Kinky Katie's World #293 Dick Fingers

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The following program contains adult content Kraz language of sexual manner completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things. You'll wish you could une here. If you are under the age of ten easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality please turn us off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day because I was fucking Shit. Atr Only God shrewdly. Katie's ruled in ten nine eight seven six. Three Katie's starts now to trust. You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you come on Elmo Dory and now live from rule thirty four studio I bring you a girl who is also known as Lady Poon Flare your host the one the only can key kitty? Oh hello and welcome to the show. He is number two ninety three either. Host can Katie with me as my best friend in the whole world at my favorite. Let's cover fucked toy. Mr Do we are coming to you live from RAZZ RADIO DOT COM CA PEAKING DOT COM and Radio. Chaos dot net as. We gotTa have tons of fun show for you tonight as well as the announcement of the winner and the winner of the autograph. Dvd A disk service to the Naked Dead Nigger Dad Fun stuff from around the Web and also our unique take on the topics. My goodness was having a stroke. Yellow Vassmo Coast Burton toes taste homes for some reason what's going on? I need one of those Meth Muffler. Those it's a it's a it's a reference to show. I'm not eating meth. Muffins doesn't matter. It's not really mad. He just tell me it is rock candy. I noticed looks like breaking bad man. I'm still trying to figure out what you're talking about now. Sorry I got lost a little while. Yeah you turn left somewhere and I just kept straight. I don't know what happened. I went down the wrong u-turn. Lame Auburndale you U-TURN. From the right lane four Lane Road Auburndale that has multiple painted arrows. Pointing back at you I am I did I fuck up. What happened here. Yeah and then I kind of. I think I offended some people because as we were leaving the restaurant with our breakfast I opened the door and it was fucking freezing and I was like really loud and I'm just like a ship kids and old people come in town. Jesus Christ like Dad Tears. They're right about that really. Yeah okay so Hussy what. What does that mean Hussy really and why is that a derogatory term really snobby? But I'm not is okay. What is the Hussy anyway to even know how it's defined they? She's a promiscuous Trashy young lady. Well well well. You're not just say well. The young part really worth. I am a proper whatever if the way you were than around at all worked out okay. C. C. Daisy. You as there's an aspirin that seat of value and I do think it's funny to like you guys. You don't don't marry sluts ladies. Okay some guys some guys they're afraid to hop on the bucking.

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Brock is just hang on. That's all you gotta do. Don't be a Pussy Griffin Ribbit ribbit. Ariffin Vance right but also you get into Greece or up and let it ride cry. Because that's what happened a lot of times they just run away and cry well anyway okay. Yesterday was Valentine's Day and today is is a big spike in the sale of Plan B. Everything's going well. Yala doing Roger Dog because the analysts usually birthdays walking right past knitting needle. Just you're just GONNA walk out. Covered Them A. I don't want to let the secret out as we go to be doing practicing my needlework. Don't want to the Christians. Come and take it from. Us prized possession. This was handed down from innovation. My Grandmother's mother and her mother's had the same routine neutral of life. Really well well have. They were passed down you know. Obviously she had a kid at some way. Okay it's only a ten percent success rate really needle. Whatever people don't know what the fuck we're talking about is IT I. I WanNa talk about this guy who still obsesses my fucking pee on twitter. Get it like really indicating no. He's very independent a little. But I didn't hear from him for a week. Okay so I was owed week for you some Mike Okay. He's like gone. You know better than that better. I usually if they're bold enough to speak to somebody wanting there he and and really are going after going after it. They're not going to be deterred so easily. Well because the thing is too is I think he got in trouble on twitter because now what he sends me messages. They're a bit more explicit but he space is p like in space than an e really. Yes so I think maybe he got in trouble for something and now he's like. Esta well to lick all of your P. Your from your Steve. It gets you graphic than that to atticus fucking twitter policy. No idea don't see why would be. I can post squirting. But you can't tell some chick you on him sucking your anger purpose for the tap and you know for sure you never share. He's he's in a foreign country he just. He thinks that's the way it is but maybe belly. It could be Steve. From accounting foreigner or he wants somebody to think he's a foreigner I don O. Droopy Foreskin. Oh very movie uncut. I saw very disturbing picture. It was it was terrible. Sorry guys I sorry I had to do it. Even got the chills doing that now. There is two pictures side by side. It looked like a bouquet of uncut Dick's uncut deck. Get Jack and then next to it was a flip flop but instead of toes it was a nut sack okay. Okay like a four foot in flip flops. But it was. It was an attack. Okay now don't try to imagine this now. The question is they said. Would you rather have Dick's fingers or balls for toes fingers? It's not expert fingers all day long. That's not that's not even a real question. Actually have that. Edward Edward Edward Peanut sample. I'm just saying I you know right away. You've increased my bankability now especially orgasm out of all ten. Dick's Ou know what I'm saying. Task Hands masturbating. I would literally be like the New Messiah. You know what I mean I. Could you like jazz? Hands and church flap in my truck. Yes scores court. That's right he's he's he's you know there's some there's some people who would like especially in some foreign countries ape shit over Dick Fingers. Yeah you know Yeah Jazz Dick. Fingers this I could bang like. I don't know what eleven eleven eleven things I could bank at once. They'd have to have really close out the fucking how bigger my finger decks by the way are we talking? Are we doing Manchego a finger day average average average average finger average deck tech? Okay so like can we go a little bit? Can we just go the same size as my we'll just because it's all day so really just all my well do all my? How do we arrange all these people so I can get a deck in each hole? Dvd Oh I just go off.

