#370 Queen of Masturbation

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What she's been she's been at this for a long time. She's been trying to spread the word ever since she was younger of Of shame free female digital right clam slam shame for chamber in the subway. They do legally legally legally. I can tell you. I've never been on a subway. No no. I was talking about the sandwich store. Oh well yeah everybody's done. The weekend has landed. All the exists now is club strokes pope's pies of got four hours off from the world. Man i'm going to blow steam my head like a screaming cattle. I'm going to coach to strangers all night. I'm going to lose to plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me a freaking tonight. I'm chip travolta. I'm three popper into never never land with my chosen family mind. We're going to get more spice doubt than meal. Strong advocate. anything can happen tonight. Could be life from the seventy three quite him back backburner what's the and now. Live from rule. Thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that increases your chances of suffering. A penile factor. Here she is a or the one the oni kinky katie. Hello hello hello and welcome to the show this indicators world number three seventy tie i'm your host can be payday and with me as ours is my absolutely favorite plus covered. Sucks away mr sec. She also have little flaky murder face hanging out as usual one one of our show kitties recycle it and as they please say well we are coming to you. Live rule thirty four years katya radio dot com and video cast dot net. We're also on the tubes of you which we like to call you to blow way. They're they're getting. It's kind of funny because if you if you've noticed you decide to go back were actually just starting to asia restrict some of my some of my content which i think is kind of funny. 'cause there's not anything you know well you know there definitely is what you're talking about. I don't know it's appropriate. It's whatever you get no argument outta me. Whatever if that's what you needed to go ahead to just take it again. Yeah again. I mean i'm not i'm but at least this time around i am not committing a sex act on. Yeah well too. But i should have but i was rebel. Were you whatever. I didn't care i was. I was trying to be show. The company that i was i was outrageous. I can do stuff like loose cannon. Okay i don't know sure i can. You believe she did that. I no. I couldn't either really but you know nine ever well. It worked for a little while like week until it till it doesn't really stops working. She give like like weird weird working and not working things. I don't know i wasn't. I wasn't meaning stocker snoopy. But what's that out of peanuts. It's okay so without the creepiest. I must have missed those episodes or any part of the comic which i never read. Yeah so charlie brown back in the archives. Anyway what i was saying. It wasn't being like stalkers anything facebook but there was someone had liked one of the kinds that i made on someone else's page okay. I was like well. I haven't seen that name in quite a long time and we were not friends on there. But i just check out her pictures because i well you know what i could see. I'm like no no no. What well she. A third had no. She ended up marrying my friends ex-boyfriend it was like the two of them. Were really really close friends right. And then the one girl had a baby with him right and then after the baby was born there like split skis and then he goes marries her best friend. Oh so he married his wife's best friend basically. Yeah after after the wife had kid she got fat and completely out of control and he ran away with her best friend. Well that's the thing is they. He wasn't even married to the first one. Okay well you never committed roped into it. Yeah okay but that happens. Well that now. He's got a kid with with her. You know the best friend but also she's got a kid from her boss like she she did she or the old friend okay.

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The new the new winner of said douchebag right right so she's got a kid from her boss during this whole thing. This is before from before. Well yeah she had her own kid. Basically right when when Senior bag came into the picture. Yes she was pregnant right. They've been friends for like they knew. Everybody knew each other for a long time. Anyway i just thought i was like oh. I don't know that that would be like if i had a female best friend. Okay and then we break up. Yeah and then you go marry her. No i hear you. That's strange on a lot of fraud. So that goes against. That goes against what i believe. Katie can't believe you even infer that it ain't family come on now. No mostly the fact that. I always have that tendency to once i if if i meet a girl and i don't have sex with them right away. I don't i lose interest and i stopped. Thinking of them sexually is what happens so like friends. That are friends they just they stay friends i i could bang them but i don't. I don't care if i do then i we met in definitely has staff. You've read well. what are you going to do. I just. I don't ever do that. He just doesn't. It doesn't work for me. I don't know why some people don't like hollows. it's all i can say so. Not only do you have that the fact it would be a friend of yours which would be odd for me just anyway because i always like to find somebody that wasn't part of my immediate circle right. I never liked that like people in my immediate. I stopped doing that what i was like. They say you don't shit where you eat because it's always caused a lot of problems and it was. It was all of a sudden. It became a lot better to just find somebody. Somebody new kimmy somebody new. I know i know all of these people here. And let's get out of the gene pool. No so so. Those are things that. I do naturally regardless. I've never been a person to have a friend. It was a girl and bang them years later. Now that really never happened like either. I fucked him right away or we never bagged. Yeah i died sex with a lot of friends. I did when i was younger. Okay yeah it was There is there is once it was. It was same day bright. I responded and then a couple hours later like he's like i got shit today and i'm like yeah i can goes like waiting to leave immediately left and went to his best friend. Thousand anthrax dwell. You know sometimes you know one person doesn't do it. they gotta finish. Not sure i was defunct horry teenager like you wanna bang fine and that probably was the last time that i would would bang people that were friends was probably when i was a teenager because i was i fuck anything really right i just really would say and i was one of those goodly. Dia okay but but after after that you know as adult. I really judges. It's something that doesn't do it for me. So i can't imagine your friend and then we doing something behind your back a much more likely to bang your friend while you're there if i yeah i mean yes now. I know that sounds like way better idea to me but it also sounds like something you do exactly. That's what i'm saying that that wouldn't be weird to me. All of that sounds very bizarre to me that situation where the guys like but then again. I don't know what the original girl was like. The one had the kid that got left. It can be a real asshole seriously. We hung out a lot. Okay did she was a goth girl. Okay she's when she was young. Basically is what you're saying. Yeah yeah okay. But i mean it takes a certain kind of person to hang out with me so she something into and sometimes people just like to hang other people just because it just happens i really understand. I was watching. I was watching this like Heads i earlier today and really i remember you ask you look over like what did you do in research. I was completely watching. Hence why porn anyway. But there's this there's this ad that was next to the i didn't click on it or anything but it's click on it or anything out came up at a.

