Kinky Katie's World #365 Breath Mint Oral

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He had popped a couple taxes now before he went down on her cut. Cutting make sure that doesn't throw your browser away down. You know while you might scare the cleared away if you come in with some seriously strong breath. You're all you're going to do is frightening. Those are just gonna talk right in on themselves and you just might as well give up right on the spot because you didn't like the taste and she was like sporting something quite yeah quite rape or something and he's like i'm as this is making me. Why are you putting victim of your lab. That would be horrible. I'm not a dead body. Well you could be what the weekend has landed. All the exists now is clubs drugs popes and ties of four hours off from the world. Man i'm gonna blow steamer on my head like a screaming cattle. I'm going to cut shit to strangers all night. I'm going to lose to plot on the dance floor to free radicals inside me. A free came on tonight. I'm chitra volka three apopka. I'm going to never never land with my chosen family mind. We're gonna get more spiced out than meal on strong advocate. Tonight could be a personal. I'm seventy three quick buck burn. What's the and now live from ruled thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that sometimes goes too far wayne way too far here. She is your home. The one the only can key kitty low. Hello hello and welcome to the show. This is kiki curious. World number three sixty five i am your host kinky katie and with me as always is lips the heaven but little cupcake the one the only my favorite person mr sc we are coming to you live from thirty for studios can katie radio dot com and video cast dot net. I am. I am quite I'm getting on the caffeine or you owe call it. Yes that's on call. So i'm kind of. I'm kind of doing that weird thing. 'cause i'm i'm very medicated. I have two quite hard. But i'm also drinking a red bull. Okay well you have to very hard for these saturday night show. I'm just saying cars really. It's not the same without it. it's not i. Just i still think it's funny and i wanna remind you guys that yes. We have started putting Up on youtube again. So you guys can go check it out. But i will say Semi still seem a little confused or you just like being allows hold but You know you can't put sex on youtube so with the last video. They're put house call hardcore tjackson movies. People get a little pissy with me book you. Where did you expect. I mean really well not only that but it just go to twitter you weird us like what what you're probably right diva's videos on there sometimes like little clips that make at home. Yeah you know it's it's very easy to find a really no no fucking thing to say at all just sitting google kinky cater radio bam. Everything you need to know is going to pop up right. I'm just saying you gotta find whatever video you want. Possibly just you know youtube. They don't tell gm like that. So what speaking of. I had a. I had posted a couple of pictures of where i was in clown face. I hope that doesn't get me in trouble with certain people you know clown faced were your appropriating cloud. Whatever culture cloud culture who the hell knows anyway. But that was when i did that. Balloon that lunar porn. The new one hundred feisty entertain major. Well i post the pitch like bathroom pictures of just like sell. He's getting ready to do little little job for today. Okay well i had someone had comments goes zafran. The balloon one you did. I'm like oh you're familiar with that one. That was like seven years ago. Six or seven years ago. I have no idea anyway. So i just i was just like yeah all right. I mean it's cool that you guys check it out anyway. We got a brand new kids man for you brand new porn. Pick of the week. Yeah if you're listening live right now. Happy yeah fourth of july. It's going to be forced a couple hours in another country. you know. Give a fuck as i give a fuck. That's right manner. That's any of you listening. Live right and you're in america. You celebrate such things. Okay so really. Rowett linda towns. But you're saying okay. Even if i could audience just like we're gonna hear.

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Oh and canada. I love you guys last last last episode. Iv listening i swear to god i don't know i know i i'm just i'm just saying like got an influx of other countries or just like hey to sheets weird so fireworks got banned for the forge speaking of the fourth of july in in our complex. And i think it's kind of funny because no one's listening to it though like you're going to get the cops called on you're going to get arrested and you're gonna have seven days to get the fuck out. Well you know people like exploding things in this neighborhood. That's that's the action. Yeah i don't know what to say god. Just get used to it lady. Yeah i know. I know how i know. Your cats will get you know. You're like you get all wound up before head idea is going to be so loud. Whatever no i. I think about the boys well cats i want to say. Thank you very much to rob over at rs. E designs in south. Florida the information to get a hold of him. You can go through me or These also on facebook at our deep designed. He sent me some prints that i'm going to have for the tampa bay scream summer so i've shot that's going to be july seven teats. You can come see me and you can come get autograph potato. I got some bloody ones. And i also have very limited edition of a couple of prince so if you wanna come get one you know where to get it. Yeah so but Yeah he's got really quick turnaround time too. So if you guys want some stuff then Yeah anyway friend of mine is pregnant at forty one. And i think that that's crazy really. Yes it's not really that that crazy but crazy. Yeah i mean it's you know going to be an old old lady running around chasing kids. Oh my gosh yeah. That's gonna complain about the neighbors shooting of their fireworks. I'm not pregnant up just saying theoretically whenever will use that friend of a friend. Yeah yeah oh easing. I'm pregnant no no. Let's not let's not even do that. No let's let's no. It's not even though we don't want to. And apparently i found out. That bashing my nip my nipples thrashing things. Because i hate my toes and i break them in all the time but the mix my nipples hard it did. I don't know if you ever notice that before No i'm not really thinking of my nipples when writing and payment after. Click my toe back in place religious crews once again. It was a good thing. I was there to confirm the theory. Like like i put a confirmation right on that theory. Right would you it. I'm like wow your nipples got super hard because you know i could feel it just going all the way up my body so yes. I'm sure he hit on the way. But i'm not even thinking that's the furthest thing from what i was thinking of shirts. It was okay. Whatever you're saying no that's not a ham sank and if you have nothing to do tomorrow Well on the fourth whatever. There is a cock block party at the christian outreach centre church brewster party are there. They are really really like it. Yeah cock block party. Sunday july fourth. There's some feisty christians there the he got home back feisty once they get a call a festival the conc rock show. There's there's a new kitchen gadget and it's it's more occupy which i love but this thing completely it's a fucking it's a it's a plug man plug it is but it's not supposed to be they're selling it as a citrus reamer of like what you call your asshole is a citrus berry. I saw a picture of that once before fisher. Serene re Did did you talk about it now. No this is a different one. Yeah you know maybe squid ish citrus reamer obviously to citrus or. It's it's yeah it's just a ask sort of that one looks like you wouldn't be able to trust it. That one would go completely north all the way through the entry point like like the plans really doesn't seem big enough to like support anal injury while there was There is a story that i that. I read this This this her boyfriend wanted to try a A plug on her and while they were going down and have that and he kept like flicking it and poking at it. Well it got sucked in. He pushed it too far and she had. And i'm going to the hospital because of it fucking sucked up and was like.