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Yeah that takes care of four. That's four five Mike. Do maybe two miles to six and seven okay and then my Dick Dick Seven. That makes seven this one two three four five six seven. Look Look Double Double Shocker. Right that's four and four. That's in two different chicks eight. Yes boom all I got. His two thumbs laughed eleven. And my regular gig normal tack. We call it. It's it's weird mutant fucking math. We call a we call him solo normally Dick and I have my thumbs so to chew people. I'm going to say sucking the thumb Dick's then anything we want on the normal Dick how I could. We got it. I want to what one two three four five? That's five girls at once Penn trading. Yes the first I two of them right. Wow Stretch Armstrong. Wow like the sound of the fingers. That's the initiation when you get into the team. Who would want ball feet? You're jammed. Bang my fucking toe on things and broke like busted my toe. I would be so fucking dead. I think I've had 007 from the old day. Old School Fetish parties would be all about ball feet. Oh yeah he'd be about it. Yeah who who lost his testes and ABM accident was really into testicle torture so yeah he would love ball feet he would`ve. I won't take fingers. We need to make this having what are you. What country do you think we need to go to like? Do take fingers of Mexico Mexico Really Guatemala. We have we have contacted do Guatemalans. I would almost guarantee that. They are uncircumcised no. No I'm going to a memorial immediately and getting my Dick Fingers fucking circumcised. I don't WanNa how the fuck am I gonNa Clean Shmegegge when I have all I have is Dick's fingers? I just be wiping Shmegegge MAG. Oh no little section to get the to the oil immediately. So yes I have a whole blast you ramming. That needs to be done here less you. My fingers need some action off top there. Everybody I shook hands with would be like crap Mike Dix. I get a stroke by takes would be everywhere. They would literally be on every doorknob everything that everybody and they couldn't blame me. And so sh yeah and you put your two lips and there's no way anybody could possibly fucking blame me. You know what I mean because you can't help Dick for really. What are you fucking discriminating against Dick figure? I mean I can't help. You can have a loss. I can't help it if I were to Mexico and had Dick's installed on my fingers circumcised. It's not my fault that happened. No but I need to be fucking I need to be guaranteed my rights under my rights. They're going to have to have a whole new category for you. Well it's in the plus. I would definitely dairy cow. Identify identifies Dick Finger. Plus THE PLUS. Go on tour. And here's Dick Fingers. And then how many of them do I Tattoo Tattoo? All of them right like nails on us. It looks like you've got fingernail show. I think zinc fingers. They need to express their like. They're out and they're my fingers so I don't I don't WanNa. I don't want my Dick's to be fingers. What my Dixie. We Dick's but I want them in place. My fingers. Yeah. Why did you give me all excited? About how the tech fingers and it was the point of that. You're came out that take about a cool. That would have Dick Fingers. I would get to go to over in touch over. It was my Dick Fingers. I could go to touch trump with my dick fingers. Yeah Oh yeah guess. It's good that you don't wear contacts. Why how would you put the fucking contacts with Dick Fingers? I would need an assistant and you know how many assistance I would have like ten one for each tick. So me ask you this to. I could give jake to each girl and say this is your Personal Dick. Would you fuck yourself in the bite? You what would I do that Dick Fingers you know like did like a little who okay like.

