Kinky Katie's World #342 Grudge Sex

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So apparently you either job at your finger to it or when you stick it inside you can pour water down it like from the fos said can come down the luge and slide up your garage. Apparently not only flushing out like a douche but also giving you the warm and fuzzies calling it to cut lose katie leisure doing all right now. We're doing body shots off to lose anybody wanna come through a hole in sheet. Hey mazda going down to the corner to go to the cartilage. I wanna get a bagel for the weekend has landed. All the exists now is clubs drugs. Popes and pies of four hours off from the world. Man i'm gonna blow steamer on my head like a screaming kettle. I'm going to cut shit too strange his own life. I'm going to lose the plot down floor. The free radicals inside me a freaking on tonight. I'm to volta three a. I'm going to never neverland my chosen family mind. We're gonna get more spiced out than meal on strong. Avedis anything can happen. Tonight could be a personal life from the seventy three quick buck per and the monkey and now live from rural studio. I bring you a girl that wants you to see boost so badly she is willing to get thrown off of every social media platform to show you cheese your host the one the only eat kinky katie low. Hello and welcome to the show this is. Kate is growing number three forty two host katie in with me as always is my manly man with the farmer's tan absolutely let's covered by mr c. Yeah oh the farmers can't anymore. I think i have Conquered it with Use of sunscreens. Well on one side of habitat. You've cover tech. Well no and not only that. But since i use sunscreen. I've pretty much erased except for my neck like literally my head and my neck my head and my neck is the only thing with any kind of a non pasty colorado. Well you don't look funny naked. So i don't know what we're talking about farmer tan through an accusation out just. I wanted to clear the air. That's all. I just like to keep you buried up to your neck. So it's one of my little cases that's how i liked to torture you. We we we. We play sad hill. Captive On sundays sometimes Sometimes i wake up. And i'm outside buried up to my neck in a sandpit or we go out to the beach and it's like You know do you trust the tide today. You hope you can or whatever it is that you have to do something. I lost track. What's going halfway there. that's all right. Oh my god all right so we are coming to you. Live from studios radio dot com radio cast dot net. Yeah oh my god. We've got boobs smut and rants. That trail off into god knows where they're going to go but that's part of the fun. Sure fun. i like it. We've been getting. We've been getting more fan mail from women really good for them. Good for them empower yourself. Listen to some smut. That's right tony. Funny shut up. Oh you know you're funny. Everybody tells me because they want to do dirty things me okay. No you're right there. There wouldn't be any females. That would want to do anything so you either. I didn't say that okay well. I'm just started out there. I do dirty things as females too. I don't know how many of the female listeners are. You know it's a similar gig. You know what i mean is it. I don't know that's what that's what know. Thirsty other females would say. Did you want a bang you. That's the only reason he talked to you. Kitty tell it. You thought a rob moths or whatever they do. Just kidding everybody so My strange dream kind of Not having but my my run. It's just it's been it's been going on and you're looking at it my latest. Yeah your your latest. What are you having another celebrity. I had a. I had another celebrity very very explicit dirty dream explicit Yes at this time. This time it wasn't it wasn't woody allen. Okay just it's common it someday. I am it it.

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It's there it's already there. It's not happening. You said it yourself. I mean you just said the words. I didn't even say this time. I mean not not only were you. Were going to go up that okay. Sure would you just. I'm i'm taking up a little space in there. That's all or woody allen's taking up a little space in there anyway but it but it was was an older man okay It was a bill maher. I had a. I had a very. I have three dream about bill. Maher because i we haven't seen in a while and it finally came back and i i don't even think fresh in the my i dunno email but Yeah but i had. I had a very dirty dream. You really are like wobbling you know. You're wobbling closer to woody allen can't just like it's like a car tyre like her around and you like your fucking direction you really. Are you know some day. Now we're we're totally going to. It's totally going to happen. I mean you. You know it's inevitable at this point ivan playing enough woody allen thought in your brain to make you have a sexual fantasy about a man who why would you ever have a sexual fantasy about. You know like it is. It is so far out there of an idea to let you know to conceive let alone to an act and and you know kids you get to watch. It happen week by week. So i'm just saying. I'm just saying you know how it happened. And i'll be shaking on camera. Just just a makeup all smudges kinda biting my fingernails. It'll be great. I can't get clean. It's gonna be awesome when it happened some day so bill. What were you doing with bill. Mehar what was going on there We were in my old bedroom at my parents house. Ok go on instead of so you were like a teenager. No i was. I was grown grown growth adult regrowed growed okay all grown up okay and instead of i grew up in the water bed but it was a regular bed but at the same headboard it was soft sided waterbed. Yeah okay so he ended up coming over and we. We were just like imbed and getting high. Okay being like silly and and being silly just like laughing kind of played around in that we we're fucking fucking is given. i gave him a blowjob. You're just like yeah yeah allergic. He's he's he's he's getting closer to little scrawny dude kind of whiny. I mean it's all it's all together. It's okay they have been little scotty news lately. I mean domestic. When you're having dreams like that is you got to lean into it rubbing you gotta you gotta find out what it is in your head that you're because obviously you're trying to get something out so you might as well just just explored a little just kind of lean into happening there injury. I did. I tweeted out too. I said well. I said this morning. I had a very i said last night. I had a very explicit dream. And i tagged him in it. I'm sure he's right on. I'm sure he is wrote on the staff on it right. Try to contact you. Of course speaking of contacting in the last show we talked about that one toy The baldo baldassare baldo surveilled. Where where you. There's like a ahead of a fake dick. That goes a roger. Ball's too so you can do dp with your dick. But he calls to but thought he was a dutch prints. Sir baldo completely taking something cer- baldo that he was swiss set from belgium. Well what about. What about the baldo. What i got this afternoon at eleven twenty one. This morning was an email talking about having an interview with the ball. Sex person he made this. Oh the inventor of the ball better. Okay joe awhile ago around to their well because of the created of the thing young. Leave me alone. Did who invented the weird bullet looking thing yes you. They sent me an email this morning asking like. Hey here's some shearson information about the the guy who owns ball sacks and who the inventor of bald ow and that's a that's a top yet right there.

