#334 Ambulance Sex

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It's yoda's head on the end of about plug. There's no try a lost and you realize what the visual would be if that said but plug was inserted it would look like yoda's entire body of your ass going a little miss piggy and slightly indices again. We do that a lot on the weekend has landed all the exists. Now clubs drugs pope's pies of four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer on my head like screaming cal. I'm going to cut shit to strangers all night. I'm going to lose on the dance floor. The free radicals inside may freaking tonight. I'm volka papa. I'm going to never never land my chosen family mind. We're gonna get more spice doubt than neil armstrong advocate. Anything travel tonight. This could be a my life from the seventy week. Quick enough and now live from studio. I bring you a girl that usually stops before any serious tearing happens here. She is your host. The one the keep katie. Hello load welcome to the show. This is kiki kadish world number. Three thirty four. I'm husky and with me as always is the stuffing. My turkey. My favorite plush coverage fluctuate mr. All right we are coming to you. Live from rural thirty for studios katya radio dot com and radio dot net. Show coming up for you tonight. Us right needs to be seen again as usual. Well we have a new porn. Pick of the week i've got orange get. We got some new right circle. We got some weird stuff we do we. We have some weird stuff. Are you sure you never made a living as a tarot card reader maybe psychic. Do you mean you know. Well we have some pets. We have some porn and we have some weird check. Yeah that's probably ninety. Eight percent of our content right there like any given show. I mean there's something in that realm somewhere see making fun of me. No not at all not at all. You're such a dick no negative. I have to say our friend our friend in ohio. Shane he he got a new tattoo today. And it's the jellyfish deck. It's it's a jellyfish and the technical shape like aleni dick well. He got in trouble on facebook because she posted a picture of it looked. Everybody does really look like jellyfish. No no but the whole thing is the comment is what he got in trouble for. Because the comment said yeah. I wanted to put it right next to katie's pussy tag me in it because on the other side like right next to it. Is my pussy picture. Tattoo mike my crotch trouble for that. And they made him change. you'd genitalia. so i just. I just thought that that was funny. Really they actually let you re read it something. Apparently they did let him Just edgy no. It is like what you did here We gave you some notes. Little red line there Take a look at it over. Maybe change it for us. Why don't they do that with me. Because i just got back from a seven day bannon suspension for a show announcement anyway. I rethink fired discussed that last show. There's a guy it's almost like you're lingering a little bit you know. Sorry you know. Well there's a there's a guy on twitter My goodness he. He's he's become a little a little tad bit obsessive. Okay i want to say yeah so now. Not only has he started going with. I want i want to marry you. We're gonna be together one day. And now i wanna impregnate you ask. I don't want any kids. You got well you know as some guys. No you gotta take different shots like you gotta approach it from different angles. you know. Sometimes you try this way. You try that way you try. I can knock you up. Keach torrisi tracy go forward. Tracy morgan autumn. Well then he said well. How would you feel if i got a tattoo review. I was like well. Then you a member of a very elite club. There are some people that do have tattoos of me already out.

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Tear it up. I would be absolutely flattered at a rep. Tater chip they go go for it. Let loose juju fruit. Oh there this there was this kid on the. He slid into my. Dm's okay you make. That's out very very probably not the way it was but go on. Well maybe it was. I don't know he had asked me like. Are you under younger guys like now. Don't make me add it stuff out because that's a real pain in the ass. I'm just saying no. No no i have. I have everything into younger. Jesus said he used to coach thing. Sometimes you know what i mean. And i said no. And then he said he was like all that's too bad and then i kind of looked at his profile. Okay because he asked i he's at how old are you. I said i'm almost forty one. He's no not yet When you think of fucking older it's like oh you know. And he's no. I thought you were like twenty five or thirty. So i'm like okay. You definitely are way too young as you you. You're blind to you. Obviously fallen on your head. Yes you stare your screen too much computer screen. Your eyes are all fucking epi. Something's wrong there's something wrong so i said well how he's at eighteen hours at new. He's it's still too young. I'm like oh yes. Oh yeah very well you know over the over the over the line you gotta get one one toe over the line at least start calling me mrs robbins. I would rather not really also being. Dm's i got. I got one from this from this. One dude goes great. You talking to you again. I'm like again who exactly. That's the first thing i said i said again. Question mark I'm like i don't know who the hell you are. i went to. I went to his his facebook. Page cop okay. now whatever. 'cause i i have a few people law enforcement that are friends with me on facebook and said well i apologize i. It was a long time ago. I'm like okay. Well can you give us his. Yeah you asked me. It was legal or not with a guy one to play spicer there i was like. Oh my god i so remember that i said just so you know. I didn't do it. And i cut off all correspondence with them for those of you. Don't know this story. i'll just keep it brief. There was a there was a guy at around. It was around this time of the year anyway around christmas time and he very snowy winter down here he got. He got in touch with me over over fat life and well. He wanted me to come to his hotel room for singing in the morning and bef- and he wanted me to shit on a silver platter and p my first my first pissing the day he wanted me to pee in a champagne glass and then he wanted to eat it Who request for some people. Well that's div that that's very deep. I want an and it did get into a lot more details. Okay and then. He said you know if then he wanted to watch and it was just so i threw out some ridiculous amount of money and i say you don't have been gosh. It has to be up front before. And he's okay. Okay oh my god. Then that's when. I asked him i was like oh so you. Do you have to watch me. Do this nasdaq will. Then it just went up. And he's like okay. I'll fuck thing about it. Like really all i gotta do. I just have to use the bathroom and then go to bed because they said do you have to do. I have to watch you. Eat it. And he said no okay. God sound like. I really don't don't want to do this. But for that amount of money. I was really pena glass. Fine here you go good morning. If i remember correctly he was even cool with you. Know maybe they're there. Yeah he could be like being a okay. I mean you know. At least i would feel better as far as a safety perspective.

