Kinky Katie's World #355 Gender Sensitivity

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We could remake silence of the lambs with gender sensitivity in mind like everybody still gets murdered and skinned but buffalo. Bill is is very gender. Sensitive doesn't fat person who's it took. The weekend has landed all the exists. Now is clubs drugs. Pope's pies of four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer on my like screaming. I'm going to cut shit to strangers all night. I'm going to lose on that dance floor. The free radicals inside me a freaking tonight. I'm to volka three apopka. I'm going to never neverland with my chosen finally mind. We're gonna get more spiced out than meal on strong advocates. Anything can happen tonight. Be my life from the seventy three quitting burner. What's the monkey and now live from ruled thirty-four stadium. I bring you a girl that loves the look of fear when someone wakes up as she is lurking over them as they sleep your chance your host the one the only kinky kitty. Hello welcome to the show. This is katie's world number three fifty five. I'm your host can katie and with me as always is my favorite place governed book toy mr. It's kind of funny. Because i we i i i'm gonna. I was gonna talk about that today. Well okay we'll get into that okay. Anyway we are coming to you not live but um well actually not live it. Live people but we are in rule or four. Can you hit radio dot com anyway. so whatever. whatever. Whatever i on a non nobel recording time because Someone had had do weird filming till late last night. So that's okay it is okay. Do the sunday show. That's right sunday not live. It's like we're working with an. It's not nearly not nearly as dangerous as broadcasting live. I'm just saying. I'm just saying we've gotta find a way to New talking about streaming live. You know we can do that. But yeah i could. You could. Yeah which it. Fuck that we could if we had to. We had to. It's possible but you know. Let's we're doing a lot of layers here. We believe it or not. There's a lot of layers going on and that layer and yeah and that layer sitting across from you. You know trying to talk to you. And really i get too high and i don't know what you're saying. How time anyway. It's okay because neither do way. Okay over my tongue. Okay i lose track and mid sentence but you know it's part of my charm. I don't know what shut up. I well Does being of of filming yesterday. I feel i'm so socially awkward. Okay like i mean. I really like. I can't. I don't understand. Like i can't like i can't shut my mouth and it's like i make everybody uncomfortable do you. I make myself uncomfortable. So i i mean like i'm paranoid. I'm like if i walk away. I'm like oh god they're probably talking about like i feel it's horrible for being way too self conscious. It's it's not used to drink a lot when you were going around interacting with people and you're used to just being shit faced and not giving a fuck because you you will now. I really give a fox only. Hey do you need anything okay. I'm sorry i'm sorry. I'm sorry dafa stav relax your okay. It's okay it's okay. It's okay you're a little bit of a little bit you know. Okay i should have smoked yesterday. We shouldn't have have her. How i should have okay. Well you gotta remember that anchor. Madison take my medicine right. That's right thanks go weird. Yesterday was well it. Was you know like teddy bears picnic. Bedia sam i mean you were. You were filming for a horror horror horror horror movie. Yes it was. It was day three on. Kill cam and you put in the the technical names to confuse everybody look here. Why shouted panasonic eighty to twenty three. Iso hey so yes.

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You're shooting yesterday so as shooting yesterday and one scene who were supposed to be models and just as a photographer was taking our pictures so the last like Piece of audio piece of audio. The last fuck lines on the script was like if you guys want to be. Weird disowned twisted. So we had these like teddy bear mass. A half naked like smacking each other with like plugs and it. Yeah it got a little weird. Whatever and chris is afraid of fire. Okay and why like frankenstein. Fire bad kind of funny. Because i said that to well. It's the most famous person in the world. That's you know. A for flame a phobic. Yes or whatever the actual term is while he's saying that That his girlfriend like almost like burn the house down or something or like cauda sheets on fire. okay things. they're doing some some candle play. Okay in my head. I wait a minute. So i mean it's so it's not really an unreal. I mean it's something happened at one point in time it wasn't always He wasn't always afraid of fire right. It wasn't like he was born. It was like we like you know right just built into them. Lizard brain style. It wasn't like that now. it wasn't preprogrammed. Yeah okay yeah you can get over that if you want to. Yeah yeah. I mean he lights thing. 'cause i've seen like things on fire you know. So lighters don't scare at least he's still functional as an adult airbag back. But i i don't know if i in my head i could totally picture him saying adult baby but but now i know because he looked all. He looks a lot younger than his age. Yeah okay now he really does. That's how i swear to god. I'm convinced that that my friend is is i. Cur family is that. Is that fucking ozark. Show on netflix. I i fucking swear to god or secretly lottery money for drug people a multi international situation bumping like that live in lake lake. Tahoe or something completely normal like that. Yes sure i fucking swear to god so is it like a really good idea out them. I mean like. I say their names. Okay but even the connection connection it come on. I've seen fucking people die in there. I think we'll be okay. Even though i didn't watch the last season of ozark because there's another one coming. Yeah because they season hung me on the last one and fuck you. Call me when you're done. When you're done with the entire fucking thing i'll watch all of it but you are not fucking stringing me along for however long you feel like fucking string me along you know you just like a girl who stops calling like you. I haven't heard from you in like two years and then you come around with ten episodes. Don't fuck you gotta want that ass anymore. Forgotten still try it out again. Yeah no but once that asks. I know that ass is available to like aware it out. You know what. I mean Like if i can finish that ass off following. It's kind of like well come back around. Well we when we would. We got into oranges new black and we binged that until there was one season left and our Our fucking like free trial ran out so we ended up getting the channel just to watch. The last season was it. I never thought now. But i'm saying that's where reside o. Oh yeah it's completely normalization. But anyway whatever. But i mean they just fucking like like yeah. We're going to. I know you're talking to yeah. Yeah i think we're we're going to ireland for three months later like old money to then. Just not aware gummy. Because they don't tell everybody got some old money some transponders something that they don't want anybody to know that that no matter what they're okay like for you know. No they want everyone to know that there. But it's not like like i have You know five hundred million dollar trust fund. You know what i mean. Yeah some of those people don't want people to know they got a bunch of like fat. Stacks yeah not. I mean they do trust me okay.

