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The following program contains adult content crabs, language of sexual manner completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things. You'll wish you could here. If, you are under the age of eighteen, easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn off. For, those who remain, enjoy and have a nice day. The weekend has landed all the exist now clubs, drugs, popes and parts of four hours from the world man. I'm going to blow steam on my I'd like a screaming. I'm going to cut shit to strangers. All knife I'M GONNA lose the plot on the dance floor. The free radicals inside me a freaking tonight I'm Chitra Volta. Three popper I'm going to never never with my chosen family mind. We're going to get more spiced out strong advocates. Tonight. This could be personal I'm alive. quit him of Blackburn. What's gone? And now live from rule thirty four stadium. I bring you a girl that purpose. Her sausages snout beings. Being. Here she is your host. The one the only can Katie. How the Hollywood to the sure? This is Keith data's rolled number three thirteen. We are live at rule thirty four studios at the moment. I of euros kicking Katie with me as always. Fest partner, my fever plus covered fuck toy Mr, s Z. Flash. For you? To show for you. Talking about, we also have a new kits, man as well as a new born of the week. I know support of the weeks. Of course. Okay stuff I do when you're not here, is there? Okay. Resource yet exactly. Research. That's right. You can research you. I'm not standing in the way between you and. Your quota graphic. Yeah, yeah and a judge. You Got I. Don't judge you either kind of socially. Okay. That's a little judgy. Watching animal husbandry videos that you know you're. You're bordering you're you're getting close I mean at least it is animal an animal sex seder though but this. Turtle thing been posted on facebook like all over the place I. Didn't go not going searching out. Of the one clip, yeah, however, all of the rest of animal husbandry. You Watch, you just say that I. I just I know. I'm sorry, but I. Get curious girls on a forum like. No No! Can Funny Anyway. I don't know I'm still kind of recovering from the from the weekend's festivities. Shrimp has this week. July fourth, fifth and sixth. Thank you. Are She very? Very much for letting US know about said Trim Fat. We had no idea no, we didn't know it existed. We don't even know if it really is thing or if it's just something. I it's probably a thing I don't know. To me. I go to go with it, and if not, it should be a thing. Yes, well, the idea was that that you find psychedelic mushrooms to take the weekend of July, fourth, fifth and sixth. Yeah something tab. For sure? how? Had Fine, good John! Yeah I was cleaning up a little in the bedroom I did I found one Josse. You did so am I was. It found Roy? Moore Heavy crack. That's all right. Because it just goes so well with psychedelics. Settlers you're right down. Settled you're right well. I like really nauseous. Though yeah, it really yeah. Your stomach doesn't like fungus now. No. Yeah I WANNA throw. You know, but you know you're in bed. You're at home, so you still have a good time. That's you. Have you have a place to go if you feel? That's right. It happens sometimes you're. Hit You, Okay. Very nice of you. I. It's just a part of it. Sometimes you know you accept it, and you move on, and you still have a good time, and then it's we yeah. It was so funny because it got so quiet at some point, but did it like well Everson. They're going through. Because that like the AC wasn't odd and everything and the neighbors.

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There is nobody outside for once sounds like who is weird quickly, they're. They're partying all the time. Well, not party, but they like to hang out on the porch and ship. I think that's GonNa well. I think that's GonNa. Change a little bit at least I mean things have been getting better, but still they put a couch on our backboard so there you go on the away from our front door. Yeah, Nice, so let's say you're good job. So the the whole idea was to take mushrooms Adam so. And we did. We managed to take the proper amount instead of double. That, was that was a lot live this time we we hidden. Yeah that that was. Scary. Yes. As well, well find. Slightly terrifying all at the same time like. Coaster ride to being. You're going to top and. Wild buckled in, did I I didn't buckle it. I'M GONNA have to hang on. One point I have by blanket over my head. I'm like leader is good, okay? Through little bit. Right now. I don't WanNa know. But this time was was much better. Yes, yes, this time. It was much better. Oh my goodness. Oh I want to say Happy National Bikini. Today is. Okay, so we're having. These well, it is warm. You know unless you live in the Southern Hemisphere. Sorry people from the Southern Hemisphere. That are freezing your ass off. I. Guess I don't Know Yeah. That's the rumor going around. They do winter. We do summer. Yes, I don't i. don't really know this. Thing down there position. I wonder what to flatter third fucking perspective is on the rotation of you know. Olive like Saturday seasons shits over. Is it like the I've never? I never occurred to me the ridiculous things they come up with to prove you know what we all know isn't true. You know what I mean. How do you anyway like China? Tell some of the people we know. There this foot. Okay. Do, not want to have this conversation. I. Do not have four hours is. Well tell me we live in a magical realm. Endorsed can just save fine. Can we just call it fine? That's what you don't have the energy to talk to you. Don't. That's okay because I really just want to yell at you. Well Yeah, I hope everyone had a great for. They didn't blow off. Their fingers are in unless you're from a different country, and you don't give a flying fuck about the fourth of July. Says a lot of people that. Live here. Yeah, we celebrate