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Kinky Katie's World #360 After Diner Nipples

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Well anyway going back to carolina lube is. Can you imagine getting that. And you're like i can't. What are your asshole. Imagine it right now imagine itself. Yeah right right in there right at around in their such bad. The weekend has landed all the exist now. Drugs pope's pies of four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer on my head like a screaming. I'm gonna talk to strange his all night. I'm going to lose plot on the dance floor. Free radicals inside a freaking tonight. I'm chip travolta. I'm a papa. I'm going to never neverland my chosen family. Mind we're to get more spice doubt. The neil armstrong advocate tonight. This could be my life. Seventy three watched a lot. He may and now live from. You'll thirty four stadiums. I bring your girl that is thirty three percent more likely to injure herself masturbating and the average woman. Here she is your host the one the nhc kinky kitty foyle. You're not all but Low hello hello and welcome to the show. This is katie's role three sixty host. Katie with me has always just my absolute bear. Plus covered puck toy sisters. We are coming to you. Live from rule. Thirty four studios can be katie. Radio dot com and radio cast dot net. And since i never do it. I want to say chaos. Kao s case. You were wondering net. Is the common spelling really common spelling of net. So yes. I was going to add to it. You don't think they'll throw something in there. What does it mean you things you know top of your exactly going from spoken word to written for some people. It's tough sometimes into biopic. That's what i'm saying. Oh my goodness gracious where. We have a lot of stuff to talk about tonight. And i'm running on fumes because this was technically the last day of filming okay. It was a wrap today. But there's one more seeing that. I have to shoot the girl who's doing it with me. She's got a see when she's available for it and telling take twenty minutes pretty much they gotta fill me in bed with the dead girl like i'm watching a porno on like a like a No book or whatever ipad. Okay and she's dead in bed next to me okay so Good not take long. Yeah sure united stress about learning your lines on that one at all. i have no frequent. Okay i don't think do you know your motivation. Yeah shirker face. And then i drag her off to the bathroom okay. Well so horror horror movie shooting season is coming coming to a close here at some point. Yeah it is coming to a close sir. Talking about it okay. People like it. Sure i don't have a problem. No i had a. I had a lotta fun today. I really i really did chico. Yeah the whole idea. So i don't know it's fun. I got to pick up a homeless guy really. Yeah what do you take up a homeless guy to like okay in the movie. Yes your role as a as a method actor at. I thought you meant like you know you just had to pick up a homeland like katie hundred way. Pick up a homeless guy. Bring them with you You know something. Really scraggly maybe with a cart. Bring the cart. Anything we like track marks can. which can you get. Make sure you have something we need something. That's gotta be rough want grady. We had a. We had a full blown out. Conversation about fat pulses okay to lick. Cni we're standing there and she's completely naked at were just having this conversation about fat policies how these are before this force. She got naked. Her jeans were different her campbell. Till we're talking about said. Oh my underwear my fucking. My pussy eats anything that gets up. There is it. I said i bet you two to one right now. Lifted up my skirt and like half of it was fucking like eaten. It sounds like told you is now now. I don't know okay.

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we're just talking about meaty. Snatches sure people people go to social media. They've seen mine so whatever and anything like that. I don't care shut up. I'm just waiting for something exciting out. Sorry okay feeling. Very josie and the pussycats today sometimes like right out of the eighties. I don't know what what that out you know. It's definitely like blue eye shadow in some leg. Red lipstick pink lynn. Probably could've ya direction you know that's always the next time prensa bengals and scrunchy. Sure i don't know sure it has that feel about it. Oh another thing is he. Loves your voice okay. But she says your voice does not. She's a match how you look. What did she was black. Use donkey was black. Which diana's really did you a kind of like like what he looks like is what i thought he would look well and then it was addressed to him by him. He's like no. I'm not black i try. I laughed because i did not. What you said is is keep like. I said i don't know listen to him. You just you. Sounds like a in italian new york to not to be. He sounds black really. Yes okay and like. I said i've not think so anyway anyway looks. He thinks she said after hearing your voice a bunch of times on this show. She expected you to be shorter than me. Okay like a hundred and twenty pounds really. Yeah well yeah. I don't know. I don't know what about my voice would would say i mean literally. I think it matches report really really sweaty though. And she's dead serious to you get whatever whatever Like idea you have in your head of anybody especially if you only hear their voice. You know what i mean. An absolutely no idea what he'd go by well. Yeah because you could see pictures of people like all the time and in your head you see you know you kind of have this idea of what. They sound like they start to talk. Oh who radio people that. That's a commenting like you'll come out. You're listening to somebody everyday on a morning. Show that you meet them. And you're like. Wow yeah no. You're way funnier looking at. You're going to be well. That's like from like wayne's world handsome dan. hey what's up. Hey he's like all scraggly whatever memory of that at all. Hansen dam is screaming. Sure ki-chi whenever. I don't know i'm tired. That's like a thirty five year old. i don't remember. I know i saw that movie. But you know as okay. Oh the fetish factory lost weekend is going on right now in boca. So if you guys if you want something to do for sunday monday then Gonna where they boca fetish factory lost weekend's action which is always a good time. Yes yeah ray time you especially have your vaccine rock in. We're in florida everything's going on. That's right it's it's time i think it is taya. Put your whatever somewhere whatever better you better. Everybody's fucking horned up or an aggressive. Evan in fights for over stupid shit get drug kid arrested us. I'm just saying generating everyone's like let's go shooting now. Let's go my favorite segment by. It might not be the porn. You would only katie wine. It's time once again for short of the week so my pick of the week are comedians. Really meetings are really turning me on lately. okay. I just well. I a kind of a sucker for comedians. Anyway sure. But i it's just been kinda i dunno like funny people. Make me wanna come and i had a i had a wedge rini other day was like the other morning i took a nap and i i totally had one of the biggest orgasms. I've had a very long time. Okay i were just talking about one of those last week. I know really to have any more often like pound. I live with you. I know how it works. Yeah so even means right through talking about again.

