#316 Fuzzy Fetish Events

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The following program contains adult content. Chris Language of a sexual manner completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things. You'll wish you could here. If you are under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn it off. For those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. The. Weekend has landed all the exist. Now clubs drugs, Pope's and parts of four hours from the world man I'm going to blow steam and I'd like a screaming. I'm going to cut shit to strangers. All knife I'M GONNA loose plot on the dance floor. The free radicals inside me a freaking tonight I'm chip Travolta on three potter. I'm going to never never land with my chosen family man. We're going to get more spiced out the meal. Strong advocate and Tonight, it's be a personal Emma. Quick Blackburn. What's what's on the? And now live from rule thirty four stadium. I bring girl that is really into nuts with really really into nuts. Here she is your host, the one the only can kitty Oh. Hello, welcome to the sure. I am your host Katie with me as always is my favorite plus covered. FUCK TOLD MR S. Sure this is hit his world number three sixteen, and we are coming to you. Live from radio, DOT COM Kinky Katie Radio Dot com and cast dot net. You've got eight funds. Show for you today A. New Porn Pick, which is something interesting is something that may probably won't surprise you. Probably not probably I don't know that I've ever been surprised surprise. Yeah, that's true I of your point picture. A little frightened, well right? Yeah, right? Yeah I'm talking about for this show. I'm tired of journal Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yes, exactly I. Shows the show, but life I have to sleep next year. So I have to feel like I'm not going to be be drugged or given some mystery powder in my face. Wake up with an alien probing my ass. You know what I mean I'm trying to avoid alien. Ask probing or really any carnegie stuffed in. Bear Carcass. Nonconsensual, ask probing I'm trying to really keep to a minimum anymore. and. Keep your carcass to your fuck itself to whatever yeah keeps yourself. Make my fucking putting on your Goddamn. Mike Dick. I'm having. My Jack because it's attached to the I'm alive, and you cannot murder me to eat my deck either. I talking about point takes making me paranoid. Here where the fuck did this go and eat your Dick from I didn't get into A. Dr You saying you want to buy tech they don't. You got some other. Sit on your mind tonight. My God. Hey, we're also gonNA talk about later on core orgasms. That's right and how you can have them the the you know your side. It's kind of like an incentive to work out. Because it's, it's one of those things you know that you've heard of before. You know you're just not sure but I. You know I've heard from several people that this really does happen so it and it's really blows my mind. Look at these ads. Well I mean planet fitness can be a little aggressive with their no noise making policy and I'm just saying you're GONNA get thrown out. And eventually lose your membership for being too loud while you're working out unless you're one of those. We was quite evil hey. Counting in. Germany for each night. Doing. A say words in German. I only know a couple. Nine. Yeah No, I learned no in every language. Just so you know. German nine. See Works right there. Just like that works right there exactly. Oh my Gosh! We're also talking about this overpriced sex toy. I think she's absolutely ridiculous. But if it works for you, is it really overpriced? Autumn saying. If, that thing twiss your Dick the right way or whatever it is, send you into fucking. I'm just saying. Can you put a price shutters of enjoyment? Can you put a price on a decent fucking orgasm, can you? I've only got a buck seventy five.

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No, not enough yet. You don't care about your orgasm I. Definitely don't. Want to tell you that right now, fine. Anyway, we are asked to. Well I i. was asked I was at a email by by girl, she said. Why is that these scream net? When they say radio. No questions. What is what's his answer? The question hour before this. No, have you ever watched tennis? Come on that Jesus Christ saving you could maybe could do some of those core exercises while you're. Don't like explaining comedy. I'm just GONNA. Tell you right now. Hold on what I. It's not something I enjoyed it. It becomes not funny now. No I'll have to come up with some new. Because you made me explain it. Too late now. SPITS over. That bid for like six years been ruined ruined. Thanks. Think Emma or emmy. No, keep doing it. More or not I don't know we'll see. There's this. There's this strap on that I saw that I really fucking. What I've never seen any anything like it before. I mean it's probably existed in different forms like figuring all over the place, but anyway I was. Does it have like a DNA safety device to where if I don't consent, it doesn't take my print. It won't work. There's a built in camera right there at the base. And as a safety latch, yeah, yeah, it state has to see me identify me and then a schedule Retinas right right now and then confirms my consensual. Effect with whatever's going on here. Okay thumbprint, right? A- Ask pucker print. And then the camera turns on videotape the entire proceedings, so we know that there is nothing that goes beyond any boundaries of course because I want to memento. That's the low close alluvial alleviate tattoo. Oh. Anyway it's called the lumberjack strap on and. Walking Loud. Disley! Go ahead. Why don't you describe said Lumber love again? They. Don't big on it. It's it's. It's an average normal sized comes with. I mean that is. Is Well, no, it has a weapon. In case, he says No. Smooth! Focus Line I have. No it's what it looks like it's it. It's a suspender harness. NYC It's got. It goes around like the normal jockstrap. Is But. It's guide. It's guy. SUSPENDERS On top of the of the the crotch play Medicos over the show, it looks cool. It and it looks like secure so basically. The suspenders are helping to hold up. Said Fuck device, so it doesn't flop down like you have more more sturdiness. So you could have a bigger tong basically. Well I will get heavier one. Yeah Yeah yes, that's yes, something more hefty. Okay more girth or more own today we know how that works out when you find somebody to use it. I don't think hard. It wouldn't be I. Don't think, but you know. For emails tomorrow. Look to use that no one like. Fetlife, sorry China. They knew they knew before you sat it. They get mornings. 'cause predictive. Probably you know. The the fucking personal assistant in the House has been listening to you. You. Already, have that. They know already so they've already sent notifications to the proper people. Since since I was looking at that lumberjack harnesses so fucking funny. I got a suggestion for tight as fuck vaginal tightening cream. I Titus. I mean I have a perfectly good way to tighten your pussy. fucking, mines. Located as well. Taking Dead Square and you're. Just Punch you. Keep Entree to. Me You know you gotta get it from different angles to swell shut like it got to bear trap down there look all.

