Kinky Katie's World #368 Ugly Bastard Tag

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Imaginative sex outed like your when you sounded like pushing astrid in and out of a fountain drink cup. You're like well if you grew up with that and that was the way it was for everybody. I'm sure it would be like nothing but if you just introduced that to me. Let's say a new law comes out and twenty twenty two and we all have to put on some kind of weird device that makes that noise. He heaton you. It'd be hard to get past every lot laughing for sure while you laughing. Why here's i know. The weekend has landed all the exists. Now club strokes pope's pies. I've got four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer my like screaming cattle. I'm going to talk to strangers all night. I'm going to plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside may freaking tonight. I'm gyp travolta on three pop. I'm going to never neverland with my chosen family than meal. Strong avid any tonight could be a line from the quick buck burner. What's the and now live from ruled thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that really likes to get stuck with just about anything here. She is your host. The one the only can be katie. Aloha hello and welcome to the show. This is he meets world number. Three sixty eight. I am your host can guinea in with me as always is my favorite plus covering fluctuate mr sc. What is up okay. How you doing we are coming to you. Live from rule thirty four. Cbs speaking katie. Radio dot com radio cast dot net. Oh my goodness gracious. I'm i'm i'm very high. Okay so it's gonna be. I'm gonna but i'm also got caffeine in metoo so okay so wait what you're saying is you're you're coming in with an injury here. You're not one hundred percents what you're saying or you are one hundred percent. Maybe tuned it right. Maybe possibly. i don't know this is the beginning of the show. We'll see it just goes usually by the second half it either goes way up or roy. Squirrelly yeah yeah okay. We'll see what happens. Here just happens sure. Got stuff to throw at you. If you get out of hand so just remember. That smelly can defend myself. Yes i'm can. I have no doubt that you can. I think of got a fun. Show for you guys tonight. We have a new tits man. We have some new porn pick. We've got paul or do we have. We have quite a bit of horned. Yeah 'cause i just. I just did like a little custom thing on thursday for a for a very special fan so that got that got into her and i was like you know what type of clowns has a really clouds terrified of crap. Out of me for those of you. That donau Pretty much it was it. Was it mixed with poltergeist. Do we talked about that. Yeah but i mean is it the same kind of fear when you're the clown you know what i mean. It's really not because i like dealing with it. I like to take pictures of myself. Making creepy faces. That scare me. I mean you identify with the cloud. You just don't like to be around the cloud right. You don't wanna be in the presence of one but if you're less i am the cloud if you are the clown you're completely okay with it. I am the creeper creepy as like a professional courtesy. Or something like what's going on. I clown just doesn't want to deal with another cloud in the area. Well it's the same way. How i am with women yes. I don't know we were talking about that earlier because we were talking about Amaranth again. I was like you know the thing is though. Okay get about because it's harder there There is obnoxious v tuber. She's obnoxious me personally. I think she's obnoxious. I can't stand her. I mean she's got some some good topics in subjects that she does on her show but just like why is she always have to scream. Just just there. There's no fucking point and a lot of female v tubers do that. They all she's a ut living with somebody that oh you mean actual really you mean to be tuber like somebody. That's behind an avatar. Katha thing now on and and and the just a youtuber youtuber well one of them one of animated character to the voice for right.

