Kinky Katie's World #336 Kosher Hanukkah Sex

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I still don't know what the fuck i did too to this. One nipple skinned it on the sheet or something it was like chapped was that your old nipple and so this is wonderful. What are you talking about like date. could you have gone through a few. or what's happened. yes what nipple. I have one of the two backward. What's the process up. the weekend has landed. All the exists. Now club strokes pumps and pies of four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer on my head like a screaming cal. I'm going to cut shit too strange his own life. I'm going to lose the plot on the dance floor. The free radicals inside may afri came on tonight. I'm chip travolta three a popper. I'm going to never never land much chosen family man. We're gonna get more spiced out than neil armstrong advocate out tonight. This could be the best my life the quick buck per. What's the keep and now live from little thirty four studio. I bring you a girl who wants to spread policy chair. If she could just find that. Extra large photon here. She is your host the one the only kinky katie lower lower. Welcome to the show. This gators world number three thirty six. I'm your host can competing with me as always is my man with the goodies in his sack jolly old saint dick plus covered puck away. Mr e we are coming to you live from thirty studios katie radio and brio cast happy hannukah or go to all my naughty judah judas. Jewish boys and girls or anything. In between that's right next episode will be the christmas episode but tonight straddle time did you make it out of clay. Yeah i gotta wait till though then with the drill you will come right at my aunt muzzle. Well with that being said. I think we've got a fun show for you tonight with By porn pick of the week and other topics for your cringing pleasure right now. You know it's weird. I think my porn pick of the week is turning into kind of what i'm masturbating to. Because it's sometimes it's not say okay. Well whatever getting me off. Because i'm just not exactly porn certain porn. Maybe something that's getting me. I'll fucking twisted up. Don't don't really get hung up all that much on. You know terminology with exactly what you're calling it. You know what. I mean it. Just go with the flow. That's right sorry. call it what you will. we do. Have new tits man coming up in the second. Half and weird. I've been craving sauces lately exhausted truly us now. I mean. I like but salic food in general. I've i've been kind of more like like manners. You know i. I almost picked up like a big bunch of bananas the other day. Because i'm just glad to meet i almost. I almost like touched it life. So yellow and curves know. I don't. I don't really know what that's us. And the fact that you want to chew on it and eat it. yeah yeah. It's not suckle at robert. It's not. It's not any way worship. No it's destroying and national between your teeth guy kinda like fleming and my mouth. Because i started to sallet at the thought of shootdown sausage. Oh god no. Based me i am. I'm having some Sweetheart spit at its. It's not even like this weird thing in my mouth red bull. Yeah not a sponsor do they. Do they sponsor things anymore. I don't know if they're not really reaching the flu dog or whatever they surely do. And i think they do like other water sports. The whatever they're doing it's extreme church. Yeah i don't know but it kind of makes me like little crack rabbit so things are going to get probably pretty interesting great. I can't wait should be awesome Show hello cambodia. Just want to say hi to people in cambodia because you saw four of you so yeah i don't understand what whatever news listen to us in japan to.

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Why and i'm not. We really what i'm not sure of is how how anybody that's like like not a native. Speaking english person like american english white trash. Florida english really i. I don't know anybody understands anything we say. It's got to be very confusing. You know what i mean. Hey we're not the australian guys we watched that are. Let the fuck is going on there fun though. They select drunk all the time. Well it could be exaggerate. Those particular People you always make fun of i. I watched the try channel all the time you love. People eat things and get drunk. I like to watch you. Yeah i mean it's it's tough to watch somebody eat something that is very delicious and them really hate it violently really across the board and then you wonder why would i ever listen to you like your opinion on what is good. I can never believe from in Here's a perfectly good boston cream about to say we're going to talk about the boston fucking boston. Cream does thanks delicious. Mckay who yar. Well i mean. I've had better than dunkin yes. Okay but don't those like. I could eat a dozen of them if it wasn't so horrible. Sugar i would definitely could try to the hawk down to can't frog had his ass when he hopped class right. I think we're going to go right up to my My my porn. Picking the week stabili. Same eight might not be the porn. You would pick katie wine. It's time once again for okay. So my porn pick of the week of what's been kind of what's been getting me off. And i tried it out. I was delivered a new toy from From amazon wishlist racing above of alabama blah blah blah. But he doesn't. He likes to stay anonymous that he he a fan and then he sent this to me came the other day. It's one of those like thumper machine i forget. What what what Original name brand of that. That style of vibrating. Toya's but it's not. I mean you could years of a sex toy