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The following program contains adult content, kraz language of a sexual manner completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things you'll wish you could hear. If you are under the age of eighteen, easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn off. For those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. The weekend has landed all the exists now clubs, drugs, popes, and parts of four hours from the world man I'm going to blow steam on my like a screaming. I'm going to cut shit to strangers all knife. I'M GONNA. Lose the plot on that dance floor, the free radicals inside me a freaking tonight. I'm chip Travolta I'm three popper I'm going to Never Neverland with my chosen family man. We're going to get. Out In meal strong advocate, anything tonight could be a personal life. Quick Buck per and. What's the loft? And now live from ruled thirty four stadium. I bring a girl that one fucked frozen sukey needs. She wanted a regular one later. Here she is your host the one the only. Katie Oh. Hello, welcome to the show. This is King Katie's world number three fifteen. I'm your host can compete with me. as always is my favorite coverage. Fuck Toy the Winnie the amazing the Mr as sears all right. You gotta find show for you to, too. So I'm hoping or guessing never got new tich man new porn pick. And are unusual on Banter answer I knew. But I could sense it you're you're coming with the banter. Your fancy words. Never in my life. I've ever had the fancy mustard. Only the best. Telling, you hate me so good. Yeah. People are like I don't fucking know. No, they understand. Get fancy mustard and not getting fancy mustard. Everybody gets that. They get it. Get it. Get this snappy dog. You know what I'm saying. Does. You Make Fun of mice that you don't like savvy dogs I. Didn't say I didn't like them I'm just saying I really prefer shitting dog. Shitty Dog Air Quality stuff is just. Not what I'm looking for a lot of the time, I mean I like it just fine I do enjoy them, yeah. Said, I. You want a hotdog I'll think it should be dogs. Weird if I ever craving like a hot dog, I. would. I WANNA. GO TO COSTCO and their hot dogs and you know they can't be like I, know they're like a buck fifty. You get stuck and drink in. Shillong dog then. You know. It is a giant leader. and. You can't let go wholesale. The Wholesale Club definitely has a fucking in on very large wieners. Very learned they will smother shit for you. And you can't I'm. You can buy them there to them there, but you have to buy when like packs of like eighty. You! If you'RE GONNA have one dog. You might as the Indian. Fridge anything else. Talks. Got Any. It's August is hot dog month or We're stocked up for summer. Wehner, Fast August meeting point. doggiest. GotTa love a good Weiner fast. Do you know if you were in Italy you'd be clearing out in a month of August like do they do hard vacations? Tire mantia really thing I don't know. I don't know why, but I know it exists because we try to do something in Italy. During the month of August, you better check really be letter. Make sure I because people and take off used to do a lot of stuff over there. Yell. Yeah, you're innocent things stuff. Things Mr International, but no. That's all right. Sounds that allowed to. Skidding. something. I don't know. Somebody talk to you. Hey, what are we doing? Are we doing stuff? Can we do some stuff? Some things some stuff so I got some news before the show I'm going to share it the. Thing you very much. I'm having the other half of my not finished on the twenty ninth Bahrain. Good for you good job.

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That's all right. Good job. Budget save that fainted okay. Well, you have an outline on your. It's always weird when you have like you go, and you get a one session done, and all you can about is getting. You know because you have half done Datu. Yeah, so nobody wants to Tattoo. Unless unless they unless you're just have tattoos. That's what you wanted to go for. That's right. But but. But Bam. Anyway I don't know I think I might leave facebook. Really. I'm really thinking about it. I'm Melissa you now I'm really really thinking about it because. Things are just getting so screa-. They were threatening to get three day banned for Vigo Against Company a community standards. From show announcement. All the way. Two Thousand Fifteen guy couldn't I couldn't figure it out. I couldn't figure out what your violation was. Not non-violation right. Okay. Well, you did it, as can you, Katie? Regular name, so do it again. Shame on you. Weird. So I checked the the show, the show page in nervous final mayor to fucking I. Don't understand the my friend posted video. Here's my back Burger, and my asshole near like oh! You're fine. You got to heat on you. So you got to bake bread. An immediate need it. I don't understand. We spoke about. Someone's asked earlier about making bread. You gotta run on your Ad. How confusing? It is for a listener. That wasn't in on the conversation that we had earlier today as wasn't on the. Confusing, that must be for I mean if it was. It was confusing to me for that. It's that one guy that he always does. Much well, this is for you. Whatever we saw we saw movie today was I. Think this from on Amazon. Prime is called my awkward sexual adventure. Bed No was it wasn't bad nipples. There'll be a little bit of a Bush. Giant Sean. That actually did luck that did not look simulated why? Somebody his face was air. WHO KNOWS IF? She didn't have a like a dental dam. There something you not being something just just a little plastic or APP, so he wasn't actually making contact. Who knows I? It could look like his nose buried well. I've got you know. An actor has to get into their old Katie. Get Ball shot and she was cute when he's. Well I. Wouldn't have problem at all. Yeah, not not none whatsoever. That actually rolls into my. My porn bigger the week. Really stay by I say by. Eight might not be the porn you would paint. It is the point Katie wine. It's time once again for. So I know, we're kind of getting into a little early, but I've just got me started thinking about the movie that we watched. You're getting me thinking about that chick. Having some find find oral sex and you know I'm starting to like. Wander away mentally, and that's what you do to me. You're like why we go push buttons. Push Buttons Right now. fucking keeps you on your toes. Well. It actually has to do with that. Because the what's the turn me on a ladies, guys and I it really kind of hit me. Remember watching it guys licking things. The whole scene of him leaking fuck had cantaloupe. Yeah and then going down on her and it just. Yeah, and then either episode kind of thing, and then later on well after we'd watched that movie, we were watching That old comedy special from Louis J Gomez and the scene where he licks Zand and it's just. Like. It makes Clint job really doesn't does Gomez Major. Click up is what you're saying. Yeah! Just yeah, okay well. He's got a good haircut. Really can't argue with the hair at all. Find fine taste in fucking hairstyle thick now. For you do it to like. Do you, just you do like little icky things to objects. Look at me. Like. You okay, it's just like like when you're taking a lot of psychedelics and you think I'm doing stuff again, tangent. Intentionally. No No, this is sober. Maybe I'm doing it intentionally because you don't really know intentional or not now. This is not on drugs well. Probably high.