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It was a banner right there. No no but i went to to the juju later and i typed it in to not not that site but like hey is this a real thing because they were saying that if if you give yourself and and ma with apple cider vinegar it's supposed to help with a strengthened erections am i. I wouldn't do that i i. Don't what if it was if it was actually shown in like a triple blind. Study to be effective. Well i don't have a dick. So i mean it wouldn't matter to me the vinegar be going up your ass right right. A maybe quicker. Absorption it helps with your with your gutten shit. I mean if that was the worst. I take get hard and it wouldn't be the end of the world. Yeah no that's true. Could be way way worse than that. Then you know you have to find an embryo and eat it while it is freshly taken out of his mother's womb by force. Yeah sorry away from the mic. Leo yeah i know i'm getting. I'm back on facebook now but i've been getting in trouble a lot lately for the dumbest things like shit. Okay i admit i get it. I did say that if you do. If you hurt this i will murder you so thank you can't tell people you gonna murder that cut and dry to really well so i mean a lot of the times you got in trouble. You knew exactly why. Yeah i mean at least half of the time. You looked at it and you went. Yeah okay fine jewelry okay. I could be a raging total fucking done about it to an any person that i see with anything remotely close to that be like dang report ding report. Not addict like that right. Because it's just it's like why why why is going to make so. What else miserable to right anyway. So that that okay. I understand but then there was another one it was a it. Was a screen. Shot from the human centipede the original one and it says they had like a reecey robbers is. There's no wrong way to eat. Abc's you know 'cause the first little eaton passes through okay. I thought it was funny. It was a mean that. I didn't make and i think for that. There were naked. People were naked sewed from malta. Ask to ask them out to ask. You could see nothing okay. They were on their side. So you saw broken knees. But they were all wrapped up. In god's right so you there was no nudity. Some places just honored for you. Mother fuckers razor just that whatever they just they obviously they don't like you so i still understand it. I know i don't understand queen yourself off of certain social media's that that don't work for you sound like if there's a high incidence of you being kicked off what's the point that's true those people we got. We invited to go to a A metal show. After after the show. Tonight i might have to decline. I told her. I said i'm probably not gonna be able to go but it just every time i think about it comes to mind like old guts at the club psych. There the elders. I mean it's just it's very strange and then it kind of like i like i. I would immediately try to find. I brian runner you. Can we hang out what i was. Never gothi that was like really after after you know. I was in the wrong age. Range that gamer. Well i really wasn't into it either. But i mean every jason to there lots of people around you that off the that i lived in the springs. It's that's what i'm saying you were you're like in the middle luc- of little goss or emo kids whenever you want to call them. I got when i died when i dyed my hair black. My mother was going to have a heart attack right then and there really blondes gone. It's not phase mom. Okay so you were. Well i did kind of feel like that. That one Like south park character sad. I do lots lots of girls. Gothi girls that were from the same place. I i i i you know if there was a guy that i that might fuck me and be like.

