#381 Ashtray Love Harem

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Great ass scott fantastic as sufficiently nutty where. You're not sure if you're gonna wake up with all your appendages if you were laying next door or at least in my mind. That's the way it works. I don't think that's going to happen. The what's going to happen. You're gonna survive the night as it'd be like course i survived. How many nights sleeping next to you. I'm just saying. I'm not torturous mrs zombie. Whatever heard directly all right. I'll figure it out you're right figured okay. Sure if you're gonna ride on crazy and you got to buy the ticket on the as london. All the exists now club strokes popes and pies of got four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steam on my head like a screaming cattle. I'm gonna talk. Coach it to strangers all night. I'm going to lose the plot on that dance floor the free radicals inside me a freaking tonight. I'm chitra volks three popper. I'm going to never neverland with my chosen family. Mind we're gonna get more spice out than meal on strong advocate tonight. It could be the sweet quitting my burner. What's the lucky and now live from thirty four stadiums. I bring you a girl that only occasionally lashes out at random people online she is your host the one the only kitty low. Hello and welcome to the show. This is tiki. katie's world number three eighty one. I am your host can katie and with me as always this tackler the awesome the wonderful. My favorite plus covers thought. Join mr se. Elusive the loosen. Well sure yeah well like a ninja but also name serious because there's people that they they get a little angry on youtube than. I show his face on camera. You completely can see the side of my face right now. I don't know extra talking about like who who wants. I wouldn't wanna see me if i like. Does it really really you know guts to cameras and like you know you know. Anyway we are coming to. You live from rule. Thirty four studios can katie radio. Dot com and radio. Cass dot net. It's almost double spooky time. And i'm excited excited. 'cause you're you know dorky. Goth girl stand. This is my holiday. Smy one holiday. That i really get into. I'm an elder goth. That's right gos- goss go to the beach. A gas gates what others say goff glove gas whenever a war. I have There's a there's fan. I don't know if he wants to be there. Well i don't know if he wants to be doctrine. It's not like docs to getting a well. I'm getting virgin mary costume it's coming next week. Okay fun a huge. Like masturbated i said. Yeah that's the point. That's why i wanted. Because i'd said you know i was like oh i just put something new amazon. He's yup you're getting. It can be pregnant because you know. I could be pregnant right now. We're not sure we don't know. I mean i can always do a couple of inversions. One you know with a belly be pregnant belly bright. I'm not a you know if. I scored i squared. I'm not gonna pull out a fetus or anything like that like that's going a bit you florida. Well it really eight depends on what you're into now if you're into contrast then you're in. The contrast contrast is good sometimes. Sometimes sometimes. It is one of the one of the things that i that i think is funny is now i saw an article and who the hell knows how true it is but people are discovering benny hill and getting pissed off of how bad. Benny hill was towards women. Really it's fucking hill you know. It's not well no. It was completely like out of you know the whole thing. Yeah it was. He was divas dirty. Funny he would chase women around and rip their clothes often. They'd all be running around in their underwear and he reaches chasing like a whole long line of women.

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Whatever it was right there was british and it was fun while And that was the whole idea. Back then is that it was like that. That was the point. Yeah yeah i mean nowadays. It really looks rough. You know. I mean there's some people that are that are cringing play and definitely is to put put put it in context. It you know. At the time usually it digitally he slept with ball guy on the head right chase after some women. Their pennies right. I don't know normal stuff. People listen to the music they probably. I know that's where it came from. Can you fucking love it up. Yes exactly this which you hear all the time well anyway. This came from the benny hill. Show pretty sure do. Will the song itself makes most things. Funnier it just really. Does you put this anybody montage. And for whatever reason you just think laughter. I don't know why sh-. I guess. Maybe i do old though really. You're not that old. Yeah no but yeah. I mean it is far as being able to enjoy a show. That nowadays just doesn't really hold up to today's standard of stuff. I got imagine. Imagine showing that to like a certain group of people. Now they'd be like. Oh god yeah. I mean an old man chase around pathways for no reason other than to chase them around every episode just it just do just run after like greg on their ass and stuff like i was ripping their clothes off with the theme song played in the background. Stop it stop motion type stuff to people you know home i got. We need to cancel him. He said already been canceled. Leave it alone for a long time. Cancelled themselves too late now. You can't wipe her memories fucking sci-fi we've seen it. And i feel hurt by seeing it like. I don't feel like i've been wrong. No by watching it. i liked it. I recognize that that you know. Maybe that's not how you should but even if you're lady you want to be chased around by old man. Who's to say you're wrong for wanting to do that. You know i if everybody's on board everybody's on board by an old man that's right around town. They read it in the script. Stop motion style going on music in the background. Yeah right some to okay funny and that nineteen sixty five way better. The smothers brothers really. Yeah no no rob. I saw a picture that rob zombie is Redoing the munsters the tv. Show the munsters. Okay yeah well. And no surprise who he picked to be lily. Munster who defected. We literally moster his wife. He puts he puts her never movie that that he makes. I mean you're acting. Like i know this i mean you know. Well i thought you would okay. Well i'm sorry. She as the annoying girl the blonde chick in every movie. Like you've ever seen rob zombie. Oh rob zombie ito. For some reason. You were saying rob zombie but my brain was saying rob schneider. Yes ralph's hobby. Very very big difference between rob schneider. Well g see my confusion here. Like who is rob schneider's wife. I don't know if you're me and you think it's rob schneider. Obviously lots of strange thing but no rob zombie yes how house thousand corpses. Yes screaming like her. She's hot when you talk about. I put it in everything. So i'm not saying she's not hot. Okay gertie hor quality. I'm just saying that really weird. It's just level ten years or she always plays so god damn annoying like oh my god. Please stop i mean. That's that's exactly the role. Yeah know i mean. That's the role. Hate this person. Oh wow look that crate ass dishonors. God scott fantastic as efficiently nutty where. You're not sure if you're gonna wake up with all your appendages if you're laying next door or at least in my mind that's the way it works. I don't think that's gonna happen. The what's gonna happen. You're you're going to survive the night as he be like. I have survived. How many nights sleeping next to you. I'm just saying i'm not torturous.

