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Kinky Katie's World #344 Nipple Orgasm

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Oh you can do like the hogan mustache on your puss. Ledger for grow. And then bleach blonde so you can have like the top like handlebar. Come down the lips. Have you tried this yet. On the weekends landed all the exists. Now clubs drugs. Pope's employs got four hours from the world. Man i'm going to blow steam in my like screaming kettle. I'm gonna talk strange his own life. I'm going to lose up on the downs floor. The free radicals inside may of freaking tonight. I'm jim to volka on three. I'm going to never never land with my chosen finally mind. We're gonna get more out than strong. Anything tonight could be alone from the quick buck per and watch the movie and now live from ruled thirty four studio. I bring you a girl who wants to remind you with enough fluids. And braving eat anything can be used as dildo anything to your list your host the one the only kinky kitty. Hello and welcome to the show. This is katie's role number three forty four. I'm your host can be katie and with me as always is my poontang slayer the pound town mayor. My favorite plus covers mr hd. I see working on your poetry over over. These weeks here go. He's a snappy rebuttal. Well i it is fire to the battle. Bots announcer do you yeah. That's it reminds the rookie. You gotta grow that. you're to anyway. We we could look you know it could be nice amish. Fucking tight beard tight. Yeah nice and gray. You know something peppery. No okay we are coming to. You live from thirty four studios katie radio dot com radio caz dot net. We have fun show for you tonight. I don't forget you can watch some episodes on youtube cigarettes. Check youtube like this one right now. We are currently filming it. So i'm waiting on a week to get video like done and posted it all that shit. That's all right. Well it is what it is then new new cartoons by you get on The new channel. Whatever it's i don't. I like their entertaining yourself. You know they're they're starting to be okay. I think i think they're okay. Toco you prove every week. I do believe i think so we've I think we've had a fun. Show you guys tonight. We've got new. We've got some tips in the tits. Man that i think you're gonna find very helpful. Tips man tips. Tips made heavy. Tout's now it's never a good good sign of anything low. And i started talking like that or we talking about the tips. No really when you start talking like that. i've got. I've got my i've got. My iced. coffee is is melted. But i mean. I've got my coffee. So hopefully hopefully. I won't be as bad as i was last. Episode is the last episode. I loved train of thought mid sentence. Go yeah you were slurry to. That's fine you were all over. The map came out a lot better than i thought it was gonna be like barely keep you from off the road and killing everybody. It's a good thing that i was right here in the studio. You almost killed all of us. You know just by swerving around. And i'm taking you all with me. Yeah i mean. Imagine you're you're doing your badge in your dude that like you know goes and takes a nice run in the woods and shit so you're running down the mountains and and all the sudden You lose track of what you're doing. Yeah and it causes them to go up to just haven't and not pay attention and fall off a fucking live or if because of your distraction also fixes them reason. Oh my goodness gracious Yeah definitely this this. This week's porn pick of the week is definitely far for my norm. Yes yes it really isn't. We'll get to that little okay. Sex parties and talk about right. It's a swedish. T's okay thanks. Deep tissue massage is swedish. I don't know if that's swedish. i don't know either. I figure i figure you would know since you have like a whole bunch of a massage therapist.

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Friend yes. I don't i don't i do not believe that's that's deep tissue at all. I don't think so whatever you know what i know. I'm a plumber So apparently there's a big to do happening tomorrow. If you're listening live the the big superb owl is happening like ten minutes here in the football. Whatever yeah i i honestly i could care less about football piano reading either and i don't wanna have to go to the store but i know i fucked. What are you doing like why would you. Why would you save for super bowl. Sunday for the day that you have to go to the grocery store windows didn't have to no no. Here's the thing all. I have to do all i have to do is i can. I can put my ordering online. And then tell them what time i want to go pick it up and pay for it in you. Yes can you really. I will try i can. of course i can. You know you're right. There won't be any lines on that system. Either you know not people trying to and here again. We're talking of You know there. There's a fucking kovin thing going out you know. How are people getting together. I don't even know anyway or are they just you know ordering in well. who knows. maybe we live in florida. They're like avin full-blown barbecues cares carries. Like we're moving there. Everything's open so go. whatever else. They were lucky the debt the game is here in town. Yeah imagine that that that happened just happened to happen. That way going okay. We saw this thing on. hbo how. There's there's a new series coming out about woody allen. Yeah so. I don't know i mean it's some pretty coincidental shit. That's been going on in keeping. If you've been keeping up with the whole woody allen situation and and how i am connected. Whoa here's the thing. If you concentrate hard enough you could. You will it into existence. If i've learned anything from any anime that i've ever watched with enough thought and determination anything can appear before you. it's magic it is magic. It's magic magic. it's termination string power to achieve whatever. So we'll see if it if it's gonna going to implant anything into my brain data leading the woody allen. Thank woody allen. Hey if it happens it happens. You know i mean. There's there's the there's a likelihood i think at this point. I mean it's popping of all around you that's like like if you're a neurologist and your ended numbers you're just seeing that number every everywhere you look. All you're seeing is a little jewish dude. Who who you know stepped out her. It's kind of barry's stepdaughter. That is that's so bad. Hey wait till she was like twenty one. Thanks so eighteen was but he started banners. You don't really know a long time ago. I that's not my thing about to be a nice Multiple multiple part series on documentaries. You think yeah. Yeah you'll find out all about it. Oh yes seattle. So i'll make sure that. I that i really everything with y'all i was a. I got a wig today. And i want to say. Thank you chris for my wig. It's cute screen. I'm wearing now. She want to see it. Yeah like it. I like it to you. Look like you're gonna go meet your lesbian friends at a teahouse no. I'm a barista at starbucks. Are you santa. Barbara santa barbara sure. Okay why not okay. I couldn't think of anything enough. Really portland seattle. I think just weren't coming to my head. Yeah just go. Just go along with that My friend shane were super fans on. That has the double tattoo of me. Stick came by the other the other days in town from ohio and Now it's good to see him. Sure which is nice. I realized that after after you brought it to my attention on mean. I didn't think i was being more spazzy than normal. But you're like you. They're fucking tweaked out crooked. I have become very socially awkward. Like i don't. I don't know how to act around people anymore. Like nervously laugh. And i'll nervously talk a lot. I mean a lot.

