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It's almost ironic. That you ask these questions after trying to penetrate your own pothole several times and things that were too big now. You're finally wondering. Hey what happens if i actually blow this thing out. What are the repercussions of me. Really going way way too far. I'm older now. She's allergic question things. The weekend has landed all the exists. Now clubs drugs. Popes and pies of got azoff from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer on my head like a screaming cal. I'm gonna talk to strangers all knife. I'm going to lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside mayor freaking tonight. I'm chip travolta three apopka. I'm going to never neverland with chosen family mind. We're going to get more spiced out than me along. Strong advocate tonight could be my life seventy three blackburn. What's the key a lie from ruled thirty four studio. I bring a girl that wouldn't come anything tentacles. But she definitely fantasize about it. He or she is your host the one kinky katie low. Hello welcome to the show. This is kinky caters role number. Three seventy eight. i'm your host katie. And with me as always is my favorite. I covered virtually his sc. We are coming to you. Live from world thirty studios. He radio dot com video. Cast dot net. I think we've got a. We've got a lot of stuff to talk about today. Okay yes you see. I'm like really like anxious. Well i mean. I for like two last hour and yeah and crapping my brains out know exactly why and i've got like two different kinds of caffeine's coming over here to it. Sounds about like par for the course role what you do. That's what i do. Oh my goodness we're gonna we have a. We have brand new kits man. We have new porn. Pick having some really explicit dreams lately to really. Yeah that's how my porn pick but it kind of is kinda rules into it but we'll get to it later but i'm telling you like my dreams have been just. Yeah yeah no so. So this morning was like really awesome okay. Cadillac role that aside. Yes yeah oh you got some ask the sporting you trust. You were there while i was there. I know what happened but the people that we're talking to right now at this moment they have no idea what what that was about a sorry everything figured out for themselves well. Gee it's my fucking vote. Okay i have to like try to raise the level on the centimeter like whoa. How high are we on the high meter. Do we make any sense at all to anybody. I'm just trying to help out so anybody. Anyway you got some unexpected morning asked is what you're saying. Yeah right yeah right anyway. It's rolling or it's been going good with my with my dreams. Any who speaking of kind of saying fuck a lot if you guys are to make episode three seventy-six into a drinking game of anytime i said. Fuck you'd be dead. Or if i said right right. Oh my god. I don't know where i was getting them. Even if you pick one or the other you'd still be dead deep trouble. If picked up to. I want to say about Forty five seconds span minute and a half something like that you you you banged out. I don't know how many times it grabbing it was describing that trauma. Because you know it's it's out there. So i mean really in order to describe it you. You're banging on him hard like unnecessarily completely unnecessary just gratuitous. That segment was brought to you by quentin tarantino. Right there's no feet isn't it or was there never know unless you go to do to to. Hey hey okay okay. i'm here. I know i'm trying to be with you. You're here you've got it. You got the low lighting now. I know it's naked. It's making me like who cozy cozy environment for a you know broadcasting. Yeah i think the right. It's a it's kanki haiti's world after dr okay. It's always been after tar but that's why it's whenever now. People people are like after dark dark dark year.

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Yeah okay i agree. The on the all yes is more is more like yeah. Okay because with the padded walls yeah soundproofing or not proofing. But i know it helps. Whatever does something trying to make me. Look better cuts down on the echoey anyway. Hey so Happy halloween month. It is october now. And i'm excited. So we're doing a month of hollow. What are we doing. Yeah i just yes. What do you mean yes. People started decorating mid-september. I mean it just get. We never decorate for halloween. Do we know well. We used to people. Don't people don't like turkey treat here. We're just one of those neighborhoods league of no thank you. we'll go. we'll go to a better neighborhood. Thank you. I just i will. I just remember Like the first year that we lived here we had one Treater and i thought we were going to have a shift on more so about a bunch of candy and it was like already thirty nine. I'm like nobody refunding coming back here in l. so the kid came to the door. And who's like all right. It's your lucky date. Don't dump the whole fucking gigantic salad bowl. We had the mother shabby looked. Like i hope you'll buy like sorry who did not dump your candy on me bitch. It's like you're just dumping it with my child. Yeah that's exactly what's happening. it's halloween. And he's the lucky winner. Yeah because i'm not going to have a gigantic like five pounds of candy and my house. I have candy now. There you go to go around at any more houses for candy. You're having your stack. You're done oh he already had like half a pillowcase already like he was doing well and on the flip side to when he goes to school. She's gonna make a couple of extra dollars. Maybe bring some home for rent. Okay mama you'll you like it. It'd be good for you. Oh my god far really. Sorry ted dot guy. We're gonna really would say anything about her. You know oil them up. We're gonna olive oil every night. We're to be really busy november while they figure their grandmother. Hey did you know that Fabio's back to cold again heard that rages river. I doubt anybody who listen us is gonna get what the fuck that me. Well usually you just move on whenever bright your lingering so the come air project is finished three years lou. My god that was possibly the worst thing. I don't remember 'cause. I know we talked about it. And it's been kind of like a viral thing that people have heard about ever since the internet has existed. It was this guy had had like this glass jar and he put a my little pony rubber plastic doll in and he came into the jar every time you come to fill it up and when it covered the dog by like a half inch that i think he is. Okay take it easy. Take it easy slow down. You're the one who brought us to this train wreck so you fucking suck it up. Put your big girl panties on describe it to our listeners. So once it's like a half inch or quarter venture something above the head of the the my little pony than it was. it was considered. He was finish correct plate and then he has the videos of him. Transferring it to its permanent. Permanent display resting plays. Yeah so anyway we. We watched video of somebody else. Watching the video we we. We reacted to the reaction of wang. Why hang watching antique has. He sent it to wang literally. He sent it to him. Yeah they they show him the update and it was of transferring. This jar full of jr is completely covering a my little pony plastic thing for like he said years. I wasn't was longer than three years so it was covered for three years but it took him like own. Cover it brian. Yes yeah it was doing it. Like from the age of fourteen years old or something ridiculous like that into his mid twenties. This dude is dizzying and ajar for a decade. Or better something ridiculous like that. You completely submerge milo little pony and it was a completely real thing and he did the update transferring all my god. That was possibly the most traumatic thing.