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Anyway social media so they could be trust. There could be a trust fund baby going on there kid. Maybe they're related to Fucking your favourite. Chris heartaches new family in laws. There are the hershey atmos. Something like that you know but like her money the pork belly. Family from arkansas. And you never knew of you know what i mean. Yeah no never heard of it. You know they make rubber don goals and have had the government contract for two hundred years kind of thing. You know those those little plastic things go over the end of the Shoelace yeah exactly. I met in the movie was at. I don't remember either. i don't remember. Oh you thought. I was absolutely crazy because i had said i just interest and wanting to do a demolition derby. Yeah you you've all down all the time. You're incredibly really. The hand eye thing is not your favorite very traumatic disorienting Situations really put you a freeze. You lock up and then you start to cry and and all of these are involved in what you're about to say you haven't even said what it is that you you said you were gonna do the you wanted to. And hey if you wanna do it do it do go ahead but you know because i always have these like urges when i'm driving it's fucking cut the wheel really hard to get some. Are you gonna let everybody else. Know what you're talking about or i don't think you ever did you say demolition. Derby yes okay. I wasn't paying attention well hard proper. I blacked out. I don't know. I didn't think he said but you said i did. I look i look at the camera stories. And i said s see things that i wear because i want to. Do i want to be in a demolition derby. Well you you. It is weird. It's completely strange. Looks it just to me in my head. It seemed like it's fun. Yeah do it. I've done a couple of them. Have you've told me all the stories and that's what makes me want to do it too. But it's just like you it's disorienting as fuck. I mean there's still like you when you get hit the first time you do something like that. You don't realize how like harsh sharing. Yes and really you. You get hit a few times. You're like holy fuck that but you know but then you become very aggressive. At least that way you're going to see what you're running into 'cause you're just but here gunning for you mother fucker shit knocked out of me every time. I did it where he got out your woozy. Fuck your sore for a week seriously sore. I'm already fucking saw. I lied. I not like i did pop my fucking shoulder out of the socket putting a backpack into the front seat of the car. It happens ravaged when you get old and bridal my god hip getting in the car. Daimler spit my teeth out. Tell of honda fucked. Low fat of donald. Let's rewind back to this whole thing of wanting to your demolition derby find you wanna do onto okay. You would you do it me. No fuck no. No you know why i remember how bad it hurt when i was a teenager like it hurt bad bad football bad like bad bad but like a truck ran you over be alike because it did and that's mornings as it is literally sure i've had several concussions doing shit like that idea and look at me now. I can't afford any. This is what i'm saying. So you know maybe stick to the bumper cars maybe go for like abubakar run or something and see how you like it when they're like rubber is and they go so fast and year with a bunch of kids like hopped up on sugar. Go ahead ryan the old. Sure you could kill the kid okay. It's the same. Goes both ways there. I mean you have to look at it. You'll have thirty in targets. And they got one. They're going to be running into each other trying to get to you. You're going to be able to t-bone some them little six year old grandfa- six year old saying oh yeah. We said why. Don't you start like they're like go. Find yourself some bumper car somewhere. See how that goes eight. The fair is going on right. Now i mean. Are you sure you want to try roller derby or something like that. That's you know roller derby. I can't skate. That's you can't hardly drive and you want to do a demolition derby. I can't hardly dry no really seriously. I've witnessed it. I'm sorry all right.

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Fine an i i deal with my driving again. You'll get better at it all those essentially wreck the last car you've got you've got you pay a lot more attention to what's going on in front of you now. Though i mean clearly you do you go about well should have is what but now now the one the one complaint. I had no fear of terror that i get. It's you know when you're not driving when anybody's not driving sometimes for the passenger like us to get really close to people. And i would always be like just you know. Give me a couple car lengths. Just for me please. Just back up three or four car legs and then that way all feel better because you know i'm over here griffin everything real hard because i can't do anything about it you know. We won't be in a hurry that kind of thing. I feel a lot better if we could just in a hurry wherever we call it. Well because i'm with those i like. I like to be punctual as possible. Always like you plan for it and if you made it out in time you made it out in time. If you didn't it's too late your time to make up time was back then. It's not now when we're on the road you could be efficient. You could go the best route but don't be in a hurry. Don't try angry. i take it easy spotty. Yeah but you wanna run into people so yeah we know because like some of that contact. At least you'll you'll get a little contact and you'll see how your body responds to contact like that. That's just has not been your lifestyle. Now your lifestyle has not been one of rugged fucking beating about. i mean. i'm a nordic marshmallow except for falling and tripping and you know being a kid. Obviously but i currently have three burns on my pocket hands right now who. You're never a person that was like you're going to go play softball or no was. It wasn't your interest. It's not what you were ever into. Nature's awful yeah. Yeah i don't like nature. Yeah so fucking cabin for like nineteen hours. Not that any of that has anything to do with the demolition derby. However however there's a little bit of ruggedness they comes in my being a little more physical and you know bone density that sort of thing and you get you get run into jesus poor. You're not you're not gonna like it. You're like okay lovey lovey. That's enough g. Start taking account trait. But maybe like it but i i would try something a little smaller than than two thousand pounds. I to work your way up. Work your way up and if he gets a car then. Hey hey you train for this shonen jump you know but with you know white american a loose morals woman He turns into demolition derby champion. You know throw it out of the student council. See i i would. I would spray paint like a dick on the side. But like a heart for the head okay. A rocket ship surrey heart-shaped rocket than arrow. It could be a shooting heart shooting heart. seeing harrow. sure okay narrow make with the heart like cupid has you know has it says i mean or you can just draw big tech and make it all. Benei and harry throbbing. You can totally do that yourself. Some spray paint and go like manners. Yeah go joke it up. It's all right up to larache forty-three action sir. Oh my goodness gracious What else have i. Oh let's go to my favorite segment. It might not be the poor and you would think it is the point katie wide. It's time once again for okeydokey pokey so my porn pick of the week and i kind of feel like i must be. It's that time of that cycle again because we are in two more torture porn. But but but but it's like kidnapped blindfolded gagged Kidnapped blindfolded gag all at the same time in a trunk. That kind of thing. A car brought to a warehouse and mercilessly worked over with many. Yes sure it's are. These are these Abductees male or female female. Wow that's a change and like smack. I mean they get i mean but the it's hard core man. What kind of the amateur ones are are up in.

