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The following program contains adult content, crass language of sexual manner completely irresponsible advise along with some things you'll wish you could hear. If you are under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn US off. For those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. On the weekend has landed all the exists now, clubs, drugs, Pope's pies after four hours off from the world man I'm going to blow steam on my head like a screaming cow I'm going to talk. To strange his own life I'm going to lose plot on the dance floor the free radicals inside me a freaking tonight. I'm chip Travolta I'm three. I'm going to Never Neverland with my chosen family mind we're GONNA. Get spiced out the Neil Armstrong. And tonight. Could be a personal life. Week. watched. A lot on the. Road. And now, live from ruled thirty four stadiums. Bringing a girl for whom sticking and poke is not just a way to get a tattoo. Your host, the one the only can key. Keith. Hello, hello and welcome to the show. This is getting rolled number three, seventeen I. am your host Kinky gaining with me as always a pillar of holes the particular of bowls. Mr. S SC check you out a Ramey. Look at you go. Yeah. Coming at you live from Raspberry, your life dot com PK eighty radio DOT COM radio cast nets. And boy have we got a lot of stuff for you tonight. Notice stuff. We've got some details man we all sat my porn pick of the week. It's kind of rape. And Lots and lots of sexual trauma. Yeah and other stuff around the web. But then again, if I didn't have sexual trauma third in here, then it would really be my show. Yeah you don't WanNa be the one you don't WanNa be the only one crying in fear balled up in a little tiny flood in your bed at night wondering when something weird is going to happen to you. Sarah McLaughlin. Again. Thirty. Five cents. Could save this poor man. please. Davis thirty four. Look at her. They say. The name cougars just a nicer way of saying washed bull bar slide. Bar Hor Bar Hora. Washed up our no. Who Martini? It's an upper class of borrowers. Bar Or. Sure older lady. Mature. Mature Lady my age Yes to hang out. Looking for some young Jack's Jack Jack. Honey Trust have my own car. I have my own place. You like cute you were if you went there and you're just confident enough not to be attempt Shit, you could get some you definitely could and it would be well worth it always season. I mean anytime time I went there and things worked out as well worth the entire experience completely thing they Galilee Oh. was that one place was like up on the roof? Celebrations or something. I don't know vegetable mineral services one bar it was it was upscale club like right on the intercoastal and guy anyway like if a young girl wanted like an old dude, a lot of money, she would always go there I remember girls in high school would go places it spun around now was not that place. Okay. But now the other used to be a bar that's I don't know if it's spins anymore like to go up on whatever floor in that floor spun around or some shit was the very top. Okay. There you go. something. Was it Oakland Park is right next to the culture room yet exactly right across the street there. Yeah. I know. That wasn't just see I was thinking that I see that in a movie that was that real life well, that happened in a movie yes, but no, that isn't realize it was that well, at least was at one point in time, right? Okay. We're GONNA have to find some fossil records herself enough, and the only reason that I actually remember what you're talking about is because my mother said she used a party there. Because she used to live like a few blocks down the road. I know well, isn't that a weird thing? Well whatever I guess whatever. So.

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I'm not gonNa tell you what it is yet, but we've been talking about possibly doing you know their podcast but like limited series and I, think it's fucking awesome and I love the idea and I think that there's going to be a lot of. Love. Really jeep tease. Yeah. Is this your way of forcing me into it? Kinda came up with the idea. Like. Literally, we just spent bawled at like an hour ago. And you're like balls deep like, okay. When can you start like? Oh, Jesus this is a lot of work for me I'm I'm. Already to you'll how many department meetings I'm going to have to go to to arrange the staff to together I know I mean, he's GonNa Suck, I'm sorry. Kleiber lot of meetings. Yeah. But if I don't say then is kind of like if I do say, I'm pushing myself into a nobody's like right here. Everybody's like at home doing their things. So you know getting all environments together believe a believe me. I'm going to have to watch men that are borderline jerking off while I'm talking to them. You know that right? Hey, it happens. Whatever you know. You sign the harassment policy. When when you started working here so you know what goes on here okay. Things happen it'll. It'll be fun for you. Anyway you just you like the research aspect of this idea no. Thought cared. I won't be scared at all well, because it's not real. Yeah. No exactly I mean it's not even a realistic thing. Anyway. Yeah I WANNA have new merge coming out soon too. That's another thing too high on. Jenner shirt this year? Doesn't mean you can't do another one. Way Anyway I could yeah okay. I'll think about. the repeat offender podcast episode fifty is now out you can get it I'm GonNa have it tweeted out again I tweeted out the first time, but that link didn't work but. Again on Iheartradio spotify and Youtube woes away by not chuck. No then he got he team. Good. Good. So. Yes. If you WANNA check out the episode go do that now. Yeah. The Red plunger offender podcast. Yeah. Good. He wants to make it a regular thing to Yeah, yeah. Sounds like your balls deep now. You're literally. shoehorned me into doing a completely separate project. That is going to require like hours and hours and hours of research. