Kinky Katie's World #291 Chinese Midget Jizz

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The following program adult content kraz language of sexual manner. Completely completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things. You'll wish you could on here if you are under. The age of eighteen. Easily offended or like to judge others is based on their sexuality. Please turn us off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day because I was fucking the shit out. Girl is a hot ask Bentley. Shit Katie's world in ten nine Eh. Six starts now file Katie. Are you ready to trust. You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you It it and now live from rule. Thirty four stadium. I bring your girl that would rather be smashing gash and eating shrines your host the one the Yummy Kinky Kitty Alex. Hello and welcome to the show. This is kinky. Gays rolled number two ninety one. One we are coming at you from res- right here live Dot Com Kiki Katie radio DOT COM radio dot net. I'm your host Kiki with me has always is the reason I'm alive. The one the only Mr Ac- what's all going for Hyogo. ABON beef anyway. We have fun show for you to night with our usual usual battle and a banter with jokes that Everyone might not get me. You just keep your big words yourself. Yeah like gobsmacked flabbergasted no. That's like a ten year ago where twenty year ago where they doesn't mean it's not a big one. Okay okay huge Gargantuan. Let's big fucking on a solid twelfth Gulf grade level maybe that's it let's not go there. Sorry Okay Bethel and no yeah. I think that we're and we're also popular among men between the ages of twenty four and forty five. Uh just a little bit of Info for you out there really. Yes where you get that number I just know and I know someone listening at the gym or in their car right now just said out loud. Hey that's my age admit you did so. We're between the age of six months in eighty nine years three. It's going to be lots of dudes except for the one new game or check. Yes that's right. We'll talk about her a little bit a little bit. Yeah I just WanNa you mentioned her Richaud. Yeah okay all right. So you're saying if you if you heard the the last episode soda. I recently got my hand tattooed. Just an update. Some areas still really fucking hurt anyway. Moving on Oh. That's how I feel about you. You feel horrible. Yeah he's GonNa say it was. It was a good day for me. Yeah yeah so I I I you know I wondered if there was just on my back. I couldn't I wasn't sure. No here's the thing you know you. No I hit you in the back of the GES. Yeah it's like ceases to be fun for me unless I know that you know exactly what happened and I actually want everybody to know it was the shoot structure. My back like velcro all melted. Glue stick anyway well and then coming up in the second half of the show we are going to have a brand new tits man with a twist. And no it's not a nipple twist and my story maybe we need tweets. Well we were talking in the pre show in case you missed it. There's We were talking about a ball to cap blind or G.

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G KEPT BLIND BLIND OR GENE TIRED OF INTER MATERS. Well we came up with this longtown so this is what happens. It does involve a lot of drugs. Okay just because it makes and there's all stemmed because somebody asked us the Dow catch this the mind-blowing question question of what do you think it's like having sexual blindfold on yes stark. It's dark eh outside. It's like one of the past Saturday night. Live bits ever. It's hot. So here's the thing is in a bald cap so you can't tell who they're okay. Well you can't just stop the ball cap a blind or just regular old. Run of the mill blige orgy. Tired regular regular run of the mill. Berge urgently actually said that's boring while wearing a skirt. Cellophane Saran wrap good good. That was a good costume really forum. Yeah like easy collegue. So the blind orgy. Just it's regular old. Vanilla blind orgy is as you know you shut the lights off. Put a bunch of people dog pilot and room everybody strips down but it's so dark you can't see your hand in front of you know we're talking fucking like bottom of the Mariana trench dark like fucking dark. Can't shit like she hit a Goth Kid's heart after he's just broken up with his girlfriend listening to my chemical romance Tida Har I know very all right good charlotte. I have no definitely nobody gets out. Listen our what's relevant anymore to. What were we talking about? Whatever darkness Carr's yet Dardis? Wrangler blind orgy. You're rolling around. You don't know who it's a lot of fun it really is especially if you throw some some psychedelic drugs in really optional. But let's just say it's worth it all cab line Dorji. Everybody's wearing ball cap so you get that extra atticus let you on something. You can almost immediately tell. Who's who in a blind orgy? Yeah just in case. You're wondering yeah sure you know exactly who you're doing Lotto G Stacy Cox get so big. Sorry sorry about that. They're bob just sprouted up really excited. I got an enlarged clitoris so engorged yeah. It's a Mexican supplements so anyway. So it's it's weird and it really can't how weird and it's really fun. All CAP blind orgy should be tiny immediately and if people might think you're weird for doing it but who cares. It won't take your weird weird at all if they're in in the room they're they're gonNA know what's up and I'm GONNA I'M GONNA say is hotel room at ultra an elite at that have have made like a fucking is that like a a scavenger include. Or something you will find the next clue maybe take every fifth syllable we say for every episode then ends in a to take that. Put them all together. Divide by five live subject your birthday and that is the answer you're looking for Tom. motherfucking there is I have. I say this is the best product description ever. This is on a now. It is in some kind of Asian language. Ah Ha variation yes scraggly. Li- little roof hot dog fucking a cat sort of like Well and then it has the English translation underneath it and now this is for Vagina lubricate cream lubricate career. Yes now the description on the bottle this I'm reading it word for word. This product is high degree lubricate and the high degree intimate. True Long. Pull silk of Vagina lubricate cream have the cancellation vagina to fuck tuck make to have sexual intercourse smooth sex life happiness have sexual intercourse the front to crush into the vagina inside the product or smear over the cock. What do you think they're paying the translator like the Ad Company that comes out with that in Chinese is okay? Look Fuck Shit gently.