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Right it'll be. You told me that it didn't hurt. It didn't, but it was a really really was disturbing. Looking well, I mean there's nothing like seeing like an eggplant. Hanging off your fucking nut sack did is you're not I would not is looking like a fucking eggplant, just drooping off. Shiny and taught. In a pop it was scary for sure. Yeah I know especially when you're screaming at me and I'm still drunk from the night before laying. In my vase screaming I was dressing down more look what you did. You look what you did you look you. Wake up right now. You wake up when you look at my balls, yeah! Talking to Larry. You to admit after after you realized what had happened, and that it didn't hurt and then I put some ice on it and it went away. You thought it was hilarious. Waking up with fucking giant swollen testicle in your face, Lord. Tell me. smacky went went around. Smack the nut. Must have I don't know what else you know. Why pictures of the backs of your legs in your ass and stuff from would be snagging. Yeah also the two by four. Yeah that was that was me it wasn't you I didn't I did I did not touch that night. That was the same night of the castration. That's. Station so fucking fuzzy. There was so much going on that night. Like, fucking circus an half. You're like what we dropped quite a bit acid and I was. Out of my fucking mind socket, I had no idea what was going I have weird, little flashes from that. I've been I. Seem to to to like there was a superhero chick raimo dildo of a guy's ass on a patio, like on the pavers yeah. Screaming at everybody just Kinda. Sorry, you're in trouble, but we're not help. We don't know if you're in trouble, but. Nobody's helping. You GonNa turn with him to. See I don't remember any I just have weird little flashes of Weird Shit, going on nuts hanging in cages and. Christmas lights. Yeah I know it was time now I remember having a really good time was. Party. When was the most wonderful time of the year? You got no. Strangest like events. We ever went to for like twenty different reasons. For a lot of a lot of different times, December seems to be was always the crazies month Russ the just like the weirdest shit happening. We went out and did we are at the post events? Yeah I guess me because it was cooler outside and yeah. People are less agro in Florida. South Florida when it's a little, you know more temperate when you don't step outside. With a wet hot. Carbon I know that smells like swap as I know I grew up here live here. Quickly note tomorrow I'm going to be doing need. Repeat offender podcast and I. Don't know when it's going to be asked. Life sped. Ballots, you know so easily works better when you tell people something that it's actually available now. I know they have attention span of GNATS. Yeah, but I drugs I'd slap some boot like I put. A tweet is left some tits on people like hey, and they re tweeted a lot more people see it and I think Oh. Okay, Smites, that's that's my way. Reasoning okay, I mean you could go with branding, but okay. Sure tests always works. Tech cells sure yeah or Tetsuo. There is this fucking. There's a sex toy for guys. It's. It's called the blowhole. Stroke And Inspire. Good old blowhole am cut stroger maybe. Twenty on it. Down to forty you gotTA have to phase power coming into the building for that Goddamn Katie that thank gotTa, Hammy. Anymore. We're all solar now Bambi. Deflate. One digging into. Why. It's unclear it's, but it's on clearance for one hundred twenty six bucks. This fucking thing and I've seen. You know that's not excessive. We come on. That's not like Symbian land. I mean for something. That's just motor box. I mean this is Super Pricey. You know what I mean by. It's it's yes, you can't put a price on that kind of an orgasm.