it's pretty aggressive while it comes it. There's there's six. Different speeds like six different Pounders like Strength strengths okay. Yes yes whatever. It right the first time. And i've i've seen videos of it being used but at like chiropractors stuff. It's you got the ball on the end and it's got a handle just like don't bump bump bump bump bump i mean it's not pretty aggressive. Yes and nick comes with A couple of different attachments of a one of the taxes that comes with is deal now. It seems pretty aggressive you. Have you tried it yet. Now the dill doubt that. I got off with the ball. I totally picture picture that. Yes as but it still eight really thumbs pretty hard yes it does really could use it over my jammy pants too because because at one point you you thought i was using it on my back totally. Oh really loved. Loved all right. Whatever out of here. I always say thanks very much for it. Though i totally foresaw the i totally foresaw the potential of you segment saggio. Sal gave my land hearing. Yeah you're right. They're spy right there. I could feel it it really does. It was making my nipples hard. But i had when it was up by my neck. I mean you like you like that. Fear masturbation anyway you know. What's oh thrilled aspiration. Fear of getting stuff like that. Yeah like like you'll you'll try to bag out as a walking in the door. Yeah well if you're already in the middle of already starting you know get other earner shit. He's right there. Oh guy could hear the keys. Come i may get. Sometimes i get injured. You hear some crash as you're walking in the door you're like i'm just trying to come home. I'm sorry i interrupt something like come on. Hang on the door or something. That's not doing no find of telling No was yeah.

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Okay you're sweaty. I know you were exercising an asshole anyway. Well that's my my big of the week. I mean it was kind of kind of getting into just just i don't know i just sex. I two dudes going out at. It's really get that else. I don't know anyway. But what does that have to do. A little tougher thingy. 'cause that's what you're pick was about a new ed but i like gay sex i still i just i still do like. That's that's what i always. Yeah well always kinda get me off. Is manna magassa. Usually whatever big brutalized in someway. And i saw one of the I saw like a compilation video of what i Had dreams about of what. I kind of like what of what i was doing like i was at a brothel bush just like i was sticking out of a hole in the wall from my waist down there but i wasn't the only one in there. Okay sticking out of a hole okay so your your upper body was behind something right right just people came in got you were like a glory hole. Yeah okay no exactly right. Well i saw the same thing with dull dues is on gay orioles lipa. There was some suck off ones. But i couldn't keep to shits about that. just ahead stick it out of a hole. No there was no. Had you stick your dick in the hall like a regular gloria just a just a glory so all that lead into all of that we just a regular glory hole. Yeah but then but then other reverse cowgirl glory hole now than there was dudes that had just their way sticking out either somewhere like doggy style or somewhere on their backs and their lead their ankles were chained up on the wall. So they're like spread eagle software like somewhere facing down some facing up right Just waiting everybody sideways. No now now There was no sideways something but then they had cameras in the holes and that outside of the holy what holes. What are you talking about the glory. The glory hole okay. So you get like a like a dick's. I know they strapped at gopro to the end of a cock in the corner like filmed you hit and they filmed some of the inside the cubbyholes the guys who are getting being used as fuck all week because this one guy was getting pounded so fucking hard like you could see him on inside like cheese right now. So is this all like just a fantasy you're having or the actual okay. Oh okay i was about to say this is a very incredibly detailed fucking fantasy like like the fact that you can recall it down to all of that it says something has been reoccurring for a case. Get mad at at older okay. What seema scrapbook glad. I'm glad that you get to see those things online you know. Yeah that that way. You're not looking at me. Like hey can i strap your ass out of a hole you. It'll you'll be fine. You'll be fine. i'll take care of you. It'll be okay to watch. I want to sit in the security booth and just watch. All the cameras could be sideways. Glory hole just like you like on your side. Go ahead buddy. But as time went by just more and more people kept like the room kelly up with more people and then there would be then they would take turns formed into a line like people would just be like guys be banging dude and then the begging for awhile like walk to the back line than the next person would come up fucking banging and they were just pulling trains for hours. Well anyway. it was a lot of dick dick dick dick day just just a okay yeah good. I'm glad i'm glad you get. Go ahead get out of your system. you know. if it'll ever be out of mizo. Would i be what i mean. Is you get your fix online of all the asses haggi out of glory holes. You should go wiki co check. Check it out. You're not hanging out with the glory hole negative. I wonder if i could only our if i could go on with a strap on. I'm sure i'm sure. I'm sure somebody was willing to film you. Do one hundred percent. Yeah i don't care can filming doesn't bother the main one hundred percent you. You could fight several Share volunteers for said project.

