Kinky Katie's World #333 Sex With Trees

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It was it like like one of those party trees. They're like just like to go out like little hussy trees fardie. Yeah those kinds of trees. The ones used the ones that deserve it. Or they're looking for it to be prude. Holes were right out there with intake heights the weekend has landed. All the exists. Now club strokes pope's and parts of four hours from the world man. I'm going to blow steam ahead like a screaming kettle. I'm going to cut shit too strange his own life. I'm gonna lose plot on the dance floor the free radicals inside a freaking tonight. I'm chip travolta. i'm potter. I'm going to never neverland with my chosen family mind. We're going to get more spice meal strong advocate tonight. This could be a quick buck per watt salon. And now lie from rule. Thirty four stadiums. I bring girl with a mind like a diamond hard to penetrate and yet you can see right through here she is your host one can katie. Oh lord show the world. Three thirty. Three i am your host. Katie with moore as always is my night. A shiny chuck. The ones are the rescue. My favorite plus covered Mr se it's going on sure. Yes we are coming to. You live from rural thirty four studios keep katie radio dot com radio. Chaos dot net new. Who i think he's gonna find you tonight. Okay then again. I d say that every time and now you're saying that every time yeah eventually it's going to be an endless loop words let to mirror everything happening and happening. I can't let it not. Haven't we have a new porn pick of the week. We have new tips man and yeah a lot of other fun stuff except for not so fun. I got into i Finder bander. Yeah couple days ago sure expert. Driving say i'm a woman. I wasn't gonna say that wasn't going to say that. Oh please i'm not asian. Oh god wow see what you. You've you've just really sorry sorry. I don't you know what though we've talked about this before in florida. There aren't that many asian people so it. It's never been a stereotype for me. Like you know what i mean there. Just aren't that many asian people that live in florida compared to other states like california. Then you know there is lying one and oh no no. I'm not saying that they did that. There are absolutely there are but not in the same kind of numbers that you know other people see but in other places like like there was nobody to say well so so they don't tell dr what are you talking about. What do you mean. I don't ever see an asian person other owed. So i don't know what you mean. All right anyway. Yes but i do want to thank everybody out there. That checked up on me and as far as okay. Yeah so. I appreciate it. That's very useful. Thank you yes. I'm fine it might help. If you just out don't diddle as you're driving pretty good idea sometimes. You just need to get through traffic. You get stuck on a bridge. It fucking sucks for sure for sure for sure so you made it out piece. Yes car didn't know but you did. It's important yes. Oh sorry i'm alive. I was shaking like a leaf though. I was freaked the fuck out. Where even the girl ramp so cautious like are you. Okay are you okay. Fine she's like. Oh your car like yeah. There's nothing wrong with their car. Except they had a broken back bumpers a. Yeah well next car is going to be one of those pretty solid. I don't know it was kind of a tin can mobile. The science aren't exactly you know heavily. I love that car though. Well did press tad's as i said. Yeah it's gone now now. Kind do a better place all right though the red rocket And i'm very very thankful to have it. Oh jeez brake job and thankful that.

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I know someone who knows how to do all that mainly type shit that happened. Take it to mechanic so instead of it costing like grand. I don't know that it would cost that much at for some brake pads really. It's not that complicated. I mean it really means you fixed my ac before and you've done a bunch of shit. Yeah we was here again. It's not if it's not that hard. I if it requires you know the level of jehovah goes off and fucked at well. you know. it's all hard for me. So i have considered fixing the damage that you did this. I on and then. I thought well if i had like a garage i would. I would do it in a fucking garage and just work on it. Yeah because it's still rolled. It's still drove you. Just you out the top and You know said fenders from and the suspension was fine. See if all of that stuff would have happened down south. I would have had about five friends. Like i want it. I want to forego that was. Yeah but you know if you don't have like a spot to like tear apart a car for weeks on end. I mean it's you know. Yeah you gonna do. I know being real man's stuff. Let's go to my favorite segment of might not be the porn. It would pink katie wine. It's time once again funding. Okay so my porn pick of the week. It's really it's it's like men with power. What i mean is like really passionate. Seductive shit like like played like Leukaemia have a guy crab the girl and just like grammar army to hold it out and then just start like kissing her really slowly. Oh it makes me. Oh my god my fucking nipples are getting hard just even thinking about it. It's regressive sacks almost you've almost rotated back into a lake softcore just slightly aggressive old school ninety s softcore part but then but then i mean it really turns into some some strong kind of violent fucking. you're going like total fifty shades. Easy no no. No no no no. I'm not talking about would be smacky. Okay do they actually do if he smacky. And that fucking thing. I don't know i've never seen it. Hey do or okay. Yeah even pops then while balls upper two. But that's that's it. There's a lotta lead up to that. I'm sure there's some crabby. Whatever you're talking about there is got that kind of vibe to it. At least there is the trailers that i've seen. No no no there is so i don't know that's been kinda and and also people having sex with strangers. Okay like you know I meet somebody on a train and then out of issaquah bathroom then go their separate ways kinda like. That's that can be fun and it's one of those things you know if you're smart you just don't even ever really talk about like never happened. And that's the kind of the cool thing. I don't know that just said that dad turns me on or because my friend. She told me the story she she was on a flight she was going somewhere. And it got Got cancelled and it was going to pick up the next flight that anyway whatever. She had to stay overnight so they put her up in a hotel. She met some dude when there are waiting in the terminal and he was taking the same flight. He's like launches to stay in my room and then she's like yeah she goes. We talked all night at it was awesome and then that was it an of after that. That's always a good setup when you're actually out of town like that because then it is completely anonymous like really. I don't even remember your name. I have no idea who you are completely city so really. I'm not gonna run into you. Ever i mean the odds are. I can't do that anymore though. You know why yeah sure. What no we're not doing that. Oh we yeah. But i'm saying like if i if i went somewhere by myself. I'm not going to be like oh like i said we're not doing all right. I thought i thought we were doing that.