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See if you knew the product wasn't show, you would care about spending fucking three grand or whatever it just looks like a ribbed beer cousy. Special Beer Cozy especially. Up here, cousy Ben what. Would you like to know? does that now. Look like nothing that really doesn't look like nothin'. Maybe, it's got a cool fucking feature inside I. Don't know what could be motorized well swirlies it is it's a it's got different vibration settings for. Little things inside the do things. Now I lady Delos have those by one. What are we have Mendel lows? At that way? You could be terrified when you're sticking deg your take into a machine. That actually has a moving parts they do. They have a lot of those. I'm just saying when isn't for me. That's I'm thinking if it has a lot of moving parts like inside the thing that I'm sticking my jake into I'm not sure how you know hip I am to do you know what I mean? Yeah, it's sounded like fun well. They're also saying that this thing is waterproof. Looks really short two. Out of three inches, I don't like a little fucking. Risk Cuff, little buddy I mean I don't. See. My and stays at rubber. You might my I'm like Crampton. Looks like foam like a beer cousy, or even like you know a float chain for your keys to your boat. floaty things. What if you're not having size you buy doesn't come in sizes or what you can squeeze it. That's another thing they say you. Pliable. Big As tight as you wind or Two dollars at your dollar store. You can get a little cousy of your choice, and you can warm it or heat or cool town. That's right. Stick a vibrator on the outside of it or whatever? That shit up seeing the thing is so, but there's only one thing that this. FUCKING 'EM Cup blowhole can do bit one of those. You can't say well. No, it says you can Bluetooth to your smartphone. You WanNa. Do you want statistics on how much jerk off sorry it like how long it takes! That's GONNA. Be Awesome if you get hacked by the Chinese. It, but why do they care? What are they? GonNa, why people? LIKE JERK! I don't think I have no idea. Why would people care? But the point is I'm sure. There's a lot of people who you really just don't want. Those statistics being spread around public I don't know why they would i. would care I fuck a rat's ass. You can look at whatever you want to look at, but I can see I understand where some people might be a little reluctant. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah Use that thing five times a day, Jesus, Christ man when you get any work done. Looking at right there at three o'clock, you were still the office you deck I was sending long. In, the fucking cubicle. You did that in the fucking cubicle you, Moron. You have tied your hip instagram account asshole. leaderboard fucking alert goes off. It's time to masturbate ails beaten off. He's beaten now. Deals having personal time right now. He's in a meeting as Easier to meetings and dispose sorry. I see his his ring. It's going or whatever the fuck they was called. It went to olive our counterstrike digital. Anyway, blow up my G. There is a loss that someone took a picture of that ended up having a deformity to make it look like it had giants. Are you talking about like like a female? Jewish lady Gaga No. We grew up with okay. No an actual real loss. Oh my God! It's wasp. Let's see. Green tits. That's the color of its skin. Okay. I always thought loss for like Golden Brown. Well, it'd be back at them. Maybe it went pulled that tie in the yellow. You know it's a little different kind of. Green tests tickled video. What are we milk them? You want to try to milk one. No. Here yeah, what if it was the prostate milking? This different. Not Different, you announced a lumberjack. So took a picture a it was A. It was a car. It's a Taurus, but they put clip above it, so it's a giant Morris. So they are you gonNA. Find your car in a parking lot dick. Just look for the. Iranians with Dolores. Moldova. Doing a thirty year old seinfeld jokes to relate.

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Lighten up the mood in the room. Dow fucking hair. That's because that just POPs into our head. Every time we hear somebody say Dolores. Every immediately that that could have you ever had a show like that that just like like. The second you hear two words. Put together immediately. You think of that. Show that movie. One of them Laura Hey all right, so we're going to go to Mike hurt segment by standing by. It might not be the porn you would think. It is the point Katie wide. It's time on again for. Pick of the week right so my porn pick of the week. A. This goes into my feeder fetish your own okay. Feeder. I I don't know that it's a fetish for you, but. Interested in be eating all the time for sure. Yes, so thing for you. It is I'd like to they're. Not GonNa Make Funnel Shit. You know no I'm not going to. You're not a goose for you're constantly going. Hey, you want me to make you play your liver. Do you want some fried stuff? I have the FRYOLATER. Once, you get the oil. Anyway, whatever well because you are doing because of my my feeder fetish I have been watching a lot of this like. Bodybuilder named Brian Shaw and I've been watching Oh. Yes. Workout, and whatever because he's massive, but I don't care about. Him working out. I just want to watch him. Eat Dude like six hundred. And he's like seven five, you know. Five I think he's four, hundred, four, hundred, seven thousand. He's like close to seven foot. I think though. Mungo world's strongest man like five times or some shit. Yeah, no Brian Shawn's. He's been watching Bryant. Eat Yes. Like may like the other day for for watched this thing. He eight is strong mandate in one day and this smaller guy who's probably fucker massive to but next to him. He just looked super small. was just normal huge. Alien Monster huge. Okay, well they. He was making him eat the same thing. Mike for Breakfast. They had a half a gallon of milk like eight eggs and foregin seventeen pounds of pancakes. Oh my God. They go, this is Murehwa, and now we're GONNA have a snack like half an hour. Usually what? But I I just like to watch him. Eat and make a whole bunch of. Let's not disturbing. It's not too bad. Frightened at all I mean I'm not gonNA I. Don't eat that much so good luck with that, but okay. No, I know but I'm, but I'm just saying like, but that's like it kind of. Turns me on and does all right so now. There's also another thing that I've been watching. It's a complete polar opposite. I've been watching L. P. Porn. L, little people for yes, wow, I have male or female well, it's mostly well. It's male. Is The L. P. MOSTLY LP bail on. Normal female. Yes, okay some the other way, but I don't know. It's just disturbed me a little bit. It did really. Felt Rabi, wow. Little people need to fuck. Out discriminating little people deserve orgasms. It's an mental for me. Anyway so I was. That's what the. LP's got fuck. Fuck. Let's say you're saying because I think I. would totally Brad Williams comedian again? I'm kind of a slot for Comedians. Anyway, you know you definitely are. There's no doubt about got for sure actually a anybody who does something that you like a lot. That's a really delicious Taco. Good Review. That and made guacamole. Oh. I was on my friend. Go Ear TACO. You're going like full Japanese anime now. There's a weird point connection food and like Japanese animated. I mean that's a whole series yes. Oh, yeah! Yeah? That's definitely that's very corny. Well, that's. Well not only that it is that particular animate like very pointy reser eating food there.

