#312 Fetish Tweak Out

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Definitely not he'll be out by its very nicely Yeah, how's your doing minds awesome? Yeah, no, he'll good so I'm going to be going back to get. It finished up in a few weeks. Okay, we'll let this when he'll. Yeah Big Baby! Yes, okay, yes, I. Am you want a pretty picture? You gotta pay for it. Oh. We're going to go right into my FA- my segment favorite segment your time archer I am. Might, not be the porn you would pay. It is. Katie one. It's time once again for. Pick. All right so my porn. That's been getting me going this week has been like the vacuum table. Body rubs ooh vacuum table. Yeah, those seem like they would be fun hygienic, really. Yeah, today's situation. You can put a little filter on the front of it. would be hermetically sealed in there. That's right. He's vacuum fresh. If you don't know what one of those is, it's like if you took yourself and put yourself into a big giant vacuum bag. And they put a little hose in there for you to Breen, and you climb climbing between a little sandwich action on that and they. Vacuum Psyche Oh. Yeah, like like a piece of fucking pork and the beef section. That's right. You're ready for the freezer packer like a CB. Back so when people rub on you, I mean obviously you can't move. The touchy feelies through. It's like you're wearing a latex thing. All of the pressure and stuff, and when you put lube feels really cool does feel really really cool and I always. I kind of have a thing for slippery things because. 'cause I'm I'm really turned on when I get a pair of like vile boots. I wear them. In bed on satin sheets I loved the slide, slighty feeling, and I love when people like Rub. And stuff, and just like Yeah Lou when I'm covers. Oh, my God! Nothing gets the turned on my more I O. J just make my pussy jump, but you get a latex glove. Like an oppor. Leith love you know kind of like. Scary looking like you're doing some sort of a fucking dissection of a human body settling. Butchers Tyke loaner no, no, no, no medical exam medical exam. That, tight, yeah. Right up to the. Upper links. Medical gloves, and then just looked up and just get me from behind like a bowling ball and just fucking like just. fucked. Work my puzzle. You like to start off with two fingers all slippery enough, so fucking moved to three. Just shove the thumb up my ass, oh. Oh my God like like rubbing on the outside of my Brazilian playing with the Clinton just fucking slip it in grow. Oh! Yeah. Yeah, so vacuum bed. vacuumed bed. You would sideways quick. Hey. I wasn't going to stop you. I'm glad some people will be happy A. Just got a little I'm getting a little randy over here this way. It is. Anyway. That's important pick of the of the week. Oh my goodness. I really didn't think that I smoked all that much. No, you! Didn't you eight stuff? Yeah. Just gigs quicker. Now I'd always does. That's pretty much. Your your you GE-. Yeah, you go right at it hard, and then you have a hard time stumbling through things that you're trying to get to. You're trying to think. The words are moving on my screen. Take virus! Honey I've virus words moving around I? Don't know what's happening frozen. One of our one of our top fans on the on the facebook page I. Don't know if he wants us to say his name or not so. Good go to the facebook page. Yeah, you can go to the face. Check it out, but he said. When he he posted. So? What I see certain people, I hear his uncle Ricky. When you said that she's a gape or I? Hear that in my head when I see certain things to that's the only way to say that it's the way the dude in the Gabriel video. quit the Queen of the guy. The Guy Birthday think five months. You see those videos you'll lo-. You've seen one when new you'll go you go. Yeah, that's G. He gets all excited Oh. Yes. All. Look at.

