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04/06/2019 A good way to loose a nut sack... The new way to see movies, actually in a theater... Reasons why you should never send Katie the keys to your male chastity device... Mother that has sex with elves, and that they have glitter in their cum... Jizzing in your bosses coffee cup can land you in jail and here is the proof... Dennis Hoff cause of death released... Fudge vaginas for your fudge needs... Episode of "Rule 34"... Mayonnaise with chocolate chips now available... Old people slaying it online dating... Some accents just are not very attractive... Giant inflatable tits found on rooftops in a city near you... Katie is very inappropriate... Everyone loves yoga pants, except for parents... Blow job mod - dental prosthetic to help with your oral skills... Porn meets Ultra for this new PornHub festival... Strange things people blurt out during sex... Cats gone wild.
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The following program contains adult content Crasnick language of a sexual manner, completely irresponsible advise, along with some things, you'll wish you could Anisur if you are under the age of eighteen easily offended, or like to judge others based on their sexuality, please turn us off. For those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. Because I was fucking the shit out. Everyone. Mistake. Kiedis in ten nine eight seven six. Katie's leads starts now. Are you ready? Trust south. You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you? On elmo. And now live from ruled thirty four studio. I bring you girl that won them beans, but the fucking beans on the glass here. She is your host the one. The can be kitty at Joe. This is katie's and I am your host Kate in with me as my favorite, plus the overall clad bulbs headed man. Stacey. Right now. Now, you're not nice house fan. Dumb my house. Your nude on a leather chair. I would not sit I would not send over. No. You wouldn't things tend to stick to leather until we loses sack. For sure. Just got to catch say, Well, I, I know from experience talent. Yeah. Same thing did have leather couches forever. Yeah. Those are so well. All though. Wipe those things right? Dallas of Clorox. You know. Pledge on slim around a little bit. God rear coming at you live from Raza, who live dot com kinky radio dot com and radio Dutton. Oh, my is you're gonna have fun tonight. It's already out one. Okay. I I'm feeling very giggly good for you talk about show prep. Well we had fun this weekend. We went to the heartbreak killer premier is fine. I liked it. That was definitely the way to see a movie. Was very nice. I like to see that teeter seat has going. Now, you know, electric chairs that fucking extend your foot reverie. An electric fucking replied. Oh, yeah. That had a table. No sh-. That was the way to go and the arm rest are very wide. And the seats were very wide like it was very comfortable shit. You wanna drink snack. It's, it's definitely the way to go. It was. Yeah. I don't want to see a movie any other way any logger that's less. I'm home, and it's not far too far from us. So, you know, it's that bad like we could go to a movie. Sure. You know, share whatever we could anyway. Happen. House. I'm just kidding. Yeah. There's gonna be no show next week because I'm going to be on set filming my scenes for family snapshot and another one for naughty dirty nasty per to unless unless like most people. You're listening and podcast form. Then, you know, probably won't notice because I have a couple of squirrelled to, to, to put out there so you own dough pay attention to what she's saying about. There's no show next week there, you know, are releasing other one. Whatever. All right. Well, yeah. Yeah I'm not. I'm time stamping shit again. Sorry. I can't help it. Anyway. Maybe we'll record something the next day, though, because friend and superfan, Shane will be in town, and he he wanted to visit. So he was trying to put he want while he wanted to come on the show, Saturday, hoping I could sit in and I was like we're not doing a show that day.Oh, yeah. Because we're filming. Yeah. Coaster go. Sorry. So then we're, we're thinking about maybe Sunday. So what I could do that, too. I could be arranged. Yes. I mean I don't know usually he comes down and gets a tattoo every time he's here and he has like a hundred million people to see. But you know what? All those other people don't he doesn't have tattoos for them. Well, one of me does got a few. Back. He's in he's into radio shows, what are you gonna, what are you gonna say he really is? And he's a nice guy. Everybody's got hobbies. That's right. Loud. Oh, yes. Looks like a wound will. Yeah. We can do show, avid here. What are you doing stalling? No, I'm not stalling. Okay. There's another guy who wants to lock himself up and send me keys in another state again. Why would somebody want that? I just you're just not gonna pay attention to lose the key anyway. I told this one I said, you're not gonna get the he's back. What do you mean? What do we mean? What you mean? If you're dumb enough to not keep one for yourself, then I'm sorry. You're kinda shit. Look on of you. Okay. Well, then fine send him. Just want wanna be stuck and have to have the humiliation of going to the hospital. It can use your coat. This might send g keys, but they're going to be completely somebody else's guy. Like I just. Bowl. So somebody wants keys back I just sent him a sad. I it might be yours. You get lucky. What model do you have? To say. Thankfully, though