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Mrs ambi- whatever weights heard right. Figured out a right figured out okay. Sure if you're gonna ride on crazy train and you've got to buy the ticket saying well that's true once you buy the ticket you're kind of you know you're obligated to right at least next to sky. I mean it's almost like running a marathon or something like that you know. Take a trust you alert. please don't kill me right or shebab. Large objects in my but exactly bedia. Sm couple on twitter loved death. They're so nice rate lease But i don't believe i've ever talked to slave husband but the very friendly to you online at least whoever's communicating on the messaging. They're they're very friendly. And i have just i have just seen things. Wow that they're like bedia underscore couple something like that. Yeah yeah yes. I was saying that people could find no. I know. But i'll just follow me. I repeat anyway whatever. There is this college lacrosse player. She looking dot. I don't know why i laughed. I said sounds got a bad. But i can't stop laughing because images well anyway. There's this colleges the cross players. She died competing in a hot dog eating contest. She choked and she she did. They say that's like one of the most foods choked on his hotdogs. I mean it's i swallow. Nobody's there knew the heimlich. I mean you're at a hotdog eating contest. They don't have one person that can perform a lifesaving heimlich maneuver. I have no idea she was fucking take into. She was like russia hospital but then She died but it's like oh my god you're like working down hundreds and you know there are some guys like she died. Taken sausage A winner in her and her lungs. She got a long winter. I love reader. Oh god you got to watch out. For that long waiters i wonder what the like er stats is in people. Getting low shot into their lungs. It's got to happen like when like spit or something. Hits the back your throat and you start fucking cop. Go down the wrong pipe because yeah nice load of yogurt. Talent down throat and that flap is flap the wrong way a flooding your flood. Something out. I think she drowned. I wouldn't. I wonder what the odds are that. That's actually happened when somebody's been blowing me and i just resented where you'd be aware because you know. Did anyone die during head. What do you mean. I mean from lung from anyone expire. Like no not that i know of no asset. I mean blacked out a lot though. Boy do i really know. That's just nature's way of saying you don't need to remember that i'm just saying around for a lot of it and sometimes sometimes you didn't blackout as well. Sometimes you did blackout as well. I had no idea what we did the night before. I know because. There's this time that i hit you with the fucking car and either of us remembered being but i say no idea but we will have an idea. Yeah no we were out. And i remember being out but i don't i don't remember anything after a certain point. Oh yeah it's like. Well i remember up until here. And that i picked it back up here so whatever happened to john now. Yeah so i wonder what the stats are on that. you know. there's gotta be some sort of a record keeping somebody's keeping records so well. I'm sure i mean there's there's a drowning come now. There's there's a rumor that there's a there's a log of strange objects that got stuck in or fi. Okay you know like there's a database somewhere. Yeah yeah light like oh all this got came from assholes and all this came from like your ethos go on cavernous. Posey's whatever cavity. So you know what i mean. Oh oh god okay. All i had to do is mentioned. Cavernous pussies energised. Maybe fucking think of one of the most vile fucking things that go another fuck fest. I've just let you know while you're in the middle of it told me to remind you told me to stop immediately. If you're using fuck every other fucking word reminding you. You're doing it what you rubbed off on me. You fucking gabi that kuti rub rub off sohar a break my button on you. Say i don't remember ever no.