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That was happening. I'm sorry i've been. I've been well you know if i remembered i. I don't know what i've done all right. You smell like old ladies bathroom talking crazy. Who did you work for my father. Yeah exactly let's not get crazy. I mean you could guarantee. That's one thing i i won't jay one. Yeah i just never will now. No because i don't want to jail ever like for any reason. I don't care how much it puts these being thrown at me. No i am not doing that. Negative not while. I am in your house doing where now smoke but speaking of that will put you in jail. That was one of the questions that i put on. I put on facebook before. I got in trouble again. Let me just suggest that real quick help you. It's been a thing you know about able or whatever for different reasons really. This was a show announcement. Silenced this is this. Is this show announcement that from six years ago About my show on with the other guy. Yeah the fatman and it. It had a had my old law. Go on it but It was just a silhouette like one of my very first ones. It was just a silhouette of a girl. Yeah explicit nothing explicit. Nothing nothing nothing. The logo of the actual show right like king. Sex talk with dirty girl can get around it and was it was just like said what time we're going to be on. What number to call if you want to call the show and i got. I got kicked off for a week for six feet from six years ago. It's the dumbest thing that you know. It's their club. They read their rules like you. They've made themselves very clear kind. It's it's because i adjusted my preference. We don't like that. It could be here yet. A lot of the things a lot of things that happen to you. I think that there there are like hateful people online. They go and report things. That aren't you know what i at least. That's my theory. I don't know here again. This isn't a part of my life really what happens to you. Facebook does not seem like a place to be at all to me. Not not the least bit. I'm sure i'm sure it's great. You can talk to people cool Understood but you know people get wild. Yeah i mean people talk about twitter. But at least i can see some fucking titties girl. Second day. I don't have to like listen to people bitch about things. I can literally just follow some horror. That's traveling the country sucking de she goes. Johnny is vol. There's more than that. There's all kinds of show might tests all the time. Yeah this is what i'm saying. I can choose to like stay away from the other. Parts of twitter kicked off twitter facebook on the other hand. There's no boobs there. I don't like their is they're literally. There's nothing there for me i. there's no adult content. i would now i want. I want adult things. That's you know. Yeah i wanna told stuff dealt staff. I've lived this long to stuff the rewards. That's really you. Want to be a little sledding little hussy and put it out there which i do. Yeah well here again i i may may follow you on twitter here every once in a while. That's if i remember look what her. But if i'm going to. I'm watching all seconds. Egg often. Sure that's right. Slava dobbs alton my goodness. So my i have been extremely horny lately. So this is. I think i'm in my mind. Cyclical you know. Moderately horny You get a few days where you don't want ass a month a few days. Yeah then your mind moderately horny the rest of the mouth. And then there's a super hyper hardiness. That happens for a week or so. Oh yeah well. It's you're like wanting to hop on like the couch. And i do anything you're rub it on stuff. It had it well. It's it started. Because i already i kind of had a total digital fest today. Okay and then we fucked. Yeah and then. I'm still i'm ready to fuck like saddam's go like. Oh yeah let's.