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You're on the fucking English description so it could sell this shit overseas. Go for it and this is really came up with. Ah Well I could have done a better job than we can really tell you what I mean. We know what it is. I'm doing it. Yeah no it's it's we. Were talking about that a couple of weeks ago. Yeah Bergen Asian little people all right it was just on the Asia Asia. Little people out of work. It's Asian little verse in Jazz is rarely that lubricant is what I'm telling you. Veggie solovy great for your face. Chinese midges is awesome for your pace. It's not even American midget see but now but everybody's Chinese knock off everybody's as paranoid about getting sick about. Oh yeah that's right. I forgot about going on right now. anyway onto something else. There's a senior prank at this one high school and a bunch of kids got one of those three foot tall dildos. The fat ones. All right I mean and these these things way like a good sixty pounds really seen as we have one. That's like too tall. I don't know how big that thing S.. Holy Jesus. That's a big day. God is one holy fuck. You'RE GONNA get them on Amazon. They come in black two. That's that's a Horse Cox is. It's not as long it's Gercy. That's bigger than horse. Yeah you think no. Yeah would you have to put your mouth routed to really know table it depends knows asking you specifically took a job for pants. Let's out compare Mr Ed go. Oh I ever since I was a little anyway so squid humane. Ain't we layaway. They glued at this John ormuz donkey to the floor. It's like right in the middle of the hallway. Yeah the school. Oh why yes a good one I like it and they thought of that they covered it Lube uh-huh so they they could remove it was like super duper slippery so they couldn't because the thing is so big you can't just literally it's like three foot tall and the size of your by yes and EST is your thigh incredibly detailed and it's incredibly detailed. The school had to go. Oh into lockdown because of the fucking giant dildo really yes dangerous. We have dangerous fucking Dildo on the loose. Now it's not on the lose. Its standing still. It's very very deadly now. Imagine having to explain to the parents why there was a school lockdown. Wait a Dick in the hall I I. We know the principles hair. But Gee that's enough really on time like this is not time to bad mouth staff but s house house. There was a British tourist day. He got into a little bit of trouble. Low while in Thailand the unnamed tourists in his thirties a key called emergency servants services while yelling incoherently into the phone okay. Paramedics rushed to the hotel in the notorious red. Red Light District district. Apparently there is in Thailand label and featured. They were fearing that. There had been a murder because when they got there there was a man in shorts with a A Thai prostitute with him. Okay yeah so it's like a regular Friday right right but the sheets had a very large amount of fresh blood on and there was witnesses that called and were saying. There's there's a crime going is across. They're freaking out a frigging because the guy was screaming. Why was he screaming well? The man said that he was having sex so furiously sleep that he tore his friend deal now. French it's right. It's well it's a skin. Then get that connects the foreskin to the Dick if you have your foreskin but if not I'll people do get a pierced. Its its underside of your head. Exactly it run of it however wait and hear force get used to be connected to right if you have foreskin if you have four skin that it's you know anyway. He ripped that ripped it bad to her. Like bad enough that it he had to go to the hospital so basically he did like a little self moyal action on this on this ladyboy snatch. How tight was that policy? Do you think I don't believe it was. I believe it was two. That Thailand doesn't doesn't happen not at all ladyboy needed.

