Kinky Katie's World #294 Narcoleptic Stripper

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The following program contains adult content crabs language of sexual manner. Completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things. You'll wish you could hear if you are under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day cause I was sucking the shit out. He's tried to take you down to the Jiggle. Her old tricks is look you over media. I pass collusive dumping them please. Katie's ruled in ten nine repeat seeks. Three Katie's mood starts now. Are you ready to trust sack? You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you come on? Elmo don't and now live from ruled thirty four studio. I bring you a girl with the courage to misuse any time. Here she is your host the one the only kinky kitty hello hello hello and welcome to the show. Tiki. Katie's Oh my God. This is Katie's world's never to ninety four. I speak eighty with me as always is my favorite covers. The man with the patients Mr Se. We are the epitome of the non PC. Yeah we've got a fun show for you tonight and hello to all of you out there. Old and new. We've got a bunch of stuff from the around the web and who knows you might inadvertently learn something I can. Yes I have done a lot of stupid things so you don't have to learn that not why you know for a lot of maybe anyway. Well have you heard last Last show then you'll probably be in for more of the same Mid A new badge. Ap and we're going to have fun tonight so confusing able just say edible. It's GONNA be tonight. Oh my goodness hey I say I think it's kind of funny. I last week's episode had We were talking about. Would you rather have digs for fingers or balls for toes? Yeah and we talked about it quite a bit. Well the the crowd has answered. The crowd was avenue. I can't see two people agreeing with me. Well I I got several responses to that Ed. It was unanimous across the board. Dick Fingers Took figures no one knows something has to go negative. Fuck that everybody feels my ticks. Here's my ex that's right. I'm not stepping on my balls. I mean that might happen anyway someday but I'm hoping to avoid you gotTa really over to avoid actually stabbing by balls well. That's we have to get the day so you know the water will be clean and warm as they hit what you live don't involve but what is the day. I have to do with that. It's I've never used ones a little wad cubs out the asfaw look at scripture balls including it'll probably just ramp my again like all fucking out control by day one poking you you go now. Yeah no by then. The Japanese are really want me out of their country. And they'll just start hacking fucking that I'm on and to torture. My nut sack is what's going to happen. Well you know obviously obviously obviously things work around here. Did you know You know I think we should start out with a little born. I think we shall. Or what were we gonna Wa- Watching House etc? We're watching watching porn mainstream actors that have turned to the adult industry.

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And then it brings up the diamond. Is He on the list? He probably is okay. You don't know you haven't read even look at it. You didn't look to see who is it. You're like Ooh list got it. No I kinda I had in my head anyway that I wanted to any dustin diamond is is is on it of course well screech porn. People show he's got a really big Dick okay. I don't know I don't know if he's like big Dick Ronnie or anything. Don't see how that refers to size at all but okay. I'M GONNA. I'm GonNa take that from you and say okay. Dustin diamond has a massive hug. I just don't know well usually I could look it up on Google later. But it's not gonNA happen will usually like really skinny guys. I guess by comparison. I don't know Dick Looks just bigger or you have less talk area. You know what I mean. Let's lasts less. Yeah Fukofuka whatever you WANNA fuck. I focused on the. Wow aggressive are okay. It's GonNa get worse baby. Yeah no skinny people. Their maximum Cox is yeah. I mean that's as big as her takes. GonNa get that's true you know. But his azure they say like Thirty Pounds. Lose like an inch. Sound like that For every thirty pounds overweight. So you know yeah sure I duNNo. It'll look bigger. I lose weight and you look like a puny little man and I'm scared anyway. I'm not going through this whole thing because you okay. Hey well but it also it Kinda. It also brings up. They recently street is saying that they were. I mean because some people go to four just because they wanNA fuck on film. Yeah No. That's what I'm talking Steven Spielberg's daughter just announced to her parents that she planned to have a porn career right. Yeah she's The twenty-three-year-old her name is Michaela she. She was adopted these parents. She told her parents that. Actually add the world about her new professional by a couple of days ago via facetime. I lost you there for say. I had the button pushy. Say it again. Yeah I know okay anyone if I were just fighting here for all right. We'll re talking about Spielberg's order a Hor- I like horse. Why I'd word I know. Oh speaking of four. I called a painted horror the other day did you did. I was at public as a cashier is like oh my gosh. I really like your tattoos. I think they're pretty and I was like. Oh thank you there really colorful and the woman who was right behind me. She's an older lady she goes. I think tattooed women or I think tattoos on women make them look like painted horse. And I'm like oh well it's funny because that's the exact look I was going for. I nailed it nailed it. They'll fucking nail the guys we're talking about at the shop when I was just there Exhaust How's your hand in? How do you like being part of the SCUMBAG club? I'm like God damn people are supposed to be my friends never painted a horrid a scumbag You gotta take what He. I have a religious living fussing on my arm. Well now you do. I dare now mother. Mary of Joseph Juice with flames hot rod mother Theresa Kitty. Yeah Yeah it's not dying. That's not posting pictures. Yeah until done fucked tat. No I'm not hearing aren't flaming yet. They're not fucking flamy yet. I Guy Fieri flames fucking go crazy. No I mean really. It's gone out unless and still at something. Yeah Guy Fieri flames thing about. Don't know okay play like from what his car out of. Where the fuck this? Yeah flames shirts. He likes US ninety shirts shirts. Okay why we? That's kind of a weird reference. I don't want to burn like A. Does Dan Flavor town cover me in your house. Oh boy here. That's the thing they have. Yeah I hear it's tasty though really all right.

