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What do you think they had to double ended dogs for though china. What's going on no for movies. It was all of the of the chicks going begging banging were they using a double ended. Yes you think. Well that's what it says. And that's what the art that depicts and shit like that and they have a one of marble on display in this museum. So what you're saying. Is you think. There is ancient chain in ancient chinese Fucker ancient was. I was gonna finish here. I don't remember the weekend has landed. All the exists. Now clubs drugs pope's pies. I've got four hour off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steamer on my head like a screaming cattle. I'm gonna talk to strangers all night. I'm going to lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me. A freaking tonight. I'm chip travolta on three. I'm going to never neverland with my chosen friendly mind. We're going to get more spice doubt than neil armstrong advocate. Tonight could be my life if we quit him. A back burner. What's the key. Live from rule. Thirty four studio. I bring you a girl known for her innovation in sexton uses. Here she is your host the one the only can katie low. Hello hello and welcome to the show. This is katie. Is world number. Three seventy one knows kinky katie and with we as our is my absolute best friend and favourite plus covered toys. Mr sc job. We are coming to you live from before studios katie radio dot com and radio cast dot net. Hello to all my new people and hello to all my loyal little love east high. I don't know some fancy alliteration therefore you're right at the beginning of the show was it. Something sounded literally to me all right on. Hey whatever i'm yes. Prep tarred perhaps very hard. But i'm drinking coffee so i'm trying to counteract the the hard prepping okay but it's a. It's a problem. Because now digesting as i had a i had a snack before the show so loaded up so everything is now fucking like waltham medicals and just roll right into it all right. Yeah that goes. We will see how it goes. You're not operating motor vehicle. That's all i'm saying. No i really don't have press many buttons either. I just have to go see cry. A okay do that. Stand on your head sir. To to celebrate loud my god. My phone's been like all like fucking because the weather is so awful outside. I like no reception. Sorry guys you're going to have to wait for the photo drop. But you're all wondering no cause i kind of get a little obnoxious with the fees and stuff to your for the show and after the show like. I usually just go flop. Well i came. Because i can put the titties the nipples and stuff on on twitter. But i can't put it anywhere else. Read so okay now. There's only several you know but a lot of people they follow me on twitter anyway so they they know they're like four shots. It's time they get alex fighting. Okay i mean you could turn the wifi on and on your phone you know. That's a possibility No i know but it's still. It's not worrying right okay because this is place. Okay we have a new man. We have a new porn pick. It's classic what is poured pec. Yeah okay. I see where you're at is we'll see see what you've been thinking about. Yeah i know. I don't know if you should be worried. I i'm not worried anymore. I saw one of the most horrifying acts of nature the other day gone. And oh my god. It was awful and it stuck with me. I mean it stuck with me for a week now. I love to watch a little squirrels outside right well. One of them got hit by a car. Oh come on squirrel death scroll down. There opening ever jetty fosters. Sure they are well. They're a swarm of fucking mother dock and like fourteen babies fucking swarmed on the carcass and tore it to shreds lights annihilated. What torn apart a family of ducks talking fourteen. Yeah oh say and chickens are some. There's some brutal animals.

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They'll they'll eat anything that moves anything they back at chickens. I did not. I did not know that. And fucking horrify a wild ducks goddamn squirrels out here he has. It'll decky running away with like a belt. And i'm like oh my god knew it was. It was so awful. I fucked me up. I don't Squirrel deaths out fun to see for anybody. There anything furry mammal tiny like you just feel bad for talks You know it takes a special kind of person to feel for those things. Are they retake down here. I don't care. Yeah other places. Baby ducks are fine but cute ducks. They liked the the the rat of the duck community there. Pigeons something florida. Pigeons very aggressive. They breed like wildfire all my god when they when they come into your area they send like locusts. Just have someone come and eat them so then they always disappeared. I don't know where they go but they go somewhere. Go to the farm it's attrition. you know the lifespan of your average. Florida muskogee dock. And that's not like the kind of docket action. Florida just a muskogee ugly aggressive so i resisted the urge to get a Friday the thirteenth tattoo. Yesterday i did not do that. Yeah i have someone though One of the fans requests that he's been talking about meeting my nipples tattooed. Look i might do that the whole nipple all meaning areola all mike. Yeah i mean my nipples the fucking size of a pencil eraser. But you know mario's are pretty big. I mean i could see something man dollar like around the nipple go along with. The flowers seem within i kinda. I'm starting to look like the fucking bitch for midsummer. She was covering flowers. would shades. okay. Anyway i don't i don't remember anything except for ritual sex in front of all. The elders could've taken a lot of drugs. In bit like i can totally see taking a whole bunch of psychedelics and just having a horde of oh tabby create what