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Like i won't shut the fuck up and then i kinda i go too far and i share wait too much. Well i mean that everybody believes anyway that you're gonna share too much. I mean and that's par for the course really. I mean that that's not it was just you get cranky. Elect you want. do you need anything. Do you want me to give you this here. Take this take this. I know you're saying you don't wanna be you want it. You're gonna take it here. Look here's some chips. Here's some salsa. It's it's the maryanne and me. No you were just completely insane. Uh-huh so yeah. And i know how crazy she she cheat. Yeah yeah so you don't know how to interact with people on on a one to one basis anywhere. No not not not iro now act. That's not true. I don't know how were you when you went to the last photo shoot and chat and did the movie and stuff no totally nervous. Like our up okay. But you were nervous about that. You're going to go. do you know what i mean. Yeah yeah more. So than like interacting with the the people yes. Yeah yeah so but okay. That's that's one thing got no you just get get you know what you're excited to see somebody you he. You're excited cease a buddy. Hey girl out. And i just. I don't know. I get all weird. I'm completely different person which i don't. I don't know how to how to calm down. That's okay depress depress. Yes just one at a time and you'll be fine. It's weird weird. Especially since i don't have any feelings like that about anybody i and i've told her this. There's not anybody that i would meet that. I would feel weird talking to. I mean other than do i wanna talk to him like. Is there any reason to interact as i. I mean they're just some dude or some shake just all of emerges fucking stu bag people. That are everywhere. Oh yeah but still. I mean i still get nervous every time before the show before every show i yes i am not good. Oh yeah i was trying to learn my lines and stuff. And then i get a i get a text from the director and the writer saying. Hey we made some revisions the set your whole new script. Okay for whatever. Just get you work and again. That's all yeah. I know bob. Wow katie's favorite youtube channels too. I love it. Who is that again. Ryan said his name green ran. Okay i don't wanna i don't wanna know how much ways or what is she size as either just for the name of the heat suit super. He barely inconvenient. It's always it's always interesting sometimes talking to katie. And she will insert details like you'll you'll look like i don't need to know any. What are you doing executive summary. This shit whatever. I don't care this is i'm trying to use my words. His name was bob shaven francisco. The third We lived on twenty two over pulsa oak lane. Yeah his email address. I color stop it. All right we're going to go to my favorite segment standing by. It might not be porn. He would pink. Kit is appoint katie. One it's time once again for me. Okay no okay. So yeah this is what. Got me all my beeper pop in this week. It's a tough one. That's a tough accent right there. We don't talk like that. Well just say a some accents or would call for for some people have accents. Yeah it really can't go straight fargo. I i don't know how i would deal with. I've never been confronted with fargo. Before like like i still going to suck your cock. Hollywood said i don't like i can only do certain words in fargo after. Make your desk hot dash. I'm what i serve you all my heart. Hodges law oregon. It's not spread water on your guts. Somebody likes that though. Somebody's into it one hundred percent. Yeah there there's some right now jerking off with with maple syrup. Y'all we have a lot of people in canadia. Yes and i. And i ask people yes like you say that wrong. I i know that yes.