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Oh yeah sure me moment that you like. I remember. I remember going to this concert. Embu goulard did. Yeah probably. I had probably been like ten of their concerts. Have no idea really anyway. So what about said band. I don't know i don. I went there. Because they're they're easy. Place get laid was like fifteen anyway. Whatever we're your parents and letting me do whatever the fuck i wa. I'm pretty much 'cause. They trusted me to clerks. Three started filming. Okay i'm gonna say no hollered back in. The role was meant to play where he can really shine. It's an actor. It's going to be here breakthrough moment on its comeback tour working you know. He's absolutely working. He's working on clerks three right now. Right it's going to be a role of his career. Kathy nice whatever that this. This should make me laugh but it really really does at such a horrible person. But i saw. I saw like a video clip. I was talking about this this kid. He loved to play football but he was blind and issue of running around everyone soon place. He's like running around aimlessly helmet. Bob he was like oh. Don't tackle jimmy like notes. look. I don't know i'd have a hard time. I really would have a hard time for somebody who played football. I even if you were blind in you. Put out a helmet. I probably would take a shot. You decapitate rudy. I might. I would do that for sure. Well i mean. I just i feel like this. Nobody you aren't like in ancient rome where they heard it up a bunch of slaves put you in a basement shoved you out in the middle of the sand with a sword and say go. Get them tiger. No you plan to do this. You wanted to do this. You put on a helmet and you ran out on the field. I o itchy. You helmets backward okay. I owe it to them to give them the real experience. I mean he wants to play football and there's one way to play well and he was so happy. I mean it would break my heart. What do you. What do you tell i would feel bad about it. Then he wouldn't you feel bad as you picked him up off the ground. I would afterwards. I would feel better bad about it. But i would feel better eventually. Saginaw off google's. Well maybe you don't want to run her out here son. I don't know what to tell you. And then but then it made me think if they showed her right after. There's there's this girl it's a young girl named. She's being interviewed. And she's like you're so talented or anything you can't do. She sees no. I mean he. And i don't know i i'd like to think that now if if i were all of a sudden magically transported back to be his age i could manage not to take his head off. Now that's with being my age and i. When i was his age forget it. There was there would be no way you would convince me. I really like no is see out here at all. Cut it what's he doing. She we all know you. Put your helmet on your on the field. They blow the whistle. I can kill you. This is the way it goes kid. You know not planning on getting a friday the thirteen tattoo this time. Good for you yeah. i'm not. I am an ad i heard addict but what what. I was what i was thinking of. I want to take a picture of my arm and have you throw it on the Photoshop shit brady does a couple things that i want you to put on there because i want to see how it would look before i do it. Sure think sure. Yeah okay yeah. I think that's a smart way to go. i like that. What are better than just like. Oh fuck like well now. Hey let's go to my favorite segment danny by it might not be the porn. You would pay. It is the katie wine. It's time once again for okay. So my usual being creepy and fear. You know that that's still sticking with me like that's a normal thing because i don't know it's like i miss you during the week. Yeah it's a conditioning. For ten rising tender isaac. Okay so you're watching some sort of aggressive stuff. that somehow is whatever works for you.

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Listen to the slaughterhouse. Shit anyway okay but lately like like this week has been i pretty much just reading has been has been making me. As are gonna ask of our hersher. I'm not talking about listening to my breath just surviving. Because i'm not. I'm not like even needing or wanting to watch porn. That's the thing my nipples have been super getting twinges in the post. So i mean it's all been connecting like hiring off. Well i've been. I've been very so either. Yeah no that's yeah. Yeah and but the fear just intensifies it like a swear afraid. Are you seeing somebody else being afraid. What do you think you being afraid. I don't think so ought startled. You scare. I'm talking about like a wolf. The corner to bunny. I wanna see that bunny shake and i. You're the bunny. Sure you are. No i feel you tighten your corrupt the more i squirm. Yes you get excited. Yes they do. You know like telling you like the the hormones and the little twinges is fucking start fire and do they jiro okay. Heartbeats their own baby well. I'm not sorry. Sorry not sorry taxes you keep looking over here like i'm gonna look up at you. Fuck no elbow giving you what you want. You've already do sure i do. Yeah well you tell me. You're being creepy. You're very intimidating rate. Now you need to go away. And i'm like no by bubble. Yeah sometimes i watch you out of my bubble chairs sniffy whatever weird sniffy sniffing snippy. Whatever whatever you know how to fix that keep you at arm's distance a wingspan. Y- just just to settle stiff arm. Yeah yeah absolutely. It was very fun sticking my hand in to your to your Gear a hoodie pocket was. Yeah because you lift at. What the fuck are you doing. Can you get you get real rigid and step like you mean bad intentions. Most of the time tonight depends. Who's your car if you think. What do you think that intention. Good in the good intentions are to to anything. You can to irritate me enough to react to you sometimes. That's exactly what you're after some extra. You do whatever it is that you need to do to be an ear tent. So i react to what you want your reaction. It's a power move. You don't even have a check. I let it go before nine. Sure you could but really i. Could you force it on me. Could you really know i know. That's what i'm saying but there's somewhere in the back of your head relax. She might try. And that's a little scary well. What's a little scary. Is you know the thought of what might act accidentally having to you like you lean in at the wrong time a job you could really seriously taken elbow a knee jerk response type of away. Yeah totally and you know that this will happen someday if you continue to come up behind. Startled me no matter what i do. How how hard i try. You're gonna start. okay. I'm going to cheeses fuck. You're gonna get smacked and i'm gonna have if i am broken nose and i feeling horrible about it feel horrible. Oh sure i will. I feel good about do you make me do. I don't realize how that sounded it'd be okay and they realize oh shit. We're standing in the hospital definitely wouldn't go with you to a hospital. No way they would arrest me. What the fuck. What i say happened fucking truth. Yeah and i'm not around anywhere. Where's your husband stayed home. He doesn't love me enough to take whatever you wanna say. Mostly he doesn't want to go to jail and there's no no you know i wouldn't say that because then that that sounds like you're guilty of something that never have it. Sure sure it would be better if i just stood there and you know answered questions. No don't start on me. How just you know that.