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They needed that fucking Chinese Chinese Little personages the lube. They said they needed to the midges. Corona Lube del. Listen you're right up. Well obviously they could use because he would have foreskin again right now but he would have done something but then if they cost than titans we like it squeezes coughing now. What's what's the corona veteran? okade man Jesus Christ dark at that point. You're not really worried about losing your foreskin. Can you kind of like I want to survive this. What it'd be alive next year? We raised that well. If you guys are listening live out there whereas in right now then got right now but right now. I know. It's really confusing because most you don't listen live. Yeah but I'm just saying there are are some of you do so you become aware of a different kind of bull going on in Miami. Yeah yeah this weekend you tossing crossing the salad bowl. You're trying to say. Of course I am. Maybe like you're going down south I will eat many guacamole out of your butthole Sarmento Aradio guacamole salsa belly button. I definitely talk it kind of psycho that somebody well anyway. You guys needed. Forget the big game. The NACHO Bowl even the kitten bowl we're all going to have have fun at the Stripper Bowl Eh. y'All ready for this a candy. It's funny the Caddo Call Song. How exchanged over the decades? No they still keep the same fucking way. Mile Motley crue was forever. You know you get girls girls girls are. You're okay yes and then the jock rot the Jock Song. You just fucking which I don't remember fuck it's called. I'm sure a lot of are you at all. Obviously that's catch GOCO but it's like Google but I'm just first thing that came to my mind reminds me the worst drivers that I saw was in New Orleans and she's just put on the most depressing fucking songs and would not stop. Stop slapping her ASS Shosha. Oh Dad is so bored and we can. We just leave this assuming so that's probably into for some reason. We were the only ones she mis read the room. Really the several. Like Oh who Fisher musings for you. She's like I do. We're like okay. I in New Orleans. You'd never know that's true. Well I mean if you're in Miami or the surrounding areas strip clubs are ramping up for the influx of people in celebs celebs are coming into town for the super bowl. Well some clubs are adding like but they're putting out ads saying they've got thirty foot. TV's TV screens. James expand their expanding our bar staff hiring more dancers. And if you have it'd be a pumping beach which we are very familiar with stop on by the Gold old club where tiny tiny tags. BF feature really. She is forty one inches tall. Okay so so that's Three and a half feet little Three feet thirty six inches three point five inches. She weighs thirty eight pounds. or in which Percy coming up here she's disturbed she's also a reality TV star and the club. The manager said that he had to do something to kind of stand out from all the other titty bars in south Florida. I ain't from North West Palm Beach although the keys and what we've been. I believe that we've been there also also a little bit of trip advisor along Kinky Katie Tutsies Cavalry. It is the largest strip club in America's Yes it is seventy four thousand square feet. Is it it is I. Don't that's not ringing a bell. Yeah other neighbors. Abe is in Miami. I don't think I've ever been there Other places that you guys should check out is pure platinum solid gold Chetta booby-trap diamond dolls and the pussycat which reopened after a decade. Just for the Super Bowl. Air Fully Rea- Redone. Little fact fact little know fact I strip club I ever went to was pink pussy cat at Fort.

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Lauderdale was there you go. I was like sixteen six to fifteen fifteen years old. My My Yeah no I was. I was sixteen and I was the the booby trap see shades. Catchy Sketchy South Florida. Strip clubs they're just let a minor on in. Let's I know I don't know what are you thinking like. What are you thinking ideologue old enough I do I really? I don't know either. I think I did but I got a lot a lot of places. Yes you and we're wasted one tried. Here's the thing that I found quite interesting thing and I it was something that you would never do but I really wish it's the Harry. Bellied mermen are taking over over the Canadian coast. Okay okay. I'm not going to the Canadian coast. You don't have to do for the Canadian coast. I'm just saying there's like a whole big thing where everybody's He's a fucking mermaid these days like either Mermaids Unicorns mermaids now apparently yes every everything has to be a mermaid or has do the merb`ys merb`ys for men. I'm sorry by my Pronoun is Mur them fucking you. Can you please refer to them as Moore. Them's classic scaled fin half please sizzle. Don't God damn that fucking ear to it occurred to me. I knew that this occurred to me the other day that you know you always hear six gender and if you don't I know that basically is a way of somebody saying that that that you associated with the gender you were born with okay. Cool I gotcha. Why do I have have to refer to myself as gendered? Why can I just say a male gendered? Why Am I? I need to be allowed to be like what identify with the automate. Identifies Vail Dr. Even though it's just gender is how can identify with that. That's bullshit stop calling his gender I will call you whatever you you want to jam it and that is what I would like. Okay so how about poop show a show here pook show Chris Shell. Hey yeah well you hang around your neck and your a lot embarrassed when people see you with me. You're embarrassed Louis. Like a Puka. Shell thank you. Sounds like it is their own me away and then you drag me back out of the closet when nobody's around because you want to rob me and pretend had the year sixteen