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Yeah however it's one of those things while you know you're going out of the hole on that one. He really are who i even asked him to. Because we wanted to find out details and stuff like that knife and asked him. I said anything specific. You want me to eat before hearing like the night before. Like many eat like. What kind of consistence here shooting for you like. What do you and the on the pu scale. Are you looking for like a three or five. What are you. What do you want tijuana mexico. Are you looking for. Goan trump buffet oatmeal. What's what are you looking to do here curry so anyway. But he could spare. How about how about brussels sprouts. Oh god well anyway. I ended up being. I was kind of freaking out. Because i was really considering doing this. I really was so then. I ended up asking asking a cop that i ended up talking to if it was illegal. Since it's not sexual okay and it's not you know it was illegal for me to do this and get paid for it. Yes so i know. I know that's how we started that story. I do believe yeah. Yeah that's thought that he hey exhaustive explain. Why retire why. I ended up talking to this cop. And he's like yes guy wanted you to s. We've pope was legal. So that's how. I do not very hard kidding irish. I heard About this new. What's not new barely. They've been testing it for like thirty fucking years or something like that. That there's a male birth control chur. That's in a shot. Yes and it lasts for thirteen years. Male birth control shot thirteen years. Shoot it in your deck. Oh this is new. I did see something about this. I heard it on the radio here again here again. You know yeah a shot and your dick. I mean what what's going on. Here i mean. Are they shooting into the ball. Sack into the deference. What's going on. I think my little vaz's i believe it. They are going into the stephens. Yeah that would be like the source there. You go right shoot it. So what is it. Like fucking like walkers. Oh my god yeah. I don't know but it's it's apparently they've been they've been testing and it's been quite successful. Okay yeah okay so that sounds a little less less but then again though it's technology has changed since then it's been the same people working on it so i don't i don't know i mean i don't know. Would you trust a shy of not going. I would you. I'm like i'm not going. I you see how that works in. Somebody's balzac for a little. While i mean. I like well like anything else. I don't know how the fuck do i know you know i. How do i know one thing from the other in. What's a good idea. And what's not. I have now. I can act pipes but not those kind of hypes not at all. Are you almost got to like go on somebody else's word at some point. Well i guess somebody that knows what they're talking salaries nose spray foam. My god i want to say. Thank you to Sushi she she. She got one of the shirts she liked the kinky design and she got some boudoir pictures taken in in it. You can go see it on twitter at the. Let me get it. Correct sushi sylvette but it's s. u. s. h. i. x. h why t lot some other character. You don't know what it is. I have crowd. You'll tweet at link to her fabulous fabulous photos. Yeah it'll be their buddies. Follow if i've already twitted several times. Okay so you'll see a twitter kinky katya radio that's a lot simpler. Yeah that's a lots of check my twitter out. You can go see her. She's cute as you'll totally enjoy doing it. Well you should do it right now but at some point you're not driving pause this not drive. They run they. They've doing stuff and they're just listening to it while they're doing stuff. Yes so the probably not actively but you know when you when you get a better. You'll you'll appreciate what you're seeing all right. Let's go to my favorite segment by standing by eight. Might not be the porn. You would paint katie.

