Kinky Katie's World #372 Clown Car Ass

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Electrified dildo i'm making one. What are you talking about. I'm gonna make my own. I'm gonna make my own. Just see what kind of altered your little snatched intake. I'm still waiting for my students or whatever. You're not getting that now. You're getting electrocuted. I mean electrified. Nfl you'll probably had the electrocuted part. Right no i would never a detention electrify electrocute. No negative. that wouldn't happen. It would be an accident Complete accident sherve footage airing problem hold. This is the labeling air and a new. i shouldn't have made that bluetooth controls. The weekend has landed. All the exists. Now club strokes. Popes and pau is. I've got four hours from the world man. I'm going to blow steam on my head like a screaming kettle. I'm gonna talk to strangers all night. I'm going to lose to plot the floor. The free radicals inside mayor freaking tonight. I'm chitra travolta on three apopka. I'm going to never never land with my chosen family mind. We're gonna get more than neil armstrong avid. Tonight it's my alive from the seventy three quick burner. What's on the milk and now live from ruled thirty four studio. I bring you a girl who has big fat nipples and yet a tiny little s. Here she is the one the only can key katie. Hello and welcome to the show. This is key behaviors world number. Three seventy two. I'm your host can be katie. And we're the as always is the sometimes confusing but my absolute favorite plus covers fucked mr sc order rear coming to you live from route thirty four studios katya radio dot com radio dot net all. I think we've got some fun to about tonight. I do sure i. It's kind of funny. That in a little intro blimp. that use it. I've got big old fat nibbles tiny little ass anti alaska's. Yes sure i have like no asa have but my friend had posted a picture of these really cute nipple piercings under your shirt of makes it looks like Like your nipples are our hearts like they're really accused rhinestones the go around your nipple. But i'm like well fuck. They never make cute shit like that. In a to gaze like mice is via so but brian dewitt over to talk. He's like yeah they see. We'll see oh boy there's been there's been a lot of talk sushi. Masui she. she's been talking about getting the slasher sister tattoos of all of girls. Yeah the movies together. One of the girls that you've done several movies with right but will not just me. There's like four other girls. Yeah yeah you've you've all done so all of your thinking about getting a tattoo the same tattoo or a theme tattoo. I believe the same really dicks though ticks. what's happening here as dixon. That wing come. I've just said flying cockatiel nice really not like chicken roosters shooting out like could be they could be. So what do you think about getting here as as a group buteau or are you releasing set information the secret. Well we've talked about it like off awhile ago but we never really. You know there wasn't any more discussion right right. I i don't know. I don't know we'll see we'll see what's going on. I have speaking of. I've got a I got a cameo in nickel kimmel naked cannibal cameras part. Two right season of the bitch. Well yeah nigga cannibal capers too. So i are but you know. I doubt i'll make in the comic. But that's okay you don't make it though there's a comic. Yeah they after they. The movie there is a there is a there is a guy who who makes comex. And he's like. I want to turn this into a comic really did happen. Yeah so it's really neat. So miracle of the modern age center there. I think they they. I know they already have one one book. But i don't know if they have any more But i know they're coming out with more because there's going to be another movie right so but that i'm just going to have a little slough. We'll video part in their syllabi. Cool row out in. Yeah sounds like fun. I mean there there's naked cannibal people eating other people. Are there hijack women naked picture lot at lot of nudity body parts and probably people eating body parts. I would imagine it kind of goes along with the whole cannibalism thing would be.