years old again now we're talking about a bracelet or a necklace could be. Let's say necklace because you could use that as a raise bracelet if you wrapped it around a couple of times over though I don't know why are we talking about Jesus Christ anyway well going back to the fucking mermaid thing. Ver- them fuck. You Christ made fucking you don't know what to identify with commingle about Bourbon mermaids instead of these like sexy Z.. bitches with big old titties. which but I'm just saying now? They're fan they're taking professional pictures of like Haji. Furry bears go do bear bears and merge we bear versed in Mermaid tails. And Doing Triton's and she'll anyway I take I like it okay. I think it's sexy. What you're telling put by Tubby ass into a fish fin? Yeah take photos On the beach with the wind in your beard really. Yeah you kind of Oh come on really you look you got beard leg. Yes I think about like white fabio hair on you match your beard. And you'd look like King Triton Titan Triton. Okay this guy yeah like a white trash version of King Triton Qingdal January whatever. Come on I mean I. I don't think that would be fun at all new down. No why would that be fun. First of all I'd have to go to you know I don't mind the beach so watch what really anymore you know. We lived on the NAL everywhere you live Dr. beaches and we've gone to beaches our entire lives. So you grubbed here. Something really really. I don't feel like fucking with it. Too much. Seems like a hassle. It's never a destination I mean I really I don't I I try not it to just be rolling around in the sun anymore than have to well not not now especially.

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I don't know if you noticed but like in the summer out here it is like surface of fucking high. Hi Humid- like Humidity Times fucking thousand. I mean I think that's like a quarter of the problem as to why Florida get so much bad. Press with as people do crazy shit because God it's fuck and what is that God damn hot. It makes you goddamn knotty. It makes you fucking crazy. No three billion degrees a thousand percent humidity. You just going to die. Oh Gosh can't even breathe. You gotta say off. The air is really Within like five within five minutes your hair is a gigantic puffball and your makeup is melting. fucking you're completely drenched. Ever a guy who wears overalls incessantly really. Would you sweat through your shirt your overall eight-year-old wet down to your toes. Not Because you jumps out of hand just because you are outside is swamp crotch. It's really that's no good. We need to stop this. I don't know what we need to stop. But it's fucking hot and I'm not going to the beach for for a mermaid pictures fine anyway you could bring me to a set inside somewhere. That looks like give each you have you. Have you have a possibility ability I will entertain it. We have a birthday party going up to go onto. Yeah that's for you. That's enough for me I see. Here's the thing is since since my fucking astrological side is a fish. February is not the month from that photogenic in February. Fuck air but it's astrological you can't fuck it argue with that anyway. Oh speaking speaking of Subaru actually named their new. You car fucks a because we know you're going to get laid in it. It's the forrester alternate customized kit special edition or fucks really it really. I mean they did has to be intentional. fucking to have better translators and Japan breath then they do apparently and wherever that Asian place was A. You're talking about the midges. Hey we're going to go to episode of Rule Thirty Four. And when we come back I'm GonNa talk real quick about this very sweet girl on twitter that I think check out and yes sums. What's going on with with Herman and I think it's pretty interesting six? We'll be right back yum. It's time for a basically basically Andrey briefing snack tweet secure old. She's a mother she is. He married her rug. And yes he has a name they bob his name is Matt with one. No matter how well the wedding was filmed it was officiated and it was attended by a group of family and friends with the bride professing. I- rug you during the ceremony. I promised a vacuum you and sweet view and maybe once in a while I'll send you to the cleaners. Promise not to white my feet audio will only let my L. Shit you twice a week once you might like that. She said she bought Matt about a year ago and that she won't fucking shut up about it like how much she loves his rug. Well wonder if that up front said the myriad so she's like okay get so upset she she's like maybe I will so she did and it started out like as a lighthearted joke but thank you got something fucking hit a nerve or whatever because then it got serious. The removal brand. They paid for the wedding. Like oh we gotta get on his fucking Weirdo mental game. They had they had the wedding at one of their rugs. Stewart corporations like look. There's somebody WHO's fucked up. I might need help. Let's make money off of her. Exactly actually Aga- they also gave her lifetime live. New Carpet needs ever. She gets divorced from that. She needed upgrade for that will be killed husband. Roll them up through trash. Wouldn't even know the body exists. It was so camouflaged. Maybe she identifies as like a four floor and then there are a couple of I know you cheat. Maybe she identifies as literally. And if you like lit only about what would be your best fucking match. Well Mathura Mathura can keep you warm warm fucked up identified as I'd fucked at well then if you if you wanNA identifies linoleum then I will give you a treat you know. I don't know all right a buffer it does I recognize. Somebody's right to identify as whatever the fuck they identify as doesn't mean I like feel the same way carrot. Exactly I mean if I if I were to be any any kind of flooring I would definitely be something.