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Point drugs you. Yeah I don't I. Don't really know what you mean. 'CAUSE I. DON'T THINK I. Do that very often at all? See! Like referred me. Not to fuck with me and then I will go. And the aids to easy okay well, you have to tell me when it's happening because I. Don't know that I'm doing it. Maybe I could be doing it subconsciously. Maybe it has sometimes I rig things to where I do I'm reading because it's just easier for me, but then there's other times that I mean there are some of the. Stuff, the Porn I. Don't know that I don't get into when you're like really super aggressive, and it's just like you know. Hey, no, and that's. What I wanted right then. But I don't know there's certain things that that are getting on their certain one center. I'm just like oh now. Sometimes I just want you to pay for the experience. You know what I mean Oh. Is that right now? There's A. There's this whole. You're asking for this so here you go. It works yeah. Well, that's my porn. Of the lean. Just saying. Okay so twitter I usually been. China Post like naked pictures at least every couple of days. Picks because. It's like yeah. You you, you enjoy doing little picks. You say do a thing for you, it is. Everybody's got to have a hobby. It's so it works out. So K. and besides titties. Who really cares about titties anyway? They're just boobs. Exactly they'll pay I mean. A lot really I mean you know if there's somebody that I'm watching I'm I'm very curious as to what they're devils look like. I'm just letting you know. Will you know cause? Say it all the time. Where's your fucking Neville? Where's that? Katie, we're finding nipple. We're GONNA. What do you think it looks like she's she's in. Any, isn't she? Said area. Of Aerial. Aerial. Got Darren. Pitch. I know I know I get. That's. What keeps me watching somethings. Is maybe someday I'll see the outline of an apple that I'm not supposed to say no It's the ones you're not supposed to say. It's the accidental nipple that's right, and it's not like I'm going around with a camera in public trying to like up skirt anybody now. This is on television for everybody to see well even to. There's a lot of times you'll take a picture of someone. And then the flash will reveal the. Like only when I do. Not Really, but it's always a happy fuck it accident. What happens of course it is wow. I didn't notice her nipples. We're really sticking out you know I I didn't see that. then. You would think you know. You gotta get those blue blocker. Sunglasses what? Military Shields at it I don't know. STUPID ADS ON TV. Bombarded on facebook with ads for crap stuff, just stuff. Clothes and food. It's like eat more. By, bigger. And this sending me like weird stuff. Well that see that's the fucking sales pitch. They're exactly make you grow out of your clothes, so you the food to make you fat to make you or lose weight either way. Danger Weight from something to something else. That's too because. You all the stuff to get there along the way. From your journey up or down backer or forward they got you covered. They do have anyway so. Getting back to what the fuck I was talking about boobs on twitter. So a friend of mine. Has A fucking gluteus girlfriend. Okay, and that's you know. Everybody could identify. and. Oh my goodness! He liked a couple of my city pictures on twitter got Evans. She went. Blunt. And she started to while he would go to work. She would take naked pictures of herself and post that she made a twitter account and started posting and then Sarpong like Halsey picture like getting like really. Into having fun. Will now what? She definitely was having fun. I mean you know whether she does or not? Whether you know I'm just saying and then she would. She texted him during work I should exist. What you want is this. Would you want you want to see? This what gets you like Horny? Stig about sex honey I actually years all I.