are you talking about. i'd be all into. we've pretty much done. Well you know. Yeah but not. In that weird contextual. People are going to die way. You know it's a lot more spoiler alert. I think people die in that movie. Oh god do they really do. And there's rachel sex. Lots of moaning. By the group of elders i dropped off some lingerie the other day to To mr woods okay. Well because he rector that that and writer producer he di he had asked me said that someone was asking about my outfits rate and killed cambrai and he wanted something so say he's like. Hey here's some here's pantyhose they're not washed and masturbated in them so they're all good in essence. There's people right now going. I didn't know that with fail. I didn't know that was a product of we can get that are you. Why didn't somebody tell me. I mean. I don't really remember why kevin because it wasn't for it was for from the cloud video. Okay but it was the same pantyhose that i wore for the movie anyway. So so really what. You're doing outing the fact that they really weren't the actual they were. They were like from the same pack of pain. Ho no no no no. They were the same wins okay. Yeah but they've just been double double saw. Oh wow double saws pantyhose fangio's so she got a little extra anyway and also flabbergasted you did not put this out on any of the social media katie. This is ridiculous. You need to inform your people that cool stuff like you know used penny host twice years that we have a chance at the other people humidity video in and you read stuff and you weren't juices so there you go anywhere on your feet too. Yeah there on my feet and shoes. You're hitting a lot of porn tags there. I think they were probably thirty. Soldiers gave them away to somebody who called the producer and said hey. Can i get those can you. Could you can get that for me. That's bipper crop. Probably he's probably the i mean.

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This isn't offense anyway. i. I think it's great because i love. But he's the one that got the collage of the pictures of me. And that is just like scratching. Okay i mean that's almost a weird conversation to not with you but can you imagine being a movie producer and having somebody. That's giving you money for a movie that you're trying to put out and all they want is the us penny patios of the star. That was in your movie. Can you can you. Can you do that. Can you kind of movies that makes its i. I don't think that it's not weird. We'll plus asking you isn't a strange thing to imagine a different scenario some producer going. Okay how am i gonna ask her for her use pantyhose without sounding like a like a weinstein moment age. What am i going to do. This could be really good for your career can really is career. We were just watching something on netflix of about cherry flavor. Dare you go. Weird title netflix flicks. Yeah it's pretty good. Yes so far we were a couple of episodes. Yeah but anyway. It reminds me of that. Because it's a story of hollywood work up again and here in the very beginning setup weinstein ish type stuff made your classic meets layers. Well not really because that just lead you into the Lead you into the series like we're not that far into it to spoil fucking thing right right true and it becomes apparent pretty quickly that it's hollywood and they like to stick their dick on things. It's just the way it goes to. Who would also have been a good good fit for for the lead. I mean this is doing really good like she does like fucked up. Really well but audrey. Yes the check from legion. Yeah i know audrey. I don't remember her name. I'll go look it up odd u. s. plaza ozzy plaza. Aubrey aubrey plaza. Audrey plaza. yeah. I love her. I love her to death. She's she's very who's really attractive. Just really she has that dirty quality but like she's got that quality you know you know when you see and you can't quite put your finger on what it is about a female that makes them highly attractive. You've played crazy really well. Maybe that's it because you unit 'cause they always say like the crazier they are the better in bed. They are really like her. she's like new age. Hell helena. Bottom carter helena. Bonham carter whatever you go. I lost it after her for quite a long time. Oh yeah. I'm sure that i still just haven't seen her in a while. I don't know what she's up to. But aubrey plaza is like a new age version of that and to tied all back together. Three degrees of net flicks. The chick who is in the thing reminds us of aubrey plaza. Who reminds me of helena. Bonham luck carter bottom carter. Tim burton but on unbe which wraps around right to stop motion animation for some reason terror nightmare before christmas. That's hey johnny depp. Johnny depp's in every there was there was a trivia. Question was speaking of crazy bitches right. it said What is what is a movie by timber. That had stars. Johnny depp and helena walker local that i love not quite a quite a few of them. Doesn't it seem like a aubrey plaza. Check from legion. Doesn't seem like she should have dated of what's at some point. Marilyn manson named johnny depp. Lavar vise tearing at pictures of fucking aubrey plaza. So i'm to have a hard time. Concentrating here is eighty five things going on at once and then i'll being pervy on top of that on. Yeah yeah but whenever purpose pervy. Jettison hummy work the buttons. Oh so we had. We had a whole point before this though we were heading somewhere. Well typical us. I i don't remember. I don't remember at all okay shopping lingerie off and it comes back. Full circle twenty five degrees of of making chinese ninety five degrees of johnny doubt right there you saw it. I wonder if he has like less than twenty five pieces of jewelry on if he's like feels awkward when he leaves the house.

