Kinky Katie's World #292 Alien Tentacle Sex

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The following program contains adult content crabs language of sexual manner completely. The era sensible advice. Along with some things. You'll wish you could une here. If you are under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day cause I was sucking the shit. ATR honest mistake. Katie's ruled in ten nine. The eight seven six three Katie's starts now Al Katie. Are you ready to trust. You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you the story breath and now lie from rural thirty four studio. I bring you a girl with a thousand ways to misuse. Sx Stein inch more host. The one the only Kinky Katie. Hello and welcome to the show. This is Katie's world number two ninety two and we are coming at you live from Rez. Radio DOT COM KINKY HATER DOT COM and radio cast. That sounds like a new Seth Macfarlane movie thousand ways to misuse the DILDO. Thousand die in the West or something. I don't know what exactly anyway I am your your host Kinky Katie. And with me as always is my favorite plus cover fuck toy Mr deeds okay. We have got a fun show for us today. As as well as a brand new tate's man and more stories from around the web tossed about with our special brand of banter like a salad in federal prison. You You yes question mark. It's done it's done with grace. The daintily opposed to state prison. Where you get really Slavi Salad tossing? That's what you're saying. Break out the Grit Jelly ally allies. That's what they called. The aftermath was grape jelly. Oh it's like truffle butter but it voter but in prison really. Yeah you know well if you use butter as Lube and you had sex the the residual melty butter would drip from the asshole to the balls that you could call that truffle butter if you lick lick that part. There's a visual for the first thing. Right off the PUCK and rip. Yeah I know anyway. Yes so we made it back in time to be live tonight. We were going to be. We weren't thinking we were going to live because we were guess where big surprise we're SSU parlor and my arm is leaky. It's really the place to be really and I guess you didn't know I got this really pretty rose just right above my elbow elbow and I've got senator and it's Gooky now that's what as I need to take it off and clean it. Well you can just leave it till tomorrow. Just leave it on God. You're you're not just let it do. Its thing for further night cleaning tomorrow. There you go and then you're ready to rip it's just gross well L. Dot really gross. It's just the way things happen anyway. I really really like it. Okay so I think it's very and I can't wait to get some more. I have a problem you do. I totally there are no. I know I'm right here with you. I'm just I'm just very excited. People if people are are very nice enough to Like yeah we want you to GonNa get you covered. They're not talking about tattoos. Katie really the really not. Hey It's weird that you thought they were sugarbush. What Ho sweet tits okay peaches? He'll it calls to me. I'm telling you that's that's my nickname. New College somebody else to save. Nick Dave Yeah. Let's explain Plano. Quick I was.

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I was very naive. I was kind of wasn't kind of but yeah I would say a lot of time. Yeah and I used to go to this bar. All the time and one of my favorite bartenders used to always call me a and sweep sugarbush. He would call me. Sugar push to. Yeah that was it though so that was one. You're claiming yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah and that you you tell me. No He's Jay cosby show and then maybe a couple years to three years later We happened to be in the bar and you girl comes said he goes. Hey sugarbush. How's it going at your face? You are you ready to claw some items devastator classic. I thought it was good. The thing is entertainment. Well I had had a crush on him for a really long time to just say what she pulled her boobs out by the end of the night according they all do well yeah they all do what what it is like what we have on on people sometimes. Well what we used to the fucking thing things you would. They didn't even have in their mind. The beginning of the united all of a sudden they hanging out drinking for a couple of hours. There there say I say we this Strip club we pick up some fucking blow new. We go back to this fucking person's hot tub and they were all going got a fuck and then we're going to get some more blow how they were going to draw down the keys. I wholly schick calm down a little bit go. Yeah well that's you know. I don't think we're really good influences for a long time. Now don't you saying I know we weren't no negative it. Well it depends on what you mean by good influences. A Lotta people. Dave needed that one experience like they wanted to do stuff day just nobody ever asked them to do the stuff. We asked people to do stuff. What I'm saying is they never they? They wouldn't even talk to somebody about something and by the end of the night. They're working like a dog because they've always wanted to be into probably. I'm not a dog. I'm a seal. I wonder dog. Good all right. Whatever floats your boat there