Kinky Katie's World #351 Sex Doll Living

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The russian flashbang. i mean. that's the anything category right. No i mean it is. It's completely in that category of anything. Now okay i mean it's it's not there. What if i had my head that doesn't mean shit that means if you'd like more of a cup or something okay. Well how about how about how about dildos how about knows what about them. What have you what about what about what if we what if he goes san slap but we just do a dildo dildo smash on the weekend has landed all the exist now. Club strokes popes and pies of four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer in my head like a screaming cattle. I'm gonna talk to strange his own life. I'm going to lose plot on the dance floor. The free radicals inside me a freaking tonight. I'm chip travolta. I'm three paper. I'm going to never neverland with my chosen family. Mind we're gonna get more spice out with neil armstrong tonight. This could be my life. Seventy three burn. What's the monkey falls around me now. Live from ruled thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that features three levels of show energy to of which are unintelligible. The one the only kinky kitty lola lola. Welcome to the show. This is key. Katie's world number three fifty one. I'm your host can katie. And with me as always my man. Mr oh yes also. My favorite place covered factoid. Sure no actually get called out. If i did miss it. What other time. I this whole like little thing. That i just forget. Really what you're here for. I forget what year are they doing. You're the magic fucks neck situation going on where we are coming to. You live for a rule. Thirty four studios. Tv hit radio dot com. Maybe radio cass dot. Net i don't know we got some fun stuff to talk about tonight. I think so. I found out some interesting stuff and it just brings up more questions. Family mysteries they've get into a little bit. Oh yeah so. We're doing like family. Time now is what you're saying. No no no no no just just just a little soc i mean you know i mean really family time come on you know i just something interesting not gonna take a whole fucking fucked on time so i say nothing i go i go with the flow. It is kinky katie's world that's for sure okay so One of the things they we we saw in hurt heard on the radio we talked about on the show about these These new male chastity devices that can be hooked up to your phone and shit like that and controlled that way the bluetooth dick cage right. Yeah well that it got hacked guests. The story homeless people and they were held up for ransom like either they pay the ransom or they don't get the code to you. Know they don't get their debt cage. Yeah they don't get their furnace five hundred dollars or you will never p normally unless you take a screwdriver to your which even then some of those. You can't get over with a screwdriver. Yeah i mean they even had that when that story came out was the fucking company actually came out with a something to do like a phone number to call a helpline. Yes they think. Hey he's been hacked today enacted a fucking safety policy and had people waiting on the lines. That story go on absolutely terrified. Anyway find out. It's all fake. Yeah never really made up share. The guy's guys was louis spears. You know theoretically maybe normal people might actually root for the guy like you know that it wasn't real. Oh that's a good thing that would really suck to get your take locked up in a bluetooth device for now. Yeah people are going to be you know i. I lean eli's out what you re everybody's gonna have a bluetooth cage. No no no. Everyone's gonna be like. Oh i bet. I could do it. I could hack over and then do that shed well. There's i mean obviously if it's controlled by like your phone. You know what i mean. No one hundred percent. Somebody's gonna be able to break into it. Come on what are we talking about here. Oh that's just like the indian dude. The called me name steven tyler scare one of the the scam calls one of the scam calls.

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Yeah jesus christ they pick day steven tyler. Nobody knows him anymore. It's very old katie. They all think that it's a picture of his grandmother like crazy aunt. Who is oh tyler. Okay now i feel bad for him but you feel bad. He gets gets all kinds of whatever pussy he wanted to. I tire life. There's a picture going around with him. And his daughter live tyler and He has his shirt off his got kind of like his hair. Up tire modem put a titties away books. You know he was really funny. Well i mean. I got a really big old know. You'd say for steven tyler. But like i said he's like he's old aren't even know. How like seventy sixty something. Yeah i think he's he's probably like i think he's in seven. Okay you're gonna make retype already. I don't know well. I mean what is keith. Richards is older dirt. And you look were still alive and i think it's all the drugs like that movie like that team from seven. Yeah just kept that poor due to live just on like drugs and shit for years. Something like that. Yeah that's seventy three years. Old steven tyler tyler. Seventy three years old born in nineteen forty eight march twenty six looking at it was just as birthday yesterday as time of this recording. Oh my goodness have you ever days dilating definitely looks looks. Yeah put tell your grandma to put his good Not funny anyway anyway. Oh so the whole thing was that fucking story was false right. A blue to story was made up by. What was the itunes name. Louis spears speed you don't you don't. You're him this time. Generally you'll you'll apply way too much too much information anyway. What was the guy. The guy of literally just made it up and called vice and said hey Caucasian locked on me and they said okay. Yeah some sir like that and like he he made a post and shit like that and just faked everything all the Problems and whatever anyway not to couldn't happen right because it could. Yeah well i mean that the whole idea of this day cage is that you could have a dumb you know that would have your dick locked up in could unlock it like like. It will offer their phone box. We're on a phone. So i one hundred percents. Somebody could at least hacked the person who has access. Yeah it would not be all like on your phone number. That's right they can hack into your dick and but really like at the end of the day. How many people have the fucking bluetooth tech lock. I mean how many people are locked in their dicks up on on like the average day. Anyway but i wonder if that that one website fucking that advertises with everybody can protect nord. Vpn upn services. One of those things. I don't know yeah. I'm sure it wouldn't hurt. I don't know. We've i want to say that by the time you watch this on youtube. It's going to be Easter so happy easter early easter. Everybody oh yeah now while you can yes so. I'm trying to get it in early but as a tonight. It is passover passover. Okay so you're listening. Live then yeah. Who does a jewish people do passover. I'd like i don't know. I get them all mixed up. They all sound the same to me. Well they do. I don't like sometimes. I forget which like like passover is that lance is land you know what a land is this christian. Bunny yeah well. that's what i'm saying. There's a lot of technical terms samba. Jesus don't use your jargon on me. Oh yeah anyway. Well it just made me remember and The eastern cons the strip clubs down south they would have every year they would. There were certain ones that they would have easter egg on and they had model. Put her the your wall Nibble but he's like seventy three years old to really.