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Yeah you know what i mean but what. I really like iron mouse. I think is absolutely adorable. And she's funny. But i i like her. But it's the ones that are constantly screaming and wailing is the most annoying thing in the fucking world. Well that's that's genre there. That's that they have different kinds like there are some that have names for them. Along this or that there are two terms are. I'm not that educated. All of this. You know i don't. I don't know that it requires like an education. Well i really some people get pissed. He actually will whatever. I'm sorry i wasn't born with the knowledge of the youtuber. i was not either. You have to absorb that. Even if nobody tells you i you know i have no sense a well. And in the one instance. Though i was a girl that she just gets spazzy you know and i had to remind you that you're pretty goddamn spazzy like you kind of do you get excited when a nervous and you know if i'm nervous that's just like when i get around celebrities you know. I don't know how to talk to people. I really don't know how to act. And usually i've always been like fucking hammered when the happened so it'd be like okay but now that i'm not it's it's very strange to like i don't know how to do it and i get all fucking spasm anyway but like offer her though we're talking about amaranth saying probably one of the reasons why don't like her is because i'm jealous of her. She's really pretty. And you know we were talking and i'm like i'm old so but but how i i totally agree with her. She wants to because you're saying she's always streaming. It's like yeah fucking get in on a now while you still can well. I mean if you're making money off of your luck You have a limited window. It's like a player like being in the nba. Lives in hot. Temps would not really. I haven't seen her do a hot tub streaming oil. I always six though. She's very pretty. But i still like the one with the techs will the the point. The point was though is a lot of the people that you'll you'll don't like you. You'll you'll say i don't like the way she did xyz. And i have to remind you that. Yeah you do and it's not you know. That's i said i i wouldn't be friends with me and you don't do it in the same way but knew what the one girl one girl in particular do you you. When you get excitable you do kind of do that. Maybe at a lower intensity slightly but very similar it's marketable well for sure. Do nothing wrong was watching. The girl lake microphones for eight hours. Ahead i don't give a shit just you. Don't you fucking throw your headphones on it. So bizarre it's such a bizarre situation. Just i'm my. I had the microphone with the two sides. And i'm just like a and it's not just that you're lucky at the you. You're doing this for hours on end a really mind-blowing people fucking go ape shit and they love it over. Sure i have. I have the pantyhose that i wore in the video for the clown porn that i did and i kept them and wash them and cause anyway. I wonder what the raw data is. For how many people that are successively jerking off to the mr amaranth stream of microphone looking. I would imagine a lot. I mean she could. I wonder if she's on fellay because she's on fellay then she could probably even like monetize over there. I don't know if they do that though. Does joel keep does fucking kind of statistics lying around somewhere. I don't know but going going to the fucking like like whole distribution set. Like that. I got flagged might. My facebook account is restricted now. No you can't go live for thirty days. You can't do this for thirty days. Then i got another one saying that. The radio page for a fucking podcast has had too many violations and is in threat of being published.

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And they said i've are. I'm already restricted on there. And they've already limited the viewership and distribution of okay. My my whatever what what. What are you doing wrong like what. What is it that you're doing on their. Oh i'm sorry. If i say anything that has to do with sex. That's the main thing that i'm owen selling stuff like they say it's like prostitution or something. These are like post from four years ago. That i don't even know because i fucked all the time to be a lot to go through but i to go through in obliterate all of the content. Although i it's like about to be obliterated anyway you know you got to obliterate as you go. That's awful. Yeah no i see that now but it's like and then it's it's so irritating. 'cause i see i see like all these other people like fuck you fuck you roll like. I'm getting in trouble. Because like i and then i i heard on the radio that there is this one gardening group to kept getting in trouble for using the word. Ho- really yeah like what the fuck people though like facebook. Why are you doing this this the gardening tool it's a ho. That's funny. yeah so they they got. They got like instant trouble of you know it's not like you're disseminating disinformation or are you. Well no that. That's the thing that we talk about all the time because we hear people all lately at least talking a lot about people getting suspended on this that or the other or you d platform or whatever it is yeah For for all kinds of things. And i just realized this has happened to anything that we've done for forever beginning of time so so you know to hear people cover out to it. Nuts so unfair. Jesus no no shit tell me about it. Tell me about it. I talked about a nipple. I don't you talked about an evil talked about the the elusive scary female nipple so evil well it just it goes to show you. Maybe that's just not the place for you. Yeah obviously they don't want you. Yeah so what do you what do you do and so i don't i don't hang around places people don't like me right i i go somewhere else. I wanted to say a big. Thank you to bach over better versus tattoo. I got a tattoo by him last sunday. And like this really cool. Do you wanna get a blue rose on the ditch of my of my right arm. That's the inside of the elbow fucking hurt. Like hell how to say he does have this. This awesome numbing spray though that once your skins opened up gets in there if it feels weird. Because you're like. I should feel this. I feel nothing but it really fucking hurt before and was starting to wear off very impulsive. Because i i seriously. I was going to get my nose pierced today but but i figure i'm like you know katie. Wait wait until wednesday. If by wednesday you still want to do it go do it just you know what. If you don't sounds like a plan allows see. I'm trying to be good about this trying to. I'm trying to be a brain damage. Makes you impulsive really. You really does all alcohol abuse. These are all things that lead to impulsiveness. Yeah yeah so. I mean i get that. We'll know and that's and that's why the the the intro would you like to get stuck by just about anything. That's what i was talking about. You wanna get peers you want to get tattooed. Do you wanna get fucked. Yeah that's a good point. Yeah hey yeah. That's 'cause i even saw that. They needed like people donate plasma. Unlike like i don't know i'm just weird somebody. Stick me with a needle please. I've seen. I've seen you try to do that. In in dungeon was w- needling. Oh the needle play wasn't for you know. Little tear welled up at your eyes. Got stuck They second needle through the top of my boob leg. Where might tidiane meets my chess. You know you know what. I mean like right there. I know exactly what you mean. But i'm china descriptive right where you're young that the upper upper edge use my words at the upper edge of the connection there. Correct right before the slippery slope shirt anyway. Well they stuck a needle through there and ogono really really are face was pretty priceless.