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Shag something or other something soft luxurious. Dui Lay and roll around on little ear is not very amazed. When I'm telling you hard on the knees I'm just saying I G my knees always feel fine? So did you like what you have to do with your knees doesn't really you know what I mean. I know it feels good to me whether you're on rug or on. It doesn't matter what you have to deal on really just get OUTTA. You could bend at the waist you can totally stand up if you could swing Ben and then whatever it also helps to straighten out. You're back it's such a certain muscles that you had not good for your posture I'm just saying if you lose the position you end up gagging yourself on a cock. It makes you do the perfect fucking yoga position. They're really yoga. Truck is telling you to go out with your fucking Mallon's health. We have to your health saving your life. Hey I heard you had some tonsil stones or no problem. No all whistle with Michelle Sir. Yeah in and welcome back to he Katie's world razz radio live DOT com. GDP your dot com boom video cast dot net. If you WANNA get in touch with the you can give me on the twitter later at Kiki Katie Radio Kinky Katie Radio Dot com he Katie Radio team dot com facebook Kinky Katie radio. For God's sake people fucking Google kinky Katie aradio. You figure that out by now do not know what's wrong with you. How do I get a hold of you? Can I get a t Bert. Don't make a really cool logo. I will fucking strongly who triggers eggers. Hey just to let you know to remind you that contest ends. February fourteenth winner picked on February fifteenth. Live on air on this show so you know what you need to do. What retail talking about you need if I can go to the link? Go to the Web's the website key. Katie radio DOT COM episode Avezzano and and all official rules in questions will be right there for you. You have no excuse me free. DVD real functioning team talk to get his a Blu. Ray No no no come on. You're a liar. I don't have a BLU ray of Lura it's old school. DVD's media here. It's a LASERDISC. H We have a little cellulose fucking fucking index cards and got the flash cards in front of you. Quick Educa- right. We're going to set you. Set a twenty five thousand flip books. You gotta put yourself though that's right. It's kind of like a puzzle. That's right you know you got to work for right. Yeah this is great. There's they're selling truck polls Saleh. Yeah well there's different polls that attached to your tailgate okay. That sounds like a great idea. That's awesome hey honey. Hey Hey we go ride down to the beach you want around a pole would maybe we're at a beer money. Why don't you hop in the back can shake them? These gas buddy baby get on that God damn poll shake that ass for the habit of. Hey Ah I got enough. Seven eleven points for both of us knew that thing. That sounds like a horrible I over. It's a great idea in one respect but somebody's definitely GONNA die.

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I mean we all know this right. Somebody's dying that fucking poll. I have to get my practices awesome. We go camping. Her name is going to be like Tammy. Shameless Jamie letter. Tammy and some shit like that in Holly Marie. She's GonNa be like Pensacola Florida and at some point. Somebody named Jamie Lee is on the back of uh-huh truck stripper pole truck poll with check nuts. My fucking fault. I told you not on. It does not dairyland amy land. That's exactly what I'm telling you right now. It sounds like a horrible idea but I actually just want to say. Yeah no definitely need to do this but daddy was filming me Free Free You. I was doing too tall. Yeah he told me he paid me so terrible. How much is this thing? Do we know what truck. Oh No I don't I don't know how much to talk pulling pull instill Fuck Hunter Research Department. Are we working with Jesus Christ. We're like lake nona truck scraping the bottom of the barrel research. People sure it's a good thing. It and fuck in the art department. Yes you're on the ball fucking kit strong every week. Kick it over here baby PA along with audio yeah production. Yeah what you're doing. No I know. I've got all the departments. I WanNa tell you. I think you should check out on twitter. Her name is commander Cutie and she's at X. X. Gamer Lolita X.. So check her out. She had tweeted to me which I just. I wonder if knowledge it tweet. She said girl. Listen I just found your podcast and I'm going back in time to listen to them. Because they're all amazing and hilarious so happy found you and a bunch of heart so I just wanted to say thank you and you all check her out because that's a nice thing emotionally because she she was cute very cute little lady. I think you really legitimate lady take a look at your face. I can't let my bazars. No mirrors the hair okay. We have a mayor free existence Katie. That's fucking could write. Everything is dot appearance. Appearance doesn't mean anything. Whatever but I really want you to take a picture and a mermaid outfit a murder them them? Yeah aware. Murder them fine. You murdered them for them. outwear McKEN No. I'm not wearing American. You and your fucking you have a murky agenda. I don't know what it is I. You are like obsessed for years. I'M GONNA cover the world for