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, no totally cool. 'cause I liked the idea and I think it would be awesome and I think there would be some people who listen to this that would enjoy. Some smutty or stuff. Oh, I love it. Yeah. It's very graphic and various money now. Yeah. I think we great. ISLA. Oh my goodness. Yes. I got my tattoo finished open talking about it. So I shut up about I would talking I mean 'cause I, finally got dependent. So thank you Brian over at atomic tattoos and thank you. So you know who Tattoo Guy I know you know know you know pineapple dude. Regalia ready for some motherfucking rain. How's IT GONNA? Shark NATO apparently we're we're why leaders in fucked up catastrophe right now trae people does not like the Dick of America. Florida were number one. Number One. Number one and like all knew everybody knew all of the horsemen of the apocalypse lived in. Florida. We all knew this course. So it's just really confirmed that this is where they've retired to all these years. So they live here because I mean we're saying now they had the low they just had the locusts over in Vegas. I'll be here to come here just say, Hey, what's up a trade? Hanging out blood rain the hurricane. Well it's kind of funny because. Everyone that I see on visa guess I'm still on. It's all like take. We're foggy we're flurry. Bad fucking I when unless it's at least a half four, well, I mean mostly just too retarded to know when things are really stupid and you you know what I mean there are no man I could stay here all that bad hurricane. Don't matter man Kobe Schmo. VID. Anywhere Goddamn ask because it makes. Caught people are fucking retarded. That's all I know, and this is why we continue you know I heard the new plan to deal with us after everything is over, they're going to take a a A. A rubber bands that they use and castrating goats and they're just gonNa tied around the very top part of Florida.

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A big giant rubber band and they're just going to tie it there in Florida's GonNa fall off like a pair of go nuts. Surf. I. Think you should Google. Youtube Google screaming goats because that's what will sound like. A. Craxi of so as Stephen yet how it is, you had a whole on a phase there earlier today with the screaming goat videos. I heard you like what the fuck are you watching what's going on who's getting tortured and why are you watching it like five feet from me? This is fine. Well, every time that I look like. The pimple stuff late at night, you always walk by God what are you looking at like watching videos like black? I you know I will. I will probably too much. I've just seen tune like. Like I was never one of those those I can't watch that I watched it. I watched it, and when I saw enough of it, I was like, okay. Fine. I can die without seeing another. Being removed. Described as. Everything's a fucking food product. Everything's you know. Why do we? Why are you doing that to me? I'm just saying why is it got to be food I mean hamburger. Dealing I know what you're doing and I don't like it but I'm saying. But I. Praise. So you'll we're looking at. Maybe he'll let me do gross things. Like little peek of an aerial every once in a while, you could probably keep me to and. My God. I would need that to happen yeah. Really? Her since her cue to okay she's something. Show me something. Give me something. Give me a reason to watch you. Just give me a reason. That's all I'm saying well, one little reason that's that's why you don't watch it then I. Guess. I like Oh God. She's GonNa cut it open no much for me. Rip Out the sack. Oh No Go. That's like a heavily skewed. Audience but from what I understand too I mean they're like dudes it like watching him to get me wrong are sick dudes everywhere but there's a there's a lot of women that. Attack while but like to watch that kind of thing, just sat down and. I don't know why that is. I. Don't know why that is either it's a pain thing maybe it's an adult. No. Okay. Well maybe we you like Juergen off and then watch you come sometimes and then like maybe be just Kinda Alec is you're saying I'm mindful of of having sex with their father erupted paying full rupture at the end that you don't WanNa clean up. Albert we out just a little pinch don't be out. Jesus. That is not gross. That's not why yes I'm very sure Dr Neither Way. So. Let me tell you that could be exactly what's going on. We don't know. We don't know God. We know. We have no snow I like to do. We could look up and find quote unquote evidence in what would it matter? It doesn't matter. We're we're all just guessing we're not sure. Yeah Quote Unquote Yeah just you know put quoted by. Sevens name on there like very go that. Got Different. Yeah. So we saw some really fucked up things on youtube but the other day. Yeah, it was. It was his new video we decided to clip on Click on she she bought a bunch of different kinds of perfume. No Yeah. The fuss over Japan. Yeah. anime flavors or anime sense and shit. Yeah. Like some of the sense were pretty girl armpits sweat. Anime Girl P. Yeah Dick. Luggage Cox. Smelling. Schoolgirl shoes. These were the exact names because they were in Kanji. So we don't really speak that, but we're just going by the English description of what it was just so you know. In case you're looking for them on the interwebs because it does exist. It does exist because she had them even pregnant pregnant mill F- Ray up. Yeah. Pregnant Mil What was it wasn't even essence or something was it I don't even know they had like sweaty web pussy sweaty socks sturdy soup school no schoolgirl pussy fresh put fresh pushing for. A Very Sean Connery. Diversion That's an actor by the way.