Chikkodi? There's there's his Minnesota man. Oh my Gosh He. He suffered extreme frostbite on his dick after Chai to fuck a snowman. Aw Oh frost. Dad takes a special kind of person to actually focus too. You would have focused one of us. Oh take care it off his face and Chevron the Crotch if you WANNA go like if you wanted up your butt dude or if you WANNA mount it yourself and get like fucking Chap chapped lips pag me for us. They come over and give it to give that high hard one buddy. I'll do you afterwards. Words I've still stayed pure Vegan. I'll fuck your sod hold. It made him aside whole. I'll just patch it up later. Peter Whatever got like frozen his crystals inside the doors part about that is for for sure. That was not the first time that's happened. Net well with him or with that fucking sexy ass no man yes oliver yes exactly. There are definitely people who fuck snubbing routinely and in you know this look gets a reindeer. I mean you you you now. You're thinking about it. You know what I'm talking about you know L. Anytime you sculptures do anytime you think there's not somebody into that immediately. Five people email you you. Hey I'm into that life sliding my Weiner and the ice here's here's some pictures and video of me doing that exact thing that you said. I don't think anybody in the world does us once ends one summer. I was in Hawaii and I got one of those shaved ices at awful God I had dreams about going back to the Italian talion chief taxes are are the most sensual shaved ice deterrence. I have to keep Chevy of my my little black bat of a pussy back because because he's just very interested in something and I don't know what trained fuck and unruly cat. I mean not for nothing I admire the fuck. Fuck it yeah. I don't know what you did to that cat but she does not like pay attention.

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Enemy doesn't pay attention pay attention. It doesn't idea runs rough shot anyway. He does whatever he wants. What's he's trained? Me Or deface does would murder face does and he just gets away with it because he was just okay well let them get away with it too. Don't even start with all my kid and he's your kid that your cat. That's your side your cat. You can't you can't deny that anyway. Let's be pat them like twice a day because you are the water God okay up that anyway. We'll back to this dude who he was found unconscious and it barely had any clothes on and he was in his neighbor's lawns neighbors know and he's like hey taste for you. My sinuses are lot more clear. Now with T. it's a Netti pot. I'm helping you Mad so that caffeine not only did no nuts literally. He was bagging egging his neighbor's. He's GonNa Fuck my own stove man. Fuck they called nine one one after. They said he was drunk. They said there's a drunk lankan naked man with a full erection. Having sex with the snowman on my lawn too weird the he was having like a full election and just a primary. It's really primary season. Well he was his caucus. Oh I know so bad really horrible funds well it was negative to outside and he was wearing boots and a hat that was about it. Focus of stove man and eh it was attempting to keep shoving his dick inside the snowman's mouth but it's no man was the snowman was too tall trying to climb up this fucking snowman naked and so he had extreme frostbite on on his Dick and one of his one of his nuts and on his dick and one of his nut said to be removed. Poor Guy Yeah so he lost. You lost a testicle. Oh the what was he liked it he was he was from here was he was from Florida and he was visiting Ohio. Yeah I love you. It'll of evil. You know where we live in Florida. So we're just saying you're like us. That's working yeah. You're like the north northern equivalent of Florida. No doubt it's all right but both states gets a narcan in their Stocking for Christmas. It's awful. You guys identifies Floridians and you know it. That's the thing put on the drive is identify. Identify Adam special rights. I can have a frozen is an Iguana popsicle in my car. I want to their free. Come get them while they're hot. Well no other Kohl's hot and you gotTa Kill Them. Why do you gotta catch them? I go there. Facile suckers are no my goodness good gracious. There's I've seen I've seen a lot more Not Stuff I've seen. I've seen a a lot more. Oh they're doing it for for men now. It's Valentine's Day gift. Superman okay they have a Salami Bouquet. It really it's like five sticks like big logs of Salami different kinds of Salami and shit and there's a lot of euphemisms said and five dudes over which I take bouquet addicts to like intimidate me into this is what your wife can could be begging. But no she's was you. Just remember that Bob Bob all of these people who said that he wanted a fucker anyway. The crash the bird wanted to mail out you do you like Oh God no please save me. Don't you're not not again holy ship. You're not going to say we are. You know you you gotTa fall down. Sometimes I felt that a lie okay. I'm a baby. giraffe hooker heels at funny sometimes to uh I get back up again though and keep trying and nobody understands exactly what's going on now like we're what we're about a about a two on the ten point centimeter right now.

