#311 Truck Stop Strip Club

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The following program contains adult content kraz language of a sexual manner completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things you'll wish you could hear. If you are under the age of eighteen, easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn off. For. Those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. The weekend has landed all the exists now clubs, drugs, popes and parts of four hours from the world man. I'm going to blow steam on my like a screaming cattle. I'm going to cut shit to strangers all knife I'M GONNA. Lose the plot on that dance floor, the free radicals inside me freaking tonight I'm Jim Travolta on three popper. I'm going to Never Neverland with my chosen family man. We're going to get. Out in strong advocate anything can happen, tonight could be. Quick Blackburn. What's the lot man? And now live from thirty fourth studio. Brady bill that has an uncanny ability to misjudge the size of any time. You're. The one the only can hidden. Oh hello and welcome to the Sierra. This is Kiki Guineas role in three eleven I. Am your host gator in with me as ours favor, plush toy Mr Caesar. Anyway we are coming to you live from. July DOT COM. Katie radio DOT. COM RADIO KIOSK THE DOD had. Fun! Show for you to knives high as a car. Spitting Ryan's. Fire Yo. School. Yeah, no, not so much Yana thoughts about I my limit sometime. Anyway hopefully. You'll have to learn how to surpass your limits. We're going shonen jump style. ooh! That's right. That's right we're card. Learn more through whatever they do and surpass your limits. Right at the last moment goes. Yeah Oh. Yeah Yeah Yeah working. So to show, thank you. Well we have a new tits man. We also have my weekly Porn, pick and yeah. I'm in a bunch of other shit stuff stuff. Yeah, topics, research department went. Deeper yes. Yes, stiebel unusual. Yes, okay, that's right all right so did I. Bother you today! No like obstetrician deep. ooh! Yeah. Like with the insemination probe that deep elbow, deep, okay, great, aggressive, maybe a little bit. Maybe maybe it's called for. You never now. Whatever. Hey, I was asked to be on a British. Quiz show. Yes And No. It's for you to let me let me let me guess. Let me guess it's one or the other contestants that way you could be beaten soundly. That could play against I could definitely be well. No that that ball I. I had to tell them I said I you can put me down to alternate because to be honest I know thinking about horror movies. Oh, he's. He's because he's a guest of the other. Contestants are the SLEAZEBAG can gator blade crew. Kate! And her man and Chris Woods. fucking nothing well. Yeah, they have rooms dedicated. They're scary movie. DVD's so basically what you're. What what what he's saying is, can you? Can you come in last place? Can you just come to lose for sure? You're he put your bubis out there and shake them every once in a while. That's all we need you for. titties gets seen anyway whatever. Oh there's a there's a there's a face APP that everybody's kind of putting on facebook all the time right now like it's just like exploding. You can't fuck. Go anywhere without seeing it. One of my facebook friends turn into dude. Because as I I want to see what it looks like I'm pretty high, are you I? Do I make pretty hot guy I bet about a lot of ladies may hot guys, but there's a lot of ice versus you. There's there's a lot of guys that make hot girl well. There's a lot of guys you do not make hot girls.

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Yes, that is very. But I would say most ladies even if you're not successfully classically good logging your your what we call the Brownlow. Even if you're below really. Assegai you would be really good looking 'cause we're complete pegues. Look at us at prairie. Whenever Yeah Yeah you look like A. Chet chat a chat or something like that. I think Nathan Dilbert at no I. Don't Know Bert, Dilbert something like that. Yeah, Nathan. Mean you kind of look like just I. Don't know. Like like an IT, guy. Like I don't even know underneath, even know. I'm here to your easy. I can't see that person fixing air-conditioning. There was a this guy's. Boss! He was on a zoom call and he accidentally. He's like new to this. Any actually turned himself into a potato and he. Couldn't and he couldn't turn the setting off and he was stuck like the entire meeting. Wait a minute. Do you want me to believe that somehow his computer? APP turned him actually Oh. No just screened was a potato s wow. I thought you might actually turn them into a potato. How fucking stupid do you think that I am well really well? Wow, what does that have to do with ub? You're the one trying to talk me into it, I. How stupid do you think I am is what I should ask you whatever? I didn't even know that was a feature. You could be a potato. Well I didn't know either I. Don't know how figure. Potato obviously you could take. I mean there's no doubt you're like I haven't step away. From addiction eyeballs in a mouth. So. No I think. I did talk about it last time or anybody notice. What if you a deck with eyeballs? Zoom call at work. OUT OF A POTATO! Started talking about me personally I'm like excuse me. WHO's The ball guy? Way I'm going through my bitchy week right now. I was wanting to say. Are you listening or you here? No, what are you doing I'm I'm I'm in my Vici we so I'm very I'm very happy. Oh, I noticed. A lot of cannabis. Okay, will you take? It balances out? Well now now I'm just like Gergen you. So basically you're gonNA. Lead us out dark path. You'RE GONNA YOU'RE GONNA, lead US right out of dark past. That's what you're saying, but you'RE GONNA. Laugh while you're doing it. Yes, all right your love it. You'll thank me for it later. Probably not sorry though this show will end with Nigga. Cannibal Campers though really yes, okay. Can't candle. You'll find out okay what it comes city. Oh See. All right don't worry. He doesn't have to do with my current porn pick. Okay well, let's. Okay. Let's go to that. You waited 'TIL I. had both hands full a really fucking straight at me I'm sorry. Might not be the you would pay. Katie. It's time once again for. CORETEC All right this week is It's a little different. And it's not something that I would usually pick, but for some reason it's been doing it for me. Okay, it's some of the Oh. Bayton switch beaten stretch swear. Okay but. kind of like trick or Explain beating switch I. Am okay, but I'm saying it's kind of like trickery with it, because like, let's say a guys tied up blindfolded, and they think some hot chicks gonNA suck his Dick. Dude does really yeah. Okay, so kind of Rabi and still. Yeah Yeah. Kinda, Arabian non-contractual. Where you're well, it's it's a little better for you. By at least nobody got hurt. Yeah, but it's porn, so you don't. It's make believe right didn't really happen just like. Did you know that not all born? stepsister mother book important. Because? They're not really related. Usually. That was hard to fucking spit out. CISCO SUPPORT Because, I have it in my head, but my head transferring my my thoughts in my mouth is not wow. It tried to go through through the angry filter. And you getting understand was. Okay? Anyway. But even I don't see.