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Just. Just for some of you 'cause I know you're GonNa who the fuck is Sean Connery I dunno I think he owns the bar around the corner. I think the people who listen to this show data cow guy some of them. Now you got to yet remember people don't know Shit that you think they know. It very odd old references yourself. Thrown out there. They're fucking deep teases for those who cares who find the Easter eggs? If you WANNA, find them, you can find go ahead, break them down if you can trust me, he's quite the bunny. Yeah she and we so back to these sense Yeah. Most of them she didn't like there's actually some she. Maybe, I'm shocked that like you know schoolgirl pay any she wasn't her favorite she's like other. PM. On the cover of the box the. anime schoolgirl like holding out her hands and she had pennies through fingers like cat's cradle and on the crash in like a little yellow. There's some really straight shit that happens in Japan with with stuff like that Oh. My God. We'd like to use at a place. You could go fine readily you know what I mean. Yeah. It you things you would not think of no. No. Not In the seven eleven I don't think it was a seven eleven but you know what I mean. I want to get is that new Dar's and Panties? Please Use patties. Going to make t you pending? Benji. Dick Flavor Perfume fucking all of it. I WANNA smell like sweaty charged right now. You have something extra ball i WanNa know what the research department looked like. You know your kid you. Downings of people because they take things very seriously over there. Oh Yeah. So you could. There little fucking corporate workers. Showing up. dictating. Oh Japanese businessmen twentieth of cramped in a room Goethe. Okay. Now, we are talking about sweaty sock. What is it about the essence of Sweaty sock? Did we want to get forward? Bring ad the girls. Back. To the Strip club I wonder I don't know that I've ever looked into like what a strip club would be like in. Japan I guess they they have all kinds of other little clubs where. They're scantily clad girls walking around serving you anyway. Yeah Survey I. Don't I don't even know if that's a thing. Surrogate it's gotta be. GotTa be. fucking. Shit. Oh. My God. So yeah and then she. They had bottles of liquid but it didn't seem like you're supposed to drink it. It kind of looked like liquid incense. Sweetie you put those rods in like does wooden rods? Yeah. Oh, there are there are strip clubs in Tokyo here for sure Oh yeah. I just don't know what they're like you know demand but what about Japan are no. That's a very specific place in Japan right now. Yes. Several I've been I just wonder like what's Gig. Over there are they doing friction dancing? Are we doing fully nude topless only bikinis what's happened in here hot stuff I WANNA know I. Don't know I'm going to have to do some research. Hey, couple out there that listened to the show that's over there. Throw me in line. So I would say if you know it, we're assuming you know about strip clubs, but he listened to this show. Okay. So you definitely. Well, now that doesn't mean you WANNA make the trip to go. I mean, how many times do we strip clubs anymore? Okay. But what if it's an excuse for them they're like. Why don't we? Do. Some research. We're going to. Contribute to the show we gotta go look at the movies hunting Dorn. We've got gotta go look Adam. Asked me to there will be beauty care I don't know that's is what I'm saying I'm not sure what happened Santa Blur, pugh. Okay. So maybe they have a life Blair I don't know or maybe they have some kind of nanotechnology probably probably, you just put the glasses on automatically blurs out cubes. Some which is weird because sometimes when you wear those glasses, it does the same thing with underarm hair Ali. They're all freshly waxed like they have a wax or in the back and make sure there's no stub lease. Yeah. I I. I don't know I don't. I would imagine it being maybes hopless. Maybe that's GONNA be yes. Okay. Now, do you think the majority of them have have implants or I? Don't I mean they have pictures and shit here but you know Every.