the technology to cut those off is pretty like she's a lot better multi tool. Like I have I have the tool that I cut one off without hurting. Somebody what if it's made of tungsten. Now, then I can't then here too. You're done. Sorry. You really do have to go see somebody how 'cause 'cause that's yeah. Now, you can't cut that shit fuck. Now, you're, you're in trouble and circa, tan, even the ers gotta have have an issue. They're going to have to fuck it and figure out, I know. Yeah, you're screwed. Yeah. Because they do make him out of tongues to there are some cages are now. Unlocked, with the keys. I mean, a Caucasian male chastity those who aren't for millions someone had had sent me their keys before, and had sent me Sunday pictures of proof that he was wearing it, you know, whatever. And then he got really annoying. So I just kind of stopped talking to, to pay attention to you everyday to fuck. No. No. But no, no, no. But this guy he wants to say me shoes for keeping him locked up. Okay. Well, you know you mail mail key back every once in a while. Oh. Oh, no. Knows what he's getting into. Made it crystal clear. It's time stamped with the date, I could have told you anymore than I did. But, you know, I am not sending these back to you. So you were free on board. And now I have a closet full of shoes. So he said he goes, and then when it gets to some sits to the point he goes, I can store them for you. Just send them as you need them. You just tell me. I know it's, it's one of those things I can't imagine. But, like I can't imagine myself doing something like that. But I'm glad somebody does because at least it keeps me entertained, you know got another shoes. And he has for, if there was something that he could ever do to make it more of a punishment. What do you mean? More liked put hot sauce on the inside of his rug in album. I'm gonna Kotei inside my cage with creosote of crease. Okay. Jomon nuts. No. He said, if you're ever late with an order, then you before pairs at once. That's what I said and he was so excited. So. Boy. Skew walking around the house, every time you come home. Look. What are you gonna wear them with? I don't know. He's really brick by ankles. He semi appear slippers. Bushy bunny slippers? Anyway, there's this mother who has sex with elves, and she says she knows that, that she says that they know exactly what she wants.Yes. I just had to get idea for your keyboard for my. Yeah. Yeah, I could I could he could just cut the key to where there's only a little nib- that's gonna stick above the key. Once he puts it into Ternate. You know, like cut just a pattern off the key. So it will go into locked, but there's nothing but it'll eighty bitty piece of adults. Stick it out created turn it. Yeah. Though he gets a key back. Put it in which can't turn it. What are they size ten and a half men's? Did you still play? Anyway. I just thought it'd be great to get enough of a key instead of the whole key. I sent you a finger. All you gotta do Cirque lower back together fucking around. You'll get her bag Chevy. Okay. Highs look for. Let go Rayleigh Lou, you'll be go. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Glued and dried guts. Oh well sorry. When this, this lady says that she bangs elves. Joe that they've glittery sperm awhile. They're extremely flexible. Yeah. She, she claims to be an elf, sex expert, really. She shaving live near a forest I mean, or are they city ELS? She's icelandic. So yeah, you don't know. No, you don't know. You're right. She might have actually banks. How's it? So weird place up there, she's even written a book called, please yourself. But, you know, L end of yourself is. Cavs cheap brags about the tons of orgasms that she has from love, you know. I thought we talked about her once where, where yeah, it's just basically taken about, you loosen gen-x, the whole towns, come by Bangor an L, costumes. It's like their yearly sh- Morgan festival. Gosh, the schwa- again. Yeah. Schwartman. Yeah. We all we all give her we give her drug and we also down Bancaire web pointy ears. Overseas cartoon Smurfs. That's what is based on. Smurfs was based on this. We've been doing this for longtime. That's terrible. That's awful. Why or not doing it? It's my slanted people, I know that she's banging ELS for crying out loud. She says sex with humans are boring willia- it is boring because you're not a lot of drugs in the whole town's. Not really you once 'cause she says else can read your mind and when it comes to sex that they know what you want. They, they don't even have to ask for flex flexible shit. There's a book of elf sex positions. Seriously? You can check it out. There's a there's a link to. Yeah, it's the bad part is printed, Alvin. So unless you read Alvin. Do you know how many people fucking are into, like Lord of the rings shit? Does gonna be people they can do it? Yeah. They're going to change can people get married in Klingon. So we could do this to married elven, as well. I'm sure, especially the ones that shoot glitter techs. You know. Chevy chew at a long way with her fucking fucking fantasy here. Yeah. She says, you know it's amazing and incredible what they do with their tongue. So it doesn't even like size doesn't even matter. No. Because they're really tied. He rarely they got tiny tics, but they're really go through Tong. But the but the gorgeous glittery shimmery, sperm, will leave you wanting more. Is that what we have been have have to wait into war? Put put a little fucking glitter down to your re throw before we blow. I bet there's a way to do that. I bet there's some kind of way to feed some glitter Daniel urethra. Well food Greek glitter, but then that's in your bladder, maybe then it melts you've got no sugar all in your Ethan. It's not a good idea. You're going to get you TI or yeasty. Well, no. 