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He's doing pretty good. Yeah yeah sure. He's still like eighteen year old wives. Yeah i'm sure. I'm sure probably four. Eighteen year olds. Know who he is. I mean if you do well anyway but in these easier exit you would find. They would have coupons for like free. Lap dances or like free. Drink stuff like that. Anyway you know. I just thought it was fun because we would all go and get margaritas get slash because we would always have mexican on easter for somewhere reason. Oh you're talking about easter. I lost track. I was i was thinking about. I went real. No yeah okay easter check. Why are you talking about easter. Because i was talking about. The easter egg hunts at the strip clubs. Oh okay yeah. I just ever knows. It's a happy memory which is a weird which child which involves a strip club on easter several. Okay strip club. Hopping get like a bunny. I don't know how you ended up. Like just an all i don. I mean it's shocking. How you ended up like you know from that upbringing where you're at. I don't know how you got here too. Mr in the world may never know. Maybe one day i'll write a book. Sure chapter who. Say i don't remember. Why are there like four paragraphs in the middle of every chapter that it's just every other paragraph is blank and it like what's going on there or you just go off on a rant has absolutely nothing to do with what the fuck you re talking about okay and you never find your place sure and you never get back to where you're headed. That's okay those were dogged about we Before there's this bodybuilder in like stan or kasdan married a sex doll and was very out about an opening proud about having married his sex doll and then ended up cheating on her when she broke. He's right yeah. He took her any give fixed while she was getting repaired. He started banging this other toy. Well of course you can't bring your main toy you gotta start fucking something else so then after. She came out of the doll hospital. He's like honey. I had to tell you something. They forego their beats like. I want this newer version better because you broke Damage couldn't fucker for whatever whatever he did to his poor sex doll well. He's trying to he's trying to unload her a loader he's selling. I thought he was better now. He's selling the the bitchy divorcing. Okay but okay. That was the old story but now yes we get to the news story before you get stuck at the old one. Okay so the news story the vici with now soon as you say bitch you. You've been dolled. Though beta day. intimate thing he had created. Yes yes. This is a new doll. She has a head like a woman and the body is a big chicken. Oh yeah i've got pictures. So don't y'all worry. I have plenty of pictures of him with his love chick and he has. Apparently the fuck shit hole is the value button. There we are fishing about it's katie's favorite orifices in the animal kingdom and believe me. She knows all about animal husbandry. Oh yeah you will just you know weird things about animals banging for whatever reason. I don't know why. I don't know why i know about it either. I don't know either but it do. Yes no and i was never in four h club. No no no they will i. She knew that donnelly would have thrown you out a four h. club. No i wouldn't have done anything wrong. Sure would weirdo been fine. Oh anyway you snorting the fertilizer now anyway. So this fucking guy. He's now he's jesus chicken fucker. And what are the videos we saw he.

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He was rolling around with a raw chicken. Yes to all salmonella. All over itself just grosses that they slap it and draping it over is needed. You know jam which are claremont chicken. I mean you're not her e e they're not live chickens. They're literally like chicken. You buy a backup fucking farm fresh chicken that's right whatever and he's just rolled arou- with it. I mean i don't know it's you -pletely creepy fox it role yes bringing obviously i i would. I don't see how that relationship is not consummated several times over so i fucked every hole in that chicken including the nickel so i guess data. His new chicken lover is it's full size. It's like like a like a person with like a sex doll head. But i didn't see much many pictures of the body it so i did. I looked i looked at a bunch of them where i found pictures of him in little bite to two as well. Okay and there's there's more of him with the with the raw chicken okay. But his his chicken girlfriend levin she. She looks like a rip feathers off a big bird. Okay oh i see okay. I mean it's a chicken however it's almost like a dog like a fat ass white girl but seriously it's almost like that. It's not that far off like with the joints shaped slightly different. Yeah yeah. I mean. I don't know. Look yeah you okay. I don't know see that you know. I mean it's it's got a weird shape to it but really at the end of the day. It's it's you know it gets close ish. Ask don't 'cause i've seen other pictures. Look more chicken lake. Yeah i mean you know to sheriff you just it up her up and some feathers. I mean he's definitely lost fucking mind lets. You is all like as long as well. But he's not hurt. Anybody so have fun son. I want to your. I mean he was even saying like he. This is why he had this one made it was because he didn't want to bang another A real doll because he wanted his original You know to be the only real doll you know. he didn't. He wanted a different form. He wants to bang things other than real doll. Yeah he said he was into an animate objects to well really. How many guys are we. Ought that fucking lady was in a banger. Roller coaster boyfriend. And they're going to have a kid. That's right soon. I mean. I mean but that's you know goes without saying roller coaster and a horny german lady. I fucked trees shit. I know boing pins jan bottles up there. But i mean people do things i mean. Every bit everybody grew up with somebody who like like banditry or there was somebody that you knew. That had some weird bizarre thing. They were caught fucking like you know the ground or chicken are cousins. You know do you. Yeah i mean really. You could ca- zero zero. There are people to foul things all over the place where you know you anyway. Yeah actually do you have a story as was me and his sister though ogden on it you and whose sister v in this kid. Mike sister walked on what walked in a mike. It this he was sitting on the toilet he was like ten or eleven. And the fucking dogs lick at his ball. Everybody has to the person who and i swear. Everybody went to high school with at least one girl who banged it. I mean that or that was always. The rumor notices what everybody always said you know let alone hawkers or or people accused of horse. Fuck ary it was. It was a girl that that she beta german shepherd at a party. And i didn't see it. I was not the party. But i heard about it. Yeah it was real or not we exactly. And what do they mean by bangs. Like it could have been she. She was drunk. Lay it on the floor with the dog and you know it was. I just like coming up and like her leg or something.

