#335 Yodeling Pickle Dildo

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I had to pick all in my pocket and it fell into my naked and fell and and then it won't stop yodeling go early. The weekend has landed. All the exists now is club strokes pubs pies of four hours from the world man. I'm going to blow steam my like screaming kettle. I'm going to cut shit to strangers all night. I'm going to lose on the dance floor. The free radicals inside me. A freaking on tonight i'm jeff travolta and three a popper i'm going to never neverland with my chosen family man. We're going to get more spiced out than neil armstrong advocate tonight could be a quitting my buck per and what's the and the and now live from little thirty four studio. I bring you a girl. Back requires thirty percent more than your average show host. Your she is your host to one. The can be kidding. Oh hello and welcome to the show. This is can build number three thirty five. I am your host king today and as always is my cat. Daddy's he's irish but don't call him patty favor fleischer. I've talked to mr. See your good job. Hey you know me. I gotta keep up with something. I'm thinking China for american idol. Choice ca okay. Sure that'll go really well for you. You know how you know how you want to watch sometimes and you wonder how like to people around. The people didn't tell them how shitty they were like. You know why everybody around him never told on just how poorly they they really were at singing. Now you gotta you gotta trophy even though you lost sock your well you know. I'm just. I'm letting you know i i wouldn't do that to you and never you'd never read me. I would never me lies. I thought i'd never do that. I would never lie to you. Does that way you'll have no idea whether whether might you can't count my opinion training great. That's kinda your opinion. Yeah for anything with that has to do with computer. Graphics will let me in general. Yeah that's true. Yeah you're biased This what are you know. Kevin existing bias. You can't trust it. No because then. I tell you something that i don't like it or i think it's bad. Then you're like fucking right definitely doing that do that sometime well you i don't know i get a little resistant. If i feel a push one direction. It's like i have to lean into the direction that's being pushed. You know what i mean supposed to turn into the skid doing turn again to the skid anyway well we are coming at you live from rule thirty four studios can katie radio dot com radio. Chaos dot net as per our us. You're gonna have a fun show for you tonight. Boobs sacks and special brand of entertainment close right his. I am caffeinated. I am uber crapped. Okay and you have your levels correct evening. I don't know all i know is just another another very loud tummy night. Yes it was. It has been here over here. Which is weird strange noises in the world. And is i my my stomach's on the other side of my body now for you guys digiorno And it feels very strange. It makes very loud gurgling. Noises sounds like a coffee machine. That's angry so coffee machine maker. You know what i mean. Okay or or alien that lives underneath. Stop somewhere. I just like putting your hand on it so you can feel it actually. It's it's really weird anyway. It is really. We also have my porn pick of the week and such heo to say. Thank you to gary. See for shirt. That i'm wearing right now and and blue little bob wig. It's very cute at a lot. So thank you very much and it was very thoughtful l'hotel listeners and how to employ a longtime little kinks. Tere's no i love you guys and the fan mail kennedy loves us.

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We're very loved in canada. I don't know it seems like the majority of the fan mail that i get. Emails are are people from canada. Yeah they're willing to jump right in on things that's why they're they're actually they. They'll express their niceness. Willie well i mean. There's you know they always say the candidates just everybody's so nice to canada and that's has been my experience. Every time that i've dealt with anyone from canada canadia. They're they're asshole. Levels are turned down to ten percent of you know every has been really nice go. We'll good good. So you guys are very sweetly. And they're snowed and right now. You know it's cold. Starting to get icy i got A new by geo braun. It's on twitter at can hear radio also facebook and it's. It's a new christmas photo that he did anyways. Good it's pretty. I like stuff. Yeah it's already over three hundred on facebook. All the old people like and stuff. Okay i don't know are we gonna do social media update. Maybe jesus you can't force your social media on me. I can do it if i want to. Okay that's right. Oh my goodness we need to find you. A chess partner. Don't i don't wanna play. You would never know it by the by the amount of chess videos. You've been watching on youtube so you know watching a video. I watch videos on black surfing. I don't wanna get a forge either. I watched people graffiti. I don't wanna graffiti stuff. I don't wanna go get some acrylic pain and go painting stuff. Do you want to pay a computer. That's different every single thing that you said you guess you you have expressed interest in doing. I wanna get the blacksmith. The foraging no. I said it would be cool to have a big place to do shit like that. Yeah that would be cool but how much effort my willing to put into doing it. Not much not much not much of what we talking about again. But i like to do stuff going in laid. Play a board game. No negative going blind. It's way more fun