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That's what. I was doing the brake job. You're you're you're doing a gentle out. Yeah okay and then you got laid. When i got back yup. Okay i got to them out. But but even my dreams have been affected lately. Because of it i will because of the stress of the car accident. It's kind of kind of makes me think a crash. But i know got injured so it didn't make me horn. I think it was the shock and a horror of it all to fred. Buy cars fog job. It rattled me. Okay aired me really bad or share. You realize that when you're in the car you're not actually enrolled rule. Yeah stuff can happen right So every really freaked me out and then it made me really morning. I don't know what triggered but like like the adrenaline lady butter. You just got a little lady motor. And i got a fair lady about her. You're exactly you're fucking. Your mortalities been called into question and immediately you want to go banging baggy beef. Yeah i guess so your life flash before your eyes there. I really could be Oh god then like friday. I oh i had a dream that i really came in my dream and it was fucking like i mean who was a. You probably did real life. That no i did. I came my dream. And i completely got a wet dream. Oh i totally did a bit of moisture. Moya's voice pregnant back bringing it back. Pancakes right so fuck was i saying you had you had a dream right. I had a wet dream. And then as soon as i woke up i was at stopped. Like fucking shuttering. I did it again. Okay yeah that's gutsy. you're right there. I mean i. I got out the machine even through on some actual fuck machine which is like a jackhammer. Yeah that's gotta dildo at the end of it as a platform. You sit on the bed. My bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-ba alabama bom bom. Yeah data remote. So you can adjust the speed. It seems like the action. I guess You know towns free so you don't have to work it. You know what i mean you can. You can have your hand on on something else or to other things or whatever you need to do. He can put it in. All different positions are like different like angles and lengths. because there's like a shorter Little piston and then there's longer liston and there's even double-ended deal. Do you can click on the end so you got like asset and pushes like. Hey wait a minute. How does double edit work. It's going the wrong way. I've put double don. Yeah like like two pointing direction. Double pronged yeah. He yes tuning fork for stuff to properly spread apart not like seven inches away. Yeah they're made out of. They're made out of material. That will move like summer firm and summer jelly like. Oh they've there's a variety of toys that will they get all but they can all be really really. You're going to want to stick to that end though. Yeah maybe i would say so. Well some people do some even vibrate like little vibrators in the toys toys. Both both hands a lot surprised now. Raspberries either. Yeah so you're fucking machine sheet of all. I my fuck machine involved and i had some porn on the laptop and i had my body wind to on the climate and i had another toy in my ass. I was just it was. It was a tire circus for a while. Or where'd you go outside and do the break you're in here waller. That wasn't that wasn't today. that was friday. Okay okay that was. I was the day after the accident newer at work. So i'd like i've got time. I've got space. I can put the fucking volume up on shit so awful. Pretty good congratulations. But anyway but then it. But but on top on top of that. though. I've been having dreams if you cheating on me okay which is just.

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I don't know. I don't know what seems like a lot of a lot of work for me. It really well. Yeah yes it is dealing with somebody else long enough to get them to fuck me. Yeah it's more effort than i wanna put into it. You know what i'm saying. I mean it's if. I had to put a lot of effort into it i. It's just not worth doing anymore. I've i've had projects before. Yeah that's fine okay. Now it's just a hassle like going out and dealing with somebody. I don't wanna go out and go deal with somebody. If you're not around me you know what i mean. That's so fun. well well. it's just fun for me. I i would rather do that with with you there. At least you're there with me. It's more fun you school at the corner over there something here just so. I know you're here and deal with that. You could deal with that that that bitch like. I don't have to deal with her all the time you could deal with her. Share the responsibility girl. That's right. I wanna do stuff to her. Okay your way more helpful at that. But it is if i was out by. What are you talking about fine. I'll hold the camera hold out so. They can't squirm away recording this. If he notices microphones x. Nee on april good They had these thursay's aztec death whistles. They sound like human screams and they might be used. The may have been used as psychological warfare. Oh i've heard they're like have you. Yeah it sounds like like a whole bunch of it like it's that stock can sowed you here in like deathly hallows. When those black things come out The oh okay. Whatever the hell. They are centaurs or centaurs. No go st black things that fuck baltimore sent out. Yeah no and. I just don't have a memory. I've seen all of those. I've even read one of those books. And i don't remember for something or death eaters. I think dr the death eaters. I don't know. I'm not sure. I could look it up. Okay we have technology. We're gonna use it so you can do that. There's a guy that got in trouble. He put a A scene in his front yard of it was skeletons. Strippers like at a strip club club. Meet of skeletons. it wasn't the death eaters. Were the people who followed all the more so anyway. So that's it they're well they're not the they were the actual little team meant then dement tours. There you go after them. Is that fucking sound of the screaming thing that the that the Forget what tribe. It was that use those patchy aspects. They also patchy has had a similar thing where and it sounded like that. Sound that the fucking dmed tours made it was like almost the same thing but it was like in a little fucking thing. They blew into the whistle kind of like to read kind of together set of like et cetera. Like a dot com death call. That's horrid o. Ge actually pretty creepy sound too and if you could imagine like thousands of people with those things in their mouths like making that creepy. Sal oh god like doing night like before the battle guy. You can't see shit. that's what i'm saying. Maybe creepiest balzac in the day. When people were super super weird about chet dragons or whatever other weird things they fucking believed in Yeah spirits and whatever but then again i people get pissed off by started saying you know like don't believe in spirits i have fucking my bilbo baggins dude for you got you got you have a lot of paranormal people for some reason are linked to you. I don't know why it's a strange fucking phenomenal. I don't do doodoo phenomena phenomena. I wanted to. I wouldn't have felt kind of pissed me off. You do it and it just drive by next time you don't have to linger doesn't matter you hit around. I like to linger nothin giuliani.