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It's not canadia item. Pretty sure that it really is so you don't speak american. You live in a different country. I'm almost. I'm almost millennial. I hear people talk anymore. It's just so. I don't pronounced. We're just going along with the crowd that's all. I'm blaming it on education. Yeah i personally. I like an eighty about. I mean we changed the name of every all of these countries like we don't say the way they say of when you find this out later on would speak to somebody from somewhere and you're like no shit that's how you say you're of. Wow that's not even close. It's not even remotely close. you mispronounced. It no i lived there thrown air. Tell you say no. It's not yeah it is. We'll get that way anyway. I have a born big restricted. I across a video. I kinda. i didn't end up on youtube as well. Okay which is already. That's team because you can't get away with anything on youtube boko usually. I'll skip to the next the next video but this one i just let it play for awhile and you got me into watching. Good mythical morning did i. Yes with rent and link pointed you that action because it's the cheesy kind of that. I know that you would be into one hundred percent. Well the more. I watch it. The more attracted i am to them and there was a video they ran across. They were soaking wet like they were spraying water on each other and then like slow motion and it actually got me very high behind bothered so that that was my my little fantasy crank router. I don't i don't know about you. You know you you hear from other women. And they're like you know having jason momoa fantasies not that you wouldn't however most of yours are gino. Bill maher fucking ten hundred ghetto. Brian bryan holler. I not that. There's anything wrong with the bryant hollered but you know i mean ee. You know. I don't i don't i don't get it at all. I have no idea then. Okay i'm i got. I understand that understand. that tells. big burly i mean. You're with big burly. So obviously i'm gonna say. Big burly is the fucking way to go really move. Yeah it's called out to right if you weren't installation. Anyway i ever. Yeah that's that's that's my kids nearby My bigger the week. There's a there's a new trend in facial hair. It's called the monkey tail beard over having trends and facial hair beers. Well no. I'm just saying i mean you could. You could probably do it. It it starts it starts from one side of your Cybernet and it comes down your jaw line and wraps around like a goatee. The monkey tail beard. Sure i did swabs. Oh you do the hogan mustache on your puss. Broiler ledger furger grow. And then bleach blonde is so you can have like the top like handlebar and have it come down to the lips. Oh have you tried this yet. You really hair to do weird shapes and shut down there. I really don't i mean you really wouldn't see it. I mean you could. You'd have to look at it just because you're you got you baby look at it. Will your hair's light an eugene. Not very harry. Did i say i i love it like i never have to shave my legs fucking awesome people. It's gross you. Can you can buy some stuff on amazon. It's is to keep your nipples hard okay. Its erection gel but made for your nibbles. It's weird they would have that for election. It's it's called. I stay erect act erect nipple. Gels directed rebel gel. Yes this didn't come out november. What do you mean in november in november november for erection a jesus christ but anyway you can get this stuff and it's supposed to be it peppermint flavored if you wanna have something flavored. But it's supposed to completely make your nipples and tickle urologist zones and keep you fully iraq for its. That's like whatever you're you're you're famous mentholatum gels that you like your fucking yeah very segler declared tangalle and the on and the i forget all of the ones on liquid v yes A myriad couple other weird menthol products.

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You put on your your button. I this is the same kind of thing though right. I mean you just methylated your devils pretty much. I think so. It's like you blow on. Yeah pink red to go but icy for you. Oh god oh okay. I see how real quick tell you. Something happened with icy. Apparently someone had used icy high on themselves and we only would win used they they had they had something wrong with their shoulder or something and they rubbed they were rubbing it in. These differ a semi nervous exactly purpose. You're supposed to do with it right. Well we ended up having sex and he didn't wash his hands and he put a condom on and guy on the condo so we started to have sex and i was like. Oh my god. It's burning so what the fuck is e and then. I ran to the bathroom. And i was in the shower. And i'm trying to flush out my kuch and it was a fucking burns so bad it was not fun so remember hot sauce or icy hot or anything like that. Please wash your hands scrub on your nails. And i mean you you know you could have done. You could have tried to not go by the fuck it retirement home for your ass package up edge there. I mean you got some somewhere other than the old man's home i mean. Dip their icy hot up. You know i was katy very. I was young and he played sports. He played vs fall. Okay sure sure had to rub it on his head when it when it got a little humid out. You know what i mean. Well you know. I like them. I like them old. And i need to die because they're really easy to please. Yeah not so much now. Not so much. That's really never been you know why you will. I've never seen you like even even what we were out all the time like older dudes really didn't fuck with you. That often that me they would. But i don't know yeah no no i was jacquards tug it typically news. Now it's just. It's just it's hilarious. Well that was liked that one girl that you had interviewed years ago. The one Poor girl whatever the fuck. Her name was and you saw. You saw a picture of her with her her newest chewed and he he just looked young. We'd obviously he's eighteen. Oh yeah a raquel recall ryan. Yes she doing jimmy. Somethin- was the kid's name. I mean he looked like he was like fourteen years he did. He really like holy fucking tw- inc. This is like seducing my stepmother or brand yes mom signed seems to be raging out of control lately. You know like your family. Oh yeah you see a lot of people. People did what they did. I wonder i wonder if the next rankings. Where where that's gonna end up there. Or i wonder if they're even gonna do rankings anymore hub. Because of the issues they removed a whole bunch of them were. Because they've they love my little schoolgirl. Ones are gonna try to fly a little bit more under the radar there. So they're not so fuck it stick it out like a sore thumb to get wacked off you know to did. Ever everybody's complaining to about netflix. Being like just catering to the kiddie porn. People like that cuties movie and stuff. Okay well now. I mean some of those some of those cartoons like that. Mr creepy one that we saw. I'm here for for a job and he's like. Oh yeah yeah yeah. It's a recently that was like like one of the top ten top ten ones at least on our top ten. I don't know how it works for. Everybody yeah. I recently found out that there was different. Different netflix's or netflix goes in In different countries. Really you just really i really. I really thought everyone was the same. Like oh no. And of course the algorithm rather different. And it's gonna send you different shit like suggest like here. Maybe you want this. And whatever i know that i mean that that's a big thing Being able you can change their stink software that you can run. That will make it. Look like you're from another country so you can log into another country's net flicks 'cause we we had a lot of foreign shit like a lot. So i just i didn't know what you mean foreign shit will. Everything is dubbed over. Got up but a lot of its doug foreign well it depends on how good data spun blake a lot of times. You know if. I'm just at home. I typically don't wanna read a bunch of of dust up to watch movie once in a while i'm okay to it.

