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Kinky Katie's World #332 Fairy Tale Porn

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Oh my god tell time in real. Do i slap you thing back and forth. It's my favorite part of the orgy. Everybody come at the weekend has landed all the exists. Now clubs drugs. Popes and pies of four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer on my head like a screaming kettle. I'm going to cut shit too strange his own life. I'm going to lose the plot on the dance floor. The free radicals inside me a freaking. Tonight i'm chitra folks are on three apocrypha. I'm going to never never land with my chosen family mind. We're gonna get more spice out than neil armstrong. Avid tonight could be a personal life between quit. And what's the keep fault now. Live from will thirty four stadiums. I bring you a girl who struggles judging. What objects do what homes here she is your host the one the only kinky kitty workum to the shoe. This is repositioning number three thirty two. I'm your host kinky katie with the as always as my partner in crime. My favorite plus covered. Fuck toy the one and only messed arrest all right coming to you. Live from route. Thirty for studios keith. Katie radio dot com radio. Chaos dot mad. while. I'm just matching your your vocal range there. Yes he don't feel bad about token while you're trying to to get through you know what i mean girls go to do. A girl's gotta second a little oak in burma you know. There's a actually speaking the seeking of second caulkins shade. We're gonna talk about that okay. I would imagine that would come up at some pointers show really. It's kind of like a standard thing. Dixon of of all matters of the whatever. Okay anyway. whatever you're talking about okay. Well we are going to have a fun show for you tonight. I say that every week. Because i mean it every week doesn't always happen but code for. Yeah yeah we have a new porn pick of the week. We also have new tickets man which is absolutely. I don't know how this is not a doctor picture pictures. Okay yes pictures we're gonna talk about. Oh yes talking about photos. all right. we'll see you did it. We'll see how that plays audio platform. I have to use my word. Yeah you're gonna have to use your words you'd have to lose your descriptive words. Uh-huh you're gonna use your words. That's what's going to happen. You're gonna be. You're gonna be just wonderfully descriptive. You're going to be scripting all over the place. God follower dripping with followed yummy. Ooh and also don't forget that the new merch is now available discuss you can acadia radio dot com and it's built right. There's a top you can give it a old quickly new and get some stuff to you. Know showing get something out of it. Yeah it's actually. I i I got a t-shirt washed. I got to t shirts. I got some stickers. 'cause i want them that's usually why make make them because it stuff. I want so whether you guys wanted or not. It's their added wall. No it's been pretty popular. Good the the kinky design it it. Yeah so my stomach's been like super-duper lowered if you guys here any he kinda weird noise spot like a tiger behind the tent or anything. Susan naked afraid now but it sounds like house like a like a deemed on the side of my body award hog. Couldn't matata motherfucker. I'll hear that from like address sitting here coming up to the show. I mean it literally sounds like there is a fucking full-size lion with a giant main drag by murrah lake events. Yeah ever since my guts got rearranged adam. I don't quite a digest the same way. No so rarely not. I don't know what happens. And it. he not only does it. Sound really loud and scary but it feels really weird on the inside when that happened.

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I don't like oh this out and you're like no. His stomach doesn't go over there. What do you what is that. Stop it. I know whenever you do that. Just worry me. Well y- because we'll stuff's been rearranged. So i like nothing feels the way i expected feel. That's true you know all right. So i got I decided to putz around on. Fell life for a little bit the past day or two and i i've gotten allies new pe- a lot of new people let a new friend requests that i decided like really odd. Look on your face. as you're saying that would mean really people like how. How many takes did you have to look at assholes sony deck so he checks felt life would be the place for that it is. I'm mostly get a lotta assholes this then by assholes we do mean your balloon pucker fugger by not just some dude who seduced rag. Oh wow okay. Got the go right. Their profile picture full spread. So what your life activity. Well there's a There's a per person who's local who's Military dude and the title is let suck dick together all right strap me baby all right. Good morning. Good morning new her whenever. You're listening to this Ti he wants to he wants a slide up and down on your maple with me a dual little candy hain liquor o'keefe signing. I hear what you're saying. No i feel what. I'm i'm feel it. I hear it. I hear it. I acknowledge your request. Your your request is we have to give it standard processing time. Get things out to be filled out. tyrant heads have to talk. You know what i mean. As three meetings there was a game where people are probably going to kill me. Because i well first of all obviously katie. You better get this ship right. Oh yeah if you don't fucking get this game ship right. I swear to god katie. Hate all down your fucking socials now. it'd be words. So many words what anger. What are you trying to fucking trains read here. I saw an article. That nintendo confirmed that that while eeg. Super mario brothers the the evil one. He's purple. He's got like a fucking okay anyway. It confirms that he's uncircumcised for summaries on. Okay well you know. It's a choice a choice but what is it better. A lot of people overseas have they just wanna support dudes to sweaters. They feel lonely. The sweater wears a okay so now they have to say no. There has to be a video. Game program has a fictitious wang and it is fictitiously uncircumcised. Yeah like true to life. I mean that character obviously is european. i mean obviously. Yeah so he would be uncut. Thank yes hundred percent. Probably probably you know considering a vast vercentage wise. They're more catholics Catholics aren't exactly i mean. Circumcision is for jewish. People and americans That's pretty much the lineup there. So you go other places. It snake snaking switzerland switzerland everywhere. Know that i know that. Yeah i know never talking about it. I forgot which shadow. Little or whatever's fucking name is he. He would definitely have it. She would of course he was. He's italian who come on. Yeah you just you've had. You've had some very irresponsible. Foreskin owners had been presented to you and they have spoiled you. You know pun intended on the prospect of putting that thing near you high s- maybe thinking that fucking chunky milk that i saw. Yeah so so all you guys out there who with with with foreskin that our curated wire you can just blame the the assholes before you with oracle because yes they totally sp- you know what i mean.