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Drunk high schoolers really aren't Best sources of information. I don't think i'm thinking maybe really never gonna be. And this isn't during the woke times this is during the ninety s. Okay yeah early nineties. I don't know what that means. I don't know is a longtime ago. People people have beginning stupid on alcohol log like and will continue to get stupid on alcohol. No i know that. I know that banal like it'd be. It'd be seventy be sued for defamation to character other definitely be thirty five rating charges guide. Yeah everybody at that. Party live will. Yeah the dog would actually sue somebody. Dogwood win aclu would file a lawsuit on behalf of the dog. It sounds pita. Peter overby all there for for the dog. Dog was banged against his will. It could not consent to do so anyway I did find out. I was reading something that there is a youtuber out there. That teaches you how to eat ass really. Yes okay. okay like with like saran wrap okay. Did you say she yes. She is teaching you how to eat. Douse she okay. The blonde lady. You know personally. I think you need to go with straight a leather daddy. Bear for somebody who can train you in the proper way to toss a salad too. Kyw's i'm just saying you're if you're gonna go if you're a guy like and you want a salad tossed your toss dudes out so you wanna you wanna gay guy telling you how tossed salad. Yeah there's nothing wrong with wanting your salad toss. I didn't there was. I'm saying. I'm looking for if i'm looking for salad tossing training if i'm tossing one and wife i'm going to salad. Toss boot camp right okay. I want leather daddy. Bears shown me what what's up. What's up they're going to be aggressive about it. Maybe they will. Maybe they want. I don't know you know you go is that could hard. It'll prolapse you go with your form of kung fu will go with mine. Thank you anything. come through without. Yeah so that's the person running away why it's all of you know. God i as i tell lame jokes know i live with it. I know i'm completely aware. Yeah uh-huh i throw. it got into. I throw them. I throw back at you though usually in self-defense. Sometimes if you reflect to same kind of energy you're getting sometimes you can get you to bounce one hundred percent. Okay yeah i throw down and you look at me like oh that was that was so so cheesy. That was corny as fuck. Yes that was for you. Speaking of corneas our by audience. I am first. Filming is on april ninth for what for kill cam. Okay okay. I get lost and i don't know i don't know about that. Micro budget filming is is very fast and furious kind of thing. I mean i really lose track of what's going on with what know i have things that i can't keep track ship myself. Okay and i also realized which is really fucked up Like the last couple scenes are missing from my from my script couple scenes because he was talking about him. Like what did i get about see. I was like. I have read that yet. Okay what are you worried about. Fuck it you'll be fine. I know it'd be fine. Air right show up said. There's this potato masher. It's called the cracking. Are you just being really horrible to irish people there. Are you really. are you. Throw irish potato. Bashar really dumb. You potential are you slurring. My side yes. That's exactly what i'm doing. I'm just like you deaths alb- saito though since you're in the family now you you're allowed to say that stuff that you you you you have a pass you gotta pass your okay cool.