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I think i've witnessed on youtube. Ever which is saying something you too and there is. There was one time. They talks about how he had lifted a left. The on a radiator cooked boiled the come. Why did he he boiled. Oh here's an accident. Oh was an accident part. Yeah and and it because this was in one of the earlier times so it's still thick an attorney in intern like it almost looked like a t like a milk. Like a coffee lied. guy thinned-out. se a hotel. Here's what you're the. You're the one who put this thing on. I was minding my own business on the computer watching videos talking around. And i listen i have one earplug. I'm kind of listening to what she's watching. And i hear him start to describe. I look over own my god. Oh my god. It's very much what you just said like ten minutes to shut it off like okay. Okay okay okay. Enough enough to. Oh my god you know. He described it in such vivid and anyway apparently this is a complete. I mean of appears to be a real thing. You know. he's that dude wang's done a bunch of Like a series of videos on the guy and a like interviewed him a couple of times. Yeah yeah After their original You know him posting it looking for the guy originally. yeah anyway. He says he start. He started a new project a while ago. Whatever that means come jauregui opponent. What would we be like what i'm going to go out on a limb and say it's filling a container full of for some reason or another for for his collection and i think he had said that He had done it all solo like there. Were no nobody helped him in the extra action. Yeah and i think he did stop at one point because he said he was in a relationship in just wasn't wasn't jerkin very often. I'd imagine you really have to be after it to just. I mean if you have a goal like if you have a time gold i wanna fill by this time the backup refunding it completely depends on the amount that i j- is i could possibly teaches a gallon of once. I do this. Peter north style. I could do it a whenever i want. I just decide to fill that jar. I mean they call me the human book. I mean i could just go get a bucket and get some jerk. A horse off then boom. I've got more than enough in one. Go anyway at the amish cards. If you look it up you look up. Well i mean the whole idea of it originally ended happening in. That doesn't bother me at all. It was him with his little. Rubber gloves like undoing the mason jars and you hear him as its own out like walk like you can tell. He's having a hard time with whatever's going on in the air when he opened that fucking tomb of kid like oh why would you transfer it. Just leave it what. It is mad inside another container. If you're worried about it well there. Is there a smaller container. That had a lighter colored at it was separated. Like there's a there's this kind of a layer of sediment on the bottom settlement k easy easy slowdown slowdown. You're the one ear. Raped every one of us had to hear this story again because of you. This had nothing to do with me several times to please dear. God shut it off. A new refused. Your refused andy rounded up later you get the horse you deserve. Hey right yes sir. Every second of this whole jar full come opening a ten years later. All saw gross. Wonder if you beat off right after that he got celebratory. Did on out that. It'd be maybe one last deposit in into his his up. Magnum opus like dismisses his achievement of a lifetime. And that's the one that he found. He will be most world famously known for that particular. Act a decade's worth of jason ajar covering a my little pony show.

