Kinky Katie's World #343 Forced HandJob

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World famous mons via so. My mom's venus is the best focus strip club in the world. Oh my god it's everybody talks about it. Plays a small the places shitty like. It's not good. I'm used to disturb. Are there goes our module weena sponsor. Show jesus just throwing right out the window thousand sales department to keep up with that whenever the weekend has landed. All the exists now clubs drugs pope's and employs of four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer on my head like a screaming cattle. I'm gonna talk to strangers all night. I'm going to lose the plot on the dance floor. The free radicals inside a free command. Tonight i'm chitra volta three apart i'm going to never neverland with my chosen family man. We're gonna get more spice out than meal. Strong advocate tonight and seventy three quick buck. Per watt still up and now live from will thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that secretly wants to make an alien with tentacles and maybe near to your host. The one the only kinky katie. Oh hello hello and welcome to the show. This is number three forty three. I'm your host can katie and with me as always is my favorite flesh cover. Fuck today mr sc yeah all right you are my you and my cartoonist animator sh- sure yes sure and the annual innovator oh boy you're rhyming we're doing rhymes right. One of those names boston about what's up. Yeah i know anyway. My snappers don't work all the time. So that's okay. When are we are coming to you. Live from rural thirty four studios katie radio dot com and radio cast dot net over it. You can watch us on youtube now. So last week's episode will be up tomorrow by the time you hear this. If you're for sure for sure for sure. I promise so. Yeah i just finished it literally twenty minutes before the fucking chill. It's all right. There is seeing you can listen and then you can get all the really cool shit on youtube. Sure extra content extra content. You can see what i look like because i usually wear different hair every time i wear something different. And whatever and as he does his cartoons during the breaks. And it's fun. It's a good time cisco go check out her. Do you can order some cool merge right before valentine's day because he doesn't like shit for valentine's my face on it or you know you're a fan of the show. It's got my logo. But i'm not wearing right now but that noise that was. That was a weird one. You pull out of the saudi later. Well giants have different. You know just seen what saw spitballing. Sure okay okay with the rhyming and making noises it's going to be all right. Yes i'm very proud. I'm very well proud okay. Good i don't know i'm in the mood to have some funds night. Okay good his i. I'm like in a happy. Happy hippy. Dippy mood following. Yes and while. I'm glad i didn't take that. Adam books. Have i would take that edible. A would have been a log different. Yeah no you would be slowing down and just staring aimlessly at your screen. They're wondering what's what's going on what's happening here. Might computers not working right i. I don't know well we're not even a quarter of the way in so we'll see how it goes. You're going to be fine. Course refine a pull through. I managed to ha- and if not then you usually help me out so do here. You jiggle the cleanest in the works are the worst person to help out other than move along. That's about it other than my attention span only lasting a few minutes. Typically you know on a subject butterfly. Take no way over here. Really not the person to be. Try to guide anything. This is why. I don't guide anything. This is why. I you know what i mean. I have to be somewhat of a passenger and now wall now. The weird thing is of what's happening with us lately. I that i've noticed is you can't hear a damn thing that i say even when i'm talking to you from three feet away and then i think that i hear you say stuff that you don't be so it's like the impossible.

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I don't know kind of makes me giggle though exactly and well you. You also can't underestimate my ability to just completely tune things out. Like if i'm focused on something else you ju- you just. I'm gonna be focused on our care what you're doing well especially if it's you could be completely staring at the tv watching something. I will ask you about what was just on the screen. If your face just happened you will have absolutely no clue what i'm talking about. Well yeah because you're under the assumption of actually paying complete attention to what's there and not thinking about something completely different so then i don't even know sometimes if you're even sweeping with your eyes open it kinda comes across that way. Does there's a little. It's a little weird to well. It's not as weird now because when you use to snore like use actually take naps all the time i could tell you. Sit there your eyes would be like half open and you are off and you just snort away and it was not the same thing at all. No i'm just not necessarily thinking about what's on the screen yet. You know you know what i mean. Yeah no i get it. I get it and it's one of those things if you're deep in thought in something like you're thinking about anything whatever it is and and like it's almost like you're turning your vision off eat like if you turn your vision and what you hear if you just decide to not pay attention to it then all of a sudden your brain where you know how much effort your brain votes into fucking seeing and hearing shit. It's like extra horsepower that you literally you could just go. Hey we'll just going to dial down a little. We're going to dial down so we can dial this side up a little. And that's all i'm doing well honey. I'm a middle aged woman. So all i have on my mind is just date back. Well really that's crazy crazy crazy. We got the favor. We got the favorites worst ovid help addicts near you gotta get out at its cockpit hop right on that god damn date like trade ho-gau stick like a big throbbing vanity pogo stick or are we talking about where we went about. Dick's now okay anyway. Well i am back from my facebook ban and that had been the it felt like the longest fucking thirty days ever. Okay it can literally thought i. Oh my god. I almost my first. My first post back was going to be buddha. Miss you know. Everything happened new year's habit and the election apple. Everything happen anyway. But there is so much i wanted to say so when i finally got back on. I warned everybody. I said you are about live back number one number two. you're about to be bombarded with enough self east to make you throw up. Because i do know because i take a tendencies before nowhere to put them right before the twitter they want stuff with tits and boob related. I'd have no place war. And i i can't put put actually. I have worked around that on on twitter. I mean on on facebook. I used that little marker outer thing he you know you can draw on pictures on your phone moves nibbles. Yeah like i draw. I will paint a tank. Top or anything sue top. Sure so sure but you can see that uncensored ones on my twitter i can he katie radio anyway. But yeah and plus. I don't wanna put too much of just might face on twitter because they don't care it is. It is kind of funny. I i have noticed that there are quite a few post that i that i have where my face is not in the titty pictures. My titty pictures just like from the neck and it's got three times to likes is the ones that are like very similar with my face them. Well what face Exactly that kind of makes you feel bad. It's the same idea i can. I can put more blood flow to my take. If i just pay attention to the tents so i mean it's really about efficiency. Yeah it's all my fault. I have to stare when they're in front of me.