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If it's not like a fucking dialogue heavy thing you know what i mean. Yeah that that one like really pretty one food. Asian one that we saw tiger crouching dragon out that one of those. It was a different one. But i didn't have a lot of dialogue so it was really civil war. Yeah yes it was enjoyable. So the couple that i've been following on twitter. They beat. eso couple the hot sauce people. Well the latest the latest one that people the latest one. That i saw holy fuck. And i i have. I have The link that i'll put out to the video at says his whole is amazing. I use my hands and my feet to stretch. Him showed me that she was sticking her. Oh she has her foot after her ankle in his butthole. I have i said jussi the video dead. I did it and it was quite. It was like wow. That's whoa. that's the whole foot-. Because at first i wasn't sure i'm like that's that might be her wrist. Unlike but does that looks awfully large. Your forearm and i'm like that's a put this guy that is a foot you like rear each bucket whole the nair al somebody but if somebody was like really into feet like they realize holy shit that is the best fucking thing ever fuck with your foot wagner with your bud. There's this lady she. She gained a lot of media attention because she she knitted a life sized child and replica of her of her son. Oh i saw pictures of that. This thing is so fucking creepy. Swear to god the kids inside of it. Sure the dumpster. The kid is dead inside of it. He looks like a burn victim. Or who's to say who's to say take really does it does look like a burn victim has to wear those those that has the wear those cloth like coverings over your face in your in your hands and shit. 'cause you know you can't be in sunlight or are you sure she's not like fhu priestess or anything like that. Do you know for sure baby. She's a voodoo priest. it's and ethic. That comes to life for her fat. You know repeats you throw some fucking shit on it and does some sesa magic latin words and bing bong you know pinocchio is alive and what the fuck does she do with it. Whatever she wants. That's just awful to living doll. I don't like that. I mean that's like that's immediate like you have permission to do whatever you want to that date because it just piloting pilot knitting magic so soft wool. It is will have a hard time. Would say anything wrong that somebody does to a pile of knit. You know fucking cotton. Yeah i go ahead. I just looks so creepy though the fuck mida judge but it's definitely sounded like i said the you're bathing in an entire bathtub of all juice for me and that that's not something i would really want to do at all since i really don't like olives completely get it another fetish that i just. I really wanted to talk to someone. That is into this because i have questions i really have a lotta even though and i knew a guy that was into this and i've done this to someone before but i was drinking a lot back then and i only knew what are high and then i did. Whatever i didn't ask questions but it's the people who are into eyeball licking like getting their eyeball looks or licking said. I've all okay. I don't know. I mean yeah no hundred. I've run into people who are into that but it didn't care for you is it. Is it the grossness factor that someone licking your you're licking somebody's eyeball or is it. Is it just. I mean something you'd like. I wanna foreign object as like woah in my i. I don't i wanna know i have. I have questions. I need answers. I mean it could just be forbidden nature of sticking your tongue in somebody's iowa night the people who are in the play. Yeah well that's because they're like you're not gonna like this but then those people were like hey i am well that that in the the the fact that it is filthy kind of thing you know what i mean did. It is dirty a in that. That's i bet that's part of it. You know yeah yeah i. Let's go to an episode enroll thirty four and when we come back our talk about some strip clubs not strip clubs sex clubs sex clubs in new york and some really expensive sex clubs and i suggests man null chilly that so joy young.