you. You have been obsessed with fucking a pubic art. It was is it art. Yes I mean it's it's a it's a pubic fucking okay. Pubic wigs cubic. I've I like wigs in general. So why not put slaps on your snatch you know what it makes sense that you put it that way. He's really you. Early are in a wigs executive pierced. IV jazzed it. I've done a whole aiding or your stash. I suppose yeah but has old trying to the jazz audited. All that jazz AIDS you did. I forget it's okay. Somebody's been a long time when he statue is all right. We we can go there well. Everybody is obsessed on the Internet with the new fisting emoji really. There's a pissing Emoji. Well looks like it. Looks like the silent duct turned upwards or another way another way to Taylor Duck. It's yeah it's like a pinch lick your fingers with. Yeah like you're doing. There was some where you get. It's how bad Italian accent. Yeah Yeah Yeah like of other shits. People say stereotypical Italian a AH GO MOODS DICK Anyway. But he's a fisting no it. It looks like well the silent. Talk if you don't know Israel you make that same pinching thing and because it makes your are your fingers conical almost Hebert. Unlike my day which I found out later in life is tapered. Doing this is tapered. So so you can get said finger. Started into news for or imagine a- or whatever orifice. You're trying to get it into if you're trying to get the giant fat blubber Paula into anything.

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This is how it's gotTa Start Silent Duck tape and and you know it's not so quiet if you can go back. Look that's a screaming duck. That's that's a completely different fucking maneuver. That's when you're drunk and you just don't care and you really want right some squealing and definitely you are blood or there will be obliged. Yeah you do you do the squealing. Doug crying whatever I said screaming. I think that one too. We're very terrified Paul. Reubens if you don't know who he is he is peewee Herman and he wants to make a dark pewee movie he wants he wants to involve drugs wasn't dark. No AMAC I was dirk. He's nice name. Oh anyway. We'll he wants. He wants to drugs. Alcohol Mental institutions and electroshock therapy public masturbation. Forget that one been done I wonder how many how many people people that listen to our show. Well you know what he did. Do the Netflix. So maybe there are some current people who know understand peewee. Nobody understands him but no but at the time it was funny as fire was still funny as fog. They still sometimes play pay. WEES playhouse From Saturday morning completely American strange if you do he he used to do adult shows when he would do the live on stage shows and there is is full of adult comedy. I've a like you can go back and watch his some of his specials. They're fucking filthy. And it's funny as hell. I love it that he's he. He got cancelled cancelled back when canceling wasn't being cancelled. Yeah got caught jerk it off and a porn theater like what you know now. Just saying it's a load like some sort of entrapment here. I'm going to put all these hot shit on your alone in the dark. Like everybody else in. There isn't fuck if I can do and we've had sex in theaters before filling. Fuck you hugh. Yes I just do it. I don't really do make make it sound like a really good idea. It was a children SIPPY Cup full of crown royal. That made me do. Oh no well okay okay. We'll go with that too okay. Well and the fact that sometimes you like dirty exhilarating thing yes sir you like to real fuck sometimes. Yeah Yeah and you were totally into it and it wasn't it was the whole the whole scene did for a while it was. It was seedy eighty very very I like. I don't think I could do that again. Really I don't think we well I don't I just don't want to do it. Go in there and I thought it was funny at the time after time. Just thinking of like a mugshot photo. Oh you know what I mean. Yeah with my luck. I'd be wearing one of my shirts at the time like like her face. Better wearing your old T. shirt yet. Up My mugshot has me and my face on me a Lucy Mesa me so this movie opens up up with peewee getting out of jail to embark on a yodeling career extremely well movie star and then he develops a crippling addiction to drugs and alcohol. He behaves like a munster loses all of his friends and then he winds up in a mental so into S- institute receiving electroshock therapy. What are we talking about? What's the appeal visit? No one will make it though you know P we don't have to say you know you gotTa do you have to take the sat approach and that is if nobody you fucking making you go out and you get you get a camera and you make the shit not exist so make exist dummy. I mean you can sit around and wait for what you want and not get it or you. Can you know you can sit around and wait for it and just get what you get or you can go out and do it and get what you want Weirdo. Thank Big Pussy. I want to see the movie and we are going to go to your favorite segment to anybody gets knocked out up. You're like a fucking bucket and on the new creek. It's time once again for hit. This week's tits man is all about tiny. They'll baby because there's nothing wrong with a tiny city got the other. It's right I I think that will really make up for a smaller see. So these are the top.