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I mean because it's been talked about for years already. A things is have a of popping up down the road to like at least for the last twenty years of the internet. They have been where they go in cycles. Or whatever. But i'm sure at some point they will just cycle out. New things will happen so we knew weird things popping up. I i did this whole data analysis and it came back. I was related to some dude. I looked up to see what it was about two years to come in shore at some point. I mean there's already so much to sift through on the anywhere like information available and weird shit to see you. Can't you scratching the surface even if you looked all day long for bizarre shit on the internet. You'll never hit the end now. You'll never you'll never even come close even. I know you're like sitting there for the computer. Your pants undone your dick in your hand. You're already on payday on nothing. A jerk to k they pay like eighty seven like porn hub. I just like deep mike. As kyw's i've seen everything or now that is down ano- not an n. If you blinked for like twenty minutes another one hundred thousand videos what like yeah. They parked popped into existence. Once they thought you were getting close to the end. I say absolutely i. If you if you wanna find something specific just get super duper detail and specific with what you want to see and fucking. You'll find it there somewhere. It is there you might have to use alternate search engines. Maybe and some some alternate countries. I wanna to see vegan bitches on unicycles the popsicles on the beach. Well not only that. If you can't readily find it in you could probably have that's right. Yeah right on my line there but yeah you could. You could go find somebody. I don't people that do customs so yeah. If you need some done i can. I can guide you in the right direction right and you want. Somebody sticking their feet inside a watermelon. That what you want sir. You want after the watermelon just just wiping it all over some other dudes chest. You can have that. I want see you're poking gut wrestling. Oh god sustain he stinky like. I don't really like coleslaw wrestling. Isn't you know people do that. A lot of tastier to me then then guts. I mean that's that there are some after they sell them to the to the. I don't think i'm speaking out of turn by saying i think universally people would rather have coleslaw. Yeah guts. i mean pumpkin itself. The pie okay. Yeah but other than that. The seeds seeds are tasty. I will say yeah yeah okay. Let's see here but it's just you know that there's always splashing out. That's like oh my god please do it. I wanna i wanted do. We're talking about the comparison between the pumpkin guts. You know and coleslaw. I mean you can't just readily eat. Pumpkin guts is. That's not a prepared item. Coleslaw has already done. It's there it's ready. You can start munching coleslaw right in the middle of the match and euro. Hey where pumpkin guts. What are you gonna do votes. Cook some seed. I don't want to eat the coleslaw. That i'm currently flopping around sometimes. It's not about you all right. Well you know that's true you know just looking out for you really because if you're gonna eat one of them you'd rather coleslaw something. I've seen equals coleslaw. You like it senior. I've never seen you. I've never even. I think i've seen you touch pumpkin gut once i made seats before. Yeah that was. That's the time i'm talking about. That's that's when i read my special pumpkin got a special pumpkin it. I'd i can't carve a pumpkin very well okay. He looked very special. They always do special pumpkin. Okay leading fingers off. He did a good job. I left him. Right i did. She was very grape standby standing by australia. Was there in china. Eight might not be deported. You would pink point katie wine. It's time once again funding. Okay okay so my porn pick of the week has been Like forceful gay sex and the open prey but like either In alleys or like in the woods you know great just friends or or you know.

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Someone's like kind of like jogging. Or something and allies throws a begins. The sure but it's like you'd be now vivid dreams you've been having you've been having vivid dreams about dudes banging other dudes and alleyways no absolutely against their will know it's slightly weirder. Well okay. well. I mean that's not weird. I mean it's not weird but like raped mean but anyway whatever but it's just really know my dreams. My dreams have been very very weird like border borderline kinky borderline borderline wellesley please. No it's just someone just kept wanting me to pee on them right twice. I almost thought. I peed in a bed. Oh i woke up like freaked out. I was just like really what. Okay no no. I really thought i was like. Oh my god i. i ran to the bathroom. Visit the vessel. You're like have a budding water sports issue going on here. Well i'm not the one getting on. I'm doing the peeing. She will same thing really. Well w it's part of it all you know if you're into water sports you watch pocket you putting the yellow yankee and you know and left pocket. I do believe the left rear pocket. I pretty sure that's receiving said. You're i think so i don't know and i think in the right pocket is your donator. Could be completely wrong. You may want to consult your own hanky code of the chapter near you. Also i have to say. And i got like strangely turned on. I mean they were very weirdly aroused by this right. The sim couple. That i talk about that. I follow on twitter. She sent her slave over to entertain another mistress right. Well she's been putting videos on twitter. The mistress mistress right okay. There's a video that i that i save. This fucking thing was huge. What a strap on that. She was trying to graham in his ass. Hand like thinking i know that his butthole is pretty damn elastic. He's the one that gets the foot up to the shin in his. You know hot sauce. All up in it uh-huh well this thing if if you imagine kind of like dragon heads in the movies like dragon would look scaly bumpy. You know big featured mother. Bob okay picture kind of like that sort of texture in this gigantic solid dong and she is trying as hard as she can. Choose thrust is fucking thing in this dude. Athol push order seriously like she's like jenner nin to your legacy this people installing carpet. You like using the that kick right. Oh my god. I like you have to go to the patriot alike. See if she actually gets it all the way but she gets it part of the way. Then she's kinda she's laughing. And i'm like does he is funny but i but all for it. It's always funny volunteer for it. You didn't volunteer for anything. Well yes he was like. You're going okay. But that's their titanic. Do that so yeah. In essence he. He okayed it. There is concerned. Sure there is right. So right yeah. Everything's on video anyway. So if he dies you know. I've always been curious. And i know that i've talked about this before but since we're talking about the great alaska ass What happens though when you like. You can't eat certain foods anymore. Wouldn't think if you'd like blow out your o. Ring you know like oh. It's it's almost ironic that you ask these questions after trying to penetrate your own butthole several times and things. That were too vague. Now you're finally wondering. Hey what happens if i actually blow this thing out. What are the repercussions of me.