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It's time basically and refreshing snack. Texas solar powered bullet is a little is a little sex toy they has been. It was one of my favorites for a long time. You can do a lot of shit with it to the side of your key or to the underside of your chain. Well give you the two of doodo or check and it makes your whole mouth. Vibrate really ought to be. Honest is because you can carry anywhere you wanted to and it was completely portable carried like the same batteries that you would get control. It's got like you knew a crackhead live near. You was because all of the screens all areas of faucets revisiting at one point in time in the nineties. And it's the same thing with you and remote control matters. You like twelve batteries. they just disappeared. They're not even here like they're not just dead. They're just not here again. It's say we have a battery house. Yeah he's scary. We'll give batteries. he's gonna eat me he does. He's attacks they terry scary. I have to keep him on a steady diet of batteries or else he gets really either. I gotta give a battery there. Blow jobs and i'm tired of stuck in his little goblin. Dick god i would rather just batteries suck dick anymore all see that thing. Have the movies really. So no with the show suits twenty. Plus you win the killing naked terms. You feel the biggest cable girl really. When you make into how bush on say mama and we'll come back to katie's world Thirty four studios king acadia radio dot com cast dot net. You can give me on the twitter later at kiki katie radio katie radio dot com kinky katie radio emails dot com facebook. That life i walk. And good at twitter bruce nudity if the if you like mature weirdos mature legally obligated to inform the people of the mileage on the car before you selectivity. Yeah yeah if i had one of those fucking tickers on my pussy. Imagine if every if every girl had you know a little mileage tracker out facts you know. She's like you want to see how many miles it's been driven. I guess and i guess people get all hung up about it but they win if everybody had a ticker on their on their fucking either. They're taking their posey. You know what. I mean right above the then maybe would stop caring about you know american. Somebody's bang some. You know what you consider to be a high number of people. You know what i mean. It's all relative. Well yeah because there's some people that voted six seven people and they're like it's so high. I'm such a scam. I'm like oh okay. I definitely done that in a month. It easily week. Seven okay. but that's that's you're getting into rarified territory if you can pull new ass seven days a week i mean people can do it guys and girls. Yeah all the way around can happen. It can lower your standards. Well no not even that. I don't know some people have game so people want to talk to people get you know they look good. Whatever charming an incredibly attractive. It happens everywhere we we ran into them all over and even for somebody who's really good at talking to people talking them into letting them stick their dicks into them or or whatever they're doing of yes. I forgot where i was going. Ask seven new as seven. They wouldn't even do like shit like that. I mean it's really you're celebrity or something. Possibly there is some people that just got thrown at them all the time they were really. You have to. You have to have periods where you're you're like.

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Hey i do this thursday. Because he was an orgy night. That could happen though. Yes okay stuff like that does happen. Sure sure i mean you could you. Could you know all of a sudden tear out at a weekend. Then you know it doesn't people later. You're like wow. That was a good party. I'm going sex bender about three days to get this all worked out of my system and then did you remember to take your liquid. iv beforehand. so you don't get a hangover over. Oh same thing. it's sore. I have my special is. It's molded to fit to fit nicely. Have one of those clockwork orange jock straps. So you could mount ice onto your swollen snatch an ass as such it down every day son gotta get ready robinson linseed oil stick. I pulled his last night. What hard you're gonna get a hemorrhage o- kind of ask pain if you look up our issue fears ass. It's from what i understand is a horrific thing going on. I don't know what's up with his asshole at all but to a person everybody who seen as assholes like. Oh jesus christ please stop. Maybe it was something unfortunate that happened with a pineapple. Yeah maybe this is not. This is not a by choice thing. Okay well sometimes it. just i mean are what. what's a good look at asshole anyway. He was accidental. I mean what what is good looking at. What what what does it. Good-looking asshole look like have you. Show what what what makes it. Good looking asshole for you. Know i. I like it. I like clean. Plus that would go without saying really well. No because some people like dirty butts I don't like a lot of hair. Okay i i really don't it's a fair critique if you want me to late definitely. I don't any here because i think a lot of that really do is. You're gonna have some. It's harder to get cleaned tomorrow for your grow. I think right yes. Okay smear repeat butter through shag carpet. Really we didn't have to use our description players right there. You could have held pack. Just a little bit could have but did you. Oh god so now you're not holding back because we're shooting video. Hey go okay good you you you you successfully untrained yourself from being trained and that's good. Yeah is it. It is what i'm supposed to say. Should we would do. You shouldn't stop yourself from saying shit that we say i mean really i know is that there's a there. There's an ad that they're put at the salon and it has a really huge letter has what wife doesn't deserve a facial for valentine's day telling you that for years how to god w. deserve a for me baby. Go from you or from this from me baby. where else would you get. We have facial we had the claus. Claus comes closer off on. Your face gives you fashion. You love it. He's like arctic snow as klaus juergen is he or is he swedish. I couldn't tell maybe norwegian lead to beat the both. okay. I don't know he's big and blonde okay. Narrada town could be touch. See there you go some some some cold area. People are blonde hair. Blue eyed whitest white very looking very viking looking okay. Asian okay Joe koi. I usually like his his jokes shit. He boasted a picture of a real place speaking of massages. it's called Missing it's called tainting massage therapy. Wait i'm going to take a guess here before he's up me. Is it somebody who had both legs amputated and now runs track. Now that's a tank. This is teasing besides team. I touch your tainting okay. We'll radio tainting. okay. I mean may- maybe it's just in a different language but that's the same thing you're amputee and you're walking around blades. Now team take the big big thing i said to me. That's still take when i see tainting massage. Say robin tug. that's that's not. The way say teased as on the Filipino posted it. So i'm not i'm not. I'm not saying anything wrong okay.