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TEM actresses was small tits and are proud of them and their processes. She's actually number one. Kevin Good Oh see I know that out and you know what to get the hell out. There is a strong quality Neville right. There is a strong wrongs. I'M GONNA say she's got one of the top levels in Hollywood but she's a thirty four B.. Okay she's got nipples that are like an inch and a half there like that. Is The cup. It's glorious their glorious. I WanNa buzz with these so number two natalie. Portman at thirty two A.. Okay but she shot she. I don't know what her nipples look like. Nicole Kidman thirty to be disappointing. Nepal's looks good with what she has. Keri Russell. Thirty two hugh. Am She was like Mattress yeah it's hard to remember the little hit. It was really popular. I forget what fucking show shoes on. She was on something. Rachel McAdams is a thirty to be. Okay Evan Rachel Wood is he. Thirty two bean even though Alison Lohman is thirty to be ROSE BRIAN TO BE Carrie Washington thirty B and currently currently thirty two. What I know of hers that name before Thirty Eight okay? So of the top ten. I actually only knew who like four of then what three of them were pretty bad. Odds I have someone attacking my foot penguin right out saggy me fucking murder. It is the murder face. Schizophrenia on war hit man and the week you got an angry attacking to your foot I do. I have a very angry fucking fucking pussy. Name murder face name murder face right. A murder face does murders day. Murphy's can only do a murder face can-do really that's very true. Do you WanNa know an interesting little factoid. First Strip club everywhere too was was he ever that believe we covered that yes he did that. It takes one point. Seventy one days to poop allegro. Like two point seventy one. They had six volunteers. Swallow the heads of a lego figurine for for the study okay. Did they just single lego pieces or did they club up seven together now. Just one 'cause I wanNA make like a little little Lego Amoeba and see how long it takes them to shut that out. It goes up like one point eight three three. I don't know yeah. Whatever may be its last babies? What what one point three one for? Maybe it is. But I don't feel like like a shitting out any kind of legos. That's what does that ever stop to you. I did you see that fucking story. Did you ever find that story. I heard this week where the chick was wearing a personal vibrator was a remote. Did you find that I did. I did find that where the fuck that I. What did I do it now? That's the whole thing. Well that but that's the whole thing really anyway is the Jig is she went out she had one of these personal vibrators. Fuck it you got it. I got it okay. Fire away then. I'm pretty sure that we do well. There's a woman she got a vibrator stuck in her bladder lead with you did that. Shit Tarantino style. Start Start with the end. It's right back she has one of these necklaces. That are that are vibrators and it looks like a very expensive piece of jewelry. And I'll tell you it is. It's pretty pretty expensive. The round -ness of a pencil. Maybe yeah they're bad about the round us of a pencil and about as as long a little bit longer than half a pencil. Aw Yeah and it's kind of blunt on one end but it does come to a taper and then it's flat like it looks like a large nail. Okay put it that way but like not I am not with a sharp pointy end eventually word around your neck and kind of look like jewelry. They look like jewelry but it does it. Also it's a vibrator vibrates. It's very strongly personal massager. This is our show. I can say you can save whatever. Anyway it's called Vesper vibrator necklaces or expensive to. They're they're they're very very I don't know and they're made out of stainless steel to WHO. ooh Yeah a quality well she she was out. She was out with her boyfriend and she was playing with it. She added Inter Inter Inter underwear and then she kind of shifted and she felt a pain but she really didn't think much of it. She's Egged when she says right and it was still vibrating. She thought she lost it up or snacks. But that happens. We've lost several toys inside Saida. Katie we've always managed to retrieve them sell them.