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My opinion are better because people actually get rougher like a is it looks real real okay. You know what i mean. I don't know at least to me. Because i mean they could be more lifestyle. There's a club or something. The lifestyle is there is a much more brutal tinge lifestyle or playing around cycle. This this means more so has more of an impact. It doesn't mean laura that's how they play anyway but also also i i like I like it if it's like you know shot on like a shitty phone or something like that does it. Kind of reminds like found footage. Movies sorta thing content millimeter meaner dan in the corner blair witch come german out of my nose so scared. I'll tell you though that that movie before it came out Oh yeah i totally read all about it before it came out dated a really good job market and it scared the shit you well i mean and that and what i went to go see you. I mean you know i knew. It wasn't really found footage but there were still a lot of people. It had that air about it. I don't know see. I didn't know that until much later. I never saw it really. Even though i know it's fake i won't say it was that it would. They would only play it out to trapped house down in lauderdale like where they do. The you know fucking toast throwing contaminate rocky horror picture show. Yeah it was after. I don't remember what it was called back. It could have been the draft house. But i don't remember probably yeah anyway and it was the only place they played it for a while so like like i knew people who went to look. It's too early fucking really like look proud. It's not real did like you who you read too much about it before. And they're not going to release something like that into a theatre like put your fucking hat on here dumb ass like nobody is going to let that happen. Y- you know what i mean. Snuff films are illegal. So why would any of that like. Why would it be legal. I people like that was real. People got killed on video not on video but it was a whole story about people getting killed. I mean that's like going to watch faces of death at the movie theater like on rental what i saw it it was like it was but it would only play once a month or only played a few times and because they built it up and that was part of the buildup was they would play a certain amount of times to certain theaters and then they i think they just released it And and you know you had to be not real although it had that. Feel where you're like. Maybe it's not a so anyway like if you think it's real is what you're saying. Yeah so you're saying you just want stuff. You're just watching you know like but it's like i don't wanna see blood but bruiser cool but that's okay. I feel like such a scumbag saying that. Why but i mean for what people make them. Come bags like me. What turns you on turns you on. I mean at the end of the day. Why am i is is why am i like unto. Why are you asking me questions. I'm not sure why that's why i i. The wise of the world are just really. I don't wanna get like turned on by seem. Beat you know what i you know. Maybe it would be great if i were into dudes a lot more than i am. You know because it would increase the potentialities out to anywhere but the problem is that's not how i feel so i can't make myself feel something evil dede's i'm sure i'm sure oh speaking of like curse i had a i had a A fan of ours on on life he said i want a finger. You after esi comes inside. You wanna lick my fingers. That's weird yeah. I know what you could respond back to him. I'd like to. I'd like to see kidnap. You buy you up throw you in the trunk with a ball gag. Bring you back with about a dozen friend of friends of yours and then leave you in a ditch. Dead alive doesn't really matter. I mean my nipple part but that's not like you know i'm gonna get like twelve fucking emails tomorrow about when this comes out why they all completely no. That's the thing is whatever it is that does it for.

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What does it for you. You can try to un program on program. What are you talking about you. I have seen your reaction to like. I said when things are actually violent you are not turned on like reality does not turn you on. It's the fantasy of it so like for me. I understand that if things got real in front of you you you would be not ready to fuck ya. You would not be ready. I mean when people are playing Doing hardcore whippy snap smacky around us. You watch but you get like. Oh you're you don't know how to feel tell. And i can tell part of you does not want to be standing there and you want to run away. I mean so. This is why i could never be dominated because i can't really you. It's a fantasy for you so you know and it's not even a persistent one like it's it comes in and goes. Sometimes you want to watch stuff like that and sometimes you're watching fucking Innomax straight man. Yeah bill so so yeah. It's not constant for so. Stop worrying asking just the why why. Why ask why really You know especially if you could do it without hurting people and who cares. What does it matter. That's what you like. To like. To liked to fantasize about when you're when you're doing whatever or not doing whatever and you just feel like getting all horn balled up. It's your body your choice. I also had a wet dream the other night okay. it's. I came while getting a tattoo. Okay i like woke up was a except we we all and that's another one that the reality of it is completely different. I mean because when you're getting tattoo there is no way you're going to get turned on. I've seen your face. I've dealt with you know no no you are not into the thought of it. The thought of it. It's a different story. But when you're when you're balls deep in any any tattoo. I've seen any one of them and it does not matter what you were. You could have been totally ready to hop on a deck right before you got tattooed. The second that needle hit your skin you stop thinking about it. I guarantee you and you're like now. Fuck shit fuck you get to god. You have tattoo. I want to go home and laid out bull. I don't know a lot of times afterwards. I i'm i'm your when you're done now. What is over. That's why i'm saying it was a dream like as i was getting done. I had an orgasm as it was happening. That's what i'm saying. That's not connected to like what you would actually do in any way shape or form that we know and it wouldn't even matter where the tattoo was. You know small. How big no. No you would not get you off. Hello but you did. You did laugh at me. Pretty hard when i was crying during my giant rooster. Sure if the donor. I've a big cock by big colorful completely comfortable with sometimes liking watching people actually hurt. I mean i know i'm okay with it but i understand it by being i get it i. I can't where it comes from from me. And i know where to not do it. You know i could be adjacent. But i can't. I can't swim in that pool very often because yeah no absolutely. I enjoyed watching that abbott. Yes now you like. Will you have harder for things that you volunteer for niagara league. It's when somebody while in tears to go do something you know you know. Hey a share. You wanna do that of it. Likes like even when your friend. You've tried to talk about of doing whatever it is you. I'm gonna go get attached to get a piercing. Fuck that guy. Whatever it is and you go. Hey jerry you sure. And then they say yes. I'm sure hey that a- balls deep. Now i'm jumping in both feet and i'm going to have a good fucking time. You know what i mean. I'm gonna. I'm gonna worry. Oh fuck yes yes. Now i am. Because i i asked sincerely you really wanna do this. Like it's gonna hurt right. What did you think about it for like a week. And then see how you feel out of seventy horrible things and not really talked you out of it just said you know why don't you.