'cause you wouldn't fuck and blow it up in me because I wanna see the glitter. What's the point? That's what I'm saying. At the rain. And then what if I had stopped up hoes snot glitter plug? Hard like crystallize to bull. Idea. I don't think we could safely do glitter dick. How's she lose her? Fun explain that one. Well, I don't know.I had a glittery BV kidney stone student hit by a high. Oh my God. Okay. I, I don't know what it is that people putting bodily fluids and other people's beverages. But it seems to be like thing lately. They can have a part of you. You know what I mean? I just wanted to be one with her. So I'm a little bit of my sperm in her coffee, odd. So this is a coffee come. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He got he got. No. He's not. He got arrested at the workplace. Well, then you have the, you know, I hate you. Eat my ges, we'll know this this happened. Kinda will he been Gysi in his his bosses fucking Cup, like almost every morning for the past four years. He was her assistant. Yes. And he was on. He had a very fucking tight schedule. She had for him. And all the schedule was a very strict coffee time. Like gotta be here by riba. Well, the two from had like a verbal fight the. The guy who's an ear shot of a dozen or so, other employees said that he'd been juicing her that he's just in her coffee, one hundred times while he just told her that well, he said, he almost looked proud when he told her and that it'd be eating is like I've been eating your shit breer 's. But all this time you've been drinking my come. And then he smiled and yeah, totally could've line. There's no proof. There's no proof. Well, you know, all, but at least she thinks she's been drinking come. Yeah. Well, it was the first thing when the cops come to see me go. Yeah. I was I was fucking with her. Come on. It's America I can fuck with somebody, it was a couple of the employee's overheard of the ones that called the cops a wanted to get that pitch back, but not actually get her back. You know what I mean? You just tell her some evil shit and and chevalier driver sell fucking nuts. And I don't really have to do anything other than planned to goddamn seed. And the seed is planted. Yeah, no in your good at that too well, because. Yeah, well, I would I would not go this route, I would not go. I've been Gysi because I really don't wanna talk to cops. And I know it's gonna come down to talking to cops. Oh. Anyway, because like how prove that? Like, how do they say we're going to put you on the witness Tango head? I'd never just copy to prove it. Sure. I didn't I never would do that. No. I loved her shoes, best boss ever. Are you go? Yeah. No. She's a total con-. But that's I mean, come on. Who just somebody's coffee Rayleigh, who does that? I was just an I was trying to think of the nastiest thing, the fastest way that I could say just to a sick depraved abused assistant, you know, I mean, I guess it's possible if you push somebody to the absolute limit of their mental capacity that they would strike back, you maybe they could. But that's not me. I would never do that always pets beyond the. And just ex so inappropriate. Tell me that my bowls are smooth. Tell us tweak and my nipples would. So be me. I don't think he he getting to travel, unless he totally admitted it to a cop then then you'd be in trouble because then you just admitted a blowing not in this bitch coffee for you or your own witness. You know what I mean? He's always very relocates. Sometimes it tastes a little different. I mean I don't know what he does. But there are days for tastes a little off. The tastes third fruity. I don't know. Spare. So it was a weird one paragas does not only affect your your year in out there. People does affect your jazz to sing. That's yeah, if you're looking at your ges. Go down that just cleanse. But, you know, really bad part is, is there's probably more than a handful of people who are listening right now. No. This in new this. It least there's at least a handful guy playing with just on time with his finger swirling live. Live stickers. Look around.Oh boy. Well, you know talking about liking her own brand. I guess I guess it you see that ally with, with, like, Dom videos. You know, the that Dom roll it roll it agai over. So they come on their own face. That's like a common. What I've seen a lot. Yeah. Yeah. No, I have had I've had a wall Chirc you off onto your own face. But they're sent me to jerk muffins, like a glass, redemptive. A fun Eliza. The I could shoot it in your mouth problem. I know it's the tap. You're totally cool with it. It's his left to tap euro, you know. Yeah, I liked it off me for to what it was out of the town. I know I haven't looked off glasses suck. It out of my belly button. Yeah. I show. So you really. What's your problem? Looked it off your ass to I'm sure a lot of nasty filthy things. Well, yes, yes, yes, you have typecast. What was new stinky? Stink like balls. Your native American name. So because that, that was sodas, not been released yet. So everyone's like what the fuck? Hurt at if they didn't hear it. Live. Then the chances are they're not listening to live now. So yeah, you would know your now be would know. Don't let me down people don't let me down real quick. I've got a friend of mine the one