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Were almost like a seriously gynecological. It was just like that. Yeah we're squatting down Alan underneath you squatting down trying to get my fist up your fingertips on hang. I do push push push push I I got I got I got I got we. Would we would tipped hospital. The egg does flush down the toilet so she fucking Ziggy shears. agonists thing what up her when. Yeah when and if you don't know what that is. That is where you urinate from oil. ooh Fuck just don't understand their dudes it really. I don't get it. They don't understand that there are three holes down there. There's the your era the vagina and adds the news. Yeah that's right. Yeah Brown Yellow and white pass. Choose from it's like it's like a fucking doc and choose your own destiny and it's you'd never go yellow because things don't fit in there except for apparently this vibrator unless you're into sounding and sounding as when you like to have things shoved in your your either is it went up her. She went she went to her. OBGYN Greg and that's his name. Hey Greg March merchantmen but anyway he did an x ray ever. And he's like this should is not in your post-shave it's in your ladder. And it went sideways. It was lodged sideways part. Actually turned size is half the length of a pencil. He's like I have never seen a case like this in my entire fucking rare. You've got blown out your race or a bitch. What have you been sticking up there? Jesus Christ lady fell. That's always the excuse when anybody ends up getting something fished or fi. It's always I fell dental being the giant three foot dildo that was stuck in the middle of highschool floor. You fell on it dude. That's an entire Dr Toy firetruck. Where are your pants? Mr Smith where where where. You're stuck to the floor in the middle of a high. The School Hallway Pantheon slipped deluca. Came right off. You see GATT regards. Grab have wires them get blowed out in her shoes. Same thing James. Thank my fellow that Dildo mopeds they go to another dimension. Here's a guy that I still follow on twitter. I'm just ask toy people. I am just amazed because because it just it completely. I don't know so basically if you can stick large things up your but Katie will be almost completely interested in you. Want to check it out. I really really weird shit up there. Yeah yeah traffic cones yes something screaming duck screaming gaggle of done. I want a goose an Albatross Jack tool okay. Now listen to this this headline you know what no I'm GONNA say next week because it's fucking good. I want to say next week. I'm going to go here are you doing. Why are you saving? Good stuff you could. You could close strong or not. Maybe it's week. Maybe that's why you're waffling. Not you think better this. This is the headline Irish midget accused of posing as a Leprechaun to extort sex sex from twenty six women in exchange for pot of gold on girls. These three foot four inch tall Irishman. And there's a picture of him was arrested this morning for allegedly taking advantage of of these women by posing as a leprechaun extorting sexual favors in exchange for a fictional pot of gold hidden at the end of his rainbow. Green Lean. Glover's blue diamonds. HOSAKA my chalet Reggie Nipples Red Nipples. Yeah call themselves. Shameless Murphy. It so the offering a sexual favors for gold is that part that's illegal or Davies. He really elaborate CON Leprechaun Irish. At short nothing is like a walking. Fuck it stereotype. I know I I know.

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And he's trying to talk his way into twenty six women or he did and it was the victims all said he dressed up like a Leprechaun and and he said he had a huge and he said that he had a huge pot filled with gold coins hidden at the end of a rainbow. He was willing to offer for sex. Ah So twenty six fucking gullible. Women filed complaints with the this coming anyway and they believe leave. The real numbers is is a little higher so many of these women were extremely naive and vulnerable. No Shit and some even cried when they were told that lubricants don't exist these girls so fucking stupid dumbest thing I've ever heard real leaks can't be there. There's no way two thousand six hundred and some of them believe that there were looking Labra gods and then he was actually lever. God Yeah so he. They say he defaced. Total of sixty four criminal charges including the twenty-six accusations of embezzlement eighteen charges of sexual abuse and eight charges of fraud Joe over the last charge which is little people are allowed to have sex in Ireland. I Dunno they're really horrible about I slept for kind of Procreation exactly you're appropriating episode. God Leprechaun Culture Little Drug Prick. No you can't do that negative. We're not allowing you all right. Well it gets. It's an address worked. The best part is twenty six women totally. I guess they banged up And then they were back then they get a pot of gold maybe eighteen because they says there's eighteen charges of sexual abuse a sexual abuse abuse Really so what did he do. beat him with Shirley. I don't know maybe kicked him in the Shins. I've no I don't know a midget still headbutted. They put her. I have no idea. I don't know but we're getting out of here for the for the name that's right so yeah I don't know what you're doing. You can give me on twitter Kinky Radio Kinky Katie radio DOT COM can you Katie radio female dot Com Kiro radio. Google Google Google Fed life Relative yeah look at my Yeah so hello to all of the new listeners. Hello to fans who love us back CRA- fingers crossed. We go to fast asphalt. Oh what do yeah. I never thought that I will be inserted. Come on as I love you goodbye.