Kinky Katie's World #324 Anal Foreplay

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Talk Oh. Asked because that's that's bacteria. Can really fuck up your bad you. Know, that it's bacteria or is that just what scientists are telling us Oh my God I don't even really do any proof. No. It's not good for you. Really you really don't know. Do we never go? We really don't know anything until we literally try it out. A weekend as London talk exists now is clubs, drugs, Pope's pies. I've got four hours off from the world man I'm going to blow steam my like a screaming cattle I'm going to cut shit to strangers all knife I'm going to lose on that dance floor the free radicals inside me a free man tonight I'm Jim to. Be a popper. I'm going to Never Neverland with my chosen finally. We're going to get more spiced out on strong advocate. Travel tonight it's personal. Quick, Buck? And now live from route thirty stadiums. I bring you a girl who's pussy get things. So where They completely stop working. Here, she is your host, the won the Emmy can key Kitty Loa. Welcome to the show. This is Katie's role number three, twenty, four, I'm your host. Kiki Katie and with me as always is my super sexy and outsell cuddly the one and only Mr Series okay loved one how you doing China upbeat man. We are coming to you live at the moment hedy Katie radio DOT COM and thirty four studios. Sure. But sums awry on the chaos and a lot of people. We're trying we did try too late now. Why can't you live upstream is not doing what it should be doing. That's all right now you get what you got. To Take it and you're going to have to listen to like normal people podcast. Like. Normal people. Yeah. You know to start doing that more often like not right away. So. I got warm up coming at you right in your fucking face. Anyway, we've got here for you. Tonight. I, hope I've got A. Newborn pick of the week for you. Noticed that it and say A. Towel. And we've also got lots of our little goofy immature banter that we know that you love so much or we think you do. They. Tell me they do. Okay. Struck my puzzle. Eli. They lie they WANNA get laid I don't care. Let him lie. Getting laid for me. For whatever I just want to talk to me talk to be Katie please well, because I will say I don't go on o on the Facebook Messenger very much. Yeah. I've been trying to get better at it but I I noticed that there was a couple and responded to them. There we have. We have a lot more fans people like us. Okay I don't. Let. Media so you don't know. And you know that's that's okay with me I. Mean You you. You tell me things. When when people ask something do say say say something when you're fans say some Shit, UK? Like, Hey, Steve, that's the perfect amount of contact for me like. You deal with them. Well, you know not not them. I'm really they would. That would be fine. If the only people I had to contact in a social media format, where people who liked me, you know what? I would be completely okay with that. It's that's just not cases we would all be okay with that but yet no, that is not the game. So I mean you know That and for me I just like you know people being in front of me I like focusing on what's kind of like directly in front of me. You know what I mean like the nebulous. This person is maybe a person. Maybe it's a robot maybe it's who the fuck knows. What this is. Awesome. Absolute Stranger taking the time to type and send you our hope someone takes a blue torch to your pussy. Yeah. No exactly. Okay. No that's that's what I'm talking about well that or somebody who says anything that you just don't WanNa hear. Regardless of whatever that something. Abbas. Yeah. Yes. I I go to collect my information online when I need something I, look it up I go to it. You know I guess the tapes of you just not reading comment anywhere. You know for annual no You know just because I generally just I I don't care what somebody else thinks about that video or you know what? I mean. Whatever it is. Yeah. Whatever it is I don't want to have a discussion. Discussion for me place while we also have a brain new tits, man and God Lord only knows where we're going to trail off to.

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Yeah. I know I we were talking about people talking about the show and stuff like that. I know you. We bounce around allied fuck it I. Know we do so just. Try to keep up GRANDPA. Never leave outs her out, but you know there is intentionally trying to go quicker and make things because I got drag right because there's nothing worse than a dragging podcast and also I I'm Kinda like squirrel you know. I tend to go off quite a bit because usually I am the amount of consumption really has something to do with how squarely we yeah for sure it does. I, know as a complete factor, Ivan had coffee in a long time and having a cup, I have a cup tonight so. And no one. Way of early in the morning or something you're like you're down in coffee late round to well I have to do okay. I was trying not to be all booby pants for the show. Okay. Well, you didn't understand the intro your pussy I did it so wet sometimes, it destroys things. Not, your pussy but your cat. Oh. Oh. Boy. I couldn't even really understand it in my in my here for my earphones. Okay. Arable, separate to cheer to audio's boast boosted it up a little next time when it's more complicated theme for you to try to grasp good and then maybe we can also have times where I can heat up my sip broth. It's something. During the show. So anyway, the cat knocked over her last night. Knocked over drink honor, laps. Yeah fucking asshole. Lose the big fat one to. No. So she's not very happy. Very. Happy today happened last night and I every time. Someone's like. some electrical vase skype fucking web. Put Rice. Put Ray. Rice. you know get laptops they're like that. They're not. They're not really good with water I I'm naturally blonde for Christ sake. Tried I know tried to dry out? It is what it is. So anyway, that concept of you doing the show without me norm with a laptop full size, there has me off if throws you off alike upset. I mean you're literally surrounded by fucking screens. Yeah. I know. I can't touch things and stuff. You don't have control over those monitors. No, there's one that's just staring at me. That's under a scarf just mocking me like I work but fuck you. have to set that up in a different position somewhere somehow have to re little rearranging of computer that computer anyway anyway studio talk with Katie and se whatever we'll continue. Why thing is kind of funny that my brother texted me right before the show and he's like, Hey, who's Mr? Se Is it so and so and if it is waters s t hit the SEC stand for I mean that's just what my name is es c. e. my parents were complete flirted trash. So that's what I got named. It's not my fault that's my name. Nat. Stuck okay. I just go with that because I don't want people knowing my real name is se yeah. Yeah. There you go. Well makes it harder to find. And someone say. I had someone say that They had a question they said how there were trying to get into asks for play. Okay. Before play just four play well, you know receiving giving getting a little pucker ready receiving right now we're getting ready to receive like Aria. You're it's Katie. Yeah. Okay. There's a dude that was asking. He's about to go get railed that he wants to know like Lynch now what like some warm up or check? No, he's actually asking what is good to do to her Oh, to get her ready for him Bri. had like. This not a gay question I don't know now. I definitely if you're planning on any For, sure definitely a lot figures work I mean rubber around the outside I, Get it all Nice and oiled up and also oil up the innards to when you say you're not talking about like like. Ten, wait thirty or anything like that. Now I'm not talking. Fifty Dot Redo forty now? No that would. That's that's a little forget. Yes. Don't spray that on your please at well D- your ass at least is your ass. I'm sure it's really not good for you, but it's better than your badge. Oh, like like you're ask take some shit that you're Vaj cannot have anything to do with a very true I wrong here you are right. It seems like like the badge needs to be you have to have like a cleaner version of entry for the match.