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The needs were barely coherent. The words we're saying but the way we are raging them really is not you know right now to ABC. Guess kicking in awesome okay. We'll say that we're all right. Well this thing I thought was kind of cute. It is called. It's on the front of its black boxes. I'm nuts for you. The balloir bag no nut rub not rubbing bag balm. It's like getting your wife. Vacuum cleaner is safety. Here's the ball wash. Mom I love balls out rather eat these nuts than ears. Bob Say something. Oh I hate cashews O.. Ate Them. That's so sad. I don't know so basically it's just. It's a good marketing campaign. Yeah how does it work Kim but I also I like. I re tweeted and re tweeted posted on facebook. The whole thing is it's called man crates. Givers that no one has like different. You can do it for like one crate or every three months or every monitor. That's where you keep your dog crate. If he's if he's house trade not house trained you have to keep him in a crate. Well they have quote unquote Manley things for Valentine's Day just for gifts for guys okay. They have There's this one it's a it's a heart and it's made out of concrete and and inside is an inside is a gift card and it comes with safety Google goggles and a hammer and you got a bus it over to get the gift card out well and you know what to get cards. Should be too. It should be to the local strip clubs the area that would be fun. She that would be whereas getting a man crate. And having to like break-up some motherfucking concrete here hoodie. Here's a gift buses concrete up with his hammer. So you can get your Goddamn gift. Here's a chainsaw compares. His big block of ice in the middle is three hundred dollars. A funny money go out and spend it on he did you really make me Bash my way to the center of this as for a two hundred dollar gift certificate to crate and Barrel Shit Crate and Barrel Katie. Really your mother is getting something very interesting interesting story have you ever heard the Amityville vibrator. Yeah it's it's a vibrator they everybody got scared away from because it was possessed by a ghost and nobody can live in this dildo because is it was haunted and it would kill you if you try to live in the Amityville Dildo. You're very very close. You're not you're not living in it though the movie you can look it up. IMDB Yeah Bill Horr no any vibrator oh the vibrator right horror to exactly in Pennsylvania places and I think it's a Pennsylvania. Amish one mennonite that's that's just where facial haircuts on me on your face just not on my lip you you know. Oh as well as I do neither one of us to grow the weird mustache. No I don't either. I don't like it I don't like it either. It just looks like because it's it's really Baffoni. Does my turtle like I turn into like super. Say and dirtball eight just like completes the look. It's way too far like already on the edge of whether it's acceptable. How how white trashy I look you know what I mean I? I wonder line on that. Is that to trailer park. I don't know I don't know the guy your overall. Yeah Yeah Mary Shay. Do I really need that stash on me at the same time really. Oh it's too far. It's different I can't lean in that much I will fall the fuck over and I won't be able to get up anyway you know you're out on your list. Yeah I do actually a hosh making sure now some of our listeners out there and you you don't have to admit it we can just keep the secret between us sh- nobody listens.