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Really going way way too far. I'm older now. i'm wiser. I learned question. Things i've already you could go wrong. What could go wrong. i'm already. I'm already just trying to get over some issue that i'm having i feel like i suddenly jammed a thumb of my ass really hard drive but like nothing happens so that you guys like stuff in your done. You'll be fine. I don't remember stepping anything in my but that doesn't mean it didn't happen. Yeah he probably would have rolled over the middle of the night. And you're legos away garage. I don't know i woke. You have legitimately this word era already awake. You're awake and fully aware and of what was going on the entire time that he was your your pussy protection. That's right trying to keep the the angry cat in the morning from fucking with you. I got you one of the morning when the afternoon and the one the one orange catches will will not let her sleep. What a weekend for any either one of us really but mostly her like just climbs up and meyer sits on my hand. Just on your chest and clive as klima. Hair's pretty pretty early. It's all right though. It's a cat though. You can't really you know like hope they don't do it anymore really. But it's more of a wish there's There's a headline that. I thought someone just just clipped the headline you gotta wonder says man cooking up rahman in a speedo accidentally shoots himself in the with twenty bottle rockets. Now there's a lot going on there there. There is a lot of questions it first of all was he inside or outside because he's cooking rahman and his speedo. Yeah was this a barbecue and it could have been a barbecue and well. The car in a sense you know was wearing the speedo. The timer was cooking the rahman in the speedo. That's another question. Okay seems unlikely but gone. And how do you accidentally shoot yourself in the nuts with twenty bottle rockets. Not one but twenty. Is this in the same day. Well that's easy. I have an answer to that one. I mean i've been watching a lot of robin install videos lately literally in japanese of dudes who like you'll walk up with With the poll cart. What the hell things called anyway. Pull their fucking car up into position. Hook everything up and start serving rahman right. That's the coolest thing now. It really is needed to watch especially japanese because you have no idea what's going on which is nice so since i've been watching a lot of this on an expert in and rahman now we've how many people have we watched make the same pork rahman but there's things that they do. It's exactly the same. We're we're like rahman experts now Yeah that's right so anyway the back to the bottle rockets. Quite simply you know you do a little display You know for mealtime for your customers. Places are weird. They're outside and they set up like little areas. They put out little benches and chairs and stuff for people to sit at and and have little things flags hanging out behind him so it kind of feels like they're inside the most i think they'll paper lanterns in united decor but bars. Yeah it's it's. It's really kind of cool that they've been doing it that way a long time. Anyway you have your rockets stored underneath because you like to fire them off because everybody's drunk on every one of these videos i've seen it's like a late night thing apparently in japan that they do sometimes and anyway. So they're storing your body rockets. You know the drunk guy fucking reaches for his pot end georamas pot. You go to stop him. You knock your bottle rockets into your fire bottle rockets go off shoot you right up the asshole there you go baracuda butthole now. You're any emergency room. Why he was in the speedo. I don't really know that's a ministry in the customers. Oh i can't see that any of the imagination of the ones that we watched i. Now they're all are mostly like really japanese guys. Well you never know like retired from other professions. Well there's a. There's a friend of mine though that Speed all the time like he's he's there every picture that he's outside in the pool or even at the beach he's speedo. I mean it's like crock.