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I have to reach around far enough to get my cock while not wrecked right hand. No but I got to be able to reach around far enough and then and then that far past my asshole in reach it back in you know what I mean. I don't think my arms Katie. I'm sorry if you think about it. Think about all right. Oh No that's what I fucked up the ass with my own Dick Lingers Katie. First of all first of all I fucking open doors with those fingers can't be those Dick Fingers up my own ass. You have to put up analysis. That's what I'm saying. Just insanitary exactly. You are not a heathen. Thank You Gentlemen. Cocky yourself good. It's a baby shower bitches. I got a ten shot. Oh my God eleven shot move over Peter North. What do you do for a living? I'm a massage therapist. Dick's all those like this. You know how many how many creepy groupies would come around for fingers. Kalt there would be a fucking Dick figure called no doubt no doubt and you know it. They probably be banned festival so that they have. Here's a headline or just like as an opening no and the worst part is everybody who did not want to be around. Two fingers would absolutely hate me and want me to tie. They would want to cut off my fingers. I just think that Dick Finger should die at least wear some gloves or something. It's not Christian. It's either that or the band. Dick figgers could open up for playing Portland next week fosters knuckles. Get your tickets. Now Dr People used to play this party game is called Poor Pussy Pussy Porpoise Z. We've lost control quicker. Sent you a chest. That's all you can think about your your thinking you know. That's a really good idea. Honey we need to be fucking life changing. It's the cartoon Dick Fingers at Ely. I play everyone would sit in a circle and the chosen poor pussy would stand in the center or meal and then poor pussy would would would squad down in front of the person and meow three times and then that person says poor pussy without laughing and if they laugh then they become the pussy. Those rules humiliating really. Yeah and BUTT NAKED. Well of course you okay. Well thank you like someone has a leash around around the dudes nuts and he's on all four. You can lose your La and you could just talk. Us talking about okay. If you're being responsive okay Dell tiny thing that'll get super tight and completely pop off your fucking testicles not harnesses unleashes specifically for talking. I would be careful that loss Israel we know a guy named tug her poked out him. You didn't you focus on. How did you tug tug of? Oh my God I'm having fun. Glad you are. You're having having fun dog over. Maybe anyway there's a man's Dick Rats after he got it stuck in a metal pipe for five days before finally going to a Thai hospital for help but only when the pain became too much. Titans don't like their tax. No apparently they don't or to other Dick's well. This is twenty twenty one year old Thai guy and recall it okay. Guy Hey. Tiger Tiger Tiger win sure. Yeah that's like Smith. Who is it yeah it is well? He made it out to Thailand I.

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It's probably an entirely different country. But you know they tell me the idea. Tell me well. Well people surprise me. Let me listen to you. China like get the fuck out I know like I don't see it's weird because I never see numbers from China. Like like test is getting is getting a little twitchy. They're not giving us the number of having. There's no way there's supposed to be listening to us. I would imagine. There's no way there's no way we get by fucking. What do you think Chinese interpreters would have to do to like? Try to figure. Try to explain what we're talking like. How do you explain to your superiors fingers? How's that happen or you figure all well my voice would look at your voice and say are they talking about people living in her Pussy. Does she rent them out of the Japanese visiting? That's a good side hustle. We got going on rent out rent. Patch could be something you know. What are we talking about again? I don't know Dick. The Guy Guy. He made he okay. Dick he made he made a do it yourself sex toy from from a sock and a metal pipe or he didn't. He didn't say this time that he fell it. No no no. He stuffed a sock inside the pipe. I yeah yeah like a super hard pipe. Yeah but like. He's making his own fucking flashlight. That's right yeah yeah if you guys don't fucking is yeah we call it a fragile LEHTO. Anyway he tried differ lubricants and solvents to get himself free but after five days he had to go get medical attention because they said the pain was excruciating. I like how you wait that long. Look nobody tickle. Come out and know it'll come out. I swear once it falls off by Dick. Welcome out of that thing. They said he just like after he climb like fucking came inside the sock he couldn't. He was stuck Gore gorged. That's like having a cock ring. That's a COCKATOO. You you you don't do that. I mean you can but when you're take walls off we are going to laugh at you. I'm GonNa tell you right now. We're GONNA laugh at you because you had a choice. Nobody made you fucked up. Pipe still fucked up fucked up. Pipe dirty pipe fucker. Well he was they. They said that they used over. Twenty five blades to slice through the fucking thing and