who got some gift from Amazon. Okay. Anyway, he, he does embroidery. Okay. And he's a connect you, not question. I'm like k his like is it? All right. If I make you something broad like yeah. Sure. I'm kind of interested to see what he's gonna do. Broiled something you provide. They haven't broderie tattoos now too that he looks like patches, or they can do different kinds. I fucking love. It's yeah. Yes. I kinda wanna patchworks to like I mean, embroidery tattoo, okay. You'll see I'll show to pretty neat sounds like a weird idea. It is what it isn't is it? Okay. No. It isn't. Sure. Sure. Well, it's been more than five months since the owner of the famous moonlite bunny ranch passed away. Yes us off. Sure. Well county sheriff finally released the topsy report, and I, I mean, you know, I mean I know what happened are ready. I do too. Well. No. I mean, I'm just saying you know, heart attack he had a heart attack. He definitely had to have had heart attack. You said he passed away in October at the love ranch following his seventies. Yeah. Seventy second birthday and he he, he did. I have natural causes through there you go. We'll because there are rumors that said he died from a drug overdose because of the way he was bound. And because we'd always hurt. He wasn't a big drug guy now. We'd always heard that, that drugs weren't his thing. Yeah. So I mean, the only thing he had it his system he, they, he had weed in his system, and he had like med survey in erectile dysfunction Viagra. Yeah, yeah. And that's it. So, and they said that even. That did not contribute to his death while he was seventy two and had had heart disease and, and live the life. Yeah. Sure. Sure Saran with women that want nothing but to please you I mean I would have been surprised if it was drugs to be honest with you completely surprised. Yeah. Yeah. To me, anyway, you know. Yeah, but, you know, like you said rumors fly, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do or they got a job? And he's a brothel odor. You know, the people, you know, there's gonna be a allow straight edge people who are gonna want it to be some CD reason, you know, true of that he was old at heart disease. He was diabetic. Yeah. I mean your attic. I mean, hey, you're gonna die at some point here. You know it's gonna happen. No matter how much puts you get. Well, at least he got his fill while he was here, Missouri. Donald see how he couldn't have. He was a nice guy. Oh, okay. So easter's coming and move over Cadbury cream eggs and say Hello to this cream egg. It's inspired. It's called the, the fudge vaginas. I've been cremated in your eggs, four years bitch gross.It's perfect for Easter. Are they because they can be shipped anywhere? So cream filled Kuchis one flavor is, yes, is a cream filled pussy. Okay. The jonah. Who's this? It's made out of an actual mold of Gina is size. Irs it scaled down. Its mould me from a mold of someone's post, okay? But that doesn't mean it wasn't scaled down or up that's you know, could have been made smaller to be bite-size five pound pose. We know who's seen as well. I'm not familiar with the person. Okay. But it's Barbara down packing. You know, marb she's taking this little Abia. As fuck it. God Ralph it would say that Johner me. You can get him in a couple of flavors other than the, the cream filled Cadbury fucking, you can get strawberry vanilla, or just solid chocolate. No dex no tax, no Dicks. So just the pussies so. Yeah. Doll funny games until chocolate deck. Would they gonna call it a genus of Venus? No just a fudge. Deg. Nothing disease like dick. Yeah. See there you go. All right. Well on that note, I think we're gonna get the that we're gonna play episode of thirty four. And then when we get back, I'm gonna tell you about some turds and something that's from the devil. Yeah. Halls anyway will beer that. Tasty and refreshing snack. Vintage porn you like this is weird shit. What the fuck is going on. I would not even do that in the future fuck that's been around forever. And there's some things in there that he's will have been injured that old Jake everybody watched the sake that, that today we are show, which sexually advanced people were we've talked about it when you have no power and you got nothing to fucking. Do you fuck a lot, especially that, you know what I mean you're doing a lot of fucking Bankin. It's just gonna have it in, you know, and I'm not talking about post Christian. You know, you can't fuck unless you want to procreate talking ancient Greece Rome shit like that, the Persians they just Bank 'cause they fucking felt like banging it. Hey, honey. There's nothing to why don't you bring in ten other wives? And we're gonna get fucked weird. It's like bringing my boyfriend dude. That's right. Bring all seven of them. Let's there, dick pic. Well. Cover your spirit. They were this was like their only method of entertainment, I'm probably be really, really. I mean you could guarantee you ought good time if you're banging around, you know what I mean. What are we going to allege that? I you know, it's like, like kids up doors are, are conceived during the winter when everybody's fucking shut. What do you take it is, if you have no fucking power? You're gonna eat gonna fuck. That's kinda lie. G got Facebook. You've got no Twitter. You had got you to stay together. You can't spot. Nothing affi- nothing. Gotta go in fucking fide. You immense drill singer guy damn song or just Sunday. No. World, razz dot com.He hid radio dot com radio dot. Dig the nectar base again. It's better section at the