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You know what you face shown. Join the real in the ass. Well in the one caveat is we get footage at claw game. That's all that's very true to the other. The okay fine. That's fine You know it's kind of weird we talk about a lot of the Getting into like weird stupid staff like room watching stupid stuff definitely. Yeah oh we'd be going down. Well not weird rabbit holes on youtube but really just really tough yeah like marble league to you know not very deep. No but i say what entertaining. That's been pretty entertaining. Lee has been the those battle. Buds does People like just a new season about is is now rolling on discovery channel. Eight's the pure joy of all the little dorks laid out making these robots and put them in a fucking arena and kill each other and it's just it's it's like it's fun well known as because the people are really into it like i think like rally into a lot of the things that that will lead to check it out are usually things where people are really geeked out about whatever. They're doing something but yeah it really really into it. You can completely tell that it's fun to watch them. Yeah they're willing to go way out on that fucking limb like hey ask him about what he does watch it. Just ask him go over there. So hey ultra about and then you see there is blah. It's a sanguine vampire. Oh my god. I am totally into that. Well yeah no. That's just a that's exactly the people who are into certain kind of kink. Yes absolutely when you ask them. And you're now weirded out by you're like oh sorry. Yeah that league win tune go my god come on know they tell you like oh cool. Yeah no let's you know. I'm a of a vampire yet. Sanguine or nonpaying went. Oh my god you know you know exactly what i'm talking about. Yeah i'm not into it. Yes i i know a couple of key words exactly. I didn't really know the whole gig. It's not my thing. Why do you drink blood or do not actually could you consume blood or do not consume blood. Well what about red wings count. We're not from what we've been told we'd like what's the one guy that we had on a million episodes ago Know he was saying something about no. The other blood is used blood. And like you know what i mean. Something weird shetty had about metro right kind of blood which it's it is not kind of i don't know what do i know could be has to be still in the very not just the uterine lining. Yeah i mean it's one of those things it's already spent blood you know. I don't wanna play in that blood new ideas and that was kind of the way it was to where he was. He was grossed out by menstruation and yet would wanted and regular blood. What are you gonna do. It's really sharp razors. Ooh jagged cut. Come on well. Just in for the Snowy season. There's a pair nipple clamp so you can get on ed seats snowy clamps for winter says all metal says snowy slut and it has little charms pretty things like you telling me about some nipple clamps. You're making me nervous. Yeah i'm gonna make you my snowy slut no negative. I'd we we were just talking about a lack of interest in my nipples being fucked with a very sensitive delicate like a flower was just going to say like. There's there's this thing that we we saw on one show that popped up remember. What show resod on biden on on youtube it's What's up my bite twin condition. Oh yeah yup where they had had a twinkle laying on his stomach and you couldn't see as his but his asshole but there were two of his buddies behind him shoving mystery things in his asshole without telling him. I would guess it. Is that a sasquatch eva. Guess what it is all right so i figure when it said tweak edition that there was more yeah right. That was just a twig telling you.