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I don't wanna do like drop any spoilers or anything right but you know. Was there a good chance. Yeah i wanted to say. Thank you. Alfred for the lady di costume the gigantic towering vampire costume from resident evil Came and i was going to wear tonight. But i'm that's i had to fucking hot. Yeah i have to put my headphones behind my head because the yeah the has huge go well no you just sitting next to the wall in television. Sure you need some room for that thing of space. You know whatever but it's a it's a it's a cool. It's cool costume. I wanted to say thank you. I'm still getting requests from from one of our fans. You know who you are. You know who i'm talking about. How he wants to when we were talking about tattoos everything about it. He's a after a tattoo session. I wanna take you onto rachel's for dinner or lunch. And that i wanna finger come out of. You succumb guy he wants to. He wants to stick his digits in the kiddy pool. Yeah request but you know legged nothing really surprises me anymore or do i really don't think that's not strange. Will what i'm saying is just in general. Hey person that. I type two and we exchange things on type type basis. I want you to meet me somewhere. You know and let me finger blast you after somebody blows loaded you. That's the part where where it's like for me. I'm not like that's a handshake ryan. Come from that's what i'm saying. That's a face to face interaction. if i've ever heard of one for for me anyway. I don't you know maybe maybe that's how at that that happens more than i would really. You know i least kinda wanna be able to standing be standing in front of the product before. I wanna say what i want to do with what you know what i mean for. I mean me personally here. I am the whole time. I'm just thinking. I'm like how did i even keep it from coming out like all that time. Okay after getting attached to going and having dinner or a late lunch or something at a strip club okay and then once you get to the finger what. It's like already been filtered through my underwear something we'll just hang up dow at your feet really. I mean that's the only solution it's like sealing wax up there and like plug it up to provide what what anonymous fan once once from you. Hey i've been asked weird things. Got this guy weird. I just said in general everything that i've ever had to do with anybody. I had to like standing proud of ingraham. Just saying you know. Hey a you had to look. Somebody'd i and tell them that you want them to bend you over and shove that broom handle up your all right. Yeah that's a face to face. I mean it's not a face to face conversation really just saying for me dead like you said that. That's that's a handshake deal there. I gotta i gotta press flash before because how do i know that i wanted to because i am totally talked to people. Maybe on telephone whatever where you got but then when you got him person you're just like and i don't really know the computers definitely made it everything a lot easier. I was got destructive when that happened. Like i can remember situations like that where somebody set you up with somebody which doesn't happen often but somebody set you up with somebody who you talk to somebody and you really never hung out with them and then you you made you hang out with them and they are all into it and the whole time you dislike now. This is nine yen. Usually by the end of the night. I ended up talking to somebody else while they're with me and i just don't really care. Yeah that's as. I do that a lot you do. That's that's how did that with me. You told your friend go home. I don't need a ride. Well we're talking to someone. Get shockingly cold about it too just because you don't want to makes words. Yeah she turns around. she's like nothing. Nothing serious hey it's not working out. Started hanging well wasn't very nice. What are you gonna do not communicate your feelings. But what am i supposed to do. This is how i feel right now. Right i feel like i. I wasn't feeling well. Maybe not dough like. That's maybe a strong word baby. It's your you're you're likable but Tell you just down not.

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I'm not feeling this whole thing. You're going on well. I there's nothing that about you. That's there's anything wrong with. But i just don't think we're going to be good so glad she's like i'm losing the table. Give him a handy. Well i don't know what it is but there's definitely something to that for sure to white to that. Whatever that was. I was just explaining benefit. Oh i thought it would desparation like gonna pull out something muzzle. dick now. no it's not even like maneuver. It's not like a something. I'm trying to get something. I i'm just basically telling somebody like what how i feel about it. Yeah why don't waste your time. Joe as shouldn't waste your time. Don't want you to exactly. Yeah and there's a girl over here that i'm talking to you but i'm not really saying it in those nice terms but really it was implied. Maybe a handful of times. That's happened to me heavily implied. Sure sure you don't have to be mean about it because every once in a while one of those people will just be right on with. I don't know why don't we save. She's interested in doing all three. You hear that sometimes it happens. Yeah yeah you know while. She's just china to hold on a can. maybe. I can change his mind. He'll become a master manipulator so we went and saw big j. o. Kherson last night and it was a lot of fun. I thought it was a fun show. I got to hang out. I surprisingly not. I wasn't as much of a spazzy as normal You grade yourself on social interactions with. I wasn't as spazzy as i normally am. Well because i was still nervous but i was a little more comfortable and i felt. I didn't feel as intrusive this time. Because he actually want pass like everybody just came up to us and hung out with us pretty much the whole rest of the time that you know people were hanging out outside we were talking and whatever and I just. I felt more comfortable properly. Because i felt so uncomfortably weird when we sat right in the front dead centre right in the front. That's an interesting. i've never done that before either. We go to shows go to stand up shows and he's a stand up comedian. If you didn't know right sorry. And i was incredibly high because we had just just smoked like a little bit of fat frigging joy in the car in the parking lot on the way to like walking inside. Who you hit. I was fine. I don't know i hit it right. Well i hit too much. It worked out good. It was a good show but it was. It's a strange thing. If you if you ever go to a comedy show where you're sitting like right at their nuts like i level with their balzac. Yeah it is it. Is you feet away. And it doesn't. It doesn't matter who we go see or they usually set is kind of near the front because we're an interesting looking couple and almost always almost always get picked on. Yes now it's like a it's a fifty percents hit rate on that for sure. Yeah oh well. I mean i i get it i get it. Yeah yeah yeah. Big giant guy in overalls amazon lady. Yeah i i. I had to put another tweet out. Because i was getting questions again. You know if. I was being proposition by a lot of people that were into Like trans and stuff like that. I'm like i have always been a girl. As born a girl. I sewed recognizes a girl. I'm tall. I have kids. I have no asset. No hips still do in an i. Keep him from aldehydes. How parties people people who are in into Transpeople why don't care. I mean you and see what you're into. No but whatever did you because you're you're tall row you know whatever was typing your your your victim. I wear wigs. Shame wigs allied i. I'm very aggressive. I act like dude you will you know. Check check and check you know. I'm like really in gays them. You go in phases of a too though i do you. You're you know it's an issue in your bag of tricks for sure. Yeah yeah now.