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I don't know if it would work with check. What do you mean well doing this Switcheroo? Right? Okay, it could. No it totally could? Because you, you could be tied up and you do the old steps an old guy fucking story. You know you're in a dark room or whatever and. You know. I mean you're you're walking down the same path there, but also also also I ran across a couple of whereas some chick was going to peg the dude. Okay, and then a guy stepped in okay. Yeah, Oh, yeah, so it was an actual for pegging begging. FUCKING natural pegging yes! Yes. That's not disturbing it all. Now, though wasn't a me. Either way so of course. That out. In real life you're, GONNA it really. No and I didn't like you out there. Talking to me I. Could you know you're not tied? We up negative maybe was. Tied up anyway. That's my porn for the week. Court. Oh hello, to all my by chuckers out there guy I heard you group of by truckers I do actually with you untouched week or so on twitter. Yes, no, I haven't like they have been, but they just I. Don't know like more recently and I've I've received a lot more. Of Bisexual truck trek across the country. That's all right looking for little ass, take. From Me Bay Bay. US target. You know so I wonder what the you know. Hey, be careful of light lizards to why. Are you gotta be careful though some of them. Living. A little scary. I mean plus you got Rona Issues East as to. What you do without. You know being single must really suck not sack right now. It's got to, does it? Earned well. Way Way way way up well, that's why cams and all that Shit went way up to. The do but. Yeah, so it's. It's something I bet you i. Bet you anything that cafe risque. By Gainesville, Florida never shut down that truckstop. Strip club know. You know. It was KINDA ABC polls on. I only went inside that place wads. It's one those one of those. It's a stroke club that when you get close on the Turnpike, as you're approaching it for miles and miles, you get the fuck and billboards for. All Yeah turnpike notes on wherever the fuck its at both interstate ninety five. It's somewhat it's both I free at, but I think it's the turnpike. There's more of them. Yeah, yeah, truckstop, strip club, and then yeah, and then like every seventh billboard. That's not one for them is like an antiabortion. Help. Or. Are you scared? Who who are you talking to? If it's people going to stop at the Cafe Risque, you know what I mean. Who are you talking about abortion, so they're going to strip clubs. Let's end very very CBS. Is that yeah, yeah? I gave a chick dollar I. It's a truck. Stop Stroke, Club. It's a strip club. Slash truckstop kind of thing. Yeah, you get your truck service. You could take a shower. You take a nap to get a fucking. Herpes lap dance. Everything. Say that. Say Her he's I. Don't know that's probably not the worst thing you. Know. That's that's true. That's that's very true. That's all right so. Just give me some Shelly Willy's. The title. The title of this fucking article I was very intrigued I was like Oh. This is going to be something fucking awesome. Because it says mother takes giant sex toy. To a DIY store to get paint. That matches the LURID hot pink. What is this like? And what does she looked like she like I. Am a mother. Issue that it's a giant sex toy. No I. Don't think the person that kind of like the grandma found the Dildo was asking honey what? What's this? No, this is the person that actually posted. This article doesn't realize what fucking large or Ju, I'm sorry. Giant sex toy is, and or is it just a guy? He's trying to make dudes feel better because you're you like to know how big this giant sex toy was. No, I don't. Guess six eight years. You are so fucking good. Hey, I'm right on the nose. I did I did the translation between wei-kai inches, cock, inches, and six inches is ten inches and white guy length, so that would be attended cock.