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It's time once again for score anyway. Listening crack that I do like it all right. So maya pouring pick of the week. I am back onto the fuck messily dolls. Silly me silly dolls and it has to have the audio doesn't have audio. I mean it's gonna have good audio. You like you like a good voice voice actor and your your male masturbation i mean i i like to hear the squashes. I like to hear the grunts. Asmar fuck silly doll who put. What did you mean like. Oh yeah but it's more than that. I mean it's like the make my mouth make the fuck and fuck noises doesn't do it loud enough. I could do it in post of put it in post share i get psyche psyche noises. Okay sure i will anyway anyway. So yes so. That's that's kind of been what i've been jammed on for the past couple of days. Yeah to aggressive. See you're okay. you're feeling good. You're back town. You almost like in a very cyclical like dara's definitely a monthly rotation of the like level. You know like like what we watch the hot pepper eating contest. You know they started out with with the fucking Ones that were in a spicy and then they move up to the diverse ones later. You know what i'm saying. And then i once i get to the murders ones that i tape. You're literally watching motorists stuff. Yes yeah that you look at me. I don't know god. He's watching a serbian film again. Every time does that thing show jay. Do what you need to as long as everybody was involved. Was you know consensual And agreed to do it. They knew it was being paid for and all that shit legal that. Where'd you get this guy at a flea market. Yeah that's definitely not what you wanna do at least for me anyway. That's not what i know. I get some snap negative. I don't need to put that in my head. I don't know how that's gonna go. Oh my god. I was looking. I was looking at Pick speaking of a serbian film this race. Being of it. I did we do this again. Where you were having a nice peaceful fucking fantasy week and now we're walking down the of you know somebody fucking dies. No no no. No no this this this is i'm just saying because there's one scene in there but i was looking at dildos on amazon right and i'd put in massive adult sex toy huge toy anyway so on a couple of different pages there was there. There'd be sex toys and shit like that and then they'd have realistic babies. Like i'm like why are these here. We were just watching that. Pay money webby guy youtube. Yes yeah on youtube and someone sent him watched some retarded chit sometimes. Laugh our little balls ex officer anyway. What murray watch that today and someone had sent him one of those real quick. Oh my god. I just saw that fucking and brand. But it didn't have. It wasn't a master retiree toy was just creepy doll. I know okay. That's just a creepy tall. Why would you advertise with all these sex toys. Just peppered into sex toys. When if you're not fucking selling it as a baby i mean well. That's that all that is is somebody who who who who sell stuff on amazon because now everything's amazon stuff and they tagged it in some way to come up in the same thing so it might not even be amazon itself. You know what. I'm sayin like that's pretty weird for giant adult sex toy. Why hear what you're saying and somebody but it might not be amazon's all i'm saying is it may not directly be act actually amazon doing it. It's somebody who sell shift for amazon going. Hey we're gonna put it would with big dildos.

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I don't know and they're always and they when they're the ads there naked. Okay just like this is fucked up. This is really fucked up. Are you going on me here. You're talking about jesus. Christ stopped amazon conspiracy into having sex. I mean it because it's not an actual sex toy. It creepy looking fucking roberts all. It's just a tall tall. It had no fucking or if i except for. If you pull the leg out then you could probably fuck. You could probably make a fee out of the leg socket on that thing. Oh ga a you could take about it because he think about it when he got the dog. The dog didn't have the legs attached. It's just the way it comes weird shipping. You know smaller box. You have one box and then that way. Things are cheaper no tree and he didn't even realize that the dog had a dog. The doll had a vagina more realistic parts. But it was. It was a crease. It it's okay. It's a waterline situation. There actually do. I care what do i care. I don't know if somebody makes that shit i. I don't know how i feel. So i mean i try to like. I tried to if if you're not crossing the line of consensuality adulthood and humanism. And you're not hurting. I don't know how i feel. I don't know if he creeps me out like well. You know it's dicey it's definitely fucking my opinion is i don't like i mean if you're if you're headed there you may. She need to like turn around. I don't maybe you know. Consult a life coach possibly glare therapists. I don't know. I don't know but maybe it's the fact you know. Let's say let's let's just say and we don't know but let's just say Somebody's just having sex with weird creepy dolls. Like it's not the fact any fact that it could be something that's real. It's you know the actual objects and you know people like that. That are into that car bumper or the fucking tree tree fuckers. I mean it's an inanimate object at the end of the day we to say okay. Baby doll fuckers creep me out. Okay okay okay. i don't like it. It's back like you know where you would find. This section at the extreme parties would be like you go through the vis queen section and on the other side of the vis wayne section out. In the back there would be people screwing only strange thing. Well tax me ha here again. It's an object. So what the fuck. My koa real. I mean let's say. Let's let's go like x. Machi fucking thought thought experiment again because then that makes me sad the fuck it makes you think of like some like robotic kid. Okay but it's a fucking robot where the fucking worthy ethics stand. there upset. whatever. I don't like it if it was programmed to perform said project. It's not willing its existence. Oh okay let's let's handed i fucking essentially being's existence like that. You gotta do what that's being is wants to re bang Appraised off that they're like it like that so not fair. now it's creepiest ball sack hundred percent but you know who am i to talk. I'm pretty creepy to a lot of people do. But that's not your thing. No that's not a dp. I'm you know what i mean. I know what you mean. People definitely think it just depends on your perspective. I think my perspective's not quite tilted. That far there's this new dating thing that's going around. You know others cat fishing. Yes okay. Will this hat fishing. That's what is call had fishing. Yes hat fishing stealing other people's pictures. No no no. No no no where they go on dating apps and they wear hats to hide their baldness balding. Sure so you guys have done since the beginning of them not liking losing their senior head dammit shaver. You do what you want. But i just spur yell taco from a guy who's been shaving his head for a long time. Yeah that's that's absolutely true. Yeah i would just like last shave. You know if it started really falling out. I'd be well you know you know like just. Naturally i'm getting male pattern baldness or something. Hey i lost a clip every week.