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Oh yeah. i don't know what they call that they have an actual medical term for it but it just it will to call it reverse here katie. That's terminology here. the hospital. she's turned from suck to blow for blow to suck. That's right well. Yeah that just tells you have to have a regional. You know has turn around. You're gonna die. It's the miracle of the the news. Yeah you're gonna screw without. There's a few things you need to know. Well since we're going to you know since we're talking about the miracle of the news you could actually probably get away with some shouldn't say educational like see this shirt. I don't an asshole. This is a rocket ship. Watch what happens to the black hole. Wbz eating in and it's weird. That doesn't mean they can't happen. I guess your snatch of shirt. We had a bullet stuck in my staff. Yeah but we. We've managed to get everything out of out of your your your badge right. We don't even play with the ask though. Because i mean we know. We have known several people that have had to go to the hospital for things. Lost up their ass however loss up to sneeze away days. We're not gonna go anywhere. I mean eventually it comes out getting your cervix. I'm sure people do have to go to the hospital. I'm sure that does happen. But sir the butthole has like you got a million feet of pipe up there. Well the thing is though. I mean the only thing that i've gotten stuck up there was when the i had the bullet up my ass and then when i pulled out and i pulled out the cord and the fuck and my bullet was gone. I'm like oh. But i was able to get that out with just like minimal time on the toilet. You're lucky very like didn't have my pant kind of shut down before here wiggle. It's way up. I mean. I don't think you have the muscle control to be able to just say okay. Wait wait wait. It's three meters off into my colon. Hang on hang on. Oh that old yet doesn't matter about muscle who knows how to control like once you get past the second seal like once you get past the second seal about whole. What's out there. Well i mean there's muscle up there but you know how to the muscle above the colonoscopy. You know a video camera your out. I have no i. Yeah and if they would have cut the cord had been gone it would have been god. There's some somewhere in your in your intestine and ain't have taken it out. I could not have done anything at all no negative. Yeah run into like lemme wings. But i would be at the right place if if they did lose a camera up my ass. Yeah you already there and there. There's a camera. So you gotta get picture and go. Did you leave breadcrumbs. On the way in their white away so they. They know they're like well. You stuck in there. You get out this motherfucker. Doctors is supposed to be plug-in. Care what you mean. I thought this was the bluetooth camera. Doc i thought it was. Some of is wireless riot. We just restrict it up. It comes at the other end This this this woman. She got in trouble. She had a box of sex toys and apparently it had a little some interesting inside. Can you think of what it was she. She had a box of sex toys. Okay we're gonna say it is a snake danger noodle now total no danger noodle paper. Is that mongoose. A rat no no the batch of now it contained fish no porcupine maybe giraffe possibly it's The box had the decapitated rotting head of her ex. Over will her missing husband when she got she put a tear. No i don't know maybe she's using a relaxed still in a row facially she's just like grind grind of assets. That's why he ended up dead was because he caught her playing with us. You got god goddamn bitchy gonna put them put them. Would dick's way. You'll stop bugging him tonight. It's either near the dick's while one of her one of her neighbors said how she how she kinda got busted is because her husband went missing and people thought it was really weird that they're trying to help her look and stuff but then nobody thought to look at your dildo. They noticed that there was a box in the garage that showed up had sex toys on it and then it eventually started to stink. So they're like. Hey you really need to see dr sweetie you have rats at hair saying pam.