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Like i feel nicot and you just know the scarf and he's really leans heavy on the accessories. I mean he really isn't heavy kind of celebrity. I don't care though i don't either. I mean whatever. I don't have sex with them. So i'm okay with whatever he does he seems kinda do she to me now but i. I want to say that. I would like him i would. I'm going to say that. I think i would like maybe an absolute. It'd be pointless for me to meet him ever now that i ever would. But i'm just saying like if i ever did. I shouldn't because you would be a weirdo yet. Immediately crack out. i'm react. You would have a problem. You probably talk. Yeah well you could just make sure you bring me with you because it things don't necessarily bother me so much but yeah you really excuse her. She's having a frigging aneurysm. Right now you know know. She's having a stroke an outlier alone. Her i mean there's something to identify with because didn't at some point in his life he lived he. I think he went to high school. Miramar florida which is right around the corner from where we were and he and he lives similar age to me. Yeah i probably identify with a more than you know. Then he moved to come miles northern. Okay but now he wears scarves and bengals and shit. And i really don't identify with that at all i- scarves and bangles. Well those hats. Okay really i hadn't really if it's not like pearson to me you have a hard time getting me to wear it really know staple it's your hands hawk meeting hats. Merit burgess. Just have a fucking hawk baiting hat mounted to my head sherwin right that we can keep up with johnny depp but we can never take you to the beach though because siegel's excited and be like. Oh yeah what are you talking about. I've falcons with me. we're talking to your falcon. Congess is searcher. What do you think would have happened. If i had my head falcon when i was there and saw the dead squirrel. Those dogs wouldn't have stood a fucking chance. I would released a falcon swoop down and fucked all of those duckie's up. Oh yeah well would have been more carnage for you. You would have to witness a squirrel and a bunch of ducks die because you put a post in my head to make maybe have a peregrine. Peregrine watch when he bites like god. I'm just having an issue with. That's alright oh so. I read it. We were talking about in the in the pre show. That bra thingy that i wanted is just that wire with like two cups just moisture bubis together. I totally could not find a picture of that anywhere for the youtube people so they got nothing. They didn't ask me. I could affect us links. That are tied into facebook and picture was on to give me a picture because it was way cooler looking than your description was like seeing the actual thing reminded me of something. Yeah okay okay. But it's it seemed like it would be something at a strip club back in the eighteen. Hundreds like you'd have some goggles on your head and that would be what would be holding up. You know it would be like a steam punky kind of a bra to me. Relax team punk lingerie read. It reminded me of when. I saw it right because it was. It was like two pads the big giant yet. We like at the bottom of this metal contraption and it's a very strong wire that's there's three different shapes and so when you grab your teddy and you put it onto one side and then you mash mash lee other distinction between so all it does is just pincher. Ted's supposed to do. I read the reviews on it. Like a boo pinching boob pinching. Tom brokaw tongue kind of pig. Giant sedative take town. Now i bet. Those aren't at all a hazard in any event of a car accident. I'm sure it's completely safe. And it will not go through your guts like a giant fucking spear this dog like you you you slip coming out of the dressing room.