to watch. Other people play it that way. You get to yell at the reality screen. Come on asshole. Yes like like puzzles as well we watch dude. Solve fucking weird. Little puzzles all the time. I don't want to go get a puzzle. W i know it is way more fun to yell at the guy. That's on the screen. Hey dickhead turned around. Stop fucking hit. What that's like watching the victoria secret. Like lingerie christmas. Whatever show fashion show on. You're like whatever you look like shit wobbly anos. it's just. It's a lot more satisfying what i'm telling you. Watch other people do certain things say you're never gonna do. Yeah exactly exactly. Oh gosh melatonin and as been giving me some weird fucking dreams lately and let's let's play man on melatonin moolah tone and sometimes it's benadryl but melatonin but mostly the melatonin and it always always always involves sex but with people choices dribble short like odd mixes of people banging now. I fucking with like what's going on with a dream. It's like really choices for people are celebrities. Okay like for instance. Having like a woody allen dream or something. Oh god i hope not if you fucking do that to me tonight. Like now in my head. And i have a woody allen dream. I'm going to like cut your hose. Fear c-pap okay. You do that you can do that. You're gonna have to an ambulance then. Well no because you'll you'll kill me. You'll kill your husband and you just admitted on on on you can pinch off my hose. I don't wanna kill you. Wouldn't be on purpose anyway. I wanna chop little bits before we leave you in a little. Stop an poke at you like a bag of potatoes and potatoes. No kazan will give fruit flies again. And i just got was able to get rid of. There's always fucking squirrelly potato that gets away somewhere in the pantry which is very unfortunate time. You see one you go. There's a squarely potato somewhere. And usually i think you know it's one of the kid. Kittens the cats for sure. They grabbed stuff. When you you turn around they go into grab stuff just to fuck with it. Yeah they did. It ends up wherever it ends up in some place that a human can't go by the way wall that's like when when Fogy had a condom and brought it to me.

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That was always good are used kind of Where did you get that needed up boy from the garbage cream fill. Pet smells like you. I love it. Weird like double double qualifies as two different genres on pornhub. Fbci and incest yet incest. Incest was sure that's your son. It's a cat okay. But you're the you're the firm allah. I'm the mother you are the mother. Yeah you it was your idea to bring him in. My goodness yeah. It was your idea you were all about it. You did nothing to discourage me prozac. Pregnant canon of course pregnant cat. It's cold out anyway. Back to my whole like melatonin induced dreams weird people who well woody allen. Because you're already you already. Your mind already went to some kind of incestuous relationship. So you're woody. Allen i mean you're already at which you've already connected the dots for you mentally to have this dream. Did i said of soon needs fluky. Like like a cross between that and like Like a total recall you know and that and like in in that That's almost setting of your dream. Like like a total recall. Setting but with woody allen having sex three booby lady go to the adoption. Plays a loving it actually. Okay no. i'll let you know what we could be able to see if we can inception stuff into your dream life. Just where's your totem farm. Yeah just saying that's essentially sticking it could be filer. Figure out how to do that. Exactly you could have a pretty good time of kick. You're going to have to go through a few woody allen dreams for which you know maybe a little scarring able one of the strangest one. So far was to the main characters from silicone valley okay. You've done that before. Though i know let's i really liked dirty dudes. You do then something. Or you like to fantasize about what dream really i but it's very. It's very strange. But i like them. I like them a little peculiar. Tell me of your name. World yucel lucile. Who saw the famous line pro book. Oh what book telling you because you don't know one hundred percent remember. I'm pretty sure. Most coverage says i free herber chair. Isn't he the scientology dude. Nope who's franco not telling you you don't know by now. Oh the acid dude. No no. don't try to figure it out. What are you doing. Are you doing show. Yellow plus get derailed really quickly. I don't know what i said. We were talking about. Woody allen you all clumped. let's good at a little. i'm let's go to my favorite segment. It might not be the porn you would pick. It is the point katie wide. It's time once again for okay. So my porn pick of the week kind of hasn't been going along. It has rolled back around to force female orgasm force female orgasm. Okay so you okay torture vibrator yeah like i'm gonna take pinkie sheers and cut it none none of that. Shit i mean like you're strapped down and you are just just you gotta fucking body one on your click and you're just like just holding you down and fucking jamming your fingers. You know just the dot com type radios. Where like a lady. Maybe restrained in some sort of way or not restrained but at least spread out and just has to sit. Still for the whatever's going. On now. I don't want to sell. I mean squirm like i want. I can't get away. Yeah but but i've one actual anguish and frustration and panic. And like i am going to fucking pissed myself and then go to imagine woody allen doing to you you know.