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Well, you don't want to use an any oil based lubricant in your pus. Hand in your but though, and you seem to get really upset about going average. So yeah, go ask of ads because that's that's bacteria. Okay. Can Really Fuck up your dad only really know that it's bacteria. Is that just what scientists are telling us Oh my God don't even. have any. Proof. No we used to say it's not good for you. Really you really don't know. Do we never go? We really don't know anything until we leg literally tried out never go back to mouth. Bass okay like. Billy's Bass. Our what. I where did you go stick out the fish? Why did you walk away from me when we are in a haunted house? Scared. Okay. On to get back to what you're saying because I am completely lost okay now or to. s four play. Oh, ask for play. Yes. Anal Inga's alcohol. Oh. Yeah if you. People aren't there like I don't know why it's trendy. So but I don't want to do it. You have to do it. Liked it. Then you don't have to I. Understand a lot of people aren't too keen on sticking her tongue in someone's butthole. Yeah. But some people were like, fuck? Yes. Cool. You got to go. With you. Know little. Now. It's it's guess I i. don't really think about it. So much I try not to think about what's going on down there. I'm trying to stick my ticket to it. You know what? I mean just persinger libs very, very hard. I. Pray and spray of action. You know what? I mean prion sproul whatever I don't really have a good term for it but really it's you know it's up to the receiver of the ASS refer prepare your ass for my day. Day Your tongue. Yes. So basically I should fuck my ass I get you ready like when we're different sides by plugs all day. So there's no anal foreplay switching. You prepare yourself. More. Then are that's what you need. I, mean you know either way we're GONNA get halfway through and you may or may not go all the way through that I mean. So I mean like all his ass foreplay. Getting these sometimes are now sometimes it's not so bad I talked fucking salad bitch and yet you still like we get, we get just ahead in and and that's as far as your and that's okay it's okay. You didn't like it it hurt but you're asking me how much preparation do I want to do a really not much out at all hey and just be alright. So fuck, it's up to you I'm okay. Fine fine not going into. But if you need s then you eat it until I expect, don't expect to get something in there. you know I, can tell. Like we're having an argument right now because this could take leave it is what I'm saying, right? Yeah. I don't care enough to want to warm it up because I. don't care if I do it. Right you know what I mean yes and I really just it feels kind of strange for me to get my ass eating it just it's odd your you've been okay with it when it's happened, I know didn't say I wasn't. He still feels weird. There's weird good. We're bad I never said it was either one. Okay. It just it just I just feels like there's like A. Slug like crawling into my ass like it's really strange. Like I don't know how to feel. I don't know how to like literally. ERECK tug and try to penetrate your fucking. Tongue Punch your box literally. Santa. Mustache point. Romantic? Thing. It just makes my Click Joe. Okay. Well, like I said. So, if that's if that's what you're into yeah you're going to have to warm it up but I don't really care. Yeah. I I'd so if I don't really care then and I'm not I'm not. I'm not in a dude so really. Yeah the hell does that mean well, that behavior if I was in the dudes I would be having a lot more anal sex than I would care more about anal sex probably most likely maybe okay. We're going with the odds here. All right we're the is the odds are that I'm either gonNA got want somebody to You know fuck my ass. Or I'M GONNA WANNA fuck somebody else's ass. Right on I'm going out on a limb here. Okay. Okay. So there's GonNa be a lot more asks involved if if you're two men that are gay relationships true, you would you then care about how to warm of an Asshole yes. Okay. All right. I'm with you on that 'cause without seeing either way asser purpose. Yes. That's what I'm saying I could avoid the whole thing you know because maybe maybe it happens maybe it doesn't maybe you enjoy it and you have. Iran maybe you fucking hate the whole experience and why did I just do that? If you completely hate it while that's stupid question.