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I start all would you. So why would you do that. You can't reaction to the fear it's fine and you get like a little light beer. 'cause i've felt it sure in your mind he wanted to. He really wanted. It was getting hard. Look at who is dressed reactions. You can't blame this on me. i mean you. You're you're like so aggressively. You know stereotypically male. Who's obviously but but you're your method of flirtation tried to get laid. You put it on the way dude. Would my online girlfriend message again. Should you did born. I'm like yeah i did. She said we're going to find it. Sorry not available anymore. She goes well shit. Sorry could send her like there. If you're if you're vegan Gone you will be there is a. There's a restaurant called slutty vegan right. yes okay apparently. It's pretty popular. They have several locations. The slutty league does that mean. It's really served steak and shit now. M- okay no no no no and for some reason it's menus not. Oh there we go get a blowjob when you order a set of a vegan fritters now in the little blowy. Maybe he'll blow you from a lesbian. Does are better. Blows repair dare go. I'm not sure if. I like dick or not but i'll suck it. We'll find out we'll find out we'll do this together. Well the discovery there have to has to be a ladies on the scale of lesbianism that fall within the actually wanting to suck it tick every once in a while but not liking anything attached to the dick. Oh sure you. I'm sure that exists. Yeah that's right. There's got some guys like that too. They're like i just wanna soccer cock are they yes dr. I'm not saying you're that guy but you've been approached by those guys. They find me a lot they do. And it's not even like you're not like put on tinder grinder. Thank you just say. Hey i'm sitting here. They're like hey across the room. You seem like a do. Want another to give him a blow job. Can i ask you something. Yeah it's like what. Follow your the bathroom. Keep talk radio until a breakdown. Yeah i've heard. I don't even know how many times at this i i really kind of astounding. Well i mean whatever like with you in front of me without you in front of me with like a pulled off to the side a teen times at least if that's a real number. Yeah i know. I've had even guys asked. Can you talk to him for me. My you know. I just i just wanna put my mouth. Yeah come on. i'll let you watch unlike. Maybe it's a fun thing. Something i don't know i'm not sure see it's one of those things you just like. Give off like like sexuality. Somehow you sack really yeah it really your overall. It's hard for people to. I don't really but for some people. Yeah some people okay. It's not everybody but there are some people that have that. Have who were talking about it now. That have to be really strange ways. Yes and it's not. Because i'm the stereotypical like good looking kind of guy like up. Just whatever. I have no clue how it works fine. It's it's it's a thing which we talking about here to lead to mend man Bowie's here how did we get here vegan to slutty vegan. What about this leading me. Jesus chr- lesbian blowjob has right. It's a kind of a blowjob. I was just saying seventies some of the the names of the stuff that they have there like the one night. Stand the fussy has e- sloppy toppy super sleigh. I've heard of a few places have sloppy. Tovey's that's a common dish name. They need to like like find their own terms. Say menagerie twat hollywood hooker. Anyway i just. I just thought it was kind of funny. I liked that place. But i mean i don't know if i like that place you talking about. I've never been there. No no okay. Slutty vegan the slutty vegan. No okay say it like that.