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Guy Boros. Guy Per Alu voted on legal. Spat or cavernous. ASSHOLE or whatever. He's just. Passionate that's always interesting thing to watch somebody like legitimately geeking out over something really bizarre. Yeah, strange strange thing to behold, but you know it's really interesting to me when someone gets all. fucking tweets about something and gets really into telling you about it, and then it's just like you see the light lego off in Isaac. You WanNa. Hear about Oh. I'M GONNA. Tell you all about a first sheet, a vacuum bad, and then after you get the vacuum at like very. Detailed things, yes, but I mean and that's nice because. You know that there's they're dying to talk about it. To tell someone about it, but they're like I cannot talk to would. Think. I guess I get that I don't know I. Talk to anybody about anything really, and that's why people do go to us. I. Feel about it. You know maybe I'm not into it. However I can see maybe how somebody could be into it most most time shyness see you always try to see both sides of the story well there. There's some things that I look I. Didn't see I can't I can't I can't see it, but you know I respect your right to do that. Like, I can't even see a like. I can't see myself talking myself into that. In any way shape or form off, yeah. Something's. Certainly. But, just because you don't like it, you know some people like olives. Say Some people don't? That's just the way it works. I. Don't think anything of you because you're. An alligator uses year hitter like I just had a snappy, and you are not really into the snappy I like cheap processed hotoke I like I like extra phosphates and parts. That's. Like I don't want anything. Remotely resembling a high quality hotdog in any way shape or form for whatever reason to come on a roller I. I don't know why it's. It's I think it's I. Don't know it's gotTa. Be You know generations of inbreeding or I'd say. You'll hookworm used to be a thing in the south. You know what I mean. giving. Refer I've seen you eat them frozen. What for what talk well okay? I was hungry I. was like Holy, Shit. popsicle them. Pork. Just WanNa put meeting in your mouth. Sometimes ain't that you understand. Yeah, really. So I'm not an addict. Cheap process hotdogs really is a better thing you know and you know. If you want a regular one later, you could always have a frozen on now if And if it smells. A hotdog. Don't put your mouth. What are you talking about? If dicks fucking smelled tasted like hot dogs, come on some checks all into. There'd be. There'd be some girls in in the. There'd be some girls in like Wisconsin that would be all about. You know you know what I mean. Like like smell good sausage. Because that means, it wasn't rancid deadliest. Rain Yeah at least it's a food product. People eats. Like Dick funk smell well, see then you know when these the main spoiled. Exactly. That little mustard it'll be. It'll be just fine. It's an investor. Blow job I wonder if that would tingle. I mean. Burn fuck you out. You can't put mustard in your call and not expect to get some kind of fucking. You re throw. something. That may be like what you're going for. Though I mean she can do. Some mustard sounding. Look I got this injection to Katie feel about. The the all muster squared her I got from the local co-boys, okay I got it and now ominous stick the end of it and medic hole, and then I'm going to squeeze the end and just paw. And Pau. TWINKIE! Oh God see now, imagine if the grainy show it would be, it'd be like an explanation. No lighter dirk over the real great mustered i. have my your ether. Peel scheduled for today Katie. Are you ready to do my urea? Thrill your? Bill, PEO- US, MR SC glut four you. It gets rough the inside unless you do something we've got the gray poupon acid peel for afterdeck soda would be heard. Another thing like I said I I can't see doing, but there are some people that are into like hurt big time and they.

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Do It, and if I bet there are people listening right now to us this instant wherever lives in a muster, though in A. Bet that right now there's at least one fucking person that listens to us that this just occurred to, and they are literally squirt. Muster down there, tickle. Now. It's not a good idea that donald take. That's a really, do you? All I'm thinking I'm thinking you're probably going to get hurt and it's not. It's I. Don't think you're I. Know if you're bladders. Get a like like fifteen ounces of yellow spread fairly announces. Flush! Yeah, because if you have the whole fucking thing there, you know you're gonNA. Whoever's? Whoever's into your reasonable? Burn like this. You know they're going to enjoy it and they're just gonNA keep fucking squeezing until at Bitch farts. They want to get that full feeling inside their bladder Oh my God I know see so. Oh should not do any of that that fucking insane. Mustard I mean really. To stick shit in your whole because you like sounding okay, what eight sure you can get it the fuck back out. Maybe an actual sounding device might be a good idea us plenty of Lube make sure it's clean and maybe don't use fucking yellow mustard, and why don't you try sticking up your ass I and whatever you do, don't listen to us at all. I would say. Try sticking it up your ass. Up to ask yourself a little condiment and Emma you know they can't be good for you either. But at least at your ASS, Al! Zawra utter. Else gets get them. You gotta get. That Bernie Stinky some saying. If you can't take it in your ads first, then you probably shouldn't put it in your Dick and I think it'd be better to put it up somewhere where a probably know kind of next to be the only hole. That's should go in as you're out well. Technically your mouths connector asshole. It's connected but one. No, no, it's. No okay, later on when OB sticking my Dick in your ass I tell you. The same was the same thing it's. Just like your mouth I it is, and you're okay with that. It's the same skin. In. Like mouth like it in your shelving your mouth. No looting going dry right that Maratha. Kind of self lubricating. Really. ended the DP go well, that's that's the whole point. If you go even of you, it will be self lubricating definitely. Just. Learn what? It's a whole lot slicker now, honey. When you cry? It makes it even better do it. A real tears be watching too much Balki. Yawn. While we were on a bike kick for a while till I wrote a Balki. Bucket. So so the enemy page turns for those of you who have net flicks. It's an animate, Dan very violent. Damn Bitch made his hater I. Know I was getting mad. FUCKING WHORE FUCKER! What I? Don't care about her anymore. No, no, he shouldn now. He wandered away with that other thing. I forget what happened, but That's it. Anyway there's avenue coming, so yeah, of course always something new with you know I figured out. Yeah, that's the whole point i. like multiple. You know a couple of hundred episodes assumption. It's really strange and very hard to figure out. You know what does that mean? Let me just four hundred episodes until this fuck tournaments over now. That's that's I. Never into that one. I don't I just don't get why people I've watched it I. I mean I could watch it. You know it's like pizza. Same idea that then people will whenever even if you're not into it, I still watch it and enjoy it. whatever so Bachi, all right, so we've talked about this a few times, but here how people are getting on board and I'm really excited. There are I WanNa talk about some different kinds of Lewd dispenser. Awesome by Lou Baby. Between you and me? Oh Baby Yeah. Slick stir of. Music with anything. No, the this episode is being directed by Brian McFarland. Chess McFarland.