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If you cry of maybe that'd be pretty good for you like it more. They be like Oh my God I'm out of. Here it's a rethink by fucking outlook on it and. I'M GONNA have to say on this a little to really come up with a better opinion. It was a little hasty. Way from like two weeks from now like two shows for now it's getting really I believe. It's like what haven't own over his. starry. either. On that no. Let's go to my favorite segment standby. For an extra second fucking came out of nowhere and I like shit in different spots. Guess we're all like this can old no kidding. It might not be the porn you would pay. It is the point Katie. One. It's time once again for. Of the. Now, I could almost hear the collective. Say. This but lately, it's this week it's been softcore porn softcore who? Yeah. Yeah that kind of style actually has like a story not not. I was. Yeah, we're GONNA RUB on the plane none. No like you like it's like your like your thirteen year old watching scrambled HBO, which is something we used to have to do s just see. Of It I'm sure you've heard of it, and if you haven't, you're not missing anything you guys have seen that me more. So an posted like a blurry picture says, he knows this means. You're talking about shit that you could maybe see on. Netflix. Yeah. Yes. possibly. Okay. Okay. That's one way to it. I guess I don't know I really I don't know what it is. You want something a little south left to the imagination kind of thing kind of. Like the build up just seems like. Not Ear I know what it is. Just so weird, psychology. Gang rapes. Were large. House toys. First aggressive sex you're you're really I mean you were where I thought you would be. Talking torture. Now we're talking like like What was that that? Original one on on cinemax lady chatterly. right you diarrhea shoot. Exactly. I can't say that I have never pleasure myself to any of them. I absolutely have because. We had. This what yeah I mean it was there if somebody had cinemax. You're rich friend get back after Dr where if you were stealing it properly. Is. What I used to do is I would. I would. The TV guide out of the mailbox whenever it came like soon as it came and I would look through it and I always knew that if it had a s C rating by it, that man for strong sexual content and the TV guide was a thing they used to tell you what was on television east to mail you magazine. There's this guy. A Little magazine to tell you what was on at what times on what fun. Because that was the only way you could fuck and find out. It was on if you had cable. It's like Oh for sure. And at some point and they came out with the channel that just scrolled all this shit past what was on right now on every channel, you had control of it either. Like I. Got To wait till it comes around again fancy people had that you. Know what I mean we are cable network not now. We're talking a long time ago. Yeah. So that kind of port. Okay. Well, let's. Do, you need a little reset needle receive need to like starbucks at fucking zero point. A little bit right I guess. So you know where you're at so you don't get lost I. Mean Yeah. I I don't know. Okay. Just I. Back a little bit. You know it's probably good for you. Maybe that's and maybe that's why I'm wearing what I'm wearing at the moment. Okay your shirt. Have were you wearing shirt? It's just a long shirt. A lot of people would think that was pretty fucking erotic. In way or another, I have posted pictures. Mine my boobs daily pretty great. Yeah. It's. It's just this top. This everything it's it's goes just covers your crotch. Bear, yeah. I mean it's not that bad but it is kind of like house cody. You know it's a it's a step above that I think really avenue credit I know of I know when I go over, it's like pet the cat like bend over like the goats six lady goats sticks out a little bit and you're like.

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Just. The code. You know the fucking sound effect. Reach Out Donald. Killing ducks. I have to remind you anytime that you're go hanging out the the goats hanging out lady go. Back. Burger. Really remind you. So you you feel self conscious immediately. I immediately objectify you. People wouldn't think this for you. Kind of make me like a little. Asian. focused. That's like part of yours. A whole psychology though is, is you you like that little bit of attention ally? I mean, you really do enjoy. So. It's not like like if I don't. Google. You. You'll. You'll like present look back at me to see if I'm fucking looking at you you do it all the time. But that's not that bad. You don't do it all the time, but you definitely do it. You'll be undressing or something else. So you kind of take a peek over your shoulder to see if I'm watching you. Yeah sometimes I love I. Am a Lotta Times because I know you like old cat call. I don't want. You do that because you did that to me today. Okay you. Know sometimes, we take swings and miss you know what I mean. Yeah. Not that every pitch is a strike. Sometimes you gotta like brushed brushed about her back a little. You know what? I mean back them out of the box you hate it when I do to admit when you get into bed, you pull a pillow in front of your crotch you're like stab you. Yeah. Yeah. I draw my lines I don't know how to be definitive. All the time and you're like, yeah. Okay. You know you make whatever I'm not allowed to say ship it as soon as you but because you don't like to be naked I, can all this or in bed? 'cause I have a whole like I feel A. Snag. Something you know like you said it exactly. I'm more comfortable being hugged by by wonderful comfortable cotton. Excellent. Okay. We'll explain your Pooh bear action in the morning. That's because I haven't had time to put on any fan and I see that I'm okay because literally I'm going from the bedroom to the bathroom from bed to that. And I just cold. So I put on the luggage hoodie pulled up with no Pants Sans Pat. And I traveled to the toilet you know what I mean yeah. No I know what you mean God works out good for me. It is quite a site. I think it's care I. Bet you I like it. So I control how I am Google the in a new you know you don't have control that's the way it works a Dick? I. Don't know if you noticed I'm a man and. I I have noticed. However Lega said if I stop doing said things your feelings would start to get hurt it would immediately and I know it just quit PA yeah like if. You will the cat comes to. Bed every night you get into bed the cat jumps up. Sit on your chest for like a minute and then leaves to says goodnight and leaves, and you'll you'll be like, Kat. dammit. PAGO just wanted to go to bed tonight what the fuck is your problem and yet if he does do you like who were a little pogo when happen so funny. Shut up like so like I said the the the ogling you would miss if it was gone. Well. I'd say they were saying to that. Will this person was talking about that that sex thing is important and you have to sex For, a for a good sex life. Well for some people whatever. Now for me it's Yeah, I. Mean I. Don't send you naughty pictures in the middle of the day early come from a different generation. Back in our day, there was no sexton. Hell you couldn't even get megaphone call less you had a dime. Yeah. So you one going to be doing no sex can't Lord? Will you know that's why as one hundred percent because most Mo-, like. For the weed coming up, that was not a really a thing he eat ODEM saying but I mean it just wasn't a thing because we'll even have cell phones. Yeah. People could have phone sex but yes, somebody in your house could be listening to you do it. And Yeah and that's just the way it was. So you like it never became habit and so I never adopted definitely habit of doing it like ever your if you know what I mean well, I remember doing I worked for phone saks up like a a company when I lived in Orlando after I graduated high school, I mean I was eighteen but Very friends that go out and then co home like Oh. Let me just log in for like an hour. You know let me just deal work time. Like I said listen to your jeremic Al Garrett and they go.