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L. martha obtaining dogs killers trip. Coming out of the goddamn grabs a robe at all. She dead now routers turn clear opioid but are tesla great no brawl and back and you have the added benefit of really frigging dude out. Who is trying to get into your light. The picture going around the staff there like that not even that. But what fuck is this big metal thing. Going down the center of your your your torso. What is going on with that. it's made back brace. Jesus that was loud. But it's all right. My hand was on the board. You got me all well already is fairly twenty minutes gorge. Really get ahold of yourself woman. Where's your husband. I read the reviews for the fucker. Teddy tongues do they love it. No people hated. Everybody hates because a one foot long tongue in front of your torso. It looks so comfortable. I don't know why anybody wouldn't like it. I can't sit. I can't bend outta digs tema belly. It would be cool if you're doing like a local steam punk show calm in. You're debt could be dre outside okay. No i'm just thinking of just that in chaps or something. Oh yeah ain't buggy hat. Goggles goggles scarf. Sco johnny depp. Where some bengals. I know some. We've gears now. I don't know why this may be a high alaska. I see that you guys have been quite well like you've been Pop it on to see me. Quite a bit. So hello alaska. You're getting enough from but okay there's people listen there's people listen everywhere now. Amazing no but they're spread around. Well i don't care. I i love you no matter who you are even if you're even if you're spite 'inciting just some weird did lives in the in the forest somewhere alaska you go into town. Download a bunch episodes and go back out in the woods. You listen to major chopping wooden. Shed could be halen. Moose that would we would not be good for moose hunt. No no no not at all a lot of noise coming from us plus there. i hear. They're like fucking huge. Who's i mean. Especially what. I'm doing my falconry rate acting as. Hey let's go to my favorite segment damn by double fisted. It might not be the porn you would pick you disappoint katie wide. It's time once again for so my porn picker. The weep has been kind of like anime rape but right anime rape oak anime. It's animated cartoons. It's not real leading into the head ties. What you're saying right right. Yes right yeah. That's okay. thanks. There's nothing wrong with anti. Does you know you're okay therapist or you know. They'll talk me town. Jesus you're all right trying to get you to where fucking wolf costume couple of weeks ago. Sounds very involved. Not really it. It actually does teddy bear head right next to you because that's not a wolf costume. It isn't no so there's good. There's a difference Right anyway anyway. So yes so. The enemy rate is being kind of my thing lately. Also i. i've been using my electric scary dildo. What do you mean more. And more than i have been because i'm i'm the funky sheen. No not the fuck machine. The one with the tens unit built into it zapper. The one that fried my crotch from the inside the one time you did it internal appeal of your own with attention i did. I did read idea. Internal had like burn unit inside my car. Though you i'll well solid. I'm back using it again. No but i think there's something wrong with me because oh because i mean getting i've been going higher on the sags because i kind of it's it's like a little painful but i like it.

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Yes you're like. Turn june up to eleven. I mean i'm getting. I'm getting a little concerned or your little concern because i'm starting to like some painful things right. I really but yes well. More painful more more intense. Let's say Because actual pain like what you're talking about keeping below like a three out of ten four out of ten. No okay okay. We'll demonstrate some some move movements later it will see your pain scale really is and then i could show you three or four and then i could take it up to a seven and you could go. Okay fuck that. Yeah seven's a lot more than it gets exponential much. Get over like four. I know i know right right. More more hertie. You're turning the tens unit all the way up. Basically what you're saying. No all the way but like i'll tell you what you like. You're taking it. That's the best man's splayed you right at your own masturbation and for those that showed no men splitting means men. Explaining the best part was just ate it. You're like okay. Sure i mesmerize do you very hard to do right now to try to. You're looking for totally jet. I might jake you anyway. Well that's my big. Find what to click on a lot of stuff over here going on while. I'm doing too much at once. Here there was We've been watching little clips on youtube about slapping competitions and stuff like that lately yes well. There is one that i ran across these russian women. Bray i know slap kind of has i mean they were on the polish but yes was polish that that that saris of slap fighting is polish series. Oh russian pollock slapping colak's anyway. So i mean but the winner would just i mean fun. I mean they were holding back and slap in the face but there are all done up and they add full makeup and the boobs done and the asses out and whatever but there were two groups. There was one group that we watched. It was almost like weight divisions right they had they had a stripper like or burly polack and and the burly polacks where they were beef. Like not not like ripped in shape looked like they could fuck you up. Yeah whereas the other ones were faked heads fake lips. Thank you know. Once the once the down was over they would slide each other's ass. Yeah and then made out yet but they were actually slapping each other. We're not holding back. No they were real. Good slaps i. I wanna be slapped like i really. That wasn't nice. Well so let's say let's say at your pain scale getting slapped by one of those The cross fit pohlak now at right. Retz what i'm saying. Let's say that's like a seven right. Okay let's go back to your tens unit and your button again now. My budnitz internal okay. Let's say it's it's internal let's take that versus a slap from the angry poll. Her angry pulls a seven. Okay let's say the slap from the angry polack girl right. That's a seven on the pain. scale like what. What would your vaginal tens unit being. What three okay. that's what i'm saying. Put it in perspective. Okay does she. But i don't wanna be hit financially. That's what i'm saying. She's me i'm trying to tell you you shouldn't be concerned you. You're just you just want some more intense action that's all. Yeah because also too. I've i've finally found the the charger for my little thruster toy fuck machine. This is the little hand held one with the with the clintons. Sucker on one and the thruster on the other side okay. Well i don't feel fuck addressed. Don't don't be. Don't be offended. When i say i have no idea what you're talking about. Okay i haven't used it very much. Because i don't like it. I can't i can't feel the movement on the inside like it doesn't move okay. Well you know you're you're snatches just tight that's all it's it's all snug in their ladies like to hear that for some reason unknown. La yeah don't know one like a gaping fucking guppy person. I kind of like a little gay. Just just i don't like it over there. You know.