to get it off of him and he says dig was already swollen but it just kinda got a little worse he got the teeny bit a couple of Knicks Gig up now but now not happen. Well very disappointed at said that this is the blood can return back. The head of his Dick started to charter to Rod. So armee he's going to have a couple of scars they're going they're gonNA stick Yeah let's LET'S HOPE. You had a big jake tie in you know. There's there's a chance you had a big tech there never know. Maybe I mean you know we could happen could happen. Maybe maybe he's you know junction although in in Cedar Rapids Iowa. There's there's A. There's someone called the Blue Ball bandit. He has strikes again. Yeah he's he's been going to people's yards and stuff and making big huge snow. Dick's painting the balls blue. Did we had snow tick person that was doing snow? Dex that must be a popular thing and snow-bearing places. Now it is Snow Dick so yeah. They haven't everywhere. Yes yes I. Will you go social media? You don't fucking Snow Dick's don't I? Don't I just don't and it just hanging around places where there's heavy snowing going on? It just sounds like no kidding. Well it's almost like that thing when you know the people who live whoever. The fog had a comedy bit about people. Live in places that there's no food watches fucking move somewhere where they're fucking food. You know what I mean like you live in a place where it's fucking frozen outside and if you're out there you will die. Why don't you move somewhere where you won't fucking die? Would I have launched in North Dakota just saying and love a win? The wind hurts my face. You will die outside if just left out there naked. You are locked in an hour and a half. They did that. Negative freight where they've stuck somewhere but it was cold and snowy cute asked to have acute. I loved perv out to naked and afraid do well. I know. And it's all about the chicks Asif to check as acute ask.

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I will watch episode. That's very true to or if there's a big blur around the Boob area. I can't imagine Dingley fucking I can sort of. See a silhouette bit. It looks dark. Cameraman gator bit over. That's all I could tell all. Let's see that Swang utter butter baby. Yeah you know. Somebody's fucking jerking off to that like there. There are some editing crew with all of that footage getting off. Fuck it naked and afraid you jane sure is probably like illumine. Audie fucking common porn. You Know Lumina common for naked people trying to survive thing. We need to be hunting them. They like to lady goat view while they're picking their guts out. Oh yeah say it's like it's like what are their stress dolls. When you squeeze into is say Rasoul interpose could wind sock in Little Red Legged Squad. Maybe maybe child inside pro tell s sick. How dare you sick fucker route? Four before we go to whatever SORTA roll thirty four. I WanNa i WanNa talk about something that I saw the other night while I was on my way to the bank. I love it. I need to know this person and I said I cannot believe. I'm fucking zing in this and I was able to. Please don't let the lighter real quick whipped up by phone and I zoomed in Grad picture. There is this red pickup truck those kind of lifted a little bit and on the back window this way before you say this. This is a beautiful Tampa Bay Florida Florida and then the most Florida is part of Florida. As far as the Florida man stories. We're in the Bible Belt of the Florida bad stories like they happen in this whole central. Florida swath typically shipping lease. So now. You're red truck that you saw now. The red check that I saw the entire back window was a confederate flag in front of that. The entire like an arched back glass. It said in drippy Fond Poon slayer node layer. Bit I get a pinch Yo scold Peut slayer codes layers Katie. That-that's all about my fish. That's my favorite fish elect eats. Let's see taste. Like maybe. Now that Javanese tune in either talking about American White Fish Bass reminds me of my aunt hour so if anybody here knows the Poon slayer we wanNA talk to him. We want to get a shot. I WANNA MEET HIM TO SLAYER fucking questions. Really not only is he. The slater road his driving around telling everybody. Hey I am the mother fucking Poon slayer it's like brother of the pussy wagon. He likes to party. Oh God Poon slayer. He likes to layer. I don't know I know how to grabbing hair terrible. That's like that's like when you jump up to slam dunk and you realize I don't even have the ball ball go wave at someone who's waving and they're waving at you okay. It's like it's like trying to pick the glass out of your hair and all you have. Is Dick Fingers going back to that? There's a lot of shit that you wouldn't be able to do or you got to be careful about ten assistance. Okay I would have ten. Asian assistance obviously came A. But let me ask you this. I guess you wouldn't. I was thinking I. Would you sign simultaneously? Come out of all of your dicks. This is what we need to find out. Watch those all go. I hope they all go independently. Whatever they feel like going like I always have eleven in the chamber. Imagine that that's a lot of Jisr. That's why I need ten assistance. Now you're getting it. We can't do this alone like it takes a village to raise Dick Fingers see.