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Because i don't i don't like twinkies take twigs. Sorry to wings. I don't wanna watch you have sex because you look like your boys and that's not way deal. I like dudes. you know. daddy's not for nothing. You know i think the tweaks are probably some of the most sought after amongst people are they are. Yeah so. You're already mr popular twinkie boys. So don't you dare. Because they're young. Fear i'll and perilous tight asses. Yeah kick all night. I mean the dirtiest fucking veggie shoved up. He's got braces. He's like that celery like well. There's so you went down the the what's up my ass rabbit hole on the youtube 's couple. Okay okay like so. The other ones are called real. What's up my butt challenge holiday edition air. Got a santa hat on. He's getting this big old candy cane jammed up as keyser guys got like a rigid. Christmas tree plug. I almost want to film. What are these you know. Not me with you. I'm doing the filming. You have a hard time work at the camera do i. Yeah you do like a tripod you do. It's it's rough or you know you have to get an artful angle and you know you gotta get settings. Stop just to blair witch so scared that sticker right on your face. Nice stream close up. No that's okay. We don't need to do that. I think you need to be a lot better at it. I mean really. I'm gonna be going to tell you everything's a bowling ball and you'd be right exactly why that is exactly why i would not let you hold me out and no point your finger at me. That's why couldn't hold you to do that at the same time i hold you dump area well see. That would be the idea. You would get me constrained some way therefore after that. I can't get up and you would love that. Yeah i know. I love you. Save negative but there's a gay porn star addition. There's another challenge and it's it's it's great. Biking almost needs to be a game show. I mean like seriously you could just have their heads and you know just what what's up my whatever. Whatever kind of or if you take your orifice that way ladies are included as well. It's at my whatever his name. Your whole earful debut. Actually though you know what if you were doing vaginal theralac things probably shouldn't stick snatch at least as we utilize things you shouldn't stick bureau in at least an asset an ass to i mean as long as you don't lose track of something like shit comes back literal. Shed comes out of it now. Okay so really is long as you're not putting something that's going to get lost. You know some fruit juice. I don't think. I mean you may get a sugar buzz. Who knows but we know what i mean you do some. Absorption somehow at least. That's what doctors tell us if we believe them anymore. No he's shoved things in your ass. They do observe pills positive. Okay drugs mauka casing. I've never. I've never stuck alcohol at my aunt. I always said that definitely seems like it. Seemed like it would have been a me thing. You maneuver but i never have. I'm okay. I believe you mean you guess you i guess i believe you sure you better believe me. Okay shrug your show. I say what i really guy said is yes. I believe you okay. Do you put you put that in text form and it sounds like i am completely one hundred percent agree. So what's the problem you know. I wish i would've seen this sooner.

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I would've. I would've bought this. It's it's a hannukah but plug. It's okay yeah go on. What's above plug. But on the on the end of the angie thing the thing that keeps it from going all the way up. The anus is all of the The symbols that are on the dribble. Okay whatever those are so you can. I don't insert insert wisdom from jewish people here. Yeah i don't. I don't know what they mean. Yeah well we were there called we. We don't we don't speak the ancient language and do not. We're not part of the tribe but I am circumcised though such a good little gentile. Anyway we're going to go to an episode of rule thirty four. When we come back we are going to have more hanukkah fun and thus and tiziano shit so Cohen back yum bullet tasty and refreshing snack. You can get the green card but he yodeling pickle so you could use that. I suppose okay so you started this. If if the fickle it looks like what is what. It's like you'd think but he are you ok. Okay nearly i mean really. This is robert yodeling pickle and like is it like billy the bass or seven fucking when you over the refrigerator and starts singing a song you know it has a button you press pickled it literally is sort of a plasticized fickle. That's got some holes at the end of it for for speaker one button one button. Okay so it just. It is really the best. But it's michael vegetarian. And the best part is it is guaranteed nobody would ever stay out of there s era. That would never happen. I would never. What the fuck is that. What you're asking you know we were. We were playing hide to pickle. I accidentally sat on the pickle. I'm here doctor. It's always an accidental sitting. I fell on it. I'm sorry. I was just i was running by it. And you know. I had to pick in my pocket and it fell into my naked butt and i fell and that yeah and then it won't stop only at no all what bush about back to kicking katie's world's ruled thirty four studios dot com radio dot net. Get me on twitter at key. Katie radio dot com attic dot com kicking. Katie comes facebook. google kiss. Yes i am. I so aggressive. Yeah probably did you peaked right when soggy great for me he's dead and it sucks because i have like one tiny little this pedalo. Check it out for the next half hour or so. I think you make it your big girl. Patsy violence fucking jaw tucker like sweetheart spittle exactly just like oh.