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Really yeah because you love watching me and he had this whole you completely ask somebody to do it and they do it. And you're like like yeah. I wanted to try it. I wanted to check it out to see. Because i like to get at that well at that time. I really didn't have hardly any tattoos. But i was. I like my nipples pierced. They've been peers. Since i was fifteen years old. Whatever i'm like. Let's let's see because it looks really pretty and i didn't think that it would hurt as bad as yeah. You're laughing at me when i was getting my My rose done. It's be because you're you will completely volunteer for things. That i know ahead of time are going to hurt you share. You wanna do that okay. And you do so you know. I like watching. What exactly we knew it was going to happen. But you didn't really realize yeah until it happened. And you what i. I don't while i really didn't like that. Yeah i didn't think you would. I really a pet money for sure. I didn't think you would be into the needle going through your job. Cano i was at you know you wanted somebody to stick a needle to so there you go all right just wanted somebody to play with. You just wanted to know what it was like to get to get stuck with one of the needles did i. I really. I wanted to check it out. I wanted to see if i could take it and that was like the guy who did it It was the play. Was one of the owners. See so master seasonal seasonal at woodshed in orlando and Like like when you came up with it you know. I knew you aren't gonna like it and and but you just wanted to know what it was like so go feel it. Yeah so he set it up and that was like supposedly the better one of the better spots. It's not yet. Not as that's what i just i. I don't know how the people who are into suspension are into suspension like this where they stig gigantic hooks through parts of your meat your body and then you hang or swing or whatever hoist you up they suspend you sure you know people do all kind hang weights from from stuff like that. i know. yeah as ariza. Do i used to work for the debut supply company. Sally's there was a guy that would come in here. Always by bright haired. I for himself and he would show. He showed me pictures where they would hook him at his knees on his shins. And i'm like oh fucking dying and he was kind of a beefy guy like oh my bills are not gonna hold. Well i mean hold your completely gotta rip right out fall. You're like a cheeseburger away from a serious accident at hellraiser shit. Have you weighed yourself today. I'm just saying i'm not china fat. Shame i'm just looking out for you. Do you know i'm sure sure once you get stuck a few times. I wonder if it if it makes it easier to do meaning the scarring and stuff like that is it. Does that like weaken the skin at some point in time and it's easier to pull it out or does it get harder and tougher like a tough naval. Oh i don't know see that Well if we never think ask the people when we could ask some people. I know we know the to that. No i i know but i mean you just i just never really think about it. I'm more just amazed of what. I'm witnessing and we've only almost seen somebody fall once. Oh well Kind of slipped a little but nobody like got ripped out or anything but down five feet. It real quick. Blaine is God so there's already and it didn't take long which actually there's probably more than just the one out but there's already a porn parody of black widow like what. Oh the the new marvel movie. Yes yeah well it's called black widow and it's a it's a blonde. Check the guest gang by a bunch of black on blonde. yeah back. Yeah that used to be a really popular. Category is it. Oh yeah. But i don't the last few times you've read the top ten list like in each state or wherever. I don't remember hearing. I remember hearing any other top tens. That's just because i don't know seems to be been dominating the last several years my god incest and family stuff. Yes the incest. Yeah kind of what it was for. Stepmother's stepped sign. That's not incest. Weird family dynamics technically not know exactly. You know what i say if you're consenting adults what who am i to tell you what to do i can't tell you you're you're an adult. You can do what you want.