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See somebody else's. He hasn't been with her that long. Well eat. Some people are like I. Don't get it either I mean I. Don't know how I would like anymore in life die. Don't think I could hold. I can't hold back I have no I have no holding back if I'm at home and I'm watching something I. AM proving out to it right there in front of you out I. Actually Want Advice. Like what did you see sudden you will? Go back. Go back. Go back right there, yeah. Looking lady go right. I'll the Tattoo Convention does that we. Did you see the curl in tobacco I didn't wear where beverage soon enough. I mean naked and afraid. Yeah, you know the naked survival show. I mean the nats half scary sometimes I mean because there's some there some shit that's been rolling around in just rolling around in it. That's true. That's very true, but. At the push. You're not supposed to see. And that's what makes you wanna see anymore is because you put it. You put it you video out there right? I didn't take it I had nothing to do with it. You put it out on a national fucking stage. So guess what I'm going to try to see your fucking asshole. I WANNA. See that fucking Bung. That's right because you're probably a little half mortified. The rest of the world would be looking at your bunk. Maybe not maybe you don't care. CARE, but we I'm not the only one. There is no way that I am alone. This is why that show is still on. Men and women alike while anyway just getting back to this he he started. He told me the whole story us like I. Just I can't deal with us sending her back to her parents house for the rest of the week. I need a couple of days to think about it because you're being so fucking crazy summer camps over. You've got to go back to twelfth grade next year well the very next morning. I woke up to like eight tax. Okay and. It was her. Hey how're you have? was its own separate. Yeah instead of one long one eight. Yeah, that's the way people do it sometimes. Left. And I am am. I didn't answer her because I'm like I don't WanNa. Get involved because this is none of my business unimportant care. Let them do this part. But I can't I'm not going to block people I mean he has like seven different accounts. Ever his real name. If. She didn't know before now she knows. Because she who it is though okay, but she she's now. She knows that he has multiple accounts. Whatever because you know somebody like? That would definitely be listening again because you like shutdown contact. So for sure if she was curious, she tuned the fuck and hear the story Goddamn motherfucker. Anyway but but. But. Completely of trash, Anyway Oh yeah so shocks me whole bunch times and finally I answered. You know what happened. I don't. Know. What happened that they broke up? Oh, and I. Just wouldn't know. Left that. And she still been liking my stuff on facebook. Oh, whatever what are you GONNA do I. Don't know what happens to you all the time. Especially when you'll, a female will get a hold of their partner male partners phone. And start sending you drag messages. Like, ready you up in a way that you don't get hit up by this person generally. that. You've interacted with several times and a lot of times. It's not like you have weird interactions or even like. We're even a wife would care. Yeah, what I mean and they will come at you in the DMZ their them. It just see what the fuck you do. Immediately. You're always like Oh God. That's this is definitely yeah. Because, he never says like. Hey, baby, you want to see my Dick. Yeah I. Oh, my God! I mean you get that for sure. Oh I! Yeah! I definitely do. Do you get that? But when they ask you just get a Dick a dick. Here's a tech, but when a you know a friend of mine I've known since I was sixteen years old, and always always calls me by the same nickname that he's called me ever since I was sixteen years old. And when you don't know what it is, and you don't call me that. I automatically know this, is not you? Okay do your research pitch.

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Research Scroll up a little bit. My I. You got to protect the way he would talk to me. hairball. Okay, you never know okay. Simply actually opened up new salon during the during all this fucking off time to overslept. The no, they called it. It's called the WHO Havi. Spa ooh, boy for the for the VAJNA. This natural. Yeah, it's vaginal steaming. Team yeah, which they say shouldn't do really but it's only twenty bucks, and it's supposed to sanitize between your. Steaming to the point of actual sanitation. Yes pretty fucking hot. I mean that's also do sex doll sets like Bernier fucking Labia. For sure. Yeah! I mean. A little warm steam would be cool. You know I don't know I. Feel pretty good if somebody somebody do that to my showed. Little St, showed steam treatment. It'll take action. Come out of quarantine. You've been with the same guy the whole time you're like. Get out the pressure, house. down. Hey. Hey, it's like one of them. Sex Doll cafes man. We gotta get the high pressure hose. Get it all up in their man. There's there's we've been put Jin air for the last six months. I think part of it calcified. No. We had never stuck in the house for a long time. We have someone WHO's trying to make jumpy job pay and I got him. Yeah, thanks cared. Wait a minute. Why are you touching me you? You don't do that. Cat Interruption well whatever it happens. Oh my goodness, Gracious. What are you doing now? I don't trying to figure out. About what Luther Gorani. Weird stuff! It's called marshmallow when he can. I don't know why you'd want to have that. It's probably fluff. Could be no, it's just marshmallow fluff. It's not like no, no, no, it's a drink. A. Marshmallow it again. Okay well, that makes a lot more sense. Oh this is telling me about marshmallow drake's. See. I mean I I would imagine if at alcohol in it I would probably have drank it. So what point in time she sweet La. Okay, so you put? It sounds like you put. It was like chocolate liqueur and have yourself like blowjob. No, not a blow job of. fucking smart action. You know what I mean. Garnish with a little cracker done, and the more he sti brim the glass in chocolate, and anyway whatever you could light it on fire, and then it would be flaming and. There's all kinds of you can do your poof. Who I'm not doing anything. No, I think there's a great again, you delicious. Guy. Disgusting I. Just made me think about this. I don't know why, but. This is definitely away. Pick women. There's this guy. Is this Japanese man? He got arrested for slashing over a thousand women's tires. Really Yeah, he was using it to get an excuse to get to know them my. You'd like basically check chick that he'd like to see and he would fucking slash your tires so any came up. He say like Hey, do you need some help? Can I save you? And he did it I. Mean Fuck It. One. Thousand, times did alive. Though that is a lot of like. How long of a career is he having? Really do I don't know. They said, but he did it like a lot a lot a lot. would be a lot right and did he talked all these Citibank? Any of them have already banks. Work at least once. Well. Like if you're fishing with one kind of be and that beat isn't getting you. Fish Yeah change me yeah. We're going to go to an episode of thirty four and where we come back, we're going to have kits man we. We're GONNA have some other fun stuff and something completely mortifying that I cannot believe that this happened and I feel so bad so. Enjoy. Yum. It's time for a basically yeah and refreshing snack. Own! As marketplace where you can post things that you're selling stuff, people area like every other kind of like after they've got going on allison which I sell a plush. And it was a, he was a little pony flashy. Okay, well. No, Hey, you can tell a fleshy looks limited, plus she is for the people that don't know you can pretty much.