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I can say that we did almost sounds like a an irish prison gang. Agay irish prison gang potato smashers. I would like how do you tell the difference people. Because i know people listening to ireland right. So what i wanna know is the settled. Thank you so much now. well here. Here's the thing in ireland. I'm sure there are men who have effeminate way of speaking right like here like a flaming wink if you heard of the stereotypical in your head flaming twinkie. What does that sound like. An irish and flaming twain. Because to me it just sounds like irish. Like sounds like the same fucking accent so but obviously if you live there you know the difference. You know what i mean. What is the difference. Well that's south. Florida north florida. There is a difference in the way people speak like. Who can i look up to hear them. Talk one to the other. Somebody that you that that is is it with an irish accent and a normal irish accent. So i could compare contrast i need to know. Oh there's a there's people on the channel okay yes the irish accent and very gay really yes or are you just saying that because they just out to or at least no no no no. They're they're open about it. Okay yeah okay. I i know which which video i can pull up sorry talking researchers later. Yes spitball anyways. So there's this there's this potato smasher and it's called the cracking and it's shaped like an octopus or blender. Mccracken was the drummer on the irish potato. Smashes also a a neuro punk band. Aren't they opening up for jodi. Jodie foster's world tour god. So great that they get back on the road again so this thing. It looks like it's supposed to be a squid like an octopus but it completely looks like a fucking sex toy like looks really fun is accessible toy like you can shove it up your but no problem it you i mean really like most squid or You know they're. They're plugging looking cluggy tentacles. That's right catholic. Tentacles are do like if you were trying to feed imitation. Squared up your ass or something. Do you go flange then. I know you want to flange then sticking out right. You gotta go tanning. I right question like oh no. Oh my god well. That's true logistics problem. Oh yeah it's really gross is Coming up Pepsi is doing a or no. Yeah it is it's pepsi. They're doing for a limited time. They're making a gift set of peop- flavored pepsi marshmallow peep flavored. Pets such just sugar. Yeah i know. The retaliated flavoring their pepsi plus peeps. Okay so it's just pepsi israel with like vanilla marshmallow flavor. But i don't care center. I mean you know i. I haven't even attempted peop- intake long. I mean it's got sugar in it. So i'm sure i won't like heated but i never like went for those things ever thought. They were nasty. And i i can tell you exactly what they taste. Lie because of the same exact ones you get on the shelf that you could have gotten on the shelf. Ten years ago i mean. Oh that's why they keep calling him. Yeah kinda like eminem. Has it changed since it came out either saying the same damn packaging like no no the same. Damn thing don't expire. They don't die. Will they die if you put them in the microwave. They actually they they explode. They expand more like a marshmallow right out. People have people were like they'll take they'll take to peeps and put little toothpicks way. Housing wait are you like pushing a peep torture on me are you. Yes like while while callum. Wow in his die. Kills fucker seems a little rough care. Ravi seems very insensitive to the peeps. That could be listening fuck peeps or peep lovers. Fuck them okay. I get you okay. People get very emotional up.

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He say one way or the other. And i'm i'm telling you though i would go to the museum though i mean is it i would. I would like to see all the different weird shit. Did they make. I mean it's gonna eat them is it. Is it bad. That i'm completely peop- ambivalent like i have no feelings i don't i don't give a fuck i exist. Don't exist adult care. I mean really. I just i don't i don't really care. I don't care if they exist either. I don't hate them. Like like i if i was in a store room and i had peeps to eat and that was what i eat. I eat me if i compete. But and i wouldn't you know that's what we will that you have like. I'm on naked and afraid right. I'm going to be very happy. That i have a goddamn emptied a bit. I'm just saying. I want to know how the fuck you found. People in the middle of god knows where we could do. Fucking forrest gump. Peop- you know peop- gumbo peop- kabbah barbecue. Pete raw sewage me. God casserole okay. That's the due to came with me taste tasty we're gonna we're gonna go to rule thirty four when we come back we're going to have tits man and oh shit over to action. Packed haven't given it does yum. I'm bullet basically and refreshing snack today. But i didn't know. I didn't know the marine runs on facebook. But we are. The mayor was okay. I got that stupid baby. Sharks stuck songs. Second my head would you do. Because she had fucking stuffed animal shark for some reason. I don't know why is that. Like the official song stuffed animal sharks. Now and i'm like oh you start. You didn't pull ever you don't do that very well. I gotta remember that song to play for you. While we're play paying trilogy with stubby. I can tell you in somewhere interim kill you give you some psychedelics and let me loose and you're gonna die. I won't tell you been reformed back back. Dodge piss myself. Oh you'll be. You would stop worrying about the doll. I'll tell it you'd be friends with it afterwards. You've realized hey. This is just a bucket which culture thing this thing is not gonna come to live in her all eighty. It had all the opportunity all the opportunity when i was tied up there. And guess what nelson heaven. I was fine. Did you time yup and you sit that thing on the other side of me like staring at me. And i can't fuck move to have problems even that clown and pulled her die scared that evelyn shit at me and still does well. It's just one of those things certain things like that. I mean i is being seriously concerned about a wooden. Gummy just seems odd to me. And it's one of those. It's hard for me to put myself in your position to upset. And that's okay you don't have to but there's other people that share my fear. Okay is i'm sure you know people are pretty soft. I never claimed to be hard. Just say well. I mean you know when when You know you can almost do crowd control at universities by by like sprang peanut butter. Your about you're gonna have. I got this pain baby. Admit give back beta border. Figures know the show It's not true. Get people view you. World rule thirty four studios caterina dot com radio canada. Ned katya radios. Katya radio dot com. Here you dot com facebook setlai.

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Google give me on youtube as well check out on video. Betty chronicle la a lucky layer. So this this different your children always remix quality stuff right. There really is see you guys get see what i see. And he's she's giving me. This look like weird surfing wiggles. Yes this is silly ones. Not everybody gets the floor show. You know what i mean. I know i feel very fortunate. That i i feel very special. I get i get to see. That's right that's right. That's right sometimes. You gotta put a little english on it all right and have no idea what that means but anyway are so. There's this guy he. He decided to leave a message on craigslist. Mega man seeking woman There is a picture of him. His age is thirty four. It says i want a big beautiful black lady here in detroit too far in my mouth with gas. I just want you to get on the couch and bend over. So i can open my mouth. Wrap my lips around your asshole. I need you fart loud and long filling my mouth while i masturbate So bathed in algiers just dripping with the allergies People are into that. I don't i don't get it at all. i don't understand you know. Have fun that fun to tear it up. I mean it could be worse. You could be sewer slow swimming guy or you know you know you know bouquet girl way boo cake. Not say the word. Kazan you get puke. You start harkin. oh yes Like trying to get me to say it's no. Please cut it out. We're going to have fucking people banging on the door. I i agree with whoever it is. I heard from i. It says if. I hear the honking sound. I expect to see hark sweb say i've had. I've had a clean up a cat lately. Which is not my girl. Corgi machines favorite. What they do all right. Well let's quickly go to my poor and the week stab by standing by. It might not be the poor and katie wine. It's time once again for all right really quick. I am at that time. The cycle folks. Because i'm sure you will shut and everything makes me horny but void. Pick for for this week is being awake. Dad's anything literally anything any experiences. I been around you. I know this so yeah. Yeah it's It's anything right now. So bob ross painting. The picture sure guide. What else do that to evade. She does daddy liable to blow on your head. Ten room one of your fields with trees. Yeah give that bush. I know 'cause i've been. I've been talking to you all this week had can say anything. And you'd be like oh. Yeah what about that. Tell me all about. And i get thrown off off the lot so i don't care i gotta care. Oh share exit. Easy picking things out. I can watch anything. I have devices of the week.