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Was Name so I am so navy and specific. Two seconds after I. Hear which which is the creator of South Park? That's the case you didn't know. No Family Guys Family Guy South Park drink. In your your details like whatever you. Detailed information to yourself. Some things about stuff. No actually keep track of that stuff a lot better than me I. Just Wing Shit out there and I don't know, might my. My brain feels like Swiss cheese. It sounds, sky! Yeah, it's just GonNa get worse I'm. GonNa turn your brain into slide show coasters see thankfully. I've trained myself to do things by muscle memory like as many things as I possibly can. Boy have is so I'll be able to to lots of tricks even into elderly age, so just keep continuing with your contact juggling. That's in different things. Every muscle memory sticks with you when brain turns in the Swiss. She's so Dick here. The more things that I make like reading the more things I'll be able to do when I'm stupid. It'd be great. Hey. These are typically lube dispensers. There's the Blue Light. Lou Blade. which I think is kind of funny. Because that's right, you showed me the picture of the these are game changers for sure. That, that is unless that's on the list Oh. That was so cool. These are yeah like if I was going to an orgy. That's what I would bring with me to the orgy. Lou found you just turn that bitch on like a fucking chocolate fountain. Well, let's just talk about a now. Okay, let's talk about the loop phone. It's by the touch. And it is a luxury product. Yes expensive. Yes! It's a personal lubricant. You can put either sex Lou. Bennett or massage, oil and heat up. Yes these are all all of these are our technology I've been waiting for. Somebody has fucking answered my prayer a Warm Lube Fountain. Yes, I can't be sanitary Bush. And it could covid like stick to it. We get the Rona of like. Is it Rona filter to? Like if you put it in your window. For the air to filter. Anyway it. Four ounce container of Lou within about two minutes. That's what they say that. That's actually really good and set needs. One of these it's got. It's got like. A kind of like this this not sticky material, but like rubber material on the bottom, so won't slide or like over yeah yeah. You need their habit as a continuous drip. No, it's it's from what I remember from the picture. It was like about a twelve inch by twelve inch window like window frame, and then it just fountains right like runs down like a fucking shower. It looks like it looks like a Dyson Fan. An ovo said oaten Oval Yeah it's an Oval, a known I I her. I remember now yeah, like a dyson fan when you said Tyson fan that was the the tip off, and you can either have it as a continuous stream like a thin stream, running down from the top to the bottom like right in the middle of the Oh. O! Or her. You can have it where it's were releases the sensor, so it will only go off when something goes in the middle of like a toy or your hands are. Only one hundred. Warm Lube. God, Oh my God it is a hundred and nineteen dollars every dollar. I would say I. Mean we a tried, so we don't even know if it works, but if it does what it says it does. If so far on just from its website, there is twelve reviews, and it's all been five stars. Okay, so they said everything is absolutely fucking amazing. Every porn site would need one of the like that is. That is the technology of talking about. That would be no problem to do. Get somebody just needed to fucking build it and I'm glad somebody did. Thank you company whatever it is touch the Tosh. Who makes the touch of? Amy! Touch! No no put the parent company the. I think. Another one of the cool things that they had on the list. It's a it's an an a bottle warmer a bottle over what yeah, it looks kind of like like a barrel keg, but small.