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Yeah but you're not though that's the whole thing like why do i have to be damned with a full head of hair. Some some folically challenge dude right now. Listening to going you deck you take. You have hair and you've been shaving it this whole time. Yeah but i bet that guy can grow a moustache really. I mean to be fair. I can grow on okay about it. It's it's not. It's not a look. We want to reproduce all the time. Prepubescent were grows in and then it just. It looks weird on me. it's really it's not good. No i've seen it's not worse to the world is what i'm telling you. Hey kinda grows so there was There was an artist who designed the the new. It's a christmas tree a very large christmas tree for in paris. They've got the sculpture up. Yes it's a giant green plug. I'm dead serious. tell me tell me. That's the plug perry christmas. Of course you do fucking awesome. See how we're going to put this in in the in the piccadilly scoring no wherever that is. I mean if you didn't know if you don't own any like automatically by somebody going. Hey that's about lug immediately. There's some british person eylau you know what it is. They don't care over there though now. Less sexually repressed especially france. Yeah that's true. Yeah he would. If it was in england they wouldn't give a shit either like do. That's that's a fucking well Speaking of butt plugs this fucking check. She ordered a baby. Yoda doll from. Wish what okay. And they sent her a yoda but plug instead. It's yoda's head on the end of about plug or you're not no try. Oh lost you will and you realize what the visual would be if that said but plug was inserted it would look like yoda's entire body was up your ass going a little miss piggy and slightly indices again. We do that a lot. They're all anytime we throw yoda impression. Wego right in dark crystals skis or Miss off mic early other. I for whatever reason it like touches the same part of my brain. I don't know what happened the way. You don't know why there's this grandmother. She said she was fine. Yeah hang out a lot eating colleague. Sorry we leading circles thirty. Well she says fuck netflixing chill. I'm china life alert and squirt. She showed me this at point. Now you don't like it. No go ahead i just i just you know everybody's i don't like olives. What can i tell you well. Bryan pits in the center. It's very strange thing to run into a pit when you don't expect it. We are going to episode of rule thirty four and when we come back. We're going to have a brand new hits man and we're going to have some other Talk about so enjoy. It won't be rebecca yum time. Bullet basically angry pressuring snack. Visit accused three hooper and he got busted again again humping trees and this time he was highest balls and running from the cops until they caught him. Hey you over there fucking fucking fucking to tree. Oh yeah you're fucking god damned tree stoppable. I put your away. Well anyway he eh. they let him out on a twenty five thousand one but he. This is the he is. He's apparently he's thirty six years old and he's hurt. Anybody is easy hurting. The tree is he. Is he girl in a whole house it happening. Now there's a. There's a picture of the tree. The tree is actually it. Looks like it's got is and it's like oh no no trees were harmed in the thing. I mean did like kids. You saying that the tree was asking for a well. I don't speak tree. How do i know they're living things apparently day.