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How do you keep straight face when you were doing it? I was like Oh you don't have to keep a straight face out to keep a straight voice. Really well. Yeah but. What do you and tell? There there is A. It was more. It was a lot. It was a lot of breathy noises and stuff and. SM. Are. Just. Oh yeah. It's so good. It's. Stupid stuff like that and then. There is one guy he stu he was a regular. He'd always want me to count. So I would sit there one net. To. Theory. Jerking off, and then when he told me to stop that's How long it took him defy. So I mean. Whatever It's interesting. You know how much how often we run into people are have run into people that like are doing them and such them what you know like they don't let anybody else know that I am into acting like a small child rolling out on the floor divers, right? Like like nobody that is close to me. You know emotionally for the most part knows that I do this and yet we get to see them be more of them than anybody else gets to see I know that happens a lot. Well, it's just in anytime. You're hanging around fetish people at all I think that's Just the way it happens a lot. Is I feel free with you? I don't feel like I. Don't I don't know I feel like I can do what? I WANNA do around you. That's not always a benefit. So. Sometimes, it gets quite like you have to be. So you right now can you be you over there? Like I totally am fine with you being you but but I can only take you small doses guests and right now I just need a little break from you. Yeah. No really back. It's mostly you know the smell let's coming out of the tarp area. Alike, you know I I'm only gonNA. Hang around so long. Sick. All right cool. Yeah. Talk you have to clean up if Davis Queens. You have to wonder what's going on and you have to ask yourself am I down with with whatever fluids are happening in because they are fluids of one kind or another or several? Oh it's ass painter today. A. Long. Day. You know I kind of. Do that but yeah. I remember that First Fetish Party well, you know like we said a thousand fucking times. That's almost you know that's part of why a lot of people are into subplot completely foul is because it is completely foul that that is the fucking point. Yeah like not. Logically. So. It's completely understood that not everybody's going to be into. Pam Do. You have to be like that I. don't see how you could be like I'm offended that you really you know you you turn your nose and left the room when we started playing with. PLO. Okay. Sure I if you. Die You. What do you mean? You don't like Greek shower. throwing. Hero. Nothing wrong vomit Katie got nothing wrong with cosby sweater Oh my God who doesn't Sometimes after a good part I you know. It provides entertainment somebody's ever spewed on. You know during said Blowjob, Spaghetti? As Pretty. Pebbles. La. Favorite. Rule Rainbow. Take a bleeding rainbow. Wall walk. Turn it probably just fucking softcore pauline. Totally. Fuck appear. Now like hey. What are you talking about? There's at least a handful oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah Katie is fucking great dirty again. Rolling around so So. You. cameos. Like. Leave me a voicemail of you, puking be fucking? Awesome. You're just. Hey what are we suck as deck? I don't care whatever cameo I hear like don't you like pay people to say shit get well, some of them are I don't really know but I believe there's video messages.

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There's all kinds of different things that you can hear yourself out to do. I like being a horror. Style might do dollars Alibaba of voicemail or something. For just five dollars. You can get a best from me. I? Still got over you could get her to tell you to go fuck yourself for free. Online. hitter up on fetlife. That's right. In odd creepy way I I love I love how people that they just don't. I don't have a lot of Stuff on my on my fetlife pays like about me and if you don't know it fetlife is. I don't know how you wouldn't, but it's you know facebook for fetish people. So yeah, there's there's no limit on you know disgusting takes the you'll see now you can post over the fuck you want to accept as long as you're not hurting animals or children they. Go and there is. Stuff there's a lot of stuff on on there that I don't post on twitter either so I. Mean There's There's major Steve. Heavy cameras FBI. So somebody like direct messages you on Fetlife sometimes, it's quite descriptive. I watch youtube on my face Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah. Show I'm. Call Me Sally whatever it is. I'll a ball. And I will and I will tell you ADP FBI add. Like there's fucking acronym city and it always makes me laugh it does it makes me laugh to because sometimes have to look it up I'm like no fucking clue what this flag is or what this means or what I'm like well, the dealer into it know what it means and I think that'd be that's but it's almost like some kind of weird fucking code. Yeah. Yes. Like crack the code wait what are you asking me to do I mean the answer no either way but let me just I want to know why I'm telling you to go kick rocks why well and another thing if you're going to send me a friend request And you're like I'm a nineteen year old dom. And you're I would be my slave I'm going to laugh on your fucking little face, and also if you only have two pictures or all these pictures are just of random bullshit and the checks when your dude. Don't do that. I'M NOT GONNA. Let you see the goods is that what you're saying? Yeah, fucking. You'RE GONNA be on that page to check it out check out my bank me your cock let's. put it out there to work here. Sit, right. Show me pictures of your whips or anything the fuck you doing no. Does show pictures of their wall of whips Maggie but they won't. But I mean, this is a wall of Witty's Maggie some at least they'll stand there and they'll do that hair typically and I'm thinking yeah, I get this sent like all the time on DM's. But now this you can say it's a mobile of you know you're on your fetlife or whatever, and this is what you tell me anyway I don't really never gonNA check it out but you you say it it says you know I don't come at you like that I'm not like here to fucking do things for you. WanNa talk to me about your fucking fetish. That's cool. But like I'm. Not GonNa out spit on you. I'm not going to do anything to you at all. They're all says looking it's as bisexual. Look for friendship. I lived the lifestyle when I can and I'm telling you right now I'm a bitch. That's what I do. I really I. Don't give a fuck about if you WanNa talk to me about stuff. Cool. But if you're trying to get into my past I had work. So. Whatever? We're going to an episode. Or and when we come back, we got new tits man. We also have a door Dick. We're GONNA talk about it. We are GONNA talk about door dig and a couple of things so. Enjoy and we'll be right back. Yum. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack. For that I saw that I really fucking bag and I want to try and Jackie of female toy abroad gone yes. One they assume. What is it? It's by company called. Divine. It's Now usually Oh. Of and this is kind of why I thought about this is I thought. I posted a sneak peek picture of Michael Myers Mask and me I'm naked but you can't cut its teaser picture but then I realized after I pictured I've got my electro stems vibe background. Okay. You sitting there and I'm like, all right whatever okay. I can leave it there. You're not going to know what it is will people will notice anyway that's the wind I flip around because I don't like you the rabbits oh the. That has the patches on the side it just looks like a dildo really.