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I'd like I. Guess Find Final like a Moscow mule mug. Like look Kinda like that, and it's got a switch on on on and off. Plug it in, and it goes all the way. He just stick a bottle down in the middle of any keeps it warm. Okay, see, that's not a bad gig either At least the warm lube is like. I, know men, Damore, not talking about warming Lou like when you put it on and rub, it starts getting faulkner. Kind of boring right right right right, but you're talking like physically warm to touch exactly. Yeah, because that's like the the least well sometimes, it's nice to call Lube like when you're doing vacuum table. Tight Latex I think you're plays is. I think the cold feels really cool on that, but like for like regular use. If you're putting that shit on my on my Dick and balls, please please warm it at first. Yeah, no shock to the system I'm just saying you. You love to like puddle a big puddle a keep. It is extra. Rabbit right on me. Well think about this to also. If you're gonNA take like pyrex glass toy and put it in some cold ice water, putting some ice or whatever get a cold, so then she'll. Do you know some chilled lube to to go on that? You can have the little, plus he's sick. Oh okay, little really yeah, all right I'm not to sound people like olives. Now the company moist. Moist Moist. It's your favorite word. I still don't understand the hatred that word for people just said. It just makes me think grandma like gross does it does okay? I guess that's not a good fuckin- thing to go for then. I well. Maybe maybe it'd be weird to. Ross. Well! I've never met your grandparents, so then you never. Know, how gross that would be the dead so. Really Gross Pretty. Gross One of his ashes. On how well they were embalmed. Josh. Grandparent jury. Splits the modern rehydrate him. And put them moist on them. Anyway they have they have A. They sell a Lube dispenser that's. As big as a like a water fucking. Water Dispenser. And they have jugs of movies. Are As big as the fucking water. Zephyr hills bottle ever. It's one of those things if you ever do in life to like put out the latex sheets, you know some kind of slick area that you can go in. Bring like a half gallon, a lube and roll around in a bunch of Lou. That sounds like a great time to. This isn't even half a gallon. I know more nat a no I really. Yes, as big as a, it's a big water. Thing Oh like a five gallon water jugs yeah, turned upside down and like. You know what I mean. There are like porn production places. If there are there, even people who do you sets and shit for porn anymore or they I? Mean everybody's pretty much going to like hotels and wherever right? Yeah. Like like airbnb houses and Shit. Yeah people are doing that a lot. Yeah, but then I mean a lot of them, but they're doing it. They're doing it now more than they did. But the for awhile while this whole thing was going on, people were doing just a shit. Una Cam work and custom videos like they. You know they get paid, and then they do. The video sent it off. Just throw it in the mail. So really or Like that yeah, yeah, well on some people are just gonNA. Keep is just keeping it straight, digital, but. I. Know Whatever it is what it is. But now since Florida decided, they're just going to not care Yeah, we're all getting in trouble again. Grounded, we we, we understand what's GONNA happen. You know that they're going to build the wall all the way across you know Texas and they're just going to keep going and cut Florida. Right off there, and that's the plan to deal with us is just a lawless off, and that's okay. Wallace off I well. No, we're going to go to episode thirty four and when we come back, we're going to have TV's ditties and we're going to have some more lubes and yeah style A. Young. It's time bullet basically and refreshing snack. I I have another version another of. Would you rather see? Remember we recall her main recall.

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We had A. would you rather and had balls for feet or for toes, yes. Yes well obviously. Dick Fingers went out handley. Well, this is another one to ponder for you. Ready. You Ready, okay? Would you have Vaj on your forehead? Okay go! Or probably not gonNA be that one. or a row of Dixon, your back Stegosaur Dixon La back. Absolutely. You know how many girls that come out on those next. It's like Dick Fingers it's the same thing forehead policy that means somebody's GonNa WanNa. Stay a dig into my forehead buzzy oh. Look you. Think about how many dudes GONNA WANNA. Hold me down and skull me. What what if I WANNA stick my fingers in it? No well. It's not gonNA matter because I'm GONNA have stegosaurs. Dig Back. Yeah, so you can give those ladies a banana boat ride. It's the same thing as nick fingers, I have sex and guess what I can do with them i. don't know what to do with them, but I'm going to find out what I can do with ten days. Something Now! Do you still have the fingers? Both. You can have only one Dick Theo it can be only one before the formative Dodi, defamation. One you have to pick. If you had a dictator forehead instead of evacuate if there's a cog. My forehead like a Unicorn I might be okay with that. I mean I still have a regular decorate. Okay to handle, that could be tickets. Okay totally fine with that. Because somebody to blame me because I would take on my head. You're GonNa want me to cover my forehead. No, thank you well, my my face. That's my head. Sorry, it's a tumor that happens to get hard jacket all over the place when you stroke it. Just happens to be very. Very good my deformity. Please stare at my deformity. Look at it. Look at it or you know I'm GonNa. Make eye contact with you I could like way my head back and forth now eight a cold since your sinuses are like writer. What do you mean what happened? When you do your balls clue? A little SNOT drips out of your like it doesn't drip out of my head now. I sneeze so no, no because I'm talking about not the one on your crush, the one that would be stuck to your. To Act like a regular Dick so no I mean it's take whether it's on my head or on my back. It's still a big, and that's what that's. I'm assuming. It works just like a regular day. For Show what do we know? What are we going to do anything? No, no, no, that's not the way it works. It works. Out The way it works. It works like A. Everything about it is a Dick I could have time orgasms at what's good for you. Interact, with Them. Lead. Wasn't back to you. He Katie's world, I'm raspberry live DOT com. You hit radio DOT COM. Got Mad and you gave me on the turtle later keys and Katie Radio Peaky Katya. Dot Com Kiro Radio G mail dot. Com kinky Katie Radio FETLIFE. My Guy Google this woman for Christ Sake. TITTIES FOR FREE Or whatever yeah or some other Shiite whatever? Lot of whatever I know. What around care. Or is this guy's shirt? He's an historic, says he who does not lick the Clinton should not get to hit. Could you jazz one sixty nine? Her second. He who hits the? Is this like an Oj fucking lawyer? What happened? Read that again? It's he who doesn't Lick Click. It shall not get hit Oh. Why you go if you're not gonNA eat a Yank it. All right all right like one of those old seventies sayings. Yeah, that's exactly. Exactly exactly hey don't make fun of my speech and patron. Not Very nice really. Fun of the way I talk as being a blow jobs. For a friend, a friend of ours, a front of the shows and stuff a Lianne Spicer. She has spicy. She's got a book. I see he's got a book I get it on Amazon. It's the little bit Naughty Book of blowjobs Little Little Bit Naughty Oh. It's a little bit naughty book of Blowjobs. Yes, I had to break that one down, too. But she has other books on there, too. You can check out, but this one. If you WANNA check it out there as you can get an hard copy, it's all about down dirty details of the blowy.