that Shit. I guess we haven't well we. Don't really a lot for for fourth of July and a little while I mean. We typically find psychedelics to on the fourth of July. It's been like a long tradition pretty well. You know it really wasn't to go. Look at fireworks I. Dunno I just to have dirty sacks by gas. Excited dirty sex holiday. Really IT KINDA! Has that drunken dirty sex it used to be. Used to be now, just you know. Drugged up. Dirty sex. Our, this time was. Because, we spent you know Friday night rolling around with shrimp and you were. You were right there in your cycle. That's right. It was. It was a great timing. Oh Yeah. It was a massacre some extra. Catch. It's not like we did the whole warrior who. Put it like swipe at under your eyes down your. That, we've noticed anyway. Now that could have definitely could have happened. We don't know we don't know. Maybe that did happen. Turn on a light. It's like. Well we didn't turn any lights on now solidly the next day. Yes, way into it and I knew it was like. Feed the beast. That's amazing. How about you wanna eat after something like that like you just WanNa. Consume calories I talking did yesterday was like sleeping nap. Switch have. Navin Eaten Navin Eaten, Pot and the Lai. People got screwed. They did got. Some. People's maybe should listen to podcasts. Tell him saying well or you know I. Don't know just sometimes we we take a break. Sometimes we do other things to. We still make it up for the PODCAST, people. We're still trying to put it out there. We'll still we'll still the show out. Of whether it goes live or not well, thou- voted out there. If you speaking of. The Kidney Day my dipo, some topless and toppy bikini pictures on twitter I. can't you Haiti Radio and I just did that so if you want to check it out, yeah, how fun have fun with the Boob as soon.

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So we're watching the Lorena bobbitt thing I know that's. Not Disconcerting at all. And See. Why very interested in it for whatever reason? Come on. Yeah, well. If you don't know what that is that story back in the late eighties early nineties there where the chick cut her husband's takeoff, he was he was an Asshole, and he he she was fucking sick of associate. Cut His dick off. She she she's basically saying. He raped her and beat her all the time and he was saying. That's no such thing that she was the abusive one and she yeah. The story anyway anyway, and then He. They were able to reattach it. She flung it into a field and they've found out there like here. It is and. And then they put it back on him, and he went on to do porn like he did. He made a porn with this new deck. It was it was. It was quite the spectacle. Rather that pay per view. It was like a new. Year's Eve with Howard Stern pay-per-view were. Were they released it. Something like that I didn't follow it that closely, but well nicely I remember hearing about it. My Dad watched I. Wasn't allowed to I was, but I kinda saw part of it anyway. Yeah. Jake work well, they had they had when they had the countdown like they had a like a big broken dick like the head would come up. Come up, come up, and then he would attach when it hit midnight, it was like. I didn't see his born. Though I mean I, know it exists. I, mean I have seen the jacket for it and like looked at the back because we had it at the store. Would that I worked at? But I haven't actually watched it. But I still think it's funny. I don't care fielding I mean. When. I'm micro surgeon. I do microsurgery like yeah, that little thing kind of tiny 'cause they should. They did show the picture where it was cut off at like how much! The doctor said it was weird. You seemed like scrotum and nothing. Just now that he was clean. So, that doesn't terrify me at all. You want to watch you know one of the more infamous stories of chick cutting husbands negative. I like getting playbook together, or you know which what's going on, Oh, please. Had High, enough time for this I mean we'd be open for a long time. You're not to be able to sell the your abused. You might be able to content. Believe what they want to believe, but you're not abused. GODDAMN NO! It's what I'm saying. I, know there's no black dots on my hands, nothing no. I'm fine. Aren't even yell at you. Not Public. See, that's how. That's how it happened. I heard what they said Oh God. I spend most of my most of my time in fear that you're gonNA something because it'll make you laugh. Like you'll make, and you'll go. That was really funny. Honey you. Can you jump again out of terror? Hey, as in realize it's just me God. Damn it. Finally finally to the point where you let me tell you up in. Is Like Zip ties, and then I'm like. Let's try sounding shared. This is what I'm saying. There's part of me. That is not really no I'm not I'm not trusting anybody. Taibbi I'm just not. Turn it. We'll speaking of let's go. My favorite segment standby standing by nowhere I. Know Great. I can hear. It. Might not be. It is the point Katie one. It's time once again for. It were. Glad you found it all right, so my porn and pick of the week, but kind of I've been watching has been Well not really so much watching. It's kind of. All right. Not Watching impasse is about really yeah, because I've been to role play in my head, okay? Role Play Put The you don't know Oh. No go on nights. Okay, even doing robe in your head free doing mental pornography's what you're saying yes. Oh well. Yeah, you just did a lot of psychedelics of course year doing metal pornography. Yes, yeah, because you didn't know what was going on now and I want to say though from Friday night one of the little things that was going on with me. Since. We've been watching so much fucking anime. Is the same thing. Student Council gets taken over by something. For whatever reason yeah, it's a very big pain pull. You're a teacher who boy and I was the president of the. President of student councils usually will just so you know usually okay well.