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We're talking about the desperate. So no i was talking about something else. Where are you. Yeah moved on the while. I can't help it you have you know. Sometimes i don't pay attention. Sorry i caught up with my prep work there. Yeah that'll then. But i also well yeah. I had an abc to yeah. Nobody caught up other than that we did. Baby will you said you were gonna during the pre show did -ccomplish task. Your man of your word oriented sometimes newer of goal oriented sometimes. I wasn't being racial that you were okay. I don't know what you thought. I heard a oriented. God there's this dude that he says his girlfriend is Is an escort and he loves it. He said he'd never date another girl who wasn't really up. He likes the money. Or what is what is what is his favorite part about his girl being hooker. He's in love with a hooker close but yeah he said Sometimes you know he. He's not really good at keeping a job get money. He doesn't via so it really makes her happy. She feels like she's doing something for people's likes the money maybe she's in a sexual derogate. Kind of you know she. She's she's hopping on quads and shit you know what i mean. They've ended warriors out hooking them up could be. I mean it'd be for charity but she's a well. They've been together for eleven years. Yeah and he loves the money yeah. He loves the money and he doesn't have to bank her like on the rag. You know what i mean. He could totally go out and get some strange easy peasy. I'm sure that's like half of his gag. It's almost like he has a permanent hall. Pass do kind of what he wants. As long as he's not being disrespectful true i mean it's just a poly way of life with some cash involved and you don't have to work anymore. Yeah that's true. Maximizing your potential. So what are you trying to so you to start no. It's no negative. it's too late for you. owe it is ni- no no there's young dudes the message me all the time. That have an old lady i do. I do think it's funny when they when they're like. Yeah you're a proper gills. mike. I don't know about fun to say about that. I know we've had this discussion before. Yes we did. I mean it's not that ridiculous no it's not. i jordan. Admitted what you have in mind when you think of health right. You're not thinking of a forty year old. No no you're not. You're taking a sixty year old. You're thinking i'm thinking way. Eighty eight eighty really. Yes you're going super old. I know that even a thirty out of thirty. See i know. That's a sixty. yeah. I mean come on. That's you know. But no cause. Also no i think about that. That young dude. Who's been on a lot of shows. And he's not a lot of guys that's dog stuff. No he loves the old ladies. Old oxnard old old. The one that we're watching. Yes yeah he's like like a light mocha black okay. New lights can anyway but he loves he loves fugger mike ladies brinkley's not even the word he he just. He likes him like own. Yes to the great okay. I mean i like you're looking for more words. That older regularly. i gotta get more descriptive. Hang on. I'm working on a painting a picture here. I stand by a painting a picture. It's going to be great. I prepped hard. Sores isn't unloading is. It plugged in my piece shutoff fray. Okay turn it off but might not turn back on again. Have you ever tried putting rice. Wants to an episode role thirty four when we come back. We're to have a new tits man to talk about so enjoy that didn't have hang We're going to go for the right one yum yum. It's time for a tasty and refreshing breath things neck character obviously as european.