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We'll just open up a sperm bank. We'll you know what a whole this incorporates. What am I fucking one of the things that I wanted to kind of that I watch a little? I hope that we could open up a sperm bank and I could just likes Jappie down and I could put on like milk. Butter milkers to your fingers. Did you not hear Joaquin Phoenix and the Bar Bertie? Now did we put the cows. Are you saying you're GONNA put Dick Finger through the same thing? What yeah because I watched that porn? Seen a couple of those barnes and they're really thinking what would you sucker volume forgetting is? Obviously if I'm Dick Fingers walking is my buddy whenever we're POWs. He is not going to allow fucking so sick. Pita on me. Suckers are going to be on my fingers. I Have Asian fucking attack staff. That will fuck you up. They will fuck. You are Ninja squad founding and then just quiet and oh that's right. I know you're has to push the shocker to their feet. That's right well. They know how they can walk on water but anyway back to the Putin slayer now. Why another reason why we're talking about this. I had posted the picture on facebook and everyone is just kind of like having a habit a laugh at it. Whatever and this guy is like why? Are you putting this man on trial? Why why why are you making it? Why are you turning him into into someone evil? He's an innocent man will sit APU. Apu is a type of fish in case you didn't know Mike now I didn't know and I said what am I you know I I said. Apparently you're you're clearly offended by something and I said I said I don't know. Was it the look what I saw or was it work of the floor and apart or was it? The this is real part is it? My all I said was look what I saw my way to the bank. This is real welcome to Florida. Yeah exactly I think. He's very factual really. But I can't believe well I mean obviously if you have poon slayer on the back of your fucking Red Ford Pickup. Like you want people to know that you slay the motherfucking. Poon. We'll see that's the thing too. 'cause I said you know. Apparently this person is extremely Y- The double entendre. But then then I said I was going to explain what double entendre me's but I didn't want to insult your intelligence won't talk down to you there buddy but I think you probably look it up but like my reaction is the person put. Poon slayer on the back of his truck. My reaction to it is the exact reaction he is looking for. Exactly somebody looking to laugh it goes that is mother fucking funny. Didn't want to attract attention and get people talking you wouldn't do. Diet Poon slayer she big four by four truck exact player. Poon slayer though. He's The motherfucking. Who's there so we have pool and slay all had we would be like a powered team it would be. We would definitely have our own marvel series tepidly. Oh yes dick fingers and Boone's yeah. No that's right and they would have to call Kevin Smith. They would think we were. We were gay just like Bert Ernie but we really weren't because we have agreement with CK. Do we have our own Asian. Assassins and a sister all female. That's right all female because you guys. I got eleven decks Katie. I need to spread that around. Apparently I have one day care. They need to read it around. How do you think I would feel eleven of them see slamming? You're digging a drawer. You have a wet dream. I'm like Jesus Christ. We did another matches and also through line wide. Get your ass here. Line two three with you. Oh my God if you guys are kind of new to this and you don't know who line one is Going deep that's a deep cut. That is the talk we we have had to talk about lying one before. No I know we have okay. I don't know though line one now. Now now line one was a was an assistant that worked for my father.