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It said it would fit most standard flashlights sleeves now what they do it's this is eight. My Little Pony that animal don't act like you out there. Don't have them because I know for a fact that you do not doubt you. Don't put your down you I'm talking to you right there i. know you have obliged. To Teddy Accidents tape it. So. You can stuff your flashlight you're you're actually in the ass of a my little pony have other, plus she's to they to my little hunting now, but this. This one happened to be for sale. Very popular, yeah, the my little pony. It's all about the plot. Will I'm a copper? You Yeah Yeah. That'd be actually isn't that those are the brownies that are banging does road does the brownies that are in that are into the plots than the fucking the sexual? Of My little pony porn the. Papa Pony Porn Tony born yeah my little pony. Show they're selling, but you know only selling Pacer show. It's a stuffed animal was actually in fact, yeah, lately US gently to. Many furbish. No all. Good and. Katie's world on RASPBERRY DOT COM. Dot Com. Ed. You can give me on the twitter later at Kinkaid Radio Katie Katie Radio Dot, com Katie radio, ED, email dot com facebook google. FETLIFE. Best Chances Jeremy via email Bo so. Do that I'd like the song. Another dirt monkey. For played the intercession was another Derek Nike. Monkey for you tonight. I get! Wa! For me. With that. Oh my goodness especially talking about living there there. Is this guy he fucking. He had an unfortunate accident. You're going to call it an accident. Yeah, okay, what did he? What did he fall on and get it inserted into his anus? No, no, wasn't that he. He met some chick. They were going on a first date and they went back to her house. Okay, and he woke up and he had left. He had kind of looked some shifts in her bed. All Right? Yes, while like some shit. Like Sam took a big fat steaming pool on no kind of like some streaks okay market. All right yeah, a little embarrassing. He joined to deflect the blame under her. My, and then He. Then he because he was really embarrassed, but then he's like Oh my God that makes it worse. I mean. You're the only one there dummy how you gonNA fucking. There's no closeable tonight or they were there already you say well. He said he would know. It's a stupid lie. He sent out. He sent out a tax to his friend for help and his book put it on twitter and it went viral. You better tell her. It says it's just had dirty whiskey. Came back most wiped my ass properly. or Whether you WanNa see her again. I reply laughing, crying laughing. It's A. Bad Shit. Stains clearly shit. Guys like I'm posting this crap your name out.