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fuck you want. they're into it too. There was this woman I'm trying to find where. I saved it but there is. There's this woman. She divorced her husband to be to marry her stepson. I've heard of that before. I've heard of stuff like that share man. yeah. I don't know come on You know was he groomed or was she groomed. Do we know shoe we care. He was twenty five. She's thirty three okay. Well how do you know how old she was in the beginning of the marriage like now did she come along when he was five or six. There's i take. It makes a big difference. Doesn't it. Yeah i i would. I would wanna know like raised by or married them when you were twenty when you were above eighteen at least yeah then. Why can you say that's true. And conversely how many dads have banged. Their son's girlfriend completely happened. We know we're allowed to have it a lot of times though. Yeah because i i remember that. My friend's dad tried to bang me. And i was like i was sixteen years old. For fuck sake. I mean he will come in. We'd we'd just finished sex like finish. Sex is doing the sex no like my friend would go get a glass of water or something and then the data just come in and like standing in the doorway. He used to come on Sugar tits are or jugs. It's pretty endearing for you know Father to call his sons fred. Hey chickens hits yeah and on sweet ass yeah sweet ass oh we hit sit right on my lap baby. Sixteen to like it when you do that. Well here's a standard doorway and just have a conversation with me. I'm like hey I'm naked. I just had sex with your son can. Can you just shut the door or go away. And he sends he'd come in the room he's like so the and then the kid will come in the room buck naked standing on the glass of water talking to his dad. Just like what is wrong with you guys. Were i mean you realize. He had a camera in the room or at least two people. You know that. Right i would. I wouldn't be like a thing that they said. Oh yeah. I mean you know that you know. That's what it was. I mean you didn't think that that wasn't happy as you tonton even will the weird dynamic with the sun walking around naked and you know being like that where the fathers coming in after you. Yeah yeah i mean how do you think he no. He knew you were having sex watching. I'm not always the quietest didn't used to be very quiet. I can't be now. Like i can control myself a little better but back then. I'm just a horrifying teenagers not like lassie from borghese. I know i've had accuracy. I know i know the noise as you ache for sure You once or twice. That i remember really that there's an actual place called dildo key. Lord i got fucked by the tide. Once got stranded on on the sandbar. No it's life wife was topless and then now has no top and they had to get the fishing wildlife to come out and she had no shirt. And you say we're just gonna call this place just dildo but but there's a there's like yelp reviews for it for the best restaurants in key like where to go where to find it they haven have A one for kids which is a little. It's a little. It's a little weird because the the websites called kill dozer key facts bill because well it says a small island off the florida bay and It's in everglades national park. So i'm gonna go with dildo is algonquin for the land of swab but it looks like a vagina. It does it like a pussy dildo key. Looks like a plsy very ironic with the clinton everything chevrotain. Because i've seen it on different things so no that's definitely let's a dildo. It's just because it's bear in the middle saw to though it's a policy it's okay. Maybe it's a policy was posey. Okay it it could be a puts it 'cause it's got that big ring around the outside the cubby labia off because if if it was a dick wouldn't have the big ring around it very ironic.

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Did you think to ironic and really do think. Let's go to my favorite segment by remind might not be the porn. You would plant roy. Katie wine it's time once again for porn porn. Pick of the week is a little different and I think it's you know because it's that time of the cycle. Everyone loves the here. We talked about that. Well okay. I i'm into like Trauma has been turning me on. Okay what kind of trauma. well after. I got tattooed on sunday. I i wanted to get like kind of rough and church get aggressive. Yeah right and then just lately. I've been also into kind of unusual in weirdness. Now when i say that i mean the kind of porn i dunno. You really wouldn't see very like every day kind of thing woman last week. You're you're wanting some furry action. I mean you literally wanted me to dress up in mascot costume for so. I guess it's still going along those ways. Okay well but even well yeah the free stuff but even like like steffi. Wouldn't you wouldn't necessarily Well i mean unless you're into it but it's not something that i would watch every day like All right like an lp gang bang. Okay a little personal gag bag right. Imagine getting fucked by a lot of people right right or just like a midget orgy mitchell. Wow midget orgy. Yeah well sometimes you gotta catch the thing out of left field. There describes the area. You have got to before but then like mixed mixed with like a little bit of like weird bondage like. Oh i'm gonna shove this eggplant up your ass eggplant vegetable okay. You know what i mean. I'm gonna get very concerned if you come home next week that eggplant. We're having eggplant. No we're not no. I cancelled eggplant. Can't big fucking think. Jesus christ huge. It's your anyway. Well that's my porn. Pick of the week week. So i i. It's weird because sometimes to just usually. I'll pinch it harder than you pinch. Bench pinch my nipple. Usually you will well. I'm saying like sometimes just to get that our food. Yes feel myself. Yeah kind of like that so you know. I don't know what are your show cats into. I have no idea what crash in the other row. Now there was the they're talking about how the olympics are going on right now and they're talking about how they don't want their Their athletes to fucking shit so there. They gave them cardboard beds. That wouldn't support the weight of people. Well that was the rumor anyway but yeah they did give him car right. Yeah right right right. But origami way slot a into insertion point be cracked. I'm looking at a picture of right. Blessed that you'll be able to anyway there there was One of the guys who decide even though that it was just a rumor like it was a fake story because well no. It's true that the beds are made out of cardboard however that you know there's a video of of one of the athletes jumping up and down on it like a twelve year old. Exactly they're like yeah. No we're telling you that it's it's really really fake but then again even if it wasn't fuck on the floor fuck fucking the shower. Fuck in the bathroom. You're in japan. What are you doing all you need. Matt what's your problem. You know to wear your shoes aren't you. I mean i don't savages. I just. I don't understand what the big fucking deal is. Okay if something is not available and right next to it is like the the cardboard bed little wooden wouldn't nightstand so he's is fucking papua's on top of the agonized sand and like viagra or benner over. I mean come. On people i mean are they. They're just not not encouraging them because they don't want people to get that kind of thing. Is that the i mean. Is that the the original story. That really wasn't true. I don't know. I really don't know but it looked like you could take like four or five people on top of that thing. I mean it's made out of cardboard however it looks sturdy is fuck you know i'd be okay on it.