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Check that out. go on down. The dock myers. Help you out something. let's go to my favorite segment. Danny bomb it might not be the porn. You would pink katie. it's time once again for my pick of the week is kind of pervy. Your which is which is normal. I suppose friends on what your level is really like. How high does your power scaling co in your universe. I know people that are there away overpowered as far as compared to what you're really well that's true and then there's other people to be like what are you into you. Yeah yeah really. They don't know how deep the rabbit hole co data don't realize how shallow you really are in it like you looking down going. Wow that goes way down. There way way i know of its existence. It's not where i want to swim. But it's i know it's there i don't go over there well but that's not for me down there okay. Well and i know all this stuff is not true because they can't they can't show it to people if it's real sorry guys don't university bubbles but come on but it's like peeping tom videos so horrible isn't it though i told you it's bad but it's not necessarily legitimately peeping tom. That's what you've got to tell you. It's like it's like okay like if it's like two people start fucking in a dressing room and it's caught on surveillance camera that kind of thing like like people that are Like in a public place in apart. Yeah in a public place and you happen to get caught. Okay yeah well you know. These secret about were in public in public. I guess even thomas surroundings. I don't really mean like someone like oh. This is films a window out now. You know there's that there's that aspect of it that they didn't want you to see it. It's the forbidden naval all over again but with take or whatever they're doing our yeah probably something pretty fairly aggressive. Maybe not i as we've had sex out in public a lot more aggressive than we have in the bedroom sometimes. Yeah sometimes but sometimes not sometimes like someone's going to be in pain tomorrow. Yeah no it's it's the thing you weren't supposed to see kind of thing. Yeah i don't want you looking here to look here. Yeah well you did to know whatever. It was really horning. I was drunk. I'm sorry where was i that i mean. I don't know what that's kind of been been. What's getting me up. I'm coming back around to that i am. I am quite ready and i. I've been horny for a while. Like i'll wake up and i mean even even for most of last week i had my my body one plugged it behind the couch and it was on the couch because in case i was starting to feel it. I grabbed it. I didn't even. I'm not moving where i am to go to the bedroom. I'm just gonna fucking do right here on the goddamn couch in the living room. But i had company over. I put it away. 'cause i'm like i'm not gonna have company come over and have the same. Oh hey a dragon. By the way. Don't my fuck of gigantically vibrator before. No but still whatever trying to be polite. It would wanna see that. And i you know even though you're right i don't care i try to be respectful I dunno it's it's it's always the play thing you could do really leave your vibrators out when you have company over. Yeah i mean your mother taught you better than that. I'm sure sure she did. Yeah hey you left your ten inch blackflies out again. Holiday plays plays. That's a giant scary deal though. But i watched it anyway. I put it on your dresser. God or i just like she would do that and she big like the nanny. Please don't let me know which toys of yours like. Not that that has happened or or will happen and not that it will happen but if it were to happen to yourself. I don't need it. Oh by the way that. My mother cleaned one of my tho killed.

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God no it's it's forever unclean. He needs to burn that. Fuck until now i mean you know that right like there has to be some sort of like like ancient fucking a ritual weaken to delay clinton's thing and burn it from the earth aware. Where where would it be like. Where would i have dildos that my mother would have it in order to fuck an even more of get to it. Well and that your father had neaten already you you did. You did little with a banana and and that was eaten. Oh i you know. I did do that I mean that was an intentional. That that was that was accidental. But still what are you gonna do. What are you gonna do. I needed the relieve just to do it. I didn't have anything else. And as some of you out there have done. Some sketchy things with sketchy things. We're out of pickles. Just like a sweet deal. Just dill give me a little gerkin from but there was. There's this a couple. You should my my partner time. We down and we're trying a new massage candle. It was cinnamon flavor. Well it had essential oils in it and it felt great. Right up until allergy dripped onto my puss. Well the cinnamon essential oils. Hit the clint and the mucous membranes. All around the girly bids she said if fucking hurt so bad fire birds and he was. She was tied down at the time. This is a Like a bedia sam. Little little thing where wrong. Yeah well that reminds me of when. I when i tried that fruit loop oil and i was just like oh i'm gonna put it all over the place with the kanban on. No no. no no. no. I'm like i'm bright. Red it burns real bad jobs bizarre adventures. that's right knew. Grabbing the cat china. Wipe it on means you well. He threw dog all white myself. A cat a kidding. What is nervous loops to shut up and give me an epi pen gonna die. That was really bad. No i so i can. I can absolutely empathize with her. 'cause that stuff stings like no joke. That burns people to that that like they won't play with candles. Don't you know like you can't just grab any candle and dumped on you. I mean you can but your bird out you or something like this. Those what care i mean you can. You can buy a Do you can't go to like sex shops and stuff like online and by wax candles that are specifically made for and they say therefore for buddy drooping and shit like that but i. We'll tell you. Paraffin wax is the same shit. You can get them a lot. Cheaper ended with the best. One isn't had told dishes. Moolah had told you before but those are religious candles in the glass like the cylinder ones. Those actually make the best wants to go deeper. Jpl over nipping nipping. That yeah well that way. You have that whole visual Of sainte marie there as your you know anything in your like rising in some sort of you know. Whatever you're to science as a thing. Just i don't know yeah you which one did you prefer. Did you prefer like like male biblical characters. What were you working with really. Oh yeah with homes urban scandal. He well he's you know. He's like the champion of hide and seek. Seems pertains overs is like because you got hold trying to visualize what you're saying. Look at me for a second holes. I don't know you can't buy by audio audio description on know. Oh my he got nailed to a cross his co. holes at his hands on what happened. Oh jesus fuck doubted mystical so he would have healed that by now you know. He'd have scars but there got son. Come on he could grow shit back. Whatever is to be at least as as Like efficient as like lizard losing his tail. I gotta grow back. That's god's kid come on you've got a forest game you've got divorced. I would think. So if i if i were like in that universe. I would think that that's the way it worked. I don't know i don't know either. I was doing the power scaling. That's what i do. There was There is this dude. He kind of became obsessed with caning and bought a couple of those re tan Canes like the the real thin bamboo looking ones that are very anyone's really stinger we'd be ones.