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Every ages it looks like any other place in Japan that has like the you know I don't know maybe slightly more naked. slightly. But everybody's pretty much closed everything I'm saying. Now well, maybe it's one of those like host clubs and said like Strip clubs where I mean it looks like debris the girls look per Leschi for sure. Okay. I would I would say you're probably GONNA get more of a burlesque show. All right, which which is dozer actually pretty fun to go to I like that yeah we know several girls back to the rule Aska they're really good at it too. Good I should be interesting to see what kind of weird character they come up with. Yeah. Vida devoid lover she and Kosovan Adams. Fan Girl Out I, do you simple over them? I knew that's very true. I never going to go to my favorite segments them by Danny by. Eight might not be the porn you would pink. Katie one. It's time once again for. Our it's my porn has been mostly a dream at related. Yes. I, because that's right. You were telling me you were avid filthy dribs because watching it would seem like very raping. Okay. But if you're if you're not really in a relationship like. Him and stop stop right there are we talking Rabi or Rabie Rabi? Can. Rabi Cosby it's Rabi raping. Okay. If you just. Kinda Rayvey. But Not really rape because acute rayvey. Okay cuddly rate will it it is it is your fantasy. So we're not talking about a reality thing going on here. We're talking about what happened in your head and I'm not talking about everybody else. Okay and you're. Right. Okay. All right. So there's a thing and this has been kind of thing for a long time with me, but lately it has been. Dreaming of having a hard core sex or have being finger bang art or being eaten out just just having my Percy manipulated stuffed. Yes. Okay. And then waking up to it happening. Okay. Okay. You just throw it out. You're just out things that you ought see to you. Now I guess out you're just you're just project. Now it's my porn reality pet. So basically what you're saying is that what you would like to happen that's what I yes that's what I liked to happen. You know you don't like it all the time. Sometimes you just want to say yeah now that's true. Okay. That's true but it's but it's weird because it seems to happen I don't know if the the feeling of the cock. Going in or the fingers going in. Is. Does that trigger the dream or? Or am I doing something maybe I'm Loney Democrat I reach over and start plugging, jerking you off when it's happened before basically. Being touched in some sort of a way as to why you started leaning into it probably that's GonNa be my gas. I think, I think the the dream was an after effect of the touching. Rabi. Especially when you say ahead of time, this is what I want you to do. It's not rave at all. That's that's completely normal in a way. If you don't tell someone that you don't want that to happen any and it would just be Rabia. Kinda rate whatever I don't. Know if it's your husband, that's your you're fucking agreement. You're you guys make your own rules. You know some girls would be like like they may not want to fuck right then but they're not exactly saying that you assaulted them. How has taken this one eyedropper full? But it says to this line ignore it. Anyway, so that's important of my porn reality pick of the week. The, week. Woken up. It's just fucking. It's a very, very thunderous Orgasm Gocha to me. Okay. 'cause it just starts feeling so good that you wake up. Like right about your when you're about to come wake up I knew like. Oh. Great is that what happens used does? which is weird gives notice it doesn't work the same way for me. No, it doesn't. No. One's getting injured. What I? mean. It could happen 'cause I.

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Don't know what's going on in my you know what I mean. I? Don't know what what? If I don't know what's happening. I may be afraid of what's happening. Yeah you note of say. You can't trust me you can't trust you. Know. Should not be fucking with me at all because we don't I don't know how it's GonNa come out. As a as. Well, as your say, there's lots of circumstances where. Especially, if you're sleeping in your dreaming, I could make up anything in my dream to what's happening. Yeah, I mean we're talking about it could be the bug and Wrigley Bitch from fucking shining they're grabbing my deck and I don't. I don't want that ghostly figure grabbing my Dick at all I don't care that fucking ghost looking half skeleton horror can just stay away for me. The hot chick that she was before she turned into the ghost. Yes definitely. But there's no guarantee it's to be heard that's in my dream. You know what? I mean. You're a lot easier to wake up these days will yeah. Yeah. The whole the whole machine act lightly touch on your. Shed like. piss myself. I'm actually getting sleep somehow I know oh the. Crazy odds really. fucking crazy. There's this guy with the world's Dick. He He rejected a chance to get a reduction because he said I'd rather be famous than have a sex alive. Okay. DOUCHEBAG that we keep debt and now. That we're like from New York like that wish version of Bill Gates, not that guy him no. Now because I don't think he has the world's biggest day. This is this is a this is a Mexican man and his Dick is eighteen point nine inches holy giant Cock Batman? Yeah and he says, I, know that nobody has mice is how has this is that I have? Okay. So EPA, there's nothing he can do with the because he can't like get it hard Oh. Okay. Did you stretch it out to joke that thing out he did okay we'll. He joked it does I you know he really did what has legionella the? Gel, kings basically stretching your takeout and there's a bunch of different ways they do it. Hang weights off a it rolled around fucking sticks and fucking stretching stretch it out like fucking pasta like Taffy. Pool. Yeah Yeah really does when you do the your Dick our so but there's there's pictures of, but he said he was big before he even started but he does talk a little bit about that but Jonah Falcon, he's the one that has these the American. Yeah. The one that we were talking about right. WHO's DOCO? He's yeah. The the wish Bill Gates he's got thirteen point five when he's hard he can still get hard and has nine and a half when he soft. But this dudes like whatever I know that I'm famous. I've got the big dig in the world and he is a picture of him in in his hands. Yeah and I was show or two you can sorta see go does lay oh yeah. Well, let see that doesn't look that looks completely fakes now they the Dick also have See the Dick. Thank you. He. He has a wrapped up in a sock and then he also he's got a An X from doctors? Yeah. Does it but here's the thing which I think is kind of hope edict does alert. That's the thing that really sucks because of the GEL king. It's He mostly stretched the counting his foreskin. Zoo mostly stretches foreskin scandal stretching will no, he did the whole thing but the last like four and a half inches four and a half inches of skin. Yeah like you could you could have. As. Yet. That's reminds me of the ancient dinosaur up. Mega. Mega. Mega. The Meg. Mega Shmegegge. Well. But when you have like a whole fuck addicts where somebody could fuck his foreskin now. Like he was in the dude, that's a major docking somebody somebody could fuck and fuck his foreskin. That's. What are you talking about? They're definitely dudes listening right now who would fuck that dude foreskin you fucked up for his phone net foreskin fucked up for his gun. gravity. There are people that would fuck that foreskin I'm not lot of him. Well, speaking of like hard on's and stuff dead like. Stack an amber but said for ninety nine, million years there is a There's a spider Longley Daddy's spider and he is stuck there with this with a he says a huge erection. So from spider. said a forty, four, million, year erection, ninety, nine, ninety, nine, million, year erection. That's has really long political process now it's horrible.