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Yeah very lowly life really want to bring down so then to bring it back up. Let's go to your favorite segment by standing by and on the news. It's time once again for man. Okay this is all about keeping your nipples hard. So we we talked about that we talked about the nipple the nipple gel well these are ways that you can keep your nipples hard all day tips and advice i have. I have a way already. I would add my mind. I okay okay. What we could do is take your navel. Pull it out a little. Then we take some string and his rabbit around their tight or a rubber band goat. Nuts get out get it around their super tight and so it just fucking makes a bulbous little hem radel. I need you took my guards in and it would look like nichols yard. you know vacuum pump. We'll vacuum puff. Oh yeah we'll get you know a little tiny with mini cups and you will just fill the mini cup. You know seismic quarters of them. I will give her job irs. I life depends on it. Is there a little extreme. Would know what to do. It's a fucking nipple. That's the size of a quarter. Like no way. No how i don't know never seen it. I've never been confronted with one. Not even close. I mean i ooh yeah. That's what i'm saying. I don't know what i would do any time at the nipple itself or the area because if you take the fucking hershey kisses. I'm sure there's some areas you're gonna get in there really. I mean minuscule about when you compare it to the actual net. I think that it's really interesting that when i I used to do the The coming the vacuum cupping for villa due to dude two guys. I made squirt milk. Which is very interesting. Yeah you would see that onto to our on mexican supplements and it's freaked them the fuck out o. R. are gay porn friend to sky was yes. He's here to squirt milk out of his look. Oh so he was but he was definitely on fucking gross at chet four still. I don't even know we haven't looked him up a lot of time. Temp interesting dude. Well back back to this giving your nipples ardell day had my shot. Yeah all right. Well naturally think they say that the nationally make your nipples hard. Are the weather changes in the weather. Put temperature play play. That's definitely your period. When you're on your period indefinitely your nipples are harder and more sensitive which is definitely true. Okay razzle of course when you're fucking horny or you're not telling me anything i need new information here Allergy sometimes allergies k will say will affect your nipples so like. Let's say let's say. I had a peanut butter sandwich. And then i liked me neville. That was allergic to peanut. Butter die it. Will you know maybe a peanut allergy. They die okay. What will slow down here. Slowdown now does the deputy rectal right. Before rigor mortis sets in their permanent. Maybe we say was safe. But what i'm saying is did it work of sure it would. Okay now here's just real quick. And says i can make your nipples artificially hard. Well here we go with some different nipple creams nipple bomb they have ice cube nipple bomb. What did report benedict cumberbatch scheme. I mean yeah you're right. It's almost the same word. Love the anyway whatever. This stuff apparently is like methylated. Bomb that you put on your nipples. And it looks like chapstick. And it gets you nipples hard shed. Caesar's yeah kind of like that but it's not it's katie. What we're doing is we're rubbing creosote on your nipples we call them a horse titties creosote on there. You don't want to get that shit. Yeah is though beautifully decorated utters. I had i had a dm ever that's one. It was fucking gives great. It was a it was a tweet and it was german. And i hit the translate and as you have the most beautifully decorated utters nice tits so then and then he eats at another one.