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okay. I don't know i'm looking. I started looking up lesbian blowjobs. And i mean a lesbian blowjob. Vortex right now then. Let's to episode a role thirty four and when we come back we're gonna have a brand new tits man and some other things that i wanna talk about yum. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack in in other countries. have some very strange practices. Says you know shit. So that's saying something says the the girl who's been fantasizing about about holding women out j. horrible things to own says women but but what are these weird things that you're saying do you. Did air quotes one. More time sure. There's an infant boy was married off to his neighbor's dog. Okay in eastern india by villagers because it said it would stop the boy from being killed by wild animals. Okay well what you're saying. Okay there the obviously save. Kids live from getting eaten by while lamb. I mean that dog now is going to protect that child. I mean you've seen a tarzan right how this works raise my walls come on. That's why i'm wearing my fucking. I mean it's like that. That child is getting the best of both worlds. he lives any somewhat modern area and he has The the learning of being taught by a wolf to protect himself. That kids can be like the ultimate mutant here coming up. They did that. Kim favor fucking jungle book over here. We'll have just say never have to fear for his life though it's been a no on with the show welcome back. to ruben. four years can get katie radio. Dot com and radio can't start mad. Get numbers later at key. Haiti radio can katie radio dot com katie radio at mail dot com also on facebook. Bet life me. Because i like give me on the tubes of you was we call them youtube and Yeah levi comments and likes and all sorts of fun shit. Why not best bet is evenly if you want to get in touch with me because that is pretty much guaranteed a response or get me on twitter. The rest of it get a little aggravated with. I'm not sure how long i'll be there. That's right and things. He shifted around and keep wagging their finger at me and putting me in timeout. So eventually okay. We just can't with you any done fuck with you any longer. There's no there's no helping this one though. She's just total repeat offender. You're never gonna behave the community guidelines especially when it's always a movie goalpost. You know like the thing was at one point you know a one way. All the sudden becomes different way next year gonna conform to your fucking rules. Change the rule than go. We'll wait a minute your host from five years ago when the rules weren't this well now. You violated the role right. Yeah he's have an obliterate everything past a certain point button. You know us blow it all away. Yeah tom from my space. Never let this happen where you find your cool whatever whereas was he that are now okay ever. I wasn't really big in mice base so it never caught for me like online life. that's doesn't You know. I like looking at things. I like to think people post and people do. I just don't feel like say anything to anybody hardly ever. I didn't even have a facebook page for a long fucking time which is seems completely alien to me now. Really yeah okay. 'cause you're like why don't you get one. This is working for my dad. I'm like because i don't know stein online. Yeah but because i knew it would. It would be something you would enjoy well. And now it's like i'm fiend. Will you and everybody else really one for one thing or another one social media thing or another all right so earlier. I talked about that. There's gonna be a That there's a contest retarget about that. You cannot enter right sure because it is that time again in brooklyn it. Is these smallest penis contest smartest penis. That's right smile. It's talking about dachshund yourself right in on it mama solid one and a half when it gets solid.

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Well they're saying that over a hundred tiny pena's lovers packed into this king's country bar in brunswick yesterday afternoon for the annual small penis in brooklyn pageant the little dick pageant micro peens only eighteen land little little digging little dixie and dj by mcchicken chicken bitches chicken bitches on the decks and i what read it. I'm like chicken. Biscuits go all right. Dj jacob biscuits sounds pretty good makes me home guerrillas. But they said that there's there's a lotta pictures of the winner is the winner. Always the smallest or is it just the weirdest or like who wins that. It's it's the smallest. We're flaccid right. It'd be completely right. Yeah because you can't you can't be you can't be harder. L. suits considered porn decent exposure br lewd lewd and lascivious acts if it's iraq in brunswick even if everybody's of age i mean some people walk around slightly more easily but something not me but you know what i mean like. They're just shy of a full erection. They don't grow very far there. They just kinda got a little bit. And that's it yeah architect guess. It wouldn't even matter if you can't tell. Let that sucks getting it accused of having a heart attack all the time. so what. I'm saying you'd be unfairly accused of possibly do jail time just because you walk around with with the media cock. Hey well that's there's some people that have been arrested and they've been frisked and the guys would shine your pants because it's my dick and it was like sorry apologize. Like thank you for just like cava me a half handy. You like my pants. I don't believe you're going to have to pull your pants down sir. Now now i see it but you know what could be. I'm going to have to look put that in my mouth for a minute. Sir sir you put it in my mouth. Yeah just like that will. Last year's winner went by the name puzzle master puzzle semester master and one of the one of the things that he did for for his act. He reenacted the buffalo bill seen from earlier but but he just stood there. he just couldn't see it. It was would you fuck me. Fuck me now. I wonder if they're going full. Bush i mean you would definitely want to go for bush. Rate if you're harry. If you're in the micro. Pe competition you want you want to really hide that little acorn down. You wanna thick it right so you don't see anything so you can't tell but i can't. Yeah it's blurred out so what's there to blur out. He's wearing like Gold frigging G. string i wonder if he's actually know getting any ass from this whole small tick I'm sure affair. i'm sure you think. Oh god what. He's pulled aside right there. Yeah well it. Because you you know to if i was if i was into cock right and and somebody with a small deck. Maybe it's just like. Oh that's nothing like i can tell you. Whatever it's like a big clinton who. Seriously because i was like we but then again you could take the outlook like it's not tall enough to ride this ride. And there's no way he's gonna be able to do anything to get me off at all. Well that could be just have no faith in his foot work there. You know that head fakes. I don't know i. People are like nostril. Fucking people know jake so small they could fuck it nostrils sherwin. Why not sure why you guidance giant does have really some that i mean. Does that really exist really small enough or the nostrils just very vague or a combination of both both. I would say like you find somebody with a small take and somebody with a big stretch that knows. Are you doing like nasal sounding question gauging. Caging your caging your nostrils while that sound like a good idea. He started out with diamonds. And then you move to nichols lynn quarter and then railroad spike. You never know what i mean.