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I would say so but they said that there be sam couple that i talk about every once in a while on twitter. I think it's literally the bdo sm couple couple. Look at it if you're if you're squeamish all but if you're not scrimmage but yeah yeah we kind of like a car crash you don't wanna look would you really can't look away and you're kinda looking for some really. Oh my god what the heck is going to have in. Their blood is always their blood blood. No for sure no. They're an extreme example of people. Who do they are some pretty creative things. He her slave husband recently got her coat of arms tattooed on his ass and they were putting out some some new videos. Well there's him in a stool sitting on he's naked. And he straddling stool. Okay when he as he's getting off the stool there is dislikes orange snake. Tentacle thing coming out of his ass really what it doesn't stop like it keeps coming and come in and come in. I'm like holy fuck. Where did it go willy. Wait wait wait wait. Slow down here. So was this worm thing attached to the chair and as he was getting off it was just being like base on it. Okay so it was probably suction cup to the the chair. Yes the sex toy. She's coming off the chair. Yeah well it's it's pulling out. Yes okay so and it was. It was probably about the size of love like a like a regular garden hose. Really yes and i had. I had to tweet. You're because we we talk all the time now like she's such a sweetheart and where is it go. It doesn't come out anywhere so it's still inside their aac. Ozeki goes off the whole. No she goes. I don't know. But i love watching it but i'm not sure. So that's yeah so. I'm not gonna really comment on. That will be like. I don't really know where it goes. It's all care will. There was there was another one that The another video is. I'm looking at because that got me into into look at tentacles because i found another another website that had like really cool like weird different kinds of tentacles. Tentacles sex toys. Yeah right And these are these are really fucking cool. But it's staggering. How many tentacles dildos there are in in floppies es and such unease. Oh yeah when when you you you think i will. How many could there be. And then you actually look about his. I've looked about from few times like what. Wow they put those things on everything. I put on every day joe. Well there's there is a video that they that they put out that it had a gross. I didn't know what was in her husband's ass but as she spot i knew is something large and it was a body part so as she's pulling it out. Okay so yeah it was a limb of some sort of maybe it was a bottom leg limb something or other did not know. Well as as she's pulling it out you see it's her fucking foot a shin. She was mid shin in his fucking rectums. How like wearing like goddamn buddy sliver well and blessed som something autumn. I don't know who s. I'm glad i'm glad they found each other to be able to do said things to each other right. Whatever about upton shan holy but stretch. Man i mean that's that's that's that's big. That's an odd shape more than anything. Well you put your toe. Even you're pointing your toe you'd like You know in the you are you. Are you doing silent. Tucker or a you really. Are you treading water. What's happening harnett. Feel like you've got cold feet. who like frozen. Does you know when you get like really cool feature in the but sure. Well i mean how much but sensitivity could this this guy actually have. He's one where she's born in a tire bottle of hot sauce down. His is his butthole. Yeah then fisting him at the same time. Now you're doing footing and aren't even.