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There are people listening to this show. Who the fuck is woody allen. There's a lot of them. I'm sure you think well. Yeah they're going to google like. Oh my god. I mean even even people my age may you know may not be one hundred percent. You know you're not going to be a hundred percent on that let alone you go any younger than me and you're just going down. Lower and lower. Lower percentage of people are going to really know the woody allen story. I'm six years older than you. Yes yes. Have you ever seen a woody allen movie i think so you see you. Don't even i know who he is though i know but and you say you take off another six years and then think what they may know that's chaddy. I know something banging his daughter. I dunno married his stepdaughter. What do you mean. Mtv used to play music. Connie really is going to make palm mccartney famous. I'm just saying perspective. Sorry thirty years and even gonna know who connie is so. They'll know yeah. You probably still be president all right well anyway. That's my that's my employees of the week or four pegged tits man. We let you go okay. we're not. We're not stickler on detail around here. This is the grossest thing that i've seen in a while now people you're probably going to say let's gross for you because we've covered a lot of gross stuff. Yeah well it subjective but yes go on. But i'd have to say I am wearing a santa hat tonight. And i we are in december. It's getting close to the holiday season so peppered in throughout the show. I wanna be thrown out some gift ideas for people out there who don't know what to get for your significant other or that just friend. You really don't like very much. I saw a roast beef sandwich. Bath bomb today born okay. A roast beef bathtub yes. That's an interesting choice. That may go over pretty. I mean you may not be bad. I mean if you want to smell like you're taking a bath as well. There are some burly dude's. I'm sure that would like to smell like roast beef. I don't know who. But i bet there's somebody right now listening right now. I'm talking to you. You know you love beef anyone soak you yourself also me mesa himself and some beef katie. If it looks like arby's anyway my taste like it. Take it god damn all french people now the fetish for it a hundred percent. Let's say grenade exploded. It could be a good idea for somebody. i mean. we'll probably see. I mean it. Could i mean there are definitely people whose body odor was so bad that you would rather smell roast beef there'd be like rancid roast beef. Okay okay okay over the line. That's over the line over the line. All right that's great. Well you can get it on for fourteen bucks. That's an odd choice you know like. Where's this team on. That one is a japanese. No i mean. I almost except some some just strange products out of japan. You know 'cause there's a different way of thought. And i don't know though go way out on a limb for some crazy ass outing shit. The i mean the cover. It kind of looks like a b. movie movie slash cheesy infomercial. Okay i mean you know you got the joke factors well terrier who would wanna smell like like like like a roast beef sandwich. Yeah not me know how to be a french did my fantasy a or satish my nipples d just get really high and take a bath in some like you know just like a little whirlpool branch action dividend your bathwater. If if you're mudgee enough it may work. Good county fries. Fries are goodness shift. Heralds tastes better.

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Once i bet in here our to mix with it. But that's only after. I've been working out get a little twenty as alexa worst ours. Sorta into it. To get some cornstarch sticking it up so you have some gravy. Ooh ooh and i wonder if this is like a regular bath. A bomb i mean. Is that like a rule for forbath. Bob's phys. i don't know. I don't really know sarah's here like a bath. Bomb association probably. It's it's a big thing and it's getting bigger. I dunno whatever. Oh there's here's another thing that you could do what. Uva quite fast. Bob association of america. We gotta go right to the bba katie. Ready to get their official rules on. It knows debbie beebe a yeah not just one bath. Matha mom come on now to syllabus one word anyway you can get the lusaka fucking green third but he yodeling pickle so you could use that. I suppose way okay so you started this. If it's a yodeling pickle got it looks like a great. What is what is i. Think yodeling fickle our uk. Okay i mean really. This is what we're doing yodeling pickle. I'm just like. Is it like billy the bass or psalms in like it fucking when you opened the refrigerator and starts singing a song you know it has a button you press yali pickle. It literally is some sort of plasticized pickle. That's got some jose the end of it per leaker for like a speaker one button one button. Okay so it just and it is billy the bass but it's medical veggietales and you know the best part is it is guaranteed. Nobody would ever stick up their ass at that would never happen though. I would never know what the fuck is that white house you know. Just say that we were. We were playing hide typical. I accidentally sat on the pickle. Why i'm here doctor. Always an accident will city. I fell on it. I'm sorry. I was just running by it. And you know. I had to pick all in my pocket and and it fell into my naked butt and i fell and megan and then it won't stop yodeling alone be prepares or you could say you know i. It helps me know doing my qigong exercises correctly because every time i clench down yodel. I miss home. So i've been getting. I've been getting dmc from that officer. They talked about the other the other day. Okay officers for surrey. It's okay to shit on a plate. Yeah it's okay to pressured on a play. that's right. oh my god well he. He told me that he had an interesting weekend after our talk to really. Oh yes really. He went balls to the wall literally a room for he. I really didn't usually talk like this. And then all of a sudden. He hears me with what he did over the weekend. Well first off. He comes home from work. It catches his wife banging stooge. She's been having an affair with sucks. Yeah so he immediately leaves. His friend tells them. Hey i've got a. I've got an idea. We're going to go out tonight. And you know. I got everything to. We're going to take your mind off things. Okay so his buddy kids has two escorts that he already lined up okay so he lives up a coupla couple of couple of hookers kevin hookers really and the four of them. Go to traffic. He's okay now for those of you. That don't know where chevy's is checked fucking swingers. Yeah strip clubs. Size swears clubs slash. Fuck clubs yeah. We're at least we're we're talking about but i take their places called trump.

