Kinky Katie's World #373 Doctor Made Vagina

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Honey we're playing ghostbusters. Replaying stay puff marshmallow man your mouth long. Put on the air's cream you do your money. The weekend has landed. All the exists now. Club strokes popes and ties of four hours off from the world. Man i'm going to blow steamer my head like a screaming carol. I'm gonna talk to strangers all night. I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside mayor freaking tonight. I'm chitra boxer three popper. I'm going to never never land with my chosen family man. We're going to get more spice. That strong advocate tonight could quitting my blackburn slot. Mind the and now live from route. Thirty four stadiums. I bring a girl baptist found out you can fit to raccoons inside one person's asked here and she is your host the one the only kinky katie low. Hello welcome to the show. This is key ladies world number. Three seven during i'm your host can katie and with me as always is the The very knowledgeable the super larry's my favorite flush covered. Fuck mr sc. Yeah well okay. How're you doing sure Yes that isn't that isn't too information. At least that we think is correct teddy. Oh we're pretty sure you put too raccoons and somebody's asshole. It's all theoretical rick. We are coming to life from real three four students skimpy katya radio dot com dot net. Wanted to tell you about tonight First off i want to say hello to To my new fans and my and my old my old friends yeah okay. I'm getting a lot. We're we're getting a lot more Mail from females book which is really cool. I like to hear that. I do too. I'm always. I'm always more down for a lady parties than dude party to be honest with you. Well i i mean you. Don't get the dick pics that i get. That's another thing i mean. I'm just we eat a dick. Pics aside i would rather hang out with a group of ladies typically then a a group of dudes. I just saying. It's usually my choice if i had to pick between group ladies graduates. I'm going to the group. Ladies will take my lumps if i need to throw elbows. That's fine. that's okay. I'll tell you know you guys smell way better claudia. Jennifer allow a mediator. Just think of me is like the gay friend. Well you know you could bag. If you want to get drunk white lady could be a problem. It could be a problem. Yeah i've seen bits of the housewives. Exactly i've never watched a full episode of that show anyway Going back to like there has been such an increase of dick pics. Really oh my god fixer or going more more thin can. The dictator was unusual. Yes more than usual. i haven't getting some. He knows really yes. I have semi-detached shot. Don't have been sending synthetic shots in some cities to encourage that really. Of course. I mean as long as they're either yours or somebody that knows you're sending us their. They're bad shot. You know what i mean. I don't want un unrequited fucking headshots. I want her to know that watching. This is my girlfriend's twi she doesn't upsetting to Thing the don't do it. It's way more fun for me if she definitely knows that i'm seeing it. Oh yeah yeah. That's why that's why. I mean it's kind of funny when people said me tribute pictures. Yeah seriously across. Face do that for you. Weird and really seem to like. It was a lot for you okay. I don't know usually you get little dribbles. This is pretty excited like that. One better remember this one okay. I don't know.

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But i wanted to say hello to emma offensive. Emma she She she said does a really nice letter and terra bloom. And that's on twitter at tara. Blume fourteen she. Oh hey now easy. They're fourteen hey she's legal you too and she's legal chester handle. He could easy relieved to be good. Because it would be me. I would be the one most in trouble for anything. Believe me now. no. I'm the one that just put it out there. You have a point. I have nothing to do with the opinions. Put forth this program. Will you can get her on only fans as well and you know what i hope. She's over eighteen then. Congratulations people. do the city's acts on only fans they reversed it after one day. they're like. Oh yeah we are pretty fucked if we do that. It's like yeah so they probably quite literally watched the bottom fall out of there. I bet people dropped a bunch of shit immediately to start spending their money elsewhere. Yeah yeah no. I'm sure. I think i was with you when we heard something like that. Yeah well you could almost almost feel them. They got wait a minute. The bank accounts not philly bank accounts not feeling lake immediately stocked. Just drop live. This is not gonna work. Bail out bailout bailout. And everyone's like a. I good luck getting getting people back. You know what. I saw some input on face. Facebook's i need help right now like real quick has to be in this this certain area twenty six plus our. It is like no weekends and that was it. It's well what can you do. I like you have skills like you're expecting like twenty six hour. Hang on okay. hang on. I'm trying to decipher what you just said. So basically somebody was looking for a job was looking for people to to help her find a job she she herself was looking for a job for herself and these were the things that she wanted. Yes okay easier way to say that. Well no but i just. I had to laugh like are you fucking serious. You need what you need to pay bills. Yeah so you better. You're gonna. I would say the you invest in a good knee pillow. You know because it was a girl that was doing only fans. Yeah you know. She got used to lifestyle see. That's i said