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Yes well those will fuck shit up to kidding me now. The not not fuck shit up in. Kill somebody kind of way but break the skin. Yahoo skin for sure. That's whenever you see someone getting in trouble in a foreign country. Now you're going to be caned that that's generally usually the kind of gains that they use the scary ones. You want to get like a good three million miles an hour. It's a well this fucking poor guy. He had a super thin one. So is subaru. Abi and ones are the ones that will terry of. And if you're not watching mike swann smack and your your split you could be. You gotta pay. Attach for sure. Well he was testing it out before he was using it. He was in a hotel room and he hit it on. The bed will came back and wept him. In the face allie. He's testing so simple like two weeks. He had a black and blue purple like slash mark across his face. You know that's all that sounds like a fish tail to me. I think it's like the. I fell on a dildo story. No i swear to. God i just play within my thing. I wasn't tied up to iraq. No no no no. I'm dom whacked in the fame thing A lot serves you right. Asshole will then. There's there's there's another dude at it. Made me think about the time that i actually tagged you in nut and it blew up like black balloon now. I know you said it even hurt morning after which i couldn't believe that it didn't even fuck anyway. Well you drink a lot too. So maybe it's it. I don't know. I mean i did hit you with a car at one point. Okay i'd see all of these things urge stories. I've told that i don't really remember so. I don't remember you actually doing it. I just remember waking up with grapefruit sized purple nut divall thing while this. This guy was sort of thinking that he was into. Cbt which is cock and ball torture. And he wasn't sure if he was in tudor. Not so what he did just like like. I'm gonna dance on the edge of that what i don't know i don't know if he could dance on the edge of that one well. He wasn't sure who he could go to. Who can talk to about you know. Get into the ball torture right. Yeah and i don't know like just get a hooker. But i mean that's kinda dicey sometimes talk about ball torture. That's right a lot of things could go potentially wrong. Well here's the thing. He decided to take it upon himself to punch himself in the balls as a hard as he could. Okay and he did it when he was mid orgasm. Good job so halfway into sling ropes. He's like fucking slamming into your nuts. So do you like it was he into it or what. Well he said for a split second he kinda did but then he threw up. He couldn't he couldn't do it who couldn't do it. He did lead has all. But you turn now stupid. You punch yourself in the nuts. I mean i've never had also. I don't know what that feels like. I've had. I've had people explain to me. You know you talk to me about your nuts and what is painful. And what is not like any time. I get close to reelect seriously. Well i mean like zig zag and everything's gonna client snagged on something and someone's going to get hurt. It's gonna be me not that you get scoreless fuck and you. You're very uncoordinated not problem. Yeah no pretty consistently at you you you once in awhile. Twitchy ins pozniak do. It's a you would think there was some sort of a like a turrets. Twig twitch with you or something you know attack but it's not it's just your you'll get excited and you'll an all you gotta do is jocelyn and it's debts it. I'll really you're you can leave me alone for a little while now got hurt or could've you just made me think of that chick On twits you has reds and she is hilarious. My god listening to her just in general and at least she's got a good sense of humor about it too what can you do. That's who you are your cook right here baby you you. You would almost have to have a good sense of humor about it because you know you're walking around saying all kinds of random shit. Oh yeah you know at some point you gotta you gotta try to find the humor in the things that you'd love to fuck off your fattened stephen tits.