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Yes i do yes i do yes i do. You can cut. Stop me on on youtube. I was watching wang. Why and you to it about what they called a vagina vacant. Which oh my god. Oh my god that that was another really bizarre story. Ooh going to explain to walk away after that. Okay that's that like like Show show bacon the fuck show baker. You had some the other week. You're marching on. Oh a big debate. Big nothing like that right. No okay not tell. The tale of said this chick was was on her period and pretty much. It looked like the entire lining for uterus decided to come out all at once and it looked like disgusting strip of bacon. No flesh bagan. I'm i'm gonna go ahead and say it looked like a bloody earthworm. Oh you know a bloody earthworm. Maybe four or five inches long. You know well but it was. It was also flat end and it did have had it was it was had longer parts. Here yeah it bigger anyway you kind of get the idea like an intestinal most later or a blood vessel or something some like that. The more tissue we wait the normal mentor. Menstrual action that she found in her toilet and it has so she decided Fish out of the toilet which is weird number one. Because why would you do that. It's pretty fun gross. Well now whatever drinking you know you no sort of say well what it had what it looked like kind of like Like an orifice like pucker puncture in it. Looks like a little butthole. But it wasn't. It was actually the the rim of her cervix. The opening of her cervix the lining of that outlined. Oh my fucking god. That's so fucking awful. Well then people she put it online and she's talking about and tell them a whole story and pictures. Oh god there's a lot of pictures and this is all posting on like it. Annonymous messaging board of some sort one former another. Yeah something like that right well. People kept telling her eat it. Eat it go on giant vacant beacon. They're like eats bacon and she's like you guys are gross and then they're like are we. Are we as the one that has it sitting there taking pictures of like not only did it come out of you. Not only did that happen but you saw it a b. decided to fish it out see decided to set it up and look at it and study it. You post that shit. You went out of your way to post it so yeah i wanna see you eat it. Well here's the thing she cooks at Pictures of her cooking it and of it getting the grease off on paper towel afterwards. And like did you eat it. You know go but it smelled delicious. Yeah but it smelled delicious. And i'm thinking you disgusting motherfucker fucker you probably did eat it heard. That's her own brand scabs to. I mean it's your own stuff. What are you going to do. Give a fuck shit. I heard people they eat. They make pets and fucking their placenta after they give birth. he's all like little. I live in the trees. And everything is wonderful soon nutrients than suck it up with the mother of god the whole garden mother rollerball. No fuck it that's disgusting. I'm not. I'm not gonna know okay but it here again decided to post about it. This is child. Wellington because a named it after goes with that you're eating right now. The beef wellington well guess plus jock sal. My placenta race so fucking grows. Hey did you know that. Super mario japanese so kinda. Technically mario is actually his last name and his first name. Is it seamy but hall. Okay hang on. Jackson me curious about that for about a half a second. I really forgot what was happening there.

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Letter butts can't help it. You're really supposed to be having a conversation with me here. Not i mean so. Let's go to my favorite segment standing by little cheeky. Monkey might not be the porn. You would pay. It is appoint katie. One it's time once again for speaking of buts there's a couple of barriers that that i cover it and well ms dalia. She posted a picture of. she's like. Oh i missed missed wearing latex. And she's wearing this. Latex catsuit with the zipper in the crash and she's been over she goes but i have missed that ass. That is such a cute agree as and then this kind of does tie into foreign pick of the week because she does do porn right. Sodas her husband okay but anyway anyway well. She goes sipped jade that she can find her at sift jade on on twitter. What she's got a great fucking acid. She plays ru open. she's got. She's got to lightsaber tattoos on her on her chest cross. But she's she's performing tonight. So does she later. Unless you're listening live. She's going on midnights on our after we're going to be going on in the castle. You're oh you're always good at making sure you get that information out ahead of time that way. If anybody wanted to see said person they had no shot. Well guess what didn't find out until today like actually not too long before the show. So what the fuck was i supposed to do. Let me tell you about this curls. Incredible ads that you cannot go. See now. I said i'm a bej for me down just in the area last week. Eighty cheeses far didn't know last week all right so now getting to the poor and pick of the week well some of it just bring it are attached to a few asses. Oh god We'll also i had said something to sit. Jade's ma'am i of said that. I have a she gives me your lady boehner. Okay you know. And i was like she's really really nice and you know like it's always cool to do projects with her and stuff like that. Because i was started. I started kind of like stocking boy. I know it's so bad over boy. Well he told her. I'm like oh no i felt like i was like a fucking stupid fan girl like what i'm like. I have to see this person again. Like i don't fantastic great east about before. Yeah well because i always fucking hammered before so now i whatever whatever one one of the things that's really been fucking attorney me on and make tangle again is i like seeing two friends hanging out or and i like seeing the one one friend male try to seduce there other male friend dogo like that's like the whole like and then and then you know it's like they start like almost kisser starts to get me off so it's really fucked up. It's it's not fucked up but it really started to turn me on it. Mostly fucking connor lately because connor. That's right he. I feel like he just needs a little push. The low pressure would push the to fucking just hook up with the dude. Because i think he i he already has but i just kinda wanna give him that little push then let me watch now and the another very strange thing that i've never been attracted to you before because that dude that he hangs out with all the trash chase guys. Hang out with the Abroad okay. Yeah it's not just in her sometime. Remember remembers name would always seems like he always takes like one of the dues at a time he seduces them and like get hammered and stuff like that like. That's your fan fiction. Land there for for for that particular dude who does videos in japan about japan going around japan but he's an english student right of rawdon japan. Right because it's like. Oh yes we're going to have a whole bunch of fucking soccer.