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And County Leagues Oh I know us I million years ago Lord Ra. We're going to go to episode rule thirty four and when we come back, we're GonNa talk about and an old man that had a great idea and a lot of people are into. New tits man, it's kind of Achey whatever. We got a little. We got a little devil little devil child that anyway go ahead SCO. Yum Yum. Time bullet pace the ANDROID -freshing snack. On that, I saw that I really fucking what I've never seen any anything like it before I mean, I, probably as existed in different forms fundamentalists, they may. Have, like DNA device to where if I don't consent, it doesn't take my won't were. There's a camera right there at the base. It has a safety latch. Yeah. No it has stayed has seat me identify me and then it. Guys my retina and confirms my consensual effect with whatever's going on here with. A thumbprints, right Imprint print. And, then the camera turns on videotape the entire proceedings. So we know that there is nothing that goes beyond any boundaries, of course, 'cause I wanNA memento. Libya. Tattoo. Oh Anyway it's called the lumberjack strive on. Go ahead, why don't you describe said lumber. They did not big on it's it's an air he's like normal side and comes with that. Is. No? It has a weapon in case he says, no no. No Post. Replace. Shots. Talk. Mass Destruction. And welcome back to Kinky Katie's world raspberry live dot com piggy kinnear radio DOT COM, and radio cast dot net. On the twitter later can't kate radios Kiki Katie. Radio DOT COM Kyrie G now dot com you'll meet tiki Katie muscle on Fetlife facebook. Dot Your best bet is to give me an email or on. Into a tear. You will see my bears. City S A lot of people have been really interested in my nipple gauges lately. Like the past week, everyone's like Oh mother of God. Surya. Then people say they take pictures and they're like. You got to do this if you want to big on my own. I don't know it is kind of necessary to have the properly sized. For, said Gauge never rings. Your too small. Just it's GonNa work out for you anyway, and for those of you wondering their cues gauge. So Yeah Yeah Yeah. Standard Gauge sizing quite quite large. Yeah. Let's just say a sandwich I wanted to poke me with nipple the nipple needle that large I would not mark that actually you still have the video on your youtube page. The last time you had a got him stretch I knew and that that was getting them reach stretched. Break because I was in the hospital for a while and then so I just left him out. Yeah. So Oh. It was so weird to not having him in for so long because you know I've had him for.

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Ever. I've had him for twenty five years. Yeah and then you didn't have them write that will you could. You could get regular gauge stuff in your in your nibbles after that? Yeah Oh yeah. No. It didn't close above. Stretch them out twice to get them. That's is right now. No we we went. We went all hardcore haven't could hurt. But it adventure stretch before so it wasn't like a new. Some jump Sir Lot worse than others. Brian. Talking about that during the detect t session. Yeah. is that's what we're talking about the Mangala a nipple tax damn. Have Mandala. Defamation. Give me one of the Mandolin nipples buddy. That's land things. Circle or some shit it's just nipple adornment whatever yeah and I know about anti. No I don't know. I'm not about like I wouldn't care if you had fucking Mandela's Roger Devils or not like it makes no difference to me. Yeah. No, it doesn't. It doesn't at all. So do them if you feel I told him you know what I mean I'm not gonNa Tell You You know I I. Don't think they look bad. But here again, I'm not like like. Like telling you to do it either you know what I mean I. I. Mean I've got squishy floppy as it sounds like drawn either now I don't think I don't think. I. Could Do. Sour. And now you play on the stretching out of the boobs and like have the tattoo like shorter one spot and logger another sore take strategist evens out you mean. We like an optical illusion. You could like do the lines in such a way where they look like they're perkier than you know what I'm saying that's like like dominant launch of Tattoos shadings. I Cleveland deeper. Rounder you go. There you go. But. Brown's permanent. You do. It was like fucking geometric shapes and stuff. So like contour lines, we'll teach your is. There you go. All right. Well, that's a little different like a big optical illusion. There is this. There's a sixteen as sixty, nine year old man he was Cadillac. Yeah. I think I want someone to come clean my I need to my house clean. So he put out this. Old. People need help. Well, he put out this Ad. Twenty bucks an hour. Okay. He said to wash dishes. Do you bit adjusting some general tidying but you have to be nude? Okay and you have to be female. Okay and you had to be between the ages of twenty five and fifty five. Okay. It's still here the request you don't have to go if you don't want to any shape and size there you go. Sir He live. Well. You know. People. Some people are looking for work. Know what I'm saying it's as you have fun while you earn your are earn money. He's just like an nobody knows and you leave with a smile Oh God. What you're leaving the smile so that Does. Something twenty dollars an hour not that much money I mean that's a pretty cheap fucking. Naked made I would think what was they are? I don't know how you would think it would be more expensive than I would think you'd have to be up in the fifty dollar an hour range. Yeah Nude. Oh well, I'm just saying took our wheelchair bound because if you're a SPROUL fucker I'm. I may not want to be chased her out of my Goddamn Benny Hill. I would want like at least a two hundred dollar minimum. You know what I'm saying yeah. Whatever to I want a couple hundred bucks, you want me to come over your house. And Clean and Shit I. Don't know you're gonNA throw me a couple of hundred. At least well, he had eleven applications in the first week. They had it out with hard up why needs help people? He's like, yes, I. Am Voyeur. I confess I wanNA watch you cleaned my fucking place buck naked. Yeah we didn't you also. Your like how many times since he allowed jerk off according to contract you know what I mean. I don't know lose your call three times You're GONNA have yes. You're GonNa Watch me jerk off three. See now you're. GonNa Watch me little girl she be more money I would think. Thank, you take it if you want it ladies. Go go get that sixty nine year old man get them big bucks whatever I mean he's got a lot of flack for that. He were like your fucking all. Other girls so back yeah. Let's do this I. Need the money. All right. Fine. I do not mind. That's right. Don't report. So, why would you report the Income Oh? I've collected unemployment dumb ass or a lot less unemployment now but I'm still collecting unemployment.