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Okay citing but would know that has electrodes in it can totally peel off the inside of your Vegeta-. Really gives you a little steam peel kind of more than esteem. Anyway. Maybe you shouldn't like crosswired at the way. You did you like I mean taking the governor off of it. You'll hooking it up to your cell phone battery. Really, understand that at all. Anyway, but what I was getting at is the anything, any vibrator that has a rabbit with it that is equipped stimulator. Work for me and you knew this but some people out there because they my shit is like not. Getting the right length at our anyway. But this vibrator, only the the the party. Shelvin CIDER clap. Punches. Like. Three inches. fucking, pitted if punches. No? No. No. No. This punches inside you survey. Okay. So it's got like a little extended like aliens like the head inside the head. So it has the normal head and then another one just popped out of. The Spencer tracks out. No No. Spring mechanism there's there's the head part and then guy like this spring mechanism like Bendy Straw looking looking area part goes up and down. Jackhammer. Yes but that takes noisy. May Be and instead of having a rabbit a little vibrator do Hickey they have a squeal. squeal. As. It's got a little tiny things all around this wheel that spins and vibrates. So it's like little on your clint. Okay. So it's like spinney thing. Yes. Okay, so allies has multi tongues wheel just kind of flat. Like putting cards on you're. Not what I was thinking. I'm the spokes of your edges that actually spin around. Are you sure? Yes, I. Because I, notice. The picture more clearly absolutely. fucking a baseball cards on your bicycle tires spoke same thing. But if he did it on the outside made it is and out of rubber and silicone edge. Exactly like different. Allergy may have been a little You. Know with the show. Log maxine Kinky. Katie's world rural thirty four studio. And PDK RADIO DOT COM You can give me on twitter later it Katie Radio Kinky and Katie Radio G MAIL DOT COM facebook. He gatorade you bet life Hugo me Kinky Katie radio. Coming, back, the little bumper music eighties horror music. started out. It's totally started out kind of sounded like eighty S. I did it. With A. Kind of a twist. Came in these. It came in. Okay I don't remember how whatever I liked to. If you like this song on the show when you go to my website wherever it's it will be on their this length so you've been listening to. Put links to all the little freaky stops. If you didn't know if you go to the actual fucking website, sorry can get all kinds of cool shed about every episode. That's if you feel if you don't just keep listening from wherever the fuck you listen from Stevens articles to. I used to write things well, and for search engine optimization. Helps that's right. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Hey I, think we're going to go right into your favorite topic segments damn by standing by. Wow something profit. And stuff happening everywhere. Dogs in and on the news. It's time once again for.