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It'd huge really so really and their mind. The writer of the article said Chad somewhere you know. Ten inches is really six inches so what I'm telling you. I kind of fucking believe it. I'm like six inches is not dry and well. You know it's not. It's not tiny. No, it's it's it's. It's it's good. It's okay nothing wrong with it. No, there's nothing wrong with it, but I mean that's not huge, but the I would say the average. Dick Sizes prints on the side. Harass GonNa tell you. Oh, my God really does. Does it not. Can You get past cheeks? well then that you know you know what I mean just the field. Sometimes you need a longer one, so you have a handle, or you know sometimes you could have sex with another body part I mean this. Is a ten attendance dildo. Is Attendance Dildo really ten inches because you really have to have some unless it has the balls attached. You got something to hang on, so you're really losing some fucking. Some inches there. A handle on the ending just goes deep yuan. Okay, play day, handle well, they have they have them with handled okay. I mean is added colluding the handle the legs. Is it you you worked at sack? said sex shops, yes. slung. dildos. Did I I was the slinger of porn, the purveyor of of pervy news. That's all right, yeah. No the link of it or why, when when at Fetish, parties? There aren't people wander around with dildos. Wabi Jackie's and SMAGHI's and He's like like a cigarette. You know a person you know old school. Dell Dell coins liver Kuenz Yeah Yeah. You know what I mean. Yeah, where he smacky. Decades! Things. I wonder why. I don't know if that's. Why would it be I? Don't know I mean you know everybody who's obviously age drinking age to get in to said event, technically usually depending on what country well sometimes they do have like little shops open and to sell whips Maggie, stuff and other said objects at the party. I don't know. I don't know. That's kind of weird to say. But Yeah. You your place. So that the sex toy this fucking. You'd never finish your story. Do An and she's only thirty years old. Her hair's blue and I really dig the color of blue. It is like it's like Blue Blow I. Don't know why that matters with the guys like I I don't. Know why it matters 'cause you like to give unnecessary details that we don't need. That's why. Tell us. It was blue hair. I know like it mattered. So you know she just doesn't care who sees her till does that's all know. And it was called simply sweet, and it was a clear package. At least it wasn't open yet, but she said she wanted to this color because she was painting the walls so whatever she's just not ashamed. No, yeah, you shouldn't be well I mean I mean maybe she you know. Hopefully. She washed it or maybe she didn't know I, said it was in the packaging. Okay, so at least there's that Oh show. She definitely do it was it was not by mistake? Oh No, there's no mistaking when it was, it was of the actual is. Was the color from Dildo from the packaging of the Dildo both. Okay well. You just had to bring him the packaging it, Weirdo. Jesus fuck. No. Cod. What I mean, you'd like a quarter size round fucking square of your color and just bring it. You didn't have to bring the actual. Well, why am I saying that? Of course you have to rain though. I know, of course you have to bring the low in for color matching. Yeah, but I wouldn't have had the packaging. You said it's GonNa. You know skew the scanning and it had a Suction Cup on the bottom I just would. Like countertop and be like. Can you match this, please? Favorite. Love it. Brings out my eyes so cute. Little Guy Lulu Guy. Oh my God. Oh, there's. There's A. There are. Not Scientists I don't WanNa. Call him scientists, but people that were researchers. Yeah, yeah, didn't yeah. Anyway they say that new dating is the way to actually we how we should be dating really. Yes, Hey, go on like. I'm not arguing yet. Thank. The first dates are always fucking crazy, and you don't really know what to do.

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Sometimes you really nervous and everything is awkward anyway so. They're not. They're not saying. Fuck on. The first date. You would be thinking about that if you're sitting there naked really, but at least you get. At least you get a bunch of that shit like out of the way a horrible idea I mean it's a good idea. I WanNA spread the rumor. Believe me I want people to believe this is what you should do. Just because you know. Even if I was not to do, said thing, I would like to see footage of other people doing it. I'm sure because it would be your. Very, uncomfortable well, it would be, but here's the thing just matters i. don't even know you before the lockdown started. They started having it naked speed dating events. Yes, so not only. Do you see one person naked? A WHO wants people making in one fell swoop I mean obviously if you're into being naked around, people don't know that. Yeah, no cool, but for me I just now I don't even like really really no I. Don't think I would know. I think maybe at one point in my life. Maybe just because it would have been really awkward and that would have been fun. Like the awkwardness itself would have been pretty entertaining to go jam on. You know what I'm saying yeah. Just the fact that you know she's doing the same thing I'm doing. or He? Whoever well most of the people that have already see you know that would date me. Now. I've already seen me naked I'm sure. They wouldn't even be a big thing and like yeah, no, that was like yesterday. I posted on twitter. You Know I. You drive out lots of people who were uncomfortable with their bodies. Like, they would totally be driven right out of yeah, if that's what everybody did. Yeah, then there'd even more I. Don't like the way my tits. Never points down the other one point I just you know. Stretch. Marks I am flabby. An. Shop Reuss. That's true. They're not already off roofs. Let's throw some more shit. Right in the middle of it unless we were still going on with that kind of apocalypse where you had come every two days or else die, see then. We would definitely do that if we lived in a world. Where wouldn't fuck a matter, Rayleigh? Orgasm to ejaculation. You would every two days. You will die. If if we were there. We would be in a much much different world and I was from previous show recent ones so. You can go back and check that out. What the fuck was that? We see, a radical sexology is what I call it. Yeah! Thank God. What would what would happen if if? If if Yeah I mean, it would just be a normal milking kind of thing. Yeah, very standard, Yeah! Oh! I'M GONNA. Go See Brian next week. My Tattoo guy up over at atomic tattoos. You're in a of you're an addict. I am not I mean. I'm getting half of my of my neck shoulder chest. Colored I'm excited. Okay Gum excited to Michael. It's looking good. It is you're getting their halfway there. You're, not. Yeah! All started with the cock? It really did kind of. People say hey I would really like to Tattoo, you really. All Right? Let's do this that just happened. You know if you're if you're. Sick and tired of the same old fuck toy dudes. I know really. Fuck Toy! You mean fuck toy dudes. What are you talking about well? No due to you know guys my right. Flesh. Anyway, there's like the wheel of Pussy. About. You know. You just do like. Spin the wheel of random words just put them together Mad Lib style. See of paying attention to you. Is that what happens? I swear to God I think that's what happens. What are you talking? Like. There's a sex toy. Okay, it's. It's the wheel of Pussy. Okay. We'll put toys. Okay, and it's. Like. It's cyber skin and there's about nine different Posey's on the goes around the outside of it. And they all have fucked tunnels. It's like a wheel of cheese. The size of a wheel of cheese. You have different buckles.