new pillows. Okay that and find another place. Lakers come on the us the information at your fingertips and there are other ways i guarantee you. I don't know what they are but somebody's putting stuff somewhere. It's completely accessible to you. Believe me there's money to be made on your ass yet. Yes yeah yeah so so. Don't give up on. The ass is what i'm saying hanging hanging their old girl. The one the one. One co star. That that i have She she does porn hub and she. She's been doing fine. I she had an oath. She has a only fans to but she does pretty good. I mean not. This is what she does for a living. Okay she just fucks around all day right born kind of made porn well mean readymade warm well readymade okay however on only fans. They could be pretty specific. I bet i bet there's levels if you're like a tier three uber sub. What you decide like him girls to and stuff like that. That's what i'm saying cam girls you. They'll do shit live. And i'm sure you can too. I don't know i've checked it out. Yeah me either. Oddly enough. You'd think well people will people. Do you have one and like no. You'd think downloads. Well well things get complicated when he start making muddy doing things like putting your point up and making money you know like only fans where there were looking to take it away. Yeah it's the same thing like the the second money's involved all of a sudden it's somebody's looking to like shut you down and you know what i mean. Yeah totally takes the wind out of my sails. Well yeah that's that's yeah immediately. All this listen the website will get shut down or this or that or this or that. It just happens over and over again. It's always something right and you get tired of fighting that the fighting it just like okay. Fuck you people whatever. We're still not bad at it on twitter so whenever have fun anyway So for all of you Roommate or greek shower. She's out there are into the vomit.

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Him yeah yeah well. There's video that i saw some impost. Okay it's called barf bunny man. It's a cute girl in a bunny. Onesie where the ears and stuff. I didn't watch it. I'll be honest. Because i was reading the comments and the comments. Why are you reading comments. I couldn't make. I couldn't make it through the whole thing. They said oh you get to the carrot and he goes. No you watched video yet. You didn't you have experienced. It gets the carrot and then and then come back so we'll post it for you. What was the video again barf money. Oh god no oh why. Why not okay. Well i mean a lot of people are into it i have. I have you on someone before that. Because they've asked me to. And i was drunk and virginia. Really mostly he was their god. You like it because it's happening. That's what i'm saying. I see for seven back in my head down when you know when a gag just exactly. So you're right that's right. Who is speaking of forcing the head down. Ron jeremy guy got sentenced really. Yeah yeah. John then finally sentenced to all of his crimes against humanity. That got four guys going to. He's going to die in jail. And i say that poor guy but apparently hue is. Here's his bad. Well that what what. He was convicted or like twenty two colleagues like some of them are over thirty charges for twenty one victims ranging from fifteen years joan. No the charges like charges. Sorry was hurt. Like from rape to sexual assault. I a- it was It was rape rape assault forcible rape with a an object now several objects to yeah yeah sounds very like we said i can imagine i can imagine go. He's he was in twenty years ago he was hansie. Well even even. When i mean hansie would be the word like i said you. Would you got a picture with him. I mean he was just on your heads if he just he just he just stuck his hand in my blouse and pulled out my boobs sucking on On why okay brian. Jerry's a oh for your picture. Yeah and then but then even before that was it before that or after. I don't know but it was in that area he just gra- like i would. I would high asked if he would sign like the top of my boob or something as per picture and then he just went in for a kiss and he shoved his tongue in my mouth. And it was grossest thing ever forget you wouldn't you wouldn't let it go you totally fucking you fucking fuck me and teasing you better for years after that. But yeah yeah it was it was. It was gross mustache. Nasty now that a fake about it. My my my girlfriend was was assaulted by a man. And i did laugh at her. Just for the record you have. Iran germ well. It was really funny and at the time you were a very aggressive person. Just in general like you. If a guy was doing something you didn't like i have seen you shove them get the fuck away late. I understood that it wasn't a situation in. Which if you didn't want it to happen it wouldn't have happened right like you were. Grossed out by your. You're a i was like okay. I was more surprised late. Hey you yeah. And i was grossed out by. But i i was like violated. Well that's what. I'm saying to earn convention for crisis but people are going to be. That shouldn't book where you are. I the point. That's the point in general for people. Who aren't you in that situation. And there were a ton of girls that we watched him do the same thing too and similar cases to yours where they were okay with it but you. Are you do that if you walk up to girls indiscriminately and do stupid shit like that. What are you doing. What would you know do that. Gotta no i mean just had. A population convention is kind of different circumstance. However as we know he's in jail forever though. Yeah chalk has been locked up easier.