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But it's going on twitter. I, mean you you definitely have this or at least take the sheet and go? I'm lucky when you use I'm not telling you know bringing somebody sheet, sorry. Then, you? have an accident like they hadn't trainspotting. She's not. Exactly. Exactly. Well. No! Well it depends. If you're hearing about it or if you were part of it, I, I would have been laughing rabid I woke up like. A fucked up. She eats I. Don't know what we did last night. He apparently it got a little spicy. News talk about it. We were drinking, right? You know that right you. You know we were shit face. You remember this. Or. Don't you remember just saying as long as we're clear? That I was drunk when this happened? Hey, hey, hey, what's a little poo- between people who just banged? I mean you were right around the corner. You were working the balls. You know what I mean well. You were right next to my asshole all night. Why don't you tell me it was dirty down that you didn't notice? How did you not notice your nose deep in my fucking team I've been I've been knows deep into someone like I was going to I was going to sector, Dick, and then. I smelled shit and it was bad. I complete fugger! Sure that wasn't just like like Sh-. Meg Now was Jewish man. Now it was it was shit job. It was like I caught him the wicked heart. No I know I know, but if that happens, either that or you could just literally covered up leave block around, also she'll media. You gotTA disappear. Hopefully. You didn't tell her your real name I. Mean Come on well I'm sure they did if they were on a first date. Even talk. To the student when you first meet somebody. Fake name okay. I didn't think he would remember. You drank a lot. Say. See. Whatever you know, that's most people i. Guess you like if we woke up? And I would have skidmarks. Your sheets I would've probably still drunk and I would have thought it was fucking hilarious. Probably I definitely would. That was you though that's what I'm saying works for me? You. You wouldn't have cared well. That's that's all you can do is not care you know what I mean. What are you going to sit there and be embarrassed? I mean that's horrible. That's a that's a. that's a little. Dick move is what I'm saying I when I had my when I had plastic surgery, I had this thing called Jackson Pratt. It's this to that goes in your stomach or wherever you have your year. worry now your surgery. Okay, and it's guy like a like a bubble thing on the end it sucks out. Do Okay, name liquid. Okay well anyway I had four of them hanging off of May. Okay met this dude at a bar. He still wanted to have sex with me. Really yes, well, you know guys are weird. Well. Amazon is giving me the shivers. We're fucking. A one of the things comes open. While, we're having sex and is leaking all over his bed. Oh. This is all the. Like run out of Louvre, something going back a little over Haitian. Not, like I didn't even notice that I started feeling like wet wet down there. It was Oh God. It was because it was like we're not. This is not a wet area. Are Coming out. Oh God. It was so fun Gross, and he just, but at least he was cool, but I cannot person ever again later. I didn't expect a seem again anyway. But whatever. You were like that. You were just like that. Why flighty one nightstand.' Yeah. Well. I really just like whatever I don't. Again I may not. Call me if he wants to. I don't even remember if I gave him his own care. For run into you again. You WanNa fuck again. I will remember who you are later, anyway nine. Oh, you know. Maybe, that's why capitalist okay not to try to keep track of WHO. Do not call list. Maybe okay bailed DNA an on the phone. DNA. Oh, we don't want to talk to them. Those before you could block block numbers chat. Yeah, back in the old days. which really weren't the old days now? That's true. Slightly older.

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There's a guy this is so stupid. This guy got A. He was driving a stolen car and he crashed into a chick who is driving a stolen police car. FUCKING DUMB! Do you have to be? Well, you know I. Don't know people are poured. Debate inside too long. Steal some shit crash it in the shit. All at the same time, and you're going to go to your favorite segment Tabei standing by. boobs in and on the news. It's time once again for shit man this week's tits man at this woman. was topless and she saved family from dying. Topless. She was doing a photo shoot. So she she was. She got looking yes. Yes Mommy Mommy I WANNA die again and she will choose him a jeep and there was a family that were struggling like they were in the water. Okay, and they're like vote had like flips. Are there are some wrong with our boat and they couldn't really swim very well. She was she was doing the topless thing and they're like something happened there. They're like kid. Some happen with their kid who can swim anyway? She rescued them. Really yes, carries A. No no, she was in deep, taking pictures with the jeep. She was topless. All right, so let's take Teddy Teddy's good pictures. That kid is definitely not going to have a complex. What I get save with from Teddy. Totally into fucking tests, for sure, he's not going to be an ass man. Now Save you're. Definitely going to be tits man. That's probably yeah, definitely. Kit. Just like that kid! There's this Russian nurse she guide in a lot of trouble because she was seeing I will I mean she was wearing a see through. Top Sarong when she worked okay. Sarong, we. EARN. Up trying to encourage to have it. It's sanitation ray. I'm not sure well. She had very large augmented taste. And she wasn't wearing well. She was wearing a Bra, but you still see her name as all right. But people, her her usual Clients. Patients. They They were not complaining. You don't have. To. Let her go or really. For A long time really! Feeling feeling better, but I still need to be here. Very concerned? Well Then she she well. Here's the thing. It's like a see through bunny suit. Okay, and she was just wearing panties underneath that, oh yeah. Right. It's hotter there. You know what I mean. Yeah now. She definitely has a bra and panties underneath translucent. Burnett. Is that. Is that what it is. Yeah, right well, you know and her elderly elderly patients just like. Well of course what countries this? Whereas at this is here is here. Yeah, really, yes, Circus! She's Russian Oh. What was that oh? What do we know? Oh, she's rushing. I don't know. For sure, it's like a propaganda nurse, so she says she often. People are people dying in record numbers there. You want to look at me. Historians going into. Exactly yeah, actually technique. Watcher IV BAG You you tell me commission I would definitely not have a problem with that at all. You Know I. think that would be a good policy just in general for your medical staff. Man Woman. You know what I'm saying well. Yeah that way you know what's going on, you know they're not like packing. Everybody must wear. see-through outfits now. I'm sure they breathe really well. Oh. Yeah, of course, of course. I saw I saw A. Video of this chick. She wore those see through plastic pants. Yeah I! Watched it with you. Yeah you! She farts. FOGS UP Yeah No, they don't definitely see like those plastic pants are ever something. Anybody's GonNa wear I would have like an atrium and my crotch I mean it. Had you know you could see thorough? But it wasn't as awesome as I thought it would be, but it wasn't bad now I. Don't know how I felt. I have mixed emotion about those. I do because like immediately. I'm just thinking there's a fucking ask swamp in there. You know what I'm saying.