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We're gonna take a bus to go to the hot springs again. it's full mood. And then and then my connor comes out there in a love hotel and he's wearing women's lingerie and had like a cocktail san and i was at what that's seen right there. I was like. I like this. Mike i wanted i want to. I want to have them. Keep the camera on. And i want them to like. They're both in bed like in the same bed but then they start like watching. Tv and then the abroad guys like. Oh what's this porn. Of course if he knows it. But it's like i don't know check this out just watching this moment like connors a agape porn situation with the two of them. Yeah i'm talking about even the point that that they put on the other one no okay regular because he's trying to you know because he wants to get right okay because he's like well maybe connor straight. So maybe i'll put on some straight porn. And maybe he'll get hard. And then i'll reach over and give a little tacky and then things like start like snowball from there before the end of the night were doing back springs on each other. Dear you're totally like horgan down hotdogs railing harto choke somebody just saying can be dangerous so anyway so i'm cut like nipples are hard right now. I don't know your it's okay all right see. That's okay. Nobody's being harmed in any way shape or floor now. I think that's a positive fantasy for you for this week. I feel a lot safer. It's a good direction near you. Feel tonight okay. But it could change tomorrow. Though i mean i recognize us it could change later on like i said if you wanna ride the crazy trained ticket so that is my porn. Pick for the week of the week to there's a guy they the midnight hustle episode episode. That i was on midnight halsell couple of weeks ago. Deported guy that you are. You're super busy with right beforehand. And he handled his shit and actually did a good interview with you. It was very nice and kind okay. Dairy dairy is very nice is well. The promo came out the pig. The depth says that put it my twitter and it's a good picture put put us but he he looked for this because he put stars over my nippy so i can actually pose a and i haven't been in on facebook kept for it. What do you fish. So am i but my booties look fucking. You're famous worms. I view of the boob. Yeah the the angle you gotta get the angle right. So you're you're your friggin Perspective all camera tricks is what you're saying you're just outing yourself. I don't care okay. Fucking care they'll see me naked and movies and they don't look at big you know like i've not like squishing them together. Like tall that too. Yeah that that is true. People don't don't it's like being. It's like being tall and having a a big decker small tick if you're proportional that's going to be a really big tech i will. Let's go to an of rule thirty four when we come back. We're going to have a brand new kits man. We are also going to have some interesting thing that people are doing with lube. So stick around. We'll be right back yum yum. It's time basically and refreshing snack. There's a product out there like. Let's say you have. I don't know as saggy. he's gander something needs to be some some token rowley. You can get you can get a thing called the mud mask. The muff mass okay. It's a. it's a bra for like the coach matt period pussy. Like a facial mask. Okay like Near like a mud score pack sheets and you show them on your face. Well this is the sheet for your pussy okay. Sheet mass right cracked heels off it. It's also a waxing. thanks is it. I don't know it'd be some skin comes with it. Oh no it doesn't like sticky just ripping off a enough layers to where it just eventually wears it dad. It's like a chemical explosion man. You'd like ruby offi gorilla glue he you talking about.

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That's the way it should be. What am i talking about. You know like like at home Badge blasi at home lip clip like a chemical slowly. You don't even know notice that happening. It just wears it. That'll get at my poultry shears. What's his spill them down tags. Cut them off. We'll just sheer. You know what it's it's working on you know on with the shoal bags kinky katie's world ruled thirty four studios key katie radio dot com radio cast dot net on the twitter at kinky katie radio. Katya radio dot com and katie radio. Female dot com. Google me. can you can also give me on youtube views. So like since but i answer if utah. So weird yeah. That'd be afraid w and by the way i if i were you i would definitely not click on any links on any comments. No don't do that don't do that. There's a really hard bought problem like you would not believe how many college just come in daily suicide so commented and this is exactly what i wanted on. Oh my god go away claiming some porn site or something. Yeah yeah russia. Mail order brides. Awesome chilling definitely to get a virus philippines. Leave with people. I don't know how many ever you want. We gotta by the dozen. It's like it's like white castle. We could get a of people to you come sack. Don't take anything. If i were you. I would definitely not trust anybody. They're down there. Because i'm you know we're not deleting them anymore because eventually they just disappear because you know the bottom eventually gets shut down you know but there's lots of them imagine like having you know where there's all kinds of people watching videos. How many of those they get out of me staggering. Yeah gotta be sticking. We're talking about the mail order bride bitches on amazon amazon. I wanted it on fresh. You're like no wonder live. they always send you. Would you like to richer. Experience was packed. With care wasn't fresh. Nice what am i. Don't even know what tangent you're off on your mail order. Brides are coming amazon style. Is that what you're saying. Now yes right. Was she packed. Yeah you look at it like a little. Freezer burn really honest chap lips. Okay chapped everything. There shouldn't be purple and black parts that fall off when you look at them wrong. Maybe that's a special leprosy to stars subscribing. Maybe we'll maybe miss ordered and you got it from my kid and you gotta put together. Got vichit. A vox but why. Why are you talking about trafficking people. What are you doing. Don't know supposed to be driving drive. I don't have the wheel guy. The engineer i'm like like like in top gun. I'm goose year maverick. I mean you're flying the ship. I'm just in the back there. Yeah and you know what happened. Goose yeah no you fuck up and i die because it's just like normal but it's okay. I'm all right. There's a headline. is this guy. He says pouring pop rocks will popping candy under my foreskin was the biggest mistake of my life pop rocks. It is fucking foreskin. Okay snap crackle sweater but but really hurt. We're talking about pop rocks here. I don't know. I don't have a fucking dick okay. Maybe he got like a little yeasty on their funky meg. I don't know but this is a this definitely. It seems like that. It was from a from a different country because they are the picture they show. Fm on the on the headline and the picture the candy like pack doesn't like anything that i've seen solid pop-rock brock's well for the most part. Most americans are circumcised around the world. It's not like that now so it could be anywhere other than united states probably anyway. That's probably. I just don't wanna know how would that. Even i'm i like wanna put one year ether.

