Kinky Katie's World #359 Edge of an Orgasm

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Some people really hate their techs. They really yes. They really don't like it at all. That's the only way. I can describe it and they really enjoy not liking. It is the other thing. Yeah i mean not only do you not like it but you know how much were very excited about not liking your or the weekend has landed all exists now is club strokes pope's ties of four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steam my like a screaming cattle. I'm going to cut hit to strangers all night. I'm going to lose on the dance floor. The free radicals inside me a freaking tonight. I'm jim travolta on three apopka. I'm going to never neverland with my chosen. Finally we're gonna get more spice out than meal on strong advocate tonight. Could be a personal a quick buck burner and now live from rule. Thirty four stadiums. I bring you a girl that knows. Forty two methods to remove an object stock in your innocence. Check your host. The one the only can get katie alot. Hello and welcome to the show. This is key member three fifty nine now katy with me as always is my absolute hardest working man my favorite plus coverage truck toy mr se. Yes co host with most shirt up to bitch thing. Well i'm gonna. I'm probably going to get like pretty slapping luby's tonight because i'm funny i'm tired my body hurts and i will in mostly 'cause you're you really. Yeah i mean it's gotta happen. Regardless but i try not to go on leg some fucking bitch rant coca. I'm gonna try to head you off. Go direct you down the proper pathways. Usually it's the week before. I started to believe that i mean i just really wanna fucking bite. Someone's hot often. God damn it i will like. I don't even care only fuck you like. What did i do. You've you're you. Breathe lay you. You exist and you're talking to me right now. That's the problem. I have with you exactly and that's awful. I shouldn't do that. Well you know that's when you need a timeout from people. Yes yes but i need. I need someone to tell me to go on time out up here. Look if you're looking for like jiminy cricket type of character you're just probably it's not really much drug. Suit your moral laurel well because as far as doing things and feeling the way you feel and whatever. I'm not just you know dan. I am going to tell you how to do. I know we are coming to you. Live from route thirty four studios key katie radio dot com rio cats dot net. And this program is gonna be up on the youtube later on. Check it out if you write me a little longer. Is the videos to go. Got a bunch of them now. Speaking of the The animated clips that s t works on really hard on on the Rule thirty four. Which you can get on the little cartoons you can get them on youtube but Superfan shane he. He wants to get me as my at the cartoon that voice. He wants to get that tattooed on him. It could be a good time to think he's like no like we need to get one. It's a cartoony thing you know. What is what is that thing. I said it's like a fucking stoned. Green was ascii. You know it's a slow cousin. It was really easy to create israeli. Cashed i what. I came green potato with the giant. Whatever you're asking too many questions and asking anything. Yeah whatever. I could make and then move around in an animated fashion. It's a lot of fun. Yeah yeah i mean. I have to admit you that i've been. I've been pretty pretty high all day today so no like a bumper crop of of already been vapes. We should edible mania god. Yeah like last night. Last night. I was fucking like out. I do want to say though. I don't know why i was thinking about this. I think as we were talking about in the in the pre show dumb out the big noses correlation with big dicks thing. A couple of weeks ago episode. Yeah well it It made me think of now. This is this is kind of like a second thing but it makes me feel better. And i don't really care if you judge me for saying it but you and i'm like people out there like whatever but i remember my my middle school and high school crush that i was just obsessed over like we used to hookup. You know whatever well before you eat like you.

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Well he's like yeah you can suck my dick wouldn't like you anyway. Thank you gross. Well before he died because he's dead now before he died he he chided hit me up on online and he's just like oh i used to have sex with you. I'm lega married. But he's dead now. But just knowing that i came around. I don't know what we size feel. Good besides the whole part about it being dead a get it we we questioned Kind of i mean. I sounds horrible but it was. It was not the bus going that way you couldn't do anything about is what you're saying now. I live near even if you did right. You know. I what's my name that's right let you create. I'm the wrong person to come to for that kind of stuff. That's like what people say. Oh you're xs in jail in texas. You was the three things you say. It's like i wouldn't even answer my ex's in jail. Oh well that's your fucking problem. They're like. I don't even want to know what you did. You feel yeah. I answered like you gotta give me an answer. The phone to begin with an answer like knowing ahead of time. Oh my god. They're probably more apt to answer it ahead of time. If if i knew it was. Because i don't what i'd tell him. Okay what do you want me to do what to tell you. Yeah that's that's that's real like. I'll say hi to you but really i mean wh what do you need. What do you need know. Just want somebody to talk to okay. That i could probably do. I don't know that's new. Say who do you need to call for you. Ever get someone's number because this isn't going to. I mean i'll do that. I'll blow that not every x. I mean there's there's several x.'s. that i i don't care. If i talked to or not like i wouldn't i wouldn't i wouldn't like i don't hate on them enough to like just say i'm not fucking talking to magic psycho. Stocker like called. You know she can fuck yourself just me. Just because she was one particular girl. And we've talked about it before just a level ten on on the following you around and boop yeah for years and years and years and and you know no you can't even you can't let shit like that in all zero. No that's a stalker. That's not that's a different. You know you had it so funny. In time i get an advertisement firm certain like group. Yeah email they're coming after me. They're going to come after me probably are because they have before they've tried. Hey you know this person. I was hugging them for months. You know yeah say like like stalker retype people in general male female or whatever they are. They're usually male but there are the fan. Yeah they're usually scary men bunny boilers though. Some chaghi citing down their favorite v tuber or instagram girl. Or whatever. well. That's actually since fox already there. Let's go to my favorite segment. I might not be the porn. You would pink katie. It's time once again for porn my porn pick for the week. It's just. It's kind of been building up and building up. And i i've oh made there. There's some of them are pretty to the point where it makes me feel uncomfortable watching them. Now i don't know if that makes any sense no because you didn't even say what you were talking about. No but i'm getting there like saying. Have you ever seen someone though so attractive that you wanna watch them but you feel almost kinda weird or guilty watching them killed not guilty. That would be the wrong emotion. I mean sometimes it's fun. It's fun to watch a hot check. The max hardcore style. Well i'm talking about. I'm talking about actually like twitch people twitch streamers but mostly and who's actually been in the news lately is that amaranth great. Great everything really. She's really really fucking hot. And she has. Really big booms in your. She's just like she's ginger. Every nerdiness that we both enjoy and she does a hot tub stream so she's always a bikini when not always. I shouldn't say that because she's not in the water but she is really fucking pretty what she makes. You feel all tangled. Feel weird watching her. Because i'm like. Oh i got. She's probably like young. Okay and then. I don't know it just makes me feel weird like i don't feel weird at all like just because she's in her twenties probably now even thirty.