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It's okay oh I I know you. Don't tell your friends you listen now. Now we understand we we know why. Oh Jesus that look like it was gonNA fuck it hurt. Excuse me really you like a head flail. Well I I did want to sneeze into excuse me Okay I'M GONNA die. No but there's the slightest things actually do do work. I'm better feel better anyway so so now like I said secret between us just us back. The secrets are secret us all right now. Some of you guys out there there are fans of listeners have small Dick's and that's okay. That's okay surly okay. Don't whisper when when you say it's really good evening. Hi Brianna good idea. Now don't do that. I would like you to do that. It's like oh you're you're grow or not ashore uh-huh you are hard a okay. My feelings are hurt already. Yeah well for hearing those words uttered. You don't have anything to worry about it. We'll have senior Sonoma but it doesn't matter anytime you hear that in a whispery retain any way it really makes you out of my head down and go to bed arch big. Look at you only thing. I could take his worst heavy like. Oh I can't I need my my waited like it. We're anxiety comfort. Her go lay down in the dark. I feel so good now. Traumatic Dad can tell anyway. These are just a couple of positions sex positions for guys with little Dix. Oh look like way to get it in a little lever aver yes okay a little deeper and so it has the illusion of having a big penis than you do. Okay Yeah Okay so one go get your neighbor step chew let your neighbor fuck your wife or husband. Whoever you're fucking the whole whatever is going on let the neighbor fuck that person them dumb fuck? So there's the floor jacker now we have names for him. Yeah and there's steps of steps in to do but I'm just going to explain what's going on in the picture her because then you'll be able to see words that's right ready all right so the bitches laying on her back. She's got her ass like wow. Oh I'm sorry the Nice Lady who's getting paid okay or person we got. You gotta get that proud actually. Courtesy sure had Katie. Oh my God well who knows. These could be two men two ladies Eugene just describing. What's in the fucking looking Goddamn pitcher and if you don't like what Goddamn pronouns? I'm used to work on your legs. Persimmon there Katie. No the precision. We listen to a book and we all right so the bitch Yes you look so looking at you is slid she slides to the edge of the bed. You are standing branding standing up Rei. You have your hands on her hips and lifting her up while you're in okay. So you're Kinda hold her up like like fly flying horse style where she's laying back on the bed you standing up you got the shakes. Okay right all right super tight Doggie and I felt like Louis Jego Madison Right. There super tight doggy. Did he writes article too. You know are you sure. No No. He doesn't right. No I've seen it. Okay now having continue please have not got distracted. Cadogan at the super tight doggy doggy. It's and it's kind of funny because the look on the chicks the illustration is. She's like you like this is ridiculous but I don't think it is because it feels really good anyway. We I'm ready Eddie. Its doggy style but your legs are closed so his legs are over your okay so your legs together so you like basically fucker thighs. Enter Bliss Autism. Sound like a great idea that does not sound like a little idea.

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That's not a little Dick Maneuver Right. There he'll never penetrate deep enough to get anywhere near anything. Yeah they get them in there. It'll feel better for maybe. She's a hallway again there but you gotta do. He serves the cocktail weedy down a hallway. GotTa gotTa Gaber. Well Hey I can. I can understand what you're talking. I know exactly what you mean. Katie urine you're the one who set yourself up. How are you I got machines care? Fuck are you. I'll waller now. I'll put on the big attachment. I like how you're you're referring to it. Let's I will get out. Oh my God I can't. Wow you served it right. Oh twice you're like you passed it right over to me. You had to me to say that geared that you're wanting me to say that no way that you set me up that good. Why are you being so cruel tardy but it was there and I had to say it because it was funny? Yeah I didn't mean it just joking anyway. Another little Dick. I don't care you never have to have sex with me again. And whatever. He's so Leiden care. Lie Ever Big Feber posted videos machine anyway. Another reason either way another position for little Dix is have her Bent over a put a pillow on her crotch so it raises her ass ex. A lot are these just sounds like a good idea really yeah just search is good ideas to get deeper up in that ass. Yeah that's probably a better way to phrase this. Yeah Okay and liberator we have one get like the wedge or the bump and they're really good they also make Like saddle looking ones and shit like that. That hold a body you want so you just fugger right the liberators kind of