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Yes, like how to manual, it's more. It's like people talking about about their. About their. Houses. Job Story. Jobs Hills, yeah, and then and like facs and shit like that like I was stuck in this dude stick. Yeah, it went down the back of my throat. Okay, and it went out the air hole instead of the stomach whole kind of like. So what we're going for sure. Yeah, probably not probably a lot where? We don't know. Anyway, so yeah, you check it out. I'll have the link on the illness on the show notes so very spicy. You wish it out. That's right. She's the one that she's friends with Jay and Soda. Okay Yeah, she's all up there. Oh! I got you. Yeah, she? She does a lot of the porn people to shock sue. I think she's like worked I and companies and anyway okay I actually robing in the porn business itself that. now back to these these lube dispensers. There's another one magic lube. It's called the the pulse okay. Except the only bad thing about this one is, you have to buy the specific pods of their lube. Wasn't at the same thing that we talked about like yeah. uh-huh, okay, this one is the newer is the newer design. Yeah okay, yeah. So it's a warming Lube dispenser as well and but you have to have have like fucking pods right in the pause. Pods poll spots, yeah! And they come into their massage, oil or and Lube, and this one is also censored and is shaped like a clam. And different massage oil. You're not gonNA WANNA. Use It. Use IT Ailey right. You can if you want to, but I can't use it with condoms in the ass for the right. Okay, but it's bareback because it. The oil would destroy a condom. Oh say you no. You don't use oil lubricants with condoms. As they will break or on your fucking latex mad, maybe probably not. Good for a condom. Why would it be good for your vacuum bed? Yeah, a good point. You probably to go with each other silicone. Silicone. Yeah, you like silicone anyway fuck. Yes, Alagoas is. So much better at your favorites like a thinner viscosity of fucking Lube like the the web platinum I. Really really enjoy. And whatever I'm fucking, oh, my coaches dry so. I need to get slaughtered up. Were you always been a big fan of the loop and I'm not really complaining at all because it makes. Sense, lucky slick, and once in a while, we could get crazy with the fucking Lube whiz. Alex Nick. Do it like a of. Were you know sometimes we've had? We've used a couple of bottles, Loubet, and in a single fucking rip. Yeah, just because it was a once you start going heavy on it all of a sudden. You're like Oh. Oh, yeah, what are we doing? What are we doing? Let's do more of that. We're in a hotel room. We don't really I mean you know you know? Students were. The carpet is known knocks her. Class. Night Standard. Someone issued out of the sheets like a little squid. Salesman the first time. I've followed backwards off bed. Quite. That's what I was saying. It would be cool if we ever did that. Where we actually lay down like you know the proper shed, so but you you can slide around on the shit. You lay down like if you if you had a whole room. That had pillows coated in vacuum. Sit like. Latex. so everything you laid on with soft and yet slinky latex. Here's the thing to you could also get. One of those big pool floats that have the race sides. They could also double as a Kiddie Pool, but they're big. I mean they're like the size of the king sized mattress. You get one of those. Yes, and put a lube mayor. The same material and be all slickest leaky, and then it's all talking about him. Though yet. It's Dole. Things have laid about Oh really yeah the bottom. Yeah, sure. Yes, it's a pool flow. Okay, okay, but over talk, but his built like a mattress with switched sides, so we get a hold tunnel Lube and we just post up in a pool with like ten gallons of Lube like get it like an inch thick at least inside like you need like a puddle. Why just go to town? Oh, my goodness, yeah! Take a bunch of fucking psychedelics. Roll around Lou pool float around in the loophole in the bull. Sensory overload.