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It's just so lovely so beautiful. I was like that's awesome. That usually just nice tits and you just ignore it really you know. I mean you're not seeing anybody who's just nice catch. My attention put in a foreign language. Yeah that translate and have it translate into cuter message. Somehow but it's still chicken. Got choked till it. I ed yet. It is still what you're trying to say. Nice tents. yeah. I like your piercings. let's l. o. Yeah oh yeah there. There are people there doozy's they're like they're big. Yeah i know. I got knockers monogamous. All right this other thing is agreements called nip nip nibs for snip nabs negatives. And it's it's like a palm aid for your tits. Okay nibble niebler's which i've tried we've tried and they're they don't taste good and they're just personally tapper. Dan man emphatic coder. So yeah nibbles blah blah blah. They go on and on and on about that. So i mean nothing there you know. I'm not happy with that sure. I'm not the research departments been a little off recently. It really has been now. you can have. We've talked about him briefly Longtime ago. But you can have an orgasm just from your nipples. Some people get. Yeah some some people. Can't well i'm gonna i'm gonna throw in with the with the show notes and shit a link to how you can do this. Okay yourself okay or your partner can do it to you give you an orgasm through your via nipple. Is this like you know the magical whatever that nobody ever really does. I don't know i. I don't know either. I mean you hear like somebody will say yes you can have tantric. Six our orgasms. No problem just watches youtube video. You can think off. Yeah i know and you negative. Yeah i'm can have fun. I'm sure i'm sure it's awesome. Yeah i don't know but they you're just you're really taking these poor people's money i don't i don't really know if you have a good time. It until one hundred percent thing. Yeah so what are you talking about. Plus being in a room of groaning strangers. There's people who definitely be into that. Well and i can definitely say that. We talked about this to the when. I wanna take my rings out they. They are extremely sensitive. And they get lighter without these fucking steel hanging through. So do you like just like pinch them at it. Goes directly to my class. I p p p p just just total fucking morris code graham. I completely know how yours work. I know you do i work. Did you mess with my. Give me like smack in a pinch and like oh. It's matter it's unannounced. We'll yeah like people like no. That's that's not. What girls want parisian out as for every fucking thing. Well it depends on who your way when you gotta. You gotta be like on on on connecting with the person that you're banging so you know you know what i mean. You know what the rules are at a time. Yeah that's that's why like i do that with you and it's not necessarily some sort of an assault you assault me early though. There's definite as you but you you you over exaggerate. These saw your like your job. Is your your fingers up my asshole. When i'm not even near your asshole and i'm on the side of your but she just giving you a little pat heading toward my asshole with a lube finger. Sure sure you know what next time. I'm just gonna i'm just going to go for it. I'm gonna qaddafi you something and just hope it works. You do not have any form of consent at all to do said manure. I'll tell you right now. This is fucking did this documented documented documented. I know people who can edit video. Okay well good yeah wait. A minute runs the editing department. So other editors okay. We'll have to get the footage. Don't confuse you're going to hurt yourself. You have your green hair on tonight. Don't strain the fuck does that mean. Don't strain your hair all right then. My green hair makes me makes me strain okay. So these are these are some underground sex clubs that are in new york city.

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It's not your regular everyday orgy. Tired of the regular orgies them. My saran wrap skirt. Tired of regular lurches. can lord. Okay so all right all right. So what about sex clubs in new york that seems like an odd time to go to sex clubs but hey hey there underground you could be listening to this and several months or a year. And it's it's time to get out and rock out with your kockouts. Someone gots right reach out and fuck someway so this is the place where you these are places where you can go in new york. That's all like But now the secret's out. Because i'm about to tell ya. And they put into an article or you can find shit several thousand people that will know now twenty year all right so there's the skirt club okay and there's actually various locations of this place and it's it's for women only. Oh i second. I thought it was like a mumble rap club a mumble now Ended on the second of skirt. No no this is But this is women. Women only ask for bisexual or vicarious females to come and hook up okay. What if you're just struggling. I really wanted much box. Can i'm unsure vice sexual. Only i don't know i mean that. Seems like a weird thing to be able to check for you look way to chani. Can't come in way too fucking much. No see what we don't know when you join the b. q. Seventeen thousand other things. You get a special card to you and it says you know it's like those medical bracelets told you what you are like what you have okay. What you're into and shit so there's absolutely no questioning like i have my. I thought that's what my papers other nato lots that they injected with the vaccine instant i god and people are so retired. Can weezer be jewish lanes or be or all of those. It makes me laugh so hard so hard all right now. There's the sex hacking play lab. Yeah this this this one acking. What are we talking about taxes so self-proclaimed combo that this guy put together it's to it's to help people find new new ways to to do shit like i need help fingering so i go to this place and i can hook up with some random person. It's like you little coach you through it. Yeah that sounds like like alabama pool hall. Their action minett. That's right that's that's A few weeks ago we talked about the alabama law that that well at least was at one point on the books that a lady was allowed to settle a billiard game. Bet With sexual favors or yeah but our corner pocket ah-ha for not him no anyway anyway others. Another one's called killing kittens killing kit. Why the underground sex club beaten up pussy up ken. Lincoln's okay but they said i'm still in into by vicarious ladies club really scarred clad to really look at 'cause i wanna know who's working the door and how do they. How do they decide that. You're by i'd i what if i don't know i don't know i thought it was lesbian but i'm thinking about trying to find phoebe cates attractive. That's a weird place to go if you're lesbian and you're thinking about trying out a day and you go to the bisexual i know. That's what i'm saying the by sexual club thinking debt. Hey it's where bisexual. Maybe i can pick up some take their and realize there's no take care. There is is fake rubber packer. More gift to the badge. I got o'hare a strap it on duty like but this killing kittens place is a is a high end hedonistic pleasure dome but hedonistic eating a pussy. And it's just like it's just like regular socks clubs if you don't know that don't usually it's you can be. If you're single you can be a female and couples only like. You can't be a single dude. going in. there is doozer creepy. Let's just how is due to sex clubs are super super super agree we. Oh my god you have to be in the mood. You have to be in the mood to go to an unknown like if it's a club that you know in yeah other people. Didn't you know people clear what you go to an unknown club somewhere and just rock out was your walkout the ad that that was always interested but then again i mean but it was fun though because when they see new people.