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I i still love it. You believe people know you do this. Why are you do this before. Because i want to question. Does that mean who asked you. Where did that come from his parents. Rich your parents stop eating your crayons. Dude i don't know there's there's some guys out there i wonder girls. I wonder a lot. They don't they don't quite get the opposite sex or the sex that they're into you know it's like they don't understand flirting though. That's kind of a weird way to kind of get to what i'm trying to say is but they put some people just have hard time. I just dealing with people in general like just socially awkward. That's what you mean like. we've we've. We've talked about this before that. I think i'm completely socially awkward. Now that that. I'm not drinking okay. Because i more socially awkward yes okay. Yes because i know. I was really of nauseous when i was drunk and i was a handful so but now i'm a nervous talk okay. Well that's that's is because you're just you're used to interacting with people with your shit you were used to doing everything leadership as so you know i lived i survived. Yeah and i'm surprised. I'm not dead. Yeah yeah but you know. I don't know where the fuck i even know what we were talking about. What are we doing here. I don't even know what we're talking about. Why people don't like faces on on boob on their teddy vectors. Pathetic changes something else. We're gonna listen to this because we're both. We're both pretty prepped. Up really cool. What the fuck are we talking about them. People are going to say katie. Jesus fucking christ. This is where you are. We finished a got him story. Really i don't know or that other guy you know you move around vast Sorry a it just all depends on what were the night takes us. I have had half a cup of coffee so should be who knows. We'll see everyone is wondering what this big blob is on my forearm. Who's a who's watching twitter. Who's watching the video at tattooed yesterday. And i have standard arm on it not a sponsor and it needs to heal so at end that i can wash it off so right now. It just looks like a bomb but there's a mon mon kitty underneath that. And who doesn't know what a momma kitty is. It is a cat with a tattoo. Walk kind of a tattoo. It's just like there's a design where the cat is. Look it up on my cat. Yeah they're cute. One word oratorio. I think corey tomo. I think it's coming out with new book to or utomo where each whatever. Yeah the guy who does that. Tony way add It's by Her name is sadie. And she said as tro v. as e t r o tattoos nothing clearwater. You can have a senator bob to the day after you got it. Yeah that that stuff is actually the neatest healing you know for you fucking great. You put that over over a tattoo and it's just as far as walking around bumping into shit. It's like way more protected and sealed in it gets weird looking though is as you can as you can tell us. It just sits there for a couple of days sawgrass. Oh gods could have blamed him. I know it's not you peel it off. And it's going to be one of those reveals you know where you're like soap it up. Wipe day. oh he did one of those video. I was like cool. I've always wanted you know. 'cause brian doesn't do that shit. He's of lixin like well. He's just not into these. Older social media is is is like part of his life for most of his life. I had a. I had asked her before when i had my my consultation i said is it cool if i take pictures like she goes district Pictures videos posted anywhere. She's a guess so the other girl in the shop was taking pictures videos and then they did the video of the white down. I was like. I felt kind of air. Easy your sucker. I am replete sucker. I really am. It doesn't take a lot to to make me happy. And then this one over here always is the the fun- sucker like sucks a joy out of it. I was like oh yes. She's really nice she's i can't wait. I'm really excited your tattoo. He's like day. Tell everybody that be happy with this. Well i mean okay on the flip side what what could be as well as you try to get excited for the things that you're doing for people so if you have if you can make yourself excited about whatever tattoo doing then you do.

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That's just what you taking a completely incorrectly. You're really not reading properly associated. Here's your way you know. I was going to talk about this last week. But i forgot about it and i i found out what a table shower was tabled. Show i actually i know. You're like a sponge bath kind of thing why me spongebob sheriff hospital but is it kind of like a sponge bath but you're getting kicked off as well you're gonna you're getting handy now you. You're getting a thorough rubbed down your year at you. Know we talked in the last episode about the old rub and tug place. I'd have them for girls but but yeah at some rub and tug stayed. They offer shout table showers and they wash you from head to tell and they and they get you off my finger ass. Or whatever boo wow. You're guaranteed pass. Jesus well. I mean you're all soapy anyway for wearing gloves that sooner you just say i'm thoroughly cleaning your but i want that thing. Clean as a whistle. Make sure we get the foreskin thoroughly. Hold on this is gonna take awhile. I guess we have brake stone for two thirty. That was what we heard about. It was somebody had mentioned. If you know that they're doing Have table showers than they're definitely in. Ya yeah give you a little extra tug on the rub. And the tug something. Maybe you're not in it in it. For the for the robins i made me just want your balls character or still for the life of me. I mean really talk but understand the whole concept of of reno doing a ru- rub in tugri like illegal of all things atari atari. Well maybe you know you. It'll it'll be. You really don't want to go somewhere we want. You don't want to stick your dick in something. That's what that this is. My point. And i did say thing because i don't know your pronoun could it that way but what i'm saying is is like of all things it's not even sex like i mean you're you're you're having sexual contact okay. Yeah somebody is being gratified okay. However nobody's being penetrated we're tight. It's like a massage. You have a good besides the happy ending we talking about here. You're you're rubbing me cited matter see you said who go to one. No i did say code what i saw. I said i can't believe that it's it's like not like legal. Oh yeah yeah. I agree with you. Because it's just it's just. I mean you're tug where you won't get a buggery but you'll get jerk. Walkaway bailout bailout. How'd you feel if i worked at a tug. Ary what do you mean. Feel what. I'm saying like how would you. How would you feel if your partner got a job at tugri. A japan while you were getting a job at its ovary. What do you mean it depends. Why okay if you're passionate was stroking deg and you just want to dictate. Take take take take my brain remember. Okay you want to do it enough. To have the hand strength and determination you want to build your wrist wrist up like this is something. That's something you wanted to that. I would be okay with it but if you're doing it because i'm a fuck paraplegic in a bed and you need to make a living. No i wouldn't be into that. Different circumstance wouldn't be into it if you are listening. Yeah if you if you were eight if if you were in the new. We're not into doing it. I wouldn't want you to do it. Question mark oh. Jesus christ like like. I wouldn't want like i wouldn't be okay with it if it's something i was forced if it's something the right wants to do if you were like oh my god is gonna jerk and undertake. Then i wouldn't be like i would be happy about it. No but if you just if you were just dying fucking touch cocktail day. Then coach cocktail day. That's between you. And the cock you know. That's your passion. Go ahead dick jerk. Some tags weirdo five thirty in the morning. Well god go jerks nick.