like just a wedge pillow kind of a thing. Yeah Yeah so so. It's like yeah the liberator people might not know what they were. Okay was I thought it was. I DIDN'T I. Hey I didn't think so but anyway so we find out well. I'm just going to do a more than a fucking move on. You'll get to see their as whatever there's no pump and drill now. If if you've ever seen dogs fuck I mean this is pretty much what it looks like. She's doing Doug Sal. The tight way Bahizire's like crouch down down and grabbed her shoulders. He that kind of thing so whenever I didn't understand take pictures of it. You could go to the lake on the website for this episode. And you'll we'll have a little here for you. Well that's all right. I could look at them. That's right is your Goddamn can look at them. I we'RE GONNA go to thirty four and when we come back we are going to have a brand new tits hits man within the half hour also going to talk about some stuff. Yeah some stuff shit. Yes and the Blue Ball bandit. So we'll get to that enjoy Yum yum. I'm bullet basically angry snack. Everybody is obsessed on the Internet with the the new fifty emoji really pissed Emoji. Well it looks like you know like it. Looks like the silent duck during or in another way another duck. It's still lie. Yeah it's like a pinch like your fingers. Yeah like you're doing it like you get a bad Italian accent. Yeah whatever uh-huh yeah like the other ships of people say stereotypical Italian go mood like pig anyway. But he's fisting Emoji. It looks like if you don't know is what you make that same hinging thing and because it makes your your fingers conical almost tapered unlike my deck which I found out later life is tapered. Doing this is tapered so you can get Chad. Finger started into in a news today. or or or whatever orifice. You're trying to get into if you're trying to get the giant fat level into anything. This is how it's gotTa start as duck and and you know it's not so client if you can go back that's a screaming duck completely different fucking maneuver. That's when you're talking doc. It he just out care and you really want smiling and devastating.

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You know all with doc his. Aw Aw it is yeah. It wasn't bad T- indicate world dot COM kinky Katie Radio tactile nvidia chaos dot net. If you want to get a hold of the low meet you can give me on twitter at can you Katie Radio cokie Katie Radio DOT COM Katie g mail dot com also on the facebook eat Katie radio. Google me because you can and it makes me feel Dash. Shaw you feel special tyrod leave helmet out of it. I like it so you say yeah should hurt yourself gives you special powers Superhero. Hey I all right so the goodness what is that. I heard you're you're perfectly behaved face. Yes my perfectly behave murder face perfectly paved so okay uh-huh complet- completely enthralled in whatever you're doing over there yeah China. He's trying to get at me anyway. I just we're talking about. I didn't know I knew that there was a dirty cartoons but these are the dirtiest emo shocking sex scenes in American history history. Oh actually no in the history of animation. Oh animation yes okay. Yes this Oracle animation sexy. Yes okay do I know any of these. Yes number. One is the Jessica. Rabbits risque shot. Who Framed Roger Rabbit if you're not familiar with this when she flew out of the car and when you pause is it? Because they're like sly open you could see she has a. Yeah well you could see little little burger action. Really it's it's not like gratuitous I definitely masturbated of that movie what what I was. I was like thirteen. Whatever came out now just grab? It's huge tits. Whatever whatever it was I was into it though totally into? Yeah yeah this next one I was into Hollywood using sex to Turned into a humid and cool world. Cool cool world. We're facing so I know I've seen it cop. Yeah yeah it. She turns animated at some point. Right goes on a rampage. Okay yeah okay. But all the bitches and they're like pretty hot like sexy Ah Really Interest GROHL. I don't think I would American only left out all the best fuck Rape scenes and Shit like that and animation history only the best rape. Well you know we're talking tentacles. There's lots of that going on for a long time in Japan. I know I really don't think that they I mean the list to be way too fucking long if they added in you know okay. So what's the I too. Were pretty good. I mean I. Yeah okay. And next the nicest the gang rape and many sections and Fritz the cat for its early even know what that I've never seen Fritz. The cat I've heard of it. I mean I heard about it like I've known about it for a long time. Yeah heard about it once. I the cat. My Dad had it. I wanted to watch Jin like I asked my mother's like what what's that I'm like. Why no no? You're not allowed to see it at all. Nick it's cartoon what's wrong. Oh Yeah no you have seen some of these have I. Yeah I don't know it seems like we've watched some of this when we were possibly ably theoretically doing psychogenic substance substances.