end to you better. Listen to it later, but stuff. Oh man. I do like the. Good. Good. So going back to what we're talking about before, before we went to the little breaking PU was the Cadbury cream Posey's. Sure of dick. That's right. Well, this is an actual thing, we thought that it was just for any fools joke, but it's not. The nervous dot com, which is, is pretty thirty not not nerdy. But they all are called the dirtiest Cobb. So I know reputable those trying to. Okay. Anyway. Haimes has put out a bull. They have a product called seriously. Good mayo the catch flit catch up combo. No, no not. No, no. No. Just seriously. Good male. Okay. Anyway. Well while they put out a version that seriously. Good. Mayo Cadbury cream egg fail egg. There's actual bits of the Cadbury of the candy Cadbury cream egg mixed in with their Menes. In fucking vomit, as well. You know, it could be Japanese for, you know, the Japanese are Javanese are cod. Dutch people love. Mayo Javanese people. Love fucking mail. Have weird obsessions with it. Yeah. No, they do mayo find in the U K, mayo do Clun. Japanese have mayo fun, too. I mean I like mayo but. What's not to like raw egg in oil richest women. Come on you tune. I told it but it does sound weird. A are we shirts, April it was it wasn't enable? First thing hasn't been debunked already know. It has been debunked. Okay. So there is no Cadbury egg. No, there is. No, not among. Right. It was it was confirmed. Yeah. Confirmed in firmed on the, the first or another day, it was confirmed today yesterday. Okay. Yeah. Well I dunno weird combinations. Think sometimes fries, you buy and nuts celery peanut butter yet. That's pretty good combo. You're right. And you wouldn't think so either delicious eight is, it's quite tasty. Something. Fucker you too. Yes. There's eighty two year old granny cougar and cheese. Apparently. Laying at dinner. Yep. Really? Yes. She says she's never been. Off tender, the didn't wanna fucker. She lives in New York. And she's been just other living her best sex life. If you're in New York, at least you have a large pool of people, you know what I mean? 'cause not everybody's gotta be integrate Los ex. That's right. But she only banks that are way younger than her. Sure. There's but it's good. She lives in a big city. You know what I mean? Sigas three Dixit week lots. Yeah. Dictate. Dictate that granting out some new hips, their titanium grading go to give you have. And she is just cheer pictures all over fucking, Instagram and stuff, and she pretty shebang -able, you're not answered me. It's not my thing classical says, though. Extra graham. I'll like no. She's cute. Okay. She's, she looks like she'd be fun. Okay. She, she, she put her cigarette out on your tongue. You know, I don't wanna do that. No. Just kind of like, oh. Oh, oh, Kevin. He has lick mommy's position. What? What? I'm not like I'm not liking this role play. His role blazed out working for me where any yet of London. Oh, no. Old Jewish grandma's. Not doing it for me. I got to switch to different roles. I don't I don't think I could quite perform on old Jewish, grandma. Tell me why he might be able to. I don't know.I don't know. That's, that's, that's. Well, we know some people that are into it, but okay. Some people yes to not one of those people now not so much. Yeah. I know. Until you get to that age. No, it's not gonna make me hot down either. Like, no, it's not doing it for me. All right. So now you know where much life was going. I'm gonna get on to I'll be Tinder granny will first of all, you're, you're, you're, you're not a Jewish lady, so, and you're, you're not a New York Jewish lady. So doing it old New York Jewish lady accent is what doesn't work for me. That's like that's like banging somebody from Boston, which is really fucking annoying dead. Fucking Tom Brady. I tell you best quarterback about. I mean I banked I banged to check who literally sounded just like that. I had a really hard time. It was like, wow, you're pretty good luck at in yet. Just shut your fucking mouth. I can't do it just just. How so good from south Boston in just drunk, you know. It makes me think of a, oh, God. What's her name is all I could take about every time. Fucker. That's exactly what would happen that goes through my head as well. Now, you try to get Jake hard when all go into your head is mad Damon as a puppet, you know what I mean? Doesn't work now. I can I can see where it would. I've just seen the chick from SNL. She's like, oh, yes, she's Jimmy Fallon and they're they're Boston. It's, it's I like it. You gotta remember. I wanna tell you go at that. No, no. I guess he that's, that's exactly what it was like. And that's what I realized I don't like to access. This is not working for me. Like I feel like like like you're one of the boys I, I don't know what it is. This is not right. I, I don't know why like apples. Yes. Thank you. Shake. Well, speaking of apples, they were gonna go to your favorite segment standing by boobs in and on the news, it's time once again for Tippett if you're ever in inland. You might be confronted by Kolatsi little inflatable pets perched on top of city. Rooftops big blow of hooters, you're going to be confronted with them. They are going to be in your face early, except on a roof, but it's kinda like in your face. They're joining for stories on the air. So really, they're not your face Norma's or in your face. Yeah. Yeah. But they also serve very important purpose airplanes crashed into the buildings tote legs. Yeah. They kind of outs down. You can't nine eleven