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My goodness i decided is pretty good shooting justice. Forget who it's by but if you're interested in who it is. I put links for all the people on the brakes on like on the website. Go do this This episode and you'll see it right there linke's for you all the info you want. There is a Teddy bear and there have it Dressed in a Hanukkah sweater really But it's not your regular teddy bear average okay. I'm a little afraid of where you go in here with you. What do you mean bear bear. We've we've been it's the hanukkah teddy. Love okay okay. I'm waiting for another shoe to drive or something knows vibrates edits tongue wiggles. It's a sex toy okay. She that's okay but it's disguise as ted ver- alright. It's like a flashlight for women. Sure well that way you can carry carry. Your vibrating knows Teddy bear on the plane. And nobody could ever. You know what i'm saying. Well you know the pervy baggage handlers are gonna be like play with your dogs or checking you out going through the psa. You know what i mean. Little bear allied vibrates. It's for my cat. Cats vibrating things. And i like to bring up. Because i miss my cat i do but they usually say something less of a burly voice. Yeah something a little more feminine a love affair. there's a There is a new show is kind of like a. It's like a kinky or drag race sort of thing but they're not they're not drag queens their Their sex workers okay as called slag wars slag is probably a total derogatory. Where i would imagine eight. It doesn't sound pleasant over slag. It's like a it's a terminology for like hor. Yes light okay. Yeah okay and sex workers whores while and they all have big old bubis as they all looked like porn stars like china like fuck fuck each other. Yeah each other yes. That's what it is english. Oh yes okay. English is in british. Br yes england. Yes okay not not just english speaking correct. The country of the united kingdom formerly of the european union. Right right so you could check it out. I'll have the There are people listening right now in england going. Hey let's on bbc one. They have like three channels air. Apparently like one two and three. I don't really get it now. i don't understand it. it always is like bbc. Three what is that. I don't understand because we're not from their our not so all right I think we're going to go to your favorites like stay alive boobs in and on the news it's time once again for shit man all right. So this week's tits man. There's two of them actually. Were just start with this one website. It's a i'm blind. Xt t x x dot com closers. Xt ex ex ex dot com. Anyway sky really big tests like a lot of ted's lots of exhibition. Would you type. Yes okay you can do and later tally. Now we've got an invading kitten debts that well that's okay. He's another show kit. He's very shell saying he's not causing any harm. He likes to really good wednesday ex. The ex ex dot com is what you said. Is it free. Tell me it's free. It's to be free you don't we. Don't talk about things that are free right. Yeah so there's also we're gonna go to. A flashback flashback. We relied to do that. That was treatment or it could be it.

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Could be that. That's from Wayne's world tour right. Yeah that's all right okay. Whatever it's a parody. Anyway we're gonna go to norma stitz. She is the woman with the world's largest natural boobs. It is one hundred two triples z. Cub some big old titty black. You can't say flap. Check with their one hundred triples. Z's there's nothing flappy or jackie about at all was she had to actually have She had to hire security guards defending admirers. You chase her. She can't run the way old. she stuck speaking dot. Things are stuck right now. But that's okay okay. i will show you. Let me show you a picture of her. She's the guinness world book records to. Oh my lord there. I would have to say shit. I don't know how she's comfortable with that much meat. She could really die if she fucking slept like cars auto fucking titty meat or day or kill her. You could kill several immorally good at the same time like a dozen orphans. Walking by could possibly get injured if you didn't have the proper barricades around those or founder. Big wait her. Her real name is. Annie hawkins turner. She's fifty three years old and she's from my landed. Wow far away. They i found out about her on. Tlc strange sex and she's actually become they say she says Celebrity in other countries. She's in yeah. They said a lot of people. She's become a leg career as a fantasy model. You got to make a buck. Well she now says that she's been in over two hundred and fifty fetish videos that she directed herself. So i mean everyone's like as amendment by owed heart. You ought to make a poor make. Yeah yeah tell excuses. Go film it pretty much as an editor. Don't put it out. I just made up horn. I kinda what. Congratulations you've just made a porn. Everybody could figure of video editing software. And you know philby philby eddie. Postie sticking of another person with really big pits. Hit hit hit man. That lucie that i that i did that. I love lucy squeal. Yeah uh-huh porn with who had great tits. Yes by the way apple's anyway but really very squarely to add it was it was it was awesome. It is very easy to make her do it like she put us on right. No yeah I make a lot of noise. I can't help myself. Because her husband you know he. He's like i was like come on isaac menounos. She she does that well. Her husband is now her wife. And i want to weird. I kinda wanna see a sex tape with those two. of course you do. i don't wanna be in it. Yeah yeah they stay together. As a couple they did they. They and So he she says that she's a lesbian now so she she's still lucy right well lucy and her life right. Yes okay okay. I don't know. I was just saying. I'll try not to be insulting to be whole just trying not to be right. I just. I'm just. I'm really high right now i we. We know there's a. There's an ed see where It's called secret santa. i'm sorry saucy secret. Santa sausage secret. Santa stafa jazz. The santa sausages reindeer sausage. Okay take a cow you've gone you've gone off watering without fucking chaperone. What are you talking. I need a sherpa. Okay you send this person money you know and then they send you just like a random sex toy. That's gift wrap okay. So it's like. I got plug mystery dildo above club. Kinda yechury sex toy of the month club right but this is for christmas. This is the secret santa the show.