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People to same thing when your speedo verse and that you just water out to the hammock all the time it seems like i guess. If you're comfortable huck hitter out. Yeah i say whatever. If you wanna rock iraq. Sure i put ever wanna put on a banana hammock. No not really at all. Suspenders overalls That would be like a lot a lot More of a gay thing to wear then it would really put it over the edge feed like cut off overall so he's overall though. There was the speedo with suspenders. But that's it would be a speedo with suspenders. It would be like bore at different. And then you to put on roller skates do i. Yeah but why why not. Why am i doing this anyway. I'm not doing any of this. We're just going away. I wouldn't even wear a speedo around the house for any reason hypothetical. It's it's a weird hype. I remember i bought. You went long time ago did you. I did from it was like one of these little outfits from the porn store. And i remember you. You were going to surprise me once you like wearing under jesus dinner and that i got all pissy and we got home. You take your pants off and i was like. Oh you're wearing them real but remember. Any cleveland fucking. This is law guest. I wanna go to such a thing you did. Okay always being really nice. Let's go to an episode of thirty four when we come back. We are going to talk about the rambo dildo but monkey. If you are wondering to yourself hung yes i will tell you. What the removed dildo but monkey really is why people are so come back yum yum. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack. Personally if i was i i would let ivy l. into toys. I use my dick sucked. Do whatever i really don't care if it takes batteries about to do maybe layer. Just sit back and have some machine cranked on my tongue. But i mean. But i don't know if i would be scared that it would like go haywire. Dick off to totally. I know that that's how you would think that's kind of the first thing that you got to be like data fucking from it it you know. It's one of those things. I'm trusting some engineer to odd inside. Like i've been condition that machines that have moving parts can be dangerous to like digits and shit. You know you don't stick figures and things are moving parts. And why on earth. If i wouldn't stick my finger in something. Why would i like i might but i gotta check it out. I'm not blindly sticking a even in a gloria. I'm not sticking blindly sticking my dick and one of those either. Johnny seen way way too much. It's all funny games. I like the whole in the front of house paint right now. You know with the show back to katie radio dot com rio castagnetti throw. Okay get time to break. of course it was. I need a little bite or something. okay studio bacon twiddle iraqi cater dot com radio dot com or on youtube. Where was i what was doing stuff that complicated. It would be totally work through this. He had a you you. You're not understanding what's going on with me. Oh yeah what happens. They're selling these cups over over a walmart in this Gosh it's not saying where which one that it is doesn't matter no. It hasn't addressable. Because i don't know if it's something like that's the name of the of the city but their mugs and it comes little spoons and it says i love coming c. o. m. coming its name plays okay so i wanted. I love coming mug yet to be big fan of coming. Pennsylvania believe pennsylvania sure right. Why not is it is. There's a there's a guy that wants to invent something georgia county. Oh that's not far. Yeah yeah that's not zip zip. We'll get some mugs city of coming.

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There's a city of coming Coming agility doodoo yet coming georgia say l. I knew it sounded familiar. Like coming to. Who doesn't like coming on. Well some people don't like the girl who was stuck on an orgasm for like a decade or whatever coming i and understand but you're not really into that sort of thing. There's this guy. He wants van garlic butter edible massage. Oil okay garlic butter flavored Will they make bacon flavor and they make flavor and they may get a whatever but he wants to make a garlic butter like a vampire issue or something is one of these twilight people up spoke of art i've ever seen stuck on that scout Tastes to go with like crabs crabs garlic butter crowd. Seems like it's going to be a chemistry project for this guy. I know. I like butter. And i like both of those things. Yeah but i don't. I don't wanna have sex around covered and garlic butter. Butter doesn't make you hot garlic butter but possessory coming out garlic butter my head. I'm not sure what's going on but that doesn't make me hot at all. I don't i mean it's delicious. I i like the idea of a nice. You know butter poached a lobster crab. You name the shellfish. How the parsley my pussy. Lemon in your asshole pucker. But what are you talking about are you. Do you have your flavors of lives. sure. Because you're 'cause i mean whenever garlic butter garlic butter to me goes with like seafood. You don't know why he probably wants to do. This is probably from that. He's a big fan of Food wars we just watched it episode of food wars and it was. all of the main ingredient was buttered. There's a butter battle about her battle in anime. I'm sorry i lost their clothes in that butter battle. They do because that. Butter battle made everything better but they. They not only lost their clothes but they did it in front of the entire school. That's what happened. Loan right off after eating butter on off. The busty babes. Yeah in this. Maybe this guy has a similar thing going on. That's what he's trying to recreate could be. Is you know exploding like not like. Hey baby you wanna fuck and no. I'm not sure. I got some garlic lou garlic butter lou baby. I'll slather it all right. Anya regular pam style. I wonder if that's maybe he's got a a mermaid thing a possibly. They're good when they're poached in a little garlic butter pie and garlic. Butter no steam. What are talking about okay. So before before the break. I was telling you about the rainbow dildo but magi year rainbow monkey. It's not that it's not a real muggy not that puffy monkey baby okay okay. Slowdown cut hurt yourself. I'm never going to find out. What does this a monkey thing is pictures this. This british library had to apologize for hiring the rainbow dildo but monkey for a kids event. All why wouldn't you order the rainbow but monkey delta monkey for kids party maybe dildos named taliban from no coming georgia. No that's his actual his twitter account. I love dildo my god. It's a place. Yeah no it is 'cause we we talked about it dr. See what if it's just the eve the rainbow monkey from dildo. Well jobs up up monkey. That doesn't mean he's like pornographic it'd be fine. They said that he says he's like i'm fucking. He's but i've been entertainer. And i describe myself as rainbow dildo above monkey on twitter right so they hired a for kids party. Yeah and the guy came in looking like a multicolored monkey with the nipples exposed and had a fate dick and seeks but the rest of it has colored for your ad sir was very misleading.