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The fact that they did holiday. Did i mean if she had good experiences back when she was younger than fox. Slot that all over. I probably wouldn't be a problem. Play uh-huh i've seen her. Do some really weird dirty shit for sure. Foreskin would not scare her if that wouldn't have happened now It would have been like brain on bits you. Ptsd let me unsheathed any therapy. Foreskin therapy for skin. We're going to have to like rub it on you know. Speaking of we could walk. I could ask that. Could be one thing i could asset therapists person foreskin s. What would that be called. Yeah i mean. I sure i've been. I've got a computer. Ray in front of my fucking face div research there but i would really rather have someone tell you what. Well what the fuck in foreskin. Phobias phobia yeah. Well it's going to be. You had a bad experience with them and the only way to overcome that is to you know go fuck wissam sweater. Dick just gave me the chills. I didn't give you shit foreskin. We talk about this. It's not me pull. Your eggs are ball skin. I i'm pretty comfortable with not having it and if you have it a you know awesome and i can understand not wanting to lose it. What if i knew i had it. I get it like you know. I totally get it but minority gone and i'm totally cool with that. I'm glad because. I would not be all hygienic. As i should have been and you don't remember what it was even like when you had it. That's right. I don't i don't i don't even know if i missed. It was different. I mean i was out of the pussy a few minutes and then just snip snip. That's right away you go. I don't even know what was going on. It wasn't even the most shocking thing that happened to me that day. You know what i mean. The most dramatic thing that happened to me was not losing my foreskin. That's you that was just a cherry. I have a new friend on twitter. I want to say hello to dick chambers who. Yeah not chambers. he likes. He's very open with the sexuality and he likes videos quite often himself. he was the one chambers. he is the one that ended up putting out The bicycle videos with the big dicks. Big the rambo dildos. Oh is it also. Yeah that. I watched several of his video. Ed you enjoyed. Oh yes because it was like violent ish with the writing very large. Very large large merican by dildo so large surgeon as well. Whatever though but i mean he's and he's he's really nice. Like i got to shy with him a little bit and he's just will anybody not taking himself. You know you know that will put out a video of you writing down street with a dildo giant dildo. I see you know what i mean. You gotta have a sense of humor there. You gotta be decent person. You got to be able to lay it out. Yeah that's true my kind of people. I think we're going to go to my favorite segments named i by eight might not be the poor and you would play. It is the point katie wine. It's time once again for all. Righty so what's really been getting my being pop in this week has been fairytale porn parodies. Oh like sleeping beauty ask. Were you already like sleeping beauty. Yeah i do uh-huh but yeah so. Yeah but then sometimes like the really goofy stupid one ones. Yeah yeah okay. And even though old like the old seventies one okay. Those have really. I don't know i just i like it. It's kind of like greedy and grinding. But it's you know because nobody gave a fuck back then damn thing so. It was weird to massive mixing boards. Like yeah my appeal. Now wonderland is little a little disturbing a lot disturbing. Okay i mean you. You're obviously you're into the whole association with your youth and it's actuality yes okay. Whatever works for your love you disney i am. I am much happier with the thought that that you know sleeping. Beauty's be going. Not not their literally series. Whatever you've been watching boys they doing yeah snuff.