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I wonder how old she is. And she's i mean this is her job. This is what she does like if you give her so much money. This changes her bathing suit. She does twenty years old so she's okay but not super super young but at least twenty-seven but she's she's beautiful well and and you could almost. At least i would think that growing up. She seems like she was the kind of girl duckling. Wha- yeah maybe guys girls. Whatever she's into didn't pay attention to right and that she seemed like she's probably was a late bloomer and now she enjoys her her dominance over though to reject it fuck. Yeah an exploit this shit. Whenever she's not that like there are those type of streamers and things like that that like i don't care to to see their stream at all yeah. Hers isn't bad like like she actually tries to do entertaining stuff along with wearing a bikini. There's if there's ever like a clip with her on someone else we usually do watch. Or sometimes i've thrown it on on me have you. So you've got extreme. It'd be fun yeah. i don't blame you. yeah. I watched it a little last night. So and then. That's that's when i'm like all right. Let's far but you have like a guilt feeling associated with to do like guilty guilty y. You're not good enough for her kind of a thing. Is that what you're like. I don't get it like guilt. Like like i don't know if that's the word you're trying to say like i wanna i wanna do dirty things with her like. I wanted to poke at her and stuff. Yeah i mean. I don't know it's it's fine to want things but it's you cross the line when you start messaging seventy really want i wouldn't wanna thumb your new messenger. I know i'm just say that's when you should feel guilty is when is when you're you're being like the thousand dicks who to send you. We're direct message. don't send. Which is what. I'm telling you because i know you know no no but i you well now where we're going with people send you. We're messages is kinda funny that you said that this guy sends to me two hours ago over twitter. Your tits are amazing. Do you have the biggest areolas. I've ever seen on a woman do you. That says do you probably not. I don't know how many have you seen. I don't think many okay. I'm just i'm just teasing. I'm just teasing a. But i mean people people semi really really odd things every now and then just like. I have a question for your sense. What i looked up amarat's age also belfi popped up. She's twenty one years old. You feel any guilt there at all Because i know i know you have watched things abell. Delfi has done and completely lusted after her cute little face. Yeah i have really have. I don't play me really. I get it. I had money on her. But yes okay if i had it to spend the probably it would be of now. Yeah yeah definitely give her. You would set all over that you'd be all up in it. You know you are kind of like almost the way you think in the way it is all a lot like a boy in some like a twenty something year. Old man is kind of outlook on a lot of things. So i'm not like all of those things that you like watching year old and a whorehouse with a fistful of fifty. Go to switch out of the house. Where where's her chaperoned. Where's your husband. I thought i thought you needed a somebody to walk hours. You and make sure you didn't hurt yourself but then it's like it's like i feel weird. Sometimes his okay. If i'm if i'm gonna know that that wouldn't sometimes when i know i'm going to be filming a scene or something. Sometimes i don't like i'm not really that into it because i i kinda give back with you. Give me. Because i don't want to like i don't wanna push you and just be like if i have to just like they're like going in for like kiss and i'm trying to me like a bear because that's what i think that's what goes with the scene but then if you kinda act like you're not really into it that i'm like oh what's wrong with me like i am so insecure.