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But i can totally see people be into it. I could see somebody like it. I mean i don't. I don't know what you know. Maybe maybe you're paying out a dozen guys day Whatever it is. I don't know if that way. I have no idea but all i know is if you love what you do for work you work your life. That's great. I set my own hours. If you're into go ahead. I guess i get the whole angle of you. Know people are getting trafficked. Somebody's getting it forced into it. Okay jerking big really bad bad though. I mean your hand on flash but how is it any different from any other job that like if you're a a nurse and you gotta clean up fucking poopie. Old people divers. You're you're given old men sponge bath every fucking day. What fuck like. how how. What's it matter it's right there. It's right on the edge. What are we talking about here. Yeah i really don't see the problem with it i. I don't know what the big deal is would just jerk a deck. I mean it's just it's just it's kinda like going like this year armed. You're gonna arm except to say you know it should be like a handshake. Your whatever you little handy to let you know that i'm interested. I love stroke I like stroke in your car. I like star can go yes. You're crazy take we'll you know. Let's just go to my porn pick of the week. Stay standing by fucking be startled. When the thing pops ed. It might not be the porn. You would pick point line. It's time once again. I forgot it was coming your startled a few times. You're very high strung your less high strung this week. Yes because i'm not i'm not as it's a different medicaid is okay i guess don't think sure i don't know what it is less on here noise. You're like okay. I don't know. I thought it was funny. Of course she do. I like the look of sheer terror. Sometimes out of nowhere. It works for me. I don't know what to tell you. That's how fucking built on a little bit. Yeah making you hi. It's going to stop making me hot if you keep. Keep keep all right now. This isn't as much of I like watching porn. But i mean i really rather have it for real because i just i love that. What what that now. i'm getting too. Okay it's building. I see now. You don't let me tie you up. I can't tell you. But i like watching. Other people restrained. And have and this rosen with jerking off am being jerked off until after you come and then just fucked with constantly without stopping right after you come you know really has really super stop. I'm gonna fuck you. Just keep doing it. Yeah forced orgasm forced masturbation no but the but then just not stopping after you come. That would be the first part. Yeah that would be the forest part of force pass ration- yeah for star odd man. Yes okay. yeah there's in your normal cycle sometimes it's like there's a lady tie-down sometime but right now. It's it's guys being tied down. And they're being stroked furiously post post dot glow. Yeah okay and just really rub it on and they squirm around. Oh my god squirm yellow. Maybe cry cry. No see this is. This is the thing this is why you don't tie me into anything israel because you definitely do things that i i would not want you to do because you. Yeah no negative. I'm not into that power dynamic. I don't like that idea at all. Doesn't make me warm and fuzzy. I don't know well. Ooh and speaking of going into into porn. This isn't my porn pack. But let's go to episode of rule thirty four and when we come back we're going to be talking about a nother Another fetish that. I didn't talk about last week but will just pop on for a minute. So until i won't be back time.

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Bullet basically and refreshing snack orthodox jewish mum who invented the latest pleasure product. The saints looks as far from a sexual device or pleasure device as is. I don't really think could be this llano. This looks like a shoehorn. You're kind yeah there. You go shoehorned collars out of wood plastic. Will you know what would it be better. It'd be very you snap your finger tie your finger to this thing like with ridden and if there's a long slip and slides fucking scoop down that you shove into your crack lied. So he's like a giant use slide tongue looking thing. Yes this deluge and so apparently you either your finger to it or when you stick it inside you can pour water down it like from the faucet so it can come down and slide up here. Apparently not only flushes out like a douche also giving you the warm and fuzzies color cut lewis katie. You're doing right now. We're doing body shots off to lose anybody wanna come through a hole in sheet that we go down to the corner. Wanna get a no patrol which took katie's world studios q dot com cash dot net. Get me on twitter at kindy radio dot com katie radiology mail dot com book like google name. Yeah and There's nudity on twitter. I like this song better before. Yeah i i had a feeling that i have. Yeah yeah it's been around for five six years so yes i know that. I thought that i heard it like a while ago. I could walk. I think you need to save it. Because i think the weekend of ballantine's day we need to take some shrooms and we need to roll around. Okay well we do our social planning later. Really ought to do right now by time. Okay so now. What i was talking about before Before the break was Another fetish and armie hammer. You sound like a fucked up. Surname is a fucked up now. It's pretty day. She seems pretty dushi to me like just looked at thing. Abating sodas army now. I think it's short short for armand or something like that. Okay yeah okay. Yeah whatever anyway. That's name we can't help it. So he is getting a lot of shit for he. Okay he was going back his fetishes cannibalism talking about. He's in says he's never done at just like all about like eating people began sexually turned off by eating people like fort. Seems just this is what he's into anyway by what everybody's sharing right like i wanna i wanna to your ribs or moving. Don't want you to watch me barbecuing. Eat them along with a bunch of other media emmy type type of thing different. Different cutty slash. Whatever like slave dom shed yeah the the kind of conversations that some people have. Yeah yeah totally all right tab people. Some people are into it. Some people like that and it doesn't mean they're going to do it.

