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The weekend has landed all the exists now, clubs, drugs, popes, and parts of got out from the world man I'm going to blow steam on my head like a screaming cattle I'm GonNa talk. To strangers all knife. I'm going to lose the plot on that dance floor the free radicals inside mayor freaking tonight I'm to. Be Papa. Never never land with my chosen family mind we're going to get more spiced out than me along strong. Tonight this could be the best life. Between quitting my? What's The monkey. A Lie from thirty four stadiums. I bring bringing girl who's Pussy won't take the pounding you would think it could. She s your host, the one the only can key Katie. Ella. Shoes Pinky Katie is world number three do I'm rose deviated in with me as My trouble partner in the Mushin fields of life, my favorite plus coverage. MR S. Okay, we are coming at you from thirty four studios in Tampa Florida. We have got a fun show for you today and a little announcement that most of you already know Social media that is I have pulled. From razz radio live. Wi- well. I just feel that. Me and my so really don't Gel a lot of with a lot of their believes about a lot of things and and. Even, after all these years I, just I just don't think that it's quite the right fit and that's okay. I definitely appreciate the opportunity and the time from from Mr as daddy and all that good stuff and I hope nothing but great things happen them. So yeah just wanted to say that anyway, we have got a new tits name for you some new poor POW. Puff how? You're gonNA make sense corn bigger the week. Okay. You're using fucking acronyms again. Like what China? Talking about lady China. Okay argue. I didn't know what you were trying to make. China. Things out there. Really, by stick, it really has to stick with me. event. Like you have to find the way. Stuck with. No they don't always take what you have to do is you have to carefully screw them in. Carefully screw them in and then once they're screwed in there, they're not coming out you know what? I mean. You have to. Tell You I remember you were tried to acronym. That's alright. Acronym it is to. Make into an acronym whatever that is say. So what else are we doing? Are we doing fun stuff we are. Starting to tune in out there for a little while. What are you to What do you do that to me What do you mean why? Well. It's really I. I think it would as mostly. Of course, it's my fault because you didn't keep my tension. Busy trying to screw lightbulbs. No not really I mean I'm looking at little lower levels and trying to keep up with your spazzy nece. Yeah. Good luck with that to tell me about it. NABIS and Shit. We. Don't like peak out. So yeah. This sorry life people, but we had three live people. Know I still love you guys that list where are you talking to them because they're not going to hear you like this is unheard if you know what I mean if those people only. Listened lives they they don't know. Like most of you, most of you normal people listening to it at your leisure. Instead of at a prescribed time, you leisure listeners, some people that sets their whole gig. It's part of their routine. Listened more than once. Yeah. But what I'm saying is is I identify as a later listener personally if I was them, I would be listening as a podcast like when I'm driving or working out or you know people do people enjoy with breakfast. Okay. Not Live people. State you. Okay that's a little weird but you know. Some people because we listeners on the on the west coast, they're having a good dinner. Okay. Well, either way either way suck at life people are not listening. Sending we add. No we we. So we had. We decided to have a bunch of shrimps on Friday. A BUNCH LAKE As much the before. No I mean, it was. It was. Solid Duck does each yes. Yeah. Four grams each was that's not over the top.

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It was a nice time once I finally once I the nauseousness one way. Whatever reason mushrooms? Your stomach up do me they want. Me To tear it up. Just you know just makes me a little queasy. Makes me really queasy real. It comes in waves roll. I don't know I. Turn Worth. Yeah. Doubt really is. I, feel enlightened. Others, There's a thing that actually saw a couple of people wearing a on some boats on. TV. Okay. Today it's called. It's called the broke keeney. Broke Oh, come on and is this like a Borat action kind of again and yeah but it's but it's a one shoulder Borat sorta thing he kinda Kinda reminds me of the old. Tarzan. Movies, Kinda Fed, what it looks like. Oh yeah, it's like A. Single Sling Borat early. You can do rocket if you want to I. Guess. I mean, it's it's homoerotic for sure. I mean it's weird because the patterns Oughta right now look like light blue with. Talkies on it. It's it's definitely something that fire island like another man would think was really hot and. I got your such a Twang well, let's just a little twig like I mean if that's what you're going for that we found the perfect bathing suit for you if that's real if you want to maximize your weakness. Doing Nestle we have the fuck in the the singlet for you. It's almost like like a wrestler got into a wrestling match and ripped off one of his stirrups on the one one side. Yeah. Because he was in an aggressive tussle. Another. Guy. stategist. So swore just bride's up. So it's all up in there and one of straps broke off right there on his Duckie singlet. So. Oh the duck. Has Gone to wear the lambs but the duck is just I. Mean it definitely to me would be odd choice you know like I'm not putting on the duckie singlet that's not happening the I not really no no, it's not doesn't match my body type about that. It does tear it no, no, no. What what about at like that screams wink not not polar bear you know what I mean. I'm straight polar, bear it all up and down and subversive. Bear or regular bear barrier that with you throw one of those on like you are adorable will if you had to categorize me as a particular, you know how yeah. Definitely. Definitely I would be a polar bear for share like I would be like you take a picture of polar bear. Yeah. Fiber see but you own let me submit your pictures magazines well, you would have to take said Pitcher for said magazine Yeah come on like winter's coming so you could be like polar barely what Would you like fucking the mother of dragons. Now Winter's coming your warning me that the white fucking nightmare coming other cats your same thing you comment mother Kim but different I mean it's exactly the same thing they're like dragons then appre fire. What they scratch the hell out of Ya, shoot it out of their ass sometimes. Some fucking. Some of those cats have some serious gas problems. I don't like when they have it. It's yeah. It is completely foul. are so I kinda I suck at Zoom, which we all know because I've only done to`soon calls. Yeah. I don't really know how to I read all these people are trying to figure out how to do with kids for schooling and stuff. Okay. Well, there's an investigation because the teacher guy in trouble at least use a high school teacher, but she was in the middle of an online class. and well, they're doing their things or whatever will anyway during the session K. during dirty class, she's watching porn and you can audibly hear her moaning of the versus the the verse before the teacher of the teacher like she's totally full on doodling while the classes doing something and she's she's like watching porn of. Okay. So it's one of these the teachers they're supposed to be watching the room. Aging. Yeah Like, had her camera off or if she thought she did but she didn't and she was just Illinois and you can hear this. Or? Oh, my well I mean that would be nice for like you know junior year. fucking American. English or American history. It would liven up the whole fucking I would come back to class the next day. What are you talking about I will miss the Stevenson's glass or there would be a high demand for that Shit. Well, of course, there was some little mark that was like mom well, that's the thing she was making noises I've never heard I mean that's definitely that's why we hear so much about it. Now days you know what I mean yeah.