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i mean obviously. Yeah so i mean he he would be on gut we've angle. Yes probably probably you know considering a vast verbiage is. There are more catholics. Catholics aren't exactly i mean. Circumcision is jewish people and americans. That's pretty much the lineup there. So you go other places snake in switzerland switzerland everywhere and. I know that i know that you know talking about us. African show little mario or whatever his name is he would definitely how he would. Of course he won't. He's italian you've had. You've had some very irresponsible foreskin owners. They've been presented to you and they have spoiled you. Fun attended on the prospect of putting that thing near you maybe thinking that fucking chunky milken. I saw yeah so y- all you guys out there who with skin they're like. Why are you always hating on. my can. just blame the assholes before you normally find. Yes they totally. You know what. I mean allergies. They did all. I mean if she had good experiences back when she was younger than that knob guy the all over it. I probably problem play. I've seen her do some really weird dirty shit for sure. I would not scare of that would have have an age now. It would have been brain beds. Ptsd therapy foreskin thirty. No all looking. Serb genucel itself only represent some the being percents. This and welcome back to you. Can katie's world ruled in studio dot com and you can start to litter can t katie radio. Tv radio tom. Katie radio gmail.com. None on facebook this week on lay and google me and you could see nudity on twitter again. You can't do that to pretty much daily. Yeah can't see places looking looking to. why are you look at. What's going on weird. We're going to build that wall. Tell you right out southern border right here. Yeah right here like everything things like. Flip it and give it back. Keep concentrated in the face of. Yeah turn especially when it's okay though. Sorry we will. It is fine. Right i am. There's there's this guy he was about. There's this guy. He said that his fiancee wants to get her x.'s. Name tattooed on her. Okay right before the wedding. This is when she decided to do this. She okay rewind here. Let me understand the connection here. She wants to get a tattoo of ex-boyfriend her her ex boyfriend's name tattooed on her. Yes before the wedding right. See dad yes you know he just he. He passed away a month ago. She was apparently Still holding quite a very large torture him and she was fucking devastated. He said so she's like i'm getting i.

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She she told him. It's like a month or week or something before the wedding and she's she's like i'm going to get his name tattooed on me or today. She excuse me what's dicey thing. I mean you know i mean if you're super close with somebody and you had a relationship with them for a long period and they died recently like whether you were getting married or not you. Maybe you've never had anybody close to die. You know what i mean like. If you've never had anybody that close to you die and then all of a sudden you want to get to. I mean it's it's weird Yeah i get where the dude would have a problem with but suck it up buttercup. We're talking you know. I could see where you might wanna run from that. I don't want. I don't view your ex dies. I don't want you to put her name on you know Not into that anyway. So yeah i'm not saying me. I'm saying but there are people you know you know what i'm saying. That didn't necessarily hate their ex. Maybe their new husband to be was maybe that was his brother. Maybe that was his friend. You know what i'm saying. I jud was a drug addict can fucked up his life. You know what. I'm saying that you slid in and you have a relationship but yeah i don't know it's not a good situation and i could probably tell us to for sure Yeah i i know. However i what i'm saying is i can see a situation where it might be. Okay maybe now. It might not seem out of line to do that to your husband before. Did they cancelled away. No he doesn't know if he's going to postpone it he put it out there. Like what the fuck yeah like. Ibm situational. i can think of a situation in which it wouldn't seem so bad but it would have to be a certain kind of a thing. It just seems harsh to the do. That's all i mean. Seems harsh on the dude. That's what i'm saying. Anyway i mean it could be a good cover up later. The you know the holidays are coming up and people light to get all fucked up. Should i get around family. Sit like that and then usually when you get a little fuck yuppie you get a real pre-game holiday cheer little horny. Horny sneak off into the bathroom. We've done several times. Parents house people doing christmas this year. Or they zooming christmas. What's happening you have. That whole zoomed thanksgiving and then you know walk away. Just walk out of camera banging totally still. Be out mike. Yeah yeah just required. See and that's the whole thing because that's kind of the fun is wake kagame. You could actually be literally writing writing a cock like right there. You could actually just be sitting on it as you're talking. You know what. I'm saying depending on the angle. The camera do like a face facing fucking gopro action. You know so it's like right there as you move it moves exactly with your head. Okay so you know as you're going grind grind easy just like you're laughing or whatever. You're doing grandma grandma. Oh stop it where you just say that. Yes well anyway. Throw that in there. You know well this woman. Sorry this girl. She ended up on. She didn't know she was on a group chat with her parents and it was like her parents and her aunt or something like that she was asking if it was okay to fuck dude when you're blackout drunk. She should i hook up with this theory. When i'm blackout. Their mothers like what. Well you know tried. I wanna be a wanted to be more than your mother. I wanted to be your best friend but her her father her father saying this is not funny this is. I don't like this joke here are like if this is a joke. It's not funny like that. She's like oh. Yeah i know which part of it that she would call her mother and ask if she she should hook up with a dude if she's blackout truck. Yeah okay so some. Some mother daughter pairs at though they have a show like that on on on one of those forgotten like i think. Tlc or something. I can't imagine to that at all. They're called like smothers said. We've literally met people that are like that. I know God and yet and yet you know what i don't know i lost track over.