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I think i think we both be okay on a i couldn't do my standing up. It's not taller upset. It's not well. You know. Then i could just i mean. We could definitely rack to that. There's no doubt we could wreck irregular bed. Let alone card were bad. It could be your act. I mean but you're talking about olympia insects. I mean that's fit little people. Will there like like you. Know gods on earth. They're all oil up. And we're you know what i'm saying. And then you're getting off a kovin so you throughout their actual peak athletic peak everybody's banging peaking and and they're banging him how they could tear some shut up but they could tear some regular shit up on the floor chair. I gotta shower anyway We're gonna go to thirty four and when we come back and have a brand new tits man and a lot of other stuff so Joy young time tasty and refreshing snack. Wanna bang a furry okay. Yeah yeah yes you're coming out to your job. You're like coming out of the closet. You're identifying a fredo and you're not sure you decide you decide. No i really. Don't wanna wear the costume. But i want you to wear it sure. Yeah at a wall costume particularly yes. Okay yeah yeah like beast. I like short hair or long hair. Well we don't know mascot. Oh wow all full mascot fuck of those are very aggressive response to the crash. Cut out or is she three kutcher. Okay got about just how just a beat the like furry boots pause and and Some sort of a head something and then. Just let it rock after that part. Okay now you're going to live no with the show and welcome back soon. Kinky katie's world ruled four studios kinky cater radio dot com and radio cast is the later at kinky katie radio can cater radio dot com king. Katie radio dot com facebook fat life. You can also get me on yu-chu but But your best bet to get hold of me is twitter or email me because yeah i will see it firsthand absolutely. There's a good chance that i will respond to you that way. So you for you. A little way launch here all right every time. I hear ruined. I like think of his bucket shadow hunters like two guys that look like they could be related. Maybe they are related early. Indeed sir no like like very white bread Blonde hair a british dudes with goofy faces. You have to see it. You got to look it up all right. Yeah i played their stuff for you before. Oh i'm sure you have no doubt because it sounds it sounds familiar and he likes to me up. Yeah some well like to wrestle over. Self-serving here yeah nobody else cares. Five a fucking song. I'm the only one who cares. People care okay. They they ask where you're where the music is everywhere. Seven at acid imaginative sex sounded like you're you're sounded like pushing a straw in and out of a fountain drink cup. You're like well if you grew up with that and that was the way it was for everybody. I'm sure it would be like nothing but if you just introduced that to me. Let's say the new law comes out in twenty twenty two and we all have to put on some kind of weird device that makes that noise. He he he could you. It'd be hard to get past. It'd be a lot of laughing for share while you laughing. Why bother you know. no. I don't that's when you ever since we got the vaccines speakers just play. Enter our ears automatically. We can't ever show we can't even put an ear earplugs but we hear this out every time we fuck they're trying to like unbridged us is what it is. That's what antibiotics are actually doing. They're actually setting up to make it to where you hear the straw up and down noise in a to go cup. Every time you have sex so you won't be able to finish where at least only certain people will be able to finish five bitch very wrong. You need lube put on a web bathing suit.