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It's the total opposite of deprivation it would be. It would be. Make sure you use sunscreen. Insider tell room. Know, what do you mean? A poll I would float pool toy in a pool. then. Add the lube job in said floaty. Pool Pool A pool within a couple of WHO'LL OF LOU WITHIN A. Yes while you're floating around. And Sunshine. At night at night can be cold less here. Yeah, just like three billion degrees outside at night, but it's it screened in so is going to be like dark. Screened in pull is what you're saying. Yeah, leave the light on as you can have that glow like that is like grow on high high end pools. People I knew was posed at and how screens? You know it was just out. Yeah, element house does now. We didn't have one. Yeah! Yeah always just you know. Classic style. Screen really screen at night adder now. I don't know I'm talking about loaded up on some high powered blotter, you know. Yeah, yeah. In Awhile Yeah Yeah see what I'm saying. Yeah, I, see whichever with a whole pile of Lube in a pool now some lead can be expensive, but has to have a sponsor. Where's here's? Something out for bears. The thing though I'm just letting. You know that there are some household items, because maybe you don't want to go to the house because people are freaked out when we go, which I don't blame you. Stay home, but Here's some things that you use. You probably have in your pantry right now. As Lou compared perfectly safe for Aereo here we go. Here we go anyway. Yeah, there's something you're probably not supposed to do that. You're about to tell somebody needed to do. I'm just. I'm just going by this. Okay, you know rule of thumb. Will they talk about coconut oil and a lot of porn. Stars have openly said that they use coconut oil efforts to. Anal and vaginal and hand job, and whatever you're doing, right, you can ingest it anyway. It's not gonNA cause it's It doesn't bacteria doesn't grow inside of it and a lot of people say that they like to use it. Lot of porn actress actors like to use it so I'm going to bang alight. Pretty busy so. I wonder if if you're like how many new porn stars that have never figured that out like you know what I mean new new girls in porn. They have a nut allergy. They don't know they're pushing. Just slam shut. You know she starts looking like a swelled up fucking. Verka salt. Well I think I'd hope she'd know by now that she's would be allergic coconut. How would she know that? That's like a thing that people use for Lube. I don't know he's No. She's eighteen years old. She stated. Yeah whatever you learn. Not Learn say. Liked commonsense, thing would be if you're. Kind of you might want to try not yeah, you might WanNa know that you're okay with that right? Okay, so you're nights is all of a sudden is like what goes. That's the thing with the other lubes. Is there usually hypoallergenic and shit like that? You know what I mean and you know. There's another one that apparently tested him. All kinds of small little animals had to suffer for your Lube Addiction. What he bunny so watch. For the boonies duty he'll. Oh. Another thing that you can use CRISCO. CRISCO vegetable oil. Go watershed down. Ami It! I know brutal. Brutal. Brutal Book I'm saying if you use this as Lubin, you fuck really fast, it's GonNa probably smell like fried chicken and sex. I. Mean you really coconut oil is what you're saying. No, I'm talking about the CRISCO value. Don't WanNa do that. Should be Ranson. yeah, that Shit Spoils I. Don't like that will get your I I'm saying. I probably wouldn't go crisco unless it was an absolute anal emergency, but they said that this one is pretty hard to remove though CRISCO and a lot of people use it for fisting an ano play. That's what dare you got a lot of gay guys like shoved up there, but but you can also use olive oil grape seed of Kado and sesame, really hostile some pussy. Yeah Hey I like sesame oil I mean you don't WanNa. Put too much because it's overpowering. Go high-dollar truffle oil. How engine sakes over ever? Do that to a French person. Upon feet million.