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So, this tastes man, this week is going to be really fucking awesome because it's going to be all about what I'm doing tomorrow. I'm going to be surrounded by Bubis Tomorrow For you. I am going up to to new house, and then we are going to be traveling to new tits a person. If you're just listening and you can't symbiotically connect to Katie's rain. You're going to be going somewhere really want and carpooling your way to the middle bump fuck nowhere. The scary part of Florida and there's going to be about. Thirteen to seventeen girls and most of us have large JEB lease. You're all get again fuck it drugs or. The photographers will check. Okay. Okay. That doesn't mean subdued. You know one of the hands. What are the handlers of one of the girls? Is it going to just show up and cosby everybody? And go just absolutely dollar on you. Well, that's I. IPAD Carson so we've got stuff. Is Kind. Of Tricky Foreign Beverages. So don't worry about I, don't know where I and. I don't know if there's going to be creepy handler. Yeah exactly. You're not sure what handlers in which art I don't think. So yeah, I don't think. All of you did like Cova and shit. We weren't we weren't allowed to. Attend and participate. We didn't have our Cova tests but there's GonNa be lots and lots of breasts of Bubis, and I will be taking pictures some four twitter. I, mean, what do you do? You Are you waking me? I don't know because it gets. I feel like, I'm actually talking. To Bert Kreischer. Have you really Bertrand totally fuck it rubbed off on you. Go You. Kidding kidding. Ken. Kenny Kenny Kenny. I Dunno maybe you. Coaches pictures or forthcoming pictures job of of lots of titty in the middle of fucking Florida. That's right. Girls in as horror. Villa. Rica. fucking. Coast knows your West or not far at all. God dead. Center leases so harsh out there what's around you? Really Really Just like that too. Stunning. How much nothing going on over there? Well, it's kind of I. I. Hope we all survived too because. She's yeah. We picked this location because there's a lake. Great they're. They're fucking legs everywhere. Dran, totally could have done this closer to civilization nine. Oh, I feel back as one girl she's she's She's really nice to it's too and. She's like, yeah, it's like three and a half hours of my house like. That sucks. Know some people listening to us are like, what are you talking about Katie takes me that just to get out of the mountains. But. Never picked living mountains. So fucking Florida. Oh. Man Yeah Anyway. So there's lots of Babes. I did see a sneak peek of of Sushi outfit. One is one of the the girl who organized the picture of boobs. Gallery of titties at the the Gaggle of gashes, titties, tackler, spectacular, Boob, tackler it off and I don't know. I was trying to go for their really stumbled Tackler butacular action on that one. Pretty bad. All right. It was an attempt swing. Well, you did you. They're selling these things called dude wipes. Yeah, we we've talked about him. I think. So in one form or another and we probably cops entails. Yeah. Not funk not that was God dare that was a couple of weeks ago we are not Cologne was last year was last was it? No, it was not something or other not up not God damn it I don't know I don't remember not. You don't remember not in but freshness. Okay. Okay Anyway. We've. Literally it was like one of the recent episodes. All right. Well, in case you guys missed it it. It's there called Dude wipes and their their baby wipes for men I don't WanNa get to keep your nuts fresh and your cockram stink in like. Under cheese. If you have sweaters. So you know what actually I mean it sounds like a good idea if you're banging other people that aren't your girl, you know what? I mean. Oh That was that was last week. We talked about it I just told you that not rub. You say that. Yes. It's it's a solid. Cologne for your nuts, durant.

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But but like looks like Paul made. Okay. Billy into, not not fucking prep. You're going yeah which is good. People need to know watcher nuts I got hansie with your nuts today. Yeah. No you and that in the and you didn't fuck in Jocelyn then you may see then you made me almost piss myself laughing okay anyway. Yeah. I secular spot on my neck and was doing nothing I was just sitting there were so I was out. Okay now I get your breathing. What was happening? Anyway. See I like when you're tortured because trying turnabouts fair. All the time like famous for. This household you're famous for is it brings me joy for watching the Chomsky, coming up behind me and scare me Oh yeah. 'cause you want to see what what's going to happen. Jesus Christ you bridge aware of Fucking Bell Really know. Why what are you doing to steady there being ominous I like just watching TV notice me totally standards highway like just logging over me. It's ominous especially when you don't expect seeing that you know what I mean. Yeah ooh. Yeah. It starter fire like a fucking Ninja sometimes I like to creep abide you just get really high. Wow allowed. Sorry. Sorry. That would hurt my ears. Okay. Or e talking about Uh. report the liquid out of I begged by ears. Gesture crystals I know I am wash your nuts and this. Yea, definitely do that. But now it's all about scaring crappy or really enjoy torturing you tormenting you do you. Yeah. Do well because you like that whole sense of your causing somebody fear it's the status part of you I do I like that look at your house. Too Yeah. I know you're more of a Bratty sub because you definitely, you're just doing your antagonizing it to get a reaction out of because you like to reaction. Very manipulative really. Not sure anyway shirts. Well. There's a there's a guy on this APP he goes by door Dick. Thirty years old towards back yet he says he's a straight straight male. Okay. Is it like like? A like Dorothy. Newell Listen To this okay, it is description. He says you're. Buying not buying you food or bring you Dick. Introducing. Door Dick show up to your door office worksites are okay as well with food and Dick if you're a man shows up, you get a free upgrade to Dick Dash. Just where a haul, ass? No. We almost dash. What's going to happen Katie? seriously. I like I like how totally? This can operate if it was a chick, you know. A Pussy Dash. Door Pussy. We bring you seafood and Kuch. None that order Oh. That's you're watching that podcast is the poor graciosa smells an ear he's just like leg would. A thirty put. Sam. kind of dirty pussies. Kinda. Sammadi. Dirty snatch things like fish are a well it's one of those I don't know I don't think it really does like exactly. Exactly, but it does have kind of. Fun and Those little S. All you're doing is trying to aim closest to the closest thing you may behave like, what can you know what I mean? Yes. Like the closest thing rotten garbage. Oh, you know what I mean. Sandalwood doesn't do it what the fuck the sandalwood Spa Crack House onto the fridge juice. Cocaine. Smell just like it. It's great smell. Air. Does not like no. No, I've never done that. Now No like a freon yeah. Yeah. What do you have in your cabinets? Feel bored. Like last night. My friend, a message me. I was telling you. He's like. I just took molly. For the first time. I was like, are you by yourself? Do you have a handler was your handler I'd say. You're like, why's your handler allowing you to have social media like? A responsible handler is gonNA tell you if you're doing drugs now you probably shouldn't be on your social media.