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Why don't we talk about this next wednesday. And if next wednesday you still feel the same way and what. We'll start moving. Do we'll start moving toward it. Feeling that there's going to be a point where you probably are going to change your buying on this a lot of it. Yeah you did my head. I want you to shove your fist. And my cries and see. But i don't i don't worry about. I mean i don't worry about it but there's certain things i do like don't enjoy i don't like i don't like watching machete pfizer. I mean like there are things you can look up online that. I'm not into seeing but when somebody volunteers to do some stupid shit and they do the stupid shit and they hurt. I for whatever reason puts a smile of like i told you. Why did you do that. I tried to talk you out of it. Yeah you did for about five bucket seconds and then you just went right to encouraging me. Yeah i'm gonna be fucking supportive. what do you what. i'm sorry. I didn't know there was a time limit on how long it would take the exactly. Yeah i mean like demolition. Derby of okay. Why don't why don't why don't and this is a few days ago. You sat it so now. it's what why don't you try out some some bumper cars. Yes edged work your way because don't get yourself put into a fucking nineteen seventy six Buick station wagon vast amounts for sheriff station wagons. You go straight lagging. There's more back there. I don't know you're trying to back into people is the deal You're backing in. And so the the the most sturdy back into car and sturdy front end car you can find. That's what you're after. So you wanna take your nineteen seventy-eight a european vacation fucking woodside right and you wanna you wanna a a ram it into something. You wanna practice. I you want to run into some. You're a little kid amid twenty other your twenty cars some fucking track going and then them saying. Go and you go. Oh shit oh shit was like oh no no and then you're stuck there you are. That's it. you know you went to the driver meeting where they told you. We're not stopping unless something catches on fire or you waive that you're hurt so basically once once. Your car is disabled. You're just gonna sit there and if people are running into you the if they're running into you they're running into you as long as you're not a signal. Yeah on signaling. You're hurt Dan they're just gonna leave it alone during like scuba you track officials and it'd be pointing at you like and they make eye contact with you and they wouldn't be that far away and they can see you and you you and you the thumbs up or or some dudes. It'd be unconscious. He's got a panicked old lady over here. I mean in the field at some point like things get clogged up. And they stop everybody. Clear things out a little and let everybody else. Go crazy that happens. That's but you'll get stuck in in a fucking seventy eight woodside. You know people just banging into you go we. We are going to go to an upset role. Thirty four zero quick. I have to take to do a little repair and when we come back we're going to have more show so yum yum. It's i'm bullet tasty and refreshing snack. There's this one. Did he had three three tesco's three. He says well Yeah try test. Through the exercise jessica he removes and he sold it and he got he got a lot of money for it got a lot of money for his third no testicles go for actually for a lot of money to go for like thirty five do they. I mean is this on the culinary circuit. Oh god no. Is this like the next episode on food worse now. This isn't hospitals even hospitals. That's a strange place to eat. Somebody's balls you'd figure it would be like some kind of apps. Really an exotic resort somewhere in the caribbean thailand. Yeah we're like epstein owned or something. Yeah they definitely eight testicles realty that's right and and especially from the triple out of bed feta system. No that's right. It's like the red eye kid. From one hundred hundred his clan is very they were. They were hunted down for their red. Eyeballs deserve special. yeah so the triple. People were always being hunted down further. Third jessica your name is sometimes. It depends how you did it. They could be like lobsters. Were stone crab. You can only just take one because the back so so if you got three of them you could pluck one or even two and he still had a chance to so this is gonna have to go through a nut removal surgery to more than once because it's going to grow back like a stone crab maybe Yeah lizards.

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Do they break taylor out of the ground on the one. And that's the other little known thing. All the triple people are lizard people. I mean you could look right now and approve gina right online. They're definitely lizard people. 'cause you now it's online it's to go. I mean you know. I mean if you're going to believe and you know a lizard people you definitely believe in three people. Three people actually exists. Surely do the they do. Okay well this this guy that you're talking about. He doesn't have three balls anymore anymore. Now okay pretty funny. Convenient for his story never had it removed and candidate while it was on summer vacation. No on with the show And welcome back to key. Katie's world thirty four studios kinky caterina dot com and normally radio dot net. That's right circle starring We're not doing it. Live this week on the line to protect you here again. They don't know they don't know it's fucking problems they don't listen the smart way like the rest of people you've evil the smart. Let your either watching a video or you're running on a treadmill driving working out jerking off. Whatever it is that you're doing while you have little earbuds because apparently cancer treatment. That's one of the things somebody's doing. I'm here says yes. Yes you're doing. You're doing that and you get to hear all when you want it people You know yeah but maybe like to catch it live and then you know catch it. Keep it when it's okay. I don't know hey. People like it live but one of the bonuses that the life people get that feed non-life people don't gay is the square squarely show. Yeah capri show. We a little pre come action for the lives of people. It's right just wake up. Get ready to do a show. Wake up your wake up. You know what i mean. Yeah get talking. Get moving get moved. It's like calisthenics for your mouth and your brain. Not sure it has your prep your way out at mine. You have your mind. that's all right. It's absolutely right so we talked a little bit will not. We didn't talk about but you you put in the intro me being ominous wash sleep last night apparently The will i thought it was the cats fucking with water. Okay but basically in the middle of the night. This is the middle of the night to three in the morning as literally. It was three in the morning. Three thirty something like that. And you heard some noises on my side of the bed. Yeah so i. I got out of bed. I think i remember hearing the booker. You doing cranky or something. You're jesus christ. I don't you don't remember being over. There is what you say. Basically th what you remember hearing something and then you're and then you're standing over me grabbing something out of my hand asking me what i'm doing but like i basically in the middle of the night i i have the apnea machine so my machine. I didn't put water needed to some water in it. So i woke up just over. Took my pouring water into this fucking reservoir. And i hear her. Get up figuring out she you know. I woke her up. But she's going to pee or something. I'm trying to see by the little bit of light. It's in the room. Where the level is i'm about to put the laid back on and anyway cracking comes walking around my side of the fucking bed and just walks over and grabs the water bottle.