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I want anybody in particular Specifically what are we talking about. What am i working with here while my my normal you're not saying anything. Stay quiet about it. Which is view though my normal ones. Big jay lewis says okay. You know Fuck in Robert kelly okay. He's fluffy i think he's cute. There's a whole mixture of things. Get out there. You really covered your bases. I think steve. Ryan steve who. The fuck is which one moore at the improv. Which one you're talking about you. Will you take pictures of fan. Let's stephen bryan bryan. No you have the wrong. Yeah you're it's somebody else. It's a different name. You're saying rogge name. I know who you're talking about. But i don't think that that's i don't burnt see. I apologize for fucking nine name up so bad. Your face is in my head. 'cause i know 'cause i is a phase they say you can only dream of stuff that you've seen before your memory pulls it up and i've never seen his wing. So why would i. I would only see his face. Yeah but it's it's not like you can like identify people by their weighing. Anyway they can never we did a whole a show on as you called it. I remember them all. You're not you are not consistent with it at all. Because i know you i know you and i know you'll just be like i dunno. Some of them yes sure just because of odd and yes. They have certain features won't character. Yeah but here again. What you saw twenty years ago is not what you will see. Today is is what. I'm telling you it so here again. You know you're just gonna put whatever take you on to put on whoever you're fantasizing about to you. You know what i mean. We all look the same i. That's my favorite. I mean you're going to do a straight like a game programmer trick and just use the same asset over and over again data saying that dick so that dick is going to be on. Everybody you fantasize about these say no will fit so you don't have to have any idea what dick looks like. It all looks like that's just say most likely. Anyway i well. That's my porn. Pick of the week of stand guys are funny. How flirt with you Horrible horrible horrible invention. And i don't know why someone would do it. And we'll some six sadistic fuckers out there. I know sounding sake no okay at that. But i mean those do exist sars-like whatever but this is carrying coaster death. No that have to death roller coaster. That's a good invention. He's getting married to that chick member. They're having a baby okay. That woman who got involved with the roller coaster tallow but not the rollercoaster The one that you're if you road that's designed that if you wrote you a die sir. The seven seven fucking flip flip. He's snap your neck at the end it's going to be florida's new method of execution here coming up in twenty twenty two. I heard there's legislation death rollercoaster. You can die by electric chair or death. Roller coaster might not die immediately. They're proposing a new amendment to two for death by raccoons yet. We just tie you down in the middle of a pack of raccoons put food all over you For several days until they eat your dead raccoon death. The it'll be like the worst thing that ever happened to you. Know what i mean. What lowly eaten by fucking. Yeah because you're the got eight by raccoons then you can't get away from that ever. That's new for a thousand ways to die. When i'm saying you're unique. You died by raccoons josh. Bandit date meets right in the swap. Buy a pack of wild raccoon and opossums just in these are post covid raccoons to so. They're really. They're really rampant stirred up inside for a long time.