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Yeah apparently to Like she was drinking the one time we watched and it was substantially for like it you. It really increased the volume anyway. Well let's go to an episode thirty four on that now and when we come back we're going to have a brand new hits man as long as oh accident that happened. Well in. The middle of coitus. So yeah ciro bareback. It's time for bullet tasty and refreshing snack board. And i was flipping through hulu and there is a show called housebroken. Okay it's an animated show animals well as animals. They walk and talk and shit. I didn't wanna use my big is on you. But i i. I'm sorry anthropomorphic anyway. So innovative first episode. They have a that falls in love with a crock and they actually play at having sex. And who's doing the pitching in. And who's doing the catching. The turtle is having sex with crock. Okay your shoe. Crock cracked the shoe. He thinks that she was turtle. So he's banging the shoe okay. And you hear him and it's doing the Turtle sex sal. Okay okay wait a bit scared this year. Your statement was something like like. The turtle was banging the crock. And it's all about who is pitching catching and you're like well. The turtles begging the crowd. And i'm like okay. You're not answering. Your answer was. it's into an anthropomorphic was the was the issue was it anthropomorphic. Do not talk. No it wasn't like she was no. It wasn't helen. Keller shoe just mutant f. and the turtle no on with the show and welcome back to. Tv's world's growth three or four studios. He caterer dot com every cast dot net. You can get me on twitter later at key. Katie radio kinky katie radio dot com gigi radio g mail dot com gave me on the facebook can give me fed life. Even give me on youtube. so Go google me and don't forget you can go check out the In gogo for kill cam. I am the star of that movie and There is a second trailers. you can check it out. Also july seventeenth. If you're gonna be in the tampa area. You can come to tampa bay screams summer swap shop and you can meet me gets monograph prints and shit like that limited edition one but also check out all the stuff you can meet. Even felicia rose from sleep away camp and a lot of there's more celebrities to chit stuff going on for her or her heart even more. She stopped you stacked aggression on top of aggression. I know well. I haven't had this most caffeine in a long time. Jesus fuck your little hearts gonna explode. Maybe not due to to uh knows how hokey but then. Maybe i'm sure all right. That's not sound like a reasonable plan. This insurance you. You just stuck a non flange anal plug up your ass without a plan of retrieval. What you did you did so right. There's this checks you. She wanted to experiment with choking shokhin. Who now she with her getting choked by her husband. Yeah that's a dicey but yeah yeah she she He ended up squeezing her too hard but she was really liking it and she didn't realise that her face was turning his red as it was not coughing. Blood vessel her i. I'm thinking how hard i mean. This kind of sounds like you know. Where's your black diet. Show me your hand kind of thing. It's like why would you. I don't know what could go either way. We have to assume that if that's what they said that's what it was. So you gotta do. I guess entitled to be choked if that's what you're down with right but i'm saying though like like kinda look like she got her. I swear to cod. We were we. Were just playing with. he's smacky. i mean choky. We were playing choke in the bedroom. Pop the vessel. Yeah what say you're entitled if you ought to do it so it's just one of those things.

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Hey man if you leave a we admire you if you might have an issue a here again. If i'm standing in front of a judge you have a pop. Iv less just swearing up down. This did not happen but then they look at me they look at you and you know what happens. I go to jail. He you know that that's what happened. So you know. Even even if i say you just like because i mean there's been times where i mean i'm very accident prone and i'm saying this out there right now. This is proof on youtube speed recorded right now. You know i am very accident prone guy i find just stop. You're just gonna make it worse you rake yours. I see i know i guess. So i if you're gonna play a choke a girl out you better. You better sign a waiver do something. You'd better figure that out before you just experiment on the person you care about that you know i say that and yet we would do it all the time no on way more. Whatever we were on at the time that we should have been. Does your health insurance. No you like to be Chuck like this. That's what i'm saying. That's what i'm saying. Safe arm cores. You know you you you can fuck up you can and that would be hard. I would want her out. I don't like that. Why are you making me worried about making me wear. Then the next time you'll be grabbing my hands to put louis of fog you fucked out. We were just talking about it. You scared me right off that shit. Now i know well i have a tendency to scare you anyway. But that's a legitimate but that gets me going even more when i see that. Look of terror on your face. We talked about it before coming up. You like to squirm yes yes. I'm like a cat with a mouse. I gotta just like i'll let you go and then i'll chug it down. Listen like oh we try to get away that you would you scared. I can feel the goosebumps your body. I did not go fully end. Ula never go. You just kidding okay. Now i the people are getting quite creative these days and I kinda wanna tip my hat to them for their creativity but this person unfortunately died. Well doing this. This guy was thirty one years old and it was the first day at his new job of being a security guard. Okay well he decided that He's gonna jerk off 'cause he was bored we got to you. Got to get your first jitters out of the way you know you gotta calm your nerves. Steady yourself a little. Somehow he was he this he. He was doing this in the men's bathroom and he was wearing a wet suit. Okay he was wearing a gas mask. Something called wellington boots. Okay wellington votes well and not only that but he was also in handling poppers all of this going on and he'd died. Each foods are like the tall rubber boots. You see people wearing like in the winter up north. Oh my gosh is yes yes. Yeah uh-huh rubbers longer. All weather waiters waders. Exactly he's really went all out on the prep on that one didn't he. Yeah i mean well. I mean maybe he found this flying around. He's like play dress up. I don't know he likes the whole confinement of the wetsuit and the boots or so he doesn't choose all over the place or something gas masks gotta keep in the fucking here get what what. What was this place of work. Was it cleaning ponds. Because if that if that all of that stuff is required in the job it makes a whole lot more sense. It doesn't even say see see. We were scammed. That dude fucking cleans scott out of lakes addresses a wet suit and water goulashes all the time because he dies for the golf balls time off just saying i'm like he. He probably a golf ball. Getter. that's right. That's just a sideline for him. It doesn't take him long to clear out. A course i ball. That's what i'm saying so really. Isn't that shocking. It's just guy. Caught jerk it off at work really a for all we know anyway. Yeah i'd like to believe. Well i mean who knows. That seems like a lot of work. It does like i need. This is the only way. I could possibly get off right here all into well. Who knows if it's not maybe Something else going on to you know you don't know this is all they know.