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Everybody's fucking pissed off freaked out whatever by everything that's like you're getting into the the what was it skaters versus Karen's Oh. Yeah. I like those radios. I like it when some lady loses her shit because the kids skate on his on sidewalk and that chases them down throwing punches. It's like my favorite thing in the world. It, it really is designed. To say. It's like she goes ape shit that she's attacking thirteen year old flicks the thirteen year old uw don't yell at him. Know call column names fine. You know. But I mean you're literally chasing them down to take swings them what to fucker you do and that's a minor stupid. Like, like if I did that I'm directly going to jail I think so. mean. Probably. Didn't get hit kids. Like. Like you. You GotTa get them Donald She could ask. You don't want somebody fucking. Shit. Okay. Whatever if it's your shit but if it's a public sidewalk, bitchy ain't a cop, you fucking eat my ass do you ain't a fucking cop? Will they would citizens arrest me? I mean Goddamn Come help me down 'cause like bitch if you work in but then sometimes it as a cop I, love those videos. Trust me out a I. Don't know why stretch you out. I told you because like I said. You Stop I don't know. Yeah. No, they definitely instigate the people. Yes. Please, don't don't push the Karen she's could. Get worse so funny to watch and push the Karen like they know somebody's GonNa lose their shit and I it's going to be make good video. Yes. I'm GonNa Smile when that happens you are working ladies last nerve and she's just really on. I know I know. DOING WHO Later. I Dunno smokey Grey kickin country with his own skateboard. Also legs are being recorded and then they pull out there I'm gonNA record you at. Ahead their. Care, share it with your knitting club on facebook. I'm sure I'm sure it will get around quickly know. How. These poor kids that are skating on a public sidewalk irritated utilites did the. Fourteen year old. There's this route I travel because like I don't own property or business. That's probably good. To me like I, Dunno, you should put a fence around. Tell you. Get some dogs that will keep him away. Get. So dogs it's fucking security dogs. Off some signs carrying around tasers you know, put a big signing dog trained the dog to only attack people on fucking skateboards card. So the dog just sits there we'll get a nice Mala Wa you know jeeze like shits and train them to attack things that. Yeah. That's right. What's Rows. You know I mean if you have a skateboarder problem, don't don't send some white shakeout with a cell phone because that's not gonna well, I could go well at all south plan. Yeah. You need a big police. Tomorrow Mall the Children's. Mall. Really. It's not really you. Put up signs doug will eat skateboarders. Yeah but you put in like Cantonese have. The sign you probably need to put several, which is all right. You know you want to read it anyway you don't. You don't want a you know you want it to very fucking clear. You don't want to just eat an innocent kid. You want to guilty ones no asshole better. That's right. spastic one. That's right. Oh, I still love the carrot videos with the skateboarders. I don't know. There's so. There's his bed that I want, but we don't have any place to put her right now. But. But it's you know how California kings are bigger the regular gangs supposedly longer whatever. Longer and wider will this is a Texas King. Okay Texas King is to California kings together boy. This thing is absolutely I mean it's for like Paul jeopardize cousin. Philippe? Well, it's more of your again Middle Eastern tent King Harem action. How do you? Yes I am a we can have the whole assassin gang together. That's a Lotta fucking territory though that is a lot of territory. You know how many pills would I have to have her that exactly I would what is it like probably four? Body pillows lined up would probably be highly need four or five I you know to find the advantage because lately I've been liking the standing of action off the bed you know what I mean.