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That was her name her name. Her name was line one. I one lie one nine one. Her husband's name ready for not. Now it was just like that now. Now can I tell you and she oh my God. She went by like Janet or something she. She went by a complete normal. Oh my God get confused in the Office for Katie. Because I was the office manager well so it would be. There's a Mrs Strickland's online one and line what it'd be like what what you want. Katie no no. There's a phone call online okay. I have a phone call. No not there is a phone call on line one and I had no freaking idea. What her real name was because she was yeah she total American H. He was always confused situation. I couldn't understand it now. We're talking my father and then I mean David. This was all the first week she started. When when she got the paychecks. I was looking I said. How do you pronounce your name? She's I wa I was like. Oh my God. Oh my God absolved the telephone issue and then little later is when I found out her husband's name and I fucking floor. I called. Ceo like this. Well it's just weird. How other languages sound like different things to two people and other languages I now just goes to show. I know anyway squarely say I'm going to go into an episode of rule thirty four and when we come back we're gonNA have a New tits man. And we'll talk about a chick that had an accident also GonNa get to the winner of the contest. So we'll be back at some fun. Yum Yum time bullet basically and refreshing snack eighty percent of women that can't orgasm through Pity which is Java to get a little a clinical but digging your zied lot like this eighty percent of women can't come that way and somebody better. Hey you guys don't have to fuck out if that doesn't happen and it doesn't mean that he's doing a bad job or she's doing up to whatever that he's doing job. It just doesn't happen that way. You need a little something else. Go on like your ass then something in your bus. Seven up definitely vibrating on your button. Fix A lot of times. You like to eat fish out simultaneously with play like a simultaneous fisher breath. Play action is kind of your favorite. Well everything is going on until you almost pass out backdoor hack. I saw Yeah you're right that's totally you. Don't worry you could do that. Fellows DORY GO AHEAD. Give that a shot. Let's see how many things you could pat rub at the same time machine fun and not get in the way say that Anal Hook does look rather and welcome back to you. Tk's world razz radio. Live Dot Com. Pk Eighty radio. Dot Com radio. Cast Jadan head. Oh my goodness gracious me on twitter at Kinky Katie Radio Katie Radio Dot com can you Katie radio DOT COM and facebook bookie Giddy Radio Bette Life F. E. T. L. I f. e. dot com and Yeah or Google may cause yeah going on my overall Hollowell pretty sexy crashing.

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Spank MEG MATERIAL. For you're right. They're back I feel I feel like a Like a German person and it's very European club very European good. Oh God sure ruined exactly cutting edge cutting edge. Hey everybody said we are going to the premiere of wd. Dead in the morning tomorrow. I should know Rodway Franchises confused. That's okay okay. This is a different franchise. Yeah Oh this is the booby movie. Guess Okay it's your best role really. I think great. I haven't even seen it. I know already your Best Role. I gotTa Love It. Yeah well it's your. It's your boobs. Boobs are in a movie with with No. We don't want all my moving at least we'd unless you got cut we don't know if you got caught that's probably. I don't know we don't know your tits might have gotten cut. Maybe why would they have us? Go there if you're Scott. Cut Exact later tits are in the movie. Yeah he Have you ever heard of the dirty? Chewbacca this is a girl this one girl is dethroning you. You Pinch her nipples right as come. She screams spared with a warm liquid and Dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to Chewbacca growls. There you go ask. That is your dirty dirty. Hey Baby Oh my God you want to know what it looks like shape out. Worke like a hairless she walla Walla. Really little it's surprising. You'd think they'd be bigger weird. Terry gangly very strange doctor who he thinks I will leave it all right. We're going to your favorite segment. Jesus Christ she fucking saw me fucking looking the other way too and on the news talk. It's time once again for fucking dope literally watched me. I did watch you do anything I can go grab. Go grab for something so I could make maneuver in time to make me look bad. Oh my God i. I know you're playing. Hey this is a real radio show. I know that disclaimer. You sound like a real show. I can't even believe how many times are you hear. That was not really does whatever but this makes me feel good though. Okay okay getting back to what the fuck we're talking about. This is something that I understand that. Some girls have to go through when they're in show business shit but it really sucks to have to do it. They'll do you now. This breast binding a gotTa bind them up and Maisy Williams check From game of thrones the What this fake no name. No name the fuck was her name. Oh yes The one the our area Aria was she had a fucking. They made her behind her boobs right because it took them so long to write it right. Yeah so I mean and it feels shameful sucked way we you know. I don't buy that because you basically you had to look young. That's why you had to look like you were prepubescent acid. And then she got nothing to do with. They were binding them because they liked the look. It was because you were playing a younger character. You were growing out of your fucking row. You numb tarred. They weren't fucking hating on your boobs. They were hate on your age. Being age discriminated. You weren't being discriminated. That's what you don't understand now. So anyway. That's your dad. I've just feel bad and she had to bind her boobs and Judy Garland had to buy her boobs. A couple of other people share because they just started up to buy their boobs. Yeah we WANNA look at ten year old boobs. Don't if you do you need to seek help and you need to go on a list you please. Hey often anyway.