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Very misleading Rainbow delta about monkey. You know. I didn't understand it at all. I want my money back. I am leaving you a very bad yelp review. So what is it. I would really love a breakdown of the commissioning process. Who this person commissioned. The rainbow built a monkey as it me to teach children how to read exactly how it happened. This is this is false. Advertising is what it is how to read. This is what's gonna happen to you it is. I got tricked into it. I got a robo call. It said the federal agents were coming to my house. Unless about okay okay. But even that he's still not outages. No actual sean hanging out. I mean everybody knows. It's just scary for children around. Degs you can't you can't bring a take out when it comes out there's trouble that's that's obviously not real thing. Yeah everything is fine. Until the dick comes out teletubbies fine but rainbow dildo punky all the sudden is it because he has dildo in his name. I mean did strap anything on and rail any kids. Well he's strapped it on. Yeah did you did any kids. Get get deviled. I hope not while i'm asking you didn't say this is key as to whether i'm on rainbow a dildo decide. Oh my goodness citing went about monkey. Are you starting this fall. Well and even if he did ever kids there. Hey this is this is me. Accept me or you. Don't you actually hired me to come here. Cats kinda like if it's in your fucking description of your fucking name. Why would you do you want to get fired like do you want to be. We're going to do some funds or is it you had chardonnay. Guess what let's do. It happens and then it comes back to bite her in the ass. I mean definitely is like a caged answer in a gay bar somewhere that perfectly fits now and that's usually what he does he does. He does leather. Daddy shows the rainbow deal do but yeah probably speaking of monkeys. There's a belgian woman. She wants to marry a chip in the zoo. She said he loves me. Okay and they said officials are saying that their relationship is unhealthy. No shit for for the animal so salacious should everybody this point seeing that video of in the audio of the one lady who had champ for like twenty years and it was feeding at zanex and wine and chat and during the face off of her friend. She was over for crying out loud. And take you take your family off. That was so that was so like over. like just. Just take your take your. Take your hood off for the first time. She was fucked up face. No i mean everybody's had to have seen that by now in yet use. You're still in love. I mean what he's doing. he's gentle with me. Tizzy yes Treats me like average banana l. We know cy language but we don't need it because we love until the national language until he gets mad at you and choose your fingers off shea kills you is out. I think they leave you alive like with no fingers and no genitals did they go for revere face off yeah they go fingers and like is i because tassels nuts because that's how like what usually they used to attack people silvo blind each figures and in zanex ape there. That was literally. I think because the the the the chimp was thought that the the friend of his mother quote unquote mother. A lady who owned him like was cock block he like she came over and she. She was jealous of her friend. And it just like went to fucking shit dude so you could be in love with whatever you want. But you know you're gonna get your face ripped off lady. I'm gonna laugh at you when it happens. Can have sex with a to my god. Why why seems pretty risky dicks. Though i mean they have they probably i mean i think you remember telling me a full grown silverback gorilla only has a three inch peanuts subtly erect something like that and those there. Those are fucking massive that white for white.

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Well some of them are way. I guess they had over the up. Whatever anyway gold silver bags for whatever reason. No that's true that's true. Anyway well she. She said that they've been a pair for fucking years out. Yes she worked zoo. No does she just somebody who goes by visits raises the right. It's kind of like the in jail like when you get out we're going to break out or something you know like i'm saving money so i can come and go visit. I mean i smuggled manners up at my gucci for you really big fan of shawshank very big shawshank redemption fan. I wanna marry you good. You're that's totally hot. Your prison monkey prison mcgeer i. I don't know it's fucking you really want to stick to humans. I think yeah. I would think so. there's this. There's this schick. She found out that her landlord was allegedly going into people's well hers but he was doing it to other people's units he's going in sniffing their underwear when they weren't home. Yeah okay was he giving them any money off to rent though. No no you would break into their house into their apart into their unit when he knew that they were at home and then he would. Does this woman caught him on camera grabbing her dirty penny's and like huffing and like small mcclatch. Thirty one to me. Why would you go to clean ones. Exactly exactly. It makes no sense. That doesn't make sense. I've been been places that i've worked at where the homeowners Used a worker of doing said thing or something like that said you know. I can see footprints over bye-bye dresser in somebody standing there in front of my dresser drawer. Where i keep my underwear. And she's telling me. That's what i'm looking at her. Like what am i suppose. I don't even know. Why are you telling me. I'm a plumber. Like i answer plumbing questions. I don't know what to tell you. Yeah well hopefully. He just had to be over there for a reason because there's no saying what he was doing. Yeah i mean. I don't know i think it's fair game if you give them some money off the rent go look you've been. You've been pretty ripe this month. I'm going to knock a hundred off. Yeah we think of it as like Like a bartering program. Here's the money you may need to go see doctor. I want those paying smell in different. Oh see near like le. Let's go share. He's liked the most attractive landlord ever existed. He's definitely super hot right. Oh yeah that's how it works in the videos. They showed his mugshot. And you're like oh that's nice is jesus no totally snow underwear. Big boy snow. Where like akashi okay. S- mask right anyway. Does have a face mask. let's go. Let's go to your favorite segments. Fuck vase standby cut by on the news. It's time once again for man. Okay this hits man comes to buy shit. I'm pronouncing this right. Probably not cheryl blossom right now blossom part. I did not know in when i When i went to search. When i was looking for. Because i saw her on twitter and i will i will definitely share two links and her twitter all the shit about her anyway when we posted think he but there there's another famous actress from that show riverdale whatever. Apparently dodd surname to this check has hugh mungo thirty four k. Bubis and their natural. Those are racist movies. I can tell what did it mean. Racist booby will. There's bigger better chances. Those movies being racist their white. We all know that k. You're nice he's set to. They are quite large. She has videos and pictures and we'll different. Don't show the camera. Those shovel are huge. They're they're they're quite quite large. You know it's one of the problems giant boobs like that is you cannot tell what the nibble game is like until you're right up on it because of the size of the boob the nipple could be incredible but next like peoria mountain. Is you know what i mean. You can put gumdrops right on top of the mountain. And that's a tiny fucking nivel. But i don't know while that's true.