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I've I've been like. Less, horizontal. So really a bigger bed, what's IT matter to me? You know. We'll that's what I'm saying up while I'm thinking about me here. Really I mean you know do I like the Texas Texas King. Now because you'd still be alway over myself the morning anyway now is it really a coincidence that you they come out with Texas King? Right when Joe Rogan is moving to Texas. To fit, on bitches. bitches really. Okay. You don't think it's like other dudes doing Jujitsu all night. Oiled up in their news fucking one strap singlet A. Burkini. duckie singlet. All oiled up on their fucking Texas King. Well Yeah it's softer to Los. Yeah, you know. Larger chair I even know a move greasy. Name of a family. Cause you make me watch a whole bunch of stuff. That's right. I. Have to know how to murder people when I get my hands on them. Very key you to video. All right. Why don't you put your leg? Your frigging Your Chin I'm working on it. Working on. I always say. Hey. Everybody has a different style of fucking ground game. and Ma- maybe maybe I'm not the one to do the rubber guard maybe that's not my thing. Wow. Maybe it's not now maybe I, have to do other methods of Jujitsu. Which I'm sure. Youtube will provide. Yeah they do. Yeah I. I think we're going to go to my favorite segments. Dubai standby. Eight might not be the porn you would plant. Heat is the point Katie One It's time once again for. Okay. So my porn pick of the week that's been go diving looking at quite frequently this week. there. WHO embarrassed. Their petite girls that do Ainhoa acrobatics. Okay. DATA, Circus La. It's like like you like fingernails you almost adolescent girls doing circuits circus Ole. No No. We'll just the body types that do Cirque du Soleil doing circus away. No. Well dislike. Shorter. Themselves into knots unchecked. No anal acrobatics meaning stretching their ass? Like kidding fitting large objects usually dudes but now I've kind of I don't know why but. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah because it's a prettier site sometimes well, you know you know abuse the is older, but I'm just saying on average. On. Average I. Mean I was watching my regular guy and then he was trying out one of his new toys that he makes. An being he always tries to take videos of everything that he does. You know to show you. Hey I. can take this people can to. And you know these things are fucked huge. Yeah. Well. When he lifted his ass off of this thing I mean his ass looked like A. Looked like a medium kind of RB Pussy. Partial prolapse or her It wasn't even rose budding aw. No like. I mean. Like the whole ring, look like a fucking two-week-old party balloons. Back? No, no, no. No. This was no coming back from this really that this is surgery this comeback, the bodies and amazing thing, Katie. Topi surprised what a man's anus. Anyway, we'll wow this thing came out and the singles war. The mouth of giant. Squid. But like this whole big drippy. BLOP dollar came out of it like came off of like Saint Bernards Mouth Theatre turn much news like slobber it around. That's like dripped out of this dude but pushing as hard for you just how. I'm saying that's what I watch and I said you know what? I think I'm. going. To Change. When I went to the girls Mike this is working better. 'cause like that a little less extreme. Avi Normally.

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I do. But I guess I don't know I. Think because I was I was still lost. But I duNNo. Okay. At style fair enough. Well. No like I said I if it's me. I would rather watch checks try to shove things up their asses. 'cause you know. It's just seems like like most of the large ask toy play. Has Been from guys. For whatever reason? Yeah. Yeah. You're absolutely right I don't even search large ask toys anymore because it's all ninety per side of it it is. Yeah, I'm just saying. You know for me for me I'm thinking you know female large toy if I was looking something up. I. Always, I was kind of I. Don't know I kind of feel bad. When when guys just get double fisted I, know that they love it. But just not just regular old fisted. Given that whole little ticket ticket tickets. Are just a regular fist you gotta give me a double fist. Double Piston. My ass, please Piston. Piston. Pistols Rod. For. The two of them working is one one, one, one person going yeah double-punch. You know what? I mean I mean it's like you're sticking to a full manager double double dual screaming ducts ship. Oh. That's quite large would be who or at least come out during the screaming dot Com and doing silent dot come out screaming duck. Well that would make sense. That's what he does. Take it out. A little louder. Just. Maybe just slightly. ME. Yeah. We'll get the fuck and engineering department to get more expensive equipment to deal with your outburst out well. Happen. All. Right. Why do we? That's that's my little. The week or my my poor Paulo. Sure. Awesome I am going to make a Porn vow who knows maybe you're like a you probably you fell asleep while while I was we were watching the the boys there on. Amazon prime age I did I ever a never mind there was one scene where you saying what he was going to call something. And they had a focus group. Yeah. Yeah. For. Freedom for America freedom of the world right before that you know where where he was sure now this is this is exactly what it should be. That's what you sounded like. I don't know why it reminded me of the psychotic character on the show only. That is way overpowered in very scary in a very cold in Emmett ominous way. Reminded me of you rather than. Adam. Oh. I. Got ME A. You. A little queasy though with the the breast milk seen. Drinking breastmilk really I. Don't know I. Don't know I've never. You know I've I've tasted it here and there never have but I have used it but I have a taste in my head of what I think. It tastes like because I've never tasted it just tastes like weird milk. I don't know like it was it was sweeter and thicker. Had definitely had a weirdness to and it was it wouldn't be something that I would like go for over and over again for me not so much. You know not so much You know who? Who knows I you know. Different. Milk. I mean I'm sure you've got goat milk yacht you know will they did they do say whatever you like eating of does and drink that does affect I'm sure he does I'm sure does 'cause they say you know if you're if you're lactating, you shouldn't drink or certain medications little recorder. I duNno I dunno either here's a question for you Boga. It says, do you think the top part of a mermaid also tastes like a fish or would it be like red meat? Now would there be a solid line between the me changes or would they're kind of like a blending thing and? Could you consider it or make it surf and turf. In one carcass. Okay. Well, here's here's my first thing. I have to say mermaids aren't real. So saying. God and so you want to cannibalize a half human what you're saying. Okay and if you cut off just the fish tale and leave just the top is she still mermaid? Ha No. Yes. Yes. I would say yes because it's still the same the same tastes. Okay but if we just saw a stompie lady. Maybe, it's just a snobby lady ladies. She added a car accident got run over by a train Katie. Serve you cut her tails off she probably dead. What do you mean who knows we're talking mythical use your imagination here we saw siren, which is saying.