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I mean that's that's that's a good getting the adventure of the bald. Oh are you kidding me. This shattering davis to okay him to the infamous. The infant. okay. So so we get. We talked to jerry. Hey you're nuts. Watch you make you make the micro pin so micro pini. Why didn't you give me a bulbous end. So i could stick it all up and it would stay up in there. 'cause then you so my nuts kind kinda like i would have the goat from the back at all points at time because i have your thing wrapped around my nuts and then shoved directly in my asshole like it would be better if it was flange in bulbous jude. You have a part two coming out. Is there a second version. We need to point out that needs to be an update already popular nuts and like ben wa balls bloop bloop. Well if you if you remember from last week you know nubby slot put your nuts through the slot like a big rubberband and it's got enough on the end. And then you stick that nub up to keister like doesn't it was. It went from bullets style. So it was like you know conical at the top down to like just fat and then and then you're you're not yes you know when you data your ass right. It's coming right out it. Is it me is it me or is it not gonna stay right in the where you want it. You know it's just gonna keep look it's just gonna keep it out and you're gonna get really frustrated. 'cause you're trying to you. Take you take a piece of rope when you even feed it through and then tied around like a belt. Okay so you wear some kind of harness or or you just make the end of serve all instead of just at the top and then down to just flat you know put a bulb on it put a little a little taper back in and then that way you're not going to be directly coming from your would almost look like you sneezed your balls out of your asshole because you have your nut so it'd be way back there now and from the front you would almost present unique and and you aren't even you aren't even touching the market that you you would have in transgender people. Try to hide their nuts. When they're dressing as lady pre up they would basically that would allow their nuts gigantically. Yes but at least this way the nuts are already talked pretty tight to the asshole you know what i mean right up there and then you know you slow you slide the sausage down between the beans gaff tape that shit up a boo if thought about this quite a bit because that seems to know i thought about that right now. That was exactly what i thought about it right right now. Try it later. No a negative but we already went through sunday. S sunday activity okay. We'll take you back. Okay terry there's there's really there's a couple of main reasons a co ed. Hey no we do not have baldo No but we've okay. Well let me finish. I'm not telling my reasons we don't have uboldo and be no in and number three. Fuck you fuck no no by. We already said. I'm not putting shit around my nuts. It's completely reasonable fucking thing. It's reasonable at this point. You know it has. I don't want them to pop off up to say it it can happen. We never thought it could happen. We we didn't believe it but we now we are one hundred percent. Sure that yes you can pop nuts directly right off of you and you really didn't intend to look you're plucking for i mean and it really did not take nearly as much force as you thought it would take. No no. this is my point so although this toy you know it doesn't seem like that would happen because of the way it's kinda design. What also has those as the rings that are kind of like the the silicone wedding bands. Those rings yeah exactly. I mean so. It's that kind of thing. So it it would be harder. I think to pop your testicles off of you sure seven well because they somebody's gonna miss us. It is gonna do okay all right well. There was a There's a couple that i follow on twitter. Okay and he's the one that has The piercings down his all down his ball sack. Okay with the barbells connecting the connecting. them like. he's he's got a ladder going from the head of his dig all the way down through his ball sack to the fucking anus there. It looks like it. Looks like you cut off half of a revolver Report where you put the bullets.

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There's like eight or nine of them and that lines from the bottom of shaft all the way down his balls okay. Pr piercings anyway. We'll by revolver but like he had the bar is going through it all the way the head of his talk all the way down underneath right has two metal plates on each side. They're holding the metal plates together. Yeah it's it's pretty intense before anyway. We'll got pictures and all stuff because they put it out on twitter. How many calls can you put into a cock before you get to the center. The world may never we cheat. We keep i mean. We have known several people who have dozens of piercings and they're cocking malls. Oh yeah several. Even some that have removed their dick. And and you know what it is to the fake about people who have who have like some very bizarre things like that going on downstairs is they completely wanted to share with everybody. All was reduction. Yeah it i gotta check it out. Go see this thing. Surrey's ten pounds lab. Sounds like clink. Like you just like a janitor. Dropped their keys not to mention when you start putting holes in certain things sometimes would you would. Up things go where they fucking go like. You know what. I mean pearson. How i i've been told that you could have like a really sprinkler. There at the euro that could be very very advantageous for peeing on the shoe of the guy next to you. Be careful with the trough like at arenas and stuff pack all right so anyway so about this couple that i was telling you. They're the the latest video and i have. I have the clip to it. So you guys will be able to see it. I will. I will share it with you. Guys only generally. Yeah def definitely can't put it on the youtube channel brea He is The husband who's definitely the slave is bent over A box or whatever. And he's getting caned is getting caned but after she after he's well picked up and like skins broken she rubs it down with hot sauce got a bowl of hot sauce resting on his back on the on his lower back as she's doing it and and sometimes jesus so i startled me ride for the noise. Yes so then she. She has a little dish sitting on the small of his back and then she dips or handed inserts. Rub it into in his ass. That's all beaten up. Oh okay. I lost track. A survey basically severe type stuff is going on but not to be put in way. I don't know what's happening here. Tie-down rubbing stuff caming bolt piercings. Not only does she rubbed the hot sauce on the ass but then she takes it and the dips home her fingers in like your dipping guacamole your fingers and the shoves it in his but okay you know you know you know i. I have a feeling you're just trying to intimidate me is what you're trying to do. I do try to scare me aren't you. I don't wanna put hot sauce up here ass. You seem very very interested in the hothouse at the asshole. No i just very interested. I just couldn't believe that she did it. You could. we'll i can't totally believe it. Yeah yeah. I believe it straw. You just wanted to share it with me. Find an excuse to share the fact that that somebody's getting some fucking coast feffer of what could happen. No negatives that's now order to bomb noth- away ago but chugged above. Okay you know a very adverse to a stuff that of a severe danger yeah negative. Oh my gosh. I think well on that no. Let's go to my favorite segment. Stay by creating by eight. Might not be the porn. You would pink. Kit is appoint katie. One it's time once again for okay. So what's been getting me off. The has been grudge fucking now. What grudge fucking i'm. i'm mostly talking about. Just people are fighting at. She's getting intense and they're just really arguing with each other and then all of a sudden it just turns into just animalistic tear it at each other. Just just gross slobber. Fuck fast okay. You don't care all right we'll see you're coming back around. Cyclically you're you're coming back around to the more you know not exactly.