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I'm not sure that anyway. Yes you can find our like pinup files. She's a model. she's only twenty one years old. And i believe it can she. Her face is very very young. so she's i believe it did notice a face. She's pretty dive okay. I'm totally believe you. I know she's pretty absolutely has started berber. I'd say bigger than pretty giant shell. Large may mid squish tatas. Guess what she's from where. Russia crushing and scary. She's kind of short too. She's five six so those things are. Wow yeah i don't for whatever reason russian russian women. It's because i just watched a video of of a russian couple getting in a fight and elevator and it was your think you saw parts of it. No i saw the whole thing. The i couldn't watch it. I i was put my head down because they're just so much blood and then they clean up afterward like okay. I mean the in the beginning of the video. You see this woman calmly walking into an elevator and she. She looks like she's just going about her business. She got something her hand. She goes to push. The button. ado comes flying around the corner. He is he has this massive gash on his forehead bleeding everywhere. He bum rushes and like luggage. You have see just drops bombs on it right. She liked controls him. Like in a judo a like grabs his shirt and actually defends herself and like has him up against the wall. I mean he still raining down one hundred two right but she's taken and she's she's standing her own relish. She's doing a fucking the elevator door starting to close and she's got him against you. See your sticker leg out. Yes like not even like a level of god damn self defense here and i mean in this dude is totally trying to whoop her ass and really unable and at one point. She's got him pinned against the wall and she's reaching in his pockets trying to like she's fucking deebo shit from her from him she is. She is literally going to take his shoes wallet in his watch. No way out right but anyway the video goes on and on they stopped fighting. They they leave the elevator everywhere everywhere and they act said slight. He tosses her out in the hallway. Oh yeah she'll like hits the door from across the way like fouls then the next segment of the video. Use the both of them like bandaged up. He's got this big giant all bandaged up. Her hand has bet she looks like she's in pretty good shape. Yeah yeah her. One hand was spanish and she's literally got cleaning clothes on his wiping out a bucket and a scrub brush and scrubbing elevator. So anyway that what you said. She was russia immediately. Thought of that. I don't know that that that girl could take me. I think that elevator. I would have like that would be a problematic. How what what. The what why. It totally look like. Whatever happened outside the elevator. She looks like she bashed something over his head and probably just left him there unconscious like dick. I'm sick of your shit. I'm going home anyway after. She's like our shared it. He was drying to drop her. A could not drop her. Yeah that is one tough woman. He was bigger than her to anyway. There was a woman she was arrested for fucking masturbating on a on a public beach with a vibrator and she was like really going. She's thirty four years old. They're like saint. Pete is the same now keeps going around masturbating around town. No no no no. No this is this. Is georgia coming. Yeah she was coming but yeah she was. She was she was arrested. She was being quite loud about it and it wasn't even giving a fine fuck if anyone saw her her. They said it was pretty packed to like. It wasn't what you fucked up right. She right straight like she's going to town and just like what you look like. Yeah we wanna know worth watching. Or i i well. I don't know they didn't show a picture of her face gonna up. I'm gonna have to do some research. Get with the research department and figure out what this person look like. If it was in florida we would have a mugshot of course from florida. They really trying to caller whatever and have a video of her girls gone wire wild and shit. We definitely know her probably She's jewish booked on charges of indecent exposure.