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People have told me I've heard that the hamburgers are actually pretty good. Motionless support delegated. We watched. You're just out of nowhere. We watched the ASS night. Great Photography Challenge on Youtube. We fucking very odd shows that we've been watching everything you guys watch porn where like we watched the great pottery. We watch the grave photography challenge. And we've watched we watched like three seasons portrait's and anyway halter. That's what she was referencing there and I don't remember what the reference was. Arcane British television shows early for two hundred Alex Lana forgeries nine here out for much longer about to bite it. I think right Alex. Oh what probably didn't fucking Kelham. I had nothing to do. Jeez I didn't absolutely nothing to do with his fucking illness. I know I'd Tragic Katie. I can't believe you talk like that. He's a fucking legend and broadcasting and game shows. Anyway it's fucking saying Shit. Oh my God I heard about the funniest thing okay. It's talk okay. It was really fucking food to be an. I know him so going to hell for this. But I don't fucking care this girl this late for you already. This girl that I'm friends with on facebook. She's a stripper. Okay go on. And she posted a milestone today. Okay milestone on the fall. One year with a with one year free of narcolepsy. She's a market A. I almost spit my T- out when I was sitting on the couch looking at my computer and I wanted to tell as C. Show mad because he's like look the fire. Oh my guy is so fucking funny. Then I really should do my my figure about whole stripper maneuver with her. 'cause I gotTa make sure she gets her body. You know what I mean. I don't WanNa like you. They just roller out to stage. When she fell asleep. That would be horrible. It just like pushed it they have the actual say and man come out and just fuck it. Kinda roller out grabbed by the opposite drager. She's not on drugs. I swear she's okay. This is just what happens with her. She has a debilitating issue cosby's favorite. Yeah I actually saw somebody. Somebody I worked with had narcolepsy and nobody knew. And at some point where we were all just gathered around outside bullshitting he fucking just dropped like he fucking dropped and we thought he was having a heart attack or something and one of the bandages runs over and he said he's just arkell uptick. And oh well. That's okay like we thought he was in deep shit. We thought somebody should somebody do CPR. Up I'm not doing it. Fuck that I it anyway. No he was just he just fell out fill. That might be something you might want to mention people. I'm GonNa tell you from being on the other end of that That would have been helpful information also too if you have seizures because the lights could fuck trigger a seizure. Okay Oh that's right 'cause. I'm sure that that had having a yeah had to have have trevor fucking start season out. In how many guys got really turned down by fucking fish? Lavin Shiver girl. Yeah just did she break dancing down there. She looks like ozone and Turbo. I pay extra for this way Tijuana. She throw it up. Oh yeah foam at the mouth you know and more power to you just. Wow that would be horrible if you fell out a during a dance. Yeah I have to leave and just see your dive off stage to go out or just like slide down slowly as lonely and then laid out. It's like yeah she All right you know they put they put different states in different groups and I if you WanNa just having where could find no no.