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Just saying I. Don't I think it depends on how long that mermaids been outta water. I mean the longer out of water, the border like red meat the whole thing's GonNa Taste. It's going gonNA taste the same either way. But it was a if it's out of water, it's going to be closer to human which I hear is like pork. You. Know what I mean I from what I understand from Cannibal tribes, some Cannibal tribes actually called people long pigs. Pigs on some sauce offline. Yeah. Yeah. which obviously makes it true because we saw it somewhere somebody fucking. And put it into our heads long pigs. There is some scary guy with Asha all over his face was yelling each booth to that one guy no, it wasn't the Oh was it no I don't remember now wasn't that one of those cannibals to yes. Long pigs. So I answer your question is if if the Mermaid and we're talking to moment Merman or mermaid male or female here. Are. We talking aquaman ready Fucking whatever the Little Mermaid's name was aerial aerial. What would it matter? Would what would it matter? What do you think a guy which will have to is a factor and if you're asked me to use my fucking imagination I start to and then you shut me down that's not really fair now is it I'm not I Didn't complete picture. I'm saying okay. What's okay fine. How much power scale this if I don't have all the information here a Mistake Female Mermaid to mermaids Mermaid of Pudgy. So she's got a lot of marveling. Okay. So she's been on land. How long like hell does she have legs right now she caught fresh caught she's out of the water tastes like fish. But like appealing a pig fish pick a pig that yes. Okay. Cross between a bass and A. Pork roast that till or a ham a well. You can cure it or not. It's it would be the same as if you carried a a any product. Same thing. Would it be. Already salt brine. Water. Mostly season. I don't know is it fish is isn't necessarily salty but the to be severe. What I. Don't know type of cooking it. I don't know girl I duNNo. As she read head were colored her hair. And it. Since she's since she's freshly caught to get a chance to have sex for. God. I don't know if you're not I want if I can tell this. No I WANNA leave it on land for a little while. So she grows legs and I can have sex with there. I can ask in a very nice way. Hey, may I stick my dick inside of you and she's got say, yes, she's GonNa say what the hell are you can eat anyway no and yeah I might as well get laid one last time before I get caught up eaten because I'm a fish. Out. Obviously How do you think pussy tastes like fish No Pussy Pussy everybody's Fussy tastes like pussy unless you know something weird happens who she used to have fish puss. Okay. Well, fish pushes still pus supposes opposed as oppose. As. The same as a human post. No I'm saying I'm saying if you have. Puts which if she's been onshore long enough she does you know now we're converting closer to pork now now back to normal. Do the other way not fish work regular boards or does not real use your imagination. See what happens when you go down to the what happens if you eat a mermaid? Coming to a fishmonger near you, I'm GONNA find a way to have sex that that fucking mermaid I the fist pork fish work before I you know she wants to eat you I, want to have sex with you who do you want to go home with? My God what w put on her just like that. What did you do at after? You fucker what your choice? I mean we're we're assuming that you know treating mermaids like this ethical. Aspects I don't really know how. They. Talk. Or are they fish like their face like they just sit? Have you taught that sounds like some girls had actually your. Awful light like some people. GOT WE'RE GONNA Thirty four and we've got come back because some tits man we have got some pop stars that are now. Doing other shit and more fun stuff. Some joy. Yom. Basically angry breakfast snack. On the about the the I would rather completely have something having to my anus and nugget and balls. Yeah. Then sworn I would much rather have like have you said, okay it's. It's almost like a Mary Fuck L.

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But it's kind of you know you could save you could save two of them but one of them there's something's going to happen to it. You don't know what it is. You know, but you're going to have a sex injury to that spot. I'm going Amos all day long you know what I mean but what if it's something good that happens to no negative what what good I mean. Okay. Fine. It's my anus then. Sure, go ahead. Good Heavens my. No No. Get that butthole. You know it needs love I guess. But one of sex injury it was well, you know gone wrong. What if it was it could go either way. Would you rather have your ripped apart or could it be a fifty percent chance good or bad? Going in the but really you know, I don't want anything happening to. No negative. You might lose your nuts. No fuck you. Lose your nets. Now I didn't know they're attached to me I really WANNA, keep them. Like a like calling me I'd about that like some people don't like they're taking balls and that's cool line for you but personally, I would like to keep them until I like I want my nuts and my deck attached to me functioning normally until the day I follow it. Okay. So what if you get like Jessica cancer and one of your little? I gotTA I. GotTa. Do what I gotTa do then that's a different story where you're talking about you know into well, no, let's say, let's say you know I I'm getting my complete harum. With Asian assassins and All I gotTa do is perform some sexual act that there's a high likelihood that I'm GonNa be injured either my dig my balls earn my ass but I could choose which one the action is going to. But there was a high degree that says. With whatever I pick I'm going but. I'm going to ask all day. All Day Long because if there's a high probability, I'm not have to take when I'm done will. Rebuild. My Ass. Make it better, I. Say. If there's anything I mean I would rather have a fucking glaspie bag. Then not have taken like if you gave me the option. Comparably of. Few danger I'M GONNA. Need not walk. To. Keep a natural Keaton, Iranian. Plus mind semi on the top level. is almost became feed him. We'll sit in. The connect commodore with the power. Oval. Therese Times like these they'll need that people round. The way. They can't speak knows owned. Crack. I see them. And welcome back to you keep Katie's world on radio chaos dot net's and Kinky. Katie. Radio Dot Com you can get me on the twitter later at Kiki Katie Radio Kinky Katie radio DOT COM Katie. RADIO CHEMO DOT COM facebook fetlife. Google Kinky Katie radio. I. Think. It's in the library. So. Do. Look the classic Joe Joe's Bizarre Adventure Cherry. Picking. Cherry leggings. Actually. I think just like like like like like like because they do have it when they do they do the caption on quickly. Column. I I don't remember if the dubbed versions, the one that has the cooler drop on it or if it's Original I, think the original Japanese version has the cooler audio. Joe Joe Rosario Adventure. Or? Cherry Cherry. Exactly. I always think it's funny. When once in a blue moon, I'll actually see someone post like a a Jif that or or mean with that and I bet is that's hilarious. Exactly. I don't know kind of feels like you're special exactly I was puzzle. The little. that. I know some girl just her but puckered which you heard that. There's this one that one sex toy that we saw over fair villa not too long ago that I really WANNA try out. It's the little sucker. That actually has a tongue that like flicks your clip, the flicker.