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Yeah i'll just wrap up the first day. I grab off the shelf here. You wanna use to grandma. Took grandma we we. We got the create american challenge. This year you gotta have a twenty four edge fucking for h. Diameter dong she loved the mr ed version. We got her last year to saying well. You know that could be dangerous however sensitive person. Hey could be a lotta fun. I guess could be do people would you. I mean how many people would be completely offended if just a random showed up from your co worker. God it bob. I told you the appropriate. Is it cry. She said we were bros. Pick civil bros. That's all that's people. Don't think anything when they see us. The battery twenty minutes. Go try it out. Go as the as whether double dog anyway. You know because for the person who just doesn't know what kind of shit they want to stick up for the person who has everything him that special something. You won't know what it is until it happens like how could you fail. Does some people have per channel sex. How could that go wrong possibly potentially really potentially too. I mean like how bad could it be really really. Let's find out start sending dildos so what we'll just get We'll just go online and do searches addresses like they used to have phone books. Okay see someone's address so them just send them random doda. They feel like what the fuck is this. It would be like some kind of news coverage for sure. The chinese are sending a seeds again. Set it up stuff in packages. What's going on. It's i thought it was an ornament for my grandchild but plug had a can easter eggs. We fared how do iota on it. So really i've got another. I've got another hanukkah. Themed thing for america were kind of is. Yeah is it. I mean currently it's hard to keep track of when hannukah is well official number but tonight since we are live okay as being live. It is the third night of monica suburb. Twelve december twelve. Is there rock and roll in here. Right or they're they're on it. they're on it. Things are going well. These are the wisdom oil show up. that's a bris. And i don't know if they do if a bris is a big thing to do for like saving for hanukkah country. Big you gotta have some for the jubilee crazy. Oh i don't think they egypt blitz. what do you mean. I don't i don't know what he's talking though like porn. Why wouldn't they eat. i don't understand. Why would they not. I don't know the rules. I don't know that you ensure if it's kosher. I don't know i know there's roles well. These are the rules of hanukkah sex roles for hannukah. Sex painless during hanukkah. Go on these. Are the rules rule. Breakers that's right. I used to when i used to go the tanning salon when i was younger yes i used to actually be like damn i. I used to go to so many beretta's when i was younger and i used to always have. I used to go to the service and the party. Because i didn't want to be an asshole like everyone else but anyway i would always take souvenir yarmulke. Our they have mall with. I printed the name. Like oh young. Jason malkovich and you know i had a bunch of when i go the tanks. Wanna put him on my titties. Yarmulke louis understand this. You stole y'all because from the local new pilfered whatever. Pyro didn't return. Whatever you want to say it was it was it was a keepsake. So you went to your local temple statue sub. Y'all does put them on your titties at the from the permits service that i was attending already. I didn't go crash the service to do this for my boobs. I just whatever. Actually how well did i mean really did they. Day seem like they would cover up too much area. I was really fat. My boobs are a lot bigger. Yeah but still. They want why boobs. I'm not sure. I don't know i mean if you're going to a tanning bed aren't you. Aren't you going to go.