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That's how that noise is made. Yeah and if you're a billionaire you get the automatic torture chambers sounds which really gets them off so they can breathe a lot while. There's also the the slaughterhouse outer house. Yeah yeah you have to have the house option if you're going to have the torture chicken chicken hut or whatever. They call those places. I mean. it's always. It's always like Person who bought this also suggest to you. I mean it's definitely an episode of black mirror for sure it should happen. Should already exist. Here's of video song. Allow destroy sound to breed people like now if you don't have time for that and it darker mood on. Hey you moved on i. I was stuck right there too. High-pitched there's a headline this woman married her stalker. Finally fucking wore her down. She married her soccer. You can't you're going to encourage every stuck around the world your member bob. Bob got hit on that. It was the ten million and first time that he asked her and she said yes. Can you believe that. I bet she was fucking torture. I kidnapped tortured and had stockholm's something because our ot drug tur- because she misses even after two to restraining orders. Well sometimes sometimes you liked that danger involved you know. Yeah i mean this guy's gotta go complete space. Monkey not gonna fucking quit so might as well keep them close so he doesn't fucking kill me. Maybe she found out in whatever restraining order hearings that he had a lot of money. He's loaded fuck that sure. Come on buddy. And maybe she's really into the ugly bastard tag on Anti maybe she is. Those people are questionable. But i'm saying they already make bad decisions. See i was looking bastard tag. Come on come on. I mean that's not a nice thing to say is like about i. It's weird. Because i the thing that i like about it is decree venous because i actually do like it. And that's what i'm saying but those those are like i mean i like ugly bastards but i always some fat creep hair. Yeah but those those kid a little little too two teenage purveyors. I know that's devoid ran. But having the complete future man Dale your pan. You never muggy buried up on the student council president. I know there are some strange strange things japanese of pornographic entertainment for sure. Other as they like to take a different part of the brain we will. It's like it's like hitting you from left field underhanded you know where where a portal just opened up and you get kicked in the nuts at tenneco goes through your ear so i can reach up to your brain and there's some definitely some strange concepts that happen in you. Know you're advocating javanese comic books. Oh my god especially if you're if you're if you're into some some different kind of stuff check it out real ugly bastard. Woo hoo not even that. Like inter species the she's a tavern woman with gigantic titties. Wants to bang me and it's what are these days. We'll actually do a breakdown of all of the different tags. Figure out what they all are. Because it's interesting just to see the different kinds of things that people think of like the happy group together right. I want to see a girl glasses. I wanted which everybody gets. That i mean i think everybody gets that. Come on whether you're into it or not you get the fact that when you want to see a girl with crackles you see a girl. Freckles or a guy with freckles. Yeah or whatever news. I deformed jake like rule thirty four. There's a there's an ass for that seat. That's somebody thinks that it should be grouped together so you can. Easily peruse your purview pleasures. See and that's i wanna grab like some of the bigger ones and like the more popular ones and see exactly how many videos or how many they have about that one certain subject and then you type like kind of like a breakdown of the number of items per tag scuz- second women's pantyhose.

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Yeah they like sucky sucky tag. They have a vampire tag. You name it. There's there's a tag for it. I'm exhausted why. Well because it takes me seventy-five tags to get the video that i want. These things are totally non negotiable. Or i can't get off on telling you right now. I'm needed quarter lube. I'm anita fresh fresh flashlight. That was a hard one to try to spend out there. Fresh pledge light a court lube and at least a five videos with these twelve specific tags. Them no problem we got. You gotta wanna give me some hot towels afterwards. Absolutely like toweling. What i'm talking. We've klay and i want a girl to do it. bastard tag setting your daughter. This is mostly though in japanese content. You know obviously porn hub stuffs you you guys know the categories you like. They're right there point and you're used to them. You know what they are but you know what gay stuff. Yeah you want And they have like different ladies like different attitudes for the lady Yeah and different terms. Anyway i don't remember the girl the girl to be aggressive. Yeah right. yeah dominatrix total submissive. I wanted to be a nine problem is a lot of the terms are in japanese so we remember his. You know your brain injury on top of you know just. It's a different language. So it's just not sticking and don't even ask me even had pronounce it because i will put your everything and i will feel bad. I know other people have pronounced it. That's all i know certainly. Yeah but then again. We've heard other people fucking pronounce shit. Weird what are you wait. It drives me insane. We watch something Somebody was doing a review of dune movie. That's coming out. And i've read that boca punch that series of books a bunch of times one of my favorite things so to hear a dude a young kid one of them damn damn young whippersnappers. He was just. He was mass the way he pronounced the stuff in the book. I wanted to commit nuts. I wanna find him. I wanna kick him and his mother in the fucking con because she should arrays somebody who knew to communicate with people. There are thirteen million videos online. That had people pronouncing exactly how to say a lot of this shit and you've got every one of them wrong and you make a living this. What is your problem. Nervous guy dork. I don't think he saw the first one the original well you. I don't know if that's the original but the one that everybody remembers with via you know people don't like that that are into that series at all. They don't like that one at all. I liked because i was a kid when it came out and i loved it and you read all the books afterwards. There's a there's this business they had to put a warning side out. It's a it's a it has pictures to warning. A woman has been spotted living under the concrete slab. Outside of our shop. She will grab your ankle. She won't let go until you say the magic word peanuts says if spotted. Please alert the store manager. And there's pictures of her popping out from underneath and grabbing someone's leg like different picture. We're going back to the dark ages now. He he'll ditch has a crazy new. Our back to throw breadcrumbs. God just i try to try to get her out of the gutter literally. Well maybe they had. Maybe she's just fucking nutty can't lock someone up for being kooky won't these days you can't i mean if they're dangerous circa they're hurting hurting people. How did she live that. How does she live the fucking slabs. She's an old lady. Well she maybe she just fit between the crack there. Is it like baby. She's doing it in protest and amish of the building glass and miami had to live in a whole crossers business as a slab acog creek agency only place. I wanna be. I guess so that. Why i reach. Everybody shands when they walk by. I love him. I love wet. Hot sweaty shans. I love big old fat ankles. I love a man's leg ladies leg man ladies leg and even a little people eggs i love him so kenny ankles gonna reach them right now. Walk on a all right.