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Yeah that's my bigger. The week is just everything fuck situations. It would have been easier to name the things that wouldn't have done it for you. You know. yeah but i don't have to name those because if you know me at all or have pretty much heard any episode other than this one. You probably know some of the things that i think are absolutely fucking nasty so which are pretty standard things and most people are going to take the things that you that you are like okay. I can't even hang around that too much. Oh god oh. God i mean he can do do you can do it. There's another wrong with you doing ed. But i i see this ever again. I cannot which is still cool. I mean we're still cool. I don't care you can do is fine with me but but i give my invite next time to the party. Yeah yeah now ideal dirt too many things where you break out tarps that you're gonna wanna go to well. There are some things you would for sure. Yeah you know could old-fashioned splash. Yeah yeah you could talk to into that. Yeah i could get mail on my cross. You know maybe maybe like some some rolling around on with a fifty five gallon drum a lube tv into that. Yeah okay wrestling cirilli tarps out for you. just why. why are you using the tarps. Near what are you putting on those types would it. They four four trying to keep off of your italian rug for. What do you want to make an easy cleaner and have toxic. Dd buddy suit. Why do we have a bunny suits. What do we have a blow bathtub on the hotel head. What are what are we filling with. That's always a fine wine will once it's on the bed how you gonna get it off the bed when it's fully met Out the gal say well. I'm gonna let you figure that out. This is not my problem. I just two. I'm just an observer of this one tonight exactly. there's a question is what's the biggest thing that you ever fit in your mouth now. I was thinking well. You are being very specific. I don't know if you're talking about a cock or if you're talking about My fest 'cause. I could do that too so i'd say guess my this isn't yourself and you'd be like oh are short through. I haven't even tried since. I got the new. The new New stuff yeah. Yeah i probably even more miserable bouma serov that later we anyway. We're going to go back to the porn. Luik which was everything everything. Speaking of like farting there's pastor heals people by farting the holy spirit onto their faces. Nerves picture of pictures of him. Doing you know i. I would almost have a bigger belief in some. You know on gas healing me than than just wishes. At least it's something it's a substance. I can smell feel it touch that maybe it does. Something is presence is so poor warm back in the black plague days they completely us flowers and shit and thought that just having a better smell would disinfect. The air get out. Well yeah no. That's true same idea. Sounds like febreeze. Sure it's more believable than than than. Hey he'll you wait a minute. I can't even. I can't taste that but hang on. Hang on you know. So there's a There's a thing that i was introduced to. It's called the russian flash bang. Okay pray tell and it's when you come in a girl's is and slap her ears simultaneously. Okay okay so it's called the russian flash offensive. Like spain sounds pretty aggressive. Do you think. I don't know we could try it out later. No what you just taught me this new would like.

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Why would you tell me this if you weren't like after it. Oh you know. I'm gonna go back. I'm not after it. I just want you to rewind the tape about five minutes where you were saying. Anything international rushing flashbang. That's in the anything category right. No i mean it is. It's completely in that category of anything. Okay mean here. it's not there. What if i had my head. That doesn't mean shit that needs if you'd like more of a cup or something. Okay well how about how. About how about dildos about dildo. What about him would it be. what about what about. What if we what if he goes sand slap. But we just do a dildo dildo smash you know dildo smash as in what you wanna whack me in the face of the deal. I don't. I'm just i'm laying down the rules of the new style russian flashbomb. We'll talk about their there's There is a mother she got into a lot of fucking trouble. 'cause she she She deepfake nudes to get her daughter's cheerleading. Rival i heard am like deepfake teenagers. Yeah than like to the school board and stuff. Look what i found under some anonymous mail quote unquote. Yeah saying it's child porn and they shouldn't be doing this. They're disturbing like everywhere like that and it was completely fake. It was just an yeah. I think i dated her at one point the mother. Yeah yeah yeah. I think i did you probably i mean. That's that's that's some foul shit right there. That's very foul state right there. You know sometimes. In highschool you just gotta let highschool highschool you know depicting some nudes. Try to husband for child pornography. People do jail for that you know lady. That's fucking crazy. I let's go your favorite segment. And i wanted to know though Did did did chee faked them onto of legal age naked bodies. Oh it i mean a. I don't know because if their of legal age naked bodies in really the nudity you were seeing what was at least not over. Eighteen these nudes as long as they're legal like what. What do you think the ethics call would be on that one looking at a deepfake did he was from a two year old. You don't know what about watching a blue logo. God i was so long. I think i did see it will. That movie still exists somewhere. Somebody has it. I know and then So does that what was it. They a pretty baby. I think it was where she was like berge heels. Yeah she was like twelve eighties late. Seventies yeah sixty headed no no no she was like twelve or thirteen and she played a prostitute and they showed her naked. Yes pretty baby. What people used to do movies back. Then how are we alive. How do we make it out. I drink from a hose outside my house sometimes younger iro have not dead. We're still trying to figure out how either one of us ended up where we're at right. The second i don't i don't know it's a mystery. It really is. We'll figure it out. Someday i mean and with you know no have some scientists look at it. They another mystery until after were dead. They can do it like that. Netflix show bit marching and do a genetic test and figure out why we are the way we are the one the one. Yeah that you know. That is a weird thing before we go to man. Let's let's i want to talk about that. So what do you think if you guys have ever seen this show or heard of the show. It's it's one of the things that they do. Is they genetically find your match. Yes on that flex right now and they All they need is a strand of hair. do it with. Yeah and they match. You know onto dna mon match and like you know the dna and all that stuff well so and it's been having a problem with people. The some some marriages have been breaking up. Some people are causing big fights. People are staying with who they're with and emmy limits causing baker all well because a lot of place in this universe this service exists rate.