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Well yeah trap swinging. Yeah well this. One is local to where we are. Okay you know the one down that industrial park sure area out the guy. You're what's going on. Yeah okay well. You're getting you're getting more and more specific. I'm just. I'm wondering what you're headed. That's anyway well. He had a fucking awesome time. T- he's told me quite a few things that They what he did with her in his twenty three years of marriage. He's never done anything so the friend took him. There was a girl. No no guy. Yes you had double sausage to swing. He danny and the two hookers. Oh okay so you were paired up. Yeah that's the four of that would be possibly a time if you had the right hooker. Uh-huh well well the two girls they started going at it with each other okay And they started then. They started with him so his friend was just basically. Like cheers talking. Oh he said all right. Like i know i feel bad. You know. you're my buddy. You're powell and you just caught your wife cheating on you. And she laughed. She was like fuck. You take both of those hookers and yeah so he's like these are for you. I good way to get your mind to get your buddies. Mind off of some cheating ass. Taggart's take him to a public sex club some prestige it. Just another reason why you know legal prostitution would be nice thing to do. It could be therapeutic. Really sure hell feel a lot better. I mean it really. It's not going to solve this problem. You know but it's like taking an aspirin when you're hung over. But i mean talking about therapeutic though there are sex therapist at our surrogate actual surrogates and you paying them to fuck you so that technically technically is prostitution but they kind of sell it as the therapeutic therapy there helping you. Well then you have the alabama pool shark about that. Well that's that's where it's legal in alabama to pay your debt to pay your pets By sleeping with a bad. I lost a pool game to give him a bluey. That's right there's a flesh. There's a flashlight that comes in In a plastic hotdog it always takes a double or nothing. That by the way i was thinking about. That's how it would have to wear out is the first game he would have to let you in. And then you double your bet for the second game and then you have nothing to pay with because you lost the second game because you didn't think you're going to lose. Yeah so you run it right out of pool halls gotta pay with snapper against teeth out his honey. Ouch ooh they way. There's a flashlight now that you can buy. Looks like a plastic hotdog. You take off the end of it and you fuck it. Because they say it's the it's the ultimate in like you know haida toy sorta thing but it's not the ultimate seniors but literally if you saw this in your bedroom or something you wouldn't think that it was a fuck toy giant oscar mayer hot dog right like it looks kind of like a piggy bank plastic bank and then for some dudes you know that reminds me of something you would see that adebayo. It reminds me of something very food. Related. that's what i'm saying. There's an odd relationship with food that we're not really. We don't really understand truly appreciate it japan. You know i mean they are way more into food at least in their in their anime. Programming food is a very key factor and a lot of japanese anime. Which by the way. If you guys haven't watched food wars you should check it out. Oh it's definitely worth it. I would say so very strange but if you watch any intimate it's not so transferring you probably already seen it. Oh very strange. Very good though. I should say that we're going gonna go to episode of thirty four when we come back. Right avenue tits man and simmer cool things about so enjoy. We'll be back yum it's time. Bullet pays the andrey brushing snack. Maybe it's the fact you know. Let's say let's let's just say and we don't know but just say somebody's into just having sex with weird creepy dolls like it's not the fact that it could be something that's real. It's you know the actual objects that are into that car bumper or the fucking treat. We're tree huggers which is about three months. I mean it's an inanimate objects at the end of the day what we to say. Okay baby doll fuckers creep me out.