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Then I was the fucking in my head. That was my title. I was acting like they're really shy. One like I was doing it to get grades or like. I got in trouble and you're just like. Oh, yeah, yeah, like knows like really full on fucking the professor there. Really it borderline on. This wasn't order line. So whatever right? Hand all the time. You know there's the one naked professor and bugging Killick Hill, which has its own entire fucking bucket dump truck load of issues with Shit fucked up shed well. That whole group, better naked well. The whole thing is about a of fucking fourteen fifteen year old girl. Completely sexualize by their clothing. And you know it's a whole thing. We're GONNA fight a great director, pretend or not, you have to in your mind. They're eighteen. They're all eighteen. This is college. This is not high school this. Does Eagles that we were talking about earlier today I know. Was it like Eagles on like? Yeah. I don't see TIKTOK. I've never I've never even checked out tiktok anyway back to the porn back to the phones. Lord circular anyway, though so, that's kind of because. When you're like going down for a digital in a groupie group and I was over there dislike working you. Yes I I. Don't know like grab my face like like choke meal. Yeah, which you enjoyed which I really on when we were on such chemical. Whatever, whatever works out and yes? The time. Not a good idea. We still did it anyway. Yeah okay. And that at one I don't know if you did I mean it was like you. Did I say anything. Doing so good. So. Say, that's just what I felt like say got the time. Yeah, yeah, so that's mine for another week. A little fucking. You're getting a little fucking flush over there. Like Well. You know. That's the time well. That's the thing is those things can be completely designed for such things if you know what I mean, it fits right with sex. Some for some reason ties. It really really does Oh. My God, yes. So not to get serious because we never do fight. Like the Miami Strip clubs opened up again. We'll now. They're saying we're going to Miami. We're going to ban lap dances after midnight. That's going GONNA stop. The spread laughed answer after midnight. That's GonNa do it, so yes Ronan. Apparently after after midnight, you have to be ten feet away. Wait since you're in the during the day and. Up Sun's up Konczal come on. Sure. Why should be really? Then contact! Really. 'cause. You're the sign hill things. They're not doing lap dances outside I mean for they could be I. Don't know I've never seen that Oh. My goodness. There is this there. Was this woman she of all places. She went to a place called pound land. Is that you know it's right next door to town. Down the street from surface and And their! Their way down the road from tornadoes. Just the liquid flavor town. In the state of? Now that's a creek that runs up the middle. Creek runs right there from from tornadoes. So. Sore, I. And then. That was the father. The founder. Of Pounds how David. News in the state of pounds. Oh their their motto is pumping today. The PUP into pound land. Anyway, it's a dollar store, but. Cooper. Yes sound like in British dollar pound like we have dollars. Land Ray okay. Yes, you have to translate from English English to pro to regular normal people English. But it was fun. I wanted to get their. Journey babies. Sure. Why not did something? Well this woman took a video and she was an absolutely hysterics.

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Because in the garden section, there was a garden ornament that. Well, let's just say it definitely belonged in the bedroom. Okay, and we were just talking about banging and stuff. It's a metal. Mushroom. But, it looks exactly like a butt plug with a big old fat now to save. Mushroom! That's a giant metal day. They call it a mushroom staff you know for. It's just the kind of thing I mean. It looks it looks very bulbous Oh. Yeah, no, that's a look at you like Oh. Yeah, no, that's that's definitely about plug in the garden section. But the garden sex it really the Putnam. If I would trust. Substance I think is made of well. It's an Aso really you're asking. Take some Weird Shit I. Think Right unless you're emerging to. Think Actually, I'm plumber so really I can just tell you it'll fit. I can tell you it'll fit and That's about all I can tell you. Oh, my God can make that fit well. There was there was a guy that ended up. Getting vibrator stuck up his ass. Yes, how well! He was too embarrassed to tell his mother for five days. Actually is the story, but it stopped buzzing after three, so it actually good battery Loesch it. Really does for three days on, and then he ended up getting into the hospital. He was an ICU, and then he died of Septic Shock Oh. My God I know died of hybrid or up the ASS, yeah. Just goes to show. You have to have retrievable plan. You can't just go in and figure. No, no, it'll be fine I'll just I'll use a feed it. I want to get all of it in there, but I don't WanNa get the one with the balls at the bottom of the DILDO. Because I feel. That's too aggressive to be leaving around the house I just graph that I want something sleek that my roommate won't take them a complete freak so. and. Look what just happened. You gotta get the ones with tomatoes on it, so you don't lose the shit up your snazzier ass or whatever you're sticking into stupid. Yeah, even get them that have basis that don't look like balls. That's right. He just lose it up your ass and go to the emergency room right away. Yeah, maybe maybe not I mean I. Don't know I just go. I mean you can try to