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I know I'm having a little brain tick tired about the state's predominant kinks okay. I don't remember exactly which the fucking thought he got it from. Okay I don't either but I'm sure it changes every year. I'm sure it does too but I would say that Kentucky surprise me because Kentucky their their favorite is your thank you next bestiality. That's horrible looking good. Get Rudd. Stereotypes of course stereotype ver Sur. That's horrible well sister-in-law come on that's like one of the most popular caddy. It's an atop fucking three every year. They're almost they're almost always fake. That's a strange thing I've noticed a definite uptick and incest part. We're not even incest but like stepmother stepfather. You know what Steph. Yeah civically that avenue. Yeah I see maybe it's just me remember. Maybe maybe there's just fucking targeting me because it's like like if you if you're getting you well yeah meaning meaning based on my search of other shit that that's what they think that I want now. Maybe that's it all right. I mean it's not really what I'm into at all 'cause I never had a sister or you know what I mean. I have stepsister. Was never on the table for me. Have family members so? I mean it's not. It doesn't seem so taboo to me. It seems like yeah. I Dunno Banger. You know it's not me God's not blood. Ro Care Digest the TOPIX. Oh good I I don't care what you do. Oh Lord Lord don't care. Oh my God well Minnesota to Iowa. They like college videos college videos. I think as it gets really cold so anti in Kentucky we just lost gloss right by that tentacle porn. We did not gloss right by any day when we glossed by the fact that it was done it wasn't cousin porn and it's weird just a word it's a very Japanese fucking thing it is. Yeah well yeah. Hey and the Japanese and the Asian. They Love Kentucky. Fried chicken is advocate active. Maybe okay maybe okay you never know. It's the people in the fucking. Kfc headquarters like watching a lot of head tie. Because they have a lot of Japanese board members on could be could be could it be not investors Chicken Katie? Whatever they do really good fried chicken too so to say yet. Well a lot of really good food. We're here that's the rumor Nevada's into religious porn. Are there any which cracks me up coke like Las Vegas in Nevada? You've done religious foreign. I have indeed masturbation China and Spoo- jal over me. That's right I forgot. I forgot it was in that one and obey yet. Well part of it was okay. Well that's the way it usually goes right. Yeah worked out in case you guys haven't figured it out by now. Sc stands for stunt cock in case you didn't know. Oh no there's there's no listeners. Know why you're described explaining things because that's what I do. I'm using words explanations. Why Not Because? It's better if they have their own story about. What what things are you know what I mean? Okay yeah it is because then later on you completely find out now. It was that funny. I always thought it was US yeah whatever say. They can have their own imaginative life. Stolen from wall says like telling a kid that fucking Santa Claus isn't real. Is that tooth fairy? Either Kid sledding. You know your mother giving you. She's coming in creepy at night. Would you have teeth underneath your pillow? S- collects teeth that she's giving you her stripper money. Why the fuck which you collect teeth which she doing without you ever notice how. Your mother has a box that says first teeth to the saving. I don't know the Easter bunnies not reliever reever. And I really either his. Why would you fucking what the fuck does death of of of of Jesus going to do with the rabbit laying fucking chocolate eggs and gentlemen? We'll at least that one's a tricky story I liked. I liked the whole story of the day South Easter Bunny Story.

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You know somehow there's a fucking body and there's egg-laying there's no chickens anywhere I I like. Nobody was definitely on drugs when they came up with that one. Here's the sure. Got An idea as a ram it is and they're painted all pretty and there's candy lie. Candy definitely like like Mushroom Party kind of thing for sure. Fake PLASTIC GRASS. That your pets eat and you have to pull strings out of their assholes vets ass. 'cause they fucking it like hangs out the that they swallow stupid fucking. Yeah okay the holiday grass. It's I always thought it was weird to game the cats that year round. 'cause I like to see their paws flail when I pulled the steering full Santa Claus Pins. You're sick a lot to under feeds. The Cat Stencil shot of God. People are GonNa be like you feed your cats tansel thing in are you I i. If you're that dumb thing I would do that then. Fuck whatever it's funny because we don't. We don't put up a Christmas tree. So there's no like there's no Ted's all we have free house just a Tinsel Free Zone. We have assigned outside people. Try if you have any tinsel on you you have to keep away to containment. Well it's like the corona's corona virus. We have that in stripper. Salt is the same thing they say that that masturbation is the cure for the corona virus. Yeah they say because when you masturbate fucking Boost your immune system and shit and it makes you healthy really. There's there's well there's more health benefits at and To masturbating masturbating or it can I bus nut basically. You're just saying well I don't know it says having drained balls I mean why is it? Masturbation specific is what I want to know. I'm not really sure I think because you know so. You don't need to have a partner to do it. It's fucking do it for yourself. Is that fucking article that you read is that from Big Lube no big corporate lube? No it's okay. I'm just saying because they're the ones that are pushing their bat masturbation agenda on us. Well if I could busted up with somebody else why