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But i'm just saying like everybody is completely now freaking the fuck out and and basically blackballing him. I think from everything and they might. He might go to jail okay. I don't know for what i mean. He didn't do anything. I mean as long as everybody was was over eighteen a human and consulting than whatever. Well here's the thing too. They they have they got released. A whole bunch of tweets or conversation but it was only his side not heard allied yes or any of their side like the one the one girl who shared it cut out her and the conversation. Yeah and then. There's another girl who said that. He carved in a on her pussy and but she said okay yes she she agreed to it so it no. I know we know people who have used wood burning tools to make initials or signatures or stamps. What have you markings branding. Branding certain property branding. We don't people who have those who've done this willingly and that doesn't make them crazy. I mean it's hard. It's hard to explain to somebody. Who is it what they're into and everybody knows if you're if you're of proper age and your e this is what you wanna do. Who the fuck is anybody to tell anybody how to like. You know if you're not hurting anybody then driver you wanna fuck however you want to hang out You want whatever okay. Well that's kind of like let let's say let's say you get. You wanna get a tattoo of a triangle because it's it represents your man Oh hey your name on you right right. Iras one lady. She got big. Bob's bad bob's big bitch or something like that. Bob babich anyway. It was hilarious. But whatever story i go there i can't help it. It's like when you're in one of those older towns and you walk pass something. That seems like an alley. That's gonna go somewhere in right. would you turn around. There's just a it's like goes like six feet baton back and there's just dumpster shot that's all. It's like the short alley. Fuck what the fuck you're talking about about beady styles in ship. So yeah. so what's what's the difference between getting his name tattooed and than getting branded. It's the same scar ificationbut. Saying i mean if you wanna call it a scarf occasion because tattoos permanent. Yeah okay laser. I'm not even saying that it's just freedom and like how you feel like doing things if you're not hurting people it's just is. It should be so so. I mean that's included in if somebody wants to live a lifestyle where they want to be branded and we know lots of people who they love doing this they love getting brain. Any love getting hit with a cane. They love they love that shit. Stabling yes i mean wearing no closing home and not being allowed to sit on the furniture always sitting at the feet or at the side of her master. I mean it's just having a consensual. Eat nine cents contract relationship where one of them makes the decisions because the other one does not want to make this inch and she doesn't you not. There's nothing that she's she's who she is just like anybody else. You can't force her to you. Know talk pulling teeth. Yeah and that's just because she's just like that and that's that's her that's her personality and she she enjoys doing. She enjoys the lifestyle of living that life of not making decisions. Yeah and i think anything's wrong. Well no. I don't think anything's wrong with that. Either douchebag mcgeer whatever's today was because that's a horrible day and he's pictured definitely stupid face. Stephen dumb phase all over him. Oh yeah on armie hammer. Oh won't but as far as i definitely sounded like a lot of discussion we seen between people who are into this like all of that was one hundred percent. Yeah that's how people are and that's how they wanna be so okay. I don't know what that proves. Less and less any of it was against. Somebody's well then.

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Okay okay. That's definitely a non cool situation. I had apparently it's i mean it is all about trust and apparently they couldn't be trusted because they leaked them but that won't even leak out. They won't even show their side 'cause he obviously isn't talking to himself. Which is is like a key in the like fetish in communities is you're not like never out people. Would you see them in public or whatever you don't know what you don't know what their situation is. You don't know like if anybody knows like everybody we know knows what we're into just because but i'm saying also you see people like out with their wife. Maybe you know you don't know if that's his wife friend or acquaintance or they're lots of people friends of ours that h- couples that have that have play partners. And that like the they're married they have Whatever normal relationships but that one of them wants to go smack somebody one of them wants to go get some act or whatever or one of them's gonna go hang out with the bros. Weiguang okay holiday. That he's like. Hey i saw. What's nuts at about house. Did you now. So you wrap people out like that. I i have. I've had dick pics of celebrities. Yep and i'm not talking about is rinky-dink celebrities. Talking about there was a couple that were some celebrity celebrities and yes. They were provable that they were real conversations. Everything but i always promised that i would delete them once. I got them just to be on the safe side. And i do so. I've except if you're not a celebrity. I still have them So i've got your dicks in here again. Really the solution to all of this. If you're a person if there's any way you could just be open to everybody about what you do then you just do that. And then it's almost like when the guy takes video of you as your fucking jerking off to whatever pouring you're watching and says i'm gonna send this to your mother your father and i honestly i'm just gonna make sure. He gets their email addresses right that he has no actual because really whatever each you completely take away. Somebody's power when you when you own when you if you can find a way because that's the problem because some people would completely be disrupted out of life. You know just because they like to do. A little webbie's maggie. Yeah now that's true. It's like well i know what you do for a living. And what are you doing right now. And i called tonight. You're cardiologists heart surgeon. She's at talk. Hey i'll pablo kabulis agenda few rebels and then i'll just go stick my finger in the whole. I got a lot of other people to do stuff. I'm like oh my god. I cannot believe this and she's actually really really good too and she's you get over there from from people not divulging kings author own. Just get a little rumble ship. They're just a little rambler have. Hey you're you're getting your your head. Of course there. I don't know what you're doing. I don't know where you're goin'. Hey i think. I think that we're going to start a new. A new segment. People are sending me. These are hilarious by wanted to read one that i got sent the other day. These are josh. Pick up lines okay. Yeah trash pickup lines. People said a mingka's. They think that they're funny. They're like hi. Well corny ones are funny kind of cheese. So either tweet me. I can keep katie radio or email me can decatur radio dot com. Your your corneas. Trashes pickup lines. Because this is baby you're hotter than a tablespoon of trap house. I thought that was funny. So thank you matthew. But that was very funny. I enjoyed that quite a bit. Let's go to your favorite segment standing by boobs in and on the news. It's time once again for typical.