retrieve it a little yourself I. mean obviously reach out there. You can't get a hold of it, but. You. Know it route around. We've talked about that before. We've lost things inside you. Yes, because there's also that one guy he, he'd stuck a a potato up his ass and he went to retrieve it with with. Like Salad tongs. Oh! shoop. Just picture it like something from doctor who arrived the angles? It's just like what the fuck. We. Don't know what is in their mad. Alternate Universe is my got sucked right in. My head all sudden, not my God, there's something. Just grab it. Is that fucking technical? Steer Asshole have a beak, stig tentacles beaks when the male octopus. When he finds a mate, he rips off his Dick and he throws it at the female, so she can inseminate herself. It doesn't kill him now. Because the male can grow, another one can grow back. We'll know, and maybe maybe you. You know how the I think. It was occupied at once in a while, we'll kill a male. Killer, whale fucking Let's the story and foggin nature. A woman kills man after sex. We just watched the whole thing you made me watch it. Watch it then there's praying mantis. She is had right after they finish what I'm saying. No No, no, but this is like the most politest waited. Go tell you to go. Fuck yourself like. He Takes Dick Clark. You Have! Another one. I like that that quality you know. Like that might not be a bad thing that be afflicted like a not a bad superhero. Superpower. Dick. Just so! You could stick to a lot of weird things. La, you know what I mean. I'll bet bet me I. Won't stick my Dick into this fish fish, his spread maker. WHATEVER THE FUCK! That thing was in your Deli that ground up fish. Oh God, it's like me tender tender. Fish, yes, so they grind the fish. Stick my Dick Riding at all, yeah! Aw. Aw! Don't worry. Grown what's my superpower. Yeah yeah, but I wonder if you stay would be the directly stunt cock because he really could do stunts on. Absolutely, yeah, absolutely believe me in the dust. Grow a back.

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While, we're on that now, we're GONNA. Go to an episode of rule thirty four, and when we come back, we're going to have tits. Mad were also gonNA have some brutal Shit, which is an you know? Something that I found really dumb. Which is dawn? Think dumb. All right anyway. enjoy it will be re back. Home Young. It's time for a basically and refreshing snack. What are you talking about? Addicts can spell in tasted like dogs gone subject to be all into it now there'd be. There'd be some girls in in the. There'd be some girls in Wisconsin. That would be all about you know what I mean like like the smell good sausage because that means it wasn't rented deadliest. At least it's product, people eats. Like Dick funk smell while CNN. You know and these are the main spoilt. XACTLY! That little bustard. It'll be listen. It'd be just fine. Blow job. I wonder if that would single. EARN. You have with mustard in your tickle. Not Expect to get some kind of fucking your thrill. Celebrities. That maybe like what you're in for though. He. Mustered sound and Look I got this injection to Katie. Feel platinum they'll. They'll muster. Square got from the local boys. Okay, got it, and now I'm GONNA. Stick the end of it and medical, and then I'm gonNA squeeze the end and just pump and pump. TWINKIE! Allah God see now. Imagine if he usually grainy shit, it'd be. It'd be like an explanation mass. Jerk off with. Mustard. I have my theory. Thrill peel scheduled for today Katie. Are you ready to do my real? Your Israel built. s yet let it for you. It gets rusty inside. Unless you do something we've got the grey poupon acid peel for activating soda. It'd be hard. I mean that's another thing like I said I can't see doing, but there are some people that are into hurt big time, and they would do it, and if I bet there are people listening right now to this incident wherever. Muster Jarno in it. I. Bet that right now. There's at least one fucking person that listens to us that this just occurred to, and they're literally going squirt. Muster down there tickle now. It's not a good idea that I don't think that's a really. I'm thinking big. You're probably going to get hurt and it's it's I. Don't think I. Don't know if you're bladders. Get a like like fifteen ounces of yellow red philly houses. What are you doing a whole flesh well? Yeah, because if you have the whole fucking thing there, you know you're gonNA. Glover's into your retail baron like. They're going to enjoy it and they're just gonNA. Keep bugging squeezing until that bitch farts. No! Joe Failed, so flashes. ELASTIC IN SONGKHLA Facts. Check theft. This. Jesse. Walk Galactic. Not Pro. And welcome back to you. He Katie's world on from rule therefore studios. Later at Kinky. Katie Radio Indicating Radio DOT COM KIKI kidding radio at key dot com on facebook Google me. I'm also in football. Right so you can get at me. Kind of and se an on creepy way. That's right. Bow Them Richard off and throw it having. Crawl, SC communication. Just go through Katie. She's much more better with that stuff and she will tell me she tells me when people say stuff to me I. Know lets you know all the all the uncle. Ricky jokes yes. Thank you. They're funny. I like It's it's it's. It's always a good thing to be reminded of childhood rape all the time. It's just great. He can't laugh at your pain. Get Your asshole. Come here. I lived in the state of PAL. Yeah. I like this. Yeah, good base here all colors out now. It's a great fucking album I'm telling you. Need it I need to put together. I need to throw on something next car trip that I go to.