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You're just talking about some see what happens juicy. How that rolls last week. You were all concerned that that your brain is going to be soon just wanting to see infants slaughtered like that you are eventually going to be like wanting to just watch snuff and now you're you're kinda like oh no you know when you get an argument and you got that that grudge buck going. I cried fuck fuck. Yeah like together and maybe broke up and then then then maybe the next week you hit each other up when you were drunk. And they came by three in the morning. And the buck come over to get your stuff because you're moving out like fuck you fuck you what are you. do you bet this just descendants. Yeah coming up against the dresser. Pretty common scenario time no Yeah xs xs have been known to do that through the history of mankind. Yes i know so you're okay. That's so bad it's not. It's not next next thing you know you'll just be next week you'll be like watching fucking the office or something going no. I just really like like what's his name in there. I just wanna digital to him. I watch bill hater. Talk for a little while for some reason. I wanted to see woody allen movies. I don't know why can i call you bury. We'll be back. Look at me with google. Okay hater okay. There you go. Oh we moved right along. let's okay. I want of porn while was still on it before we got. I wanted to say congratulations to genie. Silver as node as long jeanne silver. She's to do porn every chief worn. Abc porn she regular porn. But yes her. Her leg was every one of her legs amputated from the knee down and She did a lot of porn back in the seventies. Yeah every time you seventy s if you see a lot of the old photos from from the you know the savvy knees of empty born like the major player dr. She is being inducted into the avian hall of fame right. Congratulations or like cited. I wanted to say and she's she's doing Her it's all done You know like zoomed in a call. So she's She's doing it tonight. Second getting dressed and getting ready for tonight. Well it's definitely one of what at one point in time was my one of my favorite john. Report was ritchie point. For yes for sure and we always what's going on there. That girl is in up to her. Elbow is she. Oh she's a she's got fucking. Oh god what are you gonna do. What are you going to do with that numb. I if i had enough. I try to show it in somebody you know. Yeah no for sure you would. I mean he tried. He tried to shove a you. Know other things into people anyway Yeah let alone. If you had something tapered at the end of your hand you know you especially since you know you might as well like look at the positive side because you have no choice really turned lemons and eliminate. That's right that's right. that's right like you know. The duty lost his nuts. He doesn't have to worry ever again about getting kicked in the balls. And how fun would he be two completely fuck with. People will put into something like oh. Please help me help me. Like wow you straight with the help me help not just with the quake bang stuff just getting. I take it a little bit further. Clark them cry for help. Yes okay that seems a little severe fake blood and everything you know. If you're going to do a practical joke. I mean you might as well go hard might as real hard i laugh interface for feeling bad that somebody lost it are how dare you feel about that. I probably live probably make china. Make up something cool if it happened because i know like maybe something really stupid like tripped cat. You're right you would be. How did you lose your which has happened. Just stepped on the cat in the kitchen and put my hand into the fryer my god. I'm sorry so you tonight. You're like out of control. I had i had wound up. Way too tight. I have my my legs up. My fingers were dangling just between the gap in my in my thighs occur and nerb came up and he fucking he. He snagged my finger. Okay it up a okay okay.

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Anyway so what was i talking about. I don't know right now you screamed. I'm not sure i well. I forgot it was like there was a ghost in the house or something on now. So this toy. I got from From my amazon wishlist. It's by of walkie pronouncing that right or you. Were born right before nineteen eighty. So of course you're saying it wrong. It's from a different country. I don't know the language. what are you doing anyway. I'm i'm talking about i got. I'm okay okay. So there's a story that was said to me it goes up the pussy and it goes up and down and then this part. There's a part that sticks out in front of it that's supposed to be for your quit that vibrates and there's a remote control while their shows. There's little pamphlet inside that shows. You like different positions and stuff what you could do with it. And it's all in in japanese but anyway so i tried it out. I thought it was really cool. So thank you very much for it. But i also found out now. Is there remote control with it. But we have these party lights in our living room and the The party light remote control works on the sex toy. No i know who are nothing. Nothing but Yeah no i. I was just being lulled to sleep for. Oh gee i'm sorry. Well maybe you had a standard walk around for a little bit. We can go to an episode rule. Thirty four. there was a there is. There's a way better story involving that you you basically had. It plugged in in the kitchen. You gotta plugged into catch in. We are watching television. And as we're walking watching television y- you know you'll turn the lights on or off with this little remote control And anyway you hear this noise like what the fuck is that noise. I'm like it's fan in the bathroom. Whatever later on in the evening you go into the kitchen because that's the place for new billows to me is sitting on the kitchen counter but you from over the counter you like. Oh my god. I figured i know he's well like it's it's fucking dildo like remote control for the lights. Works the toldo. Yeah well you know whenever it happens. Let's go episode rule thirty four and when we come back we're going to have a new tits man and we're going to have some Some future plans that. I like to discuss but Yeah doing view yum. It's time basically and refreshing snack. I relaxed to think they ended up. Not weird you're not alone not alone because there's hundred lots of of psychopathic ladies and men such as yourself and enjoy watching people get fucking infection. Squeeze out of their skills. That's not psychopathic okay. You don't think so. It's never like some kind of weird pornography. I see on your computer. Would you think you'd think you absolutely did. It would be strange more seeing computer. It's not. It's always some kind of pus extraction of something. Big sis being an seems like the low quality ones. It looks like they were shot. You're out grainy show at a self. Oh yeah that's way three doing this kind of thing. Yeah like this really should be done by dr the okay street lanes st street or metrology. They roll up with the mystery. Van get out. We're going to extract some shit out of your body. We're gonna go down. We got the f. d. a. v. Line right there about fifteen people right here line today it can they do it like like they just roll. Like i'll give you fifty dollars off your feet boils. We'll pay a lotta. I know you've got some your ass. Ninety here is not of lived up to barrels. Let me debuted at no came to change shape. Trinkets back. Fuck fuck motherfucker. Fuck of if not coming back with bill rich and welcome back to kinky katie's world reports studios radio dot com and radio cast out.