would I like hang on? I have to jerk off. Sorry all right well could help me. But it's not good for my health if you help me while they're talking about like having an orgasm day. Yes that's a you know how to work. Are You fucking kidding? Me Orgasm Day as a suck. Your Cock like three times a day. What I'm saying is there are days in life. Where where you're just you're literally. Maybe you literally road from an Arctic to fucking South America and you just got back. I don't want I don't know I want to go to bed. We'll take a shower. I WANNA climb into bed jerk off on the plane. Now what do you mean jerked Alpha? I have no fluid in my system. I've lost forty. I was on naked and afraid. The Discovery Channel Survival Television Show where people are led out into the wild with only well that comes along with being naked out in the fucking wilderness. That is is is is a favorite of mine. I love that show. I love his asses fucking lady guides it. It you know that the the footage that gets cut it you know it more than Genitalia. I'm just saying. Abby flattering after the first week and some Dust Bowl. They bent over footage looks. What's on that fucking tape like? I should be able to do like a fucking Document request from the government for that right God that's covered now document law where they have to fuck. Give me what I want. Is that right. I don't know I'm just grasping at straws. Here I just want to see the video. You just want to see dirty naked people. Some some man Kuch everywhere man. Dirty man balls now shave before you go or he's not. I don't think I WANNA be fucking freshly short short. I want I want you know town. You know what I mean. Yeah maybe use it number two south in something you wanted a light for. I think like a pizza no longer than a peach. Maybe you WanNa go full fucking woolly. Mammoth your but then like bugged stuff. I don't know but you get a protective layer. Might collect more dirt.

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Protective Layer her protective layer. On Your fucking giblets. Well I mean you share and you're Kuch okay. I don't have a Kuch Kuch I actually. I really shouldn't care because I'm not gonNA ever fuck you Joe Anyway neither. Fuck no fuck that. I'm not doing that although that's insane. WanNa be without Wifi even like being outside. Ah little naked and afraid automatically. Be Afraid because you'd be out in the middle of the fucking wilderness fucked S. Even if you had clothes on you would be afraid you would not like that at all. They insurance everywhere. I'm hi I'm hungry. I eat I have to eat like all the time like constantly have to eat a katy once so I really have to work at it a little. I'm totally fine with the wall and I just but I just. I'm going to have like five like so today. To be violently ill if you haven't seen it it's really you know whatever it's it's a fucking discovery channel reality show but you know people are naked. Roller Hugs Great. I don't see a lot of fear. Oh God I don't think I could just I would probably get like massive diarrhea and then have to go fuck shit in a rainforest but then I mean. There's no way you can go where you're here you. Unless you're like running out to like three miles away you're just like having the squirts and I don't know how far away from the little campsite. What of like wild hyena attacks. You why you're on the fucking African Savannah I'm saying and you're alone and you're stick your fuck. Did I know cameraman's not going to help you? What discovery doesn't want anybody to die on that show? I could tell you right now. And that's the first thing that goes through by by what I slip and fall on the Rock and I think I've got a DI. They're now they're not going to let me die because that would be horribly embarrassing for them and the end of the show. This is a pre med. I don't know when I'm supposed to joke pans. He he's been on couches for about a half hour exactly crabs starting to come forward new. Yeah so there's just bare asses this bear author asses a little blurry spots everywhere while there was one time that this chick she she sued him. She got she got on. There was a fucking clam. Yup It was a back burger shoes in the yes. She was bent over that. Of course I had to sit when I be surprised if you didn't. Yeah well that's like that. Hold QUOTE DEBATE. People have about whether you should look at like fascinating Pictures like when people are are are. Well I'm sorry I'm GonNa it's GonNa have it. You should just fucking release them. If you just released the God damn the power away from trying to Whitney Cummings Shit there you go. Yeah fucking fucking that habit her somebody said. Oh we have a picture of of a nip slip that you had on a video and she had put took down video and somebody tried to blackmail her on it and she said okay. Just put it out on instagram or something Couple of nudes. Yeah so it said here you go. Here's my fucking level each. Yeah that's you know so do all celebrities out there really what you need to just fucking sense and about like back burgers goats we we need all of the weird visitations. I don't want to New Orleans I want. I want you like doing Jujitsu with Joe Rogan. Actually I think as see if you if you have one of your child crowning Oh no no no for the face comes out though. Wow ask just because fucking pregnant women are really pregnant and your blonde than se has got a severe heart on Greece. Heart of but I will say in my experience. Pregnant women have have a fair bottle thing going on where they're really bankable they're right their selves. Pluck THEM I don't know fuck them hard. Hit as they smell could get out easy smell so like a baby's head even better. Oh my God we are going to go episode of ruled that before and when we come back we have got good. Some friendships talk about and I'm excited. So yeah all right Stick around Bareback Yum. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack.