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Yeah, so I have spied some Muzak some Muzak goodstuff I can point you in action I'm sure you can because you have in several occasions, yeah. Kellogg's in Japan which. I think, this is just the weirdest thing entire world. It's onion flavor. Breakfast cereal, yes? They like so weird shit in comparison I mean there's an obsession with as that I. don't really understand I. Mean I. do they say the Japanese Spanish as Shit? That's what that's. What everybody claims. And I don't doubt it I don't doubt it, but mayonnaise fondue really work. Just maybe get this Jim. Enjoy a good man. He's anyway. What's? In flavored cereal yeah, cereal, and they even big breakfast cereal. There it's as a fucking breakfast cereal and what they're doing is. They make it in chocolate, or they make it in green onion. We do not understand why they say sex sex is going down in today. In Japan, they do not. They do not get it why. Well, that was even a they took her. Literally. You're telling people to eat on. You have onion breath before they go. And they took a poll to, and that's the one that one I'm thinking. Here Katie why why? Why? Sir happening, so everybody wears masks. I mean they have to have you know. fucking eagles left and right. You know what I mean. No, that's like A. Huge and I don't know how sex's down there I. don't get it. I get it. GET IT I. Don't get it. There are lots of things that you would want to have sex with their Japan absolutely and they're like we'd rather have dolls. Talking about. All kinds of cool sexualize Shittier I'm just GonNa go to this maid cafe. Say. It's like Oh. You're so cute all of you. Please let me wrote my Dick all over. You wouldn't go that far well. You don't have a tech apparently to take you to same thing probably. As long as everybody's have agent consensual I. AM totally down. Yeah, there have agent consensual, definitely human. Go and like. Rub Up Somewhere Leo, excuse me. Over the line that is over the line, not bad though I'll talking about people who totally agree that yes i. want you to Rub your own me. So. There's a there's a weird virginity test over in China where It's called the pigeon egg tests. Okay, wait a minute. The pigeon egg test if they can get a pigeons egg up your Sneh's then you're not a virgin. You are so fucking, right? To. They take they take a small little delicate pigeon egg would press it against you, and if they could easily push it inside, fail the test dismally. Katie I know the new kung-fu. Kiko Kung Fu. I can break God. Damn any egg. That's all you if you were. You were checks strong on the KIGOBE. You'd fuck just crushed that you'd be like go ahead. Why don't you? Why don't you put that next to my diamond cutters snatch. Her snack I will chop you up some fucking little deviled eggs with that shit. There was a there was A. There's another way in this It's just like Jewish temple or this Jewish religion Nick, do they? They have the now. This is another virgin. Test The, they have the straddle a cask of wine. Go, on, and the rabbi. Opens it, up and. Up to Catholic. Your your state. No, you're straddling just over vase, really okay and juice juice. He opens up the wine, and if he if he can smell the fumes of the wine, if it has a clear path, then your virgin, but if you think. That you're not. You know that sounds a lot like that fucking. Documentary keep saying on that flakes that we're not watching about the. Did you did you all the. Gymnasts. How early! Yeah No, that's not at all just an excuse to look at and sniff some girl snatch. No, it's not at all. That's not the excuse. That's awful. That's not you have to do this yet another versions. Obviously I'M GONNA have to stick my dick in their. Find Out. If you have anything in there. I'll tell you she's virgin. Hang up! Yes, she's a virgin. She's virgin. Here you go. Have you done oral stuff because his taste like? But it smells like. Smoke like thankless. There's a there is a dude. Who? He willed his friend his cock.