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What fuck are you doing like you. Haven't you like all you had to do is roll over and ask me because you're like you're like what are you doing over here. Do you like were like pissy with me. Like like you had to get up to help me or something. That was what it was like. It was almost like you were saying like like. What are you doing here like what you need help with. I don't need home was shit. I just made you fucking go back to bed. What the fuck are you do it weirdo. You aren't like is what was. And like i said we walked across the water vital. Kamerhe give it to me. I'll add to it. What what is it that. I like you shit. It was pretty creepy. Really you know that you do that because you do that. I mean i you always tell me that is sleepy too. I think you do one hundred percent because you'll get up. I'm like i'll i'll you wake up in the middle of the night and rollover you'll get up you'll come into the kitchen. I'll hear you open the refrigerator. Take a couple bites or something. Come back to bed. it's completely normal. You'll be standing in front of the stove. Second taking a couple of bites of something and then you'll scurry back. Maybe with the napkin. Maybe with an hors d'oeuvres in case. You get hungry a little while. I do 'cause i know flaky. He's he's like oh he's got a snack peanut butter and honey. Yeah you weird out. So you're ominous is fox sometimes like that. That is the ominous part. You like ghosted. Up dot your. I thought you were getting up to go pee or something trying to concentrate all of a sudden four. I know anything person being bitchy. I didn't even ask you for help. I didn't say a word to you. I just fucking woke up. Started doing my thing here. I'm sorry i woke you up. I apologize in whatever. But i don't know why you gotta get up a statue from me. I know you weren't leg. That new thought you literally thought that. I was having a hard time with something or something and that i asked you to come over. That's kind of how you were like that. I can tell by the sound of your voice. That's what you thought was going on like. No i i was okay. I'm i'm pretty self sufficient. I'm are hey. I can do this. It's dark is fuck. But yeah if i have to. I'll get up and go turn on a light. That'll do i didn't want to. There's there's this guy out in texas that He's slid into my dmz other day on twitter. He asked me to be his girlfriend. Okay like i am not going to be a girlfriends. We are sorry. I mean if you break it down really though you know most boyfriends and girlfriends you know you're in a long distance relationship You know basically a. You're not gonna talk a lot you know be. You're not gonna have sex and see he's just going to be sending you money to help pay your bills. So if that's the arrangement that he wants to do. Let's let's let's rethink this. You know. i mean he could have all the qualifications of a girlfriend meaning. I don't talk to you. I fuck other people you know. I don't fuck you and you just send me money if that's what you mean by a year and your friends all flirt with me. I mean you know then fine you could you could you that. It's completely acceptable. I won't talk to. You won't have sex with you and you can send me money at sounds. How awful though when you like. When i hear someone else say oh i don't know makes it sound like a gold digger thing. What do you tell. You didn't approach him. That's what you read. You didn't go farm that out. That's sure somebody came to you. That's true it came to you and and knowing that you're married like they completely know that you are married. But does he okay now how he doesn't though okay you know. He's the one that keeps trying to send me. I am a bride's legacies lenny. Bride i mean and they wonder why there are so many like thirty five year old virgins. Meaning that if you focus on somebody that you're not you're not gonna get. You're wasting time that you could be like on the fucking millions of people out there that would shop on your dick there other out there.

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You just have to like unfocused off of the one you're obsessing on and go meet people until you meet the right one well from what i understand. He's a very talented harper block. See you already have a community. There are lady'll arts that's right so there are people that literally are into the same shit that you are and you you actually have a chance to talk about single you know but most single live nearby hot single larger area to meet. You have actually met you in person like like the kind of playing together. The general requirements of having a girlfriend are usually the ones that those are. The first few things like single is close by. So you can talk to that. You have actually seen in person right. Those are kind of kief actors right and none of those are possible so you know what. What are you targeted nine. Oh but if you want to add experience to be ignored by somebody that you call a girlfriend and you're just want to donate money. Fuck it absolutely we can. We can work that out. I have no problem with that at all. If any of you want to just send katie. Money got senator. Money is not gonna do anything for it. I mean she'll take a picture inch and she'll say thank you and be completely nice to you but you're not getting a blowjob. No like this is what i'm saying like. Wow no there's not going to be a girlfriend experience. There's not the things that some people have in their head like you know i wanna marry you. Hey i'm already married. yeah. But don't but i'm gonna marry but you know i'm mormon so so we do ask him. How stretchy his whole is just want. Soak tie can do and strengthening mike eagles out here again. It might not be the terms that you're looking for. I don't know i'm going to buy your warranty. But but there there are terms. I took completely agree to but they're not going to be like what he wants. I don't think patently not. Yeah i mean you can come over and katie can shove things up your ass in degrade you into whatever she wants to you. You can watch us acts and then when you need to leave you need to leave. If if i don't or she doesn't feel like talking to you she's not gonna talk to you and and we'll no i mean like there's no guarantee that you're getting anybody to talk to you. Does that kind of an agreement could be made. He become a piece of furniture in the house will. Yeah that leaves. Whatever i tell it to. You know it. I pronoun well. I don't want to assign gender a person. i'm just trying to be very. I actually meant it like in the object it. I wasn't being being gender sensitive although i should be. Maybe it's natural. It's just coming to be naturally jesus gender sensitivity and china. I'm fagging trying to. I'm trying to find this fucking thing but it's is let's take a long time loading but anyway this person was born with like tentacle little dingley bobbers under their tongue. Okay to tongue tentacles. Yeah that's that's going and there's a picture tongues out and underneath it all is like ally burghley dudes gators coming out of his mouth too. Little ten hundred records sapa doing this. The artists that she having fantasies about a little while ago anyway. Anyway but china. Yeah they actually It's like a fucking like it's a thing it's a. It's a live french. Tinkler under the time can be very useful. I mean can you can eat. can't he maneuver each one of them. Like somebody who has split forked tongue. Oh yet life would be cool if you could get some muscle. are they. Skin tags is that part of the muscle. Well it looks like skin. It looks like a rose of skin tags okay. What they're not.