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Moving onto something else. Florida's actually ranked number one for for dating really number one st for data weird. I have some into that fucking statistic. Deity never wanted dating due to one key factor. What's that we are the fucking home of the mother fucking Poon Slayer boot slayer lives in Florida bitches? So you know right away number one number one in fucking dating Katie directly because he is like the fucking Kobe Bryant of Poon Slang. Hey too soon. Oh boy I. What is wrong with saying that? He's the Kobe Bryant of Poon Slang. Nothing wrong with that or offensive will chamberlain. Oh Okay but you know I mean he. He's he's definitely a great but it's the greatest high with number one draft pick overall when he was eighteen years old slaying poon. I also had someone comment on it. They said teen easy there. Man Leave some food for the rest of us. There's there's other ones that didn't it's funny. I feel like he has his own troubadour. That goes around and sings songs of his fucking glory. Instead of toss according to Your witcher slayer slaying apple. Slayer he wants. Went up around the Glenn fucking Pussy still yet Kuntsler. They're going to make a Broadway musical about from Hamilton's bad remember names reference right there. Len Wa while something Noriega Manuel I Dunno okay. We're cultured or from Florida. Herat homer the poon slur I wanted to vanity plate now or a sticker home of the I mean. Obviously we need to get it on the next ballot like to have that as our new fucking state motto home of the slayer way better in fucking propaganda advertising than Sunshine State. Will they be what it's just like my obviously? Obviously that's what he's talking about fishing assholes. What else would you be talking about the first thing that was tar poon carpet? Maybe I'm pronouncing it wrong man. Dick figures opponents color to dare. You gotta be touching every seat was my Dick's Ohio's number six Ohio's numbers. And what are we talking? What's dating dating? They don't have the player to have the would go to Ohio. Well you know we are going to go to do to do what I have. No other music fuck. Are we going to scare me? What are you doing what's happening here? I think I think it's going to be time to announce the winner of the Katie Radio. Contests Oh yes so little. Rhody a little longer a little a little. Hey what the fuck was that for for. The winter does obvious. Like if you're the winner you want you ladies right. Well yes and this. This person definitely. I'm sure wants to leakey's okay. All right the winner is of the DVD. Stephen Kramer Regal Steve. So you I will be shooting you an email. And we're we're the question. So that's that's where you need to know. How many entries that Stephen. Get to you know Steven got to injuries. Okay correct because that's how worked if you read the fucking rules. Well NO PEOPLE DIDN'T. They didn't get the answers right well. No I'm just saying you would understand the rules if you read them. That's right all right. Well these are the questions and then I'll tell you the answer is the first one is you you you lift up my top before you play with me. Sometimes people tinkle on me. Okay when I'm flat. You don't WanNa play with me. Okay what am I? I don't know what what is it. I know I'm wrong already. It is a piano. How okay never you never never to piano really get me.

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When I'm naked. You have to finish me when you have to strip me to get me naked. It's hard to get the stain out of my crack. What am I Katie? Furniture Eighty eighty furniture. Okay sure we'll go with furniture. I really don't WanNa refer you said Hardwood floors and shit but it's furniture so sorry you're close but that wasn't the correct answer the one I'm looking for all right end number three usually eat me when I'm still hot. Some people leave me out. I usually tastes salty when I come in your mouth. Oh no what am I see clan. French fries okay. So that was as I'd say none of them are good answers. I mean really apart so I like it. Fine thank you can do the next one. Then you get hey the decks when we give it away flip books yet because we're giving this was a rare. He wanted a DVD. Of Katie's feature. Films my I you know how to say. I know I keep saying that. It's not porn just so you know it's not porn but it's close to more was bored But what I was. GonNa say is fuck. Oh it's not it's not it's not. It's not my first my first horror film and I was thinking because I always forget that I did. We did Areas E on my thirty third birthday we got imdb credit for that one last year. So I don't know if it doesn't count I don't think so you get credit or you don't get credit. I mean it's not that hard to do. Well I've just saying. Imdb or nothing now. A lot of these people have been talking about. I'm sure you've all heard of it and saw this stripper. She fell fifteen feet off a stripper. Pole landed on the and I've seen the video. Like twenty million times landed on her fucking face leg. God Damn Trooper. That she was immediately snapped into her twerk impose on her knees