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Yes really yes, okay. I will say the picture I mean you know you know exactly what you mean? I mean you know what that means? Vite some friends, so that means that that thing like seven eight times before throwing away. Never GonNa get cleaned right I. Don't you know what I'm saying? Yeah Yeah you have you have a you have a wheel of. You have a wheel of buzzy with nine. Sprinkled around of wheel of cheese. In it's going to be a wheel of cheese I think Oh, well, because they're probably the you know how some people are. They're gonNA fucked I whole. They're going to blow it out. They're gonNA. Forget to clean it and they're just gonNA. Look go okay. I'm going to the next hole then they're gonNA. Lose Track of which whole was witch and they're going to be like trying to sniff that. Goes back to the old one thousand nine hundred eighty s Flash Gordon movie with the stump in the woods that you had. Down into. And the fuck increase by bite you. If you know, you're the unlucky one, it's the same. Deal a pussy. Well. Of Grozny Yeah. It would definitely you would almost have to like sharpy the pussy that you've already destroyed. You know what I'm saying. He just put a cork. It up, this one's condemned. This went ad order. I wonder if they all connected in the middle. It's closed for cleaning and so these. Oh, says, Cesspool a Goo-. These these said fuck tunnels in cheese. Are they. I'm assuming I'm assuming they're like texture differently is at the idea. Yes, well, outside and inside Oh. So the lady I on the outside are different looking. Them. She's got some of our. Our lease thought flaps. Some of them are. To fucking sharpie them. Then you could just you. You would recognize them by sight. babs or Money. But yeah, that's bunny. Okay, I just said the first to fuck toy names that came to mind. I'm like Benny. Oh, God. Oh my God the scared so stupid. There's another one that decided he He's GonNa Shove a phone charger in his cock. Yeah Right, yeah, some some phone charger sounding. Yeah, but he told the doctor that he swallowed it I. Don't know I heard this story. Really Yeah, and they found out when he went to. He got his x rays and they checked them. They're like looking for it and they so it's GonNa. Be there today. Do Surgery or something like that, but he was ever. You think that the it would be a kid, too. Because you know, you don't fucking your body where? The two aren't really connected, you think. You think the it's connected to your mouth. Is Your asshole like all the way through? Just thought you now anyway could live in a row Bajic? But he was, he was. He was fucking thirty years old. Okay well, let's make smart just because he's thirty doesn't make him like. You know he's painting. He's trying to figure out how he's not how he's going to tell his family that he shoved a phone charger down his Dickel, but what I only I don't know what happened. I just. Fell in my cup. Thought. It was spirit carbonate. Speak Up, and I drank it, and there is Ya Ma you re throw. Hanging out of my day coal when I was trying to P, it's two feet. Hoard. He would to eat and it's thick cord. Okay, okay well I mean obviously the dude is no stranger to sounding. No okay, so he's got a stretched out. Take all male uh-huh. I would say so, and then it gets to the end. You're having a good time and it just it kind of slips away to your fingers. Liberal fucker. You're taking immediately goes placid and you go. Oh my God! Oh my God! It just just sucks it in. theoretically that's what would have happened. I mean I. Don't understand shoving anything in your take whole. Let alone a phone charger yet you know what I mean. It's it's not sounding like something I would do tenant. I ever going to go wordplay for you there that sounding like a good idea. You. We're going to go to neponset a role. Thirty eighteen hundreds. That kind of comedy was considered the peak of comedy, just letting it. Oh! Eighteen hundreds what been popular. We're going to have a set of role thirty four. And when we come back, we are going to.