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Oh that's the term footing visting the locker kicking. I wow go so yes seems pretty extreme to me however i do you work up to that. There's is there mira we were talking about at one time that sex toy that looked like a flower that went up the ass. But yes a lecarr. The call right. Chloro- look flirt elite. Kind of a jack kring. Yeah well this is this. There's one that's kind of similar to that right and it's called the instigates right. It's got a center. It's got a center prong but then it's got to like it. Looks it got to kind of like leaves on the sides of it. It looks like little shop. Lahore's like audrey right. Will you close it together as you insert it and once it's inside past the point edges flings open kinda like a assab airtrav. Right rhino right. Yeah right what wasn't there What did we see. But i think it was a bluetooth device. That was a tale that went in and you bluetooth Clamps like a butterfly inside of a like a wall something yeah like a wall yeah content anchor. A wall acre like wall anchor like it went in and then funk flipped up by fucking Yeah bye bye bye you you you gave somebody else the control over it and you like agreed to it ahead of time and as has that yeah terrifying because the they had across action of a person with this tale up there acid thing is in like the t shape and you realize wow what have i have to take a shit. Really the north koreans are going to have a field day with your butthole buddy but they fit a security breach Ha you did say that. There was a an emergency key that came with. They'd have to have her. What are you being there has to be. You could make this thing in kuala lumpur in. What are the rules. I don't know. I don't speak kalala emporium just saying if it could be made somebody could make nobody saying they're making it ethically. Yeah know so. They could totally not. But at least i did have a key i well. Let's go to my favorite segment stay by standing by. It might not be the porn you would pay point katie. It's time once again for pick. No surprise i am back into the The gay sex stuff but it's it's been a lot like kind of tender with fluffy dudes really. Yeah yeah drew would fluffy it's yeah. Wow wow i know i want for you. It is so usually. I'm fucking hard. Make them bleed high cute little phase bottles. Yeah like you know. Like like a shed tell what's going on really kisses chest now. I see where you at. Well i mean it's going to go there eventually. that's right. What you said gay gay porn to is while you were leading into so yeah okay. Like a friendly. Bears bear porn caper porn. That's still a different segment. Category altogether right was the ginger beer anywhere to be found. I did not see the ginger barry. I didn't i didn't look out for the. There's this one guy that we see all the time and videos and you're not you don't know but i always take them as a as a gender barrier because he he looks. Like in javanese ginger you know. But i have no idea if you like sticker not in any time. He's on camera he just. He looks like a little chair of you. Think bad naughty. And i want my nipples panjshir. He's the one that you would meet. And and you know like Tony hinchcliffe find out. Now he's actually no he doesn't he doesn't really like to go while you think. Wow you take you think okay okay pussy slayer no pussy ice. Or maybe they don't they. Don't mike take but they're not really that into it. You know there's semi deck right anyway anyway. So that's of louis into it. That gay friendly bear us Got stuck there.

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I did i did. Oh i broke for a minute. There was a There is a person that was dressed in a t. rex costume and had assigned his. Can't drink or masturbate. Me money for longer. Are i thought that was pretty clever. Like that's a good way. He's got a really long time though the real too. Bad for sneak. Speaking of snakes there is there's a it's called the Sinovenator right and it's it's one of those snaky to be dildos but it's got a snake head on it right don at all what i was thinking. It looks like a call up thing. Yeah we're that's because it's a weekly and that's what was coming out of him when you go back to when we were talking about the thing. Okay yeah because i it had it like pulled up right and stuff right so like this. Will this one website that i got on. It's got some interesting looking sex toys like really interesting. Instead i mean. There's there's coyly thing that sticks suction cups to a chair that you can pull out endlessly from your partner's anus a lot of A lot of like alien Stuff like tentacles tentacles too but also talk in glee squiggly quigley's quigley's but they're also fat. Tentacles there's unicorn horns accords. There's stuff that this thing. They're called a condom dragon. Eggs but really they look like a fucking bannister. Like the top official on top of a of a bed post. Yes i feel you but like it looks like a pinecone. Yeah no it is actually the pineapple that we're shoving up. Yes yes no no really. It is and i'm sure there are pineapples there as well. I'm sure there is. I haven't seen one. There's there's one that has a very large. They call a not plug on it. And i don't. I don't know how you get that in. I mean of course plenty of people that can be your neighbor and you got to get it open. You know three edges knows. I could drop anything in there. This is bigger than three inches. Oh and then there is. That picture of one falcons exploit that. I showed you the the lady there was. There was a woman on this gigantic or fuck and fire hydrant of its sex toy. He wasn't even touching the bed and she was try. It looked like she was trying to get on it and