean what's your videos before but yeah but that doesn't mean that i'm into it. I don't know a. But i remember my friend telling me that they use select fucking this one hallway at his house. It was the whole thing was mirrored even ceiling. Okay ceiling and the walls raw mirrored everything but the floor. I've been in this hallway. And i was like i don't like this at all. It's like. yeah we lay on the floor and we just fucking go at it. But i'm like haha while some people are totally into watching from every angle. Oh yeah oh yeah. Oh yeah oh yeah well. There's people who liked to watch like if you have spectators involved it just makes it. You don't have to rubber neck. You don't have to like get in on the action you could see it for many angle. We've got a great. Every seat is a great seat here in the hall of mirrors easily. Well you know. I don't know i know you don't want bright lights in mir's everywhere not really does not comfortable.

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The comfortable like going okay. Why don't you stare at the inside of my colon. Yeah because i already know unlike already know. You're looking at my asshole. All this is going on. I know that's what you're doing. Yeah that's what you're doing. I know you are. I don't have to turn around. And see i know you're just like zero. Random pucker stuff is katie. So i don't have out of brown. Ah so i don't have to look at you going. What do i have asthma. Why do we have to make eye contact with you. In my butthole. That's right why why would have wanted to may third i. That's right. I mean i can know you're there and that that's okay i can do when you're there. That's fine hope. I know you're there if i'm having sex with you. Well yeah but you're in the hall of mirrors so obviously people are watching. I mean you think all of those mirrors are just like one way real mirrors. Come on the one hundred thirty five angles businessmen we the pastor to watch the ass. This has been highly engineered by somebody at some point to make sure you got the optima angles from every place. You could possibly bang in the hall of mirrors. It's like oh. What is this a linen closet. No doubt about that. The cleaning lady she only when it goes back there. Nobody goes back there. Don't don't go there now. The gun fetish. I don't really get that that. I mean if you're gonna guess if you're not into guns gun some that's gonna get you off. It's the danger factor danger danger. I could die. I'm fucking with something. They could kill you or yeah. That's got to be a part of it anyway. Another thing they brought up again. It's like a fetish for being robbed. And that's i'll stop. The i mean maybe it's from the whole Robbed talking like a pay pig or what. No no like. This is a holdup. Stick them up kind of like robbed or mugged. But i think that that's that's kind of like the adrenaline thing that i've got like if i get into a car accident after i get a tattoo i get fucking really cranked up and i get. I get horny as fuck like i want to. It's like a release. Like i feel i've i've been really stressed out and there's just been like so much fucking going on and then i get a release either The pain of the tattoo or something happens that i started to cry. And then afterwards. It's see drennan. And i i wanna fuck want to have sex. I can imagine red after you got home from getting this birthday. Her like you are probably all tuned up. I was tired. And then i really high. Let's birthdays yes everywhere. How you know 'cause papa smer i have to do something. Poor little smirk fetched. She's the only chick their. I'll waller it out. So you go on like esmor fisting tour right smer fest. How many smurfs can i fit my hand into in one hour. I'm using the new formula of spit lube. Oh my god. Well that's where they make it in the sherwood forest there or whatever it is the spurs live. it's you the smurfs lib. I don't know. I live somewhere near where i know. Live in some meadow some forest. You'd always wonder why they just didn't move to a different forest. Like if you're near the biggest in the world why you know you go get a different magical for you. Guys are magical fairy creatures. Giant mushrooms lives and they can make their houses. I mean smurfit up your ears murph in a row with one chick a whole village. We know what's going on. She's well she's she's got to reproduce. I mean a guy. Like when the poppas merv gets old. Somebody's gonna have to take care of. Oh yeah and when the other smurfs get just as old as papas merv who the fucks gonna take care of the the smurfs. Nobody they they gotta paying it out. They needed to have some sex painting to have more girls. Sure casino just doesn't quite work. There's there's this video that i that i ran across weird. Fucking sex volume eleven. I don't know i just. I just think that it's funny. It says step. Right up and see the oddest sex perversions midgets fat ladies foot. Worshiping ladies asked fucking men and face cream pie paying susan's batty film. We'll have your is spinning. What is this is this old tummy. It's old. I'd say it's all old hook. It does have the old look. Okay i mean. But i just i just think that it's hilarious because it's just the stuff isn't like fucking bizarre anymore unless you know you're not really you know everybody has the internet's what you're saying.