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A question is they said. Would you rather have Dick's fingers or balls for toes? D'etre fingers to not extra fingers all day long. That's not that's not even a real question. I had that that Edward Edward Edward Peanut sample. I'm just saying you know right away. You've increased my ability now especially if I get orgasm out of all ten decks saying masturbating literate literally be like the you know what I mean I could do jazz church Flab and my fucking scores. That's right you know. There's some there's some people who would like especially in some foreign countries they would go ape shit over Dick Finger. Yeah Yeah Jazz Dick Fingers I I could bang like. I don't know what eleven eleven to eleven things I could bank at once. They'd have to have really close holes and that's just the fucking how bigger my finger decks by the way are we doing? Manchego a figured average average average average finger average? Dick Dick Okay. So can we go a little bit? Can we just go to the same size as well? Just because it's all day so really just all my dad all my show how to arrange all these people so I can get a check in each DVD. Just go. Yeah that takes care of four okay. That's a four five on like do two miles so it's six and seven okay. And then my Dick tag that makes seven because what do three or four five six seven. Look Look Double Double Shocker. Right at four and four. That's two different chicks us. Eight yes boom. All I got. His two thumbs laughed at my regular normal. We call it. It's it's weird mutant fucking math. We call we call them Solo Dick and I have my thumbs so to to people. I'm going to say sucking the thumb. Dex Then anything we want on the Dick. I we need to make this having what are you. What country do you think we need to go to to like do Dick Fingers of Mexico Mexico? Guatemala what we contacted Guatemala. We do and Guatemalans. I would give almost guaranteed that they are uncircumcised that. Oh no no. I'm going to Moyle immediately getting my Dick Fingers fucking circumcised. I don't WanNa how the fuck am I gonNa Clean Meg when I have? No all I have is dexter fingers wiping meg. Meg No no really going to get the oil immediately thing. I have a whole ramming that needs to be done here unless you fingers needs an action up there and everybody shook hands whereas it would be like a grabbing my Dick's stroke by takes everywhere. There were literally be on every doorknob. Everything that everybody and they couldn't blame you just and you put your Dick to their lips. there's no way anybody could possibly fucking blame me. You know what I mean because you can't have Dick for really. What are you fucking discriminating against figure? I mean I can't help. I can't help it if I went to Mexico and had installed on my fingers and then had him circumcised. It's not my fault heaven no I need to be fucking. I need to be guaranteed my rights under my rights. Why did you give me all excited about having fingers? I was the point of that about that. Cool that we'd have to fingers I would. I would go to over in touch over it with my fingers. I could go to touch trump with light. Dick Fingers you know on the show and welcome back to Kinky Katie's world on Raspberry your lives dot com he radio DOT COM and video cast dot net. You can give me on the Litter Act. He Katie Radio P KATYA RADIO DOT COM RADIO DOT COM even on the facebook and Kinky Katie Radio Google jerker and ship. You can see me naked on some of them all safe you ever want to my posted cities look like you can see it there her face covered. And you can see there shokhin down a cock. Yup that's their looking to push their stew so whatever give myself. The Bowling Ball treat menu graphics.