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Rio, orgasmic like closed, bursting off to could show if you haven't seen it, it's on Netflix now it's. Take everything explodes. Good like blood or anything going on like that, it's people cooking. That's the entire fucking anime. You would think like. How could they do that in like actually story? But they give you a story. That's not bad to follow like. Wow, then you cook for your grandfather and then his goes buzzed. The online. It's pretty creepy really when you consider. They're supposed to be a high school again. There's a lot of things in high school, but nobody's having sex with dusty brought. Mentally they're closer. It will actually physically. They'll sit there and fucker. Rub One out when they had like a Bryce in their mouth, the wrong way goodwill. In not not only like in like that particular intimate just handed may in general. There's a thing about eating wear when food comes on the deeply, describe I mean you're in an anime where there's like people fighting and doing all kinds of shit, but when they sit down for a bowl of rum and they you know they do like a beauty presentation with exactly what is in it in how delicious it is, you know how many like each several ingredients and how they tau long made cookie forward it's. They have. It's a thing for sure in Japan. Foreshore food is is, is you know? They've cookbooks and videos on how to replicate food in in certain enemies. Dead serious. I've seen videos on similar things. Yeah, like. How do you make the Naruto fucking Rahman? Yeah and. From Not Rachi Rahman. Each idea African Karaki some shit like that. So people. Tell me keep. You Really Understand S. Newark New Q. To Robin originally the I. Just yell at me. Good. Cool what is wrong with you, brain damage reds in CDC. Has Whole fucking brain damage all right so there is. There's this new thing that these fucking cheapoo's are doing to their lips, which ones? Dumb ones to fucking which lips Oh, down there. You don't care about which girls whatever L. figuring out. What are you talking talking about the lips we get there and spirit northern hemisphere lovers lip lead actual lady I know not singular. I mean they could be doing those, too, but then again, not even near the Dolores region. Right Okay, we'll we'll. They're doing. It's called Wavy Lips. I'm taking shots. You say what it is okay, maybe lips. Taking one of those you know back in the eighties when you had the wavy hair irons. Yeah they're taking a creeper to to their lips. Is that was happening CRANFORD LIP? Yanni hang on. You gotta get that thing up to three seventy five before your lips are GonNa. Stay, hang on, hang on a hit. It was a little bit of awkwardness right now. Right. Says, get a pinch it. I'm GonNa show you what it looks like it. It is a Cosmetic Surgery. Clam lives hirose reclaim lips. Yeah, the top the top live is. It's exactly what it says. Had To. Like lip shape. Of A wobbly clam. Literally like the front view of a close clam. If you make a pucker. You'll keep more like an asshole. I have no idea what it looks like with my rubbed like between the two of them. What, what is the aesthetic then because that's what I care? Your Dick has the to to. Roughly on top what I'm saying is I don't really know if that's GonNa happen unless I see. It is what I'm saying I. How do I know? How do I know what the aesthetic is until? I I mean you know it's one thing to visualize sometimes sometimes you have to do the experience bias craftsman. With craftsman I. WE'RE GONNA. Go to episode of thirty four and when we come back, we're going to have the core Gaza as well as new tits, man, and a really fucking stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid bitch so. Repect back. Yum? It's time for the and repressing snack. The point you would think. It is. Wrong. It's time once again. So I know we're of getting into a little early, but I've just got me started thinking about the movie that we watched.