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Yes, like that saying well, but if you're in ash swamp. As you wearing that out, though in Florida. Just six Jeff, and on the insides collect. Go. Can I you off outside, can I? Can you help me Peel my pants off? Yeah, no. Really sucked. You know these days you never can be so I'm going to have to D- Lao Shoe and spray you off the pressure Washer and the driveway police strip down ooh. They can go to the WHO have spot at the pressure Washer. I'm going to hang you here on my my my sex doll dishwasher. You know I, mean automatic I'm going to hang you right on the line with them, and you're just going to go through a cycler to go just so we can clean out your stuff. I would please advise you that I wouldn't squirm. When the machine is going at an orifice, it just rams things, so you really need to set still. Try Not to move. Dolls Dope. SMART. Really they had to go forward until Until there's no censor on it. It's just it's a certain point. It knows were clicked. No that's right. And and basically it's on full blast, so you're going to get a jolt really quick. It'll be okay, 'cause. You're going to be cleaner than you've ever been. You're going to smell like pull water. Going to hang. Little airfresheners on your clint. What we're done he. You get a little lower little fucking Matt's inside. You know. Matt's No. It's like like the plastic bag is just coming out of her twice. You know and just that way you know it's fresh progress. Yeah, like like a lid on a paper late on a cup when you go to a and hotel. Yeah, same idea. Same idea don't worry, but you're going to be. Would you like that new? Push Smell? I mean it's great for you. Doubted Pine Tree. We don't rely on. Black ice so sorry to lack I. that's the most common. Popular. Is Black is for sure, but I have a tattoo of air freshener for you to. Know, you know. I mean you know I know nine. Yeah, you know that I. Know that you know I know right whether they. We upside down right that up. That's right. My God this poor guy he was, he was getting his chick game a threesome for his birthday. Okay that could be dicey. Yeah, it was nice. Yeah because they had never done this before new. Wow today, did they? Now of course not gone well. Apparently something happened between the girls and he. He got his Dick ripped off. This is getting. You know girls storms What girls bad chick. Exactly. I've lived. This I know what happens. Escalating. I. Can't you but laugh about it? I think this is really funny. And I I kind of had a similar visual. In my head, somebody guys decrypt off. Yeah, well. Yeah, she she walked in. He was fucking her. She grabbed him by the Dick. And pulled him off for her go. Through and through the floor. Oh, so he wasn't actually A. Good job grabbing by the handle. Yeah, okay, that's what they asked us for took it. With a finger you know, took it out of her and. My grabbed root. Out of her and threw him down. Oh, it was still in her. Yes, yeah, sorry I didn't make. No how that happened. And that's how his his dangling excellent off that easy like. was. attachable hope it doesn't because I've been doing you know. Tell me come on. She had the Kungfu grab like getting ripped out of a like somebody how how getting between the Dick and the person while Banging baggies going on? You know what I mean Dow. Apparently, it was her birthday. Herbert Day, not his. Okay. It was her birthday and she got. She Got Jealous of of him banging the other check of course and. That happens sometimes. Yeah, yeah, even though they say it's okay. It's not okay, but they were. You know it's not okay, and sometimes you just do it anyway, because you're like well, you know what? You didn't fuck and say stop so we're doing it.