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Man i have a double tits man for you this week. That's a good idea. They usually come in pairs moral after lunch synthesis tampa unless it said. Try devil chick. Who who's got the three booms real people. Yeah ten years ago no like pop deadly two years ago or a year ago that anyway. Yeah the one that was just wearing a chest. Play was an extra on it now. The prosthetic okay. Jesus anyway well. I ran across his little gemma. Monarchic scarlett how to perform party tricks with your breast. Implants really liked jingle bells. Like the girl who did to jingle bells and made contending. Did that would be attack. Okay well this is. Light them up because what you can do when it's dark. Take flashlights steerable utilities today. clo- yeah do regular glow before. I don't remember doing that a church. That's point you get a little okay. But that's not you stay on track. I know cubs plants though so asking for regular jobs and you said yes. I didn't say anything. Okay we can try it out so you don't know no. I don't know if it was a strong enough flashlight. Maybe irregular tip might close to get one of those tactical lights. No you gotta get one. That gets really really hot. like the old halogen ones. You know installation around. It's burned my titty brighter in there. You know the kind of low income you know. It's nicer showed up your key saturday. We were talking about the transparency of your boobs and weather. Hey look if we're in a real if we're in zombie apocalypse and we need something glow eat. You know what. I'm saying like we need to get through the cavern. The top. we need a big hope. Yeah maybe it'll work that way. You know flashy shirt up dance. We can do like morse code. Quick quick long okay. So that's your first movie trick. Yeah that losers in the second one is his make yourself useful. Make yourself useful by balancing two drinks on your tatas during the shelf. He actually what was that shelf action. Guess what was that called. There was just a useful. I know okay and challenger the girls where where it was. Just the last few years stinger coke bottle between your your tits without it. Who is the one who were setting it on top like just a shelf. it's called. I know people who were doing tonight. I know some people were doing that with ashes setting drinks on the backs of girls. Ask us and of at some point in. Oh yeah yeah. That's thing probably so i don't know oh my god. Yeah okay now. I'm not okay. My computer's not charging. Because there's some plug. I just add water. it's as nothing. Gets you more attention at a party and draws more attention to your new boobs. That a wet t-shirt so they're like hey want to show off your new nays trig. I mean that's just been thrown away. Certain all right. That would be a trick. I guess so. You need to get the glowing. Group is the most impressive so far. Really rudolph the red ones are just kinda bunk. Wow yeah whatever. Now the other two man that i have i told you i had a double double dude titties. This is a check name. She's a reality star and her name was busty heart. Of course that's a real name was their parents is going to be some talented well. Wow going hard okay. Well it's a matter. I liked stage names. You know peaches van ruffle and whatever make it up. It's good stuff. no. I have nothing. I have nothing wrong with everything.

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So seriously the synon- serious show do you see this. This is very far from serious anyway. Okay so this chick. I heart where talented talent is talking about me here. What you say that. It's it's weird. He turned into the person that you hate god to comment from the squarely was from the pre show which was of the eight. You hate it when. I can't process what you say but now you know how it happens. You should have some absolutely because because you completely thought. I said i didn't say of like three times tonight. It's it's hilarious a hair. It's like why would you say that. I just wasn't my brain. Here's dick i can't i. Jesus christ eddie this reality star busty heart chick. Her talent is she bus shit like she smashes with her boob. Oh i've seen little clips of her smashing things fruit and cans. Yeah well she even does fucking god damn cinderblock okay. Yeah that's very ted shing tinder cinderblock calluses like on the bottom side of them. Bad boys you know what i mean. We're smashing things which are verbs. Let's just say something. She said she had bruises on her tease for two weeks. After she did the center block. I would hope so. My god didn't leave a mark. Tell you that center blog. I didn't even know that would be scary. Dude and one of the fucked up things. She said Dude me the day. Sorry sorry on. The set of the dictator usa dick pytor synthetic tight okay on the set of dictatorship and i think that's with Sasha baron cohen. you're the bar dude you know. She got herself hurt when she had to break a chess. Fuck writes a script. I need this door with your boobs over you're writing. Would you writing them. Hard for the girl who could smash senator blocks. I mean we're talking about a wood frame door. That's nothing compared to a cinderblock door if it was steel with pouring concrete was subsidiary black. Then you're talking to door. Would i mean she crushes six packs. She i mean she. She's i'm slim long to know you a girl who could smash it with. Your boobs is a little log in the to. She's a little got some mileage daughter. Is that what you're saying. Kind of looks like she works at a by kabar. And you choose their favorite bartender. Cough mixture smash center with your titties. I mean wow those things look look hard. They look large and they look. They look very heavy and pendulous. Oh all right so anyway. same for the i just. Wow yeah well. Oh my god disturbers are gonna get such a pay bump come super bowl time because super bowl is coming to tampa and we are known for sure close which i don't know why this is. This is such a weird like fucked up thing. Tate is a complete falsehood people. Better watch out what you say. Fuck you okay. Let me just let me just say. Everyone say world-famous via so my mom's venus is the best funk strip club in the world. Oh my god it's everybody talks about it places. Small the places shitty like it's not good. I'm used to disturb club. Are there goes. Our mods weena sponsor show. Jesus just trying to right out the window and just house and sales department got fuck it. Keep up with that but wait before you you go anywhere. The main problem you have with strip clubs in tampa bay florida area is they're not nude like getting there will have to go go to a different. You have to be fair about it. That's what it is like. How can you say that. You have the best strip clubs when i'm not seeing puss us. It's like trashy without being trashy just if you if you get if you get what i mean like. They like the girls at some of the places.