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No no maybe there was a whole fucking thing. Or maybe they're like who the fuck is this guy like. I dunno less stress them up. Let's bug them and then you died. I don't know just throw in the bathroom. I have no idea on the first day of work now. I i want to say that There are some people out there that are kind of stupid when it comes to relationships like funding. I mean really fucking dominate. You don't you don't see this about this person or whatever or you actually anyway okay. This woman she's married. They have a baby little girl. they do. A twenty three and me ancestry kit okay and it turns out the daughters not related to the husband and they said and there's trying to sue twenty-three me because their fault they said they fucked up like did they like if you did a second test and it showed that the father was the father that would be different. Think about it Yeah if they were wrong and then all of a sudden you're you're thinking that your daughters not years. It causes a problem in your relationship. You freak out leave after the fight. Run over a dozen orphans in an like now. What did you do what they do. And they and they just got a little sample swap. You've got a little bit of somebody's. Dna you know bob. The processors dna on your swabi when you turn it in. That's all and it was just a mistake as a lab and totally killed the whole busload of orphans. Well there's now they're saying of the According to the dna that it belongs to This employee from the christ hospital. It was overseeing her pregnancy overseeing her pregnancy ncaa. that's out. sounds really weird. Wishy and retread. We don't we don't have any of these answers do we. I would say in vitro. Nice hot injector. Well maybe not. Maybe maybe it was a sperm swab on the fertility clinic. Action not could be like like ominous substitute this dude sperm for my sperm. Because i want a million babies well this disco lot deeper uncovered. Damn you twenty. Figure out that like twenty. Three percent of the population of the entire northeast. United states is related to this dude. Now what does he gang con. Congress guys don't know what that is looking up learning history us this this guy. This guy wrote in with the with a problem. But i thought i'd talk about it here. I actually got a response from his wife as well. Okay he anyway go on chatting on online at gajah well. He had His he he got a hand from his wife right and apparently then afterwards as a wire. Ese much as a doctor. But the dick was burning really really bad. It was running burning. Okay burning bad as college doctor. Like what am i. Welcome d. I'm like i don't know if your dicks burning jesus christ i don't know you did you watch. It was the indian burn like. Well what is it. Well apparently is wife. They figured it out because his wife had cooked something with habanero and she thought that she washed her hands well enough but she didn't so she still had habanero fucking coetzee's shit on her hands and when she was giving him a job he starts like how this burning and then she good. Oh it so get does spit. Mirena through gypsum juices. Then and that's the thing it's like. Well what did she have her hands. Nothing do you think it was. The hall of pain was shopping or habanero. That's even worse. Yeah those are way hotter. They are okay. I you know. i'm. I'm thinking maybe it jerk you off jerry jeudy you you've lost it you. You've you've compromised your red bull and and show prep a have yo. That's all right your to die. I can't shut my eyes. I like really flipping off the fucking wall right now. Let's go to your favorites run a here. Maybe a little lap around ludgrove boobs in and on the news.

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It's time once again for all right. Everybody this week chips. Man is more bouncy bubis. It says which breast implants ballots. Moore's silicone or saline silicone or saline bounce wise. I don't know now. They say it's usually weird question but it mostly depends on the breast tissue. And how much fat you have in your boobs. Yes in your chest area. But they say that generally silicone breast implants feel more natural than the saline ones and they do brow back. I mean bounce jiggled better more more realistically and they said that That breast bounds is influenced by the elasticity of skin stuff. So he's generally. It really doesn't matter. But if you're if you really want to get data brasstacks silicone silicone bad for the previous. Previous statement was brought to you by the silicone. Manufacturers of usa co silicone even. I don't have implants whenever i know. Plenty of people. People get to say lead ones now because if if something leaks trains right a rupture anything then your body just absorbs and you're you're not gonna died unless they say fuck. Yeah i mean not like that say lead and it wasn't like grow mold inside that blue bag but a little moldy blue bag say lead. Well i think about the one night that neoprene silly string filler. Oh yeah the one they released. Yeah kind of silly streak. But i'm sure they don't feel that way. I mean key messages like like maybe like an end of one of the like pocono like ended up like boring a hole through your skin because you have it so fucking huge because they really only put those in the gigan- show like ridiculously absurd. Implants yes well so you don't fucking die you still walk. They're light enough. Yeah it's made out of arrowe hill so imagine like what is it like. What if you pulled it. Could you just start like like out of the little hole that are made like just like a tapeworm something. I'm thinking that it doesn't do really a spray foam that you know it's something different. It's not it's a spray in thing but it's it's it's a string that got it's what it's made out of is meant to irritate the surrounding tissue and fills the fluid. And that's what keeps the the bigness of your titties. I don't know you have to find these women. Ask him now. I've i've i've looked at up before. Actually i actually did so so you could just pull this out of the whole like like clown anchor several. I said i was wondering if you could do that happened. But i don't know like you got to get on the research department for that. You think they are anyway or offer the forest. what are you talking about. That's right go fucking hit ban next week or something like that have no idea. That's okay. So there's there's people in in a chat. They were were arguing over me. Which i thought was kind of funny is like like Her biggest fan you no. I really like her. This will ido her real name. And i just thought that was kind of funny. I don't hide it. It's it's on all of your old doggerel budget horror movie stuff right sits right there. Yeah here again. You have a whole world attached to your pocket or purse or wherever you carry telephone you know you can find answers really simply that's right like if you wanna boob you get a boob. Go get it are you going to do is go. Look these are I didn't know that some sex clubs are as expensive as they are. Okay like guess. Because i always have gone to dislike that a lot of times a lot of tyzzer. We went to a lot of well. Not only do we not care but a lot of times somebody was leading said nine out like we were usually getting. We were getting lead into like. We usually didn't go unless we knew somebody who is already gonna pre just calm down and you have to pay anything. We've already got a bottle for your behind the k. It was a lot better that way mall. There's a there's actual list rican check out the really expensive vip one let me. Some of them are like thousands of dollars to get in. We never did one so yeah no we in anything like that for sure. Like there's a there's a there's this really disgustingly rich.