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That's what i'm saying. Maybe the was asking for it. How was the tree. Dressed has addressed. How much how. Much bark was still on district tree. Drinking was the tree fucked up. Was their sap all over it. Like one of those party trees. They're like just like to go out. Like little hussy juries those trees the ones used deserve it or they're looking for it to be pruned your holes right out there dates. You know all. I'm doing no you and making the generally and welcome back to katie's world dot com dot net at kinky katie radio can radio dot com in radio dot com facebook. Ems that life off anywhere. So why don't you just google me only doing this on purpose. Aren't you like what bouncing up and down. I can't help is on yes year. Like a little dirt dirt. My game bringing back. Oh my god there is this There's this it's It's a sex toy and when i when i story when i was looking around on on the olias on and it's a vibrator with powerful thrusting this thing it's got a remote control with it but it's got a handle that looks like a little dick like maybe about a couple of inches like three to three inches. Wait a handle for. What are we talking about here. What's going on. Like power punch dildo powerful punch like fuck machine vibrates or i know but i no not now like fuck machine because it's a handler. She'd like you like your fucking lumberjack song. You know i know. Know what i mean. No i don't but i will check it out. I don't. I'm not having a hard time. Kinetic learner okay. so there's a donkey that goes inside. The pussy is also like a ribbed clint stimulator. That's on the outside the robot. Okay now there's a little dick that's that's coming up millennial alien and that's the handle because it even shows you a diagram slight slash handoff or said. Yeah our thrusting okay. I got like a seahawk hook sort of yeah with the ever going to the upper up. Probably the upper. I'm guessing nur's control there as well. No there's a remote so that. But i've doesn't get in the way of yo right in the right near news two as well could it. Not maybe not the way that is bent. No no flexi maybe a flex in you could do the betty betting. I don't think it flexes too much because it's it's okay. Yeah what if you're very adventures. Whatever your gatekeeper. You just kinda like props it open the guy or guy. take the guy coin of the gaps. Indicate your fucking queens all right. Let's go to your favorite segments. Dan by wait for me to fuck and i saw you literally boobs in and out your weight this man. This week sits man. I actually finally download and instagram iphone. No shit right. You did promise like eighty five episodes ago. I know you said you were going to check it out even though it has a very anti nipple policy do okay just to have to watch yourself. Yeah it's practice ever behaving yourself anyway anyway.

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Well for this week's tits man. It's if you go to instagram. It's best boobs in the world. And when i say that they've got some very nice nice postings they have those are very nice and obviously there's no never also the world is safe. It's mostly a lot of there's a lot of lingerie there's kiedis there's just there's hand holding over and a lot of them look very natural do yes of maybe not but some of them yes anyway but there are very very nice so i suggest if you are a fan of tits. Nice tits big tits. Then you should go to best boobs in the world and check them out. Because i don't think you'll be disappointed at all man. So that's your tits man for the week. Yeah there was okay. I i know that they used to have cod pieces. That what they're called kadhafi's okay right. Okay well or those ever four anything other than just like decoration for for metalhead eighties. I don't know i could. I could look it up if you want. Well because someone saying is there on the there used to have a cock that actually like protruded part of like a plate armor would have a copy this. But it's like shape though if you had a fucking heart on like going into battle and you're like i gotta raise your. It's it's pointed up like we'll see your nuts in but yeah well. That was the decoration of the day. You know they they look at my mighty suard. I wanna say. I saw something about that. At what point on. What are the blacksmith things that i like to watch. So they made they made fucking carshield's know exactly. Yeah yeah what other shows i watch. They were making fucking yeah. I'm trying to read the history of the cod piece. Oh there's the literally you go right to the judicial and they have answers there. It's really fucking cool early. Eighteenth century henry the eighth hemp henry. My god was it henry. The eighth was that the what the song is about. Yes it's mas- man ties before it wasn't honoring outta right. I fucking decoration personally. Yeah you know what i'm saying. I don't know seal. Wikipedia has to say you want one a cod piece jab trying to cut down on my piece so selection. You know i've been real heavy into that hair. Put on a pair of yoga pants or just some shiny ones. And then i'll make one ago to to michael's and will bedazzle one. I mean maybe back then it was just a way to catch the shmegegge before it hits your outer clothing like like absorbent could soak it up. Oh you know what i mean. That's rank okay. Well i didn't invent card pieces so you can't play me for wanting to cover up their stinky stinky fucking manhood back in the fucking dark ages. Excite factor china muslims squirrel. Yes shave and there's all kinds of not only not only the metal ones but like like just like that. You know what i'm saying. Yeah just like on on your actual clothing day and hence my crotch. I guess. I guess it's gotta be something like that. Over like there was even a period of time in different civilisations where like ball size was the most important thing and they didn't necessarily look. I think it was romans with dixon. Is like a smaller. Jake was about that kind of thing. Some shit like that smaller dick was there was some kind of shit about it. I swear to you. I've heard it or at least that's what the little people were trying to get you to welcome. Thank day letter. The insisted either stretch. What waller e out the motion of the ocean g spots only about like that pouring anyway. So what more do you need You could try to find the clip. I you try that on the outside you know are now. Give it a shot. I don't know they there's some pretty fucked up sex laws at there.