00:50:05 - 00:55:01

You know what i mean then the ones that are. It's just it's kind of like you still while you can only show this much of your ass cheeks and a good lord you show your nibble and we're going to get shot down so you fucking kidding me. I would close. We're you know what. I what i was a kid an hour to strip clubs down south. You're full liquor. Full nudity both friction. I mean you walk out of there stig and like liquor and piss cigars. You can smoke in there. Yeah he just said pussy. And up here p. Oh i didn't say he didn't know. Up maybe as pussy. I dunno. I think he said. We're going to rewind the tape. I say i think he did. He said cigars. Mp i do believe i was like wow. That's strange rate of smell when you walk like. Hopefully it'll swelling. can. If that's what you're into i see okay. Sure sure maybe he did. It could be wherever we were just saying that. I don't pay attention you so times. Why are you don't come out smelling like urine does put it that way or you're definitely going to smell like pussy. If you're in a google you did not have a good strip club experience at all if you did not go home smelling like pussy just saying that means you got zero friction dancing. You don't know what brand that girl is selling at. All you have no idea see on During during lunchtime sometimes on fridays we would have liquid lunch fridays. I worked for my father and we would go have a couple of coffee. We'll go to the strip club and that's where we would spend like three or four hours was at the strip club. Decided the day in the middle of the day for the lunch rush because he's like buffet pussy we so we we would sit there and drink and i went to high school. Will the girls that work today shift and he used to get so excited because they would always come over that. I don't think we would all talk and stuff like that. And i'm like yeah. This is my dad. Would all fucking. I was hanging over my father. And he's like your friend her butthole in my face. I was like yeah. She does that sort of things you know. Like whatever and it's it's like he was always really excited. That's like your version of the cats in the cradle to the cats in the cradle. It's like you know the stripper at lunchtime okay. Well as far as like father daughter cabrini experience not me. My girl grew up just like me wonder what happened there. Oh my god. I don't remember who were who i was talking to but there were surprised that jesus christ remember okay loss. I lost track of to walk away. You have to walk away. Yeah move onto something that you did. You know that there's a solar-powered bullet is a little is a little sex toy that has been. It was one of my favorites for a long time. You can do a of shit with it. You put to the side of your cheek or to your side of your chin while you're giving oral sex you the two dude or to check and it makes your whole mouth vibrate. So we're really to be honest is because you could carry it anywhere you on to and it was completely portable carried cop batteries that you get in a remote control to aa. Yeah it's kind of like you knew of a crackhead live near. You was because all of the screens all the errors in your faucets. Were missing at what point in time in the nineties. And it's the same thing with you and remote control batteries. Same thing you like. If there were controlled by where did it batteries. They just disappeared. They're not even here. Like they're not just dads. They're just not hear somebody. Wait them they tend. It was the battery sir. We have a battery gula now. He's scary auto give him batteries. He's gonna eat me he does. He's attacks a ho. That's very scary. I have to keep him on a steady diet of batteries or else. he's just. He gets unruly teaser. I gotta give them batteries or blow jobs. And i'm tired of sucking his little goblet. Dick god i would rather just do. Batteries suckering dot green dick anymore. All we'll see that thing however the movie's really sell anyway this bench.