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What are they bony there. They're all like like like zoe burghley. Crispy that's what. I'm trying to show you this scott out here. We go here we go and you guys you guys will see it when you when you watch the video if you severed links this week last week. God he's got a row shark teeth sharp teeth. That's like a row offense under he's a fucking lizard person that's a fucking lizard person songwriter. Katie i hear i hear. They have three testicles. We check his nuts. I'm not even sure it's it's not to check. It's not see i feel. Don't you feel better. We'll we don't. We don't know what it is check. It had nuts. We did we check. It's nuts maybe it's crazy you have to have gender sensitivity. You can't just assume male or female because we don't know everybody's in it you're all its sorry i'm just not i'm not i'm not dealing with us. It needs to shut its mouth. We could remake silence of the labs were gender sensitivity in mind like everybody still gets murdered and skinned but buffalo. Bill is is very gender. Sensitive doesn't fat person. who's it back. Fuck me for a vote. They i fucking her a complete remake of it and then and then hannibal could be like i. I had its liver with a nice chianti and following means. Wait a minute. So how the whole gist flinging seen go. People can still jazz. But they're all its nobody. Any male female referencing is done away with you. All gender assignments are all gone. There are no gender simon so anywhere you see he. She turned it into a day or an hour. That would be the idea. Gotcha pitch meeting another pitch meeting through just did one of these which we're gonna take that one dudes job pitch meetings except we're going to movies that haven't been made actually going to be like pitch meetings movies matter will be when somebody makes them. Would somebody came up with it. I know then we have the video then. We already have the video like we. Did it like kids. But they don't know that we actually did it beforehand. You know what i'm saying l. Which is gary. We're preparing video now. So we can release later for the future for the future. Yes to think about our future. That's what i'm saying to. Children saves children. They're our future and they're very key and making pizza. Apparently hit the with upper. Well now you want to our cars mostly kids are doing bumper. Cars saw really. You're you're just saying you wanna go run into some stuff on an approved course. You should try playing the rocket league video game. Play minivan okay but you get to bang people and not feel physically and not feel repercussions ono. Kinda one picture picture picture. You're on a microphone right and you hear as you run into some you know after you you not only do you get to run into somebody in a game but you get to hear their reaction to you doing something to them could timid street damn fucking p chore david. Grandma's sorry don. Hey was the one. I don't know all get off your grandkids. You bake something. I thought this was my answering machine. This isn't my answer machine. Better twats gray. You just gotta lean into that sort of action. Yeah you gotta lean right into it like i'm. I thought i was on twitter. This isn't twitter about that that histogram. Where's the base. So bogies horror one. You or team kill everybody. You do that. Shit internet comment etiquette style. And you just team kill everybody knew and you just you know you could actually hear the reactions to you killing your own teammates.

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How do i post. What's going on. Are you telling me that would be less fun than doing a demolition derby. That would be way more fun than listen. You don't get no no no no. I don't know you still get that same reaction of pain that you 'cause somebody but you don't have to endure anything. Yeah i have to play a video game and find out okay. I'm just throw it out. Options don't involve you wrecking a car into something. You know what i mean. I feel like you know you have a child and you're trying to get the child out to play football down to nah i'll see you try. Just think over here. Have you tried that here like chess. have you tried it. I don't know how did you get it stuck in your i. K- know chats how 'bout fencing don't know how dangerous fencing is you know a better could be. They don't actually face i. I'm sure injuries. I'm sure because it's an athletic thing. Well like knees and stuff area. Perry with the thing probably not. I don't know there's this dude who is born with a to utilize. Now you really heavy. You had fucking spike road tongue dude. Or not dude. It person person tongues into cul. Yeah ever person definitely three malls. It has three balls in gills skull. And it's actually called a two vula. Well 'cause you wouldn't anyway he's got a second tangling back the throne and they're attached together. I'll show you. They look like like throw balls. They really do truck dotson his throat. It's throat in its throat. That's just a crock. holy shit holly harry face. It has a harry face in his burly teabag in his throat. He's he's gonna harry face pussy. Is that your cervix back there. I could see your cervix beautiful beautiful survey unique. The are very odd to have the air. But you know each zone. They meet a horror movie about It's called teats. Chicken teeth are pusher. That's like a nightmare for a lot of dudes. What are you talking about. Well they they have anti rape devices that that the cocos in. But it doesn't come out and we'll the thing like digs into you and you have to get it removed at a hospital like you can't you can't remove yourself. Yeah yeah no. i know. We've talked about those. I like the fact that you would have actually put that like. That would be some sort of your defense plan to terrify. You know what. I mean like whatever your situation blades. Well and that's like your way of life is putting you know bear traps in your says if you have to do that. That's sad. that's what i'm saying like and the fact that you know you come home or not. You like honey. I'm so glad i got that ticket. Fucking work good. It'd be like wait a minute. That means somebody got their dick inside of you. Honey i just thought. I just wouldn't wouldn't fight him. I just go along with it. And let them do his thing and i let him do his thing and very wait. I just got a text. Bill is in the hospital. Yeah honey have you talked to billy. Did you find out what's going on. That would be the next thing. It would be like. She she fucking she fucking said. I could have sex with her. She totally said i could. She mangled me on purpose or you saw. I was assaulted. I didn't even stick my dick in her. She had in her hands shoved it on michelle and she just happened to be sitting next. Fell on my erect cock throbbing spell on it l. on it she also put a potato by but A mr mr smith view of. It's funny because last month. You had sad that you fell on that rolling pin when you're at the hospital is that kind of fell on. Is that what you mean. She fell on your dick. Yeah that's exactly what my kids are always putting the god damn damn little goes everywhere people trip out. I'm they fall on things. It's just what happened to my house. Kids stupid damn kids.