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Speaking of hedgehog somebody turned a para hedgehogs into a bra. Her over two point. Maybe like outside of the. I was thinking pardon so i was like. Wow yet aggressive okay. They're like khaki germy hedgehogs and they covered with the grain. Sure i guess you could do that right in a imagine if when you're that lady and you're like three long island iced teas down and you raise your hand to do whatever it is that you're raising your hand. Do and you get impale yourself with your hedgehog bra duke. You know what i'm saying. You have hedgehogs splinters all night because every time you you you do anything like this. It's immediate Thorning thorning. I can see that somewhere on the jersey shore. Some some some person bra like at it. I don't know why they're for some reason. I feel like that's where we would see that in the wild in the why yes. It's gigi anyway. Oh there's this dude. I i really don't understand people some people either they have they have now at first i was just gonna say they have a really success sick sense of humor because i have a sixth sense of humor but this guy could just be like getting off on this shit. There's a california man who gave come tainted flutes. Two children lutes. Yeah like three quarters like a new like this is going to learn recorders in school. Because we have to well he was. He was sentenced to eighteen years. Okay okay. He was feeding children come. What about the children. I flew tastes foot. Eero kidding like what anybody who's just secretly feeding people their own body fluids. Come on just go find. Somebody who's who's into it. Just do that. Why would you please. So we could all have websites and cool only fan stuff and it never gets taken away you know just follow some basic guidelines. I wonder wonder if you could like mixed. Come with like dish soap. Oh p- or something and you could put it in the food. Make kumble's with the flute. Pops i mean because you could probably do that on only fans because it's penetrating anyone. Wait a minute you can do. Anything now attracted their statements. You can't fuck like there's no up like you can't. I mean you could fuck yourself. But no i think there is actual. I think yeah. They do whatever they want. They do what they will a pretty sure. My i don't know why you're thinking that i don't know either. Well because neither one of us have gone unchecked. Only fans. Until i like. I said you'd think you'd really would think that that. Why would you think so. Why would i mean why would you be on. Only i mean to support a girl that i guess maybe check out like i mean because some of you know a lot of girls in needle on a support. Now do or don't have only fans and it's like you can't pick one out and say yeah. I'm gonna subscribe years but not yours because i don't have that kind of extra money to spend you know hundreds of dollars a month on only fans. It's really can't crack open the seal. There's fourteen view you can't do because then i'd have to have an only fans just to pay for the only fans like a circular firing range at that point. Yeah i don't know there is a woman she She won the guinness world book. Records for having the largest mouth fit in a lotta dixon. They're like you could just like cram them in there like Jerry chesnut style the frigging hot dog eating considered contact information for said person. Yeah really taught. I'd just i. I just had the idea of. She could suffer mouthful of marshmallows. Instill give me a blow job at the same time and that would just be funny. Walk chevy bunny comey. It's just like the chubby bunny. Sure right boston cream version of it. You know as bad. Is it really no not really got poor poor girl just. It was bad enough. She has the world's largest mouth now she now.

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She definitely knows that. Somebody wants to stuffer mouthful of marshmallows and then put their taken side at the same time. I didn't even know that was staying in. Somebody's always thirty. Four motherfucker learn it lou. You're on the internet. therefore you are game. it's a scary place. Changes people can help people from. I can't help my my imagination. It goes where it goes. Yeah yeah no. I mean i could lie to you and tell you it didn't happen but that it didn't happen but you know sure of course didn't happen. There's no pictures from fruit can prevent anything. Fuck you honey. We're playing ghostbusters again. Replaced stay puff marshmallows marshmallows in your mouth bugaboo. Now put on the ears cream. You do your money making yourself giggle all all the way around. Aren't you about to be sick before we started. I for some reason. I just i got all just okay. You were like nervous. Say yeah. I don't i don't know i mean you'd think that i wouldn't have a problem because we're just hanging out in the studio i don't know i could have might have been the The the good morning that i got this morning. Okay so getting some asked that that was the key to making you nervous. I don't know maybe it was just made me all giggly more giggly. Because we're going to roll right into my favorite segment by not you would pay. It is the point. It's time once again for the league time again of where basically breathing like three or four weeks. Just i can watch anything and get turned on not not even anything. Just my thoughts to really. I could just be sitting there completely. Not even looking up a horn stuff or stuff for for work or anything. And then i'll just start to think about stuff. Rosa my fucking like clinton will have a heartbeat episode. And i i may have caused a little bit of a of a masturbation accident aspiration accident which is normal bit of. Oh you mean you injured yourself. I think so. Little little bruising raw a little ding little rawdon. Yeah but it's definitely from my wand right. It's very hard right. I get very rough with it. No in common theme with this week's fantasies at all Okay you're doing care bears. Last week we gave. Those swatted be hugged. Yeah and now. It's just like parker grind. And they've got a really star right at the top of my like fukuda. Like right above. Maitland british yourself. Yeah got aggressive. But i did get a warm that thing up stretching out a little do some too. I mean also this morning. I was like ticket thicker. She did okay. Does that make any sense. Why southern look at your face you like. What did you say right. i'm just saying. Are you getting confused. What's going on here. I have so many that. I'm using right now. I don't know how many us around all day. I get injured shirt. It's either you or me. So jake could have been the thing. They got injured. What i'm saying that the only real you can't pull a muscle in the meals. Back like fucking around how the mules house go plow the field. Heels got to plow the field. That's my big for the week pick. Oh the the nirvana used to had a Had an album come out longtime ago called.