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it's great. I just well. It's good to now. I don't wanna have a hard time dealing with. Because the i i'm i'm having trouble shoving toys and your dislike little little loose in the lips there. That's i didn't say you were. I said that's what i prefer. So it's either a your loosen. I enjoy it or be your tight. And i don't enjoy your posey take it either way. Finding let's go to enjoy. I'm not ready if you're going to have that. I don't know what's going on here till you don't make demands which is demanding. Yes i'm going to be very demanding. Your cats look at you kadlec. Everything run it yum. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack. There's this woman betty dodson. She's the queen female masturbation issue wayne. Apparently she is the queen. Show does that like she. One ring to rule them all well. Maybe you've got multiple rings really doing to yourself or to other people. She's both she's been trying to spread the she's a master. Jerker basic master did learn fiddle fiddle in little finger. Blasts little yeah waller out like a little rotary phone she's like a little yoni Yeah yeah you only massager there you go rhody master master it was. That's right the the people who profess to have mastered the vagina and all of its mysterious. Glories she's been she's address for a long time she's been trying to spread the word ever since she was younger of Ashamed free female. Dental right clam slam. Shame can't be able to do that. Shit in the subway. Yes legally legally i can say I've never been out a subway. No knows about the sandwich store. Oh well yeah. Everybody's done that. Maybe you're allowed to do that. Off on with the show you world a dot com radio radio dot com maybe really dot com elsa. Give me on. Youtube powell say well i went The other day. I put out a tweet like look. Don't contact me vet life. Because i rarely go on there like i'm gonna go on there for an hour for an hour. It'd be on for an hour or deums. If those of you who are familiar with me or my show you're gonna see you kind of different side of me so i just You know. I answered a bunch of people and then tiered that after that like the next day and later that day my father i g mail is filled. Like you have a message. I'm fed life. You've a mischief like well. You stuck your head out. I did. I just talked to me. Like hey spar two or three days. She's active. I got you locked on. Well that your that's yours. Have a hard time with not having a hard time but you shy away from life just because it is just so nobody like respects any kind of a thing that you put on your profile at all. Now no now. They know they don't understand how to talk to people in real life right well kind of in real life gives you here so you want my dick. Yeah like almost like they're paying you to have the conversation with them you know. But they're not they're not yeah that's like in their mind they come at you like like like you're on your only fans account or something and right. No look my dig. A ten bucks is whenever. I'm just is it. Looks like it smells funny you in a good way healer. Funny bad funny. We're not ha ha and then it would just open a discussion of what is big actually. Smells like and he'd say now looks like it. Smells bad. don't to tie up like a rotten fruit. You can tell from the outside skits bruises on anyway for some reason rotten mangoes just flew in my head.

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This the smell anybody. That's ever had a mango tree. You know you know what. I'm talking about do mangoes. When you have a prolific tree that that drops somebody domingo's your yard smells like i can't i can't even describe it but it's horrid and there are flies everywhere at a rock really you got to get after those goes to what i'm telling you speaking of gross and i wonder if this would smell like Back like in the way way back. Yup like cher back so this way back machine eighteen seventy five. Dave found they've found that This like one tribe used to take horse hair right and tie it around their cox right so it would tickle the clinton when they fucked oh doing little little indian earlier yeah right right so i'm just saying they had like a picture so it was like her or just to absorb some of the pussy funk that was going on dino to catch that fucks. Meg built up around the rim. There as you're going in and out so you just put a natural barrier there to absorb. That's so fucking disgusting. The even think that. That's the first thing i thought like fuck in her. That that's going to be like a little absorbent pad between me and that never showered ass earl was maybe they had a better time will especially when you consider the fact that men thousands of years ago. I'm sure they didn't give ladies much choice as to what what hol- get fucked how you're gonna get fucked or when you're gonna get fucked. It's probably true. So i'm sure ladies weren't going that extra mile like they do these days to make sure they're freshman so clean clean little funkier back then. It'd probably didn't care dow probably not. I'm saying god fuck you asshole so gross. We're talking about flaming cheeto dust on the fingers pussy while ago. Yes right someone had made a A box of flaming hot tampax. If you want if you want on your cooter. I don't know why that that makes me laugh so hard. When someone says cooter coder it. Does it really fuck. It makes me giggle. Lady got stuck coat around right here. I tell you why. Take mcdonald's around fixed that dot code arale for you right now not eighty nine ninety five again everything. There's there's a movie. I can't even i can't even imagine but there's there's a movie that i ran across. It's by a company called extreme underground cinema right and it's called con fuck boulevard four conflict boulevard for hygiene in hor heaven right. Yeah fuck villager. Four come fuck boulevard boulevard. I'm still stuck on cheeto. Dust tampons flaming hot cheetos dust. Tampons right right mix. Does it with your regular ones. We have tampon roulette. Oh god it'd be fun for me. It'd be fun for you. It could be fun for you though. Let's say you had a house pet like the kind of house that you could turn into furniture and so on right. You follow me here. You have house girl. That likes to pretend she's she's a coffee table right. You could play. You could totally play house. Tampon rule with her and not feel bad because that is her jam. Yo that's exactly why she came to. The house was for stuff like that to happen to her. Now imagine imagine trepidation. You would have as lady if you know the house. You're living in as a living Coffee table right. But they were making you play tampa roulette every time you're period came so not only. Were you crampy upset. Whatever it is that you feel during your special time as a month but now you're worried about when you get it. You might get a flaming hot cheetos tampon anyway. Imagine if he like dripped it instead of doing the flaming hot cheeto. But if you take a regular tampons and you put that like Oil the chili extract. Yeah yeah a little via liquid stuff. Put that up in your snows. Wow you're going. That's too far to baku.