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After he died, he had he had an almost ten GE cock and he's like when I die. Like, he's like I. Want you to have it. I wonder if he's going to descend into the Iceland. The museum that's GonNa! Be Hard to do the paperwork on that I'm thinking I. Don't know what country you live in, but you know what I mean. If you didn't know about it, and you're the reading of the. Will I bequeath to you this jar? What is that Dick? Guy also left three thousand hours of sexual content of me using that day. Okay, I just thought you might like to see it as just. You know a leather leather letter of authenticity. Take all you gotTA. Do is play this in the background with the display holding mock. You have to keep it running twenty four hours a day, and you can't keep this beautiful glorious ten inch Dick just. It's a unique specimen. No You don't know how many this is. Like a spotlight, and it's on a stand like at a museum, and then you know you just have the. Flat screen on the back. Think. Listen to these headphones. Pick up the headphones. If you WanNa hear I just take, it would be funnier if like the old movie defend, defend your life where the goes to heaven and has to go through all the scenes of his life. Yeah, and it's the same thing, but it's just your Dick so literally. Your Dick is on display and you. You have to. You have to make excuses as to why you did whatever it is with your deck. Prove to your that you loved your Dick and you didn't actually hate it that you would ask. You would be able to go into heaven then you'd same idea same idea, but so everything. You stuck your Dick into every weird way. You decided to get off. The Dick Decides let's go back to nineteen. Whatever? What were you doing here? Let's check it out and if you're lady, you just get in yeah, yeah Oh. Will you don't have a check? Yeah, but there's. We've been pretty abusive. Decent whether snatches. Broke it again. Well I mean they figure that that men have done enough to damage your vagina, so you should just be allowed some free rein point really. I don't think it looks damaged. Guys. Try to beat it up all the time I really do. You guys can go to twitter. So. We realized that big now. People like it anyway. Now I I. Didn't I didn't believe this when. You dig. I was so glad to eat good. That is so funny. Inappropriately long laughing sometimes. Yeah now this this. I stumbled upon this one and I don't I. Don't buy it at all. I think that this is absolute hooey. Okay, but. I call hurry. There was a there was a guy they said he he injected coke into his Dick. And he ended up. Call up or cocaine. Really. Is. Looking good idea, you'd have numb Dick well. He it said that that he ended up falling off the wall that it ended up falling off. In a bath. When like gangrene set in? He also lost a leg and nine fingers, leg and nine rally I went up is decked out his leg and into his fingers now if he was jerking off, and then just all over is like I have no idea. Oh! But he don't. He needed. He needed to fuck and he needed the Octopus Dick. Syndrome if he had that, he would have just been able to cut off to Sean and just grow back right afterwards. Yeah, yeah, it would make getting into heaven a lot easier, but yeah, because that way you only you only have to defend yourself against the last week. You had still have all the previous Dick's. They're already on, but you, but then you'd still have both legs to in alternate your fingers. Saying because you wouldn't be afraid to cut it off. But you should go ahead. Pets Fuck. That's got it like you would not care about those anti. Rape. Belts and shit ladies. Where was razor blades? Go ahead, but that doesn't mean you should still rape people. You know you shouldn't. Nobody has octopus Dixon. By pair, we don't live in A. Society unlike. The flatters people think we do. Magical. There was a there was a guy. He ended up getting arrested because he was a habitual. I guess ask Chevron thingies upper like. He was he was a professional is he? Shut up his ass.

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He was. It was a habit. A habit and hobby I have to go to the hospital to get it removed and he had getting well. Okay. Shit general well. Here's a little list of what he had been in the hospital forgetting he's lost up. Yes, okay, a teacup, okay, alive shell over what he's putting things in his ass as like a display for money. or No, he's just putting them up his ass and has to go to the hospital to get. It removed teacup. Interesting is it plastic or do you think it was porcelain? will if it was porcelain, it probably was in pieces, and I could have been way had to go to the hospital. Okay, something. Ever see one man jar. You don't need to see these things now negative. China ties you because it's fun for me because people are like, why did you make me do that? My God didn't make. Watch a weird bell Delphine fuck video. Sick you though I'm telling you and now that I know she solidly in her twenty S. I don't feel so bad. Yeah, I think you know there really should be warning labels on people's Shit. If you're not eighteen years old, there should be something that follows you your fucking social media around I am under eighteen. I am under eighteen. They're really you know what I mean. The world would be a better place I think well, but then they are going to be. People are like ooh, I won't even go near. A would love to watch a lot of those videos, but I don't WanNa. Watch one if the girl is not age like I, don't to WANNA IT I. Don't WanNa know about it I. would just keep it the. The fuck over there because I will hate myself afterwards. One hundred percent I wanted that you're solidly in adult, not even on the edge. I want to know your twenty somewhere. You know what I mean. At least the you can go have a cocktail if you want to. As Bert would say what are to have kind of like a wrinkly declaration well. Let's not go that far. Okay, crazy. I'm just saying it would be. To look like Tan mom, it would make watching a lot of those videos a lot more. A lot more accepted like I can't even go near. Him can't go near him. I can't. I can't even look at direction Bell, I. Don't want to. Good, Except for what's her name? Because we definitely verified the age? Yes, yeah, we have verified the and that's fine then solidly in her twenties. I can totally Google that and it's kind of funny because people like. She's just dumped. No, she's. She's making fun of Yeah. It's a total satire. Move her whole Oliver if you haven't. She's a girl who is selling bathwater. Yeah I mean really just. Says Oh. Do you want to buy my bathwater stupid here you go and people do feel like yeah. She gets really weird shit, and it's just literally marketing, and it's right in your face. Hey! I am just marketing to you, but if you want to see some lewd pictures, join my fucking Whatever and they're saying. She makes an fifty grand a month. While that's it could be more could be carrying way more actually want to look up right now. What are not worth is l.. Defeat it. Yeah and. I got. Are those networks even really real? How do you figure out what a girl house hustling around like eighty five different fucking pay sites. You know what I mean. That's true well. Look it up for you. It network twenty twenty and. Yeah doesn't say, does it because they don't know they don't know that are yeah, exactly who knows what? She's Megan because wins as as of July like right now it's a million dollars, but. I think so, too. You have patriots and fucking only fans and. Instagram and all that Shit. Yeah! Hardcore, anyway like like she just does these videos where she looks like she could be very young. Girl embraces doing all kinds of lewd maneuvers. I forget what the name of that faces, but she does like anime faces and. Together. We just saw out to God. Damn it I. Know You would think I would. No, I'm sorry. We're like talking about her looks very cute. She's very. Anyway, you'll be able to look at what else was second. This dude's but when L.. That's right, dude up his but teacup that's. Good job. Another thing was a frozen pigtails. Because you might. What a regular big till later now you never know. Go to your favorites like. Sending my. boobs in and on the news. It's time once again for. Man. All right everybody this week's tits. Man is all about what the Pe-. Some people consider weird tits We did nipple type before, but this is all pictures that comes from old NUDISM DOT com. So they're like classic pictures of hoots now they're not actually okay their. Current current local, but you've got hangers. You Got Puffy nipples. You've got cobres on little titties.