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It's called them. I don't even know how to pronounce it. S n c t m. Okay okay. there's probably a really simple simple answer to it. We just don't know that's right but whatever anyway it. Sex society and the annual cost is seventy five. Grand could be nice place. It comes with horse. What are you gonna do. No but i mean. It's i think that they kind of modeled it after eyes wide. Shut because you have like master required. And i don't mean like surgical mask i mean like like venetian fucking. Yeah that's how. They're iraq and cocktail. Shrimp everywhere yet tells your business. I mean i guess if that's what you're into but you know yeah you know and they probably have some good good performance and stuff come in. I would imagine. I wouldn't for seventy five grand. What are you getting like that. Does that include you get us outta pass or what what happens here. But that's that's not even that's just the fucking the annual fee anytime you go. Single dudes have to pay eighteen fifty. Eight hundred fifty. Yes one thousand eight hundred fifty dollars. Jesus like a lot of money to get a fuck club and fifteen hundred fear. Couple ladies are free. That's that's per to but you know. I'm sure that just keeps the river have out though that's all. Yeah yeah okay. I can say. It's very exclusive. Do we know what happens inside now. No we don't know probably you're probably right. They probably fucking they make like like poor people fight money or something like that. We sacrifice goats katie. Obviously that's what's going on in the in the high end seventy five billion dollar sex club. Oh they're only here to entertain to keep their job. All makes me calm a lot of the places we went to though we we. We usually had more to a better time at places that we're cd that was really by liked it a lot. Better nine cds where i belong because it was just it was just more comfortable felt right. Yeah especially when you you know. You're fucking totally. Don't even say half in the bag where you're totally in the bag here. You're in you're in the car already here in the truck and literally. Yeah and then you seven goes in you said to hit it off with somebody then like hey was drugs. Yeah let's drug god. Where did you go last night. I don't know but say you see if we had the seventy five thousand dollar tax club. They wouldn't be any fun driver. I don't know. I'm not sure i to me. It just seems like a battery. Something like super cool going on here. Can you forget if you had a bunch of money. Like you're just sitting on super fat stacks right. What do you care if you spend seventy five seventy five thousand saudi five billion. Whatever it is. I don't give a shit this were if you liked it and you and it's like something you have a lot of like lot. Okay what would it matter but it would have to be really fucking cool is what i'm saying i e cocktail on you out of little girls southall's sure mean straight off. It doesn't sound like it would be a place for me but here again no way. I could afford that in any way shape or form. Yeah i would. They let me in there. We got the money they probably would. I don't know. Please have your ultra i mean. Because obviously that's the whole idea behind their their pricing is to keep keep people out that type of person that they don't like like would literally be the poster boy for it'd be like no we definitely to what what people like him in all. I don't know. I don't care if he does break that hor. Hey we i don't know what i'm saying. This chick was giving a blowjob in the back of an uber. And i mean i i would. That would have been something that i would have done to you. I would have done. You know what i mean. I mean because if i'm chafee's let's take an uber and i i would do it but she ended up losing her nose ring okay but she wanted to back mcwethy. Why why would what i would have does. The uber driver stopped at all. Apparently not apparently i. You know he was cool with it. She and she's like i'm debating whether or not to call and ask if they found it because i want to fab gonna get addict thrown at you. Yeah he's definitely oh or she.