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Now see what happens. Just stick is what. What could it have happened. What could have what are we talking about. Why don't we put one. You're not very experimental. Like was sticking things in my acl. i love how you like. Do i volunteer me for shit. Like i wanna do this instead of asking me or talking to me back just like i want to do so i'm going to do it. I didn't say i was going to do it. I said we could. We could get one and try it up. You're you're either a that would be in the form of a question. I do believe while it's not gonna happen. Wait until you slept in duct tape you down or anything like that. That would be inappropriate. No i louis c. k. Ju i just asked it's creepy. Ask yes yes. But if i'm gonna put pop if i'm gonna put pop rocks and somebody's your era you have to admit you would be the obvious first choice from a anyway right. No wouldn't be stranger. would it. yeah. I would think so. Well now we're getting into inappropriateness. Because if i walked up to a stranger and said could i put pop rocks in your your they sign up for what's the problem consenting adults. We'll apparently know anymore. If you ask somebody for something that could be considered being ominous and write down. Whatever like has them fucking signed some shit like it's like one of those Deaf people you meet the jehan you a card and say death it happened. Well could be give me money. It could be a sometimes. They need help with something. That's never happened to you. Were out and it's happened a couple of times to be no yeah. No no somebody'll like literally hand me a card. Yes as i'm deaf and ender writing stuff down to try to tell me ask me something. Yeah I don't know what my point was. I always talking about your driving. The ship again. I gotta come on back. We're going down there. Is there some neighbors that got a little pissed off because And they sell the stores there. There's one of the inflatable lawn display thing eating. He's like we'll get halloween. Especially this is for halloween. Well it's big well. It's a skeleton riding another skeleton. Okay she whatever like. There's this constant sitting down there and there's another one sitting on lap facing it and they're both like looking at each other face to face. They're doing wow this just a sex precision. Yeah no it is. and they're like no. They're not they're just sitting on each other's lap. Really there boning skeletons are burning. I mean i would say if. I were to guess though i think what are the qualifications to actually be be sexual would be that. They were alive and their skeletons. It's not live. Well what it no. I don't think. I don't think it's necessary for them. To be alive. Even have to explain to little. Jane johnny Mazar trick or treating with you know their mother father grandmother you know no no known as with them and known as going to now have to explain. No no doing to say ireland lab sheet. Well when a when chew skeletons that have already been dead are in love. Sometimes they sit on each other's laps. People depend how to shape over nothing. But i guess. I guess if you're if you have a four year old walking by lake you know we're not gonna care. What are they doing. Purview attacking the other. You know wrestling. It's halloween whatever fucker. For what about the children even tell them like they're having sex. What's that like okay. Having sex they're just they're banging bones like he's phoning their boating each other because we really don't we don't know gender. that's right or skeletons. Though so technically technically they would be voting because their bones. We'll when you're when you're a skeleton you don't have any genitals anymore. So what are you putting into. What can you really bone. You're grinding bone-on-bone. that's it. that's it. You're like a knee surgery waiting to happen. Oh my god. That's what happens when you need a knee surgery you know how many cartilage anymore from fucking on both neither here maybe need no. I had position anymore. I've pretty good pretty good knees in pretty good back. I'm doing good so far so far.