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There's an indiana it's illegal for a person to have a moustache if you have a tendency to habitually kiss other people so if you're just like i just wanna fuck and make out with everybody. You're not allowed to have a moustache. It's really strange. about that. is there was no mention of like you must have consent from somebody to go. Kisii barrett auto. No we had to make a special mustache real. Yes because really sometimes when you wanna go kisii you know well. Maybe you're going kissy down southie. And you're like can have a moustache. She can't get caught. He made the rule himself. Like i make up the law. I don't even understand the point of that. He likes to eat pussies his mustache. You would smell a pussy. And then he get caught cheating because he's officially eating pussy. Oh well this. I mean this law. When when when is that the most irritating part of a mustache really the smell. Yeah the smell of so glad. I don't grow hair. Who seriously knowing i get at sometimes for about most of it. It's kinda soured your wife. You grow better mustache you. I don't know who is worse for you or me. Definitely you i for me whatever. I have a big ridiculous beard beard. So yeah no i never. I know that big ridiculous white beard quite gone past gray have got right into white arena when you go when you start going great young. That's what happens. Eventually you end up with with you know. Just you know silver locks i guess. Did you know some legal for husbands to have more than three gulps of beer. When they're in bed with their wives no more than three now more than three So you can stand next to the bed and fucking chug a couple. Once you get in the bed you know. We have three that never applied to ladies regained glasses of wine and bad. The sippy cups were did i used to. I used to drink a lot like lot a lot. And i kinda got into red wine so we will go to bed and i would have a glass of red wine and i up having it around him and then I would pass out and the glass would fall. And he was more than yeah and i would just completely so came in the bed with red wine. The sad part was there. Were times where. I didn't wake up after you spilled it on. I'd wake up in the morning in a puddle of right in a puddle of murderous looking stuff looking around and i would be sitting about me glass over literally. You're on the right side of me. The glass is on the left side to be your arms around my head holding the glass. I completely separated you from the spill. So you had no idea it was all i was like a giant gutter really like gutter of wide that you dumped on me in the middle of the night so anyway so one day he decides to cover i. I was watching. Tv in the bedroom and he He brings me a glass of wine. You know and then i was like oh thank i wait. Gives it to me in a the kids sippy cup so he takes it and then turns it upside down and shakes and nothing comes out. He goes here. You go real drink wine in bed. Drink with the sippy cup. And at first i was like oh give me a break and i'm like this is fucking great. La buzzed thing. 'cause i ended up falling asleep with it on my chest. I was laying down. And i i dropped. It was in between us. Nothing was a trade. You might get a drink or two out of it. But that's about it. Yeah it was pretty safe for bedtime on all ism. Yes and also for movie alcoholism too. Because then they were that time where we filled up to cups with crown crown crown and ice stuck at my verse. You and the odd thing is if not did does like shaky down going into a movie anyway but even if they did it not that we. We weren't even with the kids it wouldn't like at our minds. Yeah it's completely normal that you people would have sippy cups in the in in your verse.