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It's it's an immediate. Let's go fuck with them now. Let's feel these people out now. The torture them okay. Flower you could try. Go ahead shot. That's why that's why it's always. It's fine it's fine. who are you talking to anyway. Where'd you chaperone. Where's your husband. Where's hammer that's right. It's worth over yet really. I was a bunch more. But we're gonna get outta here for the. Don't wanna hear more cool sex clubs finish. You started them more about where to go. If i'm in new york there is the naked show the creaking cave creek in a cave. That's that's just a club. They do like called the naked show. They comedians do stand up on stage and they're their own talk naked. It's like a what's nuts He goes yeah he does the naked roast or whatever at. That's what it is sure. I assume it's something like that when i'm donkey. You know goto sex club You know. I want to be able to bag you banging little somewhere. Probably use what i'm going to be looking to do. I think yeah. Yeah yeah yeah normally. Maybe they're not. They're not all that kind of sex club either though. No they're not. I mean if you aren't going in their lives you know okay. But i'm saying most doesn't mean that you go into you're not going to go in there and this is wide. Shot every nicole. Kidman and tom cruise like these places are our membership required. Because i'm sure a lot of where they are. I let them do require memberships l. But then but but if you wanna do like a like a guess visitation. They always do the they do. Where you go in and you you sign some paperwork and then you pay a certain fee and then you can go for the name. Do whatever the fuck you on it. It's usually like one hundred bucks or something get depends on what it is. I mean it's always more for me where they would let you in But they always wanted to charge me and the weird thing is what you don't realize. Sometimes we go to those places. You could completely haggle. You know we're not really weird until you wit. You've seen me do it and when you see me do it. You look at me. Like duchess fucking works. I like oh you just. You just told them. Hey i get it. You'd rather have her in here the me but check it out you give me something off and you get her in there and trust me. It'll be it'll be and then they just sure let's do this. Come on in. Let's let's just come in drink because you're obviously going to drink a lot. Yes oh yes. And i am going to do. We are jet yes. We're going to get people to stay because they want to watch the weird shit that we do so they're gonna drink party so really party. I'm just saying it will be a guaranteed party and you should just let me in. And it'll be awesome one time and then they they never forget because the very next time they're like no we know who you are school. I remember you from last time. It's like i don't know we've been. Oh that's great. You see the security film foot. No now i shall. We can leave some things mysterious. Sorry with me that in in if you've ever taken somebody to read out the nav never been around a sex club before it's always kind of it. I opening experience for but that is kinda fun though it is i do. I do sometimes take take new people especially bits like a regular spot it just kind of walk away from a little bit you just a little bit of abandonment you know just just walkaway frappes actually know anytime we've ever brought somebody to a sex club it's always just been on like fuck that there's somebody here yeah on come here for. Why are you in my pocket. I don't know where to go. Just you don't have to fucking be stuck to. Jesus christ you go venture author people everywhere looking to do strange things with strange people. Can i watch yes. They're doing it right there. I mean you could always ask them like. They're not like a fucking zoo exhibit. You could talk to these people. You know that right. It's not really like you're not really. Not practicing. coitus interrupt tests. Your i mean which is kinda weird too people would talk to you while things were actually can which is odd way. You're having a conversation with you. I'm on top of a speaker. Box upside down. I got my legs in the fucking air. You're going down.

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I mean our my box and people are coming over trade to like cool. So what are you doing like can can you not. That's pretty obvious. Yeah no. I meant like after i. I always liked this weird interactions because it just made me laugh i or or when you know somebody. Some somebody who didn't want said weirdness to happen would try to shut it down and universally people around you do. what are you doing. get the fuck out of here. I wanna way you need to leave. Yeah we're we're having our own thing you don't have to be here at all. Yeah no no no you just walk away anytime that you do to get a little weird said you were gonna fuck shows completely different from the eleven o'clock show trust me and if they make it to six. Am that's a whole different ballgame together. As well i mean in here again. Though that's in south. Florida to people are like more except i don't know what it's like at other places in the country. I'm sure you know stuff like that and tanna and be a little different. I don't know. I don't know but who knows like if you have patty the daytime hooker that everybody knows and fucking You know branch whore. Top of the mountain montana of everybody knows patty the daytime hooker anyway. So whatever. Maybe it doesn't matter. I don't really know all i know is south florida one hundred percent. You know what. He really didn't know what he stopped you from doing. Anything anywhere usually now oddly enough. Yeah it's kind of mind blowing really yeah anywhere. We're getting getting out of here for the week because Ready to go so i owe. Everybody has a wonderful rest of their weekend. we month. Whatever the fuck you doing and make sure that you check out the youtube channel and you can even go to king cab radio dot com and gets merch via c. Check out of youtube. They're getting better. Every time. I swear every single thomas best area is oh my goodness gracious you so you have anything else. Negative no all right. Well yeah tonton does anybody does.