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You well was harsh just little. I let the Obama getting aggressive with a BB. Kicks off here in. I travel have a second job. I want some shrooms eight. It's a marsh. I was very weak. You didn't really commit to that right now if you're not gonNA commit commit to. I don't know I I should be committed. Well probably a change those laws. I just wanted to say real quick and then I promise I won't talk about this ever again every game. I don't talk about anymore. This show that There's an article that Kathy Bates. She was talking about that meets. You Know Hashtag me too. And she said my day. If you went to a guys hotel room you knew what you were you were going. Yes I mean you can know that I mean and and you know everybody's responsible for their own little actions and chat but some people are just stupid. Yeah like and so like the stupid one. Who really doesn't know what she's in for two. She really deserved that. Yes yes she does. She does fucking fuck epiphany a couple of weeks ago. We mean you did wait. Wait what wait what. Why how what? Haha. No but don't you can't do me. No whatever I already fucking Europe fifty. You understood you understood that so. I said insert person like somebody you care about. That's a female. Should she have to go through that and you went? Oh you know what you're right that one person fucker out. Okay whatever you know. People don't be so fucking stupid but on the other are fucking guys. Stop and fucking creepy Weirdo Weirdos. I'm one of those Weirdo. So I really now. If you're happy and you know it's you're tie on the microphone. Spent on my Murphy there. There's a new trend that they're fucking doing now and beauty. Anything is the DUMBEST fucking thing. it's curly eyelashes. But basically it's on your eyes woolley frigging Brillo pad hair on your on. Your is yes okay. Ip Cubes Yes Yeah I know so like. They're just going willy eyelashes. Yes Willy Willy eyelash on the drink no way okay you sound like. You're you're ready for beverage never mind. That's okay I have dry. It's you didn't have to stop. I was just trying to make sure you ask needed craft service you know to be. We'll have craft service. Come over and give you an ice bucket. Warm coffee or something. I WANNA spritz there. Yeah what are we hooked up here? What's going on? Kinda fucking studio. We run and Kinda Mickey Mouse or dealers. Let's go to your favorite topic. Standby second fucking waited and it's time once again for man all right everybody. This is cute little tips men for you this week. If you like alternates now little by little tits man. How about that okay? Yeah anyway if you were a fan of Bubis which I think a lot of us are like an you like you kind of own it and wear them out proud. There's things you can get. That looked like chits. Can I do it? You can do it like your words to why not all right. I don't know I don't know if I want to wear tests. Well there's the poodle I want guys looking at me that way. Unlike a piece of meat inviting me to their hotel rooms you knew why you're going well baby so but that doesn't mean you can whip your take out when we get there still have to ask then you do it. Yeah I know you said no but here it is. I don't speak chairman. I'm sorry anyway. There's a BOOB SCARF. It looks like you wear to ride your neck and the end of it looks like titties though.

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So when you're wearing them they look like you had these huge cities on your chest. Okay so you're basically hanging around your neck like a necklace correct. But it's keeping keeping your arm more. I mean your neck worm time all right. So my neck is being warmed by the giant soccer's fucking curse or they naked hoots or are they know they are naked with nipples with nevels. Nice Nepal's everything here has never and will they come in different colors to. What do you mean everything? Here has sniffles does it. That look like show your boobs on them. Okay there's a remote control that are that are hits. Oh like a television remote control. It's a it's a big breasted torso. Okay fuck me silly doll. Sort of yeah. But every time you press the button the bathing suits wearing comes off like nipples and Coochie. Those pens that you flip upside down and the non turns into a stripper. Exactly Nice you can get a mouse pad that the boobs are of anime checks and the mouse had the risks rest are Jelly titties. I've said pretty. I've considered US teams cakes with Ted Strangely balls with tits if even a BOOB radio you can get a topper for your beer. Can Kitty say twice boob Stress Reliever tits? That's Cherry. That's stress relievers. To begin with that's true you can get a hot water bottle titties on him. You can get a beer bong the nipple. You can use the breast shower dispenser where you can put soap. In in the KITTIES shitty mouse we could do roll motif. Booby everything the titty room. This is my better sounding that cave and then you know what I'm saying. You could even get one of those giant fucking like love sack beanbag chairs the bagels and make it look like in two big old fucking shit and then that's like the bed in the room. Well I'm talking like tit over like T- wallpaper I. I just liked the idea that it sounds better than a man cave because a man cave is pretty homoerotic sounding to me city tavern Chitty Chitty Tavern. Our call him. I don't know what you say cave instead of better. I don't remember what I said. Oh my God all right. We're up by turn off the music quake license through my head. Housego blurry such a weird song. I don't even know what is that aren't even know where that came from. The person didn't seem to begin. She okay famous last way really raise microphone failure share and that's all right. Okay so a fun show sure. People love chaos but yes. Yeah so I kind of want to explain. What the whole opening GIG was. We see. I had a beat. The clock mishap now for those of us that don't know. Sometimes we've talked about it a couple times like little bit quote mishap. I like to play a little game with myself sometimes called. I like this beat the clock thing where I know. He's going to be home soon. But I don't really know when so. I'll kind of judge if it's getting late. I'm like And I might have been watching porn or whatever but I will go into the bedroom and I will start to rub one out and you know. Try to have an orgasm before he comes home. No Way to masturbate until shortly before you think I'll be home. Yeah it's Obviously this is what's happening to try to beat the clock so the hallways fail. Sometimes you do horribly well like the other day Jay. Usually I just have the body worn out and just kind of on the corner of the bed staring at the like the little crack in the windows seeing if he come up and then on because then it takes beauty game. He's out thrilled. It'll aware need to thrilled. It'll so so the other day I had the fuck machine setup and not really. I don't usually have the big setup skews a little dry so so so I was going to town and then I kinda and then I heard the keys start to jiggle at I kinda Zig zagged anyway with whatever I got.