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It's like vowed will what you forget. Is that a lot of times guys girls whenever they are super way more nervous than you. Oh yeah then you really think they are so that weird trepidation allow times is somebody just like doesn't know what to do with somebody up in your grill. Yeah or they just don't like you. That could really could be. I don't i don't blame anybody if they don't like me. I'm not for everybody else. Okay no definitely for sure. Oh one thing. I wanted to sarah. A quick is Congratulations to chris. Woods for family snapshot they They had it playing at the tampa bay. Motion picture industry professionals independence film festival of okay. That's a mouth. And these of movies with the micro budget horror films. I am in this one. And at one. Best feature films goes some fest family snapshot. Yeah i saw that one. That's eight so i just want to say that. I don't know. congratulations it was. It was an enjoyable micro budget for sure. I liked it. It's it's dark thriller like a drama. So anyway i don't know What else. I want to tell you whether they're like. Oh i'm thank you norway that we've got Fans in norway did But the latest shirt really norway norway away. that's our ancestry. Both of us impartially anyway. At least that's what i'm told and happy world goth day for uh. Apparently it's it's world goth day so people are going to celebrate. Let's see your pictures and went. Well i don't know you must have seen a lot gothi or then you really are. I mean you know what i mean. Why can be. I mean people have to. I don't know but yeah but you know a lot more people now. I want to say that i. I think you're liking gaw central. That's pretty that's sure it's literally the home of marilyn manson literally well at least where he went to high school or later on in life later on life. You got there at some place but you were at ground. Zero of of and yet based plan south florida bass player brother in south florida goth. People like there was a lot of them in your little area. It's like hot. Hot hot topic was the players and it was at a time where that was a. You know pretty popular nineties and shit okay. That's unlike everyone ravers goes and exactly what the fucker jank goes. Well if you ever wanted to denim skirt like a like a like prairie women's mormon in a cult skirt kinda thing. We'd say bell bottoms. But that's nelly. It's a full on fucking to the floor dragging on the floor skirt but it's a payment. It's split in the middle. So that's their pants. Bring guys worm to. Yeah no actually more guys than girls were them. Sure yeah sure. Never mind thing skater. Boy i'm sure a lot of people have heard of them anyway. Oh yeah no. I know i know people still rock them and they are in there that yes or late thirty east. Okay have fun to talk. Really they're trying to bring a bag so whenever are they. Yeah at least. I get the comfort aspect of things now. We were talking about A little bit during the During the pre show of people getting dirty and kind of defiling hotels because like fuck it. It's not our brute where we got our house whatever. Yeah we're talking about the the the people like to play in the pu jump in the pool. Yes okay okay. Well coming back to that. As i was thinking the the fetish factory takeover hotel takeover memorial day weekend is coming up real soon and i wonder how much of that stuff they have to deal with afterwards. You know what i mean like. Did you ever think that i mean. There's there's a lot of people the regulars in should they're not disrespectful like that but you know there's gonna be a new people just like i have to get the fuck out of my house and i want to go tear it up so i wanna do many drugs as i gave a little hands on people are going to a you know a lot of the people that we knew that that did stuff especially in hotels. Were really pretty good about cleaning up because they went to a lot of hotels right and that was you know that was like a normal thing like this is what we do so we bring supplies knowing that. This is what we're gonna do. We want to be able to come back to the hotel snag when we want to do some miscellaneous whatever it is.

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We're into right and not fucking for everybody else. You can still continue to do this. That's right have nice things if if you don't take care of him right but what i was wondering is i wonder how many times or you know that something has happened and can you imagine being someone were to the hotel going like you know the hotel service and walk and really what the fuck happening here. Will the those defenders factory gatherings and the miami fort lauderdale area like like. They're like half of the crowd wasn't necessarily you know all like lifestyle media some people. A lot of the people just went did drugs got more the fashion in the sacks. Yeah fatuous exactly exac- and i would say you know the more drugs and alcohol. You do a nice chance. You're gonna tariff a hotel room for sure true. Yeah that's true but most of the lifestyle people that we knew so and still no they were. Everybody's pretty careful about not like bring it vinyl sheets and visit to go to. Hotels is such a fucking stable. It's like you know. Never no no no it really is because your best horse i'm telling you know like hotel sacks is just so much better it's not about it. I mean it can be. It can be because you're you're on hinted it seems that way anyway. It's evil yeah it does. I mean it seems that way to me. 'cause you could get ridiculous know that you don't live there like i've been i've been even though i am on my period and i feel like shit i still. I've been getting the period horny volvo. I dunno just like a little bit or not all flicking willy. Nilly glam straight up. Yeah not chunky. Okay but it's a clam is well. Yeah it's a red clam to non beers at what your blood clam things. And i don't know what it is. You don't understand a blood clam is a very crucial part of my sanguine. Life clam did anything with two syllables. like that. seems like it goes to that song. I know right it really does. There's this i. I saw this this one like little story about this chick n eight immediately made me think of to one of the earlier times. I had sex on younger at says I was fooling around with this guy but we didn't have a condom. i suggested. Oh he is suggested that That he put a bed sheet in between us and we can dry home just because it would give us some stimulation but says a. I don't know where he learned about. Dry humping because what he did was he wrapped the the the sheet or his dick. I wanted to shelvin. Yeah of course he. I remember one of the first times. I was a job. I i didn't want him looking at me so i made him go halfway under my bed. So he couldn't look at me so just like from the waist down sticking out from under the bed and took my bedsheet off my bed and put it over his deg over his I stuck in my mouth just like blew hot air like what i do. Do you like the back of your neck like your shoulder and shit. Well that's what they did and he was like having because eating fucker no and i didn't fucking does look good. He's a cow's thing right but then then when like more rumors started really yes she gives the best blue jobs and then you are pretty pathetic if you've already really really young dude so we didn't know well that's i remember one time we're playing truth there. I mean a couple of neighborhood friends and we were in the pool and stared to to suck this kids. dick add. We went on the side of the house. And he's shooting fucking suck. Don't wait. there's supposed to do michael. The why did they call it a blowjob blow and that's a common thing you hear that from a lot of people. Yeah so he had to teach me how he kind of gave me the basics. You know who you don't hear it from a gay man. You never hear that. They thought it was too like blah. Now they go. Oh no. I want warm and wet honey like they knew exactly what what we just wanted to say. I'm like i've i've had. I've got pointers from gay guys. I love that. I love when i can learn new things like ship. This is what you like. You like the dick and you probably know how to do it very well and you have one. I don't have one. I think it's definitely easier like there's a shorter learning curve to being a gay man than Being a woman like being a lesbian. I have heard from women like i don't know what to do with that thing. But you have to do with mine because everybody's different.