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Oh god be sure this is an old one. It's been around for a little hot. Minute has had a hawk. Forget who is always links for it if you go to the website fightblindness and you can figure out what the song was if you want to. And if you want to get in for me and get me a twitter at kinky katie radio duck kinky katie radio radio dot com katya radio gmail.com facebook on after the twenty seven fat life and good remain youtube. Radio check it out videos join could they are definitely worth watch if you're a regular listener and we all have worked youtube worldwide. If you're are listening to me now right now whenever you are you can go to youtube and you can see me as i talked to you. Yeah and our natural environment aka the studio aka the dining room. Where are the cats are free. Yes yes cage free cat. We have free roaming cats cats free-range cats we don't like confining them except for house plus plus we all know you really can't stop no. It's really difficult to stop me from doing anything you know i the other day someone was talking for or else it just made me. Maybe think about when i was younger. How was always so fucked up to talk about legs embarrassing to talk about masturbation. No jews in touch resolve. It's it's like fuck. Yeah i'm like. Here's how exactly how i do with what not just that. I mean anything you know. Any of that kind of shit was definitely way were closed off as every decade you go back a bit more tighter and tighter yet. You know what i mean like like. You couldn't tell not only. Could you not talk about masturbation. You couldn't talk about anything really no one hundred percent. Well there's a. There's a finnish band the addresses like dinosaurs and finish finland. Yes you got it yes not. They're finished band. I got confused. Get there's finished band or done. They broke up a while ago. Well they they've they play heavy metal songs for kids and their and their hit only in finland gas only in finland they swedish death metal will sparingly. So the baby's finnish death metal aseholders. A subtle difference sues the right to sleep. I'm sure katie would be able to pick out the difference between finnish. Death metal and swedish death metal pro. I'm sure we we would get it right away. Absolutely be easy god. Let's go to your favorite segment step by steady buyer boobs in and on the news. It's time once again for man. She's new those of you. Who are listening. I put a graphic Video element play by katie. When this fires off so now she has big kaya pair of tits bouncing behind her. Yeah they're nice tits chad and seen it. You know i hadn't. I hadn't seen it yet all of a sudden the corner of my eye to focus moving around jug lease so when you go to youtube you see these bouncing movies. Big old bubis okay. So the tits man that i have all care alleged air. This week sean. Donahue of gator blame introduced the blade films made several moves with yes. Okay that there's big things are coming with this woman. He doesn't reveal her name but he showed her picture. Her fake boobs are absolutely massive. I can't even believe. I showed you the pictures. Basically what you're saying is a girl that you're you're probably going to be doing working with has absolutely gye enormous hooters. So we thought it might be was chelsea charms. Okay but. I looked her up. Okay not her her tits or even bigger really yes. She has a whopping hundred and six one hundred. Sixty four triple x.

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Ooh that's like using damn there's no fucking word for that cocktail straw ex there you go. Oh hey extra thick anyway. Well she's now. Lou crazy fucked up thing is it says Her page like in her bio that she's only had three augmentation to get. Yeah what does that. I don't understand like how. How many steps should it take to get to monster. Godzilla cise hitter. I mean adding more than three to stretch the skin properly. But here's the deal. What do we know. do that. Shit and one. We'll the first that would be impossible. Your skin does not just skin doesn't stretch like latex. hey you know we'll we'll oil it up with linseed oil beforehand. It'll it'll be just fine. S right well. You cbd stretch stretch your girl little stroll stretch. You'll be fine her that one. Well here's the thing. The first time she went the first occupation into a double d okay. I don't know what she started with but she went up to double d the second one. Where do you think she went for number two said she had threes us. Probably getting the Those are some big hooters. Close devil h hi there. That's really not that bad. I mean yeah. H biggest puck but still h double h is a hell of a lot smaller than triple x. Series thing whole lot smaller. Oh smaller mcquarters. So here's the thing. The first you the double d and the double h she had silicone. Implants they heavy. These massive spray foam testicles sheets. The medical silly string spray foam spray foam. Just movies polit polyurethane polypropylene string anywhere pro pro profiling and i mean these. Things are absolutely fucking jars. These each tit waste thirty pounds. God and that's with the string. Oh yeah oh. I wonder how soft they are. Not they probably feel like one of those chea- being leg you gravity's the order online. That's just filled with styrofoam boxes. Just like fucking pop. Up book god pops out like a little cockpit has a lung foreskin. Well i'm gonna. I'm gonna show see some pictures at the moment and then i'm sure guys'll be no it's our stretch i just our. We see that that and she also says she does back exercises and they don't cause her any pain because they are made of silly string that that massive size to a. You're just like why. Why did you why why. I'm really scared that i'm going to get into plane crash and i need a flotation device. Though you know safety. I i i bet they would be floaty if they were some kind of spray foam action. I would imagine that would be a flotation device. Somehow it's like they're kind of steve. Now i've looked up with what the strings do because in my mind what i was thinking is like that spray. Foam stuff okay. Cracks spreading expands. Yeah that's what i was thinking. What this stuff is. Yes but actually. It's not it's not now come on. That's so much fun of thought that they just went on to home depot and got two big gap filler and just flat. Big gap filler. Made a little slit put it in there and just pump them right up which maybe swisher a little to form up while they fucking well. They firm up. You know like plato here. He here's here's what it really is. It is it is like silly. String okay but it's meant to irradiate the inside of you to cause inflammation inflammation that causes liquid buildup and stuff like that. Oh okay so oh yeah. It's kinda gross. But wow it's your own mind really what you're doing is you're inflaming your hooters. Yes you're inflaming your hooters to get to these filled with fluid. We're going to call it. These are not photoshop. These are movies so chelsea charms check it out. You want to question if you wanna see one hundred sixty four triple x. y. And people are there are. There are definitely people listening right now. That are like i am telling that.