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Deep deep glow you know no tan line. Will i only did it a couple times. So i was just fucking listed. What a burner levels. I didn't ever burn. Burn the naval dark. Is everything up. Look at it i did. I had three shades darker. Look at that i had like big nipples like very round large areolas. I know i've seen them until they checked about pretty extensively. Have you a my house. i have i just. I love it when they're hard though because they just scrunched up so i'm like i like that better. Well you know. Not only that but he rectangles are way more fun than flaccid nevels for me. You know i'd call it a preference. I still don't know what the fuck i did too to this one nipple. I skimmed it on the sheet or something it was like chapped. Was that your old nipple wonderful. What are you talking about like you. could you have gone through a few. what's happened yes what nipple. One of the two pack wonder. What's the process full level. So big was a little hard on that level. Got anyway we were talking about. There's rules to hannukah sex. Okay ruled dot echo. You have to have a rabbi present. No okay always use your minority produce. Some romantic mood lighting okay. That seems a little bizarre but go on. We ages had to use candles earlier tonight because we had a fuck away. Transformer blow and the power went out and we weren't even serve. We were going to be going on live tonight. It's always disconcerting when you're in in your home and you hear a transformer outside cloud now wants to ice and the power cuts back to the new here again so i go outside. Make sure saw something on fire. It's coming on. And i got a call from the power company that said We still have an outage dot dot dot and thinking. It's been on for over an hour. Now telling me you still have an outage and then our The wifi said yeah. It's not gonna be back on till nine o'clock and that you're saying okay. We were talking about such a lot more entertaining. I don't know why we went. that way. sexual is always minora. Always have sex before you make the us okay. You don't wanna burn them. That sounds like an odd thing. But i'll go with it. Four lockers sex before lockers. Okay let's you want to get a cramp if you got to wait at least a half hour. Mother's like lead in your stomach have applesauce yeah eight place strip spin the dribble mckay spend will obviously they don a place in the lobby just thinking like well even tells you what the things midlands onto hush. We're going up your ass honey. No it says i. If it says the hebrew letter gimmel means. Take all your clothes off. Shin means put your clothes back on he or high means. Take your clothes off and it's absolutely nothing. It's okay honey. you know. It's really bizarre. You're hitting your hit. You're really going hard on the hanukkah action tonight. Yes they did. We have any update on the woody allen dream sequence i did not have any thank goodness. But you're you're all the sudden talking about sex during hanukkah with one of the more famous jews in the one thousand nine hundred filmmaking. Wise one of the. I wasn't talking about him you were. I'm just. I'm just drying connections vade connecting dots. Just this to hannukah okay. 'cause i have nothing to do with with him. I mean i might have let you down. I forgot to implant some more stuff. Along. yes you let me down. God totally anyway. It's just use non cooking oil in bed so you wanna make sure because you know as other people not jewish people we gotta break out back. Crisco gotta go with large katie's got to have baby hundred percent large raced Find a way to incorporate chocolate to get through sex life because nothing is better than hanukkah hunting account. You tell people like cooking cooking oil or you really you know come on.

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We can do so much better for lubrication. He's as well. He's twenty twenty bull. I mean it's just something that's made for sub stickiness see gotta use it before you picked the lock us. That's up to the give your partner a gift each night. Okay go on so whatever. That's fine says that's fine if you're having sex for one jerking your kosher gerkin And make sure you get some fantasy inspiration from the two thousand thirteen. Nice jewish guys. Calendar is was is masturbation. Is it allowed in judaism. And you know. I don't see why not christianity. it's not. I'm not sure how that's true. I don't underst-. I don't know i'm not sure. Oh and it says and then the last what is you must eat a A jelly donut for prosperity. Dare you just make it up. No trawler you. I swear it's on jelly doughnut for prosperity. No that's that's what you i know. That is one of the things that i do now because they you'll is it'll make sense later. Yes it'll make more on. Leave your faulty story. I am going to kill you. There was something i wanted to talk about. Oh here's here. Here's a here's something that that was kinda interesting You can get custom vibrators. But by custom i mean you can get any image that you want suck on a vibrator for twenty two hundred nine like like what is that supplementation like. Do they do like subway station where you do like anything photo quality and they wrap it like you put on clothes or helmets or anything. They will actually just one image. It's not like yeah like wrapped. Oh cool yeah. I guess it's cool so that sounds like it would be somehow bad for you. See be kind of cool though. Okay but f Like my diehard fans and followers. If they put their face on a dildo i mean. I'm one of the vibrators and send it to me. Then put it in something instead of back to then i. I could do that. But i was going to keep them and use them and then put them as my little trophies like this. Is your face like outside me. Oh had their own special shelf. Okay okay all right little plaques for them or are you gonna make me look at their faces. I really do. I have to look at dildos wrapped like dicks. I gotta look at dick's. No faces faces. Sure okay. like that's bruce. Preussen was okay. Seems a little weird. I mean you keep up with with all the rest of your. I mean you have all those everywhere farm. It's really just. Sometimes i walk around and there will be like fuck machine like you kick it with your toe. It's up toys. it's on the end of it. That has that look like if they could talk. It'd be like really what i went through. Today he's never believe what they went through today. It was just kind of hanging there. Yeah never cleared again talking about masturbating. I like it was the religious shit. Whatever but Reminded me that. I came across articles as ways to stop masturbating. Yeah this is tips on how to start how to start. Can't stop touching one thing we saw this week. Do you probably for about. Was that the changes to the pornhub rules that you didn't even look that up remember. We saw that story. They're changing the the rules on. Who composed on pornhub because of all the like fucked up like a defining underage people. People aren't her who didn't consent like is there were letting people posed without being official like create and being almost an optimist. I mean it really paying attention. Yeah no anyway. So yeah there's gotta change. Who can post. what like. You're going to have to be some kind of check.