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Never mind and on the cover. There was a naked little boy in a pool. Going after dollar. I would hope some people listening would have at least know knee existence upset album very because a lot of people are talking about it lately because the fucking kid from the cover is once soon nevada for child pornography. You know there's that the hey that's the head of my deck that's child does it does show it shows like tiny smidge fish. Mackel will in his life is obviously ruin because everybody obviously ruined. The only thing he's going to be known for is having that little tiny baby back. It's still baby dick. Here's like a couple months old but you know any girl potential girl dating him go giggle and point at a little wayne and wonder if it grew at all. Did it get bigger. I have to know ticket you but he may get laid all over the place. They he owes them money. That's what i'm saying in like. I am the fund. I'm the kid from the album cover. I mean i can understand you. Whatever not liking it being the kid that's on there with your waiter hanging out. I mean i get it but we really need to blame your parents. You really need to see your parents gives. Your parents obviously signed something. Lese shirt went on. They were the ones they actually sold you. I mean who's worse person just creating art or the people who sold you to set artists. I gotta say the people. Who sold you bob. Because i mean but who actually because they actually sold your little wieners soul out from underneath your little baby dick. They're like was it really they. It's like taking the first of all mama. Dad you took my foreskin and now you took my baby dick anonymity i. Nobody would have had to know. What my jake look like when i was an infant however now the world does however he didn't have to say a word and no one would even know that it was him as he was growing up and he kept taking reenactment photos of it. They like every fucking year like on the anniversary out. Yes city yes. Okay okay really. Yes he just He's just he's just wants some fucking attention shola. Yes do you think maybe when he first meets a girl on some dating app i fuck it says no. That's not what i'm saying. Do you think the first dick pic he signs is the actual nevermind album cover amy. I'm just saying you might kind of lead with that. You know you send them the of the baby then or did you actually sent you sent your own baby born. He's probably a trafficker. Actually i if you think about it because how many people has he sent that photo album. Cover oh yeah he's fucking he's distributing it. Can you see yourself consider. I'd heard show everybody your infant. Dick kerr god abs of little baby. He is dead dead now. Let's so oh my gosh. Yeah what's his name. The things that song katie was just saying trevor. More there you go. Yeah apparently he was doing all kinds of stuff that we were unaware of. He was Yeah well you know elected. I can't watch it now. Because now i know it's not going to have an end and i can't go back for more. Oh well. I don't know. I feel weird like that like like what if i like it and i want more than exists. Maybe only ten episodes exists. Why do i wanna start that. If i know i can't get to the end. I don't know that. Show a net flicks. That's been in like manner says. Oh my god you know. there's no end. Do you realize they answered no questions they get you get a half a hand job and it's not even a really good hand job. It's well wait a minute though. But maybe netflix pick it up. Since they put it on net flicks. You know i will make one more episode kind of tie everything up but if not we'll yourself mean who annoying is that everybody. I'm sure i'm not alone. And where they walk away from something and yeah disappointing like what. You're probably gonna start watching this. It's definitely having no end Pinup elvira in photos. You coming up next month. Really yes okay. Yeah the one you weren't feeling like doing was yeah. I was thinking about two different costume. So now now you're doing it and you're doing a different costume. Then you were gonna do. Yeah i know. Wow you got scammed born of the girls. What what are the girls called. She she was like you've got to negotiate for you or what because i can talk to people need a manager i ca- danger noodle at shit right up. I don't know. I don't know you know what i mean. Well but they're all excited that i'm doing okay.

