#314 Little Pony Plushie

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The following program contains adult content Kraz language of sexual manner, completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things. You'll wish you could on here. If you are under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn off. For those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. The weekend has landed. All the exists now club strokes, popes and parts of four hours from the world man I'm going to blow steam out of my like a screaming kettle. I'm going to cut shit too strange his own life. I'M GONNA lose up on the dance floor. The free radicals inside me a freaking tonight. I'm chip Travolta. Three Potter I'm going to Never Neverland with my chosen family man. We're going to get more spice out in meal. Strong advocate and tonight could be A. Quick Buck per. Watched a lot behind the. Lie from thirty four stadiums. Bring, Girl back reminds you to just because a medical device says it's incontinence doesn't mean you can't use it as a sex toy. Here. She is your host, the one the only Kitty Kitty. Lauren welcome to the show. This is Katie's role number. Three fourteen I am your host. TV painting with me as always my co-host. With a rock hard pose MR SC and hi. How are Ya? Oh, yeah, her mirror coming at you. From resume DOT COM. He hated radio DOT COM and Radio Chaos Dad Ned. Funds Show for you tonight. I think the al I'd say so. We're going sure okay brand new man. Should I find interesting and whatnot stuff? You know more stuff whatever okay. DUDE FUCK! I was in a foul mood last night. There you are I was. I was pissed from the joint issues people. But I feel I feel three thousand times better tonight. No I would hope that you would today good, and also and I'm I'm a lot less county I think I. I did get I started doing better after ad edible to last night. Yeah, well, the the key here to remember is. Less County. That, that's the key. It's. Just be accurate. Less all right county great I look completely. Keep in mind. I'm just GONNA I'M GONNA. Put that on my on my facebook bio to say so. It says right underneath your picture. Right about set percent less county. have a little dimple. colgate sparkle. Now twenty percent less county. Galway. Can take. A. That's how long shot last. Trials down a little bit. Yeah? Yeah, even okay I don't know you were just grumpy. Really Irate because you had you had fried onions and with your client bellies. Karen moment you really love Fried. Onions Like that you're onion, fried onion fan a fan of fried onion. I can't I I cannot. Believe how. FUCKERS! All the shit that that that's on TV. Show that I see online. Is that what it is, it's that was what it was real. It's rubbing off on me and I. Don't like it okay. Perfect storm of of situational. Issues along with you know a slight hormonal imbalance in really. That was really what was going on, but the thing is though I mean Jesus I think. Well. It's been building the past couple of days. Okay, yeah, so I kind of started to recognize it and then do with last night and more. Would leave a bad review. I will yell you. Fuck you, whatever whatever red blooded a white American woman. Do sorry right right in Asti, fucking Cougar, review. Shortest Blonde Wig that I had, but on the flip it down on the flip side. The food was delicious and. so I mean I I'm looking at you like really. Really fucked tasted. Okay like fried onions so I'll take them.

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The comforters Kinda Gross I. Know I know. They're chewy and they were like. The. Elite, God Good I did not have a problem with them at all. I thought they were plucking tasty. Tasty so I had a little fuck ago meltdown. Lady Meltdown did last night. Yeah, you carried out. Started in the afternoon, but you really didn't. You didn't Colin Yell at anybody, and whatever you whatever you, but on your review. I'm sure it was at least truthful. So I I was just whatever. Yeah, it's okay you're you feel better today? That's. Well today I just I've been horny bought. That's that's what comes with this. Yes, I. Was Your no horny fees? Quick it, no, you always your off funny. Set Up. You know it's really it's. It's almost disturbing. How much better I stand your cycle than you do? You. Know what I mean. That's just seems a little out of whack. Eight always does to you, but then you'll look it up and you'll go. No, that's exactly the timing. It should all go down. Always has gone start tracking I would hurry just. You know and you'll see the purple star. You will see a fucking pattern that happens, and it just happens it's it's okay I accept you either way. I will take twenty percent less cunty. Maybe I mean maybe if I, work my magic right. I can move you to fifteen percent less gutsy. Early de. We lost by percent. To Earth. Yeah you love. Maybe I can get her so much. Shut up for the rest of the night. Done, with the show shows fucking pissed off on the couch and leave me alone. Watch my enemies and peas. Well, it's you know there's a certain about a weird storytelling I need to have. You noticed. All right confusion and animated goodness. Wherever? You need to have it. So in other languages, for whatever reason yeah? That's true. So we we do have someone that I'm pretty, pretty. Pretty. Sure he He has tried the the the monster. I told you I told you there'd be at least one person that would do it. Even though we expressly said, do not put mustard in your day coal site. I, don't you know? Hey, you