it had to be you know six inches diameter. i would say four to six something big like for those of you who remember or you can look it up you can find on the internet. There was a there was a south park episode. Where they had martha stewart she was shoving a turkey her crotch magic that or even paris hilton trying to get that dude her snatch at the end. It was mr slip anyway. I like your reverence. A cartoon that literally on a national network hot ever people can look it up. It's fucking south park. A lot of people don't tell vargas big well. It was big and she was shoes. Pretty much perched on top. Try to shove it all the way all the way but who knows how far i have no idea. It doesn't really matter. The some of the of the other jugantar toil toilet toy ladies Like the amazing thai. Like those kind of women. And ashley ashley alicia naughty alicia anyway. But when they're when they're fucking themselves with these john normal toys a you can see it physically going up their body. I know i know you could see like going up into the ribcage. You don't pass through like a stab your heart. Yeah stab your heart. Any second us like where do you where the fuck your guts we raise is what happens with what did you do. I don't wanna see you die to go to get that giant tuna can of twelve edged I just. I don't know. I really don't know you don't know if you want to see him. Die trying to do it. I don't wanna see them die. Oh i know. God complete voter killer for me. Let's go to neponset route thirty four and when we come back we're gonna talk about Some things with antlers. No you'll see yum. It's time for a basically andrew pressing snack about flaming cheeto dust on the fingers get policy but while ago yes right.

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Summited made a A box of flaming hot tampax. Want right right mexico's with your regular ones where going to have tampon roulette. Oh god it'd be fun for me. It'd be fun for you. It could be fun for you. Let's say you had a house pet like the kind of house. Bet you can turn into furniture and so on right following me here. You have house girl. That likes to pretend she's she's a coffee table right. You could play. You could totally play house. Tampa roulette with her and not feel bad because that is her jim yell exactly why she came to. The house was for stuff like that to happen to her. Imagine imagine the trepidation. You have as a lady if you're living in as a living Coffee table right but they were making you play roulette. Every time you're period came to not only are you crampy upset. Whatever it is that you feel during your special time of the month but now you're worried about when you get it. You might get a flaming hot cheetah tampon anyway nelson if you like drifted instead of Doing the flaming hot you but if you take a regular tampon and you put that like Seven oil chili extract. Yeah yeah a little via liquid stuff. Put that up in your snows jeep. That's too far to buco me. No on with the show and welcome back to the eighties world ruler studios kinky katie radio dot com dot net me on the twitter later at radio. Kinky katie radio dot com jerry to edgy mail. Dot com you can me can also get me on the tubes of you or also called youtube. Yeah just make up your own name for you. Too good luck has all i have. I have faith that that our listeners they can. They can speak kate me. Sure hard to figure out most of the time really. This is no way to think about it. Hey i was gonna have an edible earlier but it didn't imagine how much worse i would be. I don't know as pretty fucking komo's abroad. Sure i'm not sure better. Whereas i don't really know i don't draw distinctions like that always awesome To sleep next to you you. There's a magazine out there for a I hear they're bringing boobs back to playboy. Okay okay that's right away i mean. Do we really care do we. I mean i'm just. Are they going to what they. What kind of boo gamer. They gotta be bringing playboy. That's gonna make me want to get that again or again ever really. I'm maybe you know a lot of the times. It was celebrities. Celebrities were big pool. You like boob center news. You got you. You've listed at least a dozen different boob clearing-houses to go see some free tickets of all shapes and sizes. I have well. I mean i still have one of those limited edition I don't think it was lindsey lowe. Hanner something whatever from what. I used to work at the porn store like. It's it's even in a plastic lindsey lowe. What are you talking about. But playboy nude right celebrity. There was one of them that everyone's i you have to wonder right. Okay again it the playboy anyway so when are they planning on bringing back boobs. I don't know i heard that a long time ago. But what a what may be thinking about it. There's this there's this magazine called girls and corpses right so geyser into girls are corpses girls. Inc is not like well. I guess they do. They have like necrophilia. Kinda shows up. Oh i thought you meant like corpse. Like the day youtuber slash You corpse husband with the voice. Yeah it tingles me Girls were corpse now exams a lot better really girls and corpses have go. There's more than one corpse have more than one dude with the voice like that. They try but they fail razor blade but anyway it's it's naked girls and be movie camera kind of like trove ville shit right since i guess. If you're into that kind of thing would you probably you might be. If you're listening as you probably are into horse stuff for some reason horror horror horror horror horror. That was actually a a term. Somebody used somebody else other than us. I remember hearing it somewhere shirt. What an fisher there you go because the the slasher sisters they want.