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Are you kidding me. I fucking love her. She's going to be my next life. I stuck her every day. So fucking bits of a member on her patriotic. I'd her onlyfans cheers top-tier. You don't understand. I know everything about her. She is totally awesome. I seventy five thousand dollars bud. Well i'm sure she does. I would love you to. I love you. We love you all. Oh my god all right. So that's that's my tits man for the week. Hit hit man. i i think this is. This is really funny. There is a There's a restaurant called the purple cow. Okay go on in the in the in the women's restroom but they have a they have a big poster like next to the toilet of this like really hot chisel guy okay. And they have a little plank over his crotch area. Yeah so it's like censored out right but it's just like taped there but if you lifted up to like take a peek to see if he's really naked under there okay. Here's a big buzz. Noise can be heard throughout the whole restaurants. Everybody so so as soon as you leave. Everybody knows what you did and you have to do the walking back to your table better yet. They should take a picture of you like when you're on a roller coaster like right when you did it your face. Oh that'd be awesome. That'd be really posing for it. I know yeah i looked. It wasn't worth looking. It's really small up. Sorry there's this florida man. I swear to god if beaker the muppet was a human florida man to okay. He's a neighbor shocked picture in a minute. He's thirty seven years old. He's arrested for kidnapping twenty seven people and forcing them to play yahtzee for thirty hours. Kids seven like he trapped him in like a bingo hall like trapped or whatever fucking trap him in there and they cut the kidnapping because he would let him go and forced to play ozzy. So who on the game. I don't know but let me show you. Let me show you who. Jesus is a you. That's not beaker. Is one angry fucking redhead right there. I mean that is like children of the corn redhead. holy jesus holy jesus. That's pretty extreme fucking mug shot right there right. Bushy eyebrows too. Scary going on there and he's already. He's a ginger but his eyebrows like white blonde and he's got like that that that dumb and dumber mushroom head fucking care. Cut like like he's a beaker elongated head coach. You know typically. I don't like making fun of the wave. Seventy looks but he. He's he's gotta know he already knows. We're not telling them anything. New have friends. i want friend. Y'all gonna put yahtzee month. I'll be your friend man but you know of them not playing yahtzee and you look funny and i might make fun of you sometimes. I'm sorry i just. I don't know if i could've taken him seriously. I mean nobody's leaving everybody staying ray year till you. Now i'm getting angry. Replay yahtzee yahtzee badge fucking yard. Playing died not play with definitely would laugh my ass off you know over to thought it was funny as fog but i wonder like what did he like. Fuck fucking who's your something. How did he keep them. Just sounds like dude. Probably just locked the door and said i got the key. I'm not letting anybody out there playing with being like it's it was probably i have a bomb strapped to me. You going to do this all going to die. I'm sure most of the people inside. Were pretty sure nothing was going to happen to any of them. There's just like what the fuck is this kid to in. What what's bob could keys. Jesus fuck where we're not playing with. Do it's like well if you're keeping us over this amount of time you know. Can we order some pizzas. I mean for fuck sake were sometimes.

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They stack kidnapping charges on top. I mean who knows. I'm trying to find an excuse for the weird looking kid. That dude looks fucking weird. He's got to live life like that were shot. He's going to have to go to fucking prison like that. he's. I'm aware you like lipstick. Pitch save me. I can't even imagine. I can't imagine what what happened to that for. You come and you know what. I mean if you're having you grew up like this. Obviously he's making choices anyway because his haircut and he's kidnapping twenty seven people to play yahtzee decision-making not is not his thing so like in prison. I i have free looking for and they anyway he may he may be a tough kid is what i'm saying like. I'm sure that kids got his ass kicked ways from sunday. And he's going to be one of those kids you beat on and they just look at you like what what you could keep me laughing at you and gushing blood. Yeah those are weird people telling. You always creeps. You out does so. I ran across. This was moto beaker style. This fucking like fucking quasi moto mark mark it comes you like this Jesus we're gonna run into them easier to fuck you to lock me up for that that charge. Dick's let's say you're gonna wish you only thirty six hours. We're going to play monopoly know. Why would we do that like i. I'm always top hat. It's like how about how about i leave you with a set of rules on what to do on my turn and i'll just leave my money out and when it comes to my turn look at my rules. You just look at my rules. If i lay on something and i could buy. I buy it. That's it and i just keep going out until whatever somebody role for me screw you let me know how shit about in about a flow chart with like ten different stabs. That's it you're done. I'm gonna put this in front of you and out you're gonna play the fucking computers. Which are telling you now that that's going to be the next like ad for the next new like prescription. Ask your doctor. You've got muppet. Tendencies like a muppet. She would have given me the link. I could just be staring. We're looking fucking mug then kidnapped and here here again. He cannot twenty seven people so really. I mean if you're gonna if you're gonna make fun of somebody i mean. Did he's a kidnapper. They were probably senior citizens at a bingo hall. Right henson syndrome. He said he's never felt better trying to figure that out 'cause they're made out of felt. Oh wow you're way at the end of the world on the here. There's a good diner reserve at the end of the university. So there's a on the edge of the universe is literally the end of the last day of the universe. It's the latte you watch the universe die over and over again like time time you wind me anyway. It's beautiful spoiler alert if you haven't see if you haven't read hitchhikers hitchhikers guide to the universe. Don't panic the the movie only takes you so far but there's a few more bucks attached to it pretty good as well. Thanks for that was literally the first book i ever seen. Katie read. Did i knew that you read like that. I watched read. We first started dating vinci code to. Yeah but you you read that way before you read. Hitchhiker's guide early in our relationship. Because i had it out. And i would read it in the bathroom sometimes and i would notice. Katie would have our own little bookmark. It and i'm like are you reading. So you're like yeah. That's that's a pretty funny book. I usually don't like reading anything but smut. Yeah no no but but you pay them. She doesn't breed no.