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We have a brand, new tits, man and other stuff. Yum Yum. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack. Wa? Asses. There is a guy that had to was completed mortified when he had to go to. A hospital because he accidentally closed out on a fish. He was complaining he having interns and domino pain. When he told the nurse, he's like yeah, I mistakenly sat on this fish reportedly, she said. Do you think I'm an idiot? The old, the old fashioned ashtray the. Fish weather. flautre. Working. Roll. 'EM UP, A burrito like a Bali Ho of eight fish. ooh, Kim Fish Squid occupy how that would be a little, a little difficult to squish up. There baby shocked. The baby. No wasn't a little baby shark. Now you don't even know it could have been made sure I think they would've said then. It's fish. But. Ron of people miss identify sharks official time as a Turkish. Yeah, that's they are veg water dwelling. No, that's just what you almost like. I. Might You almost need me I did I did was a you all the time? It was time I? Can You may? Double Double Clutch fish up the ASS trick. I bet it was value. We just take like leader. A Hook it to the Ballyhoo and as an thrown overboard control them. Know all with the show. And welcome back to the. WORLD RASPBERRY DOT COM. Dot Com. RADIO DOT! Twitter at Katie Radio HITTER DOT COM Katie reading at GINA DOT COM facebook fetlife. Google. Cloud Kinky Katie Radio your luggage. AM I. Never! I got caught up. WEIRD NOISES! There's a yeah I know we're. There's so many people that think I'm so fucking annoying, but I don't really care. Really I'm sure there are people. Don't take. Is your funny okay. I'm the I'm the Dumb Moines Ball COUPLA. Picked to be on a buggy game show now I mean obviously. SMART. You'll be on a game. Show about about horror. Movies jiggles. Bubis. I mean obviously you know about them. You've been in several. I mean that means you know all about? That's right all about them. Course there's thirty million. Ever. People are anyway. A sorry. Oh, my goodness gracious. GAINESVILLE dispersants housing Gainesville a They saw this guy sold his house while the people who bought it. They found jars a whole bunch of jars of tongues really under the home. He GonNa ask he human tongues. Yes, really, yes. How would he mortician questions? No, here's a professor. Okay at Laugh really yes, okay, so he. You know you can't access. And there is six jars of preserved human remains row. Wow! So, is he a serial killers? What asking I can't even believe that? They even put out his address to today, so you're gonNA talk. Some is what you're saying. No okay. Oh. I don't know. He said like he got to movie. He was living there with his wife, and they got divorced, and she kicked him out, and he liked put in there, so we wouldn't lose them or forget.

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Emerson Lake died so was. He doesn't study arts. Does he studies stuff at least? Is there a reasonable explanation for why he's got tongues body parts. I should hope so. Is there any is on any? Said Body Part No. Okay, he said. Well. He says he's been collecting them. Okay Yeah! Yeah from from. Nearby, house? Kidneys where we talk about it well, it just said it just it. You said other preserved body parts, and then a bunch of dicks balls. That kind of stuff, possibly a baby. You want open that shit up because I don't well, somebody has to. They gotta figure out what's in there. That's not me I don't. Pay Your aid. Didn't say go there and go figure it out because it's in the same state, wherein in you know just because it's like an hour away. Come on, I'm not. I'm not as. Anything about it. Is that what you're trying to tell me? You know something about said body parts in Jars in professors as well. I mean I'm not as good as the kids on Tonio Jump Street God. I can't believe they turn and a half an hour show three hours. But now I know why anyway never mind I. DON'T CARE If people get women talking about her, not no, they definitely don't. To tell you for sure there is a dude. He got arrested. He Stole One hundred and twenty six pairs of flip flops. But do you WanNa know why because they were Bert Kreischer new flip and they had to have them all possibly, but he wanted to fuck 'em. You wanted to have sex with all of them. One time. Just wads. Fisa saw, and that's one hundred hundred, whatever thirty six pairs, so that sixty three pairs one, hundred, sixty three. That's really like three hundred some God damn. You don't need both both shoes per orgasm. You just need one shoe. That was wait a minute unless you like to rub together. You know what I mean Oh like like you know soul to soul a little pussy out of since they're like in their their Thong Flipflop, so you know you're gonNA. Put Your hands. Clap your hands in the air. And like rub like. You're awful lot about this. I get creative sometimes on thinking about you know. I know a lot of people who do weird shit, so it just it just. So you. He's he's taking these these these string and and the word that goes between your two, does these are you putting it between the webbing of fingers and using that as a handle to fuck this soul of his flurries? Yeah, okay, that's what I'm thinking, so he's got one hundred sixty three banks in him. That's two weeks right. and. What the what the and he really really really liked that model. What size shoe? They were all they were all different different sizes. He's A. He's a twin. It's. He's a twenty four year old and. He just. He says he's got just this fetish of having sex with other people's flipflops and he's in. He's in central Thailand and Thailand. Thailand okay. Is that a better choice? You sounded like you had a weird accent there for a second. Going to Thailand. Thailand. Thailand Thailand. Anyway well. He said he was just going to wear them. Cuddle them and kiss them and then rub them all over his naked body. And then he admitted his get. Have like a fucking flips orgy, wasn't he? Philip Katie Pool were. Does it for you as we don't have to like, go steal them. I mean you know? Donate them. Yeah, and you were. You liked other people's flops. You really should be hitting up like some Thai fucking thrift store. Exactly you know there. You go a second hand. Because if you're GONNA, fuck this shoe. You might as well fuck this issue that somebody walked around Thailand and I'm sure that's completely sanitary. Absolutely, you'll be fine. Be Five. There's not like stuff laying all over the ground anywhere over there at all. NOPE, new like hospital floors everywhere you go. All right. All right. We're GONNA. Go to your favorite segment and by standing. On the news. It's time once again for. Man Oh my goodness, everybody today's tits. Man is kind of weird to say. It's not something that I would do and I don't know why people are doing it and winds.