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Sure i think back then. We had the seats in the cars really. Yeah yeah i think back then. I probably would have no. It's so i could bring in liquor going in it. Was that kind of movie theater walk. I mean that's totally what i would have done anyway. And they would have been like. Yeah ok sure go ahead. I think it was like an eleven o'clock movie to the afternoon. I think it was a night tonight. I was at night because we was only it was. Yeah there. Laws sketchy shit. Going on theater there was the the getting ahead like a couple rows down. I did stuff that. I'm not proud of time in particular. That was the naira smoking cigarettes in the theater. Getting drunk peed in the fucking theater. We had saks all the same all the same night all the same movie. Oh god no. I know we don't drink because you take about it. It was so it really is foul. Yeah at the time. Though at the time i was faced i had a great time to admit i had a really good time. Doing it and i would never do no. That's you know the answer. That anymore just is back in the early two thousand so really come on you know back. Then there's some dirty fuck and movie theaters. Where people do a lot worse than that is what i'm telling you. I know that you know that. I mean both peewee. Herman remember that a long time ago. There wasn't like people a lot of people in the theater to be fair now and we didn't get rousted. Nobody nobody saw eddie of what we did. You know how the fuck we never got arrested for anything that we did. Because i'm lucky like very fortunate. I'm just lucky enough to not get arrested. Most of the time. I mean even from like public nudity to public intoxication to just whatever the fuck. I don't all things that that the statute of limitations have run out on by the way so that's true that's fair uh-huh everything's okay that's right. We didn't kill anybody. We didn't rape anybody nothing like that. However we know of we did. We did lots of drug shenanigans aliens. Yeah yeah just being stupid and blackout drunk to see what happens. Yeah what are you gonna do. Oh my god. Jesus christ af a woman. Where'd you got me to tears at the palladium music. Good neighbors love it when it's a holiday. Jim holy fuck. I don't even know how late they went last night. I don't know either. I was just like sucked. Melatonin like do care. I god i'm going to kick my computer anyway. Did you know that if a woman loses a game of pool a game of pool in alabama. It's legal for her to settle her tab with sex really. Yeah come on. Yeah there's gotta be like cottage industry lost a game. I mean you witness style on the pay was pinball table in what i wanted to is like could you convert that to actual prostitution really. Maybe possibly question mark to lawyers in the elephant lawyers out there. Why don't know thereby some alabama lawyers they can answer our legal question in the state of alabama. Think about it like if you if that was true and that law was actually there and was an actual thing. You could almost argue. You know that you. If you're a girl hanging out at a pool hall you just make a lot of bad bets. I'll bet you twenty dollars. Bet you fifty dollars a you know that'd be a handy really bad pool i sky. Yeah yeah the ball just dumped off tai-bo better yet. Hey buddy van until tell. You ain't got fifty dollars. But i'll give you a little bro. Blow in the bag. Putty hook it up. I'll tell it for ya between two buddies it's no big deal for blackout your friend. We've already covered that if you raise it with the blackout memory never happen you just exception that shit right out of your brain. That's right. i never knew that i did that. Okay oh my god.

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There was just something that i saw. I wanna know how does how does someone monitor this in in texas. They say it's considered obscene. If you own more than six sex toys okay well but in arizona. You're only allowed. You can't have more than two. Okay i mean other fucking like sex police. Like sex toy police are coming along and be like how many fuck fuck toys do you have. I mean which what you really have to look out for is if they ask you to register your sex toys. That means they're coming for of they're never gonna take away my dildos vibrators give pull by dale out of my cold dead. Hey and a cold dead pussy. Wonder if they mean like six dildos at a time like that you're using those out of time that's we. We've discovered the maximum or fist limit. Hair in the state of taxes. Six can't use board six. dale does now. That's out of time. Katie it is. We're in a pandemic now can cram that much into your into your holes really. Is that because of that. You think some people the can-canada party a five zero. i liked. I wonder if amazon will send them like a case of dildo. Adam and eve What's nuts do. They cut your critical. Yeah well he's in somewhere here in florida. I think florida. Oh yeah that's reno you know they'll send us anything. Yeah yeah no they know you know you can get the fireworks that you could blow your arm off with. Yeah yeah yeah. They're just there. Here's the paperwork for you buddy. Would decide hair religious display right. You're not allowed to have sex with a dude while you're writing in an ambulance. I'm not totally blows my whole fantasy. It doesn't with a lady. What do you mean hetero sacks decision. I led to have sex with a man so here yet it sounds like if we were hanging in an ambulance i would be fine and you go to jail. I liked law. Yeah well. Because i don't go to jail jail it as long as i wasn't having sex with a man on the on the bus other trade. Where was that. I don't remember what you said. What was the log. Ambulance abiola okay. The buzzer will. I forgot. I like my shit. I got an i i. I thought i closed it to on. No you didn't remember so don't even look at me your story you you are the head of the fuck and research department. You know exactly what it is and you forgot that it's that it's that time of the show where i start to forget. Things started to yeah. I don't know why people would want this even even though they say in. I think it's japan a little. Thanks japan where it's like traditional to eat. Kfc in christmas christmas okay. Oh yeah okay. Well this back again. They have a fire log makes it. Smells like fried chicken when you throw it in your fireplace. So why why would you want your house to smell like. Afc's fried chicken. That's that's rhetorical. Right i don't know but this is the third year in a row that that it's come back up and they only have it during the holiday season. Okay well you know what you really want to get out with some fried chicken. Why don't you just fry yourself no without. Its without the mass that without the meth. but all the smell. Maybe you don't cook and ahead. You know Javanese apartments are very small so what do you mean. They're tiny very very tiny very small. Not big like american look very large american apartments. Oh i thought you get such a kick out of this. i saw. I saw this as i was running through. Things is this is this is the title of the fucking click mater wherever north korea's military. Maybe training dolphins. Us navy says and all.