00:55:01 - 01:00:09

It's term cal exotic but it's actually. It's it's the regular silver bullet. Which i the one that i'm a fan of now. The one that was shaped like an egg egg that actually i got lost up my ass heard. The cord came off. We went to to remove it. Because we had retrieval and the accord came out like crate necessarily like use it as a quite emmy. Because it's just a little fucking nubby thing you weren't using it as an insertion insertion fucking device. Either no you. I just kind of popped in there because it was kind of half in half out. Well no the what. We're i remember where we're doing. Is i was on top. We're having sex. And i popped it up. I popped up my ass. First of all i did for me because i liked it and then a made my may my pussy vibrate and therefore your cock was library while we were having sex ever watch because we were drunk. I just fixing old sometimes anyway but thankfully it It slash times. I need like extra hawk pockets. That's why am a big fan of the overall of the overall is because i need pocket so i'll be i'll stop something in a hole and you'll have something in the ara. Secondary pockets are always appreciated Did you know there is such a thing that they used to have called brought candles. What number of okay does this. Does this like improve the odor of everything going on now. Why does beh pussy. -bio is is on the gwyneth. Paltrow goop website here like descent of my posse. That smells a lot like a sediments. Nick now now no it doesn't it doesn't they're They say that the cheaper brothels that a box of matches like i mean a boxer came. It was like a matchbox candles in it and the they will use it as a timer. Each one of the candles would only last about seven minutes. So hooker mccarter drafted here. No i'll come. You're working a bellows with your left foot as your as your blowing me. What's going on there. Oh no. I'm just i'm just heating. Chancellor kohl why are you turning that thing sideways. Stop that letting the wax getaway. All you're getting is two minutes on e. trust me. Yeah just doing us for seventy five years. now god. they're hortense imagine. Imagine imagine being a prostitute and working working back in this tina ross. Yeah i mean always worries jack. The ripper gonna get me of kano's do i. Bed all out. I call kenny shillings. Now my god okondo's had seven minutes to get on with it. Apparently just like six minutes before you santa right her. Hey cool yeah. I don't know. But i the candles hats birthday to me. I don't know maybe that's what it was was like. It would be a fire hazard and had they had a lot of a lot of heavy drapery back. Velvets shit were used to work with open. Flame back then though know and they just didn't cry about burning down. sometimes you just got burned down anyway. It's just it happens. Subtype slim horse kicked it over. Let's not only where they're open flames everywhere but everybody was shit faced. Everybody's shit faced walking around with over fucking flames at writing animals everywhere they went. I don't know how eddy of us fucking made it to this point really. Honestly i mean the how those where we're going to go now. I know i'll we should. We've got a lot more talk about go ahead. We talk about my talk about anything you wanna talk about. I want to say guys guys in my. Dm's are absolutely fucking hilarious. I mean not. Only have i been have i been kind of m i a for the past thirty days but one particular social media outlet i yes. I love internet for old people. I was miss my space. More fun ono.

01:00:09 - 01:05:01

They've they've read stories. They know so k- grandma we'll get you. We'll get you back to bed now. I mean it's like you heard stories of hippies and stuff when you were a kid. Same idea yeah. I guess it's gonna be weird. Listening to the oldies station. Popped up was was it. Yeah i don't. I mean that's the thing you're gonna listen to whatever the fuck you wanna listen to something. There is no. There is no dove broadcasting. Shit over like airwaves probably. Yeah you know. I'm surprised it's still exists. Now i have. I have to say that something just caught my eye there's a giant projection on the wall. Yeah across yeah net for a bunch for a month. I haven't every weekend outside of our outside of that window. Oh i don't i. They were partying down. They like they like would have a projector going. Do project on the side of the building. There as there were no carry-on well guys guys in in my dm. It's hysterical does. Say something and responded respond the say something and say something and then they'll just they'll just keep going and i just think it's absolutely hilarious because there is so dudes being delight. Dmz like hey. Hey hey hello love you. You're the best set it up like fuck you you fucking slut goddamn hor bitch. The fucking stuck up. You became the person the you always aided. He's like. I'm sorry i love you. Please don't ignore me. i didn't mean it. i'm really sorry. I love you. Please call me back this. I am not the only person that this happens to. Which i just i love it. We call it the twenty five steps of stockard him they go through twenty five stages of grief kinda like defy the ten stages or whatever of grief. But it's more for them because they kind of you know manner in and out like it's not like a straight line like a twelve step program or something like that they they kind of just swerve around. There's it until they eventually end up back where they started so really twenty five is is. It's really you now and undersell. Stick them in the door. Hey i'm gonna tell you some some light fucked up website neighbors and you're gonna tell me what it actually is. Okay go on all right. All right. Horror presents dot com or h. o. r. e. And what is it really. World horse association of the world who represents dot com a all right. Now we're going with this arabia's right. It's very misleading. Not the therapist on the rapists experts. Sex-change dot com expert sex change. I don't know. I can't think experts exchange like it. Peace island dot net fire now. No i'm telling you just go. I'm not going to be able to get these out. I'm not looking at too god damn word. Even if i was looking at where do you think right. Now i would be all into reading the word and trying to dissect it like. Do you think. I want to grab their fucking glasses off your face. Okay now okay. Pen island eyelid the rapist. Finder therapists finder. That what i knew eva's find it. Yes it's very best leading most station. Nursery what is it molestation nursery speedo fart. They said part two year old child with. Oh i'm so mature. I'd speed of art coming i okay. That's just normal. It's actually it's coming methodist church website that it goes to coming for freight lord trace the law chase us to spill your seed unless it's inside an altar boy oh baby sperm. Cover jesus faith for jesus to come up hearings.