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Chinese people are getting BOOB manicures LE. Larry. Getting kits on their fingers. And their fingernails really yeah a little little little walk bumps withdrawn boobs. No, no, it's full full on three eighty. And people are like scarred from looking at them, because some of them are done really well, but some of them art and I've even lake I'm GonNa, show you a picture of a really bad one. Okay! Oh, okay, that's! That doesn't look like I a Boob at all. Really well, there's. Donut was something in a battle. Yeah, well, there's some people that they them really well, and they do different colors and sizes of areas, some pure some Ni- kind of cute. and. Then there's one that actually filled the center with liquid white liquid. So when you here's the nipple you could, you could squeeze milk out of it. Oh. A whole farm of five movies coming to jerk my deck later. That would be cool. What do you all about it? Well maybe it was more than that. You know like if you were at home. If you're like like a fucking lockdown, Intel in you're stuck at home, and you've got to have some boobs on your fingernails. Well, it could be benefit. You could be saving the planet. Yeah, you could be just by putting some boobs on your fingertips. You never know that might not happen. You keep him from committing mass murder someday Jesus Christ well. I wonder if that's your tits, mean for the week hit. I'm having issues, are you? Still mad no angry. Yes, Oh, feel like you. WanNa! Throw stuff, yeah! I. Chocolate either. Chocolates GonNA help I like chocolate when I'm not supposed to have it. Okay, but that makes you not not angry. Yes, actually does. Because it tastes got you don't why? No? That typically chocolate will sedate you yeah, you'll have like a sugar overload and you'll follow over and pass out so I know it's like a trank, Dart. But. It's attract heart. You pull in case of emergencies. Only sometimes I would give you sweet stuff when you drunk. Yeah. That doesn't surprise me. Yeah Here why don't you have this bar of chocolate and you would cause? You were shed faced, and you would be out. That would be okay. Thank God. Oh! God Jail I love her for another hour, see. What happens I know I was a fucking best I was very bad. Anyway well, here's a bonus. Little tits man in with you I posted a picture the other day with wearing my apron and I was topless. I was in the kitchen cooking and I was naked. Boca, so, I had a renzo sitting on the couch. Go Picture. Well. Third out your you. You wiped out your boobs and the picture right? Is that the picture you're talking about? Yeah, there's no no not not the one that I wipe. That was the bathroom. Okay? This is in the kitchen and ours, actually wearing neighboring. Okay, but I had like a little cya. boobs sticking out nipples covered all right Ariel. It was covered. Sure No, it is okay. We're is just said sure that means I agree just name sure well i. had someone comment on them? Says Love the length of your cleavage. Fine pair of hangers Hon Yummy Young. I've just like length of my cleavage A. What he's trying to say like, you can't even see me clears. You're like I. Don't know that makes me feel old. It makes me feel like like my tits are just like. I duNNo. What you've you. There's the same as they've been for a long time. I tell you I know I. Mean Know what I'm telling you is is that there's nothing wrong with them? Well? Yeah, you have upward facing nipple I know no I'm just saying that's that's really all you can hope for if you're a lady. With boobs. You know what I mean. Yeah. Oh Yeah. All right, I have another version another of. Would you rather see? Remember we recall or may not recalled. Would you rather and had balls for feet refer toes. Fingers, yes, well obviously take fingers fingers more now handily. Close well, this is another one to ponder for you I'm ready. You're ready, okay? Would you have a Vaj on your forehead? Go on or more probably not gonNA. Be that one. or a row of digs down your back like a Stegosaur Dickstein way back. Absolutely, you know how many girls that get out on those Dick's. Fingers, it's the same thing forehead pussy that means somebody's GONNA WANNA.