and was I pop bowel. She ended up suffering. A broken jaw a sprained ankles. Lost a couple teeth chipped a couple more. She said that she's She's retarded from stripping now. Yeah well. She's a horrible poll. Take Accident Really I. Oh my God and you'll be able to see the video to haven't seen it when when we post the The links for for this show. I guess I guess the girl with Jerry Curl Position Nicole and right before her. Oh that's what happened. Obviously they got a little fucking juicy nail trail at the top. You know what I mean you you gotTa grip in Joe Cheated Grip Yep feel slick. That's that's kind of bad clam couldn't hold. That's right All right what do you mean? Are you trying to figure out what you'RE GONNA do now? A good time to figure it out since right here right now at this moment. I don't know I might take number five. Seven looks so good shot of why are you fucking say? Why did you make it the meal? That is one one. Fuck disturbing new trend in fast food technology. I don't think that's the right word. But you know you go to fast food places that you're McDonald's Arby's and now when you say like I wanted number five okay and they know what is the meal or the Sandwich I fucking said five. I mean meal. Are You fucking retarded? What is wrong? Why do I have to answer that? What's going on? When did I miss this? When did this happen? I don't know why macy's so grumpy because I don't understand what they're saying. I know you're using me Millard. Said the five. Is it five always a meal? I had to keep IDA show you how to use. The Kiosk got frustrated with me. Just let me do it. You're like no dirt myself. Wanted to smash it. I was really at the Kiosk. I didn't like it. Oh my God you're about to fucking go go if you I know when. Sec gets frustrated and get and get mad and looks like he's GonNa Fuck Him Papa blood vessel in his head. There's a woman working at a store that we had to pick up this morning. And she has waited on us before yes a week ago and she is fucking dumber and clueless boxer ox.

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Yeah Yeah Very Spacey and like has the heavy debris field nothing against that but just very like the sixties were hard on her and you could tell and literally probably the sixties. And you know your. Why did we talk to? Each other was no detail other than other than somebody from the week. Before when you try to pick up something that you order online right you gotta pick it up the week before. Hey it's not here You come back the next week you tell them the same information and I. I can't find it assessment. I said you know I was here last week. I remember you. Yeah you had no problem finding this last week and you remember finding it last week and seek out a flustered. Kinda stresses ICK. Ooh Look at her. I could see you more information to give you lady. All I know is I need to pick up my shit and you have it and I know you haven't in your little magic box because that magic box contain my shit last week but it wasn't here now that it's here find Chit giving my Shit. This he goes looking for this very large object. This tiny little been. I'm like Oh my fucking God and I just walked around the corner and I'm like look there. It is names on it. Can I have that please? Very easy to confuse me lately. Well taken much anymore. Well anyway year again like pissed and I was trying not to laugh because I'm like Oh someone's going to get this place typically. I really nice if I really try hard to be nice to people because I don't look I tried it sound is it doesn't always come out that way but I I try. I try really who boy I wanted to scream and yell about one hundred and I didn't I didn't so we'll go from now from here. You know it was. It was pretty. I was pretty aggressive really at least not. Everybody stopped around us like usual as loud as he actually do. Typically get frustrated and I really start. I go into like a Toronto Type Syndrome. Which is a fucking whore like. That's what happens and I don't really know why but generally most people stop what they're doing and then turn around and look at me and then I feel like I mean they live nineteen eighty something classic movie really fun at Christenings. No like they could tell that I could see them and they could see me and no anyway Anyway we'LL WE'RE GONNA get out of here for the night and for the week. Yes well we've got. We've got a tragedy in me coming out coming up after for sexy. Saturday night could see your sexy Saturday night on radio DOT net. That's radio. Kao Ask. It's not smelled anything like we say and Razz. Radio is rat ass. Ras Right Right. It's really confusing. Not GonNa do it like this faster promoters whatever. Just astor every foamy social media. It's spelled out like an links. I always pose links and shit. So if you can't fuck do it then God help you. I don't know I don't know if that's right anyway kids. Are you going to spoon feed you from all the fingers? Dick Finger really. Well I We're GONNA go so by by our enemies request. I have been putting more places pictures on twitter so at keeping Katie radio. Gusty my snatcher. Hola doc does anybody does.