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disorderly conduct. Okay so okay. I just wanna to know what drug she was on wasn't just crazy ma. Maybe she was just horny. Okay seems like a bizarre place. You just wanted it on the beach like you brought your toy out to the beach. I mean you didn't just wake up there in the morning that's true. I mean it seems a lot more likely that you're gonna wake up in the morning. Feel like rub one out. Open your table you'll nightstand. Whip out your your tool of choice and go crazy lenny. I came out in the open. You know that but she not only did she pack up for the beach which you know what that's like. I mean you have coolers have cards. Yeah i mean look if you want. I mean if you if you like if you're gonna bring a toy to the beach the great like a great thing you can do is go into those Those phallic glass ones and throw it your cooler so it's nice and cold and then you get caught with it inside view. I wonder if you used one of those fabrics. I know like the The acrylic balls. I like to play with if you took a clear one outside. You shouldn't play with it in the sun because it can burn. It could burn things because it magnifies right okay with the same thing. Happened with the phallic dildo. Could you like steam cleaned the inside of your we inside because the sunshine can't hit once it's inside you can't go through your skin. Okay like if you took a piece of like glass and shine lights into the side of it the entire glass up right I don't know what to physics are behind that. But there could be some kind of a lenzing going on inside of her like little tube tie action little solar. That's probably good for the environment. Really well may maybe. Maybe maybe maybe with her into the water and then like they wash in the water. Okay so you have a glass dildo out on the beach. Is that what you're thinking. Okay i mean. I guess it's glass. It's hard to break. Bright their unbreakable right unless you chuck him really high and they hit concrete. You could use it as like a self defense weapon when somebody comes up to like totally. That's right you don't say. Why would i bring a dildo to the beach. You stupid. what happened with that rushing coho in. She probably bashed him over the head with alex. He didn't break his head to head wounds. Usually bleed ally. I know i've had them now. I know you know god. Those pictures they don't they don't like like i mean if you think if you took a half of a pint like a small amount of blood rape like in and you put it on things i mean. It looks like a lot more but in reality it's like a quarter cup or something and you could take fucking leaders her. Yeah i mean if you think about it still you know. It's not that much. I don't care it's been a few times. I bled. katie. Just looks like oh my god. That's fucking bloods everywhere. An and i say just remember if this was a quarter cup how much she goes. Oh about that much quarter cup like a quarter cup arena. Gotcha it looks bad. But really it's i'm i mean no danger of death here. Yeah just start the bleeding cleaned up in. Yeah go back to the bar or fine. Ooh seeing of drunk is guy who is missing. He ends up join joining the search party to find him book intentionally or no accident no by accident. Hey i gotta help find his dude. I saw this flyer on the thing pulled a number out. Where is the bob. He said he wandered for spoil drunk and then later joined people who were hoping authorities look for and you guys looking for. I mean our the people that are around. You gonna fucking help find you if they can't even recognize you and your fucking working right there. They had the town was helping. It's like a barn raising. They were helping to find him. Not everybody knew him and when they found the dude that guy that they found wasn't asking for help like you would think if you're if the guys that you're all out in the forest dropping through looking for if that dude was found you gotta think that he would be running up to you saying hey help me do something you know. But he's not saying that. So why would you take he. He's going. Hey let me help you out man who we looking for once he looked like like you a little less hairy kinda like you bet. Is he a brother. They had funding. My name's bob tissue last night. Yeah heard okay well. Let's go over here on assault campfire last night down the way by the correct. There's there's a there's a law firm that's local here.

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They specialize in defending solicitation for prostitution cases there pro-prostitute defender which is good prostitutes. Need good lawyers now. No no people who have have gotten arrested for soliciting prostitution go prostitute defenders. John's o- soliciting prostitution goes both ways. Now you're right you're right. Awesome to can solicit or john can solicit. I use it either way. Come on let the girl make eleven. Well whatever then that is actually in saint pete. Yeah yeah we have a lot of Curse do we we do. I don't know a lot of hookers. I mean it's not like i dunno miami. You there were areas. You could drive down and immediately fort lauderdale same thing. You knew where to go to find some chicken head looking girl. Stand out a quarter sessions by the prison. Twenty four hours a day seven days a week somebody i on a on a gross. Yeah orlando to there. Was that one stretch on obt outright. You know the stretch. We all know the shreds right and we even had a picture for a long time of the little person a hooker. That was like a job and she was like dress like you would imagine a nineteen eighty two hooker dressed like that but a little person and it wasn't like a cop plant because you could tell when you look at somebody just wreck they are like you are so wrecked out of your mind. Yeah that that. That's not a good area for me is literally. I'm stopped at a light as she's i had my phone. Oh like totally flexed out for me. Say you're gonna pick up a little pussy on the way home negative. I wanted to take a picture of the little little puts. He's got gotta make a living. She's got to get drug money somewhere. That's true. I mean how she's supposed to get high. That's true She willie wonka throughout did she. Popped the blueberry hill with a dildo giant china's elda pop the blueberry candy right. We found an answer as to what happens when you blow out your seal if you can't hold food at anymore. She has an answer now at least a blueberry girl. Okay we're gonna go. We have to go all right right. Well i hope everybody has a great rest of your day month week. Decide shed true. But i already you doing trying to arbiter. Yes did you see what yup all right. Yeah i have to go. I have to go like now so done. Hit the wall in the in the tacos and buddy those.