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Stay a dig in my forehead fuzzy. Oh! Hook you think about that. Think about how many dudes are GONNA WANNA? Hold me down and skull. Fuck me what about what if I want to stick my fingers in? No, well, it's not going to matter because I'm GonNa have stegosaurus Dick back yeah see, you can give those ladies. Those banana boat ride. That's right I could ask. Dick Fingers I have ten decks and guess what I can do with them i. don't know what I can do with them, but I am going to find out what I can do with ten. that. Something now. Do you still have the I know? Both! I think. You can have only one. Only one four deformity of deformation. Yet to pick. What if you had addicts dignity your forehead? Instead of imagine if it was a cock. My forehead. Unicorn. That I. Mean I still have my regular decorate? Sure Okay to handle Jake headset Rosa. Okay I'm totally fine with that. Because, what is somebody GonNa? Blame me because I would take on my head. You've gotTa want me to cover my forehead. No, thank you. I mean my my. That's my face. That's my head, sorry. It's a tumor that happens to get hard and shoot ejaculate all over the place when you stroke it. Just happens to be deck like. Deformity. No please stare deformity. Look at it. Look at it. You know I'm GonNa make contact with you. I could like way my head back and forth now. What happens when you get a cold since your sinuses are like right there. What do you mean what happens? When you sneeze your balls, clue like a little smiling drips out of your. It doesn't drip out of my dickhead. Now what I sneeze, so no, no, no, because I'm talking about not the one on your Crotch, the one that would be stuck to your if to acts like a regular Dick, so no I mean. It's a Dick whether it's on my head or on my back still a day, and that's what that's I'm assuming. It works just like a regular day. Light it has just for show. What do we know negative? Anything no, no, no, no, that's not the way it works. Not The way it works. It works. It works like a tech. Everything about it is a deck. I could have ten orgasms at once. What good for you got! Beat pterodactyl Dick back. I'm not even sure what you can do with it like you'd always be facing the other direction. Well you'd have to have like a staff. You know just film it. You definitely film Harry. Some kind of deformity like that. Pick back. Sure? Now imagine when they find your fucking fossils. What is this? I mean who wants to forehead fuzzy. Maybe. Maybe a lesbian would wanNA forehead. Posey maybe maybe maybe me. I'm going take pack. Take back. Mountain every time Dick back. Every day. All Dick all day. Will. It would have to be because I have ten of them. You have ten of them will. You would say ten down your vertebrae. Didn't you say that? Is that a ro Ro Wall? How many center row well are they? Spread out enough so I could get multiple like could I get? That's what I'm saying. If I lined up some some smaller women down my back, I could probably get five girls on my back I think. So while at least five of them five well if they were very small Asian. that a smoke. Yeah, I didn't say it like a racist person, but yeah. It was bad impression. Thank you. No I could fit like at least at least five girls from Thailand. On them those aren't. I'd. Love to I care, but the only thing the only. And then back will the no. Now you're getting back. Whenever fit better do they fed better or earn put home? You just fit them all the same direction that way. They can all their legs law go the same way. Yeah like a centipede. Yeah, you know what I mean. If you got legs facing opposite directions things, they're going to get tangled up. You put seatbelts. He can buck. And give them some. There'd be some logistics involved for sure for sure your. You'd have to work some stuff out now. These days you're going to have do social distancing Suzuka one dick apart. See the really cool part is. If, if if you just used one of them, you can have a girl on each side of you easily, and they would still be kind of separated.

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Their faces would maybe by six feet. Tall, can you imagine getting five blowjobs at once I'm just saying. Like a like a whore puppy dog. And you want Vaj forehead. Multi on my back. Did I say I wanted? I didn't say either one I asked you. I stated I could alike say what you would do. Know really well. You're not going to say Dick's. Yes. Forehead Posey. For Advocacy! For All the time. FACEBOOK couldn't kick you off for that Oh. God I just had the worst well. Yeah, they would because you'd have to wear like pennies. ACLU them all up and down that bitch for for not posting the pictures of your your your deformity. Hey I can't help it. I was born with a forehead badge. Is that my fault? I mean that's my fault. This is my face. Asshole didn't fuck an see you in that way, but the image that I went to like straightaway sticking like a Dildo with the Suction Cup to the wall, and just slamming your head of. ood! Like some kind of weird Seppuku. fucking. Homicide `al.. I guess I mean we're assuming here that that the forehead badge like once penetrated is some kind of like doctor who? where the inside and take really goes into another dimension or something, and not really your brain because I, don't think that they'd be room. That's what I'm saying I. Mean You have that, too? I mean we would have to assume that it doesn't kill you. If you have sex with your badge, and obviously, you're not going to be the only one that has this deformity. It's going to have people who say there always has to be a I. There's a first of everything right, but I'm saying. What if you happening at the relatively the same size? Or what have you like? Oh, great now I gotTa, fucking slobby buzzy on my forehead. Keeping all I I I can see through space and time like a nice one is what you're saying. Yeah! Nice Oh and then wait a minute. That shit up little bow talks. Here's the them little fucking for forehead lips right out. Do you have hair like? Do you grow fucking hair on your forehead around the Vaj or is it? Is it hairless so I would assume you could laser anything anyway if you really want one of those fucking like Eddie, Munster vs Maybe he would want your forehead badge to have some hair, so you can have some privacy sometimes. You just grow a patch, and you just look like one of those like the Mexican Harry People. That artist Frida. Brow and a mustache. You're talking about okay. Thanks artist. It was there, yeah. Anyway all right? There was a there's a Miami customs agent he He discovered thirty thousand dollars worth of coke inside of this fucking guys. Golf clubs good job. Yeah. Yeah so it's. Yeah Okay Golf Clubs, do you? J. E. checks took it with them sold it. He took it with him, he was He was coming over. Why Y que, how? How did he find quote? Unquote drugs and some dudes golf bag. I don't know. All it said it was just like a routine fucking search. Are you telling me to be sad for a bunch of people who didn't get their below now? Well? I don't know I. Don't know why you're telling me about a drug bust. I'm not sure well. I guess it's like why they I don't know. I've seen it sure why we're talking about it. I don't know it was interesting to me at the time. Really whatever okay. Why is that weird I? Don't know the cuts drugs every day, I. Know that's true well, but to sad sad situation K., but also what's going on a Miami to is there their fuck on the reopening all the Strip clubs now. Really yes, okay. We're LIKE ON FACE TO A. Lot of sickness. You know we live in a weird state where people just do whatever the fuck they want. Whatever? The booby-trapped actually already reopened. Really. Yes, okay, that makes sense as that doesn't surprise me. That makes total sense. You have to make sure that if there's things going around that you don't want. that. You do absolutely nothing to prevent them. You know here's the thing, though is they? they started they were posting pictures on Instagram of them. Disinfecting the place in cleaning up and stuff getting everything ready for reopening. When I want to know is okay, so are you do this couple times day or every day or yeah? Until a bunch of people I mean how how quickly before it gets grody again. It doesn't matter I. Don't know I. Don't know either. Some people don't like grody strip clubs lights, probably good good for a good cleaning.