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Okay it's okay. i don't like it. It's back like you know where you would find. This section at the extreme parties would be like you go through the green section and on the other side of this session out in the back. There would be believable screwing really strange thing. Well doll patch her back here again object. So what the fuck coyote real i mean. Let's say let's let's go like mocking fucking thought. Thought experiment again. Because then that makes me that makes you think of like some like robotic kid. Okay but it's a fucking rolla the fucking. We're the ethics staying. There is what i'm saying. Whatever it's inadequate if it was programmed to perform said project it's not a little bit willing existence. Okay let's life chanted i fucking essentially being's existence like that you gotta like do. What does that send being wants to be. Banged avidly If you cut appraised outfit like at no on with the show took and welcome back to katie's world thirty four studios dot com dot net me on the twitter at katie katie. Radio radio dot com gatorade g mail dot com faith facebook that lays doesn't like it and there's usually daily nudity on twitter so fun also. There are a few clips on pornhub annex hamster but you guys can go find them yourself. Yes which i I love it when i run across something. Somebody stole my going back to going back to that. That cop when i used to have the resistance all was all going on when he. When i still had the videos that i did on website. Yeah well he's a couple of videos like when you play. Yeah can you give me some cause no always want salvesen. Whatever you know. What are those people that they don't want anything in really for you at least what you typically complain about is when you know people don't interact with you any other way other than Hey can you see. Can i come on your face. Tat's you fuck me up the ass with this big deal. Yeah did take their shots. How was your day. Well i mean it's like it's a standard procedure for a lot of males when approaching a female to just take your shot. 'cause yeah it's kind of good advice in a way but it's really very it's not going to go over well. Lessons are the ones that. Don't get the hen. Or that's why. I love to fuck with people and that's kind of how dipa theater was born. Okay which i haven't. I haven't posted one in a while but i think got a coupla. Now this yeah no they got a couple a couple a couple of different people that are getting weird with you that we're getting weird me and Yeah because i told you about the baht right. The by know where i cursed about in Im- binary to anyway. Because i knew it was about. So i put him binary so we could understand anyway of whatever. I got a giggle out of it. Okay well you just to explain it a little better to me okay. I can't right now. Maybe when we process this episode descriptive words are usually a little better audio kind of oh no really phase. We're going to go to your favorite segments though by by till i had of boobs in and on the news it's time once again for all right. So this week's tits man have to say there's There's two things you need to check out to.

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One of them is. Who was the suggestion by one of our fans. Now go to it's amazing nipples amazing and they've got some rather inches. They're not your standard apples. Is that what you're saying. Special order these are. I mean this. This one said that. I did show of looks like goat teats but it is a woman and she squirting does to look. I don't know how i feel about. God like puffy nipples but on top of the puffy areolas she had. I've sorry pop my pc. Richard said like the closer instead of the puffy areolas then she also has nipple nipples that are about as girthy as whole literally. Looks like long like a decent size bottle that you would feed newborn like the fat nipple old school bottle nipples. Yeah like vulcanized rubber. So those are so if you want to see some shoulders and some pretty scary job and some that are fucking. Check them out because who monitor you. What you like. What you don't like you like free weirdo nipples. Hey google yeah. I don't know why they're weird but they are weird. They're not your normal level. I'm just saying if you if you think that they're freaking particular picture. You showed me literally hot. it was cut. Milk was coming out of the nivelles of it like a sponge in about twenty different places. That was a milk laden level. Yeah that was that was full. I feel i've had. I've had people ask the guy the younger guy that wants to impregnate me on twitter. Make you yeah. He wants to marry being knocked me up. But he said i i wanna see what i imagined. What your typical gore's with milk. So he he wants to give me knocked up before my bags would look like yeah. That would be big. I'm sure all fucking spoiled. Yeah that'd be sore anyway banning any other is to tits. Yeah that's all right though so we also have the booby brigade. Okay now the booby brigade. It's a their whole bay is are you a fan of naturally busty models. Okay so these are way. Sim oh yes. I know so. They're featured person because they feature people every once in a while that they're promoting is a girl by the name of kate clarkson her name was kate clarkson she has got some jiji goonies titties. Okay oh my lord mellor. You're trying to spend the story. Very large are gigondas and those are orbit says there s jillian does are they yes. They're quite large. They look quite heavy. She's cute those. Are the big fucking boobs. Little known fact when a girl in australia does two propeller twirl. They spend the opposite direction than they do up here. I've heard that Totally true sure so if you want to check it out both of them are going to be available on the on the explanation explanation. I'm fucking. I like those better than the first one was was definitely something. It almost makes you uncomfortable sometimes when you see just a mutant able fingertips though well. That wasn't really even know what that was that was that was that was a. It's i. I don't know how i feel. I'm not sure it looks like jimmy dean breakfast with to cut it and have stick it on the fucking like Discolored egg yolk by a raw egg yolk because puffy nipple and then breakfast. It's that is a very niche nibble. There's of a very specific category of person who is going to be. Who's gonna watch that particular level but they do exist. Yeah they're out there now. I know. I'm glad i saw it but the second the second rack definitely looks like something that would be fun to bear your face into working day. That voice to do it like a bulldog laura. I try not to do that to people i meet. I do wino- not i try not to. I mean i do what you have the night. You're you're active and burying your face into unknown. Wow girls that's right you do go do photo shoot sometimes and i'm sure there you know because when you're having your pillow fights and shit whatever goes on.