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You know you're getting me thinking about that Jake having some fine oral sex and you know I'm starting to like wander away. Mandalay and that's what. You're! Talking about keeps you on your toes. Well actually has to do with that. Because what's the turn me on landladies, Guy and I it. Really Kinda hit me. Remember watching it guys licking thing. Youth Oh okay because they had a whole of him licking bucket cantaloupe. And then going down her and it just. Yeah either episode. And then later on. After, we watch that movie. We were watching. Old Comedy central from. Louis, J, Gomez and Steve Lick Zand and it's just like. It's like it makes you quit Joe. Gomez major trump is what you're saying. Yeah! Just? Yeah, okay well. He's got a good haircut. Are you with the hair all. Fine fine taste in fucking hairstyle now. Do it to like I, do you just you lick things like objects? You're like. Okay is this like like when you're taking a lot of psychedelics and you think I'm doing something intentionally. That I'm not doing attaches now now. This is sober. Maybe I'm doing it intentionally because you don't really know if it's intentional or not now this is not on drugs well, probably high. Adjunct drugs. Yeah, I don't. I don't really know what you make Seattle. I like do that very often at all. Times? For me I I know it's not you do to suck with me and then I go. To easy. Okay well. You have to tell me what is happening because I. Don't know that I'm doing it. Could Be Jota subconsciously, maybe sometimes I read things to do, I'm like because it's just for me, but then there's other times that I mean there's the like leaky Steph the. I don't know that I don't get into when you're like really super aggressive and he's like L. Styling. And that's could be what I wanted right then. Ads. But I don't know there's certain things that that are then on. I don't know sometimes I. Just want you to pay for the experience. You don't have any. Other. You're asking for this. All. No you and making the generally. Welcome back CK's world resume DOT COM KATIE RADIO DOT com reader kissed dot, net. Didn't get me on the twitter later at King's Katie radio hit area, DOT com. Dot Com Katie Green. You on facebook. For a minute hard. That droning like. Weird one. Steady! Flow. You know yeah. Jam. Exactly something. I had I had someone asked me the other day that said Has Your Pussy ever snatched a condom with? A. Know. Evans I mean I use that fucking electric thing. Pulses, my mice servic floor will puts not even like like your pussy snatches there, but that's what happens. When you wear a condom, you blow not inside condom, and then you sit there until it becomes flaccid. Sit marinate. and. Or You? Just drill on after after you bust. Not Banned at Dick goes from super swap to normal size again and you know by that name I spoke super slow, and by then you stretch out the neck hole of that condom. I mean like you know what I'm saying. Well, that depends if you're grower shoulder also I guess some guys just get hard, and that's what happens. Yeah, yeah. That's alien. Wine Cock breaks. A how that happens how it's like no it just it gets a little bigger than it is and a little fatter, and it just gets hard.

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What no! No, this is like one of the little fireworks. You lied on fire in all listening Oh my God. How did that happen? Yeah, there's they've like the snakes. Like went up by a buyer five hundred percent. What the fuck is going on with us out of like six inches. Exactly fucked. Keep it. What did you? Hold your nose and blow really hard like. Just like pop it out turkeys done. Does this magic? I'm not sure people really really blood vessel stupid. Okay. Jargon jargon magic is all I'm here. Jerking. Pixie does. Dick Ferry that yeah exactly I don't care really where it comes from I'm just glad that it does. You know what if I? That would be no fun at all of negative. That would suck balls. Feel like everybody else then I don't know. I don't know. How. How! I've only had one deck I'm not sure how it feels to have another tech that Saddam Hussein I know what? Never had one even contrary to. Believe. You know you're like Dick away from being charged with rape at some point I'm telling you. Hey, maybe not rape. That's that's a little harsh. Thank you, okay, but you would definitely get me man. You're like you're. There would be several things that you do on a regular basis. That would-be creepy. Yeah. They're not creepy. The way you do it, but yes, if if you're a guy and you approached girls, the way you approach is. See Am Not any. Do. Do. I approach girls kind of the same way, though the sometimes you do sometimes you're. I mean well eighty percent of the time you're just county to. I mean that's like eighty percent chance you Yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you really. You don't give a female much. Now ear. It's like if they do something years eight you. You're just irritated. And that's yeah. If somebody has a Dick, you're much more likely to give them a little bit of leeway. You'll give them okay. You're just to guy you see. It's exactly it. See Your Dick away from getting me to. Oh I got one Senate tweet to that. Jacob Ryan I got he favored it I don't. You. Talking about is as somebody that's on the interweb days. We do with the pussy that about the time that I show. You and I'm like I. I saw him I. Have I see it? I don't know how to feel. See, I'm not sure how to feel and like it. Though okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah so I. I mean I'm not you know it's still just a strange strange thing concept for me? Not Yeah, you have to wrap your brain around. It looks completely male. Yes, but but still has a female looking part has of China the biggest Klay. Real by dudes. I you know I'm definitely curious is what I'm saying. Hundred percent curious, right? Yeah, I'm foreshore. For Gigi Stack of acid, and yeah, of course you go I, would know what to think afterwards afterwards I wouldn't. What just happened there? What. I. Don't. Jump confused but I feel could I I probably wouldn't ask questions. Go back to the tape. I probably wouldn't I gotta tape. I'd probably should be just fine with it. So I can't see you having a problem I probably not. I mean I prefer you know non Harry. People know what I mean. Face doubles not generally my thing. It just isn't you know what I mean slight slay beard. Like Scott the used to wear it back back in the day the chance, rain. The did stir up. That was the soil. My facial, even though I have a beer now that's because I don't you have? It was because I? Don't cut it back? Then I didn't have the patience to actually let it grow in because I'm not a Harry who'd right. Yeah, so that is all the only places he grew is where shaved. Like if he grew in okay I, left it, and if he didn't and that's what I ended up with. Well. That was why my facial hair was the way it was. It kinda good that I liked that look now now I know if I just go full fucking. Just don't cut it into the atoms.