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Maybe allegedly allegedly. Yeah I think we. We watched something like this once. There's the human robot sex heavy metal definitely have seen that. Oh that's that's you know that's to me sticks out that I mean that's a class with swirled is going terrible. Gee that's way above fucking Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Yeah I think I masturbated more to that because I had it on V. H. S. not. Rub Your lochner over a shot to birth. Did Gnassingbe Louis. Some people were like I don't know now they're talking about what all the dildos in the South Park movie. The bigger longer and uncut. Oh yeah okay. I don't know if I count. There's a lot there's a what am I supposed to fuck in. spank it to an hour really. I mean they do disappointing. They do have a the Like anime in here. It's called it's called the Bella Donna of sadness and there's there's a rape ooh for like a really really Tunari a gnarly ray early. Yeah you're completely Dr in totes aren't are uh-huh wow you went to weird laugh odd never go full gala liked her. I really did. Yeah okay her laugh just made me WANNA laugh. I find that she does make that noise in bed to yeah. It was confirmed. I said I have to ask these at yes he was. I know what you're going to ask. Well that's also also that'd be hard to you know like I take. Yeah I could've done it but like if somebody if you don't expect it and you don't know and did you hear a lady may while you're paying right that that could be a little disconcerting. Jari saying Oh look what did I miss something or you post oppor. Does that matter to be. I don't know but there's something I don't know the owner. This is how I get guys to slow down and lasts longer. That's all it's autumn saying when you least expect that they they like that's not horny. Arya would you like to keep it going woj. Oh my God. There's a spider sexiness and wicked city bitches and despite her this dudes I guess spiders Xc you ever every single part of ever ready Horton buried treasure. This guy walks around with his dick in a wheelbarrow. Certainly he gets into antics. The sexy as you would. When you're hauling your take her out in a wheelbarrow everybody it needs some would annex will follow the food orgeon sausage party? Okay that was that was actually pretty good for animated. You know I guess That's great. Yeah and the other ones have never heard sonacare go girls. That's I'm GonNa tell you. They just grows so people out there. I'M GONNA say blue girl that's right. It is very filthy and it's very very be like I said Oh sing I shouldn't say you're you're saying as far as the fantasy of it not actual raping because is sad is is I would get so. Oh fucking horny watching that at my friend's house and then it would always turn into okay there. There's there's somebody somewhere I was raised. Not just talking about real ray. How like the idea for some reason of sick? I don't know how to cool the aliens. Okay well tentacled alien. Rape is not nearly realistic at all. Right okay see yeah yes you're straight into fantasy. Fantasy can think that that is weird at all her alien tentacle Alien Rave is what after. I'm not talking about go to seaworld getting all fucking horrible up to off world something. Sure I don't read regular stuck because that would be gross. An actual ocean fucking challenge thing. Come on people that are yeah they did. They put like alive fucking occupy. We covered covered this story.

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Though of somebody somebody dying from sticking the occupy up there did way they went up and it went up. Yeah route took say it went on up there Katie. It took to suck luck getting connect. Good luck getting an octopus out of something. When he doesn't WANNA cut out this cake dust I that way to the crab Berman's Yo- soft bread US salt bread? I know you guys like I'm just listening to people. I have no idea what the fuck is going from China Illinois Yes royer try Illinois was it yes okay on adult swim adults. Who are yes? It's a show you can look it up. It's show. Yeah so she's she's. She's quoting very arcane chet from like eight years ago for pled fruit. Get into. That's right you can find that on youtube just a fruit fruit blood and just go planners find juice. Yeah where weird. We've talked about that a few times. They'd song that everybody's heard every episode though I you then you get them uh-huh yeah I know it's just like that too but in cartoon form we did a good approximation there all right so Valentine's Day is just around the corner her crate crate with with snug. Schneider hatching a nut butter. Hey we're gonNA use that nut butter and all kinds of weird blaze have allergy. I don't apparently it's Kinda would have had it by now. Think No. Oh that's right you've taken a lot of that's right. We would definitely no. I've been covered twenty times over. I've really the eighty seven but it makes my skin looks so much younger now. It's really just across. That develops on the outside set up a sheen. You're like a walkie crust. Most of those horrible horrible. It's a wonder why I'm so around. I mean really I I have people just being so sweet to me and I have this because it's it's like nagging nagging. I'm just joking with you and you laugh at it. That's why because you laugh. That's exactly why and you know it anyway. Well