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Oh. My goodness. Oh well, another guy put out this put out this ad online he said you can have sex with my robot as long as you as I watch. No God yeah. It's a female robot and. He's like sure I'll let you fog it and It's for free but here's the thing is I I have to watch it. There's only one way I would I would agree to that situation. Is if it was Whitney Cummings robot. Well he described it as saying that way becoming in her robot now. I don't care that. Well in the ad he said it features of A. I've never used that one too cool where you gonNA fuck it. Up, like well, now, I know other horrified to pick from the I know but I'm just saying like usually it's like a robot. Whatever I mean I don't has to have to ask the guy which one is the least used hole but he said that he can't. He explains that he can't have sex with him because he kind of feels like it's the dad because he built it. So he's like, okay. So you WANNA watch a robot daughter gave up by stranger. Let's a different kind of vibe now. What. Little Interested Yeah. Yes when dark fuck your robot daughter in front you. Like. Your House. Go. This Person Malibu Wow, you're over there in. California. We're we're in the place in the United States that's about to be cut off by giant rubber man, but the problem is is. You think we're the bad part. Guys over there build robots. fucking robot kids I'd actually that sounds very fucking neighborly. Really what would you? Yes, him making robots for other people to come and faulk. There's nothing wrong with that at all. Yeah. He's like fucking like Johnny appleseed sex robots and your tupperware for a minute to yeah not. So we called this what tupperware. We recycled her from one hundred percent tupperware. Literally, you haven't then what if he does something weird with like the like. Do you come in it? Do you wear a condom with it? Oh, I'm definitely going rob dog that's now want certified here. Again, I want the freshness rappers still inside of that whole. Okay. That's saying, does he like it? Does he clean it? Well, do you know I don't WanNA use it I want it brand new want it right off the fucking showroom floor who already he's It's his daughter. He's not banging it. It's pretty sad. I want a virgin doll. The only virgin thing I wanNA, fuck would be exile. At Dow go go climb on at least thirty six, go get on at least thirty before you come over here. Well, they said there's what's even worse is there's video that's on the article. So he's like a young out. Yeah. Oh. So it's like where do the childlike dolls? Well let me. Say the picture. Oh i. But. It could be like any girl to well yeah. Any gamer. Girl that is quite a terrific face their. True True Very True Rubik Oh well, this like a Cherub but this guy has they say he's got like fifty four mechanical degrees croquet. As. We can build himself a good fuck machine ye yeah. Yeah and this thing also has hands to grip like. The hands have groupie grips. It's all fucking robot sized. Robotic sized I liked. The. Torso they're all they're all robotics as I. Guess The lips are just like flip Mauricio Her I. Do. They say weird. Well, it really is weird. However, you know if they're new. So Creepy Dude Watch watch me to watch. What's to watch? Be Bag his robot outer outer you pumped her out. Well it's not real. It's a fucking doll and that's all I could see it. Already, we're going to go to your favorite segment sending. boobs in and on the news. It's time once again for shit man. There is this chick who makes interesting bras for her tits and she Sh-, models on. It's pretty fun gross. Wouldn't mean interesting and yes, I'm being judgy. She makes Brugh Bras at frauds for.