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It starts to look like Hey, look, it looks like I can grow shit. It's Weird Really Strange I. Look like an adult now I do i. Really do. There's a discussion. Of And I was reading it because I was reading it on facebook because I can't do anything for another fucking day. We think because of is laying. Maxwell Post Weekday. was you posted something about her being a pedophile? Maybe an somehow say that the person who's been accused of being writing a pedophile ring whose partner committed suicide you know, you figure that like something you'd be allowed to do. Yeah, Well Weird I. Don't know it's really strange. Well, the question was there asking. It was in this one group. They're asking guys if they would ever fuck a pregnant woman who wasn't carrying their baby absolutely. Not, my problem I, know you okay. Pregnant knocked up to is at the same time. Ever pregnant women. Pregnant women are hot. I tried to tell you it's hormonal. No I I know I, know you. Like it. Yeah, yeah, hundred percent every all up in it. Do that okay I? Don't care whose baby it is. I'm not fucking baby fucking your vagina. There they're like you know connected, but one one container is not the other container that's right that babies in a little bag. There was a cutoff place, right? Let the water bed rock. Just saying it's all right. I mean what would that say that? I'm willing to stab my out to fuck my own baby, but I'm not like to fuck your like that doesn't make any sense. You know what I mean. Zero sense at all. That's not my baby. I care less about you know what I'm saying I'm not that I don't care about the next dudes maybe I. Mean a sure. It's maybe I care about it. That's fine, but you know I'm not doing anything to the baby. I'm doing something to the Mama I. Remember when Bella. Donna was still doing porn when she was pregnant. We have that one time where we went to the party and there was. A witness Maggie, young girl, doing the bondage, and if smacky stuff, and she was like eight months pregnant, she was rather. Very Nice, Oh, I totally. Very very nice. I totally forgot about our friend to shoot used to pregnant. I think we met her when she was pregnant with the fire spinner boy, oh, yes, really. She was a washy. That's rise member. She had one halloween puts. You made her tummy into the Jacqueline gets. Okay. I forget about that, so do I forget about that well three billion years ago I know that I'll actually fire away so crazy. Yeah, well so. What there's you know, pregnant woman has gotta fuck to of course everybody Hor near the more pregnant. You are in certain spots of it. Yes, he'd fucking Hump Hump Your leg we. Now Yeah, but you know yes. Get, her. Line. Don't out me. All right, there's a there's. There's eighteen year old girl. She is. She's from Georgia and no fancy Georgia, but she's fuck dumb as rocks. Okay, you could have just left our shift from them I could've. Made George. Hey you're you're Florida Jason? We know not always right with you. Whatever I we bleed over is what I'm saying. I'm not all right. We believe invaded them with our fucking weirdness. So you know we come from like the fuck degenerates of the country. You're in the Borderland between Florida and the rest of the country. So that's let. DNC, for people up North. You know what I mean. We have a barrier against Floridians. Can't come in kind across the Carolinas Georgia. I Pretty much well. Just about this person. She got duped. Dave Dave. Dave Walmart. This guy told her that he worked for America's funniest home video. The old America's funniest home videos. And he he got her to let him suck her toes. And he's a fucking. He's already registered sex offender. For more crimes. See back back back thirty forty years ago. That would just you know that really probably would get you in trouble however today. What would he I know? He was charged sounds like it wasn't a Oh. Yeah, he was charged. Charged with no, he was charged for a Lincoln legal in Georgia well. He was also a prostitution to because offered her a hundred bucks.