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These one D A noose free. Nick. Trouble, Note. They say you can use plain yogurt. Will. You and hard T-! Hard Tian, Allen. What's going on? I don't know you've been abducted by an alien or robot something. Your body has been replaced by somebody. Else's mind because you keep coming weird shit all the time now I'm trying new things, are you? I don't know where they're coming from weird accent weird laughs. Come up was weird terms. I've never heard before in my life. You're just be weird because I whips out of FAM- earlier today. You're like what? Is, wrong Yeah I was completely kidding when I said it sarcasm. Okay you know about that. I've read stories you've really. I've. I've I've I've seen? It described on the Internet, although nobody on the Internet understand sarcasm now, which is a really strange fucking phenomenon. Olsen people lost their sarcasm bone like they didn't use it for a while and sarcasm just escaped people entirely. Like. We'll keep talking about South Park, but that's our cast, the ball or even like. You go to be parodies like what you said that what? I'm doing it in a voice to. That's not me. I mean that's a that's a character up. God Damn it. Because everybody's going to be offended about everything. While all right people listen to us aren't offended because they know we tell them ahead of time. It's offensive, so you understand you know you guys. Are you wear it? Come on, you're all adults. That's why you Tuesday Times yeah but. Many are adults as we can control, wherever should be if you're not an adult stop? It cut it out. You're going to get us in trouble. Shouldn't. Mother. Where's Your Daddy? Whoever who's responsible for you? And why the Fuck Are you listening? Right? CUT It out. Not Cool no not cool interim listeners. Will Give me the Rona. There you go. We can do it over. The airwaves became a digitally. We figured out how to digitally do a lot of things. Oh, goodness, so yes, a yogurt being used a yogurt every crotch, they said. I heard that the women used to do it or they tell women to do it for East infections. Yeah. Okay strange right I. You know you know there's lots of weird things people did that. They find out later are completely fucking crazy so I mean that could be one of them. We don't know. Well if you if you WANNA go The Healthier Way and you can't believe that it's not butter, but you can use merger in March. Oh, no, that's polyunsaturated, fat outer souter. That's the bad one. It says that it will wreak Rick Wreck. Everyone pronounce graphic on. Wreck Rick. Rick wreak havoc coca week. Okay, yeah, wreak havoc on latex condoms. So this another one that you don't want to put on rubbers because it will, it will rip. They said definitely do not use fish oil. Don't use butter fish. Don't use anything like a good day at all. Maybe I like a very nice, you mommy. Sardine Oil Karen fucking. In. Okay. which used to get the Tigers Liquor Pussy. Sarbanes for a little context, she's actually lives in the city. We live in which really. Funny Few post pictures of her riding a bicycle. On Yeah on twitter and facebook that is creepy, but will you. Pictures of you out yeah like. The public's this morning what? You get you I'm like Oh my God. I'm I'm masturbating right in front and you can see me. Feel that little bit. It's not raining burden. Don Done your assets a little when I J- is not the way it works while I'm looking at you directly while I. Come you feel a twinge in your asshole. By you and take a big. Oh, no smell like Manila. No! You don't WanNa. Do that. That's that's please don't do that. You're on your way to creepy town. That's I which is right around the corner from flavor town. Yeah, which apparently in Ohio. About to be in Ohio. If. We're lucky if we're if there is if there is. A righteous God Y, they will rename Columbus Ohio flavors.

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How is it close, Ohio? Columbus der Der People in Columbus. Ohio Some Internet troll probably started a petition to change the name of Columbus. You know because a Columbus. Nobody likes Columbus anymore so to change it to flavor town in order an an honor of Guy Fioretti. Not feary feary via Edi. Respect to fucking blonde tips and say the name no way he likes it. I don't know mistake. Bird is now domke sauce. I didn't know saw US could be state bird. Like, open up the, either did we, but this is flavor town. That opens up a lot of fucking options for State Birds Katie. Doesn't it really does. You could have like Szechuan sauce. You know see that could totally be California or Alaska or Hawaii be better L., Alaska. Body well I think Sam Forget it. My my head goes. Anyway now they tell you don't use the guy nectar or lentil syrup. Things you can put up your snatch this thing you can't you can't. Be Confusing at all. No, no, you say like three thousand fucking items while people are probably running driving or jocking. Fine fine fucking. Get it later when you look at the SOGAVARE Noah Gubbay. Whatever what if I'm fucking doing my Mexican heritage and I wanNA. Use some natural guy I can't don't you? You can use natural honey, though honey it says don't, but you can. Not Seriously. No, because honey is the only thing in the entire world that will never spoil, and it does not grow bacteria, and it's also used for more friction because of its scarcity, and it's really great for blow jobs because it takes a while to get it off. Okay, we'll here's the thing. Here's what I'm GonNa throw at you and see what you think. Now. It has sugar in it, and if you're putting sugar up to snus doesn't not sound like like sugar and yeast equals now. It sounds that raised. It sounds that way, but it says the for some reason with the be sputum that it does not fuck with balance of your Gucci. Okay so the sugar that's left behind. Maybe the be fucking. Pollen swallow flushes out of this is now. You just have a sugary snatch a little tiny bit east. He gets up in there and we're baking muffins. Just saying back in love and that's what I heard for the longest time. When your article that you read specifically said not too yeah okay. So you, you make whatever you to. Do. You, US! Let's go to your favorite. Risk run. Moves in and on the news. It's time once again for Shit. These kids are all about nipples. This we alter all about nipples. Well. It doesn't have to be I. Guess Not. Everybody's schober well. I'm a fan of a nice nipples. What I'm telling you. I, will sacrifice is for quality nipple action every time. She's got a little cupcake Poch. Damn those gumdrops! If you're coming hard with a game I'm going to respect you no matter what your boobs look like. Could you come in hard with? With the nipple game well, these are different kinds of Nipples, and we're going to start with the inverted nipple. invert the shy one now some people say that it is abnormal, but it is perfectly normal to have nipples that are kind of in words, and they can go, either which way they can have. It looked like a little crease them poked in. Going north and south or east and West. You can have them either even have one doing one one doing the other. End Audi, that's right. No I'm saying you could also have like a the lateral a bilateral. Gotcha, but but but yes, you are correct. Okay, I am correct. That's why we were talking about that. That's another one people. Some people have no visible areolas. Area is that disk around the net power very light colored right? You have a very light colored Areola. When, when you get Sunday, get stalker, that's true when it gets harder gets darker. Yes, it's because. It's like spread out over a large area. It just comes in tight. But a lot of people especially women with little TD's. They say have are more likely to have. Non Visible. adverted ripe. No no visible light colored right right okay. Puffy nipples the puppies when the ones that areolas are puffy.