know I, told you. I? Can't say I Really, fucking clear to. Just because there, there is something that you think. somebody's bound to have done anyway. He's just trying to impress you. Yeah that's okay. I. Don't know I don't understand I don't know how that makes me feel. I'm telling you this helper on unpacked at in reconcile it with my own emotions about mustard in my oh dickel, I the process it, and after I process it I will let you know how I feel about that well. Actually I can let you know now actually. Yeah, it's pretty funny that somebody would actually. Walk, take all what is wrong. I really liked Bernie gives me I can't recreate it any other way Katie I wind I need mustard. I WANNA be. Hot Dog so bad. That's my fetish. It'd be a hot dog. Maybe maybe a hard time. You know she. Does a easy squeeze. Aerosol cheese has the perfect kind of to Shiva tip down talk and. That's. Kind. Got Some some charge to it sometimes. That's getting getting your bladder. Iraqis plug you know. And really while you're at it. Those little tiny type peppers. They're small. Just stick one of those in your. Take all. Her. Hope in the end I stick it out in 'cause. You need to spice up the fucking cheese whiz because it's GONNA. Get you know like like it'll have that process cheese flavour unless you put a little spicy audit so having the Thai pepper capper give the Tang. Yeah that little Zane. Yes. There you go. Jerk off. You can just come all over some nachos coming like like a Mexican party. Yeah! I didn't even know your a Mexican. That's not Guan type pepper, but closing up. KNOCK WALK! With that is came out green, you did it wrong.

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Something went awry. You didn't use enough Levin. I. Got I can't say that. Tree could no I comic that we know had had referred to a This, when chicks Crotch, that look like a roast beef, Sarah, no Pastrami Sandwich, jump, pumpernickel bread. Okay, pumpernickel. Yeah, well, you know. I kinda liked pumpernickel. That it just. I. Don't know why that may be thinking that. I have no idea. Whatever okay, so What everybody's freaking out? Talking about Jada, Smith, or saying cheated on, will Smith Okay thought they that rumor always was they were poly-amorous. Short exactly like they have an open marriage, and that's kind of been like well known him and open about that for A. The open rumor anyway, everybody said to their faces all the time. You know what I mean. Are you guys really polly now? Whatever I've never heard either one of them say yes, they were so you know whatever? They have relationships, and they have sex with WHO THEY WANNA have sex with. Yes okay, so, what's the big deal? Exactly? What's the problem? I don't know how people are saying that Wilson's gay well. Maybe maybe he likes to take once in a while. That's fine, so there's nothing wrong with that. Okay, who cares? Maybe maybe she likes to watch him. Get some day, Quincy while maybe. A thing, maybe he's a cook. Yeah, maybe he loves to watch our. You know what let it go, but I do think it doesn't really matter yeah. I do I do like to people. Get uptight about it. Kind of makes me happy. It's us because that means. They're literally picturing their sex life yet. You know to person who doesn't WANNA picture. Other people's sex lives. You just introduced your ideas right down there fucking brain whole I wanna do that thing well. I can't do that. They will not even not even not even that, but like they literally had to think about the act. Because you, put it right in there fucking mind and never thought about it. How do you feel now to feel better? I always liked that when when when somebody listens, and they hate the show and they listened to the whole show I I liked the fact that you had to sit through everything you detest. Like that puts a giant hugging smile, or by as to think of you disgusted the entire time just listening because you watch, you know exactly how tape me and some more than once I know I. I. Listen four times. Oh. Did you saw those fucking idiots? Like we have a black background on the on our website. Like the black backgrounds black. Essentially because at the time, she was doing a radio show for somebody, and they were going to I, knew they would print excerpts from her website to like try to get her in trouble so I made the black background black because I knew Stevens and Stevens would just hit print, and it would fuck and run their shit out of ink because it would be completely black pages. They did. And, it wasn't just one page pages like three pages. They completely sector dry. retards yeah so fuddy. Even asked me to. You said, did they? Sound like what the fuck. When you know you're dealing with retards and you can watch them. Slip on a banana peel. You always put an appeal. Right in front of you. Go to slip. Did he slept day, edit? Deck. Over! We're talking about it, but that was that was like the one time the Oh, I was I was. screwing this guy that I used to screw. Mike all the time, but I'd gone off as Muslims in Orlando there the first time right after high school. Okay, and he had just broken up with fiance. Okay, and I was like well. Come down and visit whatever any we ended up looking up. And I grabbed her pillow on her side of the bed. And I, just totally re. Rod Dog. And I've. Rubbed her pillow all over my freshly fucks Nando, and then I. Put it back on like I flipped it over, and I put it back on her side like on the other pillow 'cause I choose Outta town so I knew when she came home.