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Course i always have to take one step through like five steps too far really no. I was just talking about some innocent flaming hot cheetos dust. Oh sure innocent. It could be explained away right away. I mean i'm talking about like taking a turkey base during like sticking fucking wing sauce up your snatch. I mean later on that way. If there's some sort of a lawsuit in court case you can say they ask for it. Well a and number two. You could say that you were just enjoy flaming hot cheetos and just what happened. Explain it away right. Yeah you would. That's exactly what happened. I was eating flaming hot cheetos and we had a dental session and some accidentally odd owner. I mean that's who the hell puts flaming. Gino does done tampons and plays john. What what are you thinking. Why god of monster does that you know. I've got three people going but by said you at the extra mile. The only reason you have that would be to put on tampons for ledgers. The reason have that in your house. What if you like spicy food. What do you need to spray some bear. Maybe maybe maybe maybe you have a lot of bear in your neighborhood. Maybe she's just not rough when she's on her period. You back fucking cut back. You chase her the squirt gun. Full of caps as in like a cat. Jesus no off bad bad like rip the top off of chocolate bar like throw it out get to know so you were talking about villagers something something or other south thing five. We are no no car. It's told you flaming hot cheetos us with something more interest interesting for sure. Share for sure for sure. Sure there was a there was a lot of like lesbian stuff. Going around downtown in the Like the longtime ago In china but they can't even translate that for. I don't know there's a lot of lesbian stuff going on downtown. In china you know. China is a country right. Real understand that right headed archaeologist alamar like asia yes right yes right the the the sui dynasty dynasty. Okay anyway during that time. They found a lot of double ended dildo those like a lot of a lot of a lot of them. Really maybe plethora double added. Maybe that's something akin to the old romanian Or eastern european vlad the impaler. Maybe they had like wang the impaler. He just stuck together his friends. I have a philip. I have a steve phillips. I'm sure names would have been philip. And steve back in the sun dynasty the sued dynasty. Whatever i didn't i didn't wanna just ramble off some some asian name that i don't know can't pronounce. We don't really know. Chinese names is what you're saying. No i don't watch enough. Andrew remember djing us name. I'll go jiang and she churn. How have jingxi sir. She jing sir. That's probably a place. It's a real word. Jesus get so many. What do you think they had. The double ended dogs for though china. What's going on no from. It was all of the of the chicks going begging. Were they using a double ended. Yes you think. Well that's what it says. And that's the art that depicts and shit like that and they have one made of marble on display in this museum. So what you're saying. Is you think there is ancient chain in ancient chinese fucker ancient I was gonna finish here. I don't remember trump ancient chinese Dildo caesar yes right yes a the clamps fit together really sure if they were allowed back in the shoe dynasty course djing and she maybe they were doing it on the sly okay. Thousands of double ended dogs. It was very popular secret. Cheney secret really wasn't ancient chinese it wasn't secret all everybody. Everybody knew nobody. Everybody had these things. It's a household item really to have your double to double ended shizhong.