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Yeah right well if you want comfort that. She still on a v. a little naughty. You can get stiletto cracks now. That seems wildly unsafe gap. It really does now. Crocs are Admit they are comfortable tried a before. They are comfortable but they are the ugliest fucking shoes. I have ever seen. Well if you don't if you don't know what a crock is. does it. Look it up go outside or something do do something because obviously you're pretty sheltered. They've been around forever. Yeah they're really. There's the obnoxious plastic shoes people where they do look comfortable. They really are are they. They're ugliest fuck right right and not not really practical and a lot of people are crocs socks a of people chefs and shit for whatever reason because they're going to move is that it. Yeah and you know. It seems to me if my foot isn't in case that i really would want to be working with like sharp knives. That's just me that's like running through the woods with my balzac at hanging out with them it's made of. It's like harder plastic anyway. Whatever well these fucking things they put. They decided to stick a god damn the letter. He'll on them. So is fucking as hell is. Yes it is what we're talking about. Does it improve the look of a regular rock. I think it does. I think it helps out a regular crock. That's a more attractive crock right there. No doubt it's like having crock plastic surgery. But it's now it got butler it's enhanced enhanced enhanced. It's better stronger. Faster enhanced my crawl a- it seems wildly dangerous though bench me anyway. Yeah because it seems like there's not a lot of support in a crock doesn't seem to me like there is. I've never worn any. So i don't really know i don't know i mean i had shoes it. Kinda were like a crock. Crock lake does fucking excuse looking fine. That looks like they were made out of wood. Yeah people were like what the fuck is on. Your feet wouldn't clog wearing wooden clogs. I'd wear them everywhere to i. Want to know what is what what is up with every girl onto which now licking megaphones like crazy exciting. We've talked about amaranth before. I mean you didn't realize how how widespread it was no or how popular it is and it is. I mean if you're into you're into it but to watch them it's this like it makes me laugh because it just like align just going fucking nuts and just slop her and the hell out of there microphone. Just the most grossest sounds but you know what if you're into you're into it and if they're making money then i totally. I totally see why somebody would listen to it. Okay and watch it and one hundred percent and you fucking freak out. When i get up to you and i started like nuzzle and just goes do that like i did my neck okay. He made here again. I'm gonna explain to you that the people that are are if it's on in earphones that are in my ear that's not a maniacal woman that sleep next to you every night not dia- urban. I can when you want something. You are very very pushy. Pushy yes aggressive guest a right right aggressive right. There's people on the screen. They can't hurt me ticket. Hirfi would your in my ear. You could hurt me or at least make me uncomfortable levy set. You really can't hurt me. I'm not gonna hurt. you would know. Yeah i know. I make you feel uncomfortable. I do lots say. Make me feel uncomfortable more than hurt. Because you really don't hurt me because you're not like anytime you try to be less week. Woman even like playfully aggressive. It's makes me laugh because you're like his more plummer both of my wrists together with one hand. And i can't move we love. It's so funny it does and then you live from your struck more and then you just make you giggle harder. So i'm not really. I'm not really worried. You gotta hurt me. But i may. Discomfort is coming. And i'm going to have to deal with you like i'm going to have to deal with you deal with me like not just like hey take care of this though. No that just means. I'm gonna i'm gonna have to either give you what you want. Which sometimes is for me to squirm ominous time. That's really what you're after. You're after the squirm. So i i give you squirm you get all excited and you go.

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Scurry away you. Yeah that's that's my. That's my typical strat on dealing with aggressive katie. So back to as microphone leaking. Yes i can totally see headphones. Put some porn. Listen to microphone logging into do it. I listened to it sure. You'd like especially five headphones on. It's nice all yeah. I'm glad you do when years headphones on because half-naked Gamer girl that. There's you do whatever the fuck you wanna do. It's a little creepy. Though when i think about the fact that sits on twitch there's probably ten thousand twelve year olds that are watching the same thing who do know. Montjuich mom cod. What what could i do. it's onto edge. But they're not. Nobody's nobody's naked. No there's no nivel. There's no but they don't wear much. Don't microphones aren't attached to dildos or dick's or you know it's literally the are. Dual sided microphones. That you always see people doing samara with yeah. Sometimes there's three or four girls on three or four bikes. Different ears Yeah that's a nice meadow. I'm telling you solid doing it. Obviously because they're making money at it of course of course why not can statement. Whatever you money. I'm always mind-blowing. Just how long somebody can livestream some microphone. It seems like your lips no crab because it's a they're looking at Yeah they're not playing around. They'll like we're getting paid. Some thank goodness. They're going full porn star on it. Whatever khairpur pay not really point because there is no nudity. That's right oh my goodness well. People are watching line to talk and shouldn't whatever this because people are saying that there's now that there's over ten million Video will people that have made videos of using lube as a primer before you put your makeup on okay like ace yeah they put lube boehner phase right okay. I'm i'm that does something doctors don't do that. Because just clogs your pores educate you act near It's bad for you. But i'm thinking like who started this like well for first of all if you're a doctor and you're saying bad for you like which lube what blueberries talking about. I don't know because. I don't know how you could really make a blanket statement like that. If you don't really know what it is that they're putting on the descending because it's that it's marketed as a personal lubrication as a sackler you know little anal slippy slide right. Just because that's what's on the packaging doesn't mean that it's not you know Whatever it needs to be to not clog. I don't know. What do i know. But i'm just saying you don't know what they're putting on. No that's absolutely true. Yeah that's true quack. What he's talking about terrorists not fuck. You know quack medical school medical school okay. Were you remember that there was a story that we talked about. There was a guy who fell in there. He was a bodybuilder. He fell in love with a sex doll right and they did and then divorced. Nary cheated on it. I while i was getting repaired cheated on it with another sex doll which you couldn't put out so really he had to get. You had to get release somewhere so now. Here's an update really b. b. b. b. b. b. He has separated from the other sex doll of course because he is now in love with an ashtray. All right he's he's fucking upgrading hanker ellie he's doing straight upgrades 'cause wasn't there was something weird about that first. One wasn't it or the second one it was was didn't he. Have it like made to look like. Oh god i don't remember anyway. I'm gonna put this in terms that everybody can understand. What the he the girl that you leave your wife cheating on usually if you're the mistress and if you think it's gonna work out with the guy that you're doing it with you know i mean you met him when he was screwing around so you know the first hot little ashtray. That comes walking by. He's gonna start blown loads and you know this. You know this happened. He can't help himself from a cold. Whole who or platter for pictures with the what the ashtray looking at like two foot square one.