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I've seen. I've seen some women's clips that were the size of mike rabin's i've definitely seen the giant clinics. I mean even with like a fully formed head on. And i haven't i've seen pretty big cliffs in person but not that big little tiny maybe stick out a pinkie like i'm to the size of a pinkie i've seen. Oh no i've seen it's like the head of Of a finger. No it's like maybe like a big toe. Wow a hammer toe. Yeah having late to it. It was like like from from the tip of the toe. It's like the back of the nails. And i'm thinking of this run-rate hydro been a half inch long. Like it would be. Roll them out of their did. Look like a little tick yeah. He looked like a like a size of my pinky. Oh the last the last segment so maybe a half an inch log and you could like oh jeez luna thing well i'm talking about like the thickness of a wide highlighter. Like fat highlighter. That's i don't know how. I feel and then budget fun though and the hood and the hood you know was pretty much. It was kind of like getting pulled back. they know. that's what i'm saying. Thank you are. Wow now but yeah no. She was fun. Say every every Badge i've come across with the big button has always does the the girl that's attached to. It is just having a great time all the time. Well of course because you could just look at it funny looking. It was to several times. Just yeah just like whoa. What the fuck. I wouldn't with my fingers. Let's go to your favorite segment. Stay by steady boobs in and on the news. It's time once again for two so this week sits man is something that that we recently saw and i looked it up and we watched video and it was really cool is called off by now. Oh by big. Tit rahman this is is well. Apply rahman idiot really big boobs by means. It's like a japanese were big tests. I think yes no no. no yes. 'cause i looked it up and that's where i found some anti pyro and right. Oh firearm. it's pretty much it's a it's a noodle rahman's rahman shop that you go to and it's served by women would big gigli boobs and very low kyd i mean and they're like i mean. They do things on purpose to make their tips jiggle. And the hanging out there like pretty much your nipples almost fall out and it's it's a very popular so Yeah check it out. We'll provide somewhere. I would imagine. I've got plenty plenty of links that i can. I can add to it. He but i also found this one It's day right. Big a big big big dictators right anyway and they were they. Also they give out discounts at the roman shops like for women with big ca- harassment movement. If it was here in the us somewhere you know of course people would be arrested. There'd be a riot but they have different. They have a different activities and stuff that go on during the day like it's pretty it's pretty celebrated they have cut they have like two festivals They have a concert It's like a like a big festival so everyone like bigalow hangers and shit. They come in. And he's anybody give it into word for solid nipple game. I mean. I think you have to be fair to the to the girls iraq. A smaller boob with a nice novel. Well yeah i've always said nipples can make up for a lot of things. If you have a cool apple you have a cool level and these though is we just missed it. Just rest by day okay. Well that's in japan along the way on august i. We didn't just miss it. You know you. We missed a by long shot. I'm saying so if you're in the area next year august i is when opined is that's like your signatures to tell somebody about something that already happened by the time they listen to. It gives you time to plan a whole year now because it just happened. That's right joy so you're welcome there. You go go there. Yeah no the ramen shop because we you know. We watched that one video on it. She was one gigli lady that was making the rahman. Oh yeah and they liked her attitude too. there was. There was an article that i saw.