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I'm taking them to the to the bumper car. Rally this weekend hoping somebody a run into them real fucking hard crate. You bitches there. That's right it makes them the far jake. They get smacked around a little. Do it twice a year twice a year. I started feed them extra sugar and caffeine. So they really get into pay people for miles around to go to the thing and run into. We make sure their cards don't work. It's funny not their seatbelts. To keep up you don't want get thrown out katie. You want to stay in the car that way. You can extend experience. True brain damage happens over. Repetitive stuff. yeah i know. And if they get hit from behind the hawk braille and smack the head of the royal if he was like no. I would never let that lady babysit my kids. Good cause i wouldn't don't ask me. I take better care pets It's kits creepy. It's really bad. But this guy. Probably i feel i feel kinda bad for him because i wonder if he gags alike. Gag reflexes the guy at the wb throat ball ball throat cutthroat literally looks like he's got he's doing like like there's a little doodoo a goatee right inside there like the like psyched goatee throat. Poor guy. good see throw except for you know that they could just be snapped up and i mean if anything. That's a dagley dangle. You've anyway aluminium jangle you. I mean you. Could you could like the piercing fly. It Yeah split it make it make it authentically. You've eli at the car. Wash it when the stick addicted. And i were at some point i think really. He's into having balls in his throat though. Maybe just just. I'm sorry i apologize. It is into having balls in its throat so many people for what are you talking about. I'm just trying to be fucking correct. We can't assume unless unless it said what it is and how it likes to be referred to. We can't make assumptions katie. Well i i can't say that Because data says so. And i'm not lying. It's proven that Chicks dig us. Yeah oh could told us. The told me that self identifying females yes yes self identify females. They're not it's females third cheese there. She's hey we found some cheese because we know that's right okay. See i'm happy are you. It's very hard referring to everybody is. It's it's difficult. Who's difficult a dc. They're difficult who they. I thought you said it was one person. Yeah it's it's on second ticky. It's on in. Its on for their days on whatever generals non-binding vibrated her. And i just call you my would toby. I please okay whatever you want. Yeah no one hundred percent if somebody if somebody's like like makes express thing it is. This is what i want you to call me. Then i'm gonna call you that. I totally find that. I mean if you want me to call you fucking like princess moonbeam cool. Yeah although i don't care no no. I mean that's up to you i mean it's completely up to you and i don't even think anything weird about you at all either. The only thing. I think is don't be mad at me for not knowing like i'm not a fucking clairvoyant. Here like i don't have fuck. I don't know what you want until you tell me. That's right yeah and it's still then you're just working with somebody who's been wired. I'm already pre wired you've got to rewire me. I can't just hit my way through life. How i've been saying he she volume. Wow i can't tell. Now i know i gotta work at it. I know i know told not work at it but it different. It's confusing not do that anymore. Show by. Let's get from the coach.

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Mommy and daddy said it may may get a little baby. Said i'd be better off for it. As participant. In the human whack-a-mole i used to love bumper cars bumper car days great. I'd see the lights for months and it was awesome. Bear musher anyway. Are they going to attach man. Yeah yeah that's that's yes that's what we're gonna do and on the news. It's by the way speaking of movies. I totally forgot to give my My social media info. You can give me on twitter. At kinky katie radio can cater radio nut com. He katie radio g dot com also on facebook and bette life and youtube. Now i will. You're doing it in the middle of chips man years. Ralph fucked up lucas now. I was because it made me remember it. Because i show tits on twitter like a lot of daily tips on twitter. Okay memories of bubis go over there all right so this week Chits man belongs to one of my co host. That's mislead see. She is our man of of the week. And it's at lovely lexi eighty two. You can go see her bubis. She's got a big old set of natural titties their large okay and they ll again and you'll be able to see her Thomas with me and also in the movies so she could check it out. and that's tit. It's better than last week because the you actually were You you didn't even have the person's name you're like. I don't know it was a comic. We saw her last night. Jeb great tits. Thanks i thought her name was. Amy rea- i don't know i couldn't fight it. I couldn't figure it out. I remember glades written on the poster in the lobby. And that's the only where i was about to say you could probably you could try asking louis however you know even from when he walked up on the stage. Let's give it up for her. She had no idea what her name. This girl rainy something like that. It was quite obvious. Had no idea what her name was kind of you nice but you might have just met somebody like an hour before like seriously like you walked up to do a show. Safa with names horrible. Well that's what i'm saying like you if you just met somebody you're coming into a show somewhere and you just met somebody five minutes before you did the show. Yeah he did this show and then you did and talk about your about what you're about to do right right Yeah so i would know notre dame either. I tried to look nicer. Actor stand big large too bad you guys will never know the world may never know right. You're kind of like to live people this week. Don't know yeah okay except you know that you don't know so you are a little ahead. There's there's a bug it's called. It's called the cock chafer chafer beetle. Could old cock cock schaefer actually pretty cute closed up. is it's cute. looks like it's got big eyelashes. I mean how it got that name. I don't know i mean. Obviously when he gets in your pants he your dog. You're some guy. Some people are like that they like the feeling of bugs crawling and on them another's shelley. Who likes to actually have chafed cocteau. I'm sure people do there. There was a guy the fucking jerk off with the vampire gloves. And yeah basically just saying the skit off your cock s with spike's yes and that's that's like we're talking about the sandpapers paper. People do people to know that you're worried about watching some aggressive porn See what are you doing. you're okay. I'm all right okay. A little perspective there you know. I don't know what it is either like yesterday. A like a bunch of times. I like put out of nowhere in. This is before the conversation. We had in the living room onset. Yesterday i kept like putting my hand like choke new tits pictures. Okay yeah i mean like i did it a lot would you were you. Were your character in her character.