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Flicker soccer thing it's called like like trinity or Tahini or or whatever it ends with the two is okay. I just votes. Stubbornly Anything Lamy. That I, think it's like trinity with is instead of a Y.. Okay. But JD precludes soccer with tongue flicker attached to the soccer. Yeah. vibrates at sucks flicks vibrate sucks in flicks. Yes. Okay. You're being okay and. Just like that. Pastor. and His. Adventure I'm saying that you can even if you're not really into the whole I bean flicker thing, you could even turn it around and have it just tear gas whole little tain flicker. Yeah. Or your ass. Right. Above the clip suckers the tongue blabber no no, it's the TUMP flappers inbetween. Okay. So there's a Dildo, a sucker in a flapper. No no there's there's a round opening for for your click. Okay and then inside a little ways. In the middle of the COP right in the middle of the sucker. Oh, it's like a loaded cop. Wow. Wow. So it's in the. Little I don't disagree. I could see liking that. Was a woman. Fight. It'd be pretty pleasant. Well that's a is having a good old time. Friday. Burr. Enroll. Lil. Leakage on soreness. Yeah whole. Oh. Oh. Oh. That's right. We ate some shows. I don't know what it is whenever I whenever I do drugs we're talking about this like I said so fuck and swollen when we fuck I Q tap Out Hillary I. Don't think you'd think you'd be all over because you're having a great time, but you know you just get solar. Your fussy doesn't take the pounding. You would think it would you. We would think that that you could take like hours and hours of pounding, but you really can't. No no no. No. You're after a little while felt lady plus now do you know three or four times and you're you're just like okay. please. How To Stop. Pause. It would matter how much of that you brought. How that works out. I will get worse how God. One time it was like two days. Smacking face I'm trying to sleep on the couch you're like do this. But that wasn't that was that was. That was stolen her pills porn stars. Guinea pigs for that. You want me to. You want me to try shit out I. TRY it out. It works. Okay. So now now, what are we going to do because? I. Know. This is this is going somewhere so it can go lay. Yeah. Secure just like tape it up. We'll go to the bar go negative. I cannot leave it this way that long I'll have to the hospital I know. So really I need an adrenaline rush quickly. Because, that's what they say actually does it the rash at the MoD orgasm that it makes? That's what makes your go away. Really. The blood received shot on youtube video or something. Yeah. But yeah, because you know it's It's absolutely true. Know Youtube come on it can't be faked air. Yet. But anyway, it made sense though that that's part of the mechanism that makes sure Boehner go away Yeah. That's why like fear Boehner doesn't work for me I get afraid I'm less than would know I. Forget Yardley how well the House the whole adrenaline thing at work is then usually if you have a fear Bonner, your pre scared an you got a lot of gentlemen. So how? Does I don't know how that's how that works for that. That's why it is called the mystery of the your see I've never had today it's a mystery I. Don't know why that would happen Yeah. I mean and as you get excited you're adrenaline pumping but there's something about you maybe it's not just adrenaline but I think it's part of it I don't know what I guess I kind of have a fear orgasm sometimes yet when you get startled well because I know I like I like that but just clogged game and he cannot lie. Your brothers. Ed. I like the beat the clocking I like to star rubber one out and I you know when I know either you're going to be home sooner or I could possibly get caught at any minute like. You're sleeping on the cousy other day and I had my charge. Soccer Buzzer and I just had a frigging. On the couch. Just, kind of go at I wasn't Lookin' ed.