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It was a like a salaryman in there at the same shop for some reason Dildos everywhere yeah dildos and panties dildos and panties on things and she said you know customers were just bring them in for whatever reason. Yeah they sit on low on dick kikic every dick boobs buubas. It's so weird because it was. They were doing subtitles for it and she was actually speaking english. She just wasn't very good speaking english but he kinda if you if you close your eyes you might think she was speaking japanese but if you you could pick go gosh. He's actually speaking english speaking. She had a head but it was hard to concentrate really. They look great though. She had some great buubas. Yeah nothing wrong with him and was being of of scissors. Stick it on asian thing for right now might as well get into this one. There's there's a. There's a youtube channel. That i watch It's called spookier ice right. And they said one of the series that he does is disturbing breakdowns right because he does a lot of a lot of like really fucked up. Horror movies and comics fucked up like low budget horror. Movies he'll talk about and stuff like that. Well there's this one called girl hell girl hill. Oh my god fucked up like when they say fucked up fucked up like she befriends this homeless lady right. Who has this like rubber baby doll and keeps it and actually breastfeeds the baby doll. Okay crazy homeless later that walks around town breastfeeding baby. She doesn't walk around. She lives in this dump like trash. Okay sure fucking gotcha. you're splitting hairs. So the score girl she she. She gets raped alive by her. Father belied a lot right also. Has an older disabled sister who who her father take dressed her up in a school uniform taped her like taped her off. She was faced down as up on her knees with her wrist. Tape to her legs and the left her there and he would come in and raipur. The disabled check the all the time game. There was another one that she disabled like she couldn't move or she had mental issues mental faculties along with uh-huh and injuries like a head wound. Probably really sore us and ask us. Maybe maybe a. Uti might want to get swabbed for something. Well and then is this. The main school girl her her friend fox like a bunch of dudes. Add like old guys like ugly bastard kinda guy boy and he asked for a. He gives her like tissue. He's like soak up all the coming your posey and i want it and give it to me. So he's peon it so there's like that one and you're like what the fuck is going on so then the girl is just like on a bridge and this guy comes over out of nowhere. This is this a manga is. This is a movie yes right. And he's like. Hey you need to meet me here after school. She's like why do it so she doesn't do it. He's there with his buddy. 'cause they wanna fucker right and they're like oh. We need revenge because she did meet us so she rejected us. So this is gonna die. They they find out where she lives. They end up torture. They find her disabled sister. Start these fucking torture. Her disabled sister and then fucker to death. She's been taken. Take like that for a long time to ward n really. I mean like they've fucker like raipur and fucking skull. Fucking her and hacker into pieces. Yes so so then. They kill the dad because dad comes home he was like you fucking fucked up my toy dude. I get fucked all their. I ju- i just broken in right god. If she was just starting to smell right she was. It takes a little while sometimes like a new glove. You gotta wear it in for fifteen twenty fifteen years on ten however ocho us while they ended up they kill the father they of course kill the disabled sister and then the main character comes in and they beat the shit out of her killer.

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No because she gets away really and then they're like oh well then we're gonna kill what she loves so they go and find that homeless lady that she goes and hangs out with breastfeed the baby doll and they fucking beat the crap out of her and she's dead and then they rape her brilliant a homeless lady because after they think that she's dead then they're like let's fucker really so then the girl comes in. I mean she sees what happens to the lady. What what the fuck we killed your friend or whatever like that turns out ladies not dead. So get garbage lady. Garbage leaning has a new baby because they decapitated the other one. Vote the plastic baby but has her own new like a real baby or fig. Maybe he's got a new fake van in a hospital there when they took her in for the mass raping. No no no. She didn't go to the hospital because because the girl came and found her leg all over and she's okay but whatever well they end up then she breastfeeds the fucking schoolgirl and then the movies over my what. The fuck is going on korean or japanese. Yes you're not sure. Usually a lot i really. There's a lot of really strange. Twist stuff that comes out of south korea as well. Wow i mean it's just like yeah it makes you feel inside dot net. It does what is going on enough. You go back for more constantly like that aqui. Feeling well i have to because yeah sure for the content that you enjoy it some of it you enjoy a lot you enjoy the uncomfortable feeling. Yes sometimes a lot of times you do go back for it. I enjoy the the weird fucked up stories. Because they're it's creative. That not necessarily that. You're trying to like normalized. Anything that fucked up but the the sometimes a lot of thoughts have yet you see. The same story played out over and over again in different movies stories. Things you here. So it's it's nice to have a nice little. Pallet cleanser pallet cleanser. You know something a little lighter for you to make you feel a little different. You know from the rom coms. You've been feel something which one of my favorite things about about watching a japanese anime and stuff like that is. There's a lot of stories that are just so bizarre because they're telling it from like a completely different perspective than what i'm used to hearing. Yeah so they go way out into areas. I just. I would not have occurred to me really. Oh my god they just went there like five minutes into this. It's like ooh where is it going to go now. How far will this go going to be. Okay or the cops. Come into house. After i watch this. It's just a movie. Surreal mina list. I mean none of it's real at all so what you what do you think. I don't know there's this woman Her name is betty dodson. She's the queen of female masturbation. Issue the queen. Apparently she is the queen. Show just like she. You know one ring to rule them all well. Multiple rings really is it. Because she's good at doing it to herself or to other people she's both she's been trying to spread the She's a master jerker basically she is. A master did learn fiddle. Yeah in the little finger blast. Lola waller out sounds like a little rotary phone. She's like her own little yoni yanni massage. You're there you go master master what it was. That's right the people who profess to have mastered the vagina in all of its mysterious glories. She's been she's been at this for a long time. She's been trying to spread the word ever since she was younger of Of shame free female digital did all right clam slam shame for free. Legit that shit in the subway. They do Illegally illegally. I can tell you. I've never been on a subway. No no. I was talking about the sandwich store. Oh yeah everybody's done when you're allowed to do that. I mean in a subway subway pretty dirty but basically dirty bitches you eat fresh.