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They want us to all to get the shirts that say hor- hor- with the w or or dribbler sorry. Let's go to your favorite senate by you stopped. Are you okay. Yeah you to fire this off. Yeah sure yes right. Okay he really share. Oh my i had the dan biton in and on the news. It's time once again for his man all right. So this week's tits. Man is a website that someone was telling me about that decided to go. Check it out and boob clearinghouse. It's no actually. it's called saggy tits dot com. Okay saggy tits porn saggy since porn too. But here's the thing no. They're not right. The lot of them a lot of them are enhanced rate but they are quite large right and there's free photos and pretty bitches so go check out boobs. No they're not. And there's i mean there's a couple but no mostly just like floored against I suppose so or so other people that aren't as pretty took it man all have their own nice qualities. Of course they do sure yeah. Obviously they're just they're all over the place you know they really are literally flopping around so if you wanna go see some austin titties a bunch of them go to saggy tits porn dot com. You don't have to worry about like getting a playboy subscription that they really haven't done 'cause there's the internet and raise native for free all over the place you could get very very select in the type. Booby liked to see instead. Of just you know you're consuming. Whatever boobs given you you can give very right. Okay tells an intense very heads off. Why made eye contact. What am i doing you second me into those stop it. Do i contact radio like it. That's okay rather look away. There's a there's a new sex toy that's out. That looks absolutely blew. Okay and i don't. I don't know how i feel about the more than the traffic cone. They'll girl last segment was taking well. This isn't this isn't a large there's just the features that it has a bluetooth by plug that one's a little. That's a little trapping aggressive but well this one is a thrusting vibrator thruster. We were just talking about the little slave dome. But here's what else it's got really without said scott it's got a stimulator like a rabbit right but not probably not position properly me not for me you know. I don't really care but it looks almost like a like a hermit. Crab like it's got it's got this this like cohn little cop on it and then it's got little finger dealey. Bob's that are coming out of it and then a longer little thing that things that goes to okay. We're not done yet. really it. also heats up. Faux you will you i. Yeah that would be a good idea. Thank you want warm day. I like them. Code corpses. We're talking about. Oh well we're there's more okay. It has got wait. It has got a feature that they'd say it's to lick your uterus. It is a cervix stickler coming out of the top of it like it. It looks like dick. That's not circumcised. It's got a worm coming out of it right. It's kind of strange. But it flickers like it's tickling and licking your cervix. Like design of zeno file of dildos alien tongue. Nick comes out of the head of the cock highly little chance of malfunction there. Oh yeah no. I call it the. Iud grabber gone right. I mean what if it does manage just like fucking pierce your cervix which. I don't know how but it's tiny so might like where away after it like work. Its way in to flow into flusher nash. It'd go that far. I don't know. I don't know how long the dildo is looking like it's at least five to seven inches long somewhere in there.