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So anybody can get this test in the and you're already with people so you go get this task. Then you find out your match to whatever smith that lives in antarctica. Yeah what do you do now with your wife or husband. Yes you can. Just imagine the hilarity ensues surprising. Amount of death fucking sparrow. Laugh you know a show that science fiction he sort of an and you know you wouldn't think as much murder balls who had happened as actually happens in that show. Yeah yeah and you're like okay but anyway the idea being Did you did. You only have like one match. Now completely. don't believe that at all. That sounds like a shitty thing to save your wife but one of the things is this one. Check she She took her husband's hair and got him. Tested registered him without him. Even knowing it alerted spoiler alert whenever Anyways so that that She found out that she's not his match. she's chewing. she went out and found his match like he became her friend. He had no no who she was. Yeah didn't care it wasn't ever going to get the test wasn't never gonna find out because he was happy with his wife so she did it just so she could find out and actually went and met the girl in here. Again hilarity ensues. So i don't know. I i don't think i'd take it. Yeah no no like right now if they was wished into existence. I don't think i would either. I don't i. I mean dna in general beato. Da i don't like the idea of that. I just don't i don't like it. I don't know why. But then but then what would you do if if someone you know if you're match actually like comes and finally like seeks you out and you're like i didn't take the test and they're like well i did and okay. Well maybe we could go through up which is go straight trump. Find your match and we'll do it. We'll do a cuddle pile like we could figure this shit out. What are you talking about. We can work this out because if you had a match i who knows i could have a fucking readymade harem like that because we don't know maybe you match with a girl. Maybe i maybe you end up with a male harem. We don't know. Maybe i match with the jude and jude. Maybe we both mattress girls at all. Might not be too bad but ahead of thirty five ahead of time. You have to really be in that you know committed to this. Oh you know what i mean like. Obviously you get along with me so somebody your match with a. They're gonna get along with me because they match with you. Yeah they can't be you know far from the tree. I wouldn't think question in this fake universe that doesn't really exist. I don't know i don't know either. Maybe it could work out. I wouldn't. i'm not afraid. I mean i wouldn't go out and unlike secret however it happened it happened i would deal with it. You just very figure that that's all you can do. You gotta get upset and start murdering people like they do in. That fucking show can't do that. I didn't have a jail. Look at may throw me right in jail. Gosh all right. So let's go to your favorites by santa by boobs in and on the news it's time once again for man okay. These are the top twenty most popular famous porn stars of twenty twenty one so far so far. So these are like the quarantine the quarantine. Yes you got it. Yes that is. That is a good one and i have say that they all do have really nice tits and i have not heard of most of them. So they're they're new starlets. i suppose. Not quarantine queens laid it down onto tweens. Oh yeah land down. Decide ken he go. That's see you got it right. I animal husbandry. Just like normal right on track anyway. All right so and i love this too because when you when you see the cliff that's going to be on the on the show notes. There's they have little little clips of videos that the girls are in and you'll see the beautiful cities. I'm talking about annual also season facials and chile that in queens quarantine queens so we got us secure by.