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Anyway I mean you know? I haven't seen too many strip clubs with the lights on. And we know what happens at any club. Any nightclub with the lights on, let alone. Now I'm just saying it's probably just like any other club. Yeah, well. Probably. You don't want to be anywhere near the floor. All? Whether whether there's naked, related or not, you know that's true. Oh my God. Oh, there was a guy out in California he. He got caught eating a dead relatives. was he putting body parts in jars now he's related to a guy in and University of Florida. No. He killed them and then then he was caught eating the body. was is kind of gross. Did he know the guy or just random jude? It was. It was his relative okay, so he didn't like him now. Apparently not, but he killed him in any eight him, and then the neighbors were like. Eating! Joel. I wonder if it was an anger, kill or like was. Is this like eight DECEC- to get rid of this combined, or is this a quarantine issue here where you know somebody just wed, stir crazy and wet murder balls on somebody. Maybe maybe I don't know okay. Maybe it was the whole. Fucking I've been stuck whatever to fucking months and I would kill. You know that's what I'm saying dead. Then I'm like you know what. I'm sick of Fucking Rama noodles and I'm going to. Eat Him Roy's it already mugging. Begging me and hours together at ours. Me sluggy Gill you. The wool wrote a you. Will matter then you can make yourself snappy dog. Ab Oh. own-goal raking! Love your uncle reggae. Okay I. Don't know why, because he's gross. That's what I'm saying. It's not an attractive. It ought to be honest with you. You guys don't think he's real. Sorry. There is a woman she got arrested for deciding to try out a whole fucking month. Sex Toys in the middle of. Okay first of all. Why were there sex toys in the Walmart? They do sell them now, do they? You know come on. Are they like? Are they like body massages, or we're talking full blown Dildo Suction Cup and everything there. No, the now they're they're. They're like vibrators like a personal massagers, but they but they sell the Trojan ones that have some attacks. They. Yeah in the in the condom section the condensation, the counter somewhere wherever that is now well, there's never anybody out of fucking never cashiers, so I can understand she can get to it easy, and she just choose trying mouth twenty seven year old girl and she was like over close close no news in internally. TESTING THEM OUT WHY? Yes, it's like! No, no. This one I said she wasn't toxic hated yeah, how many people did that at any of the port sores you worked at I mean. We'll know how many I'm sure. I am sure there are people who are like Berber it up to their fucking crotch and shit that had to have happened would know. There was a bunch of junk people. Sometimes they were they were trying to like. Put up on the out like dumb. fucking dudes would stick on the outside of their girlfriends like dress, other pants and leggings. Because you test everything out to see the strength would anyway and we're like look if you guys ever want to know what it's GonNa feel like buzzing on your clip. Put It on the tip of your nose. When you put it on the tip of your nose, it has it's very close to the same amount of nerve endings etiquette. So. If you to buy that at all, but it's supposed to give you a realistic expectation of what to expect kind of thing. Yes, I mean. Obviously you're not gonNA. Come to climax by putting or you might. Know. Or else we'd be sticking our noses on vibrate things same nerve like name number of nerve endings, but going just like triggering. You feeling yes! Just like the button right? Okay, but it gives you a better idea than your hand. Okay, what? It's GonNa feel like how so yeah, well the employees that witnessed what the fuck was going on. said they said it was the grossest thing that I've ever seen in my life. Okay, she wasn't very attractive. No, she wasn't Brownlow. Yes. And they said the lady just dropped her pants and started testing every Dildo vibrator that we have in front of everyone. But. Anyway, you got to wait till she's done.

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I'm not calling until she's done Oh. Yeah. Oh Pam baby sitting. The worst part is you could actually hear. A couple of things said it was disgusting. Like that like when it hits your puddle. Sometimes when I hold the by. Long, sounds like we stuck it in a bowl of water. Yeah, yeah! PULL UP! You know one of the Trolling Little Motors Upfront the bat front of the boat. Trolling Motors. US like pull it up a little bits halfway in the water maze. That gurgles yeah anyway. Trolling Motor halfway. Advocating voter basically is what you mean. We're the province half in half out. Yeah, that's out! that. That's the one. We're going to need a towel. We're GONNA, need a towel sound maybe to. My. Pool water does is the same. A reminder with that yeah, yeah. Another description of ever we're out of time chick blue hair. We gotta get. Okay. I'm so fucked anybody go I noticed everybody Yeah, just get me on social media. Google Kinky Katie, radio. We've gotta go I ran over time so. Have you. Exactly all right. I gotTA, go. Does anybody does.