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Soggy other day. I just saw Puffy nipples for the first time when I was younger, and I was like. WHAT'S UP BOO? That's probably really harsh to the person. We were young. I'm sure doesn't scar years older than me. Whatever she's fine Julie I'm sorry. I love your titties now well I. Don't know how that I've seen one. Scene CNN eater for your first time. Oh. I have I have this person on twitter it's it's kind of like it's four times now. Keep sending me the same picture of this. Have the sweater on it and like an ice comment and I'm not gonNA favorite and don't seem to understand that. Didn't ask for it. You continue seem the same fucking picture. Figures throw that out. Maybe, she'll give them a pity like. Now. No, no, you. Ask Me To. Be Never. Some women have those I do not, but some people do have bumpy nibbles. Harry Nipples. Some people have some people have have Harrington. Nipple the women, not they weren't like. Heavily Harried, there'd be some hairs. That's right era in Gainesville. There was a friend of mine who girlfriend Harry Nipples. Is that what we called her Harry, Nipples? They did fight her bag. Really wasn't that night. That isn't that Nice. I bet that girl came hard as a rock I. Don't know a lot of times. Girls that I found in my experience anecdotally. Really just would would blast off twenty times had. It was like you didn't even have to try. SMART has oster. Yeah, I think it is more testosterone and they were a lot more fun to bank. Sorry. You just got to fight is away kit. That's all your. Trip going with a machete. Third Nipple. Third Nipple is definitely more. Prevalent Yeah have housing for you got an extra one. It's more normal, okay, yeah. And just normal nipple, extra long nipples or kind of like. Yeah the chargers are the short little stubby, not really that serve a nice little contract. He come off. Like the tip of your Pinky Jovovich has covered. Yeah, if you look at her. Because, it's like an aunt. CARRINA leave, it makes the. Accentuates the the Nivel size having it honest while the rest I think I think it does. Makes the nipple game stronger Sir it your advantage as a small woman. And you can also have miss size nipple Areola on one boob. The other just like people have like one Pittsburgh saying other. Whatever one testicle. Yeah! SAME IDEA! All right now. Are Time for the week hit hit man and Tall. Do there's I. I don't know what you do. There's a guy. His bladder fucking ruptured after he was holding his P. in for eighteen hours after after completely just sucking down beer, I didn't look it up. Really apparently out hand, really yeah, he drank ten bottles of beer okay. On the wall. He took one down and it happened to fall. No actually pass that around Oh God. I can't do that. Niece this climate. What's what fuck is wrong with them? He's from Florida. Rally is L.. Sterilize after. Anyway it was. He's so during like ten bottles of beer, and then he went to sleep before he went peed. He passed out. Is what you said Yeah. Okay, and he and he was, he was on a fork in I was on a flight to China trying. And the the they did see t scannon. It showed that his bladder had ripped in three places slow. Yeah, you mean he at least I'm going to give them credit for one thing. He didn't pit pee the bed I mean he didn't feel the bed. That's a perfect opportunity where you wake up at a giant puddle ago. Was the Puck Happen Oh? God Pa while they said. His doctor said that for holding your urine for more than ten hours. It can result in the inability in the inability to relax the muscles in your bladder. Okay, so you'd be all like locked up and you couldn't let go Ohi. Vacuum locked backlog. Right sexy doesn't sound like a good idea. No. I Shit, well. Sorry, leave on that, but we gotta go. We're GONNA leave on shattered bladder. Good Luck, kids make sure if you gotta a five times tonight, you better wake up every time. Bladder burs, sadder bladder, opening up four jodie foster. We just saw a movie. Earlier today in her knuckles are antastic still.

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