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Well hires a costume for you to dress away. Yeah uh-huh let me deal to. You're fine just practice eligible. Yeah that is true. Yeah you have a lot of things for the other costume would have been really good too though may more more appropriate for the time that you're in that's true. A- could do that later. Though i can. I have to worry anyway. No one knows what the fiber tanya will. They do understand costumes and they know who elvira is a and they know who lady probably i. I'm sure sure about a billion times. You watch it on youtube which were on youtube. You can You can see there because se post pictures of things that we talk about actual visuals because it is visual. There's levels to this kids just because on like if you listen live you get a whole other our with a whole nother segment and if you listen on the podcast you get the squarely break An hour and if you listen on youtube or watch. I knew tips. You get fucked visuals. Check it out. That's right But you get you know less my age sure. Aren't you lucky. Says i will. Let's go to thirty four and when we come back we've got. We got boobs. We've got Comments we got a lotta shit so joel bareback yum time paula basically and refreshing snack. The one the one that. I kinda wanna get for you right just because Okay we're getting me to wholesome add right but like an ear hole anotoly. what are we bugging. Bellybutton it's lower torso it's got the push but then effective element in bellybutton live. Okay your special report right right. You know i'm getting zena. Gina file electrify dildo. I'm making one. What are you talking about. I make my own. I'm gonna make my own and just see what kind of your little snack. And i'm still waiting for my or whatever you're not getting now. You're getting electrocuted electrified. Identifying hill then you know i would have a potential electrify electrocute. You know is that what happened. It would be an accident Complete accident problems lately. Air and i knew i shouldn't have made that bluetooth controlled and well. I happen to be escorted which you know okay. We don't need that. I'll just go straight death-ray right. Freaking naser being dumped. Oh no this one's put them on the On the electric Six feet of snake six snake day. I know you're gonna have your own twitter account with bdo but it's going to be the dsm couple. Gavitt has all goodness well. Tweeting have little tiny drowning in amazing. Size things come out of it. Having no on with the show and welcome back. Katie's indicate is kiki radio. Tv dot com else again me on facebook and twitter and instead because no no no lost control. Kids lost control. Trainwreck on youtube. Too far i wrote it a little too hard. We'll car. I gone in one hundred hundred right before he killed veto like he got broke right there in the last moment and totally blew himself out. I'm going to get a giant fucking kidding. Play hairstyle here net at once. He's super huge. Ramps oh my god still wearing shorts or the whole scratch. Anyway you could really pay Stretchy pants are really stretchy.

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Spandex short leggings anyway. Anyway there's a metal band row k. It gold hate beak because the lead singer is a parrot. I'm not fucking kidding. You i suppose. Article i found was from vice. By vice is vice. They just released a new album to really. It's one of those hardcore band. Yeah 'cause it's a guy her to see like the basis gets it. An argument that he worked with paulie such dick. Such a megalomaniac. He wants everything his way. He won't let me use my lyrics. I keep trying to tell him. I wrote some very nice stuff. And here's one to use it at all. Jesus it's really valid. Every power metal place is just you want it all his way. I think we're gonna break up the band as else hill haret when night. It's one of those african grey parrots. Once they can like really mimic things very very well so they probably sit there. And i played it all the time until finally now like come home. And you've got to scream. Oh yeah like no shit with music. I bet yeah they. They've they've had a couple albums. Come out this is what album covers a show you all. I wonder how many decibels it takes to blow out the eardrums of god you know. Do they hear well do i. Do we know why would imagine a here. Well if they can mimic pretty much vocabulary and different sounds like perfectly but is it like a superhuman better than humid hearing. Do you hang. I don't know maybe they've got little headphones for him. Maybe they can do so at our. I'm not sure do they do. Telekinesis will maybe move things with their minds lot of second. Maybe they have got away. You're talking about her. Remind never mind maybe they. Maybe they record the vocals. I separately but music to go that maybe they just like poke a stick. You scream would be horrible thing to bring out until like thousand screaming fans. Yeah paulie i mean. I'm not saying. I wouldn't be jumping up and down like a mad man. If i was into that kind of music you gotta be so into it. If they brought out a parent and the parent was doing the lyrics. I'd be all into it. Yeah whatever. I got a really question. How much if you die but if you just recording it. hey yeah. tear it up. Buttercup i you know i did watch a little bit of that. Caitlyn jenner is saying on on netflix. Okay and it just it just kind of makes me i wanna see a surgically made puss. Yeah you do you have that person yes okay want to see it. I wanna guess very very interested. Really m okay. Okay sure you'll meet somebody someday. High here it is on. Why did you say it like that. We mean i don't know. Are you playing. Are you playing. What are you doing now. what are you know. try to like sit like say. This is what you're looking for. No negative oh okay. Well i wake up on a one day and all of a sudden up. Maybe we had some fun with a mushrooms one night and and maybe sunday i come to and i now have have. I have a pussy. No no no. No no no no. That's not gonna happen. I know okay making sure not going to like take a stick. Thanks jeremy back inside. That would not be consensual. No it wouldn't sanger right here right now. We have spell it out. Yeah no it's okay. Okay i'm just saying like. I want to see one really. You know 'cause i don't this is gonna sound so stupid ever really a hello but the watch it up online i could.