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I got a little injury on the injury. That's what we're calling a clam task. You injured yourself when you got startled. Yeah this yeah. I'm better now. You did not. Of course you didn't tell me 'cause you know they tell you because you know you know ripped the skin right by my cl- it with a three D. trying to thrill I wore as you always. I'll walk through the door and I'll be like go I'll go. Hey Sally and you'll you'll be in the bedroom and I can't see I have no idea what you're doing and you always come flying out of the Badger like shred saying like your shiny from sweat. Hi honey here. How early what's going on and you know for half a second I. She bagged the neighbor. And while there's only one way out and upstate from really good luck with tat so but I know immediately you have that fucking you have that look like I was just fucking my shelf where the fuck machine and my body wanted. Same time when you walked in. I had a lot of Shinko at odd. And I kinda how how the outlets are and how the the remote control is only a couple of ways like places. I can set it up to where it will reach where I needed so where I can work at myself. It's right there in front of the door. It's right yeah. It's right in front of the bedroom door so at the moment I was Kinda had I pretty much had my ass pointed right out the door because I was going back to excess leading across the bed With my friend I was facing the bed like leaning on the end of the bed while this thing was set up behind me and just so if you WANNA walk through even like hey never let her off the hook for what he did there. That's it down. Oh no you. Weren't you swelling? Pussy Yati actually. No that was the neighbor was Hispanic smelly a little ride. It is oh can air freshener. Good God that's gross. It's a it's a new set from Wick Magma air-freighter Dick even have it in the wisps. You're at your assent fucking person. Yeah but sorry. There's certain smells I really don't want my nose okay. It's kind of like like earing funk. Okay you're saying fuck is is a different category of oddness. Piercing funk is yeah just stay away from them if you know everybody knows little known. Fact destruct Oh yeah murder face again. Oh now again this order face. I can't I can't think that this is real. It just kind of made me funny. But I'm GonNa let you AL posted the article. But it's about they're saying that no. I'M GONNA post read it but like Osha. They prompted They're trying to say that. Strippers have to wear helmets after that chick twenty four. That's that's just that's what they're saying like oh saved. Dippers SAY WELCOME TO CONES. That can be a real thing. It can't be allow that like city city officials. Could you imagine the city council voting on that? You know what I mean like. How am I gonNA go see bubbles with a helmet flipside though they can start hiring some of the mentally disabled schiffer's that they couldn't hire before because they didn't have the right? Look now they can have them and you will. You'll never know welcome to safety. Strippers where where. We've got great specials. Regular ones yeah. I'm not right okay okay. You're funny not funny to me. I can't believe you. I know I'm such an asshole. Really really an Aso work on a Sitcom I'm back around again is that There's a Dildo.