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I mean says it right on the packaging. Okay i wanna know. I wanna know who's who's at fault here there was There was undercover cops. They're posing as drug buyers right and they arrests they were arrested by undercover cops who were posing as drug dealers good job so and i mean if you're if you're in the same place wouldn't you be like if that's the same place wouldn't that be the same Lead gum district or whatever jurisdiction. Yes showing off your your criminal justice knowledge are you hey flirt. Da that's like federal and then county and then local city but if on a highway could be highway patrol. Well this was someone's house in the and they said that just says that it was undercover cops. So it's kinda like wouldn't you guys talk to each other and figure it out if you guys are in the same jurisdiction you know. Wouldn't you get together on this and really the first thing that comes to mind is they're the worst undercover cops ever. Yeah they completely did not judge the people that know. He's obviously he's textbook. He has textbook Criminal right there and and the other guys of that is textbook buyer looking at. It's like literally word for word out of the playbook that we all use. It's unbelievable it's crazy. One hundred hundred jane. he's he's i know we're gonna get him cheese there. So here's a little dumb job for you. It's as if you make if you make your safe for banana after sex you can say. Aren't you glad. I didn't save banana sick. It'll be worth it all right for so i don't know for you. Well i guess whoever said it but yeah i am kind of cheesy like that so i'd probably laugh. That'd be a hard one to squeeze out and that's kind of the idea is not to laugh. I guess some people don't like to laugh when they're calling. You're safe where you might as well take about something light hearted because you just got the attention. Black foreskin dildos shoved down your your era. Some people aren't aren't familiar with that tennis. Black four dildo. Nobody well shockingly few now. I'm just saying that's that's what we want. So we want we. We talked about it a lot. That we've i've. I've always tried to find it. I've even trying to order one custom order one so i'm sure by now there are more there. I know we found one once somewhere. That was advertised. Attendance black force get dildo but it turned out. It wasn't though. Okay so what i need to do is i need to find someone with a just a ten inch dildo. I mean tenants dick with foreskin and then make a clone of willie and then just use Black rubber. You know so you can have it will. Maybe you know you could do. You could You know diem the craft man and see if he can he can poxy mold. You on craft man. Tom craft man does on funches brother half man like his show. There's this woman she. She got fucking arrested because she wanted to have sex boyfriend said she was too tired so she fucking knife. Damn i'm definitely not fucking now. You've fine cheese. Goddamn bitch people get stabbed your that. You think i fucking tired then all right. I'm still going to enjoy the hell out of you. But you know where she pack at a switchblade relate. Why was there in life so close to the sexual area. No she went and got it really. Yeah she was. She didn't like pull it out from under the set of the bed. Like fuck you will. I'm just saying it could be. It could be like you know a crime of passion like it happens right away. Like god damage shushi belly. Get your ass over here. i'm running. I'm running all fucking fair moans. And and they don't stab you. Let's you it could be. It could be like. Why would you fuck me. Who are you fucking. Why what's going on. Why won't you do that. It could go snowball. Townhall really quick.