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That's what i'm saying but most most guys like right away. Their like level ten fucking buddha masters immediate his the us hall i know ought to do immediately immediately their boss level like straight off straight off. I mean the master of the popsicle. It's like there's some sort of genetic programming that's like some animals in some like if you show a baby a picture of a spider the baby might react just somehow knows the attack saying like you know what i mean. I think it's an easier object to learn how to use what i'm saying. Jonathan took a pacify until he was thirteen. I mean you need to take doctorate level thesis work to figure out ladies because it's extensive. I mean it's like studying chess like you would have to memorize everybody else's matches to see what works in that particular situation cancer so which one you want you only have room in your brain or time in your daily life or one or the other. What here's the thing though is most guys even if they don't know how to work anything else on anybody else. They know how to work their own shit. Yes yes so. I mean even even you know somebody who spends a lot of time thinking about a board game you know they can catch not but ladies so much summer easy come easy go so mariah not so much. Just it doesn't happen. That's right i i. There was a like. I was rubbing went out the other day. And i really didn't think that it was gonna be. It was taking me a long time and now starting to get frustrated. So and i'm surprised. I didn't hurt myself because usually when i get frustrated that i go a little hard and you start injury things star injury. You pull the plug at mci. Ourselves and i get toy burn on buttons and whatever ripa labia redskins like tissue paper right right something turning purple and swelling up. Exactly completely more throw you think frustrating like five or seven come on. I'm almost there is like just give me a little that little when i actually finally did come that little was alive and i was just off behind so shicheng out the towel and joining like mop up the bed like i'm trying to absorb some of the liquid the bush out of me and i had to pull out the fan and tilted on the bed. Try to dry it out before you got home. I was like oh. God is an one of these days. Am i gonna come home. And there's going to be one of those disaster recovery vans out front. Maybe like doing an emergency. Water will possibly okay. What happened piper. I mean and it goes right back to going to hotel rooms true. Well that's what. I always said designer times like we would get to bed because then when you fuck and destroyed and the other one you sleeping because we would have been the people that really you know the hotel complain about like you know. We'll know if it was not these days maybe back then turned it up. That's what i'm saying. We probably left a lot of hotel rooms and not gray cia. I don't even know because we loved one occasion. No that d- that's my. That's my point. You are exactly what you were saying. I wonder if they have this trump now and you know yeah i know you know. 'cause we are sure greg gross you are the person i'm gross. I told you that already. You're the kind of person. yes. I hate me. Well let's like people always say like if you if you met yourself or you know if you would you date you know lou not at all negative. I wanted anything serious. I wouldn't i'll not like at all. I'm not my type. really it just like a noxious. Yes be yes you are. And i don't know whatever i'm not saying that at all i'm i'm completely happy with you. A little fearful. Sometimes how well. That's good though that's is it. Is it really. Hit is keeping interesting. Keeps you on your toes. You always have to have a little bit of fear somewhere with the person that you're with a little bit.

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I'm not saying spider monkey. Run it something i mean. Sometimes you'll you'll know ahead of time like it's a it's a fruitless pursuit. You know for sure. You are not going to be successful but you will. You will jump right in both arms and feet flailing flailing straight nosed pit. Something hands and nuts. Of course. well. Yeah no i already know. It's i'm already fucked myself way earlier. So i'm just going to have fun with announced watching job every time behind me and like do the jump scare all the time that you're tilt i'll look up and she's looking down at me from over at the top of the couch with a creepy handmaid's tale face. Yeah you'll go hand made me no. I mean that's that's the thing that i just. I do think it's funny. I'll start at the back of your head and just got behind you and just start running my face like like dragging my nose across your head is like up and around so i'm upside down looking into your eyes by then i can't stop laughing. You'd freak out. You wanna do it for i. Don't i go down tweet nipples your bratty sub persona. Hey i was. I was wearing my onesie the other night. I don't know what that means. I don't know. I like that thing makes it makes me feel more in the part of the part of a bratty sub variety. Of exactly you don't have to go like a little on me. You don't have. Jesus that's just you are. That's your personality. A bratty isn't necessarily notches After two with age want true you know whatever you don't have to be have ageism in order to be you reaction. Yeah maximum reaction of course okay and that's just like some people. They like the like the Like the past dowd. Coma toes like fetish where they don't want you to move and they live fetish like that. Okay but i mean. I'm not really i'm not into someone who's just dead fucking fish fishline. They're in bed. You know what. I mean like i like. I like mona identify. I completely identify because that's not together like in and some people are like that you'll have sex and that's just what they do and it's not nearly. It's almost like my brain goes. Oh really really what are you doing. I don't know i it. But then how do you come receptacle. Well you'll talk to them and they're having a fine time that's exactly how they they just don't. That's tally fuck. It's like he had to come. So that was the best of my life. Okay peaches okay. Settled out on a fifty dollar. Settle down i. We're gonna go epseta thirty four when we come back. We're going to have a brand new tits mid. We're gonna have other things to talk about and discuss so. Yeah i find gopi get got comeback time. Bullet basically andris breaking snack. Excuse me al. Sr but docking personally. Like when there's when there's upper left astle and the inside out hathaway protruding out. Looks very scary. And then someone like touches it or mix it there like an and that creeps out. Didn't you know that's literal colon places. No they're all pretty scary but they look to be free abuse. But the second crevices 'cause it's all it's like. It's like a turned inside out. Socked like wet soccer just energy to eat anyway. Unless like if you don't eat a lot of fucking entered me you know gizzards. Chitlins if you're not really doing that very often than than you know you're really live. Life can't cable colon action. She she may style the next lease box and get a blade movies. The canvas of the prolapsed the prolapse vendor the it'll shell prolapse people eaters which only means that that you know this alien race is gonna have the fuck you really hard in the ads for your butthole to labs just so they can eat your prolapse amos because it's a delicacy and the planet quadri on get a pianist bill as but a vacuum and of course the method of course not that they want immediate.