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Something like that. Yeah where they can verify that you know everybody's consenting over eighteen like regular pornography you're selling porn like it used to be more kinda k there is some what's your forget what that what what Legalese was for. But we still have like people feel shut out. Yeah yeah no. I still i still have it. What the fuck. It was what it was called though anyway. Yeah so there will be changes to to some of that shit. You know like so you. You'll probably see less. Just people sending shit. yeah anyway. we're talking about how to stop masturbating. Which i think is hilarious if you just copy to free pornography pornography altogether just people how to not masterpiece. I just think it's funny. How people medical news today. okay. I have a problem masturbating. I mean if you're if you're out in public and you're just like. Oh my god i i mean like a fucking monkey zoo. You can't yeah okay maybe should see therapists or something. But i wouldn't be like stopped talking off or fucking snack a bean stay active trying to occupy yourself and not stay around triggers. They'll get you to god. What are you gonna do like me with the fucking manners. In the goddamn and the fact that there's there is a large a large enough audience to air. This article will get clicked on so there that people are going. You're right. I masturbate way too much. Some people do though some people go way. Spent a lot of time on the rubber tugging three of the keys. Emma keyboard or duck crusted stuck. It was a common thing my warranty. It was a common thing and technical support to have people with judges in the keyboards and shit of laptop. I know you'd say if they were honest with you you re like are we'll stuff for free but if but if you told me some kind of fucked up story about how you know What happened to that. And and then you have the people send you pictures of the inside you go. There's a white milky substance inside your laptop and you'll send the picture and they usually don't respond back. He's like oh but looks like jazz. It looks just like jazz really. I don't know kind of looks like christie cream. Dona glazed to me for those of you know for a period of time you pre plotter back in the one thousand nine hundred 's like i did a lot of computer stuff. After i worked. I worked for a large computer company. And we you know we were department. Who said no to people. You know warranty repairs really but we were allowed to fix things if we wanted to. Or if you know you're the end of the line. Yes so there but most of the time like people did shit to their computers that just they're not covered by warranty right. You know you you dump a beer on it you know what like you dumped appear on it but once in a while somebody would call and it would be college and they go jabra outlook and i i fucking dumped my ear on it and i. I don't know what to do it anyway. Okay i'll fix it for you instead of bag really. Yeah you totally. You didn't lie to me you. you're just asking me. If i can fuck it. Help you and okay okay. We'll switch out your little part and we'll send it back to you lady split. There's another cool thing that i saw. It's a it's an anal hook with suspend her handcuffs are okay so it goes up you get your hands or stuck to it up your insulin. Ano- hook so it's there's a. There's a metal metal hook that goes down. There's a ball on the andy show viper. But and then there's there's there's a hoop at the top of the of the hook while attached to that are two chains with handcuffs on the end of them. So you stick it up your ass and it goes over your shoulders and has your hands. You're handcuffed so worry. Struggled the tighter that takes more. Oh god up here by l. like a chinese handcuff. Well yeah kind of. Yeah i struggle. You're getting you're getting the hook again. You're getting. I can see a lot of people being totally into that. Yeah yeah absolutely how ever back I don't think i've ever seen anybody walking around with.

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No no not that. I can remember a hook coming around with some change in the front. Now those no no regular anyway out faddish party we have not seen that or add any kind of event. I probably have just haven't fucking remembered or not usually it's like a tale. She a lot details. Those are the Plug go like goes in cycles. Like tails become a fashion. Yeah like what's popular julie. Plugs become in fashion j. j. angles already. Well we are out of here for the night. Count hurley yet. no. I'm not going early early a year. Like at eighty nine percent or she just you know anyway so like ninety eight percent of the blowjob. All right guys will. We're out of here right before we are out of here for the week so we'll have a great day week ship drive month. Whatever you're doing right now jerk rating yeah ever. We told you how to tonight. That's they also suggest you should hang around with more people. And yes you can fuck of bait stuff would have more sex with other people like. Do you like your neighbor like do you get along like your neighbors. Is he willing. She they are they willing to you. Know go on a dating site or whatever the kids go. This tenders dueling everything for me at all. The province caught up in jail. I got nothing got squat bupkus. I well Are you does anybody those blooper.