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The smell pussy. She was laying on all right. Okay, that's a little patty I don't care. That seems a little. I don't know it's me. Okay, happened well. You know seems seems pretty aggressive. Yeah. It's very aggressive. Considering she was the actual girlfriend, a newer the mistress he have. A. Best friend. Time, we're like best friends ever God she didn't. Much fucking cheese. Just one of girls just came around well, she ended up. They ended up getting married, but they're divorced, okay. You're not helping really here you. Care it's okay. I been an asshole to people as well. I can always. Teams I can't criticize you for maneuvers. Zen because I have done, you know not that I mean. Did I do that I worked? I don't think I've done that I really don't know how you put up with me. What do you mean well? I mean for as long as you have because. I'm a nightmare. You've. You've relaxed. Already been done for before. You know. Before whatever I was, I was a nightmare as well so if you did something to make me mad, I would just go off on my own and. Whatever yeah just wouldn't know what would happen. And then you, but you knew that there was going to be some kind of a you know. You Swing back you always ring harder semi, but not in a physical sense. You know I can out stupid you. Out Stupid me out stupid you anyway. It was like a nuclear arms race master, but who could be more asinine. Yeah, you do that I do this Haha. That's right. I think we're GONNA. Go to my favorite segment by thinning I. Might be the porn you would pay. Katie one. It's time once again for. Pick of the week everybody this week. What is getting my clint jumping and my poor CEO? PULSING is I I'm I'm in to be kind of secrets? Could get caught. Sex See Cook Geico like public sex. You Know Yeah, okay? Yeah, okay I I. Really like it. They'll set up their camera kind of like on a park bench on the on the bench part at kind of facing them. Pretty much. All you see is like waist down our. And like like some little sit, any could be gay or straight. Because I've been watching both all right. Yeah I know boy girl, girl, boy, girl been brought. My. My spectrum anyway. So kinda like. Sit on the bench and scoop back into come up behind, and just are fucking them, and then you know people can be walking by. Because I. Remember I remember when I used to do stuff in. Pools. Like. My Mom's right there on the porch. vimy like yeah, that's why I like we've. We've done at Thanksgiving dinner literally. Literally. Your dining room only had one entrance into it so you? You stood by the door, so so you could see anybody coming at any point. In time I pulled up behind you and and we did our thing and you. You were just standing there. Talking to your mother as you're getting taken from behind with the Turkey literally. My. Mother's asking me do you? WanNa drink. Wine or do you want to Crown? give me like. Twenty seconds. Longer there. Made in the bathroom and the guest bathroom several times when I like. My grandmother was like I. Don't know I had was like family and friends over. It's a horrible. We were looking to get caught. Really that was Christmas. However. We really like like with the dining room situation. There really was no way to get caught. Because the second anybody started to walk that way, all you had to do was sloppy, and all I had to do is sit down done, yeah! Because my chair was literally two feet from where I was and I wouldn't have been rushed I wouldn't have been here. They have to do Jewish pull out two steps back. Sit Right to fuck down and we're. We're we're could to go. Yeah, okay. That's just the fucking fish. I can't even aware. Dick on the table to. To Everybody's here like yeah, I know.