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You know could but avenue now. Because i want to your you. Don't wanna pop your cherry. Unless you're in front of a real. I want to. I want to have first time the first time seeing it seeing it on a living breathing person right you want to be like church kid who all of a sudden goes to a whorehouse. Zero one fifty. Fuck yeah fuck. Yeah you don't even want hear you don't wanna hear stories about it. No you don't wanna see it online. I don't want somebody drawing me at artist's rendering out full menu at the cat house right dams givi. Now would that be enough for you or would you want before and after you would you want what if you could have seen the day before and see it. Let's say somebody that you bang several times gets in contact with you and says katie. I've transitioned and now know. I have a boy pussy. Well not the normal boy pussy. But i have a new. I have new equipment and and if you want to check it out check it out what you would be more interested if you had experience sadak beforehand and i you know. Hopefully they take like the last picture of beulah by you know just kind of like and you see maybe not compare maybe maybe i would imagine a lot of people in that situation would would. At least i've heard from several of them. They just didn't like their take. I mean i've heard that. From from guys who transitioned or just cut their takes off. Well that maybe he is. Well one person who head all sometimes. Then maybe if they're feeling like a guilty or or depressed or something they can look at l. now so happy. That's not there anymore. So that's what. I'm saying that i would imagine that would be the case for some people as well. Yeah some people would just be gyns sure. Well there's that one years it was just like fucking. I'm going to take it. You have my penis removed by their by layers. And i want you to watch will not right there then there but you know but yeah no not at least two taping day. Yeah it's like the poughkeepsie tapes. Prove brutal is pearly. Wow i don't like i don't i don't like male. Strippers i put. I put it on facebook. And i'm like you know. Am i weird. That i don't like meals or female. Strippers yes male. Strippers not so much. I mean number one. A there is a very good chance that they're gay very. There's a chance. Anyway right so entertain answers and things like that. Is that what you're saying. Yeah he's a lot of good gay male dancers. Oh yeah. But i mean i like i like i like dad bonds i do i just i like and i like fluffy guys like i like big dudes. Sure i don't know why but but there's no they i mean there's nothing wrong with being a gabi being a shipper is just that you know already. I'm like well. I know that they're not interested. They're flirting and it's awkward for me because whatever their straight like. There's not a chance anyway. It's weird but sometimes you like. Yeah we're gonna fuck tonight you know okay like like guys when guys go to strip clubs. They're like i wanna fuck that stripper. You're like no you're gonna pay her twenty dollars or a blowjob in your car agonize. Hopefully she charge. That depends depends on what's turku goto. Point i mean there's been a couple we bid. Do there'd be like twenty five dollars a bump. I you know. Actually now that i'm thinking about it. Chair there are places we've been to that. Were that bad. we're sitting on. Stage comes up to our shins. Other places awful of which one i i'm thinking of there's at least a half a dozen players the body the body shop okay awesome. Yeah That one that was in a mortal mobile home Like almost like a portable fucking thing that they rolled up on the side of an industrial area somewhere. Yes and they had like shower shows. Yes narrow oh yeah. That was pretty seedy. Very city porno pob. Okay yup ole that would you know. Yes no yes no we. We knew a girl very well. Who worked there for a while. I know and i had a. I had a hairdresser. They used to do my hair for barbara. Does what. I used to work there too. That place didn't really like it wasn't frightening.