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I wasn't even watching porn I was watching you sleep. Yeah. Now how I'm sorry that sounds creepy. No, that's okay because you're not. You're not coming at me with any kind of a device you do want tear it up but as watching sleep and. China. I. To turn no like God, you're like rolling me overall by back. So I. Know you're on your couch. Okay and I was on I was over on my couch. And I was I was listening to you like like watching you sleep but every time you twitches our better. Better hurry up better concentrate. Get it before you we got. Yeah. You'd like I said it then but when it comes down to when it's game time, you're you're pitching arm is sore. Yeah you're pitching arm was sorry. Totally knew what was going to happen and you still didn't prep. You didn't prepare. You didn't warm up. You weren't. You weren't there for the championship Brown at all. Yeah. I didn't do much training. No. But here again, I still had a great time don't. Know we we hang plenty. So really you know, but you could have had more is what I'm telling. And usually you're all about it I. Know I know. I'm okay. I was not surprised I saw this article and I was not surprised at all to see this happening but we've talked about Aaron Carter before Don't use your names on me I. Know he's the brother of one of his boy band, Nick Carter WHO's Familiar in singer backstreet boys. Okay. Backstreet boy. Anyway whatever. Yes. Yes. Okay. Streets anyway. Sorry. Well, anyway, his little brother he like he used to be a Disney kid and then it became like a popstar because his brother made it famous and then. You got really strung out on drugs. Then he came out like he was bisexual because he got caught like second Dick for like crack. Back. And he got arrested. You know maybe he's vice actual and Hill Suck Dick for correct. Could be both. Sure I did it for crack I. I mean, you know twenty pieces of twenty piece. I'm not gay, but but it twenty twenty pieces the twenty. Twenty piece of hard. That's that's that's not a t shirt that I wanna make twenty piece of hard. No. Twenty. Years. Equals beat blowjob. Great t shirt. I never did smoke crack. Okay I don't. Know crack kills. Exact, US Eric Carter Kid. Well he's doing porn now. Okay. 'cause. The guys out of money and he got out of jail and no one fucking wants to deal with him. So now he's like, okay well, I'M GONNA fucking I'm GonNa Start Doing Porn. But I'm going to start out on Cam Soda. Produced kind of thing. Yeah. Okay. He's like, yeah, I'M A. Live. Audience you know for the first time ever. Twenty twenty he goes. I'll eat bananas and peel it maybe with my feet. Are I. Sure there's an audience or but you're you're Kinda whittling done to market there. and. This kid looks like a little fucking heroin I like well yeah. He's got a prerequisite fucking soundcloud looking facial tattoos. Goodness for sure. I Dunno I feel I kind of feel bad for him. You know what you're not considering is baby. He's into it now that's very. Totally into it saying probably is like, but he he got he got like people Kinda like fucked the hardcore about the stereo. So he he took his shit down from instagram whatever s by the way people out there I'm going to be learning. You'RE GONNA, figure out how to use instagram. I am going to figure out how to use. Off of it. We can't guarantee that. I don't know. Twitter's. Second and fucking little little vignettes on air wherever let's me well, that's been the your your problem with it in general is you know anti Nivel let alone anything else you post. Burger. Which is, which is you know a lot of things that you ought to post. Stuff like that. So really that kind of you know what? What you WanNa see what I had for lunch. Really do you really care? No you WANNA see which sex toy I used or you know See.

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I'm really surprised to that. That oh get in trouble for. Taking a picture of a of a after aftermath squirt. Yeah 'cause I'll put I put the toy right there and then picture of the bed and you can see his big Ole wet spy 'cause people like Yeah Yeah I've this. I have another guy he messages me all the time he DMZ. He's like. You got any more messy wants a like a messy messy May. Whatever ear very go. I. Mean and that that's what I'm saying that was that's why you you have been reluctant Old Lady I. Have a better phone now I mean we'll take better pictures and and you know I wanted to talk because I don't I don't even like I don't even want to look at any social media. You know what I mean I know it just doesn't make me comfortable. Really. I like analog really like whatever's standing in front of me. I can look it up on my phone whatever I you know I have the option I could look at things. So there's there's nothing on instagram yet, but I do have a a following actually like two hundred, fifty people which I have never posted anything. But if you want to follow me I'm at King Kiro Radio. So instagram go get me there. Maybe. Know figures out how to how what she's allowed to post and. that. You to. Learn something really learn today learn today. Hey. It's fun. Yeah. So there's a space being held for a wet yoga class wet yo wait a minute. Hang on hold on. Hold on what kind of wet yoga class now it's has used for like women who are in that mood or what are we talking here? We need some it's a wop Yoga. See now, we're talking about something that could generate some fucking attention and talking about the racial slur. Is a really are Italians really race really Oh my God recalling that a race. It's just Italian. That's what I'm saying it's not a race. It's not race sure Irish Mrs. It's as you will be completely soaked in herbal liquid. Attendees must learn to fold and unfold their genitals. How do you? You're busy. You know we're back to the whole question of your ass your your take. I mean like we have literally found it the following week. Just do not attend if you can't hold your breath for thirty three lunar seconds. Okay. I don't know what a lunar allowed to say timeout. Lunar Second Sixty seconds the. SORT, of thing. Hanging, look it up. It's just buckets and rags are available for six dollars. Free Tree Bark snack provided. Lunar Second is point nine, eight, four, three, five to whatever terrestrial seconds lunar minute is made up of sixty lunar seconds. It's the same thing, but it just just short of a regular terrestrial sayin of why of fuck. Okay, why don't you just say like like point nine eight of fucking thirty-three like what was it thirty three because that doesn't sound spiritual enough. Oh, my God. Anyway it's imprint parentheses there will be loud screaming. And then under like under the yogis picture, this is a picture of the person teaching the class I. Very gender neutral. Okay and it says please do not eat onions forty eight hours before the class obviously because you're gonna be like wet and sweaty so you're going to be stinking okay when you're going to be doused in herbal essence of some sort or another that we have not identified yet. Yeah sounds like fun. Sounds. Like a good time. Really. Like an invasion I would imagine it's more towards the advanced side of Yoga you know. Like that's something like our issue fear would be into. Also in very small print, it says, please bring the signed waiver agreeing to allow the great horned owl too to observe you silently for the duration of the wet yoga practice and the grey horn his is uncle Rigi is going to be sitting in the corner. Only God. Thank. God. That is definitely exactly what I thought. The Guy would look like I don't know if it's a person.