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Yeah okay as mu technically that thing now you just you just talked about the dude with the clown car has foot snake his but really so let's transfer and that's but right so let's transfer that to tongue inside of cock technology inside a vibrator you got five inches. Dirk could be like three feet of a tongue in there. We don't know they're very could be kamalia. Goddamn sneaker lizard right right right. Thank you go right up then float tubes. We know he can blow in the ad like one of those party horns like inches unrolls rolling. It seems pretty gimmicky to me. Really however maybe it hits hits that spot and it just feels weird enough to do something for you. maybe it does. Maybe it does. I need i got a little issued. Easy scratched cleaning really. I'm gonna say here. Hatton swab it. There's gotta be an inside right. I mean does the thing just but even if it's just a nubby it's waterproof doesn't mean you should play. It's to cause a lot out of it. Well single use that thing fuck it. i don't know. I don't think i'd single you said what are you gotta you gotta somebody said here. Katie here's as info dildo. We're giving you into this to try out. You know you'd stick it up there you know you would if if there was one of those sitting here on the table and i went somewhere for a while you may at some point. Try to use it. Oh i mean like yeah go you gotta go to the bank. No if there is just one of the house on a daily basis. There would be a day that you'd wanna play to xenophon. Yeah i've seen a file. The alien aliens i would try it. You would never say. I never said that i wouldn't try okay. It's weird but yeah no fun. I would try it. I just don't know if i'd won. Use it. I mean if i liked it i'd probably use it more except i'd i'd fuck and clean it. I can make it elector yield version of it. Oh electrified tug inside. Oh depth like the ground or whatever you know. And it's kim and the other part of it is the you know the dolphin rider there. Oh magic a little clip sapper zapper. Click cervix combo. We're you know how they have. It doesn't it doesn't fire off until it's literally all the way in and then he goes up when you hit the backstop you know. Well that's i mean that's that's like what the like the got the remote controls on the handle of it's you can. You can turn it on when you want to write but you know those those you can get those pens that are for the muscles zapping and stuff like home tangent but they look a pen with the ball on the end and zappers right right. Well you could totally safe normal to have little pens at shock. You our 'cause. I wanna try on my clip. So i'm thinking if you had that little. Read your clip. What are you care. because you'll you'll have it in a house in inevitably. You're want to take your gonna wanna tease me. Well see your even saying that. You're just bald-faced just you're going coming right out and telling me i'm going to shock. You actually think that. I wouldn't will because i've just try to avoid getting shocked when i'm not ready. You know what i mean. Don't raise your eyebrow be. Don't you dare don't you dare. How dare you dare. Hi you're just going to be scaring me with it all the time. I'll i'll be walking through somewhere like while not located i with me all the time. You're gonna get hurt really. It's not a good idea. Conditioning vedic but really on a scale of one to ten. How much damage could a little pen thing do exactly. I mean talking to kill me. You're gonna get a startled me all the time with going out your taint. It's not like someday. I'm not going to hold you and then stick it on your button and leaving tied on to you for a while. I would ever do that to you or the have it. Nice connection with the metal running through my nipples. See there you go. You're helping me out already. I mean you're helping out again already. That's all right right right. Yeah so why. Would i be concerned if you had tens you know it's like 007 spy technology for sex toys slash husbands startling. Sh hey devices. Is you see the slow motion video of what it does. What does the pen. Yeah in tan. Who wants no. I don't want to see this. Whatever play with it all you like just you know you do not have consent to shock. Yeah well with things anything even online.

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I'm not kilo of from hunter hunter. It's not happening. Never there's others a new flesh flashlight. that's coming out. This year came out this year. it's for for men. Of course it's called the flight pilot. Okay they said it's an upgraded version. It's more compact than the than the regular flashlights right. I take it in the car with us at it. Well it's just. I guess it doesn't look like a gigantic fucking flashlight. I mean it actually looks like a like a coffee tumbler. Both bush shirt lasted coffee. Not like a small sleek. I'm feeling yeah like a normal tumbler. That would be sitting in your console in the sun. Yeah i guess so. I like my pussy warm. but they have Like a distinguishing hole. That you fuck shirt. It surprise you take lit off The cream curdled near copy. Man tastes nasty. Just saying you're setting yourself up for someday get pulled over and having to explain why you have have have a portable pussy cupholder. Not there would be well. I'm sure it can't be legal. The jerk off wise anyway xavier for. No you're right. It's not illegal. We're doing autonomous driving. Maybe you have a tesla who you're hurting. Really that's true. See just had the car drivers fuck himself tonight like you're sleeping at least you're awake and we would you want somebody actually having control of a vehicle wiler jerking off. They're saving lives on. I got into an accident when i was fucking masturbating in the car. I used to have a really long commute. Orlando when i worked for this place communication relaxation. Anyway i had one of those car vibes. i get stuck in traffic. I would just plug it into into the lighter around. just pop it on my clip. Like well you would write. There's like you would. There is