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Okay from what. I've been trying to say is horrible. Invention is so big. Carolina reaper lube. Who does what are you talking about. Talk about people every week. Do weird shit themselves like there's a never ending supply of people doing strange things that your like. What i guess so that you just mentioned it. I'm sure there's at least fifteen forums on fat life about it. yeah. I just never stumbled across yet. That's true yeah. Or carolina like just cajun regular. Ghost pepper wasn't hot enough. You gotta go river revert next year. We're doing pepper ex. A scorpion know they come out with new ones all the time at soon. It's just gonna be you know like just a straight Marietta acid no. You're just drinking pull acid. That's all i'll add to my perry period booty booty prisoners can tell me so weird shit. You have a for dinner. i don't know what to what are you talking about. You buddy fucking turkey you. Can you make news easier. Words very very very easy to say okay. But that's not telling me a lot about it. I don't know what's in it. T the pack says it is gonna break down to what it seems like. It is a turkey breast season turkey. Breast yeah okay. I could just left out the words. Yes totally not been confused. Because right when i heard put he put it. I was like whatever said putty putting it same thing. It's it's identical the same okay. Well you don't even speak indian so you don't know do you. That's very true. You are very well could be putting putting for all you know. No because that's i've always heard it pronounced perry perry. Yeah by whom many people cooking right right. What does that mean. What do they need more than i do. They read it somewhere. They don't know how to pronounce it. But anyway going back to carolina reaper lube is. Can you imagine getting that in your era. Like i can't 'cause your asshole imagine it right now i'd imagine itself right right in there right around in birdie burning us bad. You know what's what's happening right. Yeah well i mean died. Did we did talk about that. That guy in the video who got basically butthole fisted dunkin in wing sauce roof. Yeah that's right. And there's i mean are you gonna punish him coming up like upcoming. He's gonna be like quila in hunter hunter where he is impervious to torture. Because he's been tortured by his family's entire life so when he gets to appoint when he's like a fucking grand master. What you know what's going to happen. You're going to have to bust out the carolina reaper lube all the time and then it's just gonna then that's just gonna be you know like nothing. Pay literally is right around that he might actually enjoy the carrot. You actually know somebody who might use. This improbably will someday. I should give him a tweet. Hey know but you should try not to him but but to his owner. No yeah not to him. Talk to him. I don't give a shit about him. Yeah other than he's the receptacle of stuff right. Just keep your whole stretchy son. Who've god they use. Gi track is long and clear boys. I've seen the things they do. I mean it's like fucking like a hose coil or something in inside ahead fucking ended but in reverse 'cause you feeding it. She's like she's we're just go. One day is expected to come out of his mouth related law belco up. Whenever it's weird. The funnel gag is getting popular again really. I can't watch. I don't like watching those videos They're just they're not for me. Well the funnel gag if you don't know is a gag device you put in somebody's mouth that holds her mouth open and then it has a funnel attached to it. So it's like it's like basically like flog raw your force feeding this person orb force feeding them. Whatever you want. Whatever why i. And and i i've seen people like eat a bunch of colorful cereal turnaround and then go and just hallway into into the funnel and i'm like oh that is recycled.

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Pretty pebbles like that. that's disgusting. Like baby birding it baby burning it except swallowing it. I just chewing it up. Oh yeah yeah right after you going with the ghost. Pepper fucking lube. Yeah actually carolina. Reaper hotter than he goes boever. Sleep up about plug with the reaper. D- some some baby birded Fruit loops and then a little figuring action. Oh that is a lot going on to lot going on. But you know somebody like oh. I'm sure i've got like four people on fat live code. Hey i heard your dog about right up my alley. How did you know how did you. Katie who specific. Oh fantasy that. Have a brain. But i could not express it. But that's what always blows my mind. Or the scenarios do people come up with and have fantasized about the with the what in a what. Oh yeah having tickets and really creative people. That's what i'm saying. He just oh that is you. Write that down. Oh no it was written down in thirteen. Eighty nine france mckee decided shit exactly. Hey would you have no electricity. You know what i mean. Do you get weird create. And you're like some rich family. Who's completely i mean you've been banging your sister since you guys were knee high to a grasshopper. You know what. I mean like you see all the all the remain age hose. Been during the mother to yeah. There's all these weird orgy parties because you know your board. That's one of your main things to do is fuck. That's right dark ages. Banging was definitely a hobby. No doubt for for wealthy people share gone down to the village. You know snatch up a couple of villagers gimme ehore. That's right bring him somewhere get brutal. Leave him. Because you know you have nights in a castle. And god knows what because you're just peasant and you're completely forcing them to to whatever you want you know. Yeah you really. i'll give you riches human. They probably didn't even offer anything. They're just like trae. You can't stop me from raping anybody to so guess what i'm gonna flare your tits off from the what you can't stop me. Now that's right. That's why like i i. It occurred to me at some point. That if i ever travelled time it went back to you feudal japan. They would kill me immediately. I would not survive like twenty minutes. I would be held in a cage tied down. i think. I don't think i don't think they would immediately look at me and go fuck that tie down. Kill him is that. I mean that that we just watched on that. I plugged samurai first of all feudal japan. There weren't big. I would be fucking monster. Like i'm a because you're talking about like like you know. Thirteen hundreds and shit. You're talking a long time ago. People were just smaller in general. And you have this big white guy where you don't see foreigners all that often. Yeah no doubt in completely speaking completely different language. You know what i mean. I would be tied down immediately. And you know like i don't like held for mizzou for some some fucking sammer i'd do. We'd be like look what i call it the other day. Check fuck at checkout this guy. We don't know where the hell game from. Nobody understands them is weird denim artem. I would be dead so quickly. I would stand a chance in middle ages europe. At least at i mean at least i might be able to blend it in some somewhere. People were smaller. Though i would. I would still be huge. I'm huge in japan. I am anyway. What were we talking about fucking down. We were talking about. I don't i don't know people do weird stuff with hot sauce in and recycling baby burden for loose and stuff like that. Who say i get a real. Kick out a tickle like it just like makes me do that when you're dick pops out of those blue pants your blue house fans slow.