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If i have a prolapsed is to find me a chill leader the traditionalist you i well. Yeah because at least i know on with the show. World rule thirty four. Cbs katie radio dot com the radio. You can give me on the twitter actually bt. Radio radio dot com. Can you kidding at g. Mail dot com. Face live that facebook fed life. We give you on youtube and google inc. Can you can. i'm into it. Cute a nice big fat wake of well. This one comes naturally. We were talking about that earlier. I can't help it just no. I have one and the same for you although a lot of people think. So you're right. You're you always hear that from several men and we'll end ladies to he like you when i was thinner though what you would you would hear like Well i could do x. y. and z. z. Y. and eggs and no matter what success you've had with some with somebody else does not guarantee success at that next person you know. It just doesn't now. that's right. Maybe it gives you like like some comfortable eighty points you know you have a better chance but really see you in back into the oral sex thing but it could be anything i mean. That's that's that's one thing but also just in general could be great with one person and the next person don't connect. I've eaten quite a few vaginas in my day. You know. i've had some faith. I don't know if i'm good at it. I mean they seem to like it but then again we all know that we can fake chit. It's great that's shut up. Exactly thank you thank you know. That's what i'm saying so you just you you. You could be great if you're great with diversity. You're that you're doing it with now than ride that shit out. Never that's on before you're like that's different. There's some kind of weird thing that that makes certain people compatible with other certain people in general a lot of times. It's fair whatever it is. Now it's back to that whole like genetic matching fucking Series that we watched like you're predisposed to certain people because they're whatever well fairmont's with that just made me think of The shit loom loom that the road racer for women for your dirty vents. Yeah thing that if you search once on the internet immediately bombarded with thirty five thousand beds for like the next two months you will see feminine hygiene and odor lemay ads. But i'm just saying a whole body stink if you type in l. a. m. e. n. to juju later. Oh man will you could say because you know. Whatever i didn't i didn't tell the personal assistant to go fetch negative. I would die. I would not do that to you. I didn't do it. Thank god so where we off to. I don't remember we're talking about something judicial. I know everything. Just say sweep away okay. Where's shafir. I don't fuck okay when you need external producing you know somebody that could go. Hey this is what you're talking about dummy well cream pies are are one thing that i i don't mind at all unless i have to do something and i'm just like i don't have time today. Shower like fox. Because i mean inevitably if i have to go to the grocery store or whatever that is like leaving the house and i'm in the middle of the store and then you feel like oh no come out so drip just like is well. Is that what it feels. Yeah it's it's it's quite slick imagination. I get it. yeah understand. Why why would or jude. Yeah anybody wouldn't like you know what people do. That's what i'm saying because then you get to think about the whatever you just did well and getting some fucking bread. Well the one fan that i have who who listens. He's he he said to me again. I still wanna finger you with.