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That's right you're telling me what what a fucking testicle costs on the black market today. I kind of it makes me pause for a second. And who who. Who am i sleeping next to. And why does she really know how much it has to. Testicle is worth on the black market. Because i see different things than you do on the computer and that's and that's probably worse new. Who got know. What i'm saying is it's worse actually to think that that is probably your fees on everything. It's weird shit like that and it's weird chat. Yeah we're just fine. They asked if i wanted a shirt. It said they humid. Are the human centipede. And it was three. Santa's i'm really sad. You think about that human sales nice and is it kind of weird. The gross chalet that kind of turns me on a little too young people. Torching people kind of gets me going. You're you're pretty he. You're you're definitely have sadistic qualities pressure with the follow on the backside of of non sadistic and very masochistic qualities as well. Yeah strange it will. Stop. people are like that. We're things kind of turned me on though. Yeah well i mean. I understand believe me i get it. I don't know why it is that i really just light. I wanna cause pain to somebody when them fuck with them. I wanna make someone cry. I i do. I don't know like i want to do it. Not not like hostile style. I suppose okay. Wait wait wait wait. What where we go and now hang on. We started. we started out just cinderella. We are doing so good. what ivan. Now we're back to murder got me. You started to get me about. Give it an alcoholic a bottle of liquor putting it on the table. I guess you're right. I shouldn't i shouldn't have said i shouldn't have brought to totta. Yeah 'cause now they've really started making me think about and then i started thinking about the pictures like kink dot com and i used to not be able to look at them because they were very. They're very violent. They're very their videos. Have have a lot of a lot of bonded. Mean the hooks in the nose like a pig and strapped over their head. And they're i mean they are like bolted down to shit. It's pretty brutal. And i used to not be able to watch it yet but however however it used to be able to watch it but when you're when you're watching it there is a large part of you that that almost wants to be the person that that's happening to know that. Yeah so what you. You know what i mean. Yeah well so. I mean that's just masochism. Everybody understands at. I think most people i don't know so it's not what i'm saying is it's not like like you should worry that you know you thought hard to people was a turn on. Yeah you know what. I mean so what i mean. That's that's what you want to see you know but you realize that actual harm to people's not not what you're gonna do you know. What am i want to okay. But you're not like that around any type of real islands. I've seen you around real violence and you. You're not cool. i have okay. But that's in your head but real-life like i've seen you react to it and it's not like you're jam and assure you get freaked to fuck out and you don't exactly wanna bang. It's just the idea whatever fantasy life that's that's you know well like by the rape fantasy. A lot of women have them but they're like new. We don't want to get raped right. You want to set up a scenario with somebody that you trust. Fuck it hurt. You write a and that's just a fantasy you know and you could. You could live it out. But that doesn't you know that doesn't mean anything other than what. It is like olives. You don't like hollows. Don't go rhino. Like uh oh she's she's shake she's most wanted some do it.

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You know exactly. Don't do that however if you're a person and you meet another person and the pose of you agree. Hey this would be a lotta fun and you know you talk it out and figure out what you're gonna do and pull the trigger on it and follow the prearranged rules for said engagement. That's all right. Try not to leave any marks key. She might get arrested for that. Horrible really chide definitely documented everything. Yeah yeah of ood my porn figure of the week. Yeah he told now. I think it's going to have to be violent for you. Were there last week. You were just there were just you. You're y. yeah okay start. Will you started to get me thinking about as you take away. Well i saw you sound like an abuser. I've smoked me hit you. Why did you make me to that made we do see. That's exactly what you're saying to your blaming me. Don't play me some of my fault. I didn't break you broken. When i found you about to say i'm like you like them. That way. you like very broken. Yeah well. I mean an equal amount of broken. This i think is appropriate missing limb. Not re you. That might be fine in a little hot for sure it'd be it depends on the nub and how it was presented but i might be into that. Well we know someone who is very into porn. Well yeah as a tattoo. Several house right. She does ventured no legs. Shelvin a bumpy bye-bye later upper but very aggressive tattoo very. They're very aggressive very aggressive shane. I mean he's got several very aggressive touches so to be fair. Well yeah the very aggressive one of me. I mean and none of aggressive in a being mean to other people sort of away. No yeah not that. I know that we know of just various like so sexual yes. Yes grimy grungy sexual very white trashy. I can totally identify i. I can really identify. Yeah except for i to go into people's houses and shit and you know i like you know what i mean. Yeah i don't need some eight year old asking me about the amputee on my arm. You know what. I mean. What i i just you know. They have a hard time. Because you look at me anyway. Big burly dude. In your house. I i get it. You know what i mean. I'm definitely going to have tattoos. But i can keep anything like that hidden his are anyway. You can't see his his. Here's weird ones. I don't think are art forms on his legs buddy shorts. He lives in ohio. It's cold up there. yeah. I think like three weeks. I get wear shorts. And he does have one on his forearm bell. A one of the one of abc's wherever yeah lugs. That's that's his work. Life doesn't like a now we saw the weirdest will. I thought it was the weirdest thing on tv. And i wanna know why who. The fuck are coming up with these games. And i can't believe there's like competitions and shit and just made me think of it. 'cause i watched beer fest again earlier today. Okay but that Like teak ball. It's like volleyball and ping pong the shit. That looked like dodgeball the movie. Yeah there's this game we watch this tournament and it's called ball. Tq q tech ball all tech tech. Tech i do believe tech ball. Well it was a mixture of ping pong volleyball soccer. It because you could only use your feet. It was soccer rules. You couldn't use your hands. But and they hit it back and for the the ping pong table was like rounded so it had a big arch in a little tiny ping pong net and two people and all they like soccer they would need it chatting at her a swing their fucking legs up like a fucking roundhouse but they couldn't use their hands and it was and they had to fucking like meg goals in elma sport of the future. I tell you right now it was the weirdest damn thing i could see like like in places that are big into soccer. Like being all over that shit. Yeah because it. It really is like a. If you're good at soccer you're gonna be good at this. Probably probably probably people. That aren't american. Anybody anybody meet you.