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'cause you're wearing them now and it's kind of funny because since i've been home and i haven't been home that long your dig popped out like four times and intentional. Yeah and then you wonder why i fucking take charge at you and your dislike get away. I mean it's it's really. I can't believe me it's not your fault. I mean you're in the presence you're a lady in your presence of texas you a crazy you get over yourself because all women's that's all about dick dick dick dick if they could just only see your dictate would just go crazy immediately. Oh absolutely the way it works so we all want even if we say we don't yet but on the flip side you don't and you and i can do it to you and and and you can enjoy it but it doesn't. It's not really universal. That way i was being sarcastic. Understand when they hear it can they really can they. They write transcripts and read it. That's it who writes transcript but ours is so dead accurate. That's right we get the transcript for free. And i just put it up for webbie's wet giggle. Yeah because if you read it. It's strange what they think that you we actually say because we're not really speaking clear english. I'm sure i'm sure for an ai. It's having a real hard time wrong with these people. I've lip sakes so many little cartoons of talking to where i know. How many weird noises we make at. I know what we're trying to say. But there are extra syllables in there. That really do we make up. You know literally say things like will skip like they did. It comes out and neither one of us notice. It happens. it's mind-blowing well know what makes me laugh though. Because i'm trying to make little cartoon characters lips move like what the hell noises that. What is that. what like. Who makes that noise. What is that. Is that a tortoise. Oh a yeah if you're ever in the I guess in the market for rubber fetus. Okay better than a regular fetus. Really sir you can. Actually you can get three of them for twenty five dollars on ebay ha. That's a pretty good price for rubber fetus. Yeah and you also get the baby fetal mold to while you can. You could just make an infinite army of rubber feet him in t shirt. Shoot a protest art poet abortion. I was like what kind of protest you what are you talking about. Katie just go like like ultra right-wing on me and like two seconds. No i hear you the westboro bap- baptist church people. Yes yes who who protests like army vets and all kinds of weird people. They go to their funerals. Cheryl people you know all of them. I would say objectively. We're going to go to episode or rule thirty four when we come back we are going to have a new tits man along with a whole bunch of other shit than you're gonna find pretty cool because i do so stick around. We'll be right back. Yum time bullet tasty and pressuring snack. If you want to feel something cool in the shower. I want to say it's not for everybody anyway. Tea tree oil. If you get like body watch a teacher oil or even shampoo. The teacher is wash very big tingle. Okay that does not sound like very good advice at all. I had someone said that they describe it as if you smoke. Mentha out of your asshole burns. But it's cold. Like i've used it before like i've used teach body wash and i didn't get down into my nether because i could already start to feel it when i was even at my shoulders and i'm like oh no no no. This cannot be a good thing. There's like a mental thing that goes on with that right like it hasn't methylated kind of feel to it. I'm just making sure because my teacher fucking knowledge is not really on par with years apparent of its existence. And i kinda know like a little bit about it. So we're not. You could go like do some lemon lemon juice sounding next. you know.