if you guys have got the bucks out there and if you're GAL PAL is a fucking gold golddigger than I have got the toy for you. There's the Euphoria v Thirty nine. Looks and yeah. Yeah Yeah it has extra. And it's about as extras you can get. It has four hundred twenty five. I can't swore ski. The little crystals little crystals that we don't know why everybody cares it. They have a date knbr well and it set an eighteen. Karat rose gold by M night shovel. God has got twelve different speeds. It can get it to one hundred and four degrees. So if you WANNA show something hot up your snatch a hole there you go woah and it's waterproof and submersible because a submersible because a lot of fucking does they say they're waterproof but you can't submerge them so if you could squirt squirt because like Just fucking duty so dance right in their face to archer. There's a lady somewhere that's like I would really like to square I tell you yeah well you can tell you what you do but yeah it doesn't mean it's going to work for you. Yeah that's the real problem here. There's no guaranteed method now. There isn't there's a few do things that work for several women but good luck with that. I'm just trying to have an orgasm. Let alone a projectile squirting orgasms eighty eighty percent women can't orgasm through PD which is Penis Vagina to get a little Clinical but Dick and your pussy a lot of this eighty percent of women can come that way. Yeah and seventy and that's okay you you know you guys don't have to fucking freak out if that doesn't happen then it doesn't mean that he's doing a bad job or doing whatever he's doing a bad job. It just doesn't happen that way. You need a little or something else going on so like subset of your ass then. Something in your pose to seven up. Definitely Everley vibrating on your button.

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I wonder how many people out there going. Who the fuck is that dive harden? Yes yes I guarantee you should see with. conjugated radiated she'll get famous see. That was Paul. McCartney I cannot fucking not yes I can't really because people do not live the same life you live. They know about all of the Old People Dinas you just forget it was just a long time ago. Well we hear these fucking like mumble robbers now. Who the fuck is this person? I have no idea. Well you know exactly and it doesn't you know I don't hate it. It could be worse. It could be way worse auto tuned. We're totally off the subject tests. Yeah in short I felt. I don't even know what it. What were we talking about? Holly boobs being insured well Komo Lords Loins London. Lloyds Lloyds Lloyds more fancy lords of London unless they're selling something out of pawn shop on the corner of MLK UN Malcolm X.. Unless it's there I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. That's what I'm telling you. This is kind of funny. There is a Florida troopers. They found a whole bunch of narcotics traffic traffic. Stop in a bag labeled bag full of drugs which oddly enough was right underneath the sign drugs dogs are right here wearing a shirt saying hey I have drugs following a truck that has written on the side drugs and car car behind me and then one behind that car that says this bitch has drugs in front of me. How did you guys Joe? You're you're like fucking psychic cobs or something cheeses you so fucking smart what do you like in the FBI. Or something. Like God you you got since I use like a number two instead of as drugs that you wouldn't notice and it would go completely by you and this of course happened in Florida. She okay. I totally be. Oh okay. This is Santa Rosa County. I don't know where that is though. Do Yeah I that's weird. Are you sure Florida. Yeah the United States it says it's not India the Florida that's in India notes in the Hollywood. We did it anyway well. They assisted Florida highway patrol at a traffic. Stop somewhere somewhere collide ten. I don't know where I tennis so that's up Tallahassee way okay well. They found a lot of fucking drugs they had they can't hide came out Katie. I'm okay you know what. Our first clue was the truck. The Big Guy Chuck and wrote that said drugs a car bobby Katie. Here's where the heavy detective work see they. Instead of a is an asset to enter drugs. It was a number two so we have detective deb. Detective Chet how did you crack case. No I just read the side of the truck without the glasses on K.. Ride to me so lucky. Guess Thirty mcgirt man. When they're at the truck stop they asked me? Do you want to buy any drugs. 'cause we have a lot of them in that car you are right there and I said No. I didn't need any aspirin. Ah didn't have headache. Looked at me. Funny Left Thought Doc. Nothing else service. They were Nice It's good I don't no when stop going to try the other one. Please do it. Whatever bake it I swear? Sure off love as much very nice. Anyway they found like crystal meth and they've found like a fish more his voice. Yeah it was. It was founded last year. Because there's actually two bags well you know you understand when you get locked into a serious drug collection you know all right. We'll we're really happy face backpack. You're not even getting the got damned fear and loathing in Las Vegas anymore. What is wrong with you fucking? We don't have time for Johnny Depp. Fan Are you exactly. I never know this one hundred million dollars.