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Yeah but it looked like it was totally like what i started watching it. You're asking me is this made up. Is this like yeah. I mean it's like what on he's thinking you fucking with me. This is the same is well us. People can put things out there and it satires so i know those people were serious. They were totally serious. They were they were flooded fighting for their lives out there on the tech ball court. Well that's like when i when i saw that that ad for that Like dodge ball game. Show ultimate dodgeball. What these people were due to the jain like air council. Oh god yeah. I almost year and smell that pink. 'cause i was very athletic. Got picked last shit anyway. We're going episode rule thirty four and when we come back. We're going to have a brand new tits ma'am. We're also going to talk about something very very nice today. Very weird person has has done so yeah it involves free blowjobs fu. Free blows plowing way to go with the free flowing enjoy yum. It's time bullet basically and refreshing snack. It's last frontier. What do you mean like netflix. You think about it. You wanna travel there. I don't know maybe in the summer winning. Know what the women the women google porn. Okay yeah bar. Pornhub google's in alaska. I don't a bear sex very close. Yeah rough sex. A rough sex. Hey i don't know why. That makes sense. I i the lady i've met from alaska. Which aren't many were generally pretty. Tough women like ray tough tough tough strong strong or they're really not gonna take any shit from you in one way or another. Well why would they don't know but very very self-determined women i also heard there's like fucking like five dudes. Everyone check or something like that. Visiting some women are outnumbered quite a bit by dudes. does that include like the dead ones underneath. We're guys cavins. Just saying they live in the middle of nowhere that can collect bodies like that. Gotta wait till she falls. The fucker. nobody'll know. I live out in the middle of nowhere with bears revenue again. How do we go play. Ram all that bitch. Tom no off the showroom off. You're pretty good to me. Your style is no match for my welcome back. You katie's world Roope reports studios keeping katie radio dot com radio. Cast dodd med. You can give me on twitter at kiki katie radio radio dot com kinky katie radio a g mail dot com facebook. 'cause you know like all right so melted you a little bit. There you got lost. I had i had a little puppy. Puff during the episode. And yes and i knew you throw on this shit. That's right chin. And i i have no match for my. Maybe think of key is when all fucking really super light blue. The super san karen and Sorry thinking of like mortal combat. I know turn that shit off your fucking me up boy. Well not only that. But i'll just sit there and want to listen to the music so but it's okay arie on forget about everything. Doing i got like buttons. I'm pushing screens stuff. There's there's like nabis interesting. And i'm working at all yeah. I don't remember anything. Does anyone unless i write it down. Yeah i really don't have bad. He get used to know you used to. It used to know how to do it now. Like oh arranger anymore. where we'll levels. I know better in his day was a little was a couple days ago.