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Oh yeah she. She's good she does i know. Apparently she's wicked manner the quarantine. Okay oh yes she's been. She says. I don't think she's ever taken a break. We'll why would you gotta ride that ride. That wave while you can. that's true. I mean average life expectancy of like a contract girl. You're thirty two or something you know. Now average life is only like two or three years. No no not yet not in the end the fucking industry. What i'm talking about is actual life. Expected see was pretty low. Oh i yeah. I wanna say it's in the thirty somewhere that recently. Anecdotally awful but don't look at me. I didn't fucking kill any many none of them as i. Just what do you mean jesus. Anyway more bubis we have Ryan mills yeah these. She's she's cute. Okay it's a big old fake titties. We have madison ivy through fucks herself. Like she's an absolute crazy psycho. She says you guys see the salon. I gotta share a c. Right now she she takes it like she's a chicken pecking look really hard. Okay clark out. What do you mean what you're pointing your screen. Don't point your screen me. oh shit. i'm sorry screen at me. it's ok i've you're just making me at it. That's all we have dylan harper. She's new she's young at the end. She i mean a lie. These girls go straight to the ass. We have august aims. She young chick Big fluffy movies those powerful scriptures. That i going deep in your vocabulary right. I'm i'm wiping out the big one. Sure skip ahead. The people some other people alexis texas. She's still around really yeah. I would have thought she'd be dead by now. She's thirty three. that's what i'm saying. She's getting to thirty six. Was the life expectancy. i thought she was. She has she has over six hundred movies. Six hundred bubis movie movies. Let's say that's a lot of texts that would have been a whole segment six. Are you shooting that one. And in another few weeks to women with six hundred sets now six hundred naval six hundred. She's really only got one boob. Just six hundred freckles peers. Makes it up. They all have their own personality. Really now we go with the same color. Different color they gotta. You gotta have a diverse neville area. I think if you have six hundred episodes right theory shape. Sure that what you got a little bit of everything for everybody in the community. That's a good point and then you know like summer puppies sever are small summer. Pepperoni would have to one really big boob. I mean if it was a small like a regular normal size boob enormous fucking boob like a pregnant belly and put nipples all over well. Six hundred of them would have to be you know you know big big fucking you're covering nicotine patches h depends on how big it was really. It could be okay. We're talking about six hundred tipples well in this in this universe. It's more normal than you think. That's normal digital sure normal well in this universe and that particular universe you're describing sure enemy rules don't ask questions embraced six hundred nipple yuna boob so there's some other people on this list. Whatever there's other people on this list leading horse twenty twenty one. Yeah and then taking it and having a good old time he got you. Got your hotel your list and one of my favorites Rally reads on it Mea khalifa's a count. she's like she renounce pornography. she's pretty but she she redoubts pornography though so like how do you give somebody a word who like doesn't want the award. You know what. I mean like going going. But that's past tense. It's been a little while right or go back to foreign now. She realized that stained as it wash off. No no no okay. It's twenty two now really. that's it. Yeah wow yes eighteen. Now that goes yeah okay. She'll creepy now why. I don't know his legal.

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She was yeah hundred percent anything. I've seen her. she's definitely was of age. So it's siegel fake boobs. Yeah hey where. They fake yes. Okay because she. I remember she was on one of our tits man before because she got hit with flying hockey puck and bursted her. It was she was the one who i in it really. She's be she's downsizing okay. Compensating game. I mean yeah i remember her getting into with a local radio person about him mentioning that she did porn like she got upset at him and hung up on him like. She wouldn't even talk about her doing porn anymore. Yeah like get an award. You're not you're not the any leading anything. You're nothing it pornography you can't yeah but you can't keep you know you know. Yeah he did it kinda got own up to it. Yeah like yeah i did. It works out better that way. I mean you made the decision. So you don't have to say that i if i went back i would do the same thing. Okay everybody's entitled to grow so you grew i. I wouldn't do that again but i did it. And it's made me who i am so move on. That's all this isn't what i wanna do so not get angry if people go. Hey you know I love movies. Love watching sucked. Mdx yeah great boobs. I get it but like like i'm asking about it. You know what i mean. I mean and i'm sure she got a hell of a lot worse than what i get an. I get some really really odd ball. Shit tweeted to be sent a dm to be posted to be. Yeah i mean really every once in a while. yeah. But i will. I read them to you every once in a while. I read almost all of them. No i yeah. I mean i don't wanna hear about either because i don't know why i don't wanna read read the weird shit dude say to you at all. Yeah you know if you have a funny one sure like executive summaries what really asking for want it wrapped up in a nice little pie chart graph. You know kinko's anymore dev like evs stores. I think like fedex bought kinko's somebody on them and somebody about them who knows anymore. Why the fuck are you talking about. This no cares right. You still got that that that study about the virgins over the age of thirty. Yeah never got to that. I know why that was shocking. To me like twenty eight percent of men thirty years old are still virgins. Yeah it's absolutely. Yeah it's weird. They said that millennials are remaining virgins a lot longer with twelve point. Five percent of them Not having sex until the night even having sex until they're twenty six. I can't imagine i urgent. Oh we have sex with. And i think literally said sex with a girl it was asking men like so like thirty percent of them habit or twenty eight percent or something like that. Yeah it's gotta be like something's off with that number. I think i mean it may be higher. They sat in two thousand eight or something. it was like eight percent With you you you go okay okay. There's probably eight percent that are You know awkward talking to people or maybe they're just not liked their partially a sexual. Like i don't really care you know and they just said that it just hasn't been a buffet. It just yeah it. Hasn't it hasn't been yeah anything either. oral vaginal or anal- imagine and this was like people to the ages of fifteen and forty four. And they did. They did almost fourteen thousand people. They talk to surveyed dot. It's it seems like i don't know what is it just because people don't talk to people. I'm not sure why that would happen. Yeah i mean. I was so growing up. How do you make it out of of your your like as you're you're coming into early adulthood you just. I wanted to bang everybody and anything. That would fuck me for sure. Yeah we'll they they don't. They're clearly intimidated than how to dinner. Know how to actually physically talk to a girl in person or suck or other people. Yeah and i it like even for me. I can talk to people but it was never you know i felt the same way a lot of you feel as far as like i you have to just tell yourself subduing this dan and and if i if i fail i fail but i really want to put my dick in her.