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Everybody has the nba and they've staved surge some weird shit. I'll just look at it even if you weren't into it. You've definitely everybody is as seen some stuff where you. Oh my god what the fuck is going on there whenever that is to you. It's been it's in some scary things. Some new sex terms okay. That they're they're supposed to be the the grows sustained from urban dictionary right. It's the kentucky klondike bar. Okay wait kentucky klondike bar. That's when as your brother and sister are bagging it out your huddled up underneath them and they both shit on your chest and that is the kentucky bar that could be the kentucky heath barbara the kentucky klondike bar. Your brother and sister don't necessarily have to be blood related just just so you were wondering it could be a fraternity of some sort. My god we'll see you had part of it. Correct the act of freezing basically a shift and then sexually penetrating someone else with the frozen pu you want some frozen pu own. I don't think so. I mean i don't know why a lot of these has to do with with pu but the The panamanian petting zoo. Okay wait panamanian. Panamanian petting zoo panamanian petting zoo hough. I'm not even going to take a stab at it. Because i'm going to go poo heavy and that's just not good for anybody. Well it says when one is forced ones partner do pick up the nuts and corn out of someone's shit the partner then presents the nuts and corn in a cup or a dish and and then they have to eat it. Yeah well this as you take it and you throw it on the bed and make them eat it. Like a petting zoo called the panamanian petting. Zoo a fucking nasdaq. It's almost like a rear exit baby burning and is sort of iron. Your pre digesting it for sensitive stomachs. Oh god what their stuff. The stuff with pu is is is bizarre to everybody really because you know everybody it's it's you know. Ninety nine point nine percent of the population does not wanna play with poo. Yeah i don't. I don't wanna do any of these little scene because especially you would probably do this just to see the reaction on my face and say. I can't believe i find got her to do this. There's you probably have a little like victory. yeah. I mean there's always that was me sometimes. Sometimes it's just something occurs to you and you go wait. A minute can steer this destroyed. You go oh my god. It's going that way. Check it out. But the more heinous the thing is the mo the more year decide. I can't believe you did jesus. Yeah you'd be the really that would be the first thing out of your mouth after happen. Well you often you fucking christ. There's alabama hot pocket. It's more pu is going on. You're a lot of these aggressive. The art of spreading your pussy lips and taking shot inside then having sex with the. It's almost like space docking. Except it's it's male female space docking sort of. Yeah asked the badge never know you never go asked him and learn that middle school for crying out loud god. I learned before if you're lucky. Oh that's awesome. Yeah yeah so you don't have any more more anymore terms were poop. Play now no now. It's it's the fact that somebody thought about that. Not that anybody's ever done exact act or that. It was actually named after something right other than just somebody's idea of. Hey you know it would be really really foul sounding this. I still can't believe the people. I mean i can't believe it but i'm just saying. I just never thought that. I would be asked to do this like i. I don't. I don't feel comfortable shitting on table in someone's under watching you know what i mean like i just. I don't know. I don't feel comfortable going to the bathroom with someone else.

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Watching i feel yet. I'm not. I'm in the same camp but really if it's like oh we leave the door open but it's not like we're like watching each. Yeah and if you're into it fine cool dave. That's your thing h. i. I can't get into it. It's not it's not. We talked about as much times. Smart part of the when people are in due to like completely need things like that like deep dark shit they the fact that people are turned off by the fact that it is repulsive to some other. People is part of the kink like so. That's a factor in it. So you heard of it. Well i mean just. Because i don't have a problem with somebody. Doing something doesn't mean that. I want to participate and see exactly you can totally do it and i get it all of span they do. And that's just the same thing they really. We were talking about the whole Hanky thing it says. This is one of the the something that fondest memory that someone had asked him to do sexually kinky things we didn't we didn't really explain. We've talked about the hanky code before but that's just where a guys at bars that are into doing. The hanky code put different. Handke's do we explain it. We have before in the past. But it's it's when they take different color different pattern handke's and hang from different pockets that signifies what or they time to their arm and that signifies their into doing guess like for gallo is is piss player. You know brown this green is this plant is this yes in. What pocket is pitching receiving. Whatever it is. I'm a switch hitter left or right front or back. All of the above left arm right arm. You're doing the clown pocket thing with all the hank you could be that guy and i'm sure there are a lot of those guys uh-huh yeah so i i don't know i just time altogether pull up. Pull out one. You'll get a different color. You like the pic. I put them all in his bag. Pockets or full t- to stover. It's like babushka anyway but yeah do whatever it was so this person says i'm in a fulltime master. Slave dynamic with a partner and one of my biggest kings is pissed playing humiliation. My fondest memory was having twenty over twenty two men pee on me while i was wearing a cone of shame. Oh no code of shave just kind of makes you think of like a reverse lamp or like holiday says after being peed on my master forced me to sit in the p. For a long time before being allowed to shower off. It was definitely a one of the hottest things i've ever done. See totally totally into the humiliation. Angle of something that most people would take is foul happening to them and them going through it for their Master whatever it is whether daddy the leather daddy community like like when you talk to like a leather daddy. They are really into all of that. You know like that's where you hit the blowing Things that you you hear that. Somebody's into it's almost always you know from a leather daddy where you go while. I've never thought that before. Jesus and then they just. But i mean but it doesn't interest me to learn what other people are into because they get so excited about it and they're they're so happy to tell you i i wanna know but Okay then i. I mean i. I don't want to. But i really really enjoy assembling lego projects and chevy him and my. You're so good. I've got five little heads in the right. Now come to spend them one by one. Would you gotta make sure you count them before. Stick sticking because you know how many they come out they. I named them after drew. Druid gods get way into it and did some some shetty leg. I said you just you. Wow that's a that's a thing. Like i guess it really is a thing because you just told me all about it. Yeah it's it's very. It's very surprising. Interesting usually ding ding. Where the thing is i well. Yeah we're gonna get out of here for the night for the week we done enough. I salted your ears enough okay. We're gonna be done okay. Are you guys. Don't forget that july seventeenth up here in tampa is the tampa bay scream summer.

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Swap shop It's from noon to five pm. Come and see me. I'll be on sleaze box table. Sushi is going to be over a gaiter. Blais is going to be a lot of other celebrities as and be movie stars there so where two people find your movie. They were holding up at the beginning of this whole thing Said said you can actually go to gator blade dot com and you'll be able to pick up the movie. They're also going to have copies of the movie At the at the swap shop along with other movies. I am in and other people are in. There's gonna be lots of shit sure links on your twitter links twitter ling so my facebook there's also links on On the show description page so you should have no problem finding it difficult to check out the indigo for kill cam. That's out now as a movie. That i'm in. I'm in the whole damn movie so if you like me he then you can. You can go check it out you can check out the video cuts Data you can see some clips from the movie because it's not out yet but it's going to be to art buddy Have fun doing whatever you're doing your months shift. Whatever it is if you're working on a project having project exercise and have your fucking whatever. I don't know anything for me. Go bank somebody. Jesus christ i i gotta go do that so on you pay. Does anybody does.