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And i didn't know that this thing took place near us but apparently does mike byu see. Oh yeah the sausage castle. Yes over the sausage caz up in orlando bill. This was his ninth annual veterans day party and the sauces castle is like it's almost it's it's it's definitely a most florida thing and it's the most florida place you could ever imagine in your life. I mean it it is it is glorious. It is everything that white trash in florida needs and it is a beacon a beacon to all of us we are drawn to it like moss to aflame for sure you have to look at ob- sauces castle. Mike mike busy and you can go to mypillow dot com. That's been burnt down. Rebuilt moved just a place where everybody parties down chug lows style really utter. Chaos botchy from shooting Semi automatic and automatic weapons to go non air boat rides with gators to seeing bitches wrestle in whatever lose loosely moral ladies and men. Oh yes lots places. Lots of nudity stuff happening places like this eight hundred pound black guy who likes to get lap dances from Little people several different. It's a whole thing. Well this is the nine. Tie the ninth year at a row. That he's done this for the veterans. That is mike view. See the nephew of gary. Pc the gary yes any and you can tell they. See your beauty right away. Would you see here right away when you see him go. Yeah you're definitely related. Yeah those you all come out with a certain look. You guys do not need dna test. You definitely are the father yes somehow. Well oh my goodness anyway. He's doing a veterans day special. He throws parties late. We hit it afterwards already. You guys sorry veterans. Sorry is well fuck it. Also it offered free blowjobs by jenny. Jisr we've met her haven't we no no no Talked about her did we. Because she she was doing another blue jays marathon she loves to fuck it and gaba com. Yes show she's always doing videos. She's the slobber neighbor of fifty person blow bangs. She'll just sit in a circle and had like fuck my face all right well. The that's her niche. So and say she's gonna be thanking. The vets for their service is nice but getting their dick sectors even better. Here's the tenor airy that they had for for for party. That's going on. It was going on that. You missed already that you're just gonna have to hear about see. Actually i could have gone because this is all ladies welcome. I didn't have to be that. It's like the reality missing out. It's not just fear actually happened. You missed out gotten free. Blow from jenny jazz. He's probably really good at it too Serves probably gonna have something next year or there's going to be another boy whatever because. I don't think that this is sure. That the sasha's castle pops up on google maps. Oh yeah no. It's like out in the middle of the everglades In the middle of our. But it's up here north florida. Yeah orlando area. Think yeah so But at five pm is when everyone wants to get their five to eight. They've free haircuts. Carnival rides and free beer or a six o'clock is free barbecue dinner than it's a military branch versus branch. Fights have look at the pictures. it's four point. Nine stars go reviews so funny. They're actually have google reviews. They're going to be a stripper. Showdown look the front of it. It's a huge mansion. Beverly hillbillies looking. It's yet yeah. I got a seamount phone. Can folks edge it away from there. I mean it's totally perfect. Though it is like for me this is like i fit in better places like this for sure but it reminds me of how i think it would be. I've seen a lot of videos and shit like that on it but in my head it's how that roscoe's chili challenge was that we went to.

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I was a judge at four. Pull dance competition. This was this who out in the middle of scary nowhere. Well yeah. I mean it's just you had to drive out off the beaten path for sure. No no cell phone service and it was it was like a like a biker gathering oh god well it was but it was. It was a neat little festival. It was assured. I'm not saying it was bad. I'm just saying it was not what was expected and i got. I got a little a little taken back real well. A little bit of that was the old. That was the old fucking sausage castle. That i showed you. The picture of this is the new one. Sightly scaled down version of it however however place to check out in the middle of nowhere. It looks like that. Now it looks like the outside of like carnivals spook out does. Yeah for sure but none of that i would they. They've been on tosh point. They've been on for that wong's world long long long long. He didn't like them. Wogs world logs where he was. It was ok. Okay so proud and issue do they. Yeah he asked. There is a discrepancy discrepancy. There was they didn't fuck and by the rider. Well any any didn't it didn't like The way that some of the girls are being treated pits. A little bit. How well. I don't know what happened. I wasn't there now. I was just saying what you know what i mean i. I don't know that the girls like it is possible that people are into your chip very possible of course and that is a pretty weird wonderland to go to. And if you're into you know who's to say that you weren't like when when normal people see any type of obedience on. It's usually pretty stark to them. And they're like oh my god. This is horrible. No this is totally this. She asked for this or he asked for this. This is that they wanted. They were really at finding they like search to find somebody to do this to them and they finally got the courage to say what i one and they're doing it in front of a crowd yellow. Well that's like when you see some some guy in high heels and unleash at the at the airport. Everyone's like what. Yeah i now. This is what he's into check him out. That's his gig wants you to stare. That's right well and that's that was part of the you know humiliation. And that's their. That's their gig. Yeah so it is what it is all right. We're going to go to your favorites tab. I him boobs in and on the news. All right butts time once again for shit. Okay this comes to us from twitter. This is from at work flash. One or clash knowing gets that nobody does maybe while. This is one of the girls that i was suggested to that It's rate by. Ted's said she's thirty eight double d all natural ever. Did you show me has guy. Oh yes impressive Oh gosh puppies. i'm into i like him. I don't know what i'd do is them. But i i'm a fan. The areolas are slightly puffy and her nibble nipple is. Yeah yes about the size of the tippy town like your whole first segment of route. But it's a proportional to the move. It is yeah. I don't know. I don't know what i would. You confronted with that. I would have to find out in florida. I do like now. Are they look like if you if you know if you go to my twitter you seen the drawings that The topless christmas cartoon that i had jebron had made for me. I'll be posting it again. Anyway he made my tits look extremely large. Would big nipples like this. And it's exactly what looked like every familiar with my twitter. You can go and see it. And that's anyway whatever fuck it. I'll tweet it out again. I'm rambling check the twitter. You could get get all the info. Yes and besides and also i'm gonna i'm gonna put out the link to the to the tweet and the pictures when you do show us so totally she did. She live in florida now within striking range. That i don't now to talk to those nepal's you have to check them out for sure.