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we'll find it up my leg reverse catheter on you. How well you know. Someone's gonna try that telling you it's gonna hurt like hell like really you're thought and then i think you could actually put the lemon juice and you get a little ginger and just put the you know to seal the top off do an actual sound sound yeah little ginger fig action for your day fig sound that's just you know some some people really hate their tax. They really really at all. That's the only way. I can describe it and they really enjoy not liking it. Which is the other thing i mean. Not only do you not like it. But you and everyone to know how much you're very excited about nut like your day or no on with the show and welcome back to the world ruled four studios can do kitty. Radio dot com radio dot net the twitter at kinky katie radio can be katie radio dot com. Katie radio gmail.com. Getting me on facebook bad life. Oh goodness gumi long. Goodness gracious you. Give me on the tube to view on youtube where you can see me. Oh doing that during motion. You can see video of the same thing that you're listening to right now. That's right you don't get it twisted that i'm a hundred and twenty pounds. Who get you know or you can see the expression on my face and like sometimes i do things that you guys. It's not audible visual which is kind of a shitty thing to do radio. But i mean sometimes i can't help it. S just not yes. Stop doing what it's doing. Yes i just wanted to make it clear if you think of one hundred and twenty pounds literally probably three hundred joyti pound people. And he's six tall burly. You are definitely buyer pullover. Big obnoxious white beard. How white trashy big your lobes tattoos. Come on twenty pounds. He getting that gopro. I'm mean someone has said. You sound like stevo oak. I guess you know what if you put like you know if you have stevo like in your in your mind because you know we have both frazzled Voices okay. I guess so i got so i got so. Maybe you're just weird like little game. I don't really have one hundred twenty pound energy though you know i'm john. I definitely have big boy energy people just saying all the way around. Yeah that's exactly. Oh are you getting up g. Oh yeah you gotta make some more. What are you talking about nothing. You're you're you're you're starting to complain about something you are you trying to complain now. Okay no i'm not. It's okay derek. Up that music. Dare your china's stirring it up and give it to me words. So there's there's there's this board game okay. Then they're saying yes if you wanna have fun at the next thanksgiving or or like holiday party with your family. There's a bar game called right or racist bo. Well you've maybe it's fun question. Oh i don't know. I just yeah and so like a good time to really know. It doesn't sound like a good time to me either though i will because right away to you're just for you not knowing somebody is literally start. Ridicule you right away you know. Maybe because you're just ignorant of one thing or another. Like i had no kimball meant that i feel clue who thought it akimbo. Come on you know We've seen those dinosaurs that have instead of the heads they have. Dick's the penis mackel okay. Yeah we're we're the neck on t. Rex recode talk. Yeah cock with arm joke. Yeah like of sewers cog right right right. Well now sarah cock. Hey no. I didn't know. Sarah how tocaka i'll try so there there's this world now they have the Sorace who so instead of a dick.

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It's a nice. Yes what sound do you think. Kind of source would have made if if it was getting banged by the toronto source. Cock won't i well. You'd like the closest thing. I know to an annual retreat experts. That's right you know at the sound of an animal fucking is if anybody would know what kinda source like sounded like train source cock. How or try. Sarah spike's now would they have sex face to face or would they have sex. What huckabee face to face because her vaduz coming out of where the dick would be like. She has vaj badge head. Yup everything's gotta be head to head on that. I mean it's raining. It doesn't have to be maybe maybe like into but i don't have a clue ak- maybe they've got two sets those what i'm saying. Nobody's saying that badge whole or that giant take on a train of sorts. Cock that that you see is the end ended. The they use for saks. They probably have just normal sex parts. That's just their head and face katie. What i said it's very insensitive. D'oeuvres deformed deform mythical animals that don't exist. I almost want a constant source. It's an interesting little sculpture in cohen. Here yeah do they can get them at the same place. We get the rubber baby fetus. Okay do you want to a frozen baby fetus. no wait. I might want regular one later. So those are the old one. But i do. I remember and the and the mortar cricket. Snatches the pebble from the master's hand right so if the person out there in your life likes to eat pussy and kito you can get beef jerky underwear okay. Okay you know how to do with peak tito well because his beef jerky they can't have it's me pussies meet to. That's not a vegetable item me. I know but i'm talking about like if you have edible underwear trying to be sexy but that stuff is made out of the masters plastic. Easy for roy moore to be shit in the turks fruit roll of sponsorship right out the window advertising money lined up for roll up to a whole campaign spread. I guess gushes better. Gosh her are so so. Yeah these are these. Are these panties that are made out of beef jerky you and it's not but i don't know what it kind of like rehydrate with your juices. I guess the idea would be. You could actually eat them but if you were on some weird diet the shuker you know i guess i don't know you know it sounds it. Sounds like a weird thing to try to eat off of somebody to me. Beef jerky does not say. I wanna fuck no it. Doesn't you know if beef jerky is what you wanna smell and taste while you're going down too much out of box. Our favorite fucking a dag. Salmon jerky only only available in japan. Katie sits up. You know like. I bet i bet. Salmon jerky panties exists. I almost bet you money. Maybe they do. If you guys would have some salmon jerky panties go for it. I you know a thing in alaska is it no thing it's a thing all over the place sharing asia asian people make a lot of jerky out of stuff they do. Squid jerky ought to try that. So bad they do like this. Roller jerky like squid and like stick it in this like crank and it gets huge really flat. It's kinda like read it over the car. let it out to dry. I don't know i would've tried it. There's there's what you were talking about. Brief jerky jerky edible meat underwear. Look scary to picture. I see is scary juicy. The bedazzled one. No no this one is literally beef jerky. It's literally literal feature. I i will. Let's go to your favorites by standing by boobs in and on the news.