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Oh that's a toss okay outdoor. We'll so we can hold it. Yeah he says he loves the feel of the medal and the gold steel against the skin. Wow bullies in objects. He's just like now. He's like bucket. I just don't wanna fake humans. Now i would like hair. That's up foxy. Yeah look sexy coming baby. I wonder if even smokes. Does he allow it to be used as an ashtray. I mean is it like like a submissive. That likes to be treated you know. I don't know it's what's the ashtrays personalities. What i'm asking said. He says he says i liked it. The smell of it. The of the metal against my skin. it's fantastic. I hear that a lot too. That people get turned on by the smell of an ashtray. He well. They met at a club. He fully yoy a club ash tray that was like outside in the waiting line. You know you can't come in. But i have the saturday. I'll take whatever drugs he's on i s you come with me obviously. At least he's he's wearing out his odd odd stuff with inanimate objects what's hurting besides the club owners having to buy new ashtrays or god knows what he's gonna snatch from some my goddamn ashtrays. Why did you have visited. Oh i told you man if you just don't put them out there all fresh and hot the way you do i would stop snatching hot though. Where did they meet but did they meet outside or did they mean like inside and the bathroom. You know 'cause you because he likes to wear you just male gay porn and he's jockstrap fixtures. It's like did he come in and he was like. Hey how you doing hanging out here. I don't know we met on tinder. Oh my god. Trash-talk i love it when you put your butts in me rate Right as you're my mouth pa. i don't know that's just. That's just very weird. Very very where i mean. He takes it out on dates but the ashtray. Yes the ashtray. Says it's girlfriend. He's dedicated though he's fucking he gets it agus. He said he may even start getting more to have a harem. I'm like fucking harem of ashtrays to fuck problem. Will nobody say that has to be ashtrays. I mean you can have a sex doll thrown in there. You could have a little. Might little pony plachy a lamp. Sure lamb good electrical items. I'm sure that's a good idea. Sure it's something you know one hundred ten volt plugs into the wall. Because then he can't really take it with him anywhere unless he brings like an extension cord or has to sit by and you know he goes to dinner really like hey i need to go yet to charge your phone know my date to turn on liggett vibrant on our no. No no so bad. I'm like there are some kooky people out there. I mean but you gotta think is it all just for some attention now. No there's definitely people who are in. Who really do love the ashtray and like destroyed. And yeah i mean you know you know. You know yummy. Not that we've ever met ashtray guy or anything however there are people that were definitely met. That are into some very niche niche. Things that on the outside just doesn't look all that harmful because it's not he shake your head like wat- aright That really okay. That turns okay. Fine jo here. Oh no joy. Thanks i old for those of you listening in our washing watching i.

00:55:13 - 01:00:02

I've i've been asked to puke people before so i've i'm pretty good at puking eating disorder. I don't i'm just saying i had eating. Disorders are very serious item. You need help please. Seek cal it's on. don't don't fucking anyway. I have no. Do you cash revive. Throw all the time so i'm like things that you don't you you don't agree with right. So that's what i say that you know like i'm good at me like it happens to you a lot since you. Yes but at this point which was twenty something years ago twenty years so for like twenty years. Sometimes you have a hard time holding anything down right so at a it was quite good too when i when i would go to the we were gonna the fetish clubs and shit like oh. Can you please eat this. Like plate of calamari and peer coming like. Hey you're buying a bar tab. I now here you go. It's christmas collars by by listener on and jank So nobody not we. I don't ever remember reading into anybody who was like within that object like that. I just don't. I don't have a memory of it. I mean i know people who trying to think. Now i really. I really don't know dunno anyone who was in love with it. Ashtray for share right. But i mean we've we've talked to not talk to you. We talked about like people who are like. Oh i'm in love with a roller coaster. Remember that check who their gap married. They're having a baby that the other one lover tracy nervous the bees. If you would have had the skeleton blow up things in front of your neighborhood mom. Your mother would have totally. Yeah well. i didn't have that at the time. Really that lady. That lady with the blow up skeletons just occurred to me. She's educating the neighborhood really Why did i do you know. Try to get the kids involved. Would you loving people making own parties long as those agree. Obviously they're both agree now. See yeah look what happened to them. They started doing that and they died died. Don't do that or you're gonna die hotel since he'd go at i mean you could. It could be one of those situations and you wonder how people grow up loving ashtrays. No as you can never die. Actually i wonder if dude who has all into the All the sex dolls in the ashtray and so on and so forth. Like i wonder if he's ever really had any regular you know relationship with somebody with another person. I don't know heo female other. Maybe had some severe trauma when he was younger and it just was like fucked him up Usual see but here's the thing it's not necessarily when somebody's into something weird. It doesn't really always mean that something fucked you up. Sometimes it's just you're just into weird. Shed waters wet and you just your you had a normal upbringing normal neighborhood and you now like to fuck trees or are you know. That's another one. That's kind of like i. I've definitely met people. Think fucked trees. I just nature yeah definitely. I think there've been several people. I knew who have helped a tree. Hap- i don't really know that i've talked to anybody about them. Humping trees they. You're just like there are people suspected for sure tree. Falker your face really. You liked the oneness with nature inch it. They offer you simply he just my body here your life if that's if that's as far as you get like if you're not hurting people i've yeah man. Tear it up. Have fun fucking tree fucking ashtray. Stop steeler from clubs. Though that mail order style pretend you're ordering a bride from the philippine amazon. Right saka ashtrays. Let's say you buy yourself a harem. Oh see and you could get different sizes you know like if you want that slender version.