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Hey tell me about your show. Well i'm just saying you you you hang those are out there. I deserved to ask some questions about them. Yeah i do should all right well. That's your man for kip man. Yeah if you guys actually have anybody that you want what wanted talked about. If you guys run across a articles that you think that i might be down with you can always throw them to me. That's right do you want to cut her website. Contact form right there right ball. Marrying bong there is lady. This is the most fucked up weird story that i've ever heard that okay. It's up there though. Okay we'll see go on this woman. Who's on the real housewives. She married her step grandfather. Okay still you know step. Her grandma's i. When i die i want you to take care of him. Okay uh-huh and she now. She also heads up a pentecostal church. He you know well. I mean grandpa could be an step so you know there could be maybe twenty thirty years to a number. Maybe forty seven okay. Let's it's good stretch everybody's eighteen though right. Yeah okay. i can't really say anything. What are we going to say your dolts. I know do what you want. But still you're consenting in your adult ury and but what. I also want your opinion to. What do you think not. I mean it's it's something that in my mind. If it's me i would be thinking. You know. Like your your. Did you like plant things and their mind before they were eighteen. I it's a gray area there now. It's it's shit like that would happen though throughout the fucking millennia. Yeah sure oh yeah well what do you. What do you think is worse and older guy with a younger girl or or an older woman with the younger ones worse. If everybody's everybody's crank in adulthood the you know yeah. I don't think one is any different than any other true. I mean it's it's all in what you're into hundred percent sing of what you're into and i know this is just was just on my page there. There's there's a fetish that i ran across and i didn't wanna talk about it and my porn pick because this is not turned me on. Okay this would be your head. It wouldn't be your pick. Now that's right okay. My anti porn pick of the week. I'd have to make another. You are so close. It's disgusting okay. This is a muck bank puke fetish assimilated and it's There's a couple of different versions. It's pretty bad. And i'm best not to not to fucking start dry heaving like i usually do a gagging talk about this but now these These small. I've only seen like asian girls so i don't know if it's more of an asian thing was just due to like asian girl. I don't whatever. I'm just saying that this is what i usually say. But the start off with the whole muck bang video where they eat shit ton of food. I know you're uh-huh and then regurgitate it back up. Sometimes they sometimes they're real easy there. You don't have to spend it out. We all know what you're what you're where you're going out of here. Jesus you little sensitive like god squeamish yes says the rigor warning trigger warning katie. My throat this time for real. I mean you have literally seen people do that. Yeah not that specifically but you know same thing. Yes i i'm not subscribing because you'll you'll apparently you can't you don't have no constitution anymore and so i mean in your mind you think you're getting worse with your with your tastes however that is something i've seen you witnessed firsthand. They need did not get that fucking squeamish over it. You were involved witnessed it firsthand. He were the source. And yet you were fine with it. And how sauce was i at the time. Okay you were away so you were obviously saw list.