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Doesn't mean that every girl would do it but there are girls that work there they would is what i'm saying i'm not i'm not trying to fucking say like i was just trying to hold out for the for the friend of ours that that worked there. You know does she. Does this this trick. Where she takes a match and she splits it and she puts it on her nipples because she's got jobs. Job irs and lights on fire people. Those are bigger than gun drafts. Those are those like square east. Their big right. We're yeah we're we're i. She had surgery. Oh right right right right right. i totally forgot anyway. Happens sometimes celebrities. Yeah yeah yeah so now. No nipple bigger hooters though. Oh much bigger redone after after said mistake to me. Yeah yeah there was. I didn't know this. But you just watch you play like like taps in your head to the you'll like oh goes nipples. That's right. they turned out here. I would. I would save those in like a baby food. You're hey doc. And i get nipples back come on now gonna tax derby a mold. Something i'm gonna put him on a dead squirrel look at it. Look ed donna from the nineties. Calabuig cone salad. Imagine you have a hard time finding a plastic surgeon that would let you have that back understand though but then some people they get to have a good like they're testing or whatever. Yeah whatever it is. They removed from you. But i mean legality. Tom green has the ball as not as is nothing. I guess you're right. He keeps it like floating in the jar. Like an right now like much. People think that for a long time. That's where i kept my dick that we had cut off after a horrible bicycle accident jar. Some dumb ass that was drunk walked up and would say something directly to you like. Are you dude if they if they lead with that. We almost you all every time i would say. Yes my cycle accident when she was a child. She has a ticket home at a jar. Three mostly it was completely sarcastic and anybody who is standing next to you. As you're telling this story looks in. Has that fucking jagged ru it. Will he will ever he's he. He really believes that he's got it in his head that produced it's got his ad that you're a trans i had. I had to kind of like i said last week. I had to clarify on on my twitter. That yeah you know. I mean it's cool if you think i'm i was dude or whatever because there are a lot of there are a lot of guys that make really fucking hot women chur really fucking high. Ah you'd have to try. You suck right right. Believe it looks good. It's again does fucker. I mean you're females so now katie's sorry now are i'm sorry i have a hard time now. Honey friends. i know. I have to hang. You know you don't have to you. Make exceptions but you don't really give another female shan't subtitled. They would be the same person though from they were dude. Yeah that would be different. I guess if you were because you haven't been in that since you don't know any money longtime that that's most of the people that we've met that have transitioned. Were in the middle of it or done transitioning When we met them. I i don't remember. I don't remember ever knowing somebody They transitioned after your mid mid friendship. Really yeah it was always in the middle of it or or and done for sure anyway anyway. Aggregating some female about About she she's she's trans cool. Yeah there was this woman. She ended up in jail because she went to go. Do one of those visitation At a jail. Right like a conjugal she tried to slide into dick well oh she had to go into the visitors building and they had to do it via like a fucking oriole prison. Glory hole action video chat. Oh okay well.

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She decided fucker as time weakness. Really she tried. She decided she was going to whip their titties out. And she's ready to fucking fiddle to digital right and show. You're not allowed to do that. Visitors building so she ended up in jail. No carlson kfi. I mean. of course they let her finish right they did. I wouldn't have stopped her. I don't understand though how this happened because this happened in fucking florida right to gorda who trait his race track there. I know very tried. That's when he got in jail for what's that who did. Whoever this person is that she's going to visit cheers like. Oh yeah yeah well you should. I know that they let her finish. Definitely did they had to because they watch so surely did. Did we gotta make sure. She's doing what we think she's doing. Hang on this went on for fifteen minutes bobby. one blind. During the video session ferreiro was rocking back and forth in her seat as a form of masturbation sheriff's officer said she exposed her breasts to an inmate three separate times. the call. What happened to the good old days when you could smuggle a follow up your ass out for your whoever was locked up. You know you know what i'm saying. Come on georgia's new black child. Obviously your expert. There's like ten seasons of that shit on that flakes lady prison life. Scott to be accurate. Oh of course it right. It's absolutely accurate. I'm sure it's all you know. Pillow fights and shit. Voglio weren't a lot of those. They're nine. I was kidding bill. Anyway there's this guy in south carolina. He gave a child a fucking face tattoo. At mcdonald's none are real touchy. When you say child you're saying somebody under eighteen. Yes i'm saying somebody under eighteen okay. Are we getting. Are we gonna like guest the age here in seventeen sixteen. Well it said a minor. Okay so and it was. It was on the playground at a restaurant at the at the mcdonalds rashawn and He fucking he tattooed the kids face. i wonder how old are you again when you got your first statue there. How old was that. i was thirteen. Okay 'cause i kinda joke okay. Sure i kinda sounded like like you had a little like tension in your voice your about some dude tattooed some low child's face but it's a kids off as i got on my eagle okay. Thirteen i was thirteen. No right They posted a video posted. it online. Like having a fucking fit. I wonder what the tattoo was of lightning bolt harry potter lighting. Torchy's they doric or you had the actual eyeglasses tattooed on them for harry potter. Two glasses and the lady. What if it was some shit like that. Does that make you feel different. Not really anyway. We got like six sixty s decks on his and forehead or something. God is that make it worse. Maybe i mean you can delays love. Hey i still haven't gotten you this toy and i need to get it for you it's Any of you guys are out there. If you want this really awesome. Masturbation toy okay. We'll they came out with an electronic version. Ray electric it's The tanga flip retired by long time ago. When i used to work you know horror store. The villa at the dildo hut at the dildo high alert. Stop at the dell hut. Right anyway. mark will. This is really fucking cool. You get a flashlight but it looks like a speaker kinda thing legacy jake speaker well. It's they everyone that i've I've talked to have that have used it. Like it's the best fucking thing like it feels awesome. You can press buttons on it to differ different pressure in different areas right so i mean so you can get go and what would it look like. I'm not do that because every time he did that. I know i look stupid. But what are you talking about.