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He's coming died extent having how well it's things that that you know. You hardly could imagine somebody having a conversation with somebody else and coming to that that question. Hey i really wanna figure you after somebody blows loaded you. Flaccid cream pie. Or what a freshman. And then. I want i wanna figure blast you fresh just like that. How about the baker in the oven bread like how does that come up in conversation. Some people want to know you know. I don't know how does but it's weird. It always does. But there's there's a lot of people. I mean how come they just say they just blurt it out like be could just from out of nowhere like hey like sun is shining in. I wanna i wanna suck this load out of your asshole with this twirly straw coup. Yes all right. I mean i dig. It's it's it's like. I think it's us to a certain extent though i mean i don't think that happens to a lot of people you know i mean it. It happens so often face or something and he gets. I can't. I cannot see some of the things that people tell us being told to other people at a bar or a club or oh a computer yet minutes after meeting you right. I don't know. I'm not sure how it works based eccentric. Some people some people just like they want to talk to somebody about it because they have whatever kind of fantasy life they have and they don't ever really get the vocalized that they could do some type type from time to time. They don't get to do not nuts to butts like standing motto. Yamato up going. Hey i just this is a really weird thing. But i really wanna tell somebody i'm into this but you know some people are the ones that you know. We talked to face to face. They here now weird. No go for all my god. Let me tell you go from zero to one hundred like half a second. You've been holding this back for long time. Sometimes even sometimes things go a little like you feel better. You feel better on a hot okay. So a lotta. You need a friend pal. That's not me but you look like you need one yard. I did you see what you just did. Wow there had another drinkers slit my wrists. I mean it's not you know you. I don't know how to is is physically. Go to sleep today with this on my shoulders. You know i sleep fine. No i know view. This is your all to tell you. Don't feel bad seriously. go tell your mother probably less. I run into her somewhere. Because i'm fucking your father. what do you think. I'm not just another weird. Asian fogging. No i know yeah from thailand. Very good fucking suspenseful. You know dubbing weird though you know but it's better than than trying to read subtitles at my advanced eyesight. Range there me too. It's easier on a telephone. I don't care if anybody says like reading subtitles. When you're watching something on your phone is a lot easier than on the fuck it and watch it on my phone on the main stage on the main stage. Just that's about the only thing i do on. My phone is okay. maybe it could be. Y'all ready for this dude. Dude sherman way back machine get ready to rumble circa two thousand. Whatever even before that two decades schools let's go to your favorite segment by lubes in and on the news. It's time once again for shit man and just to finish that that that thought before we go into tits. May we're talking about the whole cream pie thing. This woman said that she asked if anyone ever got cream pie and then at shot out yes and as a guest.

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I know it happened to you. I know it has election. Lived a perfect little white puddle. That i like. I like how you try to sometimes and you're not the only one that does this to try to do a dismount where the green pie goes all over me like in. You realized that my goal is to get you off me before. Say i gave you that gift. I don't wanna back takes these bags. He's no returns. I don't have a receipt. Thank you very much urine odor cocoa maker deposit and just saying iran that patch specifically with you and you were integral into its production and you need to keep it because that's just rude. Yes it's very rude. Someone get your gifty. You must keep it up just saying i don't wanna pack anyway all right so this week. Man is the schick that i saw on twitter. Her name is cody. Four and that's at ceo d. I underscore v o r e. She's got some gigantic natural teddy's very very hefty hangers. And the there's one video She sells chit. I'm sure but it's abroa- modeling video that you can see a lot of it. I pulled her up easy easy. They're toe big. People are stuff. I'm sorry oh no. I'm i'm already i've already pulled up to juju later on it. Okay oh yeah that for may eighteenth for snatch to say. Yeah i haven't seen and i can't show it to you right. That's all right. That's that's her she's cute. I like her. Yeah so soft. She is cute and she's got gigantic titties. Like real real big giant giant huge pendulous. Yes milky and surprisingly areolas are not as big as you know if you're talking about if you're thinking about mind but then again they d shrink up when they get hired. Yeah well you're you're you're areolas. Yeah sure sure. Everything kind of tightens up there. Well i was just stuck mesmerized by giant knockers. I'm sorry. I got really distracted. All right so why anyway. that's your. That's your tits man for the week and you're going to be able to see her We're going to have her her Info rate their pictures shot worth worth the checkout at least for me anywhere. Now i don't i don't know how it is for the other ladies out there but i don't really lake a guy to be completely bald in the crotch area. Yeah you don't like to complete shave down. No no you can buzz down to where it's short pal youth. You don't like the whole dick dick. I don't like twelve year old actions not your thing. Well no. I'm just saying. I mean you can keep the asshole and the cheeks nice and tight money trail in the middle. Maybe leave some sound like a little tuft at the top or something. I don't know but you wanna feel like you're not the dirty purves that you are. That doesn't know okay. Well i don't know. I like to feel like a dirty perv but i don't wanna feel like a pedophile okay. But it doesn't if dejected like a. Yeah the day he really. I mean if you're rockets trunk Game really what does it matter. And i know that i know well some people say that if you if you shave your shit it's gonna look bigger on. We got to take every little bit yet though. Really don't you. I guess so. You guys take pictures or something they grab it by the base but then you can see them guys. We know the you do this because we can see it. It's an inundation were you like push your hand down to get more of your dick at your pa will yeah. That's that's that's all official dick down there that is you do have a few inches on the inside already. Just saying you gotta you gotta use every tool you got. I can get that inside of you but pushing them. Saying what the stuff that. If i if i can push my food down and get more cock into you then then it's usable cock. I'll say it is usable cock. Well the problem is with with me. If there's a fuca and i'm really wet and if mine shea like it is at the time. I mean it. Looks like a fucking muppet mouth and it kinda get like it sticks uh-huh and you create a section okay.