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You didn't you didn't go not sauced. No that's true. God yes so anyway. People are into that. Yeah i mean that's where the tarps are when you go to a party and you see this clean up. Something like that is what's going on. It's okay hey some people are all of eaters. We can't help it. I don't know but still it's it's very it's very guys. Gotta get off katie. Jesus i i not. It's not my fault. I am where i am but i am where i am so i am going to get more fucked up from here. That's right you do that. Pound burger challenge. And then do it again Do it twice nice. Nice a lot of super noodles of sushi. Well i comes up good apparently does. That's another one. I just can't get into didn't no way shape or form could be like i know sweater times. Not like your respect your right to eat olives all you want. Yeah but don't care head. I don't want to eat them though. That's right or him again. Yeah morality one disturbing fact. And i i do love social media. Sometimes i for a lot of the stuff's does kind of like throws like little ideas at you. Okay anyway. This person. I put out on facebook said ah dino what chainsaws originally invented for. Look it up okay. You peaked my interest so it was used to cut bone but it was originally Originally made to help out with childbirth. Okay chainsaw yes a chainsaw. A very reluctant to believe your story to your your your fucking research i. That's what i like a chainsaw. A chainsaw is it. How what was really invented to be using childbirth though thankfully it was a far cry from the electric powered monsters people to cut down trees with today. The prototype was developed by two scottish doctors. John aker ten. Whatever james jaffrey and In the late eighties century for came up auto spell. What i what was the chain saw invented for. Oh god originally invented for helping. Oh my god this can't be real fake news. Fake news has to be different thing fake so it had been a different form or something like that. Maybe do we trust the business insider do we. I don't know what appear reno that's right you know in surgery. The origin is debated it's debated but a chainsaw like tool was made around eighteen thirty chainsaw. Like tool yeah. You know what though the chainsaw like tool it's like a hand cranky thingy right here. It's like a hand cranky that that has a chain on it though it does have lush fucking mike vibrator scary well. Maybe we could get one way. I don't know. I need defense for your fucking testicle selling plans. Oh god yeah to defend myself with something. If i had that just just sitting somewhere you'd think twice. I mean you. Think twice about fucking with my nuts. When i'm sleeping. Yeah you you definitely hear that. Go mutually assured destruction. Well uh-huh it's like nuclear arms. I can put some some extra melatonin and you're oh okay. All right i understand. I'm not going to be happy. I'm not going to be happy and i do not. I'm not sure how to react. I'm not sure but i. I mean really in shock. You know mitch actually did it for sure jack but where would i go aftershock. I mean what do we think it. Especially if you're with an rb here. I was gonna say murder balls but you wouldn't have any all this whole line really. It's just i mean you know. Anyway that's i mean you you might as well cut all my limbs off to a flash fair you literally might want to remove lead me.

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Just stop with no nuts. No dick that may be what you want to do so to me. I mean that that would be a better choice than just taking one of them. You'd better get a good chance on me. quick. I mean and now that would go across the board. I woke up next to somebody. And i'm woke up missing something you know there's to be a tussle of some sort. Somebody's toss away exhibit. he's going to explain what. Where am i nuts. We test the waters. I e wake of a more okay. I went to bed with ten fingers. I woke up with nine. Where's my if. I can figure then the next night or couple nights later. Take another one too all right anyway. Showing katie stuff. Yeah we're i l. We were distracted me from from cutting off genitalia. Talk about ca no. I was just showing you a picture of a headless woman attached tattoo. Just say you understand. This can have any year. Well know what's under there. I'm not saying he could have and you. What i'm saying is if if i wake up without limbs where do i go like i would like. Where does that leave me. What am i supposed to do. How do i know you're not gonna. I don't know there will be there would be blood. I know they're already would have been blood. Because you already took my nuts lynn. Let's talk about this new photo pose. That people are going absolutely crazy for and apparently it's very hard to do and i have tried to do. It cannot do it. it is as i do not bend you that way. In my age and body it's called it's p. l. a. s. t. Now a lot of people are doing it on their hands. Account bell platt plas last with two ts. P. l. a. s. t. t. pussy legs ass smile and toews toenail toenail kits tits yet to tease toenails intensive so pussy legs as mile toenail o'neill's jets all in the picture at the same time on the same person. Yeah and there's apparently there's way more ways to get into this position than you would really take. There would be a to the girls who can do it. Congrats for you and you can go check it out. And i'll i'll find me. And i will show you could either google or you know i'll just stick linked to the picture and it definitely is something that like. All of the women that are doing. Are they have this goofy way about like did i came up with us will. Some of them aren't even that presley. Kinda shocked i looked at what. Oh yeah i guess if he did that but then there's some girls you like check out we get it all right link your own well. You're you're getting it there. If you could do the back over the top fucking crab lock style you know then you would have. You'd have both sets of know though the i in like sinister walk or you have no tests like that. Well but you get. It's not a plast picture that the depth they have a lot of large selection on on Read it as well. There's a there's a plas reddit thread. it's got all kinds of so you can go check that out. See you can recreate it if you can't and you want to send it you're more than welcome to well. I'd be like dull sense if you don't want katie. Share to tell you might want to tell her not to share it. You know what. I that is a good idea. Just assume that she's not going to show you sent it to her. That's like when i used to have when i had i had another show and I had co hosts different ones and they were female. I would always say before they would come on to be with me that you're gonna be doing some fucked up. It's going to be pictures will be taken of this fucked up shit. They will be posted. No if you agree to do fucked up shit than than taking pictures of it and if you don't agree to do it right exactly because it will be posted And they are like. Yeah you find whenever it's cool he he whatever and then. This is happened twice. The people's boyfriends or husbands have gotten pissed off. They're like why are you doing that than the yellow million. Hey can you take down that. I'm in all of them all of them. I'm like no no no your did you to. You're not that horror. No no i took. I took him down.