01:05:04 - 01:10:00

That is it enforcement like who works. You know who size them up for that. I have no idea somebody with a sense of humor. I hope i hope somebody totally. Did it intentionally like some smart ass. Computers i i i have a perfect fucking dot com for you right here already on it. It's a great. you'll love it. That is so fucking. That's that's not good. Oh my goodness gracious. I don't know if we should get out of here for the night of too you. You're driving yeah Thanks should go okay early do okay. Where are you going to go. I'm fucking people projecting outside. You can't walk out that door now. I'm not gonna completely interrupt fucking club time now. I hear a lot quieter now. Though since you ride it out you rat your rat. Oh you are nothing you to the complex in totally fucking look at you. You're like trying to whisper like they listen to this show. No i know. I'm just a hundred percent. Sure i'm still pissed to fucking ice cold water drenched down back. I thought that was real fun. I don't remember how that had deflategate hayward even here. Buster whatever the plumbing league w. what does that have to do you. Were you know what you're like. The people listening to this show could hear it. And that's you guys heard it after. I filtered it out of the like. I tried to get rid of it as much as i could. And you could still fucking here. It like ripping like it with somebody watching a party next right next to you for so. You are being unreasonable. But you definitely ran out. There's no doubt you finco didn't call the cops. No you didn't. Yeah that's not. What the fuck no. And so i really and to be honest i really. Didn't i really start to start whispering as a case that here. I mean to be honest. I really. I really didn't think that anything was going to be done about it anyway. I mean i really. I really didn't so i don't even have said something about it or not. And there is something again are fuller. Doesn't there and you really did happen to be there too because you had a a plumbing problem. The apartment about us. Yes so it was raining in the bathroom. Basically yeah you were there to bitch out of about rain water. You know you know you're not supposed to get in the bathroom unless you're in the shower area. Yes that's really the key right and if you're not supposed to be standing in water either when you open the door okay. Yes so that that was the mood. You're in when you called snitch. Island you totally dry snitch. On on the people next door. I even put a wait. Wait l. dry. Oh snitch. Oh daddy's you dry snitch. Coating karen a really did you. Were you wearing your hair. now. I wasn't i i had. I was actually add my hair up in a in a bun with my ball hat on you. Had and heroin. Yeah i you had you had you had your hair pulled in. I had tight with a cabinet. Yeah you were. You're fucking in terminator. Bode well for say right there i was. I was very pissed off. Easter past your limit. I said no but i i was. I was firm but nice when i made my complaint because she asked. Don't just call the cops wrong. You did something. We'll really well because like i dunno having a cops come in bright like i said i've i've been a noisemaker my whole life so i you know i just i i serve it i i completely. I have brought this upon myself and anybody who's lived near me understand. Yeah you live with me. You understand this you got it. I could be completely loud obnoxious person now. I know oh my god little overbearing then if you if you called dear attention to her than that makes it worse like oh you only fuck to laugh. It's like okay. So i've had that conversation with before. Yes yes yes. You have. Well because i have a hard time like i said when i feel resistance wonder i. I'm like obligated to push against it. Like my instinct is too late like turn into wherever the pressures coming from.

01:10:00 - 01:15:08

I don't know why i can't stop it. I can't i try. I tried to go. No just just how about making less noise douchebag. Because you consider it i tried to be. It doesn't mean that it always works because it doesn't file for sure boisterous person Passionate and he always put the tv on like super duper loud. I can't hear what you're talking about. It work construction. Here's here fucking thing. And then instead of turning the fucking tv down to talk you decide to try to talk over it. So oh my god. Whatever i write fucking tight turn you get pissed off where you just running a complaint earlier about me not paying attention just staring out into space talking over things and ricky. Make up your mind. I can't i'm little. I'm allowed to chain. People say a lot. The were girls were allowed to change it. Like every fucking five seconds or something bullshit. Like i don't fuck and i wanna make sure that you get my miss female. What waits i want you to. I want to make sure we. I'm just making sure. I finished what i was gonna say before. I lost it. You fucking bitch con your you totally kellyanne conway me. What you kellyanne conway you just don. Shallow right now just kept talking to so. I couldn't make my comment. You just figured if you were talk over me that i would just shut up and if you talk long enough you think things are gonna come back to you don't you don't i won't won't negative gone just several times today. I'm okay with it but it was gonna. I've just want the audience to know it was good and it was really fucking funny. I just want you to know who. I just want you to note. She tended again for the murder of fun. Is i want you to me. I lead us in defined. She leads us not into not fun. I'm a fun soccer. So what i do. That's going to stick around and see. I'm the fun sucker. And then it's going to be my side kick that super gonorrhea or that. Whatever that was not last one rubber super gonorrhea. Oh yeah hero. That's right you made a fucking for a week. i don't. you're always astonished short. I don't remember things and yet. I don't know because you really happenings and you when i'm doing like if i'm doing like something like that i might not once i walk away from it. I walked away from it. I completely literally. I walk away. Well this is something that you've never done. I know you've never done. But there is a man he got arrested. He was naked because he started a house fire while he was smoking pot drinking and baking cookies on george. Foreman baked cookies under george foreman. You can't wait a minute time out. You could bake cookies. I know one hundred percent assured for sure. Because i witnessed it when i was twelve. Fucking years old. You can cook cookies. Utterly i'd light bulb fun here. We're four different than a lightbulb hotter. it's their holes. You know how the slits in the grill part or the known. I mean it just goes down so you tilton level you tilted level and then it's just a fucking grill that's fucking panini. It's just a way to be grill. Why would you be able to cook. Cookie tilted it up level. I don't see. I don't see the problem i'm going to try us. It'll be like a waffle iron that he just left it on he. Just i mean you could probably do it underneath a bucket and clothes iron. You make a goddamn cookie in this dude just left it on for like twelve hours. That's all here junkies high. Oh so he put a scoop on their close to grill and walked away. He sat it in forget it. He was with the wrong piece of equipment. You're wrong he was and he was d- absolutely that's how you make george forever nate node. Get you know blake off your something. God knows i we're gonna go. I think it's time okay. Yeah reference tell you what do you want me to do. Well like i said all my style where you're going to talk to cater blade people in their movies that you forgot to do last week you were gonna give out the the the where you can get their stuff something something.

01:15:08 - 01:16:10

It's over now. Oh okay too late. Unfortunately all right we tweeted do about it. I'm sure i did. Okay there you go and it's also my facebook. It's all over my facebook. All i remember that though you too thank you very much. Hi guys well. I gotta get outta here tonight. Number eight youtube you can go to cater radio dot com and get some merged begin. Go to twitter. Katie radio go to fell. I piggy uranus. I stuff shit guiding from already. Well i will become camera snaps out soon. I hope to see so cassavetes those.