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Well i've never been into like actually making anything. Just because of the stubble factor. You you suit is your entire body. Because i didn't want to shave again but did you do. I like like when hair grows back in. Especially when you alex like it's it's an itchy nightmare for everybody. He really really is though. Because if you've if you've ever gone to party town on on a box or on a dude that has stubble. I mean you you see when you're making the the scots doubled just fucking tears. Your face up. Yeah well i would imagine. There's there's a seat for that ass. Though you know there is in my face torn slow rob. I'm raw baby a her yet. So delco all the way for you okay. Yeah i'm just. I'm just not into that an well. I know we talked about a little eyeglass. I'm where i kinda got like chastise like there was one of the things i liked as you had for like. Sorry you no it. Was you know air speech require and you know the fan. Now that i do. I had a little little haircut accident. Saw a maybe not make decisions when you're on your way out the door. Yeah yeah now. But that's that's my whole self sabotage thing that's what he do. You suppose there's people that are getting divorced now because they say that they're they don't believe that their children are their children okay because the wives girlfriends and wives have had so much plastic surgery that when they have a kid. They're like who the fuck kid is this because they know what they used to look like before they had the plastic surgery. This there was this one. Like does it really. I mean how that whole thing. It doesn't look like me. It doesn't mean it's not yours you know. Well i mean you can but still but the like there was this one this asian couple. Who is like this billionaire. And he divorced his wife because the could because their kids were ugly. And he's like she lied and didn't tell me about the plastic surgery she had when she was younger. It has nothing to do. With the fact that i'm banging our op hair. Not at all. That's not why we're getting worse. It's you know whatever. So he's gonna it goes order making hardly kids see. How do you know it's me bitch. Fuck navy you're the one that has the fucking denton gene pool. Now you're looking at me. What are you talking about booking gorgeous. A beautiful gorgeous the genetics year. How could you think you wouldn't get a stallion. That cody varsha. Check has a very very hairy bush. How very very hairy bush you were so very anyway. I haven't been half paying attention to what you were saying. Because even sharing it push that's right when she was rubbing it too so to be fair. It's it really wasn't fair. You didn't have a chance when i'm telling you. Hey if you're if you're if you have a kind of if you wanna feel something cool in the shower on a say it's not for everybody and anyway teacher oil. If you get like body watch a teacher oil or even shampoo a teacher body wash. Ooh very big tingle. Okay that does not sound like very good advice at all. I had someone said that they describe it. As if you smoke. Menthol out of your asshole billing burns but it's cold. I've used it before. I've used teaching body wash and i i didn't get it down into my another 'cause i could already start to feel it when i was even at my shoulders and i'm like oh no no. No i'm like this cannot be a good thing. Well there's like a methylated thing that goes on with that right like it has a methylated kind of feel to it. I'm just making sure because my teacher fucking knowledge is not really on par with years apparent. I mean i. I'm aware of its existence. And i kinda know like a little bit about it. So we're not you know you could go like do some lemon lemon juice sounding next. Know we'll final it up. Oh my god like a reverse catheter on you. Wow well you know. Someone's going to try that. We're telling you it's going to hurt. Like hell like really look like thought. Yes and then. I think you after you put the lemon juice and you could little plug a ginger and just put the sail the top off and do an actual sound sound a little ginger fig action a little digging for your day fake sound.

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That's just you know some some. Some people really hate their tax. They really yes. They hear really don't like it at all. That's the only way. I can describe it and they really enjoy not liking it. Which is the other thing. Yeah i mean not only do you not like it but you want everyone to know how much were very excited about not liking your take or balls. It seems kind of gold to be like you know for me. i know. Please don't step on my dick. Don't nail it to the growl odor like you better fucking i want you to crushing. Both is crucial flat out. Make make ball dick pancakes really kind of amazing that somebody could have such different mindset from somebody else. Yeah yeah yeah that's true. There is a legal product out called psychedelic water. Really yes schrimm. Water action russell. Without i do believe he's doing something with them but anyway what's not alchoholic. Not she or cbd. It's a vegan gluten free. It's only twenty five calories but it says the world is ready for something. Different and micro psychedelic booster for the mind for the open. Mind people yes. It has a second l. Yes yeah he does all right so and because there's so anyway i would like to try this stuff. I think that it that it might be pretty cool. I'm sure would like what about that. Doesn't scream something that either. What it was what a joy and their flavors on yummy they have blackberry. Us you and high biscuits lime well. Anything is better than under a log. Rot taste and flavour mixed with some cardboard styrofoam thrown in there. Just for good measure. Every time like i think about it. I can taste it. I just wanna frigging vomit. Kids give give you down. You know died. We'll because it's the it's the most most of known way like if you're gonna take a mushroom it's it's better if you just eat i for me. It's better if. I just eat it. Because i know exactly what i took how i took it. How long digested like you'll get something that somebody mixed into something. And it's always an unknown like era. What that was. I have no idea. We're gonna find out in a little while. Yeah that's true and you know it sometimes. It just wasn't enough. That's usually what pisses me off. Yeah i really needed like three or four. Those lake was not gonna do it except for that time where we got into the golden teacher. So that was i never. I will never go that hard at that new lhermitte lesson. Good thank you. That was that was not fun for y. Yeah no actually it. Wasn't that y- within five minutes trying to hold onto the carpet. So i i. i'm like oh my god. It was not only know i was there. I was completely there but you know hours later. Everything was was ju- to a level. Where i mean i ate more the next day. I know i always have to though. Like i can't just not the brakes. I gotta i gotta ease on out of it. You know what a little the next day to square up. Really tighten up the corners. Shit off the cobweb lucie. That was that was way too much. I mean it was like ten grams of. He's of something not yeah. Yeah within five minutes of bad but anyway you can get this water staff Six pack is thirty. Three bucks you can get. Obviously it's only going to be legal in certain places like amsterdam. No because it's not it doesn't have any Any illegal substances in it. it doesn't have side and if it has silla cyber in it it's it's not a ca- larry some states to decriminalize right. Yeah but i wouldn't. I wouldn't imagine everywhere they have. I don't know i just want some. what are you asking me. Black market greenmarket. I don't care. I don't see color cheese cheese. I don't care what kind of market it comes from. I just want them sold five water stupid. It says it's a blend of kava demiana and green tea. Okay right so it's just whatever. I wouldn't be too. I'm sure it's a wonderful product. Ever want to send us a couple of cases. I'll be glad to drink it to taste and doom review on air. Junko lizard i me race face.