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Kill kill. well let's go to your favorite segment by standing by his and on the news. It's time once again for shit man. Okay so this tits. Man are people that died bubis. Oh that were killed. I guess acetates titties like all of us. Not quite assassinated. Okay well if they were paid to do it and kill them. Assassinated right there were murdered. Moves seat accidentally slaughtered. That's going to be a news. Sleaze box or gator blade movie Tack killer boobs. Well whatever this woman. There's this one girl. She's kind of fucked guard like she was very very well. She was china. Give herself bigger tits with lean. Oh vaseline deal vacillation injection. Yeah that sounds like a great idea. She died well. You know it's fucking vassily. Inside your boobs. I mean it flat like on the package it says not for internal use. And that's because it's fucking oil petroleum. Okay yeah whatever it just seems like a horrible lube who just saying it seems like a no fun kind of luke lubrication for anything. I mean i've tried to jerk off of that stuff. It is impossible. I mean even even back in times when you had nothing. Vassili was not a good option now how no there are so many. Better things to us than vacillate i for sure. Oh you have to take a cue tip to you. Rita think just to clean it all out. No i mean jerk off then shoot your load a plug. Does it pops out like a little cork. It comes right out believe me. I've never had a stoppage issue of it. Just doesn't create the kind of friction that i'm looking for a hejab experience. Not at all okay. Well i'm just telling you they're not fun case you ever think about it because i i just part of you there like let's try this out by it. You said you could shoot it out. Like a plug shabby chevy come out. I wanted to see it. You're not like a plug. So tummy was in jackie. That's a bad needle show. How was she. She was pumping. It was south a huge. She was it was. It was a big syringe. Now there's another woman. Her boobs were implants. Were so big that it pinned her to the bed and she couldn't get up. I mean not. Like like s fixated her of the we're talking about. She literally got twisted up inner titties. So bad she like couldn't move. They like like one flopped over one way. One flopped overly other. It's got your head in your arms like anaconda you have see fucking snake ball style. She's wrestling with her titties. Always exit calm. Your tips comes from no good old ladies get giant floppy floppy. Her boobs were sixty four pounds. Four pounds on your chest and when you start having problems you know you can get up and she. She ended up having a severe problem. They had to call the ambulance and everything to try to get her up. She died because it almost suffocated her but the prisoner a all to have big giant and they were. They were false right. Yeah yeah and they were saline. So they were heavy. They weren't. Oh yeah yeah. I don't i don't i don't know it's never been my thing. I mean big boobs. Yes however big big overly done bolt ons really. It's just not you know. I mean some people are into it. I guess i bet. Most people aren't edgy. They cartoonish huge are they. Am i missing something. Well a lot of people aren't it depends what you would call cartoons. I call cartoonish the ones that are you know. They look like they're absolute philip. Thera fabio hurt her. I mean this this person. Whatever she died or we got hurt herself. I mean those were obviously had to been cartoonish lee large by definition.

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They weighed sixty four pounds. Thirty two pound feet up to say yeah that stance heavy fucking titty cartoon tap poets you. I would say see okay. So what what she looked like. It had to have been what most people would like. I would think you would think. I would think unless we're totally missing out. In a large segment of the population of the world that are into giant cartoons are kind of drawn like that. I guess you know if you go back to jessica rabbit. Yeah yeah. I guess i guess so. I've just. I'm not an alligator. I don't know what to tell you. Know like to fucking. Brian back to the olive. Well that's always a good fuck allergy. That's how i always tell myself there. A perfectly good people who like olives. They're not pieces of shit just because they like olives. I just happen to not care for them. I like them. Yeah and you're a good person and so by the year thirty For the week chit talk about some death. Bubis skinny little sad. Well anyway. i know sad. I mean you go into a giant description of using your fuck machine But plug and and button toy all at the same time. Well i don't know how sad really has so skill. what attend just that segment dippy. Though i'm sure there are some people that they could find are abused by somebody dying from their own boobs choking him out. Somebody laughed. i guarantee you if there's a fetish up there there's a thing there is. There's an accused tree hamper. And he got busted again again. Humping trees and this time he was highest balls and running from the cops. They caught him. You over there. Fucking come here. I fucking oh dre. I fucking the tree. You're fucking god damn tree. Stop it boy. Put you take away. Well anyway he They let him out on a twenty five thousand dollars but he This is the he is. He's apparently he's thirty six years old and he's always hurt. Anybody is easy hurting. The tree is he. Is he drill a hole. How's it happening. No there's no. There's a picture of the tree. The tree is actually it. Looks like he's got is giving like. Oh no no trees were harmed