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It's time once again for so. This week's ticks man is Is the big book of breasts in three eighty. Three d three d so it is like a pop up book of pets. Oh i love books. Intricate ones that we've seen people make like a modern pop up book. Yeah they're they're cool. You're like fuck is going. What kind of engineering is this. It's pretty neat because been talking to aliens for a long time. Pull this little tag. How do i close it anyway. But so this The big book of breath so big titty book. It's it's twenty eight pages of of popping off the page state of the art. Three-year eye-popping eye-popping. I i'm sorry. Yeah twenty eight pages. But there's ninety photos full nude. Yeah it's all big titties phone. Yeah three point you no a pop up book pop up book. It is volvo. Booby pop up it is. I'm like amazon. I wonder why haven't seen that yet. You know just any pornographic pop up book mind. I don't know that. I remember ever seeing one of those. Just open it up in a big dick. I hate hearing could be anything it could be fucking alien tentacle squid monster coming out of a girls regina and then you have pull tabs and then every time you do the pull tabs yet. The tentacles go in and out or tentacles just coming out and mouth and her ears go in what end and out the other stomach gross. Yeah uh-huh you should his is. Oh wow you kind of sankoh phase. Okay you're not supposed to look at me. I told you. I'll put up a fucking barrier right in front of me so you can log. I know cheating eye contact cheating while you're doing a An audio podcast. Now okay because there's people there's of the vast majority of evil are fucking listening and they're doing other stuff at the same time so well you wanna know something. It's not just audio because we are filming this and this will be on youtube so it is vegetable. Yeah there. there's a few people that watch it on youtube and and and bless them bless that but but most of them are doing ten things at once and they're trying to figure out what the hell you're talking about whatever no one can understand. What do i contact. That's cheating because then we're making communication and we'll fake that we're saying so i think we're not we're not making any sense anyway so you can get this. You can actually get this pop up book on amazon echo. Yeah so it's really cool. But i think it's also kind of funny that some people they said you might also like the big book of pussy. This is doesn't say three so it's not like you open it up. And it's like the little chef. She's got bitter. I knew it katie. I knew you had teeth in there. I do look close enough. I'd find them scripture. You've been caught right and another way. Was the little book of butts little book about little book and play heine bud book a little boy little. Okay okay. I still think. Number one is the three d. Popout boo- book really. Yeah the little you know. I guess if you're azer nice they're nice but it's not a pop up book. I want full fucking You know a manga three d. popout head to action. They have a different name for it. I forget what it's called chapel japanese. It's hard for me to remember foreign stuff. Sometimes you pretty well with it though because you could. You could rattle off so high names. I'm not so high. Yeah it's a lot easier for me to remember to exeter janci called. That's my man for the week. Tit man some technicals coming out of holes everywhere as you. Open the book and flip. The pages happens so one other thing. That's coming around that Is gaining more. Popularity are Our sugar granddaddies Yeah wow sugar granddaddies. These are men over sixty. Okay that are that are into at being sugar daddies paying for sex so like it always has been pretty much yeah like forever old dudes of money.

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Yeah okay but this is but this is like older older than what normal shir for haven't lemon parties. There's a really cool thing that i ran across which is pretty nice. It's called the satisfy or one night. Stand air pulse simulator purple simulator. Pretty much it's a very very cheap Clipped sucker that you keep in your purse and that's why it's called the one night stand cold pretty much. You believe in your purse. So you go somewhere portable portable. Click sucker like that womanizer like the one that you have. Yeah and then. When it's dad is dead. You just chuck it really. Yeah those of all these things. Oh less than eight dollars. They sound like. That's not very eco. Friendly but very convenient very convenient erica. And if you have a really tiny deck you could probably do something with a little cup on. And he probably could or if you're like really into sound good like just like shoving her whole. Oh wow that's aggressive. That sounds very grotto's that's gotta be pretty fast so to say i mean i've seen someone take a giant vibrator and cram it into guys dead hole so it's like depends on you. Yeah i mean. I guess once you once you've been using the fucking carolina reaper Know you've been using that for a few years. You're going to need to do some some disposable clint soccer astounding everybody's doing it. It's it's the newest rage. Really eight bucks. That's not bad. Like i guess it doesn't come with a regular batteries. Or what's what's going on with that situation. What if you wanna reuse it. You know what i mean. I don't think there's a way to access the the battery once. You pull the little sticker tab to activate it. That's it well it's it's of like Clicker button on the bottom. Sounds like it would be fun at the strip club would it. Yeah sure. I mean you're probably gonna throw it out but the look on somebody's face when they what the fuck is going on here again if you're at the right strip club who will matter. That's because then it just cost you more money. Just like yeah. No sure you can do that. Yeah that's that's one hundred bucks. Yeah you can watch me play soccer. You drop a hondo on me for chanting over big boy. And if i come you owe me another fifty Poltimore has in our hit exponentially. You start doubling up. Every time i bust another not. She's been going along with are kind of talking about titties. They have after dinner nipples at all dinner. Nivelles after dinner devils. Is that like a double moron. A double more were a double like an oxymoron. But in in the sense of the term i mean all devils are definitely after dinner tables will nipples can be any time nipples okay but there are after dinner devils right well. These are mint flavored after dinner nipples and they come. They come very nicely packaged in a box. Really yes and you can get them. They look delicious so they're like little molded nipples with At breathy sense the they lay freshener. They look like brown area. Areolas with little maybe on it and they're they're all talking on. I figured they would be multicolored. Like you would have red ones in green ones and brown ones and now they're not like that like at the you know people used to put. Oh key magic. You remember people used to do that. Restaurants like at the at the cash register. When you go to fucking pay your check they have bulls of i i would. I would eat them all the time about. I totally did really every time. We didn't care about your son knowing here that shit. There's a sneeze guard that some condie's pick my no robbing him for every every ten year olds been through a been through that restaurant and finger. Fuck this shit out of that bowl covered. Do you think the ballpit inside of a mcdonald's bad i mean that's that's probably why do you know you don't get sick at all 'cause paranoid and everything like our parents didn't give a shit into stuffed or something to that for sure you know the exposure to function.