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Because you never know when you're gonna have guests over tickets us up. Well we're gonna take a bath and then we're going to second cup really sure okay asked as i think they were they were they were sticking mongolians together. Put them on. Top of the wall and pale think guardians. Let's go to your favorite segment boobs in and on the news it's time once again for shit man all right. This is a new group of chicken. Dis who have the biggest tits and porn at the moment biggest. That's important biggest. Hits in poorer a guess top ten claudia. Marie she's got a fifty j fifty j titties. We've got pictures of said bubis so don't worry when When this episode is i cater dot com. We will have. Oh yeah. there's some big big hoots. Yes those are wow. I never understand that. Want to that look at to enhance to that. To that level you know seventies or natural on this list stars as some of them are really now. We have a lucy wild. She's a thirty four. L yeah thirty four l. that is a lot of titi. that is a lot of booby. there's also a lucy wild. It's three character and some fucking child's they. I don't know what it is. Oh see why then that could be just her avatar. W i l d e yeah that's There's there's when usual at one it comes up with. Just some random looks like disney characters. Something from up something like that. Hitomi tanaka she's got a forty six. Double jay wow yes. Yes and the picture that i'm looking at is very nice. Her company. run it over. Why do you say over is oh yeah. That's that's our does our big naturals for to What size those they are. Forty six doubled. jay is. I'm gonna say very gigli jugs sometimes what they are now. We have amy enersen. She's got a forty double h right. Yes forty double fucking bingo hall. Got sandra star. She's a forty two k. Chile bubis just as a kid killer. Well kayla cleavage. Kayla cleavage is a nine double. I fifty nine double. I anybody got bingo yet fucking hell. I needed almost done. We have any. Ah you cat is okay. She's a forty. Two g got down. Gave goddamn indeed the picture of her. She's sitting here in little. Shorty cutoff shorts and and just like a leopard. Bra like zula. sega cougar. I don't know how old she is. I'm not gonna say anything. But she looks like she's been around for a little bit but Yeah she's got very large ties to. I remember three dolly. Delight is a thirty two. i g she looks pretty. Beat to like. You've got like a bruise on her titty scar on our go. Look on her face like please help me wearing off. Sometimes it's nice to have a bruised up city. Yeah you like you like. I can threaten me with that whenever i have to do movie. 'cause there's no i mean fucking guaranteed pretty much that i'm going to have to show my tits. I'm film like i wonder i'm gonna fuck in mark up. I'm going to give you a little. A little trashy bruises all over year doesn't take much to raise you. And i could give it doesn't pinch to your cleavage and you'll get a little. You'll get a little not not necessarily purple but it will it will. It will turn like yellow or darker. Yeah dark spots all of those. Yeah i wanna gut refer back to your point pick of the week how you want your wanting a little more aggressive right right i hate to i just remind you of how aggressive you actually like things and man split it right back to you. I'm i'm see how i just drive it home like that. And they love you for it to mars left elizabeth star thirty six l. And then the number one we have is minka fifty five just me and my n.

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k. a. inca. Yeah what's now no. I can't so those are your kids of the week and then there's also there's movies that they've been in that are that are also listed with them so if you want to find out where to see them and all this other shit if you don't feel like using the jewel then you're what you know. I'm not putting all those leagues. Sorry kids type of fun. Yeah shit man. I didn't know i. I mean i. I always thought the ben wa balls were the little ice column tinker balls rate guy because they thought that they were metal balls with a little ball in the inside right. I thought they were the ones with the weights. And yeah yeah. They're waited. There waited but there. But i thought they were either bells are just metal because when you rolling around think linked together. Okay i mean you don't but yeah i mean you guys have seen him in the stars. It's like a usually wooden box. And they're like enameled like really pretty little balls like exercise balls that always call them at chinese exercise walls right. Well they also Have them that are attached to each other that you stick inside for impact play when you're spanking or sometimes Leaving fucking or just walking around his impact pollen and impact play Impact plays spanking paddling. Okay so you stick a ban wab up the orifice cherries too because they hit together. And that's what causes like one in the ass one in the post now known together like coop really in the same spot. What are you achieving. These things with no there they come. They come on accord. Okay i was about to say you do we. We talk all the time about planning a retrieval method for anything you stick up anywhere. You really need to have a plan to do something. Have a backup plan to it. Shouldn't involve the emergency room right. Well we can't. That's what you wanted to someone's got insurance a little embarrassing for you whatever. Don't be embarrassed to go to the fucking doctor because something might have happened and you could die. Could totally tell people not to be embarrassed. They're still going to be embarrassed. I right well except for that one. Hairdresser they got one of those large hairspray bottles in his direct. Tom wasn't he wasn't exactly embarrassed by it now. Really he was kind of like almost proud of it. Lexi like honey it like jason. Now that that's just an mortifying situation it is a hundred percent better to just own it and it makes everybody feel better including yourself whatever you gotta bend over in front of somebody. Guess what. I'm doing it. Jake here you go. Here's my butthole the x ray. The x ray. That i saw this guy had a A potato and a jar peanut butter thanks together and like what making peanut butter fries. Jesus newest way. I call my new asks. Fryer san put up there for flavor. Gandhi kale up there. Let carrots kale Peanut butter not the fact that it's better but ask but the fact peanut butter with kale. What's wrong you're a monster. I'm sure someone's doing it right now. I kill stan. Which is all the time. You know what i'm gonna go out at eleven called them a monster to your all monsters whenever if you're eating peanut butter with kale. I don't understand you. Oh here here's a here's a here's a fact that i didn't know until like two days ago Did you the cookie. Monster had a name from sesame street. The hand name cookie monster no. It's not he actually had like a name really. Yes did he. Yes did he really. What was his name know. Where is your purse. His name was. Sid said yes. God said the cookie monster. It was actually just sit. Yeah like acid. Yes they were all fucked up back then really said really obsessed with on eye anyway totally made him a female to male trans person. Okay i think they just make. God's oh trans in one of a like what i did i swear to god i just saw something. Where there is at least an episode of the new Muppet babies right.