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And then he tells you he's been fucking peaches down from the strip club. I take one of those girls could well. Yes she stabbed it dude. Yeah there's obviously other drug right. I've seen that way too. Many times guys getting knives pulled on him by their girlfriends it all but one time i thought it was the funniest thing in the world. The one time dog time. I did not think it was running. Why was it. You know it wasn't. I don't think anybody's any girls. Every pulled an iphone me like that. I don't think so. I don't remember but definitely a fr- friends have gotten a knife pulled on them and the one time it was scary was when it was a girl that i knew that could fight like i. I saw the girl since we were teenagers. I've seen her get into italy's ten twelve different fights and like like she fought like a man champion. She could punch she. She could really throw it down and she went after my friend and they were both drug and that was that was frightening because i thought she had a chance she added. I've never been in a fight. Joe i've i've never been in i. I've never pulled any kind of weapon on you. Good except for your sniffer. That's not a weapon. Oh okay now. Let's just clarify to the new people. I'm not like sniffing his balls and shit to see fucking cheated on me. I know it because you like going to pitch in the neck it once in a while the balls. That is just because i was just trying to stand up like me tough girl i deal with. Ball fog yeah. Yeah which is why. I was telling you you don't want to stop that you don't want to go down there. I'm telling you just got home from work i know. Wanna let these eggers shower. I know no. I want it. Now feel it. Yeah but not in a way of who are you fucking right. You're never liked that. No good Good she's trust low. You're right to sleep. Could have been like this. This woman she fucking she bit her boyfriend's cock because she was jealous because she thought that he was with some other he was having sex or actually that he wanted to have sex with another woman so she can she bit cock that she like fake blowjob and then bite or just talking just jumped on him and attacked and that was the first placer her choppers bid down on. I would say probably the blood. i like. The idea of setup loja better. i went to my head. Van is like digging into my head. So bad i'm gonna i'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go as she set it up ahead of time in order to be able to do that. Yeah because they they had gone out out drinking and they had been out quite a long time and she thought that one of the women from the bar that her boyfriend wanted fugger so they went home and then. That's when it happened. So i would imagine it was a fuck am Puppy to set up to loan to a false confidence. So she could bob at that shit right off. That's right except what their teeth. Esperanza gomez. Who happened in miami latin. That's not surprising. No it's not. I'm not shocked. Because i had my gosh. I've had. I've had plenty of latin female friends. They were forced sex. What are you doing and like. And they're both well. He'll love me like you. Just fucking slashed tires aggressively aggressive uh-huh and it's there were times where you're the one that was fucking around on him or her. They're both fucking around behind their back and then when they find out one or the other is fucking around on them. It's it's time to go stabby. Rudd you over with the car. Find your grandmother. Burn her house down or like like tak- fuck on like cinder block to your windshield if they are legislate some monumental Key jobs and broken windows slashed tires like go after the girl. What oh yeah for. Sure you got fucked up bitch up. You can't let that bitch do you like that. She doesn't punks you out right there in front of everybody. Everybody knows you. You and ray ray or together can't fucking you can't let that check. Oh you gotta go prison rules on that. No you ain't gonna take my bitch that's my bitch whore. Hey get your ass back in car fucked up there is. There is a guy his parents throughout his porn collection and he actually adds a lot. Yeah but he. He actually won the lawsuit against them the same dude. Yeah he had. He won his lawsuit. You did wow wow in.

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Obviously i had over five hundred thousand dollars. All original playboys hustlers. Hardly any pages stuck together. It was a great collection. Did you know how much this fucking guy is getting much. What do you think. Just take a gas. I'm gonna go with one hundred fifty. Not quite that impressive. But seventy five thousand dollars a very big point collection. Katie fucking had everything. Everything that i needed. I had ten thousand hours of video. I had over fifteen million copies of pornographic print magazines dating back from the eighteen fifty s. Actually he had one thousand six hundred and five. Dvd's and he had almost as many vhs tapes at least so vhs tapes right there. Lots of money shovel. Those eighty ninety bucks a piece. I remember more and also had at least fifty sex toys and its paraphernalia melia. What do you consider paraphernalia. Maybe like a flex leave at would be sex toys. Yeah i don't know paraphernalia paupers. What are we talking about. That could be maybe condoms away. Yeah they checked it all so you know someone's probably like freaking out go deep earliest vintage. God vija as deputy dollars. It's hard to covet porn because there's so much available like you can get video online of just about any of those videos that you had. Yeah you can find attribute you know whatever people people like vhs tapes and their original japanese wood carving wood prints of pornographic tentacle porn. Sir i really. I still love that picture of that chicken. Getting fuck bach munched by the octopus octopus. Eating out action. Yeah ancient japanese something or other drawing. Gosh we have this one of the show. Cats is is being overly affectionate and up mummies but today use deciding that we're done the scout right. There is little sarge. He'll shut it down immediately. He'll start plugging shit. All right. everybody will then we are going to get out of here for tonight. So i hope you guys have a great week month year shifts dr trip. Whatever it is you guys are doing Yeah do you have anything for me. I see i have nothing coming out. So yea you guys pounds you death of what's coming up and shit but i don't know who knows i might have more holes than me next time you see me or whatever so Yeah parts doc. Does anybody does.