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I really want to. So i'm really gonna need to try. You know whether i win. Or lose. I i have to take the al if i take the l right if i drink thrown abby. Well that's what happened so they're just an and also like like you said but we saw earlier is That they're in their thirties. Living with their parents and their stood having my mother son way. I mean and most of that. It's like yeah no. They're be people customers that i vaguely to and like in the last couple of weeks several thirty year old men living with their parents and not in a lake. You lost your job. You know that happens that definitely ha- but in they completely have jobs careers and but that is just they don't wanna dot live with their. Yeah yeah honey. I did your laundry. It's folded up on your bed. I cut the crest staff. You stand bits. it's just. I don't know i've never been like that so i don't like i can identify with it at all. I know i can't do it. Sound yeah law year. The okay i am. I lived outside when i was eighteen for a little bit further. Now but you were i mean. You're yeah you're not really laid by today's standards. You were twenty four. Yeah so. I mean but by today's standards where you're talking about in your thirties. No weren't weren't your thirties. We're living with me yeah. I don't know what's happened to get out and bang. Don't be afraid. This is quite a bit soapy because you know what it's like if you don't talk to people who do get in more trouble these days i say fucked like not knowing creepy. Yeah they have no practice. Yeah like you know. Of course you're you're going to get shot down by the more you practice the better you get at it when you're gonna get it figured out. What creepy sounds like and not do whatever creepy creepy like figure it out like this is creepy. Don't be that. Don't be greedy because you may not like even have creepy intentions. But you know you're still come across a half like oh god okay. A really like you're here. He says they're so cool. Yeah but of corp says that exactly. He really. Well not everybody. Has that low baritone vocal fry thing going on there now. I know but i'm saying sometimes people who do you think that's creepy. But then there's people who do that like a or do you see that. That's just an a numbers game. Sometimes you just gotta talk to enough people. You will run. People are and if you're dude blake realized girls are people just like you. They they want comfort. They want and they're they're they can have the same feeling you have about interacting with people. They don't know they feel awkward. They're talk. They're out there trying. Yeah they're just like you is. What i'm saying is there's plenty of girls who do the same thing like i just. I don't know how to go out and meet a dude. You know or curl or whatever i'm into banging or you know it's it's easier to just know. Where did you go and you go to fuck someone i mean. Do you bring the girl to your house with your parents there. Do you do to her place. Get a hotel. Yeah but i think you could g thirty five sneak house. Oh great bunk beds circle all soccer local back to the old karate. Did she worked the ball the way you like it honey. Did she get underneath that the way you like. That's your favorite god. That's absolutely terrible. So in louisiana there is pre student. Okay he got in trouble with two dominatrix. Okay damage agencies dominatrix. Two of them down. Wimpy maggie girls well they were having a threesome on an altar at the church that he was afraid to the ulter- fire sounds familiar. I don't know Yes there there was a time where.

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Cna we had sex. Gone the altar to little lector at the podium. Yeah that's him really right after my friends Christening and you didn't like all we didn't have yeah. Everybody's a cop like f. b. i. d. a. was very uncomfortable event for me but i loved. I thought was hilarious. I'd gotten hammered with a bunch of them quite a few times. Yeah so we were hammered. And it wasn't like you got put up on it or anything literally. i just walked up behind you flipped. You're scared up and that was it. It was just like we were hugging there behind the little podium hugging hugging sound I'm sure it was hardly noticeable like there were people. There weren't even people in there or even people in air. Chris thing perfect height worked out. Could totally shit faced really. Yeah well because we're all doing all of us doing shots fucking scotch in the parking lot. It makes me think you know. At some point at some point in their their their had to obey cameras. Somebody had gotten film that. Think about it. You know what i mean. A hundred percent dull could be like that. That was a long time ago. To say like maybe. That's i stopped talking to me. Kid was older by the time. Now stop talking to me. That just happens with evil. Husband is following me on twitter. Okay is hilarious because we had that happen recently. That's true maybe night like we had that weird like all of a sudden. She looked at my twitter account and her twitter account and we weren't following each other and it's like what wait a minute. When did that like it wasn't just like one of us accidentally hit like you know what i mean. That can happen. Both of us. And i don't even look at my twitter account bizarre. It's the chinese. They're trying to hack us. You would think you would think the anti anti american people no matter who they be would want us to be like popular. You would think they would because that would be not everybody's gonna love us. Some people are really really really not going to lie. All your you don't say wow beggar tick all have ranted. Whatever they kind is extra fateh world variety bag of rancid tech that you detest whatever the contradict at is. That is the bag. I want you to eat a cover all my bases that way. Oh no i know. I know all right We're going to get out of here For the night. Because i my. I'm sorry to get a headache. i gotta go. Yeah like slow. Poke till i. Hey man well he. S the data will hit dot chill baby. I got chilled and we went with some some old led zeppelin for the pray music. So very very lethargic. He's trying to shine have been in. I have. I have with me like poke at me. Make fun of me and it's hard because you not you to say okay. What has forgotten. Don't care i've ever the time you'll see you'll hear of your orange cat like all of a sudden going to get up into biz right here at the end. No reason he's staring at me. What did you tell your cats do to me. We're coming to the end of the show. He's like. It's time time. So i going to wrap it up each you. Well i'm gonna go so do you have anything Do something hetero to start banging jesus percent of you. Wow oh i god yeah go out there. Reasonable woman whatever. Bang somebody out kids. Well his cambridge ellen. I'd bye-bye like tacos and he does.