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Just you know maybe not you might not want to because you're not sure what you're GonNa do well, here's the thing too. He's like. Remember. When we rolled together I say you just said this is your first time in no doubt. Oh. You're right there Jevon you have access to pool take a bath. He was. He was he was just telling you. He was on some. She wanted he wanted fucking attention now. Katie well and I. I would just sleep last night like eleven and eleven o'clock. But I fell asleep on the couch before that but I woke up to a message. On facebook facebook face like messengers I've so funny. I. I don't now. Maybe he was out of knowing how much he took. His usually ill message meal like three in the morning. Joe Center rail of Mike Okay Good. Why do you have to tell me every time I Don't know what does that say about you really. Really, but say, why why do I? Why do I do I WANNA know? Could for you okay and fun you live question are you don't even live anywhere near me? So why would he bragged? No Good for you. Great. I'm actually getting eight hours of sleep. Exactly. Well, you were trying for it anyway you always. It just going for on for. The Oh. The hot. You ever want member the showed the the good place. yes. I do on somewhere Hulu or whatever else the the the hot Indian check I think she's Indian or British. Okay. The darker one. Okay Anyway A. Show about they think they're in having, but they're in hell yes. Yes. Like simulation everything is yeah. Show. Right What she came at used, she came out as bisexual now's like. Okay. So like her anyway I think he's really pretty I like to listen to talk his Alec Or. I'm not really remembering like it's been a while since I've seen that show. So really it's not really good about I could've brought up a audio for her at some point I know it's OK. Okay. There was a there is A. There was a woman she got arrested because she led officers on a chase because she's like or what would you finally got pulled over? She was all fucked up. wiry speeding she's like officer. It's my birthday and I have to poop. What six my birthday? Just, like that, she did I watched the video. Did she get off you could see to? Well I don't know but she does yours arrested plus all fucked up. So they didn't say exactly what shoes fucked up on. So as like Gaal, let me off because has poop hat this jets. Alison my car. Send, your car, he's out of the cost for just anti you know no, you're supposed to shit your pants lady would you doing? You could kill somebody I mean. A. God. I have been seeing the weirdest stuff on wish like wish send you on facebook though they'll give you the ads in the no suggestion I think you might want okay. The wish suggestions I, don't know what I been clicking on to have them start thinking some of the shit that I might be into. Such as there was, there was one that they sent to me It's A. Realistic looking prosthetic cop. And they're tweeting prosthetic. Yeah and they're closer F odd. No no I mean this just looks like it's for like medical display. It's Scott. Like very few doing what an air quotes by Chad's now it's for medical display whatever okay. Take your you want it. It's a realistic looking deck out of unknown material. Looks like just the Unknown the whatever why they're, it's tw- easing little thin white hairs that are like all over the shaft. Award. Are you trying to sell to me? Do. You think I went tweezers to tweet some old man balls like I don't. I really don't. then. They, haven't electric annual dish. Shake. Nineteen dollars. Stick it electric cord.

00:55:01 - 01:00:02

Plugged into the wall and you will shit yourself and it says last week medic rectal medical cleaner. Okay. So vacuum I it. You. Will that that's the thing with all of those. How many? How many of those videos have you seen where you know it's got something from which and it's completely nothing like you thought it was you know what I mean yeah that's. Always like the discount version yes we'll something that has nothing to do with what you thought. It had anything to do right like electric anal cleaner could be like a water pick. What it's supposed to look like and it looks like a big like, Boogie snatcher remember those things. Well, that's what my parents call. Okay. Real term or are you just Talking make some shit up. Really it sounds like you're just trying to make some shit. Okay I was when I was a little kid snatchers. WHO's GonNa get ya? When I was a little kid honey if you don't even. BUGGIES is coming right after you honey he's under the bad. By. Snatches of closet Boogie, snatcher. What fuck is the buggies stature when I was a baby when I was really little the boogie snatched her. Rubber Suction thing that you shoved abs like kids nose and and squeezing. The bigger fucking. The ball suction device thingy, right? Well, my my was in my household they called it the bookie snatcher. That's Anyway this this anal thing looks like. Looks like a big. Old, black. And and but it's electrify. There's probably like thirty five going. Yeah. Paul. That's exactly what it is man. I Dunno whatever. That's what that's what Paul used to say but get go get the boogie. snatcher. They're also trying to fuck and sell to me. Disney song of the south for thirty three dollars. Well because you're not even fucking care I took a screen shot there the original song would they assume you're you know you're in the demographic? Lord No. I don't know I. Don't know what they're saying about you Katie. I don't know either pretty focused Shitty I. Don't fucking say that pretty song himself Not Watching movies. GonNa make you corrupt or anything. Not really your style of anything now. Okay. Listen. That I mean old movies in general is not your thing. Now seriously. Lake like maybe you once enjoyed name the movie it could be anything like you enjoyed it. Once you'll watch an old movie now and you'll be like Oh what the fuck was I thinking I liked this fucking pizza garbage. Yeah. came out. You know what I mean yeah. Nine So there's not very much. You know that you'll go back and watch it. You're like, well, it's still fucking awesome. You know what I mean. You for you. Anyway there's tons of stuff I think are still could still watch heathers others. What that is see it's Outta writer and Christian slater I've. Seen that one, I've probably I know you've seen it I have no memory of Shit, like that I. Mean That's an old movie. It's old to everybody. Really. Early nineties or late eighties I could do eighty two, Joel? It's usually it's definitely. Joel roar we're looking for others, heathers. Yes. Fuck me gently the chains I G A. Sherman. Back machine while nineteen eighty-nine according to IMDB. Whatever MD MD.. MD I got an MD.. Yet so easy nineteen, eighty nine. So yeah, that's a long time ago. That's fucking you know thirty years. So yeah, it's a little while ago. I mean, there's a lot of people are like what movie? Are you talking about Katie? Never fucking her this you're making it up saying totally make it up. You gotTa Watch it though. Kind of have to it was I remember being a pretty good doesn't hold up. Yeah. It does it does it still weird it still awesome. Okay. I take people getting naked. Naked Naked Ish. Now, don't they like like around thinking of a different movie they commit suicide is it that one but they kill people and then fake the suicide at their? Suicide notes and Stephan, they buy go to blow up the school. Some happened Yeah Insulted Song I know I know what happens in that we really. Beginning to end yeah but.