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I can think of bread gulf. No training them to rape are counter. Programming myself yeah. Yeah what happens. What i'm doing we're going to get you can't you can't an act me anymore activate me was your subliminal messaging. I know because. I've been working on a new one. I've been working on counter program. Aunt sure you know what the new one is. Good luck with that anyway. There's they say that there's a new device coming out that fucking beams music right. Your head with no headphones. Yeah you put a little implant in your ear south on i don't i don't know i just saw that. That penn tara had Had posted something about a from like channel eight news or something. I was like what so. I just think that that's weird. I don't want something just like teaming waves into my head. No i don't know are you wouldn't have to have earbuds then. Yeah but what are they could. They potentially be taking out. I don't know i don't know either. What they fucking warping your rain. I'm not sure as she strange. I don't know. I don't think i'd want one of those things l. o. I got the big orange fucking kitty right and my grill idea i do. Oh my god if you want. If you're worried about having like a loose snatch or you know just kind of like if you're if you're feeling a little Cavernous her little little hallway action. If you know what i mean. There's this there's this product that i saw a gives you like fuck a bear trap snatch will. It looks like that it were needle in a thread. I'd say super kegalle exerciser really. Yes what happens with that. Stick it in your statue you do. Oh it's it looks like a fucking thi- master for your pussy. Oh god i was thinking about like one of those stress balls that when you squeeze it is pop out. You know what i mean. No this thing. I'm gonna show you what it looks like you. Stick it in your post and when you squeeze ally it's just together not it almost looks like a bedpan or something a bedpan. It does will like backwards. I don't know but you put to an end in there. Oh no that is so strange. Yeah you want to put that in and you want to try it out. Are you trying to say. I'm not trying to say lupus. No i'm saying you have to like research sayings for listeners. Fine i'll stick it on my on my amazon wishlist. Asking me a pelvic floor. Inner thigh. massager. We'll keep you from and in your elder ears. Oh that's right. Because i've got the granny thing going on. No i whatever forty you know. I don't think it's been necessarily old. But you know told enough to be a grandparent covered this you're there got to lean in no. Oh i don't know him to lean in. Oh you were talking about the other. The other show about ditchling driving. Yeah well this woman she. She got in trouble she got pulled over. She was twenty five years old and she was caught ditchling in the car as she was driving. Who would you being caught. Like was she was her leg kicked up or like how. How was this happening. Well she had a toy and she was also she had her phone propped up wash. She's watching porn on her. Phone is pretty excessive. Yeah i think it's it's really aggressive. But maneuver while driving. And she she originally got pulled over for having to dargo tint on her car and then when they ruled on the shoes like bottomless the toy was on the other seed and the reform playing on her fucking phone up on her dash. She wasn't like in the middle of driving nil. Yes she was doing it while driving and she got pulled over while driving because of her ten thirty pulled down. I mean i would think you'd probably want to put some underwear on while the cops walking up to your cards. Not like johnny on the spot like right at your fucking door. You throw the toy under your seat or something. Turn off your phone for christ sake or maybe that you part of your thing. Is you want to get caught now. That's what i'm saying. She wanted to cops to like you body cavity her. possibly i. it almost yours in up there will. You almost like would have to think that that's like what was going on. You would almost because okay you get pulled over. There's a cop there's his lights.

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I mean there's thirty seconds of you know you know what i mean you could. You could literally toss the dildo on the passenger your seat shut your phone off and pull out your fucking skirt because you probably didn't have like jeans on well. Here's thing to do. Have wanted them out. she wanted to. I don't know because they also they found in the car. They found broken crack pipe. Okay well and look of her mugshot there you have it blurry add a mystery saw crag of yeah now see now. It's believable crack mission. Horny will know she's just fucked up when you're fucked up you fucked up shit like there is no activity fact up thing and you completely know this. I mean not only from ourselves by from other people that we witnessed like they get fucked up and they do just weird shit and they don't even know they're doing it they have no fucking clue and you can tell. It's like you're looking at going. You're not totally you beard out processing any of this like yeah. I know it's it's disturbing. We cannot take this person tonight. We're them very dangerous life worrying to do. It's not our fault our problem. You had a bit of floridian. You know what i mean. She can find her way home. Anyway we have to go for the weak guy. Get outta here so anyway. So do you have anything for me. Ese eric guys. While i hope you have a fun night fun weekend hung shift fund drive from workout. Whatever the fuck you were doing. Enjoy the rest of it and go-to dot com check. Go now the next couple of days tacos those.