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Tax d'hermes frogs and makes bras at of frogs. Matching pennies but if this is my taxes texture frog. Frog raw me flog raw no frog. Bra. Bra Oh I she's got the dirty quality. Yeah. I mean she really does which is your favorite yes. Does she obviously I have Puckett sense for that Yeah I. Know. I see him crazy fucked up on. Yes. Yes. I'm like a moth to a flame. And if you'd like to see her, there's also pictures of her wearing. Full get up. Paintings to. Schmidt the patio she's gotta be from around here. Somewhere he has. She's got. He has said, Tampa. Maybe, maybe actually Fort Myers Fort My moccoli. Swampy. Very swampy she's got a Gig in her hand just she does orange hair. Yeah. Right. Right. Zorn's your hair. Yes. Get your frog. All right here. It's a fried. Brown frog pro. From Bob. I see myself. So yeah. So you can check it out and she may make you want her name is Fabiana. Lately on the page on the website. After, like A. By the way links for everything just so you know like all the articles all the break music. All that yet is on every episode on the website just you know in case you were wondering. Yeah. So. Anyway tit man and. There was this there's this girl, she's a swimsuit model but. To kind of younger and she promised her mother showing on this like crews to some like I, Dunno island vacation with a couple of France gone and. And she promised her mother that she would wear a one piece. But we. pull the old SWITCHEROO. Well, it's a one piece when she turned, it is a one piece. But when she turned around, there's absolutely nothing to it but a couple strings. Like nothing at all to it. It's all her ass. I was show you. I will show you pictures she of age before you show it. Yes, she okay. What matter that's right. I need a warning label. Oh. Yeah Oh. Yes. It's all stringy and back in the front I guess there's a front as handle. So yeah. Basically, it's just as the front and the back looks like a flip flop I approve. I if you've got a body like that I say fuck fucker. Rocket. Well, if you feel like awareness about that, go ahead and wire Chur I'm not gonNA put any restrictions on you. Not, like I go to the beach anyway now I'd Albright The Sun is here in Florida like. Summer Oh bugging realize how bright it is at own my fucking. You will get sunburn and like like two minutes you're outside. Yeah. My nose well she. Cooked I'm I'm way to pay for this. We have a lifetime of base coat to I know better are you know I'm GonNa get skin cancer when I get older? You're you're pretty good. You don't like go bake from all the shit that I used to do when I was younger I used to live at the tanning salon I three days a week so. You know you recovery. We've I believe what some Tussin on a chip make people Li really your blog used to be Tan. Yeah. She really really really fat to know I have black and I'm looking like I am an archdeacon with a lot of very colorful tattoos like and not in inuit kind of way. But in a she hasn't seen Sun in the last twenty five years kind of away. Burn. Icelandic almost. It looks like a you're goth kids caused like seriously you. Despair. No just relate to try to get skin cancer. Son's really strong hair I kind of like to stay inside. Those introvert people will and for people who live in similar environments around the world like the you'll hear a, you know the heat index one, hundred, two here in New, York and people are dying in. That's like the whole summer. That's it at least that like. Like it's very humid at two, hundred, twelve shut up. Yes. Well, it doesn't get like desert hot here but swampy haute is you know that's a different fucking Gig. I'm telling you get like ninety five percent humidity and it's it's it's going ninety five degrees, which is i. don't know what in Celsius figured out relates the bugs yeah. There's some days the whole state of Florida sidelight.

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For. Anyway, like there is no wherever you live, you have to have a bug guy that comes around ruler regularly. Yeah. Skipped bug-eyed month. No matter who you are where you live how fucking insect free. You think Roger Houses it's not. It's did the bugs will come. All right. Buck bag really quick. Yeah. Yeah. Bill Invade. Skaters. Fuck Skaters Cheeses I. Dem's Skaters Walter really good for making those things. There was a there was a woman that that she posted a picture she said This is how how women would pose with their with their sex toys like like a man posing with Fish Ogata fishermen the. It's per, it's pretty funny like she's holding a body one by the by the by the end of the core like she smiles skit Hoodie in. PABST blue ribbon. She's She got another she's both ends of it. Out. Honey I WANNA be a trophy for catching this one here. This one here was my large one caught run the twelfth of about ten times the size of your little. Schmeichel that's not very nice. Well, it is. That was a big deal put. Big Fucking Delta Care. What you say oh my goodness, there is a gigantic. dildo stolen from the front of a sex toy not too long ago. It was one of those three foot dildos didn't we talk about this? No. We we saw on. TV show about it because we were sitting in the living room talking. About yeah. Did. You did the old bowl just go walk up rabbits. And they sell this thing on Amazon just so you know. But this is over in Las Vegas and it's it's fucking. It's a three foot doled out. Over his shoulder like a sacrifice and potatoes started walking away with it, and the thing is forty pounds mean who? WHO's questioning carrying a a three foot forty pound dog on his shoulder I mean you know what I'm saying? Excuse me Sir very intimidating. Dong. But then again is Las Vegas who the Bucks GonNa Question. Did you. What did he have his car ready to go? Did he like walk down the street? What happened? What was this escape plans? What he? Actually he threw it into his car and made a clean getaway. Mattress? No, he threw it in there. In the front seat and buckling the face now. You crafted the Hov Lane. WHAT'S THE TECH? He has its own personality my. Well. They have hard a hard time finding him because he's wearing the mask while serious were all town they're saying that it was it's retail's I twelve hundred dollars where you can actually go Amazon cheaper than that but it's it's big. We really wanted that. Dick. Dick Big Fed dig I've seen dudes take that up there but which I don't know how. Anybody takes it anywhere a lot of those giant toys. I'm not sure how it happens or I see somebody videos of it. So I know happens and sister roster it's also working up to it. It seems like I would have to put a lot of effort into getting the ASS GNOME into my ass. I would to. Some guys just I slip. That wouldn't. Much trouble at all. Even like A. Pause I don't think we even hit the sides we didn't even hit sides slept in by God then we're gone fucking cavernous Jesus Christ. I've seen some fucking holes in my day, but Jesus Gaipur. Guy Fire. By helicopter thing. There's this woman show was broke her husband's Dick Mel while she was shoes. She always in permanent damage because she she was right accidentally. No, no wasn't accidentally was accidentally, but it was it's dumb and is very rude she she was. It was in the middle of sex that you grab her phone during sex to do to go online shopping. And she liked zig when he shoulda zagged torqued it and I was fucking. Enjoy came off to too high and went back down. Yeah. You do the same thing I don't trust fucking go I. Don't grab my phone are no now your phone, but you'll you'll think. You have no idea of what's going on down there and you will fuck it makes huge movements out trying to not get my take broken and have you told me in many stories of that happening.