us or titties. Never forget, we have Bobi protection here types in a British accent. So what would it be like titties? I don't. I don't I don't do good British accents. I try not to do it. No. I don't. It always turns into something else. I, I can't really do they're like you're no. You should stop that. Exactly. Yeah. So I will anyway, but they even have they have real, like, realistic aerial isn't as big jober 's of. So what's the what's the fucking lifesaving point here? We have inflate. Oh, boo. Boo. It's been London. They're all over the place. It's, it's a celebrate mother's day and it's mother's day. Of course. Why not? Well, it's also to end the sigma of public breastfeeding pumping. Oh, breastfeed crazy. Rest reading ladies. Yeah. Yeah. So the giant proves are part of the hash tag, free the feed campaign. So they they want. She'd be like see it's not big view, stuff, sexualizing, boobs, stav it. I can't stop. I can't either bouncy. Either. They're supposed to chew on Nevels all the tire. Anyway. That is your kids man for hit man. No. I mean like I said, tad to kill us to to get us to stop sexualizing. And I totally could try. I mean, you know what I mean, However, I can not make it a big deal.If I see a girl boobs, you know what I mean. I'm not an earlier. You know what I mean? I, I don't seem creepy when people are daycare, or anything like that. Oh, you totally your junk stare, you'll you'll you'll go right out of till I will. And it will be obvious that I'm taking a peek. Yes, taking peak. But I'm not saying linger Yano you're staring. No. Yes. I mean, what if I have to describe it to the cops later like like you're staring? Like like. Well, you, you know, the look you know how you how you used to be able to go to the zoo and my metro zoo and Miami and used to be able to go down in a little cave, and you could see the tiger right on the other side of the window. You know, how, you know how sometimes when you're on the other side of that window, and it's feeding time and that Tigers just staring at you and you look at it, and you know that it is thinking, I'm going to eat that let his looking at you. That's the look that you that, that's the stair you think I'm that cock hungry. No, it may not be a cock. It could be boobs. It could be Vagit could be an as it could be literally anything. So you think I'm just I haven't that charged up horned up all time, I take that when you see something you like you stare at it. Yes, yes. I did say every pair boobs. No. But when you do it when. When I appreciate a set. Yes, I do. Yeah, you're, you're, you're, you're creepy uncle Katie you. Biden. No, you're worse. Long. And you actually mean it at a sexual way you're kidding. You like dose max, max fax those, those hall, and those are so awesome. Getting what you're doing. All the time. Electeds the oh, really do so anyway, we have to we have to die for Tito to fix us. There's no there's can't do it. I mean however, get reprogram. However, we definitely go go places. It would peop- with sexual things are going on. We're not we're not freaked out by anything now. So nothing. Nothing makes us big eyed, and any way, shape or form. So in that way, we're not really because you know what I mean some people are super creepy. We know we see them we beat them. Yes. A have you met this guy? I don't think we're that, that well maybe we are that creepy. Seven people, we probably are, what are they know, the people that we used to hang out with a lot of? Matt, it is. Let's go. Remember when you made me play the will you make me play. But when I played the quarter game with that really nasty bartender over at the Greenbrier. I have those familiar with the quarter game this is where you take your top off. And you guys one of a you stick a quarter on each pursued on on the top lead like their nipple. Rub other nipple, and then the other girl has to squish her boobs up to the against the other chicks tents and then take the quarters like supposed to get appealed to quarters back with her. So, yes, so you're hot and sticky but anyway. And I did I played this game with this one. Just barton. You say that. And, and such, it's not because she was a bartender. She was, it was a pretty seedy bar shoes. Mary, meth head while it was, it's, it's a CD bar, and it's like, you know, four it's a place. It's over to like six in the morning. They kicked me out. I'm actually banned from that place because they thought I was prostituting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're typecast, I told you I was like, what typecast I'm just here. Having some drinks having fun. I'm talking to you. Comedown. Sure. Going off. So, yeah, no, not one, like really seating thing is if you're ever there at night at closing time last call and chip. They put a garbage bag down on the floor in the middle, there's like three bars and they're like, there's pits. The girls are in the middle island. This is the way it was, too. You know, fifteen years ago, ten years ago, we don't we don't we don't really worse. Now could be bulldozed over ninety exists who knows. How can you continue the way it was? You know what I mean? At some point somebody's something's gotta have it, and it's going gonna be there Yano. I don't know. But anyway, they, they put a trash bag on the floor, and then they take the tip buckets, and it just throw it on the floor on the girls have gleaned.Gonna go for it and like fight to get to grab whatever tips, earliest, it seemed that way every time we saw, it seemed like they were fighting over it, like it was a who could