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I guess i don't know activity okay. Crows knows whatever grab. There's people post pictures of stuff all the time and the like. Oh if you've ever like party here then your immune to viruses or something then it's just like a really gross place because you know it's nasty and he listened that about all stars i could. I can remind you that we we live Potentially in the weirdest place to be dirty in you know in in the united states. I mean florida for sure. Most people would say yeah. Roll around the ground down there now. Let's just the beach. Even then i mean it's honestly what i've done on the beach. Here's the thing though you were there for some of it when you when you go to when you go to other place specially up north where he gets cold and wintry you know. There's a level of dirt and grime on the roads. That doesn't exist out here like it really does it really. It's way cleaner. You've been to new orleans you've seen the alleys in new orleans. You know what that's about. Oh and that would those were post katrina a fucking alleyways. Aren't even know. Oh the smell. Yeah it was like that when i went there to. It was just it a job alleyway in new orleans smell. Oh god fucking like the bad so really florida's not that bad but most people think it is but really it's a lot cleaner down here. We're okay here. come on okay. There's a fetish party. This weekend is going on right now as we speak. Yes today is the purview pool party. Yeah there's gonna be events tomorrow and monday right l. To go get your would be smacky on well by the time you listen to this. It's probably too late. Sever fuck you. You could've went. You can check out the festivities on their website afterwards. They'll be pictures. And that's how i see. You can go next year beyond ahead because it's a total hotel take over. I mean there what was only one time you could have gone to a post pandemic fetish party. You know you know that would have been the one to go to really. It really went a real because everybody asks ready to high strung. It's going to be a high strung bunch for sure. Yeah everybody's on a hair trigger. Oh my god. Somebody touched me now to rub on all right refund. That's what i'm saying. I guarantee you that's happening. I two of our friends. It used to go all the time. It was part of part of that that little group that we used to hang out with well. She lives now in a total other state like a northern area. Okay with her man. Guess they're down for the weekend for to go to that. That's a good size umana hand. Yeah well you know. It's a fun thing you can get roles of raffle tickets to give out and stuff says buds style like here. You get a ticket so wait. Wait wait celebi. Understanding you can order a role of raffle tickets printed with anything you want on them was at your you could but these civically says but stuff okay. You could get raffle tickets with bud stuff printed on your an app. Swear to christ but if you think about it. I know china exist so we could get anything printed on anything. We want on fucking like three week delivery on wish. Well if you're if we're talking about like printing anything on anything. They actually have a printer for cheese. I know i saw that. You don't know how i feel about that. He can fight your vase or something cheese worried. You definitely got to go with dick. If you're like my first thing out of it would be is absolutely and it would be uncircumcised egg. Yeah i'm going raw. Natural form all natural all natural cheese stilted he will do a multi layer cheese in it. Part of it will turn into a funky like Like a lynn burger is what i'm thinking of up toward the end of it there in toward the vase. We'll go into more of a breezy kind of a loose consists. Why a printed cheese. There's gonna be weird little cheese characters everywhere now. You're going to see him everywhere because people are. There's somebody got going to own a cheese trainer. Now this is. This is put pictures on cheese. Oh pictures on cheese yes. Oh i'm thinking three d. printer. I know that's why i show playing touch disappointing.