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So. Now when you start coming close to the ad I grabbed. You Fuck and stop it and you come off that God damn thing you are so breaking my Dick and it's not going to be funny. No it won't be funny. No, it won't be funny at all and you won't get any good luck for that. I. I hope I hope that this is like a photo shop. But there is a there is a store it's on the awning and on the whole. Whatever. The more outside yes. On the Marquis. It's for a sperm bank and it's called sperm city. Hall. Now. burbs. And Oh, but on the advertisements on the windows, it's as curbside service subsidiary of come town LLC how turn explained. But how does curbside service work at his sperm bag just like throw them their cup like. Everybody come get my obviously of the lamb style. Kind of yeah. You just throw it out I mean that's the way it goes right just throw it out. I mean the timing the timing is going to be critical as you're pulling up. Yeah. I would I would think so it's really going to be critical. You're going have to really wind up and take a good solid shot. I mean, obviously, they're just saying they're going to give you a Specimen Cup. You'RE GONNA put it in a cup drive up at hand you're up I mean come on. Now let's do like like runners and marathon grab bag, grab the cup and drink it. Report over their head. Guy Dr Ibuka. A discount if the sperm bank. Sperm that was collected during covid season. What if you're like I'm doing it in the car on my way I'm second Javale. They can traffic on the APP. Firm City Dot. com. Host. Like a year fucking Domino's delivered you mean, he funnier. Coming. Her Don't let the Sun don't let it get in. The Sun. I would happens I don't know the gremlins not like it. Does again like Mayo in the. I don't I don't yet. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. It does. Yes. That's exactly what happened. Did. You know the Scandinavian women have the highest X. drive in the world really Jan seconded that is Irishwoman Really Natalie's goes my fucking testosterone theory. I don't know maybe Scandinavian what we're big. Hairless. Animals. Are You I. Don't know what I mean. Okay. I always had the theory that that people was more tassone are just typically horny or you know what? I mean. down. Yeah. Harry women are just incredibly will jump on a day like nobody's business. Apparently it's it's Sweden Denmark Norway work. How are the ones that are getting my fucking leg into? It really does that's cultural or if it's Passed on on average they're just banging back. You know winner. If you think about it, it's cold. It's shitty outside. So you'RE GONNA be you're gonNA find out all the. Time. I don't know. I. Mean I don't I don't. Get, like twenty four hour summer and Shit worth that midsummer supposed to be. Any, they're up near the Arctic Circle. When you're in the Arctic Circle, you will have twenty four hour fucking sunlight days for sure That's like the definition of Arctic Circle. Now. So you're going to have some twenty four hour sunlight days. So there's GonNa be some nice days for sure. But during the winter, I mean fucking nine months of the year you could be indoors What are you gonNa tell it's true you an mark mark. ALGA. That's right. You're banging on yeah. You're getting the neighbors to come over for a little cheese fondue her going to have a reindeer lube fest. That's right. We're going to have fucking fucking lewd fisk a censored lube. Now fermented fish. Deep. That's I wonder if that would be a turn on for Nordic people who are really into the lewd Fisk Madison Nordic. So got why no you wouldn't be into it now or would they even notice probably not You're an ASS. Go, I'm out of here for the night. So I hope you have a great of your day a gray rest your night. Great rest of Your Week Day month whatever it is you doing shift. Dorgan. Media and go check out the other podcasts listen to and see how does. Well, I'm going to go.

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Yeah. I'M GONNA. Go Eat something I wanna go to fucking sleep. So. Doc tacos buddy does.