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You've got a lot of jobs. You've got the. We covered that last week. So if you don't know what a job people is, I suggest you look it up last week. Yeah Yeah so yeah, so it's a whole bunch of pictures of really different. Yes, will you yeah? Wow those those things are massive nevels tilt here. Holy Jesus Christ. Hang donuts or something. I don't even know not allow. I'm totally intrigued by a lot of those groups, though well, and it just goes on and on. Like there's. Here's the set that I think you would enjoy the in the pink top chauffeur's. Yellow my show that that is like that is inevitable. Oh, my looks like a like off baby bottle nipple level T. it's very impressive up. If you guys can check that out, so there's all different kinds of cities and cities are beautiful. This poor girl. She has absolutely joy norma cities. If I'm show, SC right now, look up at the black and white. Photo Oh by Jesus Christ. Literal waterbeds. She is not a very big girl. No, they look like they're probably about fifty sixty pounds apiece. Oh, meal! That's got her back. Yes, my back hurts. fucking backwards out of them. So four interesting movies, you'll be able to check out check out the links in the website. You can fucking click right to it and see all these different types of weird poops, well nontraditional boobs I guess. I I WANNA play with a lot of them. There was some of them. I would. Go so there you go, and that's should span forced. We hit hit man. There is a woman. She was talking she was. She's a porn actress like she used to be. from like the seventies or eighties of that seventy seventies anyway back. Yeah, and she's talking with her her other languish bushy. which you're pushy. What? She was talking with her friend. WHO's another porn star who? Is a lot newer to the business than than she is. She's kind of like a mentor. Whatever okay. She's like a month or Full of life did things are just like weird way? I pronounce things are just kidding. Adding up. No they are adding up. Oh my goodness! It's crazy anyway. So over the conversation I forgot, so she she was. The younger one was talking to the older one about her triple anal. Video. Wow like she's like. Send Me Picks I. Wonder How the Fuck Did you do that I? Don't like the arrangement like how do you arrange the guys? You all have to be standing up maybe and just ass up and leg interlocking leg interlocking leg. Around into her legs and everybody crouching down into the ASS, they blurred the photos and I couldn't and I couldn't find them so i. Just kept got it just got me thinking like what what would that be? How do you can see the little flash in the in you? Your glasses reflection that you're trying to find triple anal I wanNA know I. WanNa see images triple. Yeah one two three yeah one! Oh, you found out! Onto three Oh now that's just three Oh. I can't tell. It's hard to tell how many are in wear. Oh that's three decks. Yes, here. I'll I'll bring it up for you. And they're and they're. They did that. She's been over in Canine. There's one dude on his back. She straddling him. He's up. He's up in. This may be triple vaginal. Let's say my idea here. Pussy right, and that is true, so they are all three in her, but that might be her because she was a blonde one dude underneath her, she styling him one dude on top of her with his Dick pointing down into the acid, one dude pulling up from behind. He's got to have the wrong. You gotta be extra long to be that dude in the back, and then that poor guy that second middle guy like Dick Sandwich. To digs for Bun and you're the Meat Dick Oh. There's another one right here. I don't even know that's putting. It looks like no, plus he's right there well. Betsy quit I mean anyway Dickson that one. Is it any less impressive? Really? It's ADL or magical. Arts I would really really didn't like that. Oh my God. I didn't have double double, double, vaginal, okay? Of the three decks. Yeah and then that takes a lot of creativity to figure out exactly how you're going to pull that off. Really it really does without pulling it off. You Really WanNa tell you from personal experience. If that's something you ever. Yes, you're decks. Rub Together for sure. So that's half the fun. Friends. Whatever.