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He's a Luger bullets. Yeah I'm having no every then I thought it was a completely there's one where a group of girls are just rarely killing people. That's what I thought. That was maybe that is the fact that could be to coca they end up killing all the others. Southcorp born and heathers. We've come to kids. Sorry Gore poured heathers. Yeah, another fucked up thing that they're selling wish is. Sawn fake Sonogram pictures fixed autographs. Yes. I've gotten one of those. That's so fucked up. fucked up as horrible that when you say when you say okay when the child is born, we'll have a test and we'll see so you give me a call. Once it's there and when it's air, we'll go down we'll do a contest and if it's mine, then you know whatever we'll figure that out. You know and you say that they look at you like you're fucking monster right? Have, you ever heard Mama's baby papa's maybe that's because I. Don't know I. Mean You fucked me the first night you matt me not you. But other people like I met you. You fucked me I haven't talked to you since you haven't been calling me so. Like. Of course I wanted out. Do. You think that this doesn't happen on a regular basis because Maury is still in business you still has a show on at its I used to have different things on, but it's all now forgotten who's the Daddy? Is a booming market in television broadcasting. One of the one, one of the ones that I thought was absolutely fucking insane is this woman had twins was white what was black and his vollers That's fucking free free, but you know what? They were two different fathers the Ayrshire they were too old. So Weird yes. So strain they said, they said it was so fucking rare like I've heard of, I've heard Chet like dot. Cavan. But I don't know if I ever really believed it. Yeah. That's real well, and in the same in the same episode real in the same episode, there was a There was a woman who had twins one was. One was black and one was elbino. We'll know a bino black but if if people of different fucking ethnicities ethnicities again advocate it could end up more one or the other. Regardless I mean that doesn't mean that it's not. But the fact that that you've got tested and they were, they were there they were as separate several parents. You're I mean well, 'cause the one guy didn't know that she cheated. Oh But. The other guy knew that she was married. Came out earl was at the white guy. Yeah Do. I didn't know that she cheated. No, the White was do she cheated with oh? Wow. Yeah. Yeah. No. She could have covered that up I mean that could have went by for sure. But it didn't because obviously dudes like, Hey, man fi on black why boys one of the kids white does that have that could happen yeah. There's genes. Is Genetic, recessive thing. You know that means you have a recessive white gene somewhere matched up with her respect for double recessive. Yeah. So you went total recess it right now some love on the receptiveness is just still king every time I think about that shot every time I'd think about Maury I I. There's there's two incidences there's one person her name was pancake. I will never will never leave my fucking head. I even I everybody loves pancakes and it's obviously easy to understand why you were David simply pancake. And then couriers, and then there is this woman who has like fucking nine different pig Caucasian Katie looked pollen cockayne. A bank. Japanese, Gainey, very, very disrespectful to my name Bangkok. God. Anyway, there's this whole Michelle? Like nine kids are still delay that, and then she had eighteen people tested and every time they're like he's not the father. I mean every time she. Is anyone else know? How Somebody else because you haven't found the father yet of answers. Like you know just a basic fucking thought would tell you that kind of yeah. There's somebody you just you don't know who You went on some fucking sprees. It makes you wonder how much time do some people have I? Mean you know what? I mean I can't like you in a in a in a period of a month. You know what I mean. You rattled off twenty people you're busy.

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You're busy just like logistically talk to US twenty in a month is a lot for anybody. Moving around let's say you go to a bar every night you pick up some Rando every night you fuck him like in the car or you know it's not it depends on where you live. If you live in some like some parts of the country in the world. Well like how you're going to double up there's Five hundred potentials you know what I mean, and you've already had sex with the hundred of them. You know what? I mean like you are whitland out on numbers quick. Berman in the tourist market I mean you know you got old Mary? Jane that you fucked five times? You know what? I'm saying there's only so many people. So like did you want a day you have to be a major metropolitan and you have to be fairly good. That's solid numbers Jesus fucking famous. I mean that's like you get ten days of the month where a you're not banging somebody. Right. Like like like. You're going out you're getting drunk who's to say one night or another you didn't have too much to drink and you do you know what I mean yeah. You just taking care of you laid because I'm having fun causing sweater and I fuck that bitch last night and another chick tonight before. So really it's all gravy at this point they may be I decide to hang out tomorrow like those are impressive. You. Go through twenty. Do you don't know who the daddy is? Yeah. You know starting to get like you're you're you're you're making a move. Your Audit Swede are your fucking on it while there's that one night I was the party favor. Okay. See that can happen. Well, that's but then everybody would know everybody would be like. Well, we know who ran a train on you. You know we know who it was in a gag, Bang well, that's this. There's this. There's this post as girl she's like, yeah, I got pregnant during a with having a train run on me so what and someone responded Oh efforts a boy please Thomas. All right on that. Now, we are going to get out of here. Yeah Tri Rail. We gotta go a trade. Yeah. not this one because he just went caboose. All right we we gotta go I hope everyone has a wonderful rest of their week day shift night month whatever it is you're fucking doing. Yeah I know you have anything To say. The displayed to like. Does anybody those.