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Hi i'm so and so we're gonna be topless today. There could be some some. Yes reminds the motor boating. I'm sorry. I forget motorboat and integral all right. You're not as active as he used to be. No that's true. Used to be much more active of burying your face and two girls you pay knows breast. Yeah that's true. I don't go too many places anymore whether it be an opportunity well other than not hanging out at a bar. No that's all right. i'm not hanging out. you said right. There is a new toy company that has come out recently. It's called the halloween isse. Murray does it have a flashlight in the end of their hot dogs that you could bang well that now but this. There's a very food friendly evening tonight. I mean you got the talking pickle and the fuck dogs yodeling. I mean you have a chicago fucked access not chicago. That was just mustard on that one. It was catch. Abundant to at that is ball off after the show to make some hotdogs. Would you like yeah. I'm gonna shove it up anyway. No the person the macy's earn a effects artists and they have a xena more the the the alien from aliens dental fright. Oh i yeah no. You're going three levels Deep on the dark them. I just don't speak. I mean. I don't know that much about aliens. I mean i've seen them all okay. But i don't know none of will like what the whole story line was stuck with me. Well it's a yeah it's as more anyway. It's it's shaped like like like a geiger like the geiger dude. Who made the aliens made the alien cock hook. Yes yeah it's really cool to daily intakes. Yeah okay. I forgot what we were talking about. The hot dogs here for a second. Halloween stuck on hotdogs. Louise holloway's anyway. I'll put up with their fucking alien dildo. Yes i'll put their looks a little like a hot dog now. Looks nothing like a hot dog. Dog death just to fuck with you. That's that's the only reason why i do it anyway. What anybody by Limited edition bag of oreos with the with the the kinky katie's world logo on them. Why why why she can. I'm just saying you can customize orioles. Now so i i mean i doubt i could stick my pussy yana cookie. 'cause i don't think they do that but you could. You can put fucking anything you want on there. You're like any picture you on there. And he and i was fucking around with the other day at a suck the logo on it and put it over white fudge and actually looked pretty cool. And i'm thinking you know. Know why why i don't understand you what you what you so you understand why. I wanna have cookies with with the show. Yes i tell. Why the fuck do. I have t shirt with the logo on it. Why not. I don't know i don't know can eat me her milk and it me i mean and i just really imagine you getting home with a box of these things you know. Oh god cookies got today. how can you tell. Because she's passed out with a chocolate or face. You'd be like right. You'd be all sweaty all sweaty puke all over your face dead in the corner chocolate everywhere. It will be bad. That's what would happen. He'll be bad. Why are you trying to do that. No but i didn't say they were for me. No i kind of like forgive ways get a cup. Good like three fucking bags. Sounds like you're trying to talk me into doing a boatload of more stuff. I don't know you are a why would you have to do about. Let them sure. I would have to do something. Like house said design getting their house. I would have to prepare self. Would i not know i uploaded. I said i was already fucking with it. Like i know what it looks. Look like have you met with the department had. Jj when you talked to the board. I have we've been an email content. We've been back and forth. I had the number the figuring and the mockup designs. Okay yeah sure yeah okay. We got a big old close up of something like your scrotum and then a few.