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Name the movie with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter it at. Hey I'll give you hit Berkshire for Tim Burton nightmare before scissor heavy everything sweeney. Todd Yeah I would so bang Hell Hell of ANA but she is so fucking attractive today. I haven't fucked like that and it's great school. There's so many movies that she is she has been in and out. It's the dirty whore quality and I mean that in the best way possible shakes in Harry Potter. Or what. If she was bankable there too I know Jimmy and really completely. I don't know what you did to your fucking cats. Apparently wild the fuck up. They were mad because we weren't here all day. Yeah I know sorry kitting. Slobby had to get a little flower Daddy. Daddy had to get a humming bird hovers hard-working fucking animal. That is a hard ass bird. And I'm pretty that bird flaps for his fucking food the time. Yeah it's fucking obsesses sugar sugar water so there you go forty billion Keller's Today it's true you gotta feed that bitch more the trade anyway. There's no high oh man who. He tried to seduce an undercover cop northern Florida. Well it was it. It was an undercover cop. But he thought it was an underage girl in he tried to seduce chicken. Alfredo sprite you you see these guys. Mike shot understand. It came directly from fucking olive garden. He's only getting seven days in jail but he thought he thought it was a fifteen year olds online and okay that's a lot better. He said he'd bring Lube sprite and chicken afraid of for decades. Hey Yeah Baby. Fever that breadstick mel breaks of Anal tried to Mike. It it'll open you. Can you make the notes in the form of a hot dog. It's kind of a hotdog is into nitrate not anal. I don't I don't even I don't even know what Adl Nitrite is recognized. I it it makes. Everything's Pau losing up. Well no no. I know that we have done it several times stuff. That was supposedly acted like at anal nitrite stuff in the porn star home all the time. Yeah and and we were the fuck is this. I don't know we're GonNa pour it on a ragged huff it while we're banging cleaner that's what we're going it. Our colored head cleaners. What I don't know they told me what I'm supposed to do with it? I don't know the tell me what you feel. Anyway just fucking murder face as good a shit just crazy. Hugs of it over there now. I gave I gave him a new bag. Oh is the round paperback. Now he's going. He's shutting the fuck out of so. I was like what you're stupid cats. I don't care it's my show and I will tell you know you could hear what's going on back Tehrik. I would like what the fuck is that headphones on. Yeah so sorry guys anyway. Well we're getting at here tonight. I if you're it was there was coming up right after us on radio. Chaos dot net is Sexy Saturday continues with with any oak. And that's a very page over at the Mustang ranch. She is a She works there so if you'd like to have a play date with her. You can email her new cookbook won the contest to win my my autograph. Dvd Abd it ends on February. Fourteenth winner will be chosen live on air on February fifteenth. So if you WANNA get in rules in questions questions and everything will be on the link for the episode episode. You're listening to and the past couple episodes. If you want to check it out you can get your shit and who knows exactly where you could win and how to win it all that cool shit. Yep All the way to an actual functioning DVD. That's an new pictures are going to be coming soon. The you guys guys are like I don't know how dirty I'm able to get but I wanna try to me because sneaky sneaky because I'm going. I'm going to a selfish birthday party. Yeah you're trying to get outside birthday party switcher doing anyway your pre-planning it I mean and you're broadcasting your pre-planning anyway. We got we got to go but Yeah way starting the starting to be getting for what's your problem because I'm rabbit.

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