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Okay and Filmed it like and then they found out that you know he misrepresentative himself right. So Lousy can't say you're a producer and you know making a porn. Right out and. You know what I think about. The weirdest thing is like the actual act of Lucky Gaito. Is that would that like? If you said Hey, I'll give you fifty bucks to like tell. How is that prostitution? Is it I don't know. Is it really? Are you not allowed to put your mouth on somebody for money? I mean but like you're fine I. See where get your your your fucking argument there but I'm just saying in general. Really Mo, do you think no, could it be? Good if he. Would you live in a place where like can put your mouth off? Just saying you're still in Vanilla range, you're in Vanilla. Range tasks are pretty vanilla well I'm just saying you're not even getting really weird yet and I'm already breaking the law. Jesus Schiphol's. My God I. We're GonNa go to your favorite segment. Stab any my. boobs in and on the news. It's time once again for Shit, man, and all right so this woman totally went all ham. It was in Florida big surprise. This woman was going to a meeting The choose having with the guidance counselor and her seventeen year old son. Well Sons Guide counselor meet. While there was a woman that was there was walking in there into the office, and she was with a new student, which happened to be her kid and she had her. Locate top on and had had. A. Very Nice Nice. Rack was looking good very valuable. She rise right well. The woman fucking raised. A fucking fit and told she she's like cover your. Fucking, look at you hanging out how she's like! How embarrassing are You Shady Yourself? My son is with me. You're at school. God have the Lord didn't make you that way, woman. He made you with a shirt. That goes all the way up to your. God. Damn Neck I. DON'T WANNA. See No deck l'otage. Well. She ended up getting arrested because she reached I would. Both hands grabbed her. Ted's like squeezes them together and like yanked her top up. So she assaulted her. Yeah job because. She was arrested for disorderly contact. Conduct, conduct? Shit and anyway. And, oddly enough to same woman was caught in a Walmart later on a world star hip hop of video, refusing to wear her mask. Same Line probably same lady. She's fucking Curry's. Here's another Stephen Little good. Viking this guy this nineteen year old. He got a and he had a hooker. And he called the cops. because. He said that he paid sixty bucks to a couple of prostitutes performed sex acts and and they didn't do what he wanted to do. Money back yeah. So said Yeah. One gave more gave him heading. The other was in the living room and. I WanNa know what kind of hookers he thought he was going to get for sixty dollars for two of them. Well look what you think. hookers junior I mean. That's bad in the daytime hooker. Praise really. Know. You're getting into dangerous territory. If you're not gonNA, spend on. A decent decent prostitute has been hosed out at least. Pressure West L.. something. You know what I'm saying. Like what are you getting for sixty dollars? To Walk for two. We're not talking about a hand massage father here, but for some reason this is really fucked up. He started to negotiate with the cops. Said Fine. I'll just take forty dollars back because she did kind of make, she did suck my Dick but she didn't get me. I like it so. I. Felt, Twenty Bucks Fair. then. Where's your mother? Where is your mother? Who raised you? Seize your Mama to. Know where she and I just wanted to like where a person comes from that.

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They thought that that was gonna be a great idea. To call the COPS. Already back, I mean nineteen to give me a dime bag a weed to. And and IT'S A. Little Bit of child pornography. Twenty was supposed to give me. All right, so we are going to talk about the core Gazza. A little bit yeah, how's IT had segue powerful? Straight of SEGUE. Slid right into the fuck. Like seamless really. So. They're saying that I was I was reading an article about it, and they said scientists aren't even exactly sure why that it happens. Yes, but what Chad tell tell pray tell the people out there. What exactly it then happens is. Well from what core Gazza is is when you're doing certain exercises that strain the muscles in your abdomen and pelvic floor. You have to do it in a there. There's different certain exercises you can do, and you have to do in a certain order to arouse. It doesn't work. Yeah? And it's a deep, vaginal or Yeah, yeah, how your stimulus stimulator rubbing something is happening inside for some women, yes, as during like leg lifts or squally Canada read it lifts crunches and and certain kind of Mike back bends and shit like that. Also guys can get him to while gay guys can get him to, and they said that it similar to prostate orgasm. Not Actually see that happening. I could see like the flexing sometimes if you really pucker in your ass when you're railing, somebody. Yeah. Yeah accentuates what's going on for sure. So I could see it. Some of there's a There's a list and there's also a instructions on what you do, and and how you need to like at what order, but they'd take crunches side crunches leg lifts. Knee laughs at thrusts, and from what I've heard from. Some women is is it's not like something that happens all the time for a lot of them. You know it's like something that's happened a few times in her life, right? You know it's tone. Expect fucking miracles sweat. I'm telling you about. If you're in the right mood squeezing the right way, you're not to squeeze it. Yeah, you know what you need to squeeze your lady. Who knows how to get yourself off anyway? I would imagine you could feel the burn