in the thing. I mean did like kids do this. I was asking for a well. I don't speak tree. what how do i know. They're living things. Apparently did you hear about arbor day. Know that's what i'm saying. Maybe the tree was asking for. How was the tree dressed. How was addressed. How much how much bark was still on it. Disarray was intriguing. Was the tree fucked up. Was their sap all over it. It like like one of those party trees like just like to go out like little hussy trees. You know those kind of trees years. The ones that deserve our. They're looking for it to be prude. Holes were right out there with intake heights. Maybe it is dan on iraq or something to get to. It is something living in there. Okay there's a bug or or some sort of shitting. Gahler's wang maybe. They were paid for their fuck and participation. How do we know we have. No idea do we. Maybe they they were maybe he was maybe being filmed or maybe he was filming it or something. Yeah public maceration right. I mean that's that's what he it's gotta be the charge. How're you you're your. I don't get it unless like what are you doing it in front of the school. Okay you have very little details about this whole situation. I do have a tree fucker yet. But he had. You don't know anything about the tree fucker but say where the tree was that. They do have a picture of the tree. So when you go to the show notes you'd be able to see the picture of the traders are looking doll fuck worthy by the way if you want like links to all the shit that we're talking about at the website in on this episode you know right. They're they're handy even the bumper. Yes if you have questions about. Where did you see that tree. Dick thing they're also and don't forget that you can get the brand new merch. The we got going on new design the very cool fucking shit. That people have already ordered an early like. It's right there on the front page for show anyway There's this one bakery.

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They're they have a new christmas pastry. That has a filthy name. Okay people are people are complaining about it Alright it's like it's like a cronut. The they have frosted to make it. Look like santa suit right Go on what do you think the name of it is. I don't know what is the name santa's nut well like you wanna buy to say is not in your mouth santa's not it's not just like a random not like somebody you met in an airport that cutting we're at santa claus yum nut really wanna starbucks jim nice go places to get. They're from but they're getting great marketing right now. So yeah why change it this way. Not no that's true. Dot is a thing like people are used used nut as slang ages. But that's not you know what i mean. Yeah no it really. Isn't i mean it's one thing if like santas santas literally got the elves jerking off like like you know that's a fab pacino. Her like like there's a whole line of fucking little little tiny. He'll with cookies and and saying akiko. Yeah and they're just you know. Don't work in santa for each cookie. I can just see like the motion just like over the top. So i knew you were doing the fucking jerk stickiness. I could see you. I'm like oh my body. Yeah or flare spastic. Some people would say that would be a pretty good description. I i mean. I move around a very animated what i talk and i'm just flailing spastic. You do you do when you should zag sit still will you almost got hit with the arocca troll. I was tossing it down in the perfect location. And you do it for a last second. Grab that was. Crazy is not a perfect location. Because the where it was going there was Number one was glass. Right there number two there was my nipple right there and you have a very good aim and a knack of just clipping the frigging just tip of the nip wish. I am have very large gauge piercings. Through so fuck it hurts when it contacts and pinched shit adamy. No and that's always intentional. But this time. I was aiming for a safe spot even if shiri were out out first of all let. Let's say where are you. And he rated zaib. Oh you were. Perhaps you literally had your pipe sitting next to you. Oh that was what you were worried about. Getting knocked me breathe. I think of alcohol. You drunk down now. You were high. Yes for sure though. Yeah okay so was it very well. Let room know now from your angled you could not see the perfect little cubbyhole could could you. There was no way you could have seen that perfect location right there underneath your armpit right on top of the catch. You couldn't have seen it well right because i was also staring junk at the time she so you not only was belly was a dark. You're inebriated you did not have a very good viewing angle. Even if you're trying to look and you just said you were busy looking at my cock at that time. This all of this being said you are not the expert and exactly that thing was heading right for the golden spot. Yeah you're going to hit my info like how negative can see see anything because it didn't happen no because it was dark. You're you're high and you couldn't see it. So what are you. you're just making stuff up in your head. You're i mean you. And i would add if i was aiming at your level. If that's what was happening i would take. You would want to sit still so you don't lose unintentionally because if you sit still i'm gonna hit what of aim before moving around. That might not have it and you may have an accent. Oh bruise on your navy from having you know whatever well speaking of not not really you know kind of having in your head. There was this dude. He bought some ice cream and when he opened it up.