cash grab. Yeah. Whoever grabbed the most cash got to cash, exactly. I don't know. There had been counting it. They had to been you can't sustain that night tonight, somebody's gonna stab at bitch. Dots, probably the point like yeah. Kid to kids stain that can't do that every night. And here's like liked even in the I mean it was packed afternoons. Didn't they would do the laundry shows there and bars used to have girls? Oh, come in lingerie and bring a whole bunch of the lingerie stuff in the middle of the day and have cards and you bought like raffle tickets. And then if you won the raffle that you've got out, she was wearing or, or pay quad, or you could pick one because I actually had quite a bunch of. Oh, jim. That would be like, that's the only raffle like I could consistently win was bar raffles for larger and other people. We get them to their like hero wanted. Honey? I I y you put it as long as we see it. Put them. They're like, yeah. Only I go. I don't know. I, I had too much of that. It's kind of funny. I used to have it all in the same bag Dow's Beira central's or something, one of them, I will. Everybody loves leggings yoga pants. Look, you personally, I flooded loving. That's right. Well, there's a concern Catholic mother. She recently wrote a letter to the diversity of Notre Dame expressing that the pants are made by the devil, and devil, pants and has caused women to voluntarily expose their nether regions to she's completely to our son. She's completely, right? Yeah. She girls on campus and around their fault for the corruption over son. Well, yes, and no, yes, yes, they can take completely corrupt. You put it's not the yoga pad fault. It's and it's time for your son to be corrupt, and I think they are. People that have have other people that have seen this article already because I had a kind of a, a rise in requests for camel toe pictures. Yeah. So I put some on there the other day. I'm like hurry. Go slice thought for ya. It them pennies. But no, it was during the soft leggings to you'll see him there gray at can you radio anyway. But yet she. People people, people didn't quite go over well with people. Oh, no. Of course because you're gonna take away yoga. What are you talking? But no bitch. Go home. The students organized a campus leading day. Yes, we're all wearing them. I'd wear it as a dude to help help with do protests, another crew. Look at my dick, how that nut toe. Here it is Chuck nuts. Well and another group held leading Pride Day with Naven leading protest. Can you believe that shit like a believe it? Well, no. Because she's, she's absolutely right there. They are revealing all ball sack, and I can't believe people get away with wearing I love it. I don't wanna see a change ever. I wanna see at all. I liked the trend. I liked the way they make butts. Look, I liked the way they make crotches look. They make everything look good. I think the I love when people were the flesh tone ones, 'cause like democrat, naked seriously. It's double take all my God. You're no word anything. That's a shirt. What's going on there? Wow. Kindle? There's an artist and a dentist and she or he came up with a flea show. Modification project a blowjob mud. Yeah. Ext. It's too, he's kinda he wants to explore the ideas about how dentistry could change the future objects. Cuss the make you so, so, so Chivers ended up feel real good slide known attack. It's a it's a retainer that promises to increase sexual pleasure doing VJ school. Oh, it's like a gummy retainer come on now. It's a fully blown prosthetic that you have to get fitted for. You have to get molds taken. I mean you can't get it right away. It's customized and it said to be the best blowjob mouthpiece ever, I've played with, you know, I've done tried to the gummy ones, a t's covers whatever.Yeah, they're gummy. They fit over your facial guide him hockey player. Drooling. There's a lot of drool involved. There you are not to shut up. Please shut up. Balls or candy coated by the time you're times, slobber and spit. Looks like a unicorn, took a pass audio early. Sure. Wasn't an elf. It was it was a glittery. Oh my God. So there's three function of the mouth, you know, aesthetics, pronunciation and chewing. But what about oral sex? What about it? What about it about it was, obviously designed to stick addicted to God. Is it no? Discusses that this is you know that talks about this. The dental community. Of course they tone, why would oh come on. You know they do at the conventions dental conventions. Be awesome. Get some more dick. I mean I don't know what I mean. I don't understand. I mean it covers the teeth obviously, it's, it's, it's like the civic thing, retainer you clip in. Yeah. Over your teeth. Yeah. So it makes your teeth soft and it, it adds bumps and ridges to the roof your mouth to the inside of a flashlight. So you got soft squishy has your you. You're used to bag a flashlight. So we're gonna make her mouth, more like your flesh flashlight. Maker more like book toys. Can we do that, Bob? It's all right. We call it our into retain her. Oh, Nathan Intel rotator, what's are used to. Oh, birds and protect the palette. You know, during during aggressive Orel it does. I'm sure it would Gallic is. It's all bumpy. I love would get ahead. Here again, I yeah, our tractive is this get a? Let's go, what is your mouth like pushing? So screw you watch your mouth, look like a flesh lie. Why? Not for you. For you. Porn hub has launched its own house, and techno music festival. Cords accord. Well, it's like yeah. It's like porn meets ultra