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That was that was directly from your own mouth like you. Would you please you or you're obnoxious. Drunk girl. yeah for sure. So anytime reading came up. You'd be like the only thing. I read smut not smut. I don't want to get it away from me. Asshole like that was kind of how you were to see. You sneak reading some fucking a british comedy science fiction. You know what i mean. It was it was it was like look at you. Surprise me all the time. Keep you on your toes ga. So that's what i do. Well i i ran across. I ran across this. This one chat group. That's called food in places it shouldn't be. I was afraid to look at it. Feel like what are those sitting here. We did a video at one point. Yeah yeah for all kinds of veggies. Katie goes vegan. Ah-ha that's the one with the prison zucchini on the end of a hand mixer that i shoved onto my pussy such a bad idea that such a horrible idea to take took a mixer took the prongs and open them up so they were like pointy so i can stick to fucking cucumber. Zucchini the frozen. What it doesn't i'm i. Then you froze it to the prongs and then and then a wired it on there it would totally fucking ruined shoot ruins. You got it all the way too far even even on low low of. Oh my god. What i put it in like that bar and i was sitting on the edge of the countertop in my kitchen and he's filming filming me and i'm just like a french made. I'm like exactly stickers to now now learn your hard time fucking jiggling shake. That was no bueno. No no greater horrible idea. A horrible china's are not veggie. My dramatics just oh god. Whoever you you had sex with other fruits and vegetables as well yeah Yeah i don't remember. It was yellow. Squash carrot. Okay so there wouldn lewitt leaving behind. Hopefully everything i thoroughly washed and everything was small enough. That would fit. I'm not gonna be like all fucking we didn't feed it to anybody after he did. Okay somehow however remember down to this but okay go with it. It sounds like me i. We made stir fry wash actually made it right after that. Yeah i remember to totally whatever the the kind of banana that might have voted a serial data worse because that is your daughter and eating something that was in your daughter's posey. I mean i'm just some gross dude at the end of the day. There's lots of gross dudes who share heidi ideas. Akina stuck up. You're stuck up. You're ask eighty let alone your pussy. Damn oh it's kind of funny that you said that because even though that i'm facebook until the twentieth seventh at the night out twenty-seven so basically the twenty eighth would be your best bet. I still look at it all the time. Like a creepy were little soccer. That's because that's all you can do is look. I know i can look. But i can't do anything and it's so much i wanna say it's so annoying trying to prostitute yourself on facebook and you won't get it again. Toby toby cookery. I'm sorry. Facebook can no longer be a whore on here too. I am too. I am i gotta be being got to my twitter. You can see the uncensored pictures they always say. I don't have twitter bad poor. Excuse i don't go on it. It's too aggressive on there. So don't follow anybody else. Follow one person and when you wanna go go look the fucking pictures there and there are some people that do i have like two or three people that just follow me. Yeah and not only that. Not only that. There's a little thing on twitter. It does the same thing. Where if all you follow is boobs in asses. Guess what you're gonna get boobs and asses what you see. Yeah and really. You don't have to read people's comments on the people you follows post. You could literally just look at her fucking tits and move on.

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Why are you trying to read stuff when you look at some movies. Don't have to read. You don't really. I mean yeah i get it. I could see how you would be triggered by the twitter experience. But it was kind of but he was kind of funny because go going back to to facebook. I still look so the memories popped up and something that i had said on a radio show back in two thousand thirteen. Someone had told me. I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie that is almost as good as i would. Even shit shirk work. I've heard that. Even though. That's what i'm saying. I mean i have heard fucking. Oh classy. pickup lines come on lines. Oh my god fucking hell now. Would you take a date tutors. Like your first date. Who would it be a hooters. Maybe it could be. Yeah i mean that's not would be like my first choice but maybe maybe you're dating a hooters waitress and wanna take a work. She's like fuck. I see this shit every day. Who to you for free. What does what why i'm saying. This is at hooters. If you're if you're dating isn't going well whether it's a tinder date or plenty of fish you could always the bartender got male and female. Take a big guess. What they're both by so either way anyway. Well if you feel unsafe or things are just weird they will. They can help you. You go to the bar and you order an angel shot. Oh boy now. If you order it neat the bartender will escort you to your vehicle if you want it with ice. Your bartender will call an uber or lift for you. Okay and if you order it with lime. Your bartender will call police what what happens. If they see the black dot doesn't care about black dot you get the quila you get the special spike to healer who is going to spread the word of said Secret secret escape plan via hooters. I dunno facebook. I suppose how many dudes if they know that this is a secret secret code you know if a girl orders one on the fuck you bitch each it. I'm leaving you know. All you gotta do is tell me go away. I'll go away. You don't have to make a secret code. you can just say hey. I'm not having a good time. Can you go about your day. will maybe. maybe he's. He's a little weird. They push me over. The edge is what i'm saying. Or maybe it's the dude. Don't don't tell me don't tell me that a lot of dudes wouldn't be on that date here. Here's a code. Know the code word. Like how do you get it to just women. So guys don't find out. Oh god not again or another way. Really i mean i could see somebody going over the edge that have a few. You have a few cocktails. You know what. I mean and you know classic situation where dude takes. Its going awesome. Because he is so good at talking to women she's ordering the angel shot You know the one where they call the police whatever that is and and he you know right away. He's just going to be hurt. He's like fuck you just to like me. You have to call the police. What i tell you you were okay with me. Grabbed your hand and putting it on my take away. You say those kind of finger on the bear mason side her personally. I don't you say no. I know this code. This is why i come here there. This there's really place to judge says up allowed to. There's this bodybuilder. Who married his sex doll and he said it is the best relationship he's ever had also also known as what was clients. Well the thing is though she. She broke a little while ago and she had to get repaired and the whole or what would do you do to her. I'm not quite sure what abuse also speech e hat. She had to go in to get fixed. Oh shed shed to go to the fucking fucked. All hospital locked out hospital. Don't fucked all emergency. that's right. Well he now at mitts that he cheated on her while she was being repair talked to filter statute paging dr filter snatch we emergency stat.