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But i'm not happy about it. Led you my most of it is just. It's a pain in the ass for us. it is. I don't know all the places that i stuck. I second wherever you go. But i don't know how far back these go. I don't have a real good retrieval play honey. Don't know what to tell you. Don't know where i put them three years ago. Jesus crying like wall posters made. I've like like. I did those cool wall. Art things that artist to all over the side of a building here locally. I shouldn't have done that. Fuck i put those pictures back page. What's your address and phone number. Of course 'cause. I told me i'm into details. I'm using my words. Unnecessary details of course. Is that the description of the photos. You're you're telling me about you're going to have to use your words. No no no okay all right. I don't remember what that was about. Ut's something. i'm just trying to get you to pay off your promises. I think i did. Okay yeah okay. I'm pretty sure he did go with that. Figure it out tomorrow. I think that that was the segment though. Because it's about photos. And that was about your ability to describe the photos. Maybe we're gonna out here for the week. That's what we do your shoot early again. Ed you time no. It's not yet. Is we started late meeting start. That lay three minutes. Yeah three minutes well. They talk about their now. Throwing orgies on zoom really which gal right or they save. You could save the video from those two. Can you think so. Well there's six women in six bedrooms with six boxes on your screen. So they're all they're all like fucking doing the thing and they're using it took to become like the old chat are the old chat roulette where all yes. And how long do you think that that zoom orgies get a take before it turns into dogs. Exotic was we had a solid eighteen seconds. Floppy with some some people would be into that though. Of course they were a hundred swinging fucking dicks. God tell cadre time to slap you thing back and forth. It's my favorite partly orgy. Everybody coming in one course. I mean it's pretty pathetic it away. Dido you're you're like like i can't do regular jobs right now have dues zoom orgy. Damn you covered. I mean i guess if that just was your choice because you know it's not like you have to bang somebody but whatever what if you just like. I like to see multiple repeal people getting off. And while i'm getting off and i want them to see me house digging all just still cirque. Yeah i mean that could totally rethinking. Well i mean you know here again we. Just because i've i've never that's never been a thing for me online with a girl or anything like that. I've never gone to a cam. Curl cam girl. Katie i swear care got it. There's anything wrong with it. It's never happened for me. i'm. I'm an analog kind of a person i kinda like it like directly in front of me. Yeah yeah. I can really pay attention to things that are right in front of me right now. You start listening to some kind of music got stuck on finches again. He's another two. Yeah look another derby tiger turbie tiger tell you we have dirt. It's mildly dirt. Here's a mildly one right there. Oh mildly derby. That's exactly what it's under. Its says mildly. You tell your tattoo artist to do out to say retired and tiger to tattoo. Artists are like that they. I mean some of them still don't speak. Pc which is you know. Odd ma call retarded. That's i'm gonna call it. I might offend the tigers. Then hey they didn't ask allard to the way they are. I'm getting outta here for the night now. okay week. you're good. Yeah no i had to keep you on fucking schedule. Now remind you. I know you're just trying to like ninety eight percent finnish job. You finish that shit about that. You got that. Take out you finish that dick.

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What the way what speaking of that. Now that you just brought that up. I want to tell you that i watched thing on youtube. It was From the barstool sports people. Okay well they had They had louis. J gomez on their answering Like fucked up questions from around the web. Social media yes and i didn't i didn't i don't remember when it came out but we talked about that like a bunch of things that we talked about. They asked like the saint like he answered the same questions and that was one of were the the ninety percent blowjob idea percent of a blowjob. Yeah and starred from the. I mean it was like there was like three or four that we said in the same episode that they had him answer. You know parallel thinking what he had to do. I guess so absolutely pervert. In the i think yeah will. I think that's why maybe i was thinking about that. Because i've watched like a bunch of fucking carlos mencia shits jed why they just kept one graphite bids boop carlos. Mencia is a thief whole so i just i don't so i hope i didn't watch that already though. And then that's why it was in my head like oh should i you know unintentional stoves on it. I mean we're not. You're not standing up in charging people admission to come in. Watch your show now. So we're just two people talking in our home studio. Yeah so good luck. Yeah we absorb. What's around us. That's what happens name wearing pants all right everybody. Well i hope you have a great weekend week day month year shift. Strive whatever it is you doing right now. I hope it is a good one. The anything for me as no go pick up some feel i get radio dot com. Right down the puck and homepage. Easy peasy pillows. Right bucket five star review. Come on up. Began hoodies being church. We got stickers tumblers of everything but we don't have it they'll print it for you guys kiss buyback those those.