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They have a new version of babies and the new version of a baby's Gone zo is is trans now or or or or something. Yeah yeah. I always thought fucking one of the skater about. She was a lesbian their scooter and skater. They're twins and that's your muppet babies gone. Zo is not not just gones. Oh yeah it's what do they call it hanging out with me. Dig up this. That's that's a different. Guns does a disney princess now l. The whole thing. I'll show you. Hey hey hey hey. Guys can be disney princesses to are. Guns is a princess. Well he cross dresses won't fucking kids crossers all the time it's fucking it's not easy. I was just relating it to your cookie monster. Cookie monster could be translated. Could you know sit right. It's very drudge. And this is what i'm saying. They're leaning that direction as where i'm headed. You know just making you giving giving children. Examples of people who live alternate lives. My gosh there are tanking guns. Oh man people actually be upset about that they will say like oh my god his and but then there's something to be uniform gone and then there's going to be other people. His nose looks phallic. Yeah it's just a child. The kid decide. I guess they can't only god. Can you watch kerr too. I think the people who would be upset about gonzo being a princess would be most upset the fact that it was gone. So like a okay. It's almost like captain marvel's a woman that kind of thing. I think they would be bad her like. That's just a different character. What are you doing fuzzy. I could see the concert. No he's a chicken fucker. God's definitely like you. You could put just about any sex. To god's though i think because what is it exactly what is gone so so yeah i mean here's a come across. I mean i guess masculinity. I always thought he was a boy before and saying he all the time so obviously so i thought it was going on a day. Well now it is that that was the point i think of the episode was is. Yeah something is. That's digging deep. Well i don't really follow the muppet babies lawyer. So i'm not a one hundred percent up dan. You heard about it somewhere. I saw saying we know. Anecdotally something about really. It was such a fucking weird. Turn where you're the one who brought up sydney the cookie monster. Yeah but you're just hasn't amy though says call him a monster all the time. He's got a real name monster they have a real name. Said you're really not. I don't even care. I was talking about the benguela balls. But i don't even fucking care anymore actually. Well yeah. I do the little things on the inside right. They used to come at the bird. Come but yeah used to be fucking balls of bird. Come burmese birds. Burmese bird come. Yeah because apparently they have a really high sexual appetite. There horny little fucking birds and so they would take the the come and stick into these balls but these balls were super small because they would shove him down there cock. Yeah right. that doesn't sound like a very very smart thing to do to me. Really because never retrieve him and they obviously they had one or else. They just like forcing the joke. Definitely get stuck down to your bladder. Now yeah 'cause it's happened to somebody before a little kid does fucking magnetic bald bucky balls. Yeah bucky balls. Bucky balls are cool other than they just choke kids. But i really liked. The idea of a little magnetic balls on chekhov always liked bucky balls. But it's a me kind of products. Realize what i'm saying. Yeah rail but anyway i. We're gonna out here for the night. I believe yeah. If i can find. The buds are you can find the buttons there. Why and if if. I don't know where they are. I'll convince you that whatever i'm pushing is where it is a highly influenced.

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I'm surprised i haven't been into call it yet or not nicole. You like that. you're into it. Yes oh joy. I like that like hey. Did you know that i like that. And i'm into it. Yeah you totally told me i am. I didn't think i would be into. But i am totally into that. You're right so cool. Normally do feel the i. I gotta get out of here. So how do you have a great day. Shift month week. Dr whatever it is. You're doing at the moment for me. Well yeah. Give me on the youtube. And i received in this state mushroom. I saw the cute little smirk. Houses old side like tacos and does.