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It is always creepy. You're such a prey animal author kit though. Like he's not a kid he's twenty or something. I think it's goofy looking. What are you gonna do from now. I'm not gonna mention him anymore. Because i feel bad about making fun of him. It's just a horrible thing to do because you actually like him. Yeah yeah he's a sweet kid. Likable guy you really. Oh oh now there's a thing it's called post orgasm sickness okay. Is that like when dudes get headaches after they blow it happened. It's kinda like that. Okay yeah go on like it does happen to women too. But it's it's it's men in if you get if you feel you get chills. You feel nauseous a headache. You might even get a fever if i said that but But yeah it's it's an actual real thing. I don't think insight even all that i've i've heard several people that i've known didn't had that happen at one period or another. You know because of one thing or another like like one of them. It was Taking steroids doing steroids and in the first couple of cycles to do did every time he caught it. He get a fucking headache. Yeah and that. He's like honored. The to i started getting headaches are like dude. Stop taking roy bro. Like in any does any gallbladder. I go okay. Tiny little balls. Whatever it is. It wasn't working for you right. You know Yeah they'd blood pressure things and yeah. I mean you could have a adrain. Tumor could be dying happy. You know that would be like a horrible way to go out to where you know you could. Not but every time you did it hurt. When would you like clockwork orange yourself back. You know into like enjoying the pain. You know what i mean. I might at some point. You're associating the pain with pleasure you would you would become a you would want to be More masochistic i would imagine what he's mackey probably might not needed though because you just get raging headaches we really i just such a bad girl of so god. I don't know it's hard you get frustrated rubbed raw and pull enough muscles dino. Just try to do it now. Let alone throwing some kinda like neurological disorder that you get migraines every time you actually catch as i forgot it. Just let me. Just just. I'll just do auto Succesion auto erotic fixation. It's almost a good. Would you rather like for a lady who has been unable to have an orgasm ever in her life like would you rather have be able to have orgasms but every time you had when you get a headache right after you get to enjoy orgasm but after you have a headache say that have to be wards just good orgasm though that your choice is either no orgasms or more adams was post orgasm side. Well how long does the headache glass. I it varies migraine strength. Or are we talking like hangover strength or talking about hangover. Schrage that it last exactly as long as you were enjoying the act of whatever you did to make yourself come okay. Yeah so can you not consistently no. That's what i'm saying you could guarantee yourself you're going to orgasm every time you want to go. But it's gonna be a raging headache. It's going to be a level nine. Well here's the thing though. But can you start to get closer. Then stop because then you don't come so you won't get the headache but you kind of get close now. No you're nowhere land. That's not an option. You're dead downstairs or you feel everything he's your and you can't even think yourself off. You know that part of your brain is dead. Everything is just compare the You become immediately a sexual. The headaches because i wouldn't fucking need to come. 'cause i'm completely dead down from the wasteful. Love dead in some way. You know what. I mean you could feel it. So you don't injure yourself and later on in life sperm spin. Nobody ladies out there like that's my life. Now kidding really well. I mean that's completely possible. I'm sure it happens a lot. No because and there's other people like buck. Yeah and they get off to that because he would go completely clockwork orange on it.

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Not you but i. I'm assuming at some point. The pain would be part of the action. I would have to include it. You know yeah do a lot of drugs. Sorry i gotta do drugs. When i when i jerk i can i can only be beaten with a pineapple. No sounded with ginger lemon juice. You have to profile me like immediately. After i catch i catch one and as soon as the ivy and you have to go jackson references. In case you don't understand that kids. Hey was the king of pop. He fucked kids allegedly. Well i don't know who's to. I heard joe rogan said that He potentially was castrated chemically. That there was a rumor that His father cash chemically castrated him to keep his voice falsetto like a very high because it was a thing it was the back in this way back when people were dirty and mean to each other. You know fifteen sixteen seventeen hundred you know what i mean of. Until recently they had people they would castrate when they were younger so they never hit puberty so they could hit the high notes and stay there. Yeah well now. I feel like that's what they were grooming before in the Boys choir yeah a never grooming before chemically chemical castration. Cup course people are really strange. Well that didn't work out. No bush bush. Change of voice changed and trust me. Those are quite potent. Least we think you know we don't know know my punch-card says different house down for us. Nether oh toggle malicious or are you talking about just rethink of some just gross huckabee s.'s. At local eatery the makes pretty good tacos for here in florida. I have to say. I like them pell. Anyway we're going to get out of here for the night for the week for the time being because i go okay. Yeah okay i'm getting. I'm getting sniffly so anyway. All right well. I hope everyone has agreed. Rest of their weekdays ships month. Whatever it is that you are doing happy world and neighbor missy. Obviously i m email katie. Very big difference between goths and ego bitch. Obviously you know. Obviously all right so young. And i go to bed over my face die or the headaches. I like tacos anybody does.