one time that my foot like came off. The pet like slipped off the pedal. I almost tap the the bumper in front of me. Yeah whatever yeah. I didn't i never said neither one of us ever said either. One of us was very bright. So well plus. Yeah i've given you head during the car drive before. I mean that was the scary thing. I wasn't scared. Of course i was fine. Your head to be crushed like day talking about our world. According to garp that shit bit right off in the driveway is a lot of people that are like whoo movie. Look it up. Look it up. Got his dick chopped off and then immediately became a transgender. You know Lived a life after that. So only avanzi. Here is getting rid of porn burp brown curls. You hear a girl screaming all over the place. Oh my gosh. I said i said october. I is the day but they but they said there's nudity is still going to be allowed but just not explicit stuff. So what would they consider explicit though. Where's the line right. We don't know. I'm sure somebody's gonna find out of i would imagine it'd be a lot of people should find out but i mean it's been a lot of a lot of like main income for a lot of people. Sure well not only that for only fans itself. I'm sure they lean heavy on the porn girls. So then why the fuck would they do it. Then if if it's making them so much money they want to go legit they wanna go legit. It's like like seventy that works for the mafia legit boys. I'm out amount. Well no that that. I've heard them they bitch about not being able to get funding and blah blah business. Dude lie something you know how it is. If you put up horn in any way shape performed someday somebody will come in. Turn your shit off and you have to go find another place in. Yeah no that's true. It's like like a reoccurring oro boroughs thing. You know the snake eating stale just happens so it's not surprising to me. It's not shocking someday. Whatever porn service to you're watching listening to dealing with they get shut down for one reason or another. Some of them are pretty good reasons. However they're going to get shut down anything that we've put up we've had lost channels lost websites laws the being thrown off a different services and things like that man blamed for losing an apartment and and we're not we're not making millions of dollars a year. I mean the people who are imagined to shit they get. It's just porn will find a way. It's like the rose growing out of the crack in the Concrete there. That's an extra pretty rose you now.

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It not happens to be a prolapsed butthole touch it sticky yet no so. I'm sure they're going to find another place. I in some other places gonna make billions of dollars and then want to go legit again. And it'll it'll it's groundhog day all over again. There's a play until you just order the x mock you know fucked all and it shows up at your house. I robot style and you have like drive in pus. Y'all or you're going to have a lot of people having their own websites. Now keep all of your running rented revenue. Let's be honest if they have xbox level Female is i. Don't it would be hard. It would be tough because that was very woman like for very very woman lied our style. Was you know. But could do other shed and who you and stuff while simply ripped my heart right out of my chest while then but they is in that movie I jude. Law jovis had He was a a sex doll. G showy the ryan gosling chair is the to service stupid. Tom spanning baby like some stupid shit sometimes. What are you talking about again july. He was he was a sex robot in In a i okay. That was at like six hour movie that had like four different Plot arcs we'll just yeah just what you think it's fucking over here. There's still three more our joy to movie. But it took some wicked. It was an adventure. You felt like you were going camping or something as well done it was it was it was but it was. It was so sad to fucked all that was in a. I wasn't nearly as cool as xbox cuss. it was supposed to be modern but x. mocking was more modern earner modern dinner. The more sensual way more. I would might think about sticking my dick into that because you don't want a cigarette or do know now see rather for next month now. He if i'm into jake what. Ibm did you law. I don't know. Maybe i'll maybe i wouldn't take a bad well. What smelled like that's but he looks like he is. You know what people say Brad pitt smells. I've heard that that could just be hater saying because probably is could be. Maybe it's not. Maybe he's a no deodorant her nearly. Yeah maybe he's one of those people like i get. You don't wanna wear any person. Fine but at least splash some some some shit underneath your arms to cover the fact that there's a raging bacteria farm going on down there boy. Well maybe it's a fair mon thing. Maybe the people who are like. I liked it. Smells like your view. Always get on my fucking gays because you're sniffer thirties. Never there's a reason for thirty filthy. Never i'm a dirty filthy. Never dirty phillies. Never yet when. I come home and dirty and filthy. You like to sniff me. Are you denying this now. Minute yes right here in open court admitted it i do i i admit it yes i like i am. I sent heavy. Yes very censure century. Sure no you definitely are. And it's i think There's certain cologne sue that. I'm just like oh. I wanna bite you really. Yeah j. saudi early good last night too early. Hey did i don't know. I didn't really take a big whiff. Well i had a couple hugs with them like santa. Like right next to me okay. So you're smell you smell god. That sounds so creepy though. But you don't smell bad. I'm just saying you know good. Stop pad it's nice. Sprung is now yummy yummy So there's these weird aspect stories from pan. Yeah i i love japanese skelter. I really do. Well there's several like these weird sex toys that i that i ran across the shoes this one it's It's a fuck sleeve like it's a like a jerk off sleeve or whatever the right call them something like japanese something.

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