00:55:03 - 01:00:05

This is twenty twenty one. We should have a fucking. You can probably extreme knows through your printer. yes you can. They do have food three d. Printers okay so yes. That is possible but this is like nineteen eighty technology. So what you're talking about. I guess so. What do you want to get printed on what. Jeez i don't know you could put a dick on. It was like yeah cheese. A home remind whenever you got your big hair on your big shoulders. Abc style yeah leopard print. Or i don't know what that is. It's a friend or lesser levered. Calm the house Today's is packed a leopard stuff. Like leopard everywhere. A leopard like a puma. That climbs trees right by trees deck. Climb right up there are. There's a candle you can get his. I love you for your personality. But that dick is a huge bonus. Gamma franco me. That keep it there you know. That's a little weird. If you have a friend that buys you assured about your take kind of strange. it's kind of. Hey hey body. Look what i got you for your birthday. Check it out. I seen you in the shower. I wow that's a purdy. One kelly god subrata. So will you know somebody who's friend got like. Maybe maybe it's it's it could be a gay man dan that could make but it just seems like an odd. It seems like an odd choice to me to get gift a man. Yo like like bro. Hey bro yeah. Whatever that's little brother in elva. Sigma whatever would you have is putting your roof. You will tell just doesn't count just broke a little briley seeing the shit that we do. We first met that didn't matter it didn't count because we were strangers notes not gay stranger. Well that way when you're approaching another man to look at his deck. He knows that you don't necessarily mean. I wanna go sexual advance like because then. You're setting up expectations that maybe you're not gonna fall. You're being a cocktails really if you don't let them know ahead of time they hey. This isn't a sexual advance. I just wanted to check out your day. I saw your shirt. That's all your girlfriend was weird. I want to check that thing. I let me see that hog touch it almost pitch that one how was your is is pits far. How many have you heard from you had to have heard that. From at least a half a dozen guys watch it spits. Oh yeah spits yes. Time what. They want out hot very ha now. If that was the response you got when you walk up to some dude at the urinal when you ask them to see as tech. If that was his response it would be the greatest thing in the world would make you laugh. turned out. watch out low. Scares you take what you do reacting lot. Just never see one shaped quite that way. It literally looks like doors hammer. It's really strange. It's t shapes hammerhead said it was vacuum packs. Oh the cut stuck on the end got swollen head now soil and bit by zico fly went the other way. Big head macro steph linic badge. Good penile microcephaly right.

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We're going to go. We're going to get out of here for the night this because actually now you guys talk about like dig headship bonus content bonus cards because oh by the way thank you mr For the for the wig and he got me another one too and thank you somewhere and one of them tonight. I like it. It's not a bad wig is key. No old lady wig but with ponytails. So it's confusing. You don't know how to think you almost almost. It almost reminds me of the princess in zero the white because she has white hair. I do believe yeah. Nothing like this though. Okay whatever. Don't don't use your big memory skills on me. I know you're going through your memory palace in you know. All of the character looked like they all blend together for me. If it'll get me band you can pretend. I'm anyone you want to. I don't know that i would bank to check from alone. Would not not paying the check from res hero if i was fit and if i was the main protagonist and that one yeah yeah i have a crown casino like but you do a little weird sisters in that one to like really all of them there. Several of them that. I would bag before the princess. I think okay. But i do like to wig like it. Too from the same from the same place probably that that fucking clicker the one night. Stand thing hugger They have a renegade gladiator vibrating penis harness in blue way kids just thirty words expect me to follow renegade roman gladiator see. You're adding more word. This is what i'm saying. It's very confusing. It's it's the renegade renegade gladiator eater vibrating vibrating penis harness in blue. We really gotta help. Somebody's marketing department out. I mean seriously. She deportment which google translate not. Does that sound better in a different language. Maybe it does maybe like in whatever language that originated in it. That sounds normal roaming. Abro a fucking. You didn't say roman jewelers and the second time or the her this point. No that's a fucking mouthful so this is some kind of a weird strap on with a strange name. Yeah it kind of looks like a shoe okay. We could called it the strap on shoe strappy stand looking vibrate your dick. Oh you're if you're fucking issue vibrate you're okay is relatively drafi. Gladiator roman renegade glad vibrating pena's hardest and in blue. That's the reds version sale. Now that looks like somebody made it with three d. printer at home out of cheese blue cheese that's weird design it looks like it's almost looks like a muzzle harness for your dick and balls. Will your balls go into a silicone. Little strappy thing and then there's a cup for your tag. Is that what happens with that day. No that's a bad picture of kasit fixtures upside down. That's why they put a diagram next to it. Do you can click on. What is okay is. There is a strappy part. That goes around your balls and there's another one that goes around your head but the bulbs part that looks like it's supposed to be the vibrating for like the head of your dick or for your boss actually clinton of or an asshole ticket picture lady. No for dude and it looks like an alien grabbing onto a dick looks like like to. It's going to take it literally. Looks like an octopus. That's ride the top deck wrapped around the bottom balls right now understanding this toy. I'm understanding this thing. What did just call it. The octopus fucking conquering dig hugger the octa.

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