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It didn't have one of those seals on them and it looked like someone slap their dick in the top history. Pictures of it to somebody pre humped push-up. Yeah he's by kuttab creamsicle. I don't understand why you would do that. He said it looked like that. There was just this weird dent and this this way someone likes was sliding their dick across. There is ice cream. Dewey believe this or dealers pictures. It could have been him. That did is what i'm saying. Fuck his own ice cream. And say i want to tell you. And then he he will. He had ice cream remorse because he wanted more fucking ice cream so he said fuck it. I'm gonna. I'm gonna tell you came this way. That's what he did. I want a different flavor insert rocky road and more money is create new flavors. Nobody fucked my my by delicious ice cream sandwich. Now there's a. There's a fucking doctor that i wouldn't trust at all. I mean some pretty fussy was well. This one was this fucking doctor. He paid seventy two nd for aladdin's lamp. Okay man after he fooled by a fake genie. Hey so this dudes out about. He meets somebody Claiming to be a genie a gin like from the lamp was smooth style. Well he he said that there was a trickster. Get gygi with it that pretended to be well. He was an occultist okay and he pretended to be jeannie. How did you make any wishes come true. Oh i said he would make him rich magic. Apparently not okay. So i mean have you. You've had parent or people this bilbo baggins guy. Hey man you need to check this out immediately. I think it's a real. Gd in real life. Yes this lamp this. I'm going to polish it. And it's gonna give me everything i would've make all of your money disappear kookaburra. Lots of money or all of your problems will go away. No but he was He was he was an indian doctor. And i always heard now. I don't care if this is terry. Typical indian doctors and they're like really good right. There are a lot of people in the medical field. Yeah certainly it's was very they. They talk about this all the time. Anytime we've heard indian comics talk about Growing up like that. You need to be a doctor. Dr thing right well. That's why i am. Not i am not very. I'm scared like this. i don't want to go to the doctor ever okay. He's that stupid. Oh very superstitious. You know doesn't gullible could be would it. He's like just a cardiologist. All the do does is heart surgery. I mean really. it's it's he has really good hands. He understands the vascular nature of the heart knows. It knows how to do these tiny little hugging movements. You know what i mean. I jerk it off. little things. zona turns into some kind of like autism or something. Take or something. Like i know how to do this. I don't know how do you anything else. And i'm going to just give seventy two thousand dollars to some dude who's like a genie. I haven't been to make you rich. Well what's what's the difference in that or somebody giving fug and seventy two thousand dollars. Church pat riley out. I mean what's what's the difference. There's no difference literally. Is ed from my perspective. I guess that's true. Yeah i mean one way or the other you know. He he had faith at. This dude was a powerful gin and some people have faith that you know their church leaders going to deliver them from whatever i mean. That's that's the gig. That's that's their thing. Give them strength. I gave you this money. So i am. The positive outlook are no my now. He wants it back though. I wouldn't go to the doctor either. Though i like. How long have had like things like this. Like we would never know about this. We know about this because of the information superhighway. That's true years past. You probably doctors who have done way more global things. I wanna i wanna you know. I think we're going to leave on this. Is i was watching a thing about good club soda.

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I don't know like i'm thinking about it. I was thinking about. Yeah live thinking about getting like sodastream or something anyway but how that feel just. I mean just poured on your pussy and i mean. I'm sure it's fine because all it is just carbonated water. There's no sugar in it. And there's no i don't think it would feel anything you would feel like pouring water on you. I mean you wouldn't feel. I mean i think like the effervescence carbonation would think it would tickle manitoba pouring like filling you up with it you know just like poor like down it. How many times. When girls girls will again in the bathtub and willow will run the like well. Flipper legs insider are as follow way to the edges. The subject to the to the faucet whatever and then click on the water really hard so just like shoot down. Our guys all gathered together and share these techniques with each other. Now we just figure it out okay yours to everybody thinks yeah everybody seems to abounded the fuck and spout and like pool jets and shit. Well we'll jets. That's a no brainer. Really see yeah same thing accepting the privacy room bathroom here. Not near like jet. Not what were you talking about fucking jet. I lost track. Started thinking about you fucking. The jet put nightclubs soda like oh highly carbonari like seltzer. Shine your snapped. Let me say. I have seen you spill gallons of soda on your lap over the years. Gallons gallons it did it did it. Tangle no felt like ford board water you. i don't know there may be a psychological thing if we took just a little bit at a time drop you know boarded and get your soda controlled cheesy kind of matter. Fucking dr brown's gustav. Fizzy water alka seltzer work. Like a bird it in there. If you'd blow up like maybe your head would get really bigger boobs. Maybe even bigger ass does that. Are we sure it doesn't work that way. Do you know that we are going to get out of here for the week. I've done all the we should do. So anyway yeah so. We all have stuff and i hope we all had fun music tech. Start fucking music here. Game month me dr shift. Whatever the fuck you're doing awesome do for as the everybody. Well see reports unpaid move. I like tacos and does.