where you need to feel the burn right I would hope. I would hope let me sometimes sometimes. Women don't know when orgasm is, and then they're like Oh. Oh, that's. It's true. I've heard that before. That's when I first started out fucking getting myself I didn't know that that was an orgasm. Yes, wouldn't you think it was? I thought I'd just paid a little. Okay. You know I really. I wasn't sure like I'd take out the vibrated. That would just be like Bush. Okay. And then I started do different things, and then that's when I discovered anal toys and. I, was doing the anal toys with the fucking bullet on my Clinton's. Foot toy of my snatch to and. Then I'll just say. That's no orgasm. Oh just. It was fucking grew. Anyway, every time you around. The Corner Gas Orgasm that I actually like. Would you do leg lifts? If you thought that you could get off somehow doing it, yeah, would you actually does that? Make you think maybe as you're masturbating? You should be doing leg lifts as you're actually stimulating yourself where. The fucking. Maybe it could be a good idea. I mean if I were you Lee. You really sound like you're pushing me like no, you need to work out if work don't I was just wondering I wanNA. Know I WANNA? Know frameworks I firsthand. What I've heard I know what women claim. Why don't know if it's real until it's real? That's just like the fucking You know saying my Dick on the wavy lifts. You know what I mean we'll see. We do I know how going GonNa feel about my deck being on the way lips until I see it on the way we live. Here's the thing though we could. We could also try out watching more of. Our. Issue Fears Yoga Shit and because show weird fucking broadcast because I said that there's there's a couple of yoga poses that you can put into your routine that will. Trigger to and I would imagine if. There are probably people who have who have claimed orgasm during Yoga for sure. Winner be I'm always afraid that I I'll fart.

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Okay. Yeah I would imagine a happens. Look you know I get the nervous thing to maybe make a couple of extra bucks if you do. So! Guys are into the yeah. No, that's federal stew. That's absolutely true. Well this going to be, there's going to be new videos. Way Left of your toe looking if you're in Georgia right out. I mean it's like way. Left of they're. Very far. And it's still not way out in the end either. It's true case you're watering. There's I know there's going to be newborns coming out because there's there's GonNa be. There's GonNa be new technology. It's fucking hacked. There's a there's a new smart toilet. You've probably heard of it. Already, but it recognizes you from your ass. Your ass. Yes, how you said we're the pressure is. All the settings and everything and has got like three centers on the toilet seat by itself, and then the camera is right on the bottom, so you could check it out. That sounds handy. It's like right before the P trap. Okay, if it's a big old fucking, bless I look. You're getting fucking the goat every time. Yeah, it's Lady Goat, man, coat, it scans. Your whole will ever, but then you could see your whole I mean if you're into. Some people are really. CLEAN ASSHOLES! To here again I, you know I don't really need to look at my butthole. I'm okay without seeing it. We have a good relationship that way. He stays on his. Yeah, exactly mean I'll take care of you a clean you you know. I'll pat you whatever whatever data loss you got you. We don't need to ever be IDA. I, that just doesn't cover you know you know what I'm saying. You don't WanNa be up close and know yourself really new July care no negative I. Don't have to look at my butthole so I'm not going to pay. Always tell us to squat over mere get to know yourself. You know I would say that some women don't understand like like. That's like me looking down at my Dick that's. My Dick has. Plans for my Dick I've been my ass Internet. I mean sorry asshole. You're like one of my my least favorite fucking horrify seriously your way down the fucking list. I I like my ear holes. Holes knows holes my Jake Cole. You're like the bottom home. You've well. You've been a lot of fucking travel. If that whole wasn't functional. A I'm not saying. I love all my holes I love my whole almost equally, but I love. How is. Okay! You love a little less. Time, yeah, of course he's. He's the fuck and yet. The News Venus is always the bastard child. It's never really Nice A. There's a lot, we. Love it I love my butthole. It's the whole I. Don't WanNa go look at though I mean you know. As long as everything feels fine down there, and I can make clean and things are working properly other than that, you know. Give occasional trim up. Developed that area down there fine go, you'd be tight. That's all fine and Dandy. Get a monthly email report from your from the health of your news good. no-ball excited. For My fucking prolapsed anus. I'm sure some people would do that for Sheva. Yeah, but there's a lot of people that would be totally interested in watching themselves. Shit I. AM sure of it. Sir Watching their partnership like this, people like to go on top of glass tables or or watch a watch. Their neighbors shit. Stuff. Anyway I. WE'RE GONNA get Outta here on that note. We're GONNA. Leave it at that. We're GONNA stop raided Poo Poo Cam. My got all right well. I hope everybody has a great rest of your night gray your day. Shift, or whatever the hell you are doing working out. Maybe you're having core orgasms. For Roy if you are or if you have placate, Katie now, yes, I wanNA, know. What were you doing? How do it? Where's the radio? Is Everything, see. All right everyone well. Parts. But. See. I! Didn't I didn't get that bad tonight? Was! Pretty. Green leafy. Fog Fats. tacos and those.