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Whatever. Have a stranger. Speaking gamer girls. There's this guy he said he. He's blaming his sex addiction on scantily clad Gamer, girls on twitch, and he said he said there's to blame for for injuring his their goddamn fault. MMG Hers Katie Yeah. I can't stop jerk it off every time. I look at one of their video. Yes, this fucking guy in California, he's just like. You know it's because of them. The scantily clad gamer girls in the video streaming sites on twitch that. He's he's suing twitch for twenty five Mil. Yeah but upward hub to know because gamer girls. Two young ones Katie. They're so young looking now. Here's a lot. There's a lot though that aren't like. Stare some of. Their real pretty yeah, that are adult. Yes, okay, yes and. You know make your living Jesus. dudes want to serve out to you. Play Video Games. The low cut top I'd say. On have fun. Make money, and that's what I'm saying well, not only that, but you know you're providing like I am way more apt to watch a Gamer girl like that. Play a video game that I would be a dude. Hundred percent I would rather watch over light PD PIE. That's what I'm saying in. Any of the guys streamers like if the girl can functionally play the video game, even if I may end of the video game. You know what I mean, no, some of them though I know some people. Would fucking love it if there was like a chick that was scantily clad, who can't fuck and play like you give the totally exists because you know. 'cause I can't believe. I feel like turn. My hands moved body. Bounce up and down like Basil. Titties I'm sure that's the thing I mean hundred percent. That's the thing. People that some of these people that are making money doing it or definitely doing. Oh, yeah, absolutely I! Say Go for it to virtually though I would rather watch that so I mean. You know rotate. He said. That his that his flashlight chafed him rubbed it roll. Yeah, rubbed it rob, while he was watching the check stamping, and was extremely painful, and it forced him to use neo sporran on the tip of the day, so he didn't. He didn't want to sue flashlight because he thought the big money was over there. Yeah Service. Twenty yeah, okay, so it's girls, not flashlight. Not The actual tool that you use to rub a hole in your deck, not that no. Well he also manufacturer, either now I. Don't even know why they're even including. Miss because he's not blaming this on them, but he has He suffers from depression. And Gora Phobia. What is the pressure depression? Oh fresh shed depression. The you're trying to make a new word like it was some kind of a new thing to pressure no. No depression, but with something else. That's a new a will by Pfizer. Pressure pressure. Little Pink better cute. To love it. died. Anyway and Gora Phobia. He had Crohn's disease OCD and sex addiction. But why would I want to know is if you've got Gora Phobia and depression and Crohn's disease and OCD your sex. And they said that's what forced him to be online all day because you couldn't leave because you do. We're GONNA shit. But you gotta get your stuff in order to have a bunch of magazines. You're a sex addict. So why are you a? Flashlight or his better, fucking bags of lentil, or whatever the girls are way too fucking cue Katie, their way too fucking cute you can't you know come on well? He said that things got even worse because the the programming he got like a special code. A. Special Code to watch limited minecraft well. Yeah, like a really excited to eat bit it. Really it drives me up a wall Katie. Let's say like a cheat code whatever anyway. It said it made him it new made things nearly impossible to to use the service without being exposed at too much sexual suggestive content. Also. He fucking follows seven hundred eighty six female gamers. He's busy. No Dude, either those are those are all follows in the girls. Often. You think he cleans his flashlight. Put a lot of of their names in the lawsuit. So basically like this is the ranking of the hottest. These are most. WHO's number one I? Don't know I. Know I really I. Don't know they they didn't post done extensive research here. Of course I have. You should share your research. Now I've been doing mind. Fuck stuff, not not not video game for stuff. No! I'm talking to him obviously. What him to tell me. What is number one was well.

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You know he broke his leg. On gamer girls! He, didn't he just got a widow Chafe? Chafe on his way now that's that's called herpes. You gotTa Herp. Sorry man! What do you have some Hooker Canoeist House? No nobody else uses flashlight, can you? Come on, you know. You. Know if you see a flashlights in an accord at your buddy's house. Flashlights no, it's not. We're not, stupid. Fuck me one of those last week. It's a it's a higher treasure thing. No, it isn't well. Maybe you do that, too. I don't know I. Like to Flip Change Falls. I have no idea what you do. Whatever fun. If you change your take, don't sue anybody. It's not their fault. It's not their fault little fall, but it's not their fault. Here. Fall China Place Thirty Games. Right. All right real girl just used to make a living. God Damn it. That's right. How Fun while they're doing something sure absolutely. Oh, all right well. We're going to get out of here for the we just failing early. Your fucking Belan early you're. Absolutely R I'm telling you right now. You are three minutes early. I'm calling you calling you out. Calling you out Katie? Out But. I don't know you better. Figure it out. Okay well. What about the girl had died from a Hickey Oh? That's okay. All right guys well. We are getting Outta here for the week. Hope you have fun with whatever you're doing the rest of your month we shift. Whatever guys be safe out there. Do you have anything for Mansi Right I love it. I anybody. Talk to you guys see you on the social media. Love you. tacos anybody does.

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