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Thought they would look like, let let's go deep proper whatever I would I would say they just just. Basis that they're there they. I sound fused maybe so. You'll find out. Next week. On soap. Aaron at this way back she nineteen, seventy eight. Okay. Did you actually go back to nineteen seventy, eight years? And then return back into your body doctor who style did I not notice that you were gone and came back there were no glitches. Hang. Everything is smooth. That was so great. I was watching go podcast and in the middle of the podcast Doug trussell stops looks at the Camera Angels Hey, you I'm talking to you right are yet you you're you're in the middle of simulation I'm here to remind you that you agreed to be in the simulation you agreed to it you agreed to have your memory wiped and you knew that you wouldn't remember any of it but I'm here to tell you you're there and you put yourself there out there in the real world, you're a God your God like thor. I loved it worked on my rain for your second jokes Jake by put the. I totally for about thirty seconds. He made me think for like, wait a minute. Talking to me I think Tucker. Trussell is talking to me. So when I? Duty Few ever get on social media and do shit like this. I I. I'M NOT GONNA be happy there's this guy he says sometimes my girlfriend makes me mad I upload pictures of her and I edit her forehead to be slightly larger. Dislike. Maker is little derby. No, just just slightly. Patient. The to hanging out she's got like. She looks like Frankenstein. Frankenstein had. Somebody. That's GONNA. See that. Looks just like my wife Katie. Will you didn't make photoshop her to make her look different like if you take your wife her her for had smaller. Yeah. She'd be mad a youtube motherfucker probably this is the landing zone of here. I, want a billboard for you to be able to hit see you don't get it on my fucking eyes or my hair. And for the forehead pitch. screenplays for Tattoo. Kids nowadays. Space on. For someone and I really wish that this would happen. Happened to me 'cause 'cause white up but. It's happening again that some stranger is sending sex toys that people via Amazon just flight just arriving there just sending sex toys, mystery sex like just people random people at getting knows US topic Oh it's you know what they're doing. They're doing the whole they send you something that they D-. Review and then they put a fake review. Like, it'll be verified review so they can basically put it in a review for you and you Amazon knows that one was shipped to you. So there. Then they go on and make it look like basically they they start an account, send it to you fucking senator your address, and then use that account to fuck and make a review. So they get that raise your fucking findings when you search on Amazon. So the higher rated chips higher rated it's worth a couple of dollars it costs them to do you not to me. Yeah. It's just a way to buy fucking good reviews that same thing with the seeds it was that all like people trying to get just their company. So their company goes up and fucking better ratings. Mystery solved. fucking fucking Sherlock Holmes. Her. Yeah that's right. Yeah. Seen several youtube videos on that. Yeah. So. They're doing a they're not doing a remake, but they've made kind of, I guess we're be a remake They're they're doing a new nightmare on ELM street okay but it's Freddy's gay yeah. Friend he's gay. That's that WHO's to say he wasn't gay before. Should always been gay. We all know wasn't really sexual. Well I don't know it's as Freddie Krueger actor. is going to be said in this career, a career queer remake it said it would it would it would work. So do to the openness around gender and sexuality today. Okay. Well, that's what I'm saying. CR- Freddie Krueger was you know you didn't read any sexual preference other than sadism like I know you're a sadist but other than that you could like take all for all I know you could like Dick Pussy animals anything. You're just a sadist.