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Get so coal cuts in your mouth. I mean that's that's a place you probably don't wanna be open faced on and i'm sure there's cameras everywhere which would add to it really. Well it depends thera- cameras. yeah well no we. Yeah yeah because you just make sure your face is always covered and you know. Tear it up. Buttercup you could use like smear somme on the lens. I mean that that's the good part about all of this masking and unmasking. Nobody's gonna ask questions if you're walking around with massey's days so you can have some anonymous subway sacks when they turn the video and as long as you're you know average looking enough with your whatever face covering you have you know. Yeah so easy. It easy the last thing where i think we're going to talk about tonight is there was lines on it. The last thing well nine. You're and i say that but it might not be i know goes well. There was a there. Is these two people who worked at a morgue. They they got in trouble because they were suspected cannibals rate they would botch casual. I don't know how you botch it. But they botched castrations on on the dead people. But i don't know why you would cast him anyway. So that's why i'm like. Why would you. How is that botched if you really Why are you doing it. There are cutting off the fucking genitals of dead people that came into the morgue and they were keeping them and they were eating them yeah. They suspect that they're eating them. But they had a bunch of 'em like in cold storage. Like like fucking dicko color. Weiner fraser katie. The weiner fraser phrase careful when you over door something lent lane on your foot. God damn broke my domenico pup but now they had they had Quite a large amount of them so botched by no meaning. Meaning they just mutilated bodies. That's all they weren't authorized to. There's no is there a reason. Do they do that in a bombing. No no they. Don't take your fucking dick and balls off to say no. You don't own your berries doing if you're going to bury me lease bury me whole i mean if that's what you're gonna do fine but if you go before me i'm totally going to have removed. Them have cremated and i want to keep them separate and like a little okay. Maybe it'd be okay but don't let that weird more guy ito. No fuck you more guy. I don't want you can balls. I did not to that. Let the cats eat before a weird more. Okay that's a lot. Stranger than the mortician guy thanked letting the cats he'd you're like the cat lady and you now now you're floating out there that you might want to feed my dick and balls to your fucking to your cat. So you're dead. You don't need them anymore. You have a point amjad they each you when you die anyway. Like let's say. I died in bed and i died alone there. They would eat my vase. So who's to say how about this. How about whatever the fuck you feel like doing what you feel like you don't you don't need to tell me about it part of your dad part of the deal with. I don't care what you do. Dad because i'm dead you know it's inconsequential to me. I don't exist. So i really don't care what you're doing to my body however i don't wanna know about it ahead of time so whatever you're gonna do is what you're gonna do but you're not allowed to tell me beforehand. It's what i'm saying then. You broke into covenant wanna ran out your body. You can't break the covenant. You can't do it if you break it. You're going to be cursed for life. Who is he going to be bad. You're not gonna like it. I'm gonna. I'm gonna put it up. Feel like necrophiliac stream. They get some. This has got to be some some like like haiti's zombie voodoo shit cold one. That's right. I i lived in an area where there are a lot of haitian people around and you never know i could pass occurs off to you well somehow. I don't know how it works. But that's what do i sure about the one hundred percent. Sure there's a mortal lock his mortal right if you break the covenant. Telling me ahead of time. You're going to do stuff to my dead body. Yeah the bluffing. Okay do it. Doesn't matter i won't because i'm dead but then you've already broken the covenant. You've done it. it's too late. You broke the rules and you're going to get thrown out of all social media and Permission to do what you want to my dead body. You're gonna lose that right. i'm gonna give it to just a stranger just some homeless dude that carries around a baby. That nurses it okay.

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So we're talk sometime. What if i would if i donated your body to science. What are the. I don't know what they do with it. Its audience though. I mean life works more eating. It's what i'm saying. What if it's one of these curious medical students double. Fuck doctor chad. He can fucking eat my fucking non fraternity Ball sack fuck him. That's what he wants to do. I know he can't eat it. Eat it now. Attached to me after a long day at work is what he can to find your. Give it to him. Because i don't like him. I completely grudge fuck. You know this. I know i know this. Yeah but i. I don't want person that. I love having my nut funk dragged across her forehead unless she deserves it. Hey you did get attract. You've got dragged crash forehead for for you know your tackiness so like i said you could startle me. Stay giant up. Punk me vijay. Gross okay. we're getting out of here on on that note. We're gonna leave enough on. What are you doing totally threaten to mutilate my body after south and you're just gonna leave it there like hang out with you after that I suddenly have the craving for kiwis. Well we are going to get out of here for the Day night whatever so have fun. Doing whatever it is you are doing and enjoy life. Nasty par then. I got nothing else. I'm done and tonight i'm right does anybody does.