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Damage fucked all so. Yeah and but here's the thing is i don't know he waited until she was in a hospital. I don't know if he cheated on her with another doll. I cheated on her. You know with a real person. Or if it's like i fucked the pu float. I mean isn't isn't that like one of the main benefits like let's say you're a person who has a hard time talking to people right and so you decide i'm just gonna live with a fog doll. You have to think that one of the major benefits of living with fog doll. Is you get the fuck whatever fucked all you wanna fuck because you do a right in front of you are you gonna do. You can't leave. I won't watch you for a week or see what happens to you. Yeah yeah. I'll stop fucking powder you everyday watching it. All crusty part so keep three and sticky he lip bitch like those the show you tester thinking that's gotta be like one of the top reasons to have a real tall as opposed to a real woman. His you can do whatever you want. There is no 'cause you don't need could set. That's a piece of luck in rubber. Well apparently though that his vows he meant his vows when he married his doll you could mean your vows never well you can mean them. I mean she can't go anywhere. I'm gonna take care of you for the rest of your life baby. I mean most of it's going to be in a box in the closet. You don't shut your fucking dick soccer. You want go to time out time out. You know. And i would imagine if she decided to divorce him. You know she get half of everything. Which would be awkward for the for the next dude who's bagging. You're fucked all. Oh yeah you're you're you're fucking cousin frankie to already fucks redesign around for. Frankie took your to all after you threw out. Frank is a is fuck doll. He's a fucking fucker. Plugger franken deflect off fucker. There you go there you go. You're learning because i my lesson early you. It's a long story. Maybe someday we will tell you. We'll probably forget it after this. You're learning how sometimes how. How operate. Sometimes i lay me long enough you into a secret of of of the way i offer it and you just saw it in action right there he did. I really did not recognize t did in any jumped right on it. I saw good. Oh my god so we even have like nothing but fucking problems in the apartment. Everybody's well aware on twitter but like you guys got move from like you know what happened to me today. Such a hassle. I know then the very next day. I'm like and now the other fucking darla and to be fair it there's the toilet breaking touches from plumber. Really it's just. That is something that happens to every toilet that exists. Sometimes you have to put on it. That's all saying you didn't have niagara falls in your bathroom dino and that happens too i know well. I've been the one who caused niagara falls before i to come downstairs gave me that was me. I'm sorry yeah you have. She didn't splash. I tend to be very forgiving for plumbing issues. Because you know yeah. I fixed them so i completely understand. There's a there's a phone number. You can actually call. And i will post link and i'm gonna say it right now. It's five six one five six seven eight four three four now. What this phone number is it's not manned by anybody you can call this number at anytime and when you wait for the beep you scream and then you hang up. What it does is it. It records all of the screams. Everybody that calls and does this and uploads it to their website every day so you can go to their website and hear all these weird people screaming so if that's something that you wanna do i mean and and it detaches itself to your address book and starts auto dialing all of the people in your contact list. Sure that too okay. That's always what you hear like you'll hear something about later on amelia. One hundred billion people's phone was hacked when they call this number and screamed into it. They all got hacked. Yes bank accounts anymore. They're living in tents now.

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Can she don't wanna do that. All of them started cannibalizing orphans and nuns tall. They want to eat 'cause they're tasted fast. Because the vaccines cause. They're racist gene to go crazy creating dombi that only wants the orphans. My god there is. There's this woman she she's a mother. I don't know why that that's that key to the story exactly. Well actually. they're gonna tell us anyway. Well bull the fucking the what they start out what they say meet the orthodox jewish mom who invented the latest pleasure product. I'm like okay. Why does it matter. If she's orthodox i don't know the rules in orthodox jew jewishness is far masturbate. I don't. I don't think you are really. I don't think you are judaism. Technically from what i understand. It's a no masturbation zone that like you. You are like releasing devils into. I heard somebody talk about it somewhere recently. I don't know if they were orthodox or not. But they they were jewish growing up and they they would say if if they masturbated they would think that they would be releasing A demon onto earth like hence your fucking Your netflix show big mouth. You were watching and the one kid that matter baited my in the story one of the characters masturbaters and then thinks his grandfather dies so he believes that because he masturbated zero father died because he didn't do ritual ritual and he. You know what i mean. He was jewish isn't he. Is there you go. Well you know. I'm going to show you cartoon for you already understand. My crown level. Need that sometimes. Well this is. it's also a it's also for For for cleansing but the same looks as far from a sexual device or pleasure device. As i don't know anything could be made by a woman so i mean she's got so it has to be good well. What i'm saying is is like if i am banging a fuck sleeve. I hope that there was a guy designing said. Fuck sleep. not because women are incapable. Talks right i day can shove their dick into this before anybody and it same thing for a woman this now. This looks like a shoehorn. For your comment yeah there. You go shoehorn. Cobblers out of would be of plastic. Well yeah no would. We be better would be very very you. Strap your finger. You tie your finger to this thing. Like with ribbon and there's a long like slip and slides fucking scoop long. Aided scoop going down that you shove into your crotch lie. It's like fucking giant used slide tongue looking thing. Yes it's the lose than and yeah so apparently you either. Its job of your finger to it or when you stick it inside you can pour water down it like from the faucet it can come down the luge and slide up here crotch apparently not only flushing out like a douche but also giving you the warm and fuzzies to cut loose katie. That kinda college. You're doing the right now. We're doing body shots off to lose. Anybody wanna come to do through a hole in sheet amazon. Going down to the corner to go do the carlos. I wanna get a bagel year with a nice. That is weird. It almost looks like somebody was playing with oven. You know exactly like shrinking digs and for those of you. Who don't know what digs are. It was plastic basically came pulling sugar but cigarettes plastic. Anyway you would get these little shapes and you could call her a man and then when you baked them they would shrink the fuck down. They would get a hard so they would look cool when you were done like it was made by something but you would call her them yourself with colored pencil. Yeah and it looks like somebody took their shaky inks shrinking inc all together wrapped around their finger. Tighter ribbon around it went. Hey look what. I made when i was eleven. I don't know why it has fucking lose feature on it. You know i why. Why would you want a scoop or poor. I don't know maybe you're pulling out of debris. I have no idea what you're doing with this with. This is like earwax removal kind of thing. Light the candle and somehow the wax comes out of your cut your handles i mean obviously it works for at least one person i mean share like lakes so i mean there's somebody it doesn't seem appetizing to me.