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She doesn't want to cut people up while you're fucking him status. Oh shit. Let's go to your favorites statement. Daddy, my boobs and on the news. It's time once again for. A. Short. One and I realized that. Great There's this. There's this youtube channel that I've watched a couple episodes of it's kind of like a scientific sci fi or whatever informational ten. Best Anyway. The name and the link will be put in. into the show description. Because I didn't get it off my history well, the the. The host of the show she has very large boobs they very nice. Yes. Should they look very very Gigli lie. BRISKET Gigli. Some, you'll know I'm talking about and. And she's wearing a low cut top where she has some top mounds. Little like Bread Loaf. Anyway she jiggles a lot and they look really good. So you should check her out. So she's my -ticipant of the week. Tit Man, and that's what you were talking to be about said girl on the video I was okay I was like, why are you pointing? Okay. Okay. I'm sure you'll watch some top ten video again and we'll see this person I know. There is more of a purpose there was more refurbish you don't remember don't. Remember anything. There's a street in in Colorado there's actual road name. I've heard a lot of people they confirmed. It's called a dog will lick his but won't eat a pickle road. I love. You. I mean. You know. That's right. I mean a dog lakes is by because he can I mean you gotTa. Have a clean buttle. Have some need it for you. Will you could just rude though isn't it? I? Mean I mean if you're not willing to clean your own but I mean like it might as well you know I guess so. You just totally agreed. Why not. Do some wet yoga so I'll be able to reach. If you could reach your ass. You could reach ear snooze and I be able to definitely reach my cock for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Think about it. What are your plans for the weekend air both goes sitting next to their bed psychogenic ourselves off. Decision to do it in a giant jujitsu snake wall style. and Texas, came bed. That's that's right. Guard vis green and blue. With a room full of my hair Lynch's. On TIKTOK. wrold up or twits. Oily I'll. I'm wearing my singlet. Big Teddy Bear on. Why not? True there is this is scared the Shit Outta me. There was this woman at a funeral home. She she was found breathing. She was already. Heard about this is about to get bombed. Yeah, and they're like That would scare the as we've shifted enemy that we stopped doing that back in the fucking nineteenth century there eighteen hundreds thought that that was like the end of sending. You know because that would happen every once in a while there's a bell or sometimes or was that was the idea anyway death bell. It so when they came by here bell your. were. They run a string up from the actual grave and inside of it, and there'd be a bell of above the grave I think that's a fucking for whatever reason in New Orleans thing. I WanNa say that's where I don't know. It could be it could be more than there but I remember that there for whatever reason and I believe it to. Believe it. It sounds like a very new Orleans saints I mean, I have not actually made. Up Of. Of of like that Voodoo, Shit, you know how they said does Ambi-. For a long time about there being you know them knowing of a drug that can make you seem I'm sure that exists anyway Florida powder something that makes you seem to head but you AK- already very because they thought you were dead and then the rain the bells than dig you up. A catatonic slave or something. Well, that's from the movie fucking Qadam it that was a famous movie to. It was. A thing. The thing with. And the other thing and the hot chicks and sexual energy and all of that. It was a it was a yeah. Yeah. Well, in my mind anyway, one of the main characters is really looking at his sweater it sticks out oh. Okay. Great damage.

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It's an old bizos back in the eighties or nineties Oh that in the nineteen hundreds and. I thought it was bar well or before. Yeah. Oh. God that's so crazy to say roof. Anyway this chick was only twenty years old to in the the paramedics founder adrover half an hour. To. To be to like the Borg notion does who fucked up. I would say the doctor and the merchant in the Emergency Room A. To, somebody like really just not like her did she forget to blow somebody at some point or what happened? Somebody really hates you if they you know. Dead She's dead. Maybe someone like like. Like watches too many of those fucking movies and took a fucking Syringe to the neck. Like die in the through and bodybags maybe maybe she was in a room with somebody who did die and then they came in and wheeled away the wrong person. You know what I mean. So that had like Sally Sally in the bed next to her, they fucking code polluted, her blute her and yeah and then they had fucking brought her to the intensive care and but it didn't go down that way. They didn't update the fucking system and they said you know Sally's down in in room for but they slid Nancy and you know because you know they need a place to put her and she wasn't doing good. So when the fucking Corpse people came around. There's fucking Nancy and it's not sally and they're really Nancy away thickets dead sally even really thinking about this but sally's up in the fucking Oh are you know demand? We'll the what if she so I guess us in a coma or something because how the fire then do you mistake someone for being dead and WHO's not dead will that and and you know the the orderly who came around you know she was warmer and that makes better for Bang you Benji. Still warm. I. Want this one. I don't want to up there or lease only bang the fucking catatonic orange or Bill only way it happens. Hurtful wins. Clinton Byron Tina movie spits now it's going to say an old folks home like erasing homemade likes go party. Pari thirty. Book. Yeah. No but that's a bad fuck come into my party wagon she she like fucking like fucked up to where she can't like I don't know no she she's heading to it. She's okay. Back the second day. Yes. All right. Shuttle shed a condom logic. Obstructing her airway. Was it. There's a fucking oh my gosh there's a there's a town there's a town and the residents they're trying to change the other. Will they want to get a new policy that allows police to accept sexual gratuity? Now how bad is your fucking town had to be over there like. Come on just let Sally Suck you off and get out of the ticket you know like. A. Like tip like. You know. Whatever you want when you're not on duty. Saying that that Sally K come fuck and find you and give you a nice blowing handy. Nobody saying that that's not illegal your two consenting adults just to while you're on fucking on shift it's already legal. We don't need another another another to add you know what I mean. If you feel like giving a cop blowjob. which on two levels for me would seem really bizarre. Yeah. First of all, for me giving a job and then if I was going to be what I be would I be into Coptic Park. Long. Pork. Maybe a little fishy. been. Like a mudfish. Oh catfish. Fish. So if you feel like blowing a cough Khou blow just, Hey, what's your name here? Do you don't have a wife or anything to you? Hey when you're off duty, would you mind if I did a little sucky sucky? There's nothing wrong with that at all. Yeah. How do how do they guarantee that? If you don't get like you ticket well, I'll suck your Dick. If you don't give me a ticket, I'll meet you later. Okay. Dunkin the ticket then they don't meet you later while. But then you're they're out approach. So that's not really a gratuity that's just a fucking pay off. I mean that's a different story. Already allow for that. You can't pay people off can't pay cops saw. Do that really not in America well, that's not paying Guatemala Panama. You can't pay off like you can in Central America. Anywhere Fails Guatemalan are police cut him auditing please don't give my scooter get. Oh No. No? No, that's a different. Oh well. All right we are going to get out of here for the week. Yeah for whenever time whatever's going on.

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So I. Hope Everybody has a safe air wonderful rest of their week weekend months shift whatever the fuck you're doing and we'll see next time everything. Live. Guys. Taken up. Does anybody does.