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Where mercury mercury. yeah so. That's why you're literally thinking about murdering her probably literally normally not an abnormal fashion. Not in this is this. Is that person that. I don't know this is in the script. Is that like. I literally envisioned this about one hundred times as i was reading this okay. There's nothing wrong with that at all. You're thinking about it. You're getting your method actor. What are you. what are you talking about. Jared leto no no not little joaquin. Maybe oh god no yeah. Daniel day lewis. He's another one to madman christian. Bale christian bale. She does he act to. Yeah oh yeah ray deniro contracted to robert deniro. Would that's what they said. At least i think does he. Yes really yes okay. That could be fun though. He usually plays drunk. people know he was. He was like he was jack sparrow for like years for most of us life right anyway. I don't know whenever now. I thought the people need to hear this because fun there. This is an actual expert from a fifty shades of grey. It's real. it's real short. Says his pointer. Fingered circled my puckered. Love cave a you ready for this smirking at me. Like a mother hamster about to eat her three legged young well. That's an actual excerpt from the book as a gray. You know he fucking series. I don't look at me like that. Input that movie. I don't read a lot of smut. Just that's not my thing. It's never been genre of literary that i've you know i've read short short bursts of it. I do fine with. But once i keep getting into just like okay. Yeah you get okay. Yeah pail you on the statue. I get it i get. I get your all evil. Realize you're very sadistic okay i understand. That's enough but pump the brakes a little person said they were gonna start a sperm donor agency and colleague. Get a load of this guy or this guy or just get a load of it it it can make a deposit into the sperm bank. Their names not on account we have to change all the sperm bank information in. The same thing goes when you go to get an abortion. Ought to change it all to it. Would it like an abortion today. Does it understand that. There are other options. It doesn but i do. It doesn't know anything right. Now give the pills. Thank you took three. Got to save money where you can. At least i didn't have to save the miles. You know what. I mean you guys gave me a handy dandy punch-card free car wash bizarrely enough. The adoption agencies across the street really leaned an end to the abandoned child thing you hear about the bumper cars to she said you wanna ram and things die. You like bumper cars. Sounds like a really good idea to see it. Sounds like fun. That sounds like fun like you get just sort enough because you get banged around a little. It lasts a few minutes and it's over. We perfect for you. That's what she that's the kind of thing you need to do. Yeah yeah stay than two thousand pounds thirty okay. We're gonna go okay. We're gonna go for now with you as i'm getting a little little high processes all right well so anyway. Yeah i weren't gonna sit there and eat on camera would think about some kid and a pizza shop making it for you know the kids get diddled in the remember.

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You told you the cooking. Do the cooking. Silly kids could get hurt that kitchen. Basement one of them bruising. The fruit can't see that gave their skin right. Demands have to be immaculate. Very key we saw were clean. Where clean place here. Yeah and then when they get to old then they start working in the kitchen. move up. it's like made it to thirteen boys choir in your voice changes you get kicked out the choir boys know and i got kicked out. My voice changed. I know i did that shit. I don't know what to tell you a are. It's so fucking bizarre. I did you know giant boys choir. That traveled around. And you know yeah very not me like you would think now did. Did i did. Because i was the poor kid in a very rich school and i was the only kid in school who got picked when they came by and i had no interest in doing but i was like you know what nobody else got picked. I was the only kidding. And i'm not even in your caller is or i'm just literally the poor kid so yeah i'm gonna do that. Suck it rich people. Kenny to work any but after a couple of years. Your voice doesn't do the super double squeaky pitch. The i mean i do super high Boys choir official anyway. Then you're not strapped and you rely. Hey no not really. Yeah squeaky voice. Until i was like in my twenties. I think like it wasn't as low pitched battles because i met you when you were you were thirty. Yeah no i to friday. Right after your fucking thirtieth birthday by vocal fry was already fucking set in you. Know what i mean. I was abusing my voice constantly yelling screaming speeding up before. Before i get out of here this is i thought this is kind of funny and then kinda sad who earlier. You're looking through pictures like. She's gracious i ten some of them some of the older ones. I'll look like mike cod. Like twelve pets. I don't what was i doing. What was taken and this is a dirty picture. We took for when when i did the poor movies. Yeah but you know. I was in my thirties. So i work for the most hard but i looked a lot younger. Imagine if he were still drinking and carrying on the way you did you you'd be you'd be rough dick about it. I all that extra but all that extra layer. I mean all that like you put that on top is what i'm saying. You think about what you saved yourself hard anyway so we're gonna all right everybody so Yeah i don't have a great day shift reverend. Fuck you're doing Think of me thinking of you do something nice. I go four star rating apple. People likes review. Come on thumbs up something. Whatever it is that you could do to for clicky you just come on shares. Whatever whatever it is just you know. Come on everybody kisses. You'll be ready to wear pen. That had been sucks. Gimme that bamboo barry sucker tacos and buddy does.