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You know how they have those little genie bottle look at wines. That are outside some restaurants how it's like real thin down. Top botha bobby look like a shapely ashtray shapely ass. I mean what does that saying about you know. You can't objectify a woman. Even if she wants to be objectified just the same apply to an ashtray. Are you into. There's a concept pants. Ike ism where there are literal physicists. Who theorize that all matter has a consciousness if it's matter it has some sort of. It's somehow the as an ashtray consent. This is what i'm saying. Nobody nobody asks the ashtray if they actually can't consent and you can't fucking touch it and do whatever the fuck you do with that thing. That's right you didn't. How do we know that that ashtray said it was okay. The you just in it all the time. Maybe it doesn't like it. Did you like hooking up to some sort of brain sensors and like did tells you what's going on. No obviously the ashtray likes cigarettes. Put in that so i figured a little jr is. It's just a change of pace. Such a dirty fell. They little horizontal over right now on iraq is it's common to give somebody fluids as a show of faction exact. It's our greatest asset that we have is water. Let's go to your favorite side minister by boobs in and on the news. It's time once again for two days this week sits man is She is kind of the. Og of Well when i started like to figure out and find out about porn and stuff but this tariff patrick old school yes kind of old school at this point. It's old school but it's not really old school. She's like my age. Okay yeah she's done a lot of films. Though i know she's done it should sound if i'm she's she directed she's written. She has a ton she's got sex toy lines she's guy like lingerie bathing suits whatever. She does a whole bunch of shit and she's still doing movies. She's got tariff vision. Let's get a whole like a network or whatever. Yeah well you can still go to tera. Patrick dot com which will have the link on the on the show notes and should ton of pictures of her. She's i think she's hot. Shit i do. I really do aspen. Yeah sure. I bet she's extra fun now. Yeah got it all figured out she. Does i think i who knows but it hit hit man chiesa hot low right i ever. Yeah i like but she. She's got really huge tits but they look they have natural love. They have that natural. Look like they don't they might not be natural. Probably not no yeah. I don't remember. And i i didn't pull it out because i would get completely distracted right here at the end of the show but her doctor. We did a fantastic fucking job really absolutely fantastic like they look. They look absolutely amazingly nice. Oh my god just laying quite quite nice. Good for tera patrick. Now the last thing that i I think i'm gonna talk about tonight before we go there. Is this new toy that i saw. It was like the hottest toy for for coming up and it's a prostate massager right but ever but what i'm telling you ladies out there you can totally get one to use it your pussy your ass. I swear to god because it looks fun. And i would personally dry it but okay so what this thing is. It's called the oud matt sir. I'm not saying that right. But ring a move vibrating prostate. Besides your now what this thing. This day it looks like an l right right and on the on the end. That goes up your key. There's a little crooked the top kinda kinda like ben's a little bit okay. Fight on the inside shaft part. There's a ring that when you turn it on. It goes up and down. So while is vibrating up inside. Your but there's there's a ring going up and down massaging your prostate and the inside and the room of your of your asshole can ring stroke her kind of all but it goes in but it goes high up to where a rubs your prostate like you like addict or something or toy would rub.

01:05:05 - 01:08:16

Rg spot. it's rubbing your g-spot ho. Yeah that sounds complicated. And it also the part that sticks out the bottom of the l. That puts pressure on your on your gooch which also is kind of putting pressure on the other side your prostate and that vibrates as well. So it's like right under your under your boss ac for i think this thing looks absolutely fucking cool. Scrambled wave goes. I will know yeah vibrating. You're not your dear balls a square. It's devonish scrambled way. You're not scrambling sure they are. Okay i mean how many how many twisted nuts acts to get out of this. What's happening. i wouldn't say it'd be twisted. What's the danger level. Like a scale of one to ten. How dangerous could it be if let's say some militias. Ai takes over that thing. What's the chances of me dying. There's no chance of dying. It's not it's not no no no. There's there's a long enough space where it can't go up. You're like up to get sucked up inside your astle. Great hood or anything. And there's three vibrating modes and there's eight speeds for the ring. Okay so e you'll be fine. That'd be fine. get yourself. A vibrating ring moving. Is it like stargate. St one Shoot you yeah. That's one of the settings. Yeah well no with the rings. That fucking ring star gave us g one ally. Everyone says like sure anybody that scene stargate as she does exactly what. I'm talking about right now seriously. Easily stargate as she wanted lantis the original. Og any of them have had to bring my thing. Juniors thingies stuff offer. Perfect about and well. We're gonna we're gonna end on that next week. Is halloween extravaganza rate. Yes an extravaganza. Well it's going to. We're going to be la. The live show is the day before halloween right. So this is a chance you might be listening to it on halloween. As you're going to trick or treat sure maybe maybe in 'cause you know maybe i get it out by nine o'clock at night may lucky but anyway. I hope you guys have a great week. Month days shift trip. Whatever it is that you are doing at the moment. I see you have anything for me. Katie's interview last week at the midnight. Hustle podcast. I will leave a link in the description for you and check me out on youtube and all sorts of fun stuff on social media you can see my titties anyway. kisses anything. Say doc goes embody those.