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It's an alien Dick and you. Can you make these like gelatin? Eggs jeter and put it in there and it lays eggs. Because you've been obsessed with this thing for fucking years. We've talked about it for a long time back around. Any product can inject alien eggs up. Somebody's the orifice of your choice and it literally looks like something out of a Geiger fucking A exhibit. Yeah and you know what I mean. Aluminum I love. It's all slimy and sticky looking him out right up right up right in whatever you shoved it in whatever you want to get in the you can make them out of melt away gelatin and shit so it's perfect for different flavors exact way. I want to key Lima. Pawsey suppository please thank you. I hate fakey. Live deer something in an after dinner mints. That would be lovely. We got eight will do to induce deuce Katie Rich. How do you Douche light? They're gonNA have a special truffle butter bloody Mary. That's the only one thousand miles between only people are doing it now. They're making Jello shots for party in their eggs egg jello shot after up there whatever. Yeah some of them are putting it in their ass and some of them are just doing it through the mouth. Ooh She could go right well. Then that way you could just have like the freak show action you know. Yeah so they go to In just out have four please. Or if you're bent over someone is shoving it in your ass and laying egger too. And then you sit there and it absorbs to your parties are. Wouldn't you like well if everybody's doing anal suppositories? I mean I'll go check it out. I'm not GonNa have any but obviously you're gonNA need a fucking Lou ban side pack. You need a Lubar. We got the fluffer bunny over here over here. Here's the thing you don't want to have somebody read it around with the alien fucking egg ask injector you know what? I mean and have him all shed face to. He's like four eggs down. Do you really want him work. In the end of that thing you know what I mean. You're not responsible. Egg Layer. How many was to we gave her. I don't really remember David. Steve Bruce The fucking egg player again party last year ally. Lot Okay. So it's so funny it's funny. I don't care I know I know we. I know I know funkier. Some people think I'm funny and they're not just special. I'm not a local park near us that they had to close the end of rub off an area that taper it off because there was a large number of horny snakes or it was fucking snake orgy. It was a massive number of mating. Balls ball of of snake. Fuck bollocks bollocks nick all twisted around together you can't tell what's up or down right just like a seething fucking pile of snakes sex inches. That's what they said that there was. There was one portion where it looked like that. That snake pit scene from Indiana Jones. They had fucking dead. Children ran away in horror and purchasing here and then the other day we're fucking. I'm watching a tenth planet. Jiu Jitsu and they're having Jujitsu matches and it's it's snakes walking that is what's going on in Jujitsu. I figured it out. I know what's happening now. Well I put I put out a tweet and actually tag jet rugged and Jimmy Smith in it. Oh yeah well you can't you can't tell what the fuck is going. You like. There's an elbow wrap it around and arm. You can't. Where does that do to arm go? Where is he not to like you? He dislocated put it behind. His head. Limbs are not where you expect limbs to me and their lake nine. We'll be fucking nodded together. Like sometimes they actually need assistance to get flipped over to untangle which is really strange fucking snake turtle with a little bit of Frog in there very hopeful.

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Roddick names for everything. Oh Yeah I know. It's great if I could love it. That's how I ended up getting into like watching and shit like that like fighting so my this is like a lot of this is very homoerotic and until you start to bleed and then I will. You be sexy. You can have your own little side story going on mentally as to what was going on mentally. I'm very vocal about it. I'm like Oh Yeah Daddy. I don't know when you don't know and you would watch. You have see stuff all the time. As long as I did the commentary in and pornographic of fashion tuskada sheriff. Then you were all into a few times because I know that because you wanted to go see the fights and you knew is fucking bored so a we will go to the bar. Yeah and MB. You whisper dirty things to me and I'm like better entertaining to me now so now like anytime. I see Shit like dad like I associated with again ground of how full mouth baby going full fucking mountain sweaty masses. A man meet rolling around on each other full mouth baby. It's fucking full mouth carefully caused people to have an easy over there Casanare. Who is GONNA have an accident? And besides you and you'll be listening to it on the road somewhere. Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute that works everybody. You need a new trick for everybody. You can't use the same tricks over. And over. You have to customize trickery are you the poon slayer I wish you can tell me i. There's no way shape or form. I cool it up to me. The fuck it puts layer. I saw someone out the different mean to to I was going to grab it will. Exactly you're not the only one that seem to fucking Poon slayer that's right to worldwide all over the Internet Katie. I'm getting famous. I am Outta here for the week. Already yeah go different early now zig zag a minute that half a least already fucking why are you going to short the fucking audience for going to start your shorting them? It's because you're all high and you would like to get a snack of some sort something salty but maybe something. I know you're almost to work right now. And you're pulling again and you need another minute but I'm not gonNA give it to you fuck off. We will call you blue ball. You're all now blue all listeners. Don't tell anyone that I'm the Blue Hill. Everybody I wanted to making big Old Snow Dixon. Pinballs blue so what if it snowed here. Okay am I see now? You don't you feel better how I feel and gave them the entire Dick us. The tip at balls deep baby did balls deep all up in your goal. Mouths round in how? Oh Boy Oh my God all right everybody you can find me on all social media shit just because Katie radio all of my links will pop up even some new republic there too. So you don't have to go searching sweetheart out anyway Yeah that's it that's all I got for whatever Okay brick wall has been anyway. I'm out so yeah I like Tacos and buddy does.