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What is that start art. Okay and it could just be. Se balls. Sure just some of your time line in your requirements and you know what. Get the team right. I'll get with you. I promise sure so. I was a. We're we watch a lot of the legion of skanks and The realized podcast. And shit like that. So they were. Do i made up a cocktail. For lewis j gomez and. I tweeted a term. Okay so this cocktail. I don't really suggest you drink it on your own. But i mean well no i suggest you try on your own first before you kinda. Give it to someone else. If you don't know what it does. It's pretty easy to make. Its three ounces of black house. Okay and out of the liquid melatonin but it has to be the ten milligrams per dose bottle berry flavor way to. It's called good night moon. Tell you he pour that over ice and then you finish it off with club soda or sprite. And you're going to add more vodka if you're an alcoholic or you can add like luster or food coloring. No you jazz it up how you won't i mean you can adjust the amounts as much as you want but just say this thing could you probably put you out okay so just so i understand this correctly. Kind of feel bill cosby. Okay so just. I understand this correctly. You told a guy. Basically wha- cocktail to make up. Did he could literally drug a bitch to that. Would never wake up as that. You can do whatever you wanted to not never. I didn't say with crushed benadryl or you know something like that. Oh no no. They would wake up eventually. You know crossed her out their face. What's going on here glazed. Donuts crunch coat waistcoat roast beef. Here why is there. Woody allen movie on so good be wrong today if if i wake up in the middle of the night after having one of those dreams you're right you are getting thumb right up the okay we could play play sunni tribes if you can to moms asleep okay. They're sunni do woody allen so insert woody allen here. Put it in post put. It boasts. see that right. After i get to the oreo cookies. Yeah you guys. Don't forget he. Prime movement league add the lick creamy center. I'm just saying. Oh my god no. You don't know where you're at though. Do you know where you out on your list. Okay do i do do some things are taking a little longer than usual to Low oh did you know in history The as we talk about the aztecs. Before they're they're screaming whistles that was in the pre show they banned they banned virgins from eating avocados. Because they said that there they have sexual powers like there. There will make the very anyway. It's an aphrodisiac but is it. Yes okay and now. Ironically but a lot of people that are virgins are eating of goddess avocado toast. This one bid she posted a picture She's like oh. I had the best breakfast. I'm avocado toast with fresh herbs from the garden and it looks like that. She left her fucking breakfast on the window sill with the window openness of a mowing the mowing mowing the lawn sprayed shit all over her plate the leg piece of toes which is like grass clippings is all over the. Yeah you know. Some people are in the grass clippings. There are some aggressive v. In that our lives that i'm not really fully aware of like i don't really run into that very often like in my life because about online.

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I never see people people's like i'm sure you run across it all the time where they get aggressively. Stop eating animals. Well do you think of getting better if they care about animals so much. Are the eating the animals food. What do you think about that. She kinda and animal's out. What are they gonna eat too. Big american asked her fat. There will Pita had put up a billboard in maryland and it had a picture of a crab on it it says does were not me and the people Old bay put put out a rebuttal like right next door like right across from its adult bay and now we are still. You're very food. Centric this evening yet. Hotdogs fucking pickled ill those alien hotdog dildos sausage neville sausage. Nevels you got got hot dog. Pussies res- beams najib reporter. That's almost a portable hotdog fuzzy. Like if you're a trucker the hotdog pussy might be the way to go. Not lizard hotdog possessing. Oh why would a lot lizard have a hot dog pretty. I don't know. Have you been to cafe risque. Yes i know. I have to. Everybody knows that police say anyone who's ever been to florida. He'd be having heard of it. Yeah just driving by the signs. Go through the fucking turnpike positioning. Seventy million of them. Answer every mile Jerry dick has a spine okay. Well no they have a spine like we used to have a back back to back dole facto of of the back of the dick bone. What is dick bone called. Oh the it is. Yeah yeah yeah. I think you're right. I consider some shit hang on. That's the rag. Because they use that for me shine. Liza raccoons pena's yeah. Never dick bone back. You lem back ula akyayla. Macula particular like scott exacting. Boy what i use scott back ulum. I used to have. I used to have such a crush on him. I did really well. Tonight's and other on. Would i don't know why i like. I like different. I don't know like weird looking men. I suppose really weird and now you've gone you know what was it that dvd sweetie de sweetie gb hoover. What the hell was that guy's name right. That's another one ryan hollered ryan. You were the rayvey dude from the morning. Show chris gore. No god damn no. The guy who got lost his job on like cbs. Oh matt lauer lower. You went through matt lauer phase on a. You're currently in the middle of woody allen phase. I like really. Where are you going your money on the bj ogres in okay. See that's that's your kind of somewhere between there. He doesn't look weird though. He doesn't look weird. I used to like heaven's He's too skinny now. It looks a little sickly. I don't know. Even though i know he's healthier but i don't know sorry. Sorry you had to die. Oh yeah sorry had to have that heart attack and now look all thin. I really liked you lot fatter. Sorry it's not healthy for you. But i mean would he could do is he could get out smaller blazers. 'cause you won't get rid of his fat blazers soon. He wears it and he looks like a little kid trying on his dad's close. Well you don't wanna like invest a whole new wardrobe. Yeah he she's very very very Pragmatic that way. there's also for one hundred pounds. You can go down a couple sizes you know you don't you don't want to jump right into some smaller close. He's gone now has he. He has ever since his heart attack while while he dropped a hundred pounds. He's doing something. No yeah Oh my goodness gracious. So yeah. I don't know that there's a there's someone had asked how asked if i were talk about one guy one jar no seven put it up his ass and then the jar broke.