is what you're doing. I mean I, I like the idea boil. You're not like the idea. Connie west was asked to be the creative director. Oh, he's created the porn hub awards. Okay. And when porn hub put out an album, there was like they featured like a lot of rap songs. But. Yeah, no, they want him. They want him to do it. Okay. Well, we want him. I mean, is that a reason to hate it? I don't know. He do. I don't know either on if it comes out good. It could be like all him and just like different version. There's no I know it's all about house and techno, but I'm. Okay. You know it could be good. Yeah. You know, it's right. You don't have any why would point of. Out of the standard. Because it doesn't need to do anything. It's the greatest from all of the homemade porn amateur. You guys send us out there for crying out loud. They don't produce any foreign and yet and yet they have all the born in the world. I think they do that all the porn in the world. But a lot of porn. No. I mean, I think they do produce some other stuff through the thing so well no, I could be wrong. I mean I don't know what to look that up. Anyway. We'll porn hub fest. We'll be introduced in June. The June ninth in Los Angeles, porno fest, yet, porno best, it's the unofficial. It's the unofficial national sex day every. Los Angeles LA. It's going to be, yes, California. We'll see how it is telcos. We'll fans of the old school can expect special hardcore sets. They save I secret gas and the festival promises house and techno from the heydays like like eighties porn. Oh, well, you know, oh, and the food is going to be like some of the people that are like some of the food jerks. Let our dogs well in and out burgers, of course and subway really well because foot longs in and out here.Yeah. So basically the food's gonna have innuendo to at the porn hope fest, 'cause you need it, you, I know as your foreign it's not pointing enough unless you have any Wendo. The fact that there's a dick pointed right at you. That's not innuendo. Dick wounded. It's good. They said actually that the tickets prices are going to be pretty Ford. -able. I don't know. It's like it's a boy. There was like a horn hubby. How can we make more money? What can we do so music festival old school, techno will have Connie to it? It'll be great. What? It's just outside of that. Great really not. Really? No. It's not. Yeah. It's it had potential for about a half a second. I mean I don't know. So. Anything's fun on a on a pocketful of acid. This is very true. I don't care if it's raining. That's what she'd come with every like music festival take it as you know, there's a there's a pan sheets. There's a panel on the back of ticket. That's where the president measure. It would be much better. That way. It's true. I would appreciate it. So I go, she's so. And so there was music. There was a band. I have noted there was a DJ over there. I just misty things rate. There's just got a recent. Horror stores, the original friend at the bar one night. A few drinks later. He invited me back to his place. Watch a movie Netflix and chill? So we got this place, he puts on the fucking lion. King two things escalated prefund quickly and eventually he started going down on me. And then it felt pretty wet like more than usual. I realize he was crying. Sobbing in my pussy, and it was covered in tears and snot I as. You're busy. I ASA asked him, if everything was okay, and he said he was just sad because FOSS was dead who Fossa. I mean. Really don't like pussy. How to tell her. These are not the keys to success. Now, I wonder if this, I wonder if this is the same same guy says I was having sex with a guy, I'd only recently started seeing okay well. He had the TV on in the background noise. And it was the news channel I was half watching and my pleasurable. Oh. Actually turned into Ozama. Since we're still together. But it earned the nickname, Michelle. I would be kinda kinda free. That would be a strange thing to have you. I would definitely laugh at you. Oh. And then the only thing I can think of it. My head is oh. Really? Smell like Cam came cleaner camps that stuff racing fuel Cam, a, God Tara, remember anymore, he's to Cam to Cam selling twenty five. He CD would stop asking we stuck to that. That's trying to help you remember. I'm trying to work out your brain. I let it go let it go. Let it go. That's the best rated with it because you can't think noble. Yeah. If you can't remember, just it's not gonna happen. So don't don't, don't give yourself a brain. Hernia. I'm not I'm sure you don't have to like shoot out of my forehead. Like when I got a regular hernia. And I don't like no we're not gonna do this post out like with the unicorn shoe. You're not adults. This goddamn, it little squirrel murder face. Yes. God, damn little black score jumped right? Over the top Opoku libra. We have moved in squirrel table. Big old to gets for the little one. Yeah. Who did God he loves stepping on trays and tracking things all over the place knocking things.He's fucked him. He's, he's crashed band follows you everywhere this does the little one. All right. We're getting here for the night. All right. So we'll see when we see you and I definitely hope everyone has a great recipe weekend. Rest of the week whenever you are listening to us. Do you have anything for me? I didn't take your fucking paper towel and I didn't fucking touch a try anyway. Yes. So. Nice time we talk, I will be. Talking freshman building. We're movies. Come. I will talk to kiss. 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