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You said it was fine. Wait a minute you could anything there has been times where. Say. Hey don't do this if you don't have this like okay. You. Look Look, don't you give me your rules are no rules. Like what are you? What do you think is is? Is is gone well. I like you can't put something. You can't do that to me and expect rate not to I mean what what's my name. Hey whatever I'm just saying. You can't tell me to stop short. Not Insurance, not having I'm GonNa lie to you and tell you what you need to hear from me to get put in that position. It just deal with the consequences later. It's way more fun that way. I like I use. Way More fun that way. You're giving me the creamy voice. Okay well, you didn't have you. All you had to do was say you weren't into it. That's all you do. You didn't do it so if you're not GonNa do that, you know you don't don't tell me. It's okay when it's not okay. I. Mean You know what I mean? Right? Okay but it. It just happens so so anyway. Losses Tech See yeah losses. DAG LOSSES TAKE ON TRAVEL survey well. You'd have been a lot better off. Probably probably would've gotten a better job. You probably would have a gay man. You know. Yeah, devils, three way that way sure that's better. That's like an an over and over and over easy, double three-way. Over easy breezy, or or if you get a bisexual, okay, that's too that you could do that. That's one way everybody can be happy happy. They could maybe see how they could possibly. It's may still in tears. Just depending on, but if you've never done that, I could go badly. That's true, so don't be mad when it does. Hey, now I know you've done a lot of weird stuff in your your younger years. Okay, but have you ever licked a frog, or had you know? Like toad Venom Mellon Fan. would be venom now. well, there's this. The Spanish porn star got arrested. That's right after he gave this guy like this mystic ritual that he saw. fucked. It's yeah, the toad. Yeah, yeah, you're doing the towed well. He died. It's like Mt version of TM, T, something or other I've heard about it, but you know I don't know enough about frogs to be fucking around like that. and. They say it's a buffet Marino's. We get around here. A you know. We're GonNa talk about shutting your brains out. I mean my God. Mushroom sometimes can tear of your stomach. Imagine! We're looking at toad I mean obviously killed this dude. Yeah! killed this due to. That's not here's US trying to get high. Yeah, it's true I hear. It's pretty potent as well. That's what people say. I never really. INTO IT -LICA- AFFREUX I. don't either I can skip that one. You know what I mean Yeah Oh. My Gosh I saw this. Article it says that young men are giving up on marriage because women are women anymore. Like. What do you what unions are not living? They're saying that they're saying that like women are just taking on too much of like a masculine role and they're they're being to. OPIE like basically they wanted even though they don't even know what the fuck it's like. But they wanted to go back. They want the women to stay home. Okay, they have the kids just. Are you GonNa do just stay home and not screw anybody. Go don't fuck. I mean because really well. Did there's going to be an astronaut seat. Say nobody that's bullshit. Yeah, sure. They're girls of all shapes and sizes that Wanna live all different ways you name it. That's how they WANNA live it. You just have to find that person. You fucking retard. Well, yeah really have A. Well come on, we're talking about a God damn white women wanting to stay home and be pregnant and just cook all day. Fuck it women today Katie. Really well I mean I have some Z. for that. How am I supposed to have everything for that I? Mean there are people who like to do that I mean so. What are you saying that that like like? You know. Women should just WanNa stay home. Is that what you're trying to say? You Them Oh! Look Medicine! You do wherever you happy. Know for sure what you like. If you WANNA have it the holy fifties whatever way find if you wanna go and have the career and have him stay home with the kids, but you don't even have to have kids, but there are people around that could definitely that are totally down with that.

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That's very true or not nobody well. You just gotta go looking around. That's all maybe maybe try off-line. Weird. You might have to go analogue, or you could get yourself and older woman. WHO's like sick of it all? Yes, just take care of me. Dr. Join A fucking Christian group. It will be Mormon very go. Oh, you can have multiples. There, you go there. You Go fucking solution for you sloppy. Know, no getting killed today. Not Years Right. And like a big part of their gig is you know procreating like spell kids? Yeah, it's like a thing clown car. That's right, and that's your duty and that's what they're into. The dodgers. You just got to be a mormon. That's all more minute up, go. Norman why not? Why not because that's what you want, tear it up. Is a there. There was A. Dozen you think for sale for you collectors. That Elvis Presley. He has a rhinestone studded jockstrap. That has initials on it And it's going up for sale. Thirty Thousand Dollars, Oh, come on. That seems a little low. Elvis rhinestone-studded jockstrap. Yeah, you know. Somebody's got to be willing to pay a one hundred large for that for sure. So they didn't say cod piece. They said. JOCK straps. Thing went under knees, or did you wear it? As is just come like her. Jock straps or for athletic competition of some sort I know so. Why would you need it? fucking rhinestone jetted well. You're Elvis. He was in that Shit. About it. You know you had the fucking white cadillacs and he had all kinds of weird chick custom made for himself. Well I think out very Elvis I. Don't know this thing looks pretty fucking Hokey to me it. It looks like anybody could have made it with a with a dazzling. You know there are definitely people listening right now that thank you know who the fuck is Elvis. Can you. For sure that was a long time ago. Kanye make them famous I mean talking. Like forty seven forty eight years ago, he died or forty five years ago died. You know what I'm saying yeah. He's living on an island with to pock is really that's what they say and Biggie. No just to Hawk big. He's definitely did oh, they'll. Nobody says he's alive. I am just saying there's no conspiracy theories for that one. That is true out just to hawk. There's A. Know we don't talk politics at all, but this is a Swedish politician. He thinks that every Jew Talk Swedish politics. Well he thinks that everyone should take mid day sex breaks. Gets voted immediately. Not Not. I mean like. You a lunch break, too, but you also you. fucked break. That's right I am. He gets my vote. Yeah, he is I would have hoped for Schwartz Stan. It's a IT'S A. Small town, councilman and he. He's like yeah. We should have a state-sponsored afternoon delayed. He thinks it's GonNa improve couples relationships, so the work is Chm Oregon's work for deport pork. Pork pork I have to bring my heart that has launched in. Desert Ma-. Yeah I like it I wanna know where the thinking is for that and why people go along with you can, but you can go home for it, and you get an hour. Paid break for fucked for sex. Do Do they have a population? Issue is like a situation where they're trying to populate. Maybe they're trying to get people pork. No, they say that having sex is just it helps. The relationship and stuff. Yeah, he says he said it's just. It's better for the sexual health of the people. which is just makes you more document work because it lowers blood, pressure and improve your sleep in it helps prevent colds, and it also ups. If you didn't know that if you have the hiccups banging out, because it'll get rid of him, good yeah! Potential early. On your head while you're sucking day. Can't pick up. You should feel it when the throat contracts. You're digging her mouth. Giller now. Which is weird I? Don't think that's ever happened to me. I can't ever remember getting a blowjob having a girl hiccuping.