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We don't know recieving he that's true it could have been a. She could have been anything anything anything. Anything debt like. How bad do you want to take back. that's all. I don't know i have no shame. Obviously pretty bad. If you're calling me after all this time. I'm totally face people after doing some some sketchy shit in front of them for sure. Yeah i know you just get. You did it so you might as well just high high like your couch. Hey did you find my thing over here. You know by lost. That i lost my conquering. You got it stuttered yet. There's a part of me that really would enjoy the look on their face as i was asking for said. Oh you know exactly when you saw me you saw me rayleigh. Check in the back of your your car yet. It's still kinda smells like ass in there. Yeah do you have concrete or not. He kevin and you know. That's that's air lou. That was my grandmother's conquering tick way. I thought it was one of those. Stay strong bracelets. Not one of those scars for the cars. Scuttling title was weird. There was made out of jade. What's up with that i. I thought you're like he likes go to paltrow. I want nothing to do with this dude. Whatever there is there is dude girl. Says she was with a guy who didn't like giving oral sex. You know like that man. Batmans is not allowed with this guy. Just didn't do it. Well she said. But i pushed him on it because you know equality but all right and she said well he finally agreed to give it a try. Okay well When he got started in this kind of goes along with the burning thing when he got started she said. I remember feeling something weird. Like a tingling in a birding. And i realized that he had popped tic tacs that is now before he went down on her to make sure. That doesn't throw your browser down. You know while you might scare the cleared away if you come with some seriously strong breath. You're all you're gonna do is frighten. O'cl it those lately are just gonna talk right in themselves and you just might as well give up right on the spot. Maybe he gives. You didn't like the taste. And she was like sporting something quite yeah quite rape or something and he's like i knew it tastes but she's making me. Oh why are you putting victim of your lab. It's called food. That would be horrible dead body. Well you could be a lot. What stop it. No i have to sleep next to you. Crazy lady used serial killer how it's like no because one of the changes every two of us know what are the odds. One of those fires police got an unexpected call. And they got a little too for one They had a wellness check. Call on this elderly woman who those are fun. I'm sure well well the cops got there. They found the woman dead on the floor but they found her husband dead in the freezer and he'd been there for over eleven years. You know you were very deg. I heavy here tonight like you really you. Have you have the the head in the dildo box. You have this lady freezing. What are you what are you doing. What's going on and then you throw in throw in a little bit of of potential wife views with the pop dive vessel. Sure it was an accident. You're like laying groundwork for some sort of a court case what's going on. I don't know i'm all. I'm all hopped up on the caffeine. Blame it is that were saying now. Yeah violent the red bull's fault gives me wings creepy and you like to plant little ideas so terrifies me. You haven't seen an tonight early and have you heard extra days so oh it's gonna be fun sure. Well this guy said. I thought it would be hard to let my frame bang my girlfriend while they watch for a little bit and it was not. I like it really turned stomach a little take. Well geez. well that's the little known thing that people that do multi situational really.

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Don't let you add on is. Sometimes there's an issue there could be. There could be feelings feelings happen it. It's like like anything you're doing with the but it's the same idea you could encounter these things any probably will at some point so you just got steady yourself for it. That's all. yeah no yeah. There was another john and stop being pussy pussy. It's okay she just because your buddy late. It's out better than you did. Doesn't mean that she's gonna be fucking your body. She's already been fucking your body. That's what you don't realize all you did see something that's been going on every time you go on a fishing trip without him seeing. You didn't take the twenty-three me to figure that out either. You should've you. Should have twenty three may. Then you got doc. Martens fucking dna into your Results there there is a. There's another person says Bondage forgot. I was claustrophobic. Is it did not go. Well said i always wanted to come on a girl's face. I know that doesn't sound like a big deal. But i actually got it right. And i and i was narrows aiming you don't exactly have pinpoint accuracy you know. No i take. Don't happen the same all the time there. Buddy you've you've jerk your take enough to note this you may. It goes somewhere you don't expect especially when you're excited like you're you're blasting on somebody's face for the first time. Obviously you dial up. Their son didn't think it was gonna fly the way it flew. Yeah it's true. I wanna know i wanna know exactly the. I want to know the details of this one's is my fetish hooking up with a really tall girl my girlfriend's only five to well we got some stilts for all play. Okay let's just say our night ended up in the emergency room. No you're kidding me. Somebody fell. I fell under still. Ah we were playing breath play last week sawyer. Sex accident with you guys on jesus. Don't you have youtube. Looked shit hotbed. I don't know on your phone figure out how to kill yourself. Get a damn wetsuit potentially could caught wrong with somebody else. Still trying to bang on a fuck. Linda raff. He went to wrong way out. He really could have just hacked himself off at the knees and but a lot better off like why. Try to change your girl. Change yourself man. You're the one that's too fucking tall. She is exactly the right height. The one that's having the problem you are at your problem so you should fix it. She seemed to be on it though. You know pushy. Yeah i guess. I don't know if i can lock them on like padlocked monday. Your as it's one of those things once you realize the judy you're with is too big of a push to cut off his legs for you really that you might as well where the stilted possibly wreck his night or euro night. Did she hurt her. He didn't say Let's say hi for bathroom here this evening. Yes i know because that's that's how it is now. The internet is right feeling like one hundred and fifty five characters of a story. I will send you the notes. All that's right that's all right everybody will. We are out of here for the night. I hope you guys have a great week day shift fro trip. Whatever the fuck it is. You're doing you believe you're just sitting there Goodwill time doing whatever yeah. Do you have anything. I'd ever get july seventeen in tampa bay scream. Summers fucked up. Come and see me. And all i ever get to any google for the kill cam. new Did you go that new video trailer. All right yeah. I gotta go. Because i'm a little touchy and kissing favorites and squirrel. Doc does anybody does.