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If our even have a pussy sticking your butt well. I could see dudes liking to put it into a core sample of your at one hundred percent. Sure that there are guys that are golf icon. One of those you were having around your finger finger size. Oh yeah you'll be checking like scoop it out. That is a shrimp fork. Shrimp luge serb scoop. Denial how much easier that would make your experience. I mean you fell jinx cooper. Maybe she's like an orthodox fetching expert. I don't i don't know. I mean you don't wanna waste your seed scoop it out of every orifice. I just noticed that. The ribbons are are like curled on the sides to look like the guys. Curls sites are anyway working out of here. we're getting out of here for the night before. I die scream again. You never know compete. They were both startling experiences. Yes god sometimes. Startling experiences don't have to be covered by another startling experience. sometimes i get twitchy. Yeah no you do. i'm. I'm a very specific person. You are usually you fall down when something like that. How you you're the person who like. Well i'm pretty right here. Doesn't mean you couldn't figure out a way to fall. Alex cracked my head open on the bus. That would be ironic. Carry around six foot vase everywhere we go. Because i think it's cool because it's just a cool asian giant forefoot fucking vase who has giant forefoot as it's cool as shit people say why. What does that like. Why do you. Why do we have the ono. i like it. what are you talking about. I liked it too. And i was like fourteen. Okay it's you know. Everybody has a giant asian base that gold painted foo dogs and drag all hand. Painted enamel hours and it's like a big tattoo. It's pretty rad. Correctly is speaking tattoos. I'm so excited those right out of the eighties. That was a good one marley. Nineteen suggests people talk to the nineteen. Hundreds kids i just watched gleaming. The cube did you. I don't know what the fuck that is. It's a bike movie okay. Dirt bike out by was it. Yeah remember anyway pegs. That was after me. Yeah that was probably ninety s no bell eighties. It totally you sure. Do you know yes. You're very young on. You're not talking into typing at the end of this rich. No you're not fooling me into type. Anybody has a saying about the tattoo now. I had an appointment the third but it got bumped up to the twenty nine. So i'm all excited. I i really. I wasn't even. i was scared though. To be honest. I really was scared but then now i feel a lot better and i'm just i don't even care about the pain. Oh look it's a pretty easy spots. Get a tattoo. Really your outer forearm is. That's that's the spot really. I think yeah you know like less problems. It's it's not super sensitive. You get squishy. it's yeah it really is not that bad. But i mean as a as as i've said before it's weird because certain people seem to say like these places hurt the worst but to me. It's other places other places in the places they say. That are really really painful. Aren't that bad. i mean. Of course they heard because fucking all tattoos her but none of them were fun now. No for the longest time. When i was going i was severely pickled. I like i wanna get my post. The tattoo birthday posts the devil right there. I mean just right and so you. Yeah i could totally see you wanting that totally right. After i shaved my head pierce. I know join a cult. All sounds like you. Just what are you doing. I'm going tomorrow. Why i don't know because i feel the the have to now now now now so. Don't sweat it you'll be fine. Yeah i've got a tattoo by this person. I know it's fucking short. She she doesn't she doesn't like eighty she does find an and she's not very aggressive on things so she's really cute. She's really short. she's a little. She's got petite little spanish girl scouts sleeves anyway but gleaming q.

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Came out in one thousand nine hundred eighty nine so it's right on the fucking ads there. Okay i thought well whatever. I had forgotten. I thought it was like early eighties but he was still the eighties so i was. I was way too interested in trying to stick my dick into things and in that year harbourside. I could tell you my top. Three things i wanted to do. All involved me sticking my dick into somebody ten. Why wasn't ten. I know you're sixteen. Yeah something like yeah. Yeah definitely i could concentrate gleaming the cube now because you are already like a father fifteen but not here again. I just wanted to put my dick and do people i what. That's a lifelong goal. I can't help was. Oh i was born that way. What do you what if you had a deck. You know you would be sticking it into anybody who would let you. Oh yeah hundred percent. Oh yeah yeah. I feel that way now and it's the same for all of us. Dick were all the same. We just wanna stick sticker. Take into things. I own a bunch of dicks. But they're in boxes in on my dresser and say. Oh we've also gonna start planting the dildo farm slowly get it off of my fucking n. Table based basically. I want my fucking nightstand back. I want to not like l- literally trip over a fuck machine. If i try to pay in the middle of the night you could put it up here and shame in your glory of shame of your sex toy far out there and have the have the fucking ale one that you're like this dangling here it's always 'cause pink fuck machine if you don't if you don't know is like it's a decent size what it's a decent size a little machine and ramrods and it's one of those things that you think like this. Tear somebody up but anyway she has an attachment off. That's it's maybe eight inches long six at six to eight inches long because you had to put it on slide it on the metal part so it's longer than your normal Dildo but it's very it's thin so it's only maybe it's bigger than the size of my thumb just a little bit bigger with a little bulbs on it and anyway when it sits on the fuck machine it she usually has a condom on it and it's like it just flops down like over to the side because it cannot register at all can't support its own weight so it looks a little sad. It's up to me today. She she did to me over a god. I thought my cousin village sleep had it bad. Exactly cats bad at it yet. You you you. You didn't understand what i met until when we walked in the room. I pointed out that you looked out. Oh it does look like a sad little attached all the poor little guy or the guy can't sit up all right so we're going to get outta here for for the week. I think we should go check out to to getting better every day every day. Well you know videos. Every week. I think so and he does he. He works on them. Quite quite hard diligently mostly i by work on that. Stupid little cartoons. Because it's more fun for me. And i just i me. Hey whatever it is what it is. I don't sugarcoat it. So yeah right up giving on social media. Check me out screams coming up in march. Oh oh oh yeah gotta be social media for like ten bucks you can. You can watch all these fucking losers family snapshot and shit. i'll explain. I'm sorry. I forgot puts you next week. Does anybody does.