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Yeah okay for those of you. That are unfamiliar They're not familiar with one guy one jar. It's it's about a guy. I just described it. Yeah you did. Okay did but you don't see his face you basically just see from his dick down and he does squat a glass mason jar and it does get sucked into his f- breaks and you see glass and blood dripping from this poor guys destroyed asshole colon whatever well. I know getting the metal picture of this happening to said person again. It's like conversation. Real show that that popped up but when that popped up as looking in that light. My eyes are just like fucked That that article came up with the question came up and then there was an origin story of two girls. One cup okay. What guy wouldn't jar two girls one cup really. If you guys have don't know about two girls one cup which. I cannot believe you. Don't you wouldn't know about twenty something year. Old fucking thing to girls fucking shitting in one cup. Yeah well anyway. There's a whole allegedly now. There's there's alleged they have a whole. There's a whole back story like the history of what happened in. Who made it and these who these two brazilian chicks are. And it's it's actually pretty crazy. So you're going to be on there too. If you want know you can read it. Because i'm not really gonna get like that into details. You're not gonna close and a little. Were they were they were. They prostitutes wherever they shooting a film for. Who came up with the concept. Was this how they just generally role or was this just a rio. Who play for for pay. Well what what this This one company usually makes he makes films for a company called vomit brazil So they're they're at a fetish films. Yes but it's basically it's it's stuff that would induce vomiting or is vomiting. Don't do the morning she's down. You see ya. I picture anytime. That tile goes off like in my head there. There are certain people who they kind of pop up like a deer when you pull up table like what what's going on. What is that his to. Somebody need assistance anyway. With this this for people went all all about this and they ended up having to go to court over the disturbing for people who were distributing it Orlando was even one of the places that they had to go to court for the whole city of orlando or somebody in orlando i. I don't know whoever distributed in orlando like their distributor. Probably somebody we know. It probably is very i know. I don't remember coming across in the store that i worked at had dirty videos. But this is. I even know When when shane's shane's wife tabby she made a two girls one cup. Cake is very detailed. Very gross ahead to barbie dolls shitting on a cupcake on top of another cake and there was just chocolate icing all over every it was gross. That she's laughed. Well she also does have a very realistic giant penis. Vani on her are studies. Tattoo really done vascular to very vascular cock. He's got cox over. Dr kaku god. We talked about that. Spatchcock will let you know into you. Know the person that would have the two girls one cup cake made. Yeah that's true a- you would. You would know really where we're starting ohio. The new florida. Sarah new where they're taking it back. That's what i heard is. They're taking back. The white trash moniker along with moist. Boy i'm taking moist. Pack voices too good of a word to describe delicious cake like using it for other other things Okay i can see how people would want to stop you or possibly spit on you.

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I got it well because like you know it was over used for a long time. Girls were saying moist there throughout the nineties. I think it was. You know what. I mean so talk about a delicious chocolate cake really a nice. Fresh sponge moist is perfectly descriptive in describes it beautifully. And i really want to be able to say that that word in my household you can. I know you're coming back around with it. You're you're very anti for while like every time you heard you like froze. A chick conditioned helps. Hey we're getting any for the night for the week Yeah so. I hope you guys had fun with us tonight as we as i ramble on about shit and china hold reality for longer but is look just like the chicken is very very similar to renting chicken. And if you look exactly like it looks like you hit the break wall about twenty minutes. What you have to ask me had time and o see back. Yellow does those.