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Of. Even you know I can't I can't remember. You'll you would've worked on me for sure. Been Sweater. Time I think I've thrown up before a little bit. I left. You Skid marks on your sheets though. Definitely. would. Blame it on a cat. fucking cats what they're doing in here. They don't like you any. shitting on my side Katie, that's all right contact cat. So, you know I like that idea. The sex breaks. It sounds good, but it sounds like really. You're going to spend a lot of time on sex breaks of course during the week. Yeah! Well yeah okay. Seems like a lot to arrange. Saying. Maybe maybe. Oh we have a brother in. Your sex. You've got to be really close to home, or you got to be working with your your partner well. You don't what if it takes you fifteen minutes their back I mean that's a hustle just to go. Stick your day I. Mean maybe once or twice a week would be fine. We'll what if they have already like standing? They fuck booth. Okay Pork Park Fuck Booze. Sherbert Fuck Suck Bark. De beenish dider. I mean I'm sure product productivity? We go way down one hundred percent well. No, maybe maybe. I mean you come back from work? Smell like like ass. God reminds me of that. One of the old employees the Easter work for my father. And he was screwing the Old Lady for bartering. Bartering services for sexual favors. Classic. Late, you stink old lady for view and Oh. Yeah, you bet bagging assault Smith, haven't you? Then when she called back and she's like yeah I need to schedule another point. Can you send somebody else? Don't send me the last one. Yes, like I want the blond kid. Ask God. That's like a nightmare for servicemen. I'm telling you like. You would think for me I've had to go to people's houses and the few times. I thought that's what a girl was doing. It's like no, no, because if I'm standing in front of a judge. They're sending me to jail immediately. Yeah, am not paying anybody. I don't give a fuck I'm not trading services I'm not paying you. If you're thrown at me, it's not having. The one time. Which for sure the girl? Definitely, she was like a camera girl, shattered whole cam setup and her water heater dragon, so she needed everything rebuilt. Enter water heater. You know few hundred bucks I mean. It's going to cost a little bit of money, and anyway she she likes starts when I'm telling her what what it's going to cost to fix. Replace it. She starts doing the kind of twirler Harry. She starts stepping closer to me. Like was in her something. We could wear out and. There was nothing wrong with her at all. She was very good looking however no negative. Fuck that Shit because the second I. Put a fucking figure on you. You own my ass. GonNa tell me okay now. The Faucet and you're going to replace this and that or your Fox I'm going to call you know what I mean. A is literally all over me, so guess what I'm getting a lot of plumbing today. And then we ran into her. At least we. I think I think I, don't know. She pulled out of the situation. Real quick. Yeah, that was it was real. Yeah, it was really weird. People don't have memories like that. They don't remember service. Guy Came to their house a couple years ago. You know what I mean. No No, no, no, it wasn't a couple of years ago like it was. It was recently it was recent. Will what I'm saying is from the time that had happened to the time that I saw this person I think again. I. Don't know if it. I thought it was recent. It wasn't that long time between when it happened when starting your. Relate. Hey, she looks familiar and I know that's right. That's right with the movie. Oh yeah, yeah inch you know. We went to the table reading she was she was the lead and then an right after the table reading reading. She pulled out and she didn't say why. She's like. I'm not doing the movie. Yeah, I don't know. She just looked familiar. I wouldn't remember girl look like she looked a lot like that person. Cam Girls are dozens well. She's definitely. Water heater fix because no, no, you would think I would be all over that.

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However I don't WanNa go. I don't WanNa jail. I know that the and the police are involved and they're looking at me. I am so fucked. Even. If I didn't do anything, I am, so, if a girl just said. Hey, you're gonna fix this ominous. Say You did something. God Damn. I almost have to do with the you know what I mean. It's like you. Under could wear a him. That's what almost I would want. I would almost want like being videotaped at all points. I'm in somebody else's house. You know what I mean. Yeah, it would be very I would feel that I would feel safer. Well we are going to get out of here for the night. I will leave you with this woman. She posted that she refuses to wear a mask because her husband went on a business trip and had to wear masks and he came back with Claudia. Top response was someone needs to have a word with Cheryl. Sand I can't wait the people like you. Got Pleased appropriate. Get sterilized people all right Everything from me. Guys I will talk to you. Maters see you on the social media and all that other. Good stuff I say say like. My I. Does anybody does.