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I just wanted to you were describing it. It helps to see the shape of your vase when you did that. Now i wanna i wanna up at me. I need to learn about this thing. I mean my my orgasm obviously is very important to me. Yeah the quality of of my master master pretorial experience. it's ki- it's crucial in life development. I keep put my mind at other things. Don't have to worry about how to pass rate. You know like if we already have a rating system now to masturbate and people error people who spend lots of money and through jump through lots of hoops on trying to figure out how to catch it up so you know it helps me to see the shave your face again now. Okay that's okay you're apply orgasms would be nothing to you now. They don't care who cover not figured out. Jesus so you gotta do figure it out there for you guys out there that if the for the person in your life that has a like a chocolate she fetish chocolate shoe. Who has who has a shoe fetish but they have they make chocolate just as you said the punchline before the joke on that would you know somebody who who likes shoes if you know somebody who likes us. You're probably going to be into this chocolate shoes. Okay would have made a lot more made sense but yeah chocolate. Choose their high heels. And they're they're rather sexy of somewhere like Eat my shoe issue because you know some people will be all into that a hundred percent like oh my god i would imagine to some extent the best part about licking or eating out of a shoe or whatever it is that you people do with issues is the actual feel of his shoe. Though like i could see them liking it on top of their birthday cake or selling you know as a novelty joy but they probably liked the real funky yet real leather. I wanna to like that old gross shoes to guys like. Oh can i drink out of your shoes. Oh lord trying. Whatever that's nasty i mean. Don't make me watch it. No respect that. God damn it. Stop sending me pictures of your deck too. I know what you naronha nirvana guy again it. I got it your bigger now digging issue. I wonder if part of it too is just so he could get everybody to look at his dick. Now that iran aci josie get bigger. And so now. Obviously have to prove that my dick's a lot bigger. That was when i was an infant got hair now You want to check it out. Look at my day. Kick p your honor. We have exhibited a right here. My jackets right here. Check it out your honor smell dogs way bigger. Well that i wanna know how dumb fucking guy is he. This dude ended up going to jail because he shot an who. He thought was an intruder in his house. Right turns out. It's his wife's live secret. Live in lover secret livin secret. Living well above husband must be out of town for long stretches or something i would. I liked that. Maybe something like that. But i mean oh my god they and they said that both the The lover and the way for fucking high on meth at the time So they're probably hopefully they're not charging the dude because to be honest. You don't know if. I just see some weird dude like if i came in the house or woke up or something. Yeah the situation was in. Just some guy is standing there. And i'm within reach of a gun. I'm might shoot him that that could actually happen. That happening i absolutely see that happening to a. And then what i would i would feel bad because now it's like wait a minute. You were just getting side day and i just killed a dude. Who really he was going to hurt. Anything at all. A killer is about our keller. I ever. We're getting outta here for tonight because i have to go. Now he's out. I am i have to go down yourself into a frenzy.

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Yeah yeah you'll be okay. Recover saturday set it in that got. Oh devastated i heard on face heard. I saw facebook today right. What do you think. If michael jackson had a strain of weed would what do you call it. He did. I says okay. That's why i have to go os wouldn't have gotten that little nugget. There stayed that long. That's right decision. I hope you a great rest day week ships month. We'll be on suspended next week youtube. We've been suspended for a week by the way back and those things are fun So let's see Everybody his certain tacos and but he does.