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A. Like I would always say you can't out stupid me. Anyway. So that's that's my porn for the weeks. so the that intensity kind of. Vibrated! We're talking about. I had I I saw a thing on facebook, saying saying the like. Oh, it's great. It's just an advertisement page for whatever ask Yeah I have one I love it. That's the one that I completely fried my fuzzy, but I still really dig it though okay. Yeah, that's the one that's got the electrodes on the DILDO. Correct yes. The shockey show attend unit. Yes, the ten gene that goes up inside your yeah, that's really made for for female training for female incontinence. Yes, because it tightens it, it's like pretty much it's it's yeah trying to you and therefore your buddies, so it's you do your key goals, but you slap that thing up inside so be you're having orgasm and it's. Tightening. Floor, so it's supposed to be for help with incontinence. Really it's a win. Win is what I'm telling. You I have an orgasm and tighten my pelvic floor at the same time. It's all about the pelvic floor tightening granted tessies like a bear trowel. It's about really it's not because I want to have an orgasm. No. Not at all, not at all I know I. I can't do the rabbits I can't do the ones that little clip daily Bob's already attached to it because never. It's never in the right spot, so I turned it around, so it tickles my as our. Plays yes, and then you'll take the body and put it. Put it up on top fuck, yeah. Or depending on where I am. Take your fuck machine. You could do fuck machine, electrode, boy, and the body simultaneously. fucking Lord, I, need a lot of contraptions to. Gives me pleasure. Sometimes you do I need though fucking. No I know that's why every. I know fully aware that's why I tell everybody I'll give you the keys. The owner's manual the whole bit in your state. You can't drive this thing. You know no way you're going to crash into all. You're going to be mad. It's like he instructions. It's worse. Way I can even give you the tools. Did you twist? Your is the right at the wrong moment god? Dammit, you threw me off. WHAT THE FUCK! Just Shit. You broke I. Contact Jesus fucking Christ I tell you all the time. You stupid fuck. To break I contact. What about the pop? Like. Some. Not You know. I've seen you be like that to others. Different situation. That's different, yeah! Yeah okay. Sure. It is know I've seen you be a little people. Like, literally dressed them down. For for. Yeah for fucking you up what way or another? I was happy. David happy the time. What the fuck are you going to say like? What are you? GonNa do okay. I. Got Tired of pretending. I was at that point of drunkenness where I'm just like I'm, I don't care. I have a boyfriend I'm going home with him anyway. You know. You'RE GONNA. Fuck away if you're not doing the right time goes away. Yes. You Suck. Thing. Frustrating. Let's see two males females. People somewhere in between on the spectrum. their own spectrum yeah yeah. Very aggressive I'm not a nice person well. No, not not when you're not when you're no. Yeah. You are nice it to avoid, and then you're not. Just had it. Then you. Especially when you're like I said if you're trying to have a good time at somebody, is not you know, assist you in your time. You're not about it. You're like all right, you leave. Fuck out of my way down days. What are you doing over there? Fuck is going on. A lot of to be fair was probably alcohol related? Really Yeah Yeah I. You know I think now you wouldn't be like that. Nearly as often. You would. You're not like that to me. And she hoped night. Oh, because that's not our dynamic. You know what I mean like.

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That's not like I don't know. That's not our power dynamic when we're having sex. You'RE NOT GONNA. Address down because that breaks you out of your fancy like that takes you out of your like you can't have a fantasy. The other way as is easily was me now it's got to be I have to be dominant. Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't work the other way for me me. It really does other people. He could yeah. No other pre I don't. CARE. I just love it. I love it when I when I'm fetlife and I get I get messages from. Twenty one year old, dumb, doing two year old dumb like. Honey Bunny. It says right there that I'm almost forty one years old. Yes I I I really want. I want my will soon. Dominate me baby. Well, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no I I I agree you know I couldn't imagine either. However you know somebody might surprise. You maybe could happen. You don't know you don't know. ooh, I don't understand it. I. Don't understand like like the thought of going after. Eighteen or nineteen year old or twenty year old I like. Whatever do what you want if it's legal, then fine, but. He like I would have to spend time with said eighteen year olds, banger and I I don't know that I wanNA do that offensive. You're eighteen it does it just means in. It's the same view. Why would you want to hang out with a forty year? Old Dude, like Dang him why it just it doesn't make a lot of sense, unless unless there's a lot of drugs, so if there's a lot of drugs and you know what are investor trying in the? Madison Cash But you know there's no cashier. If you're begging me your baggy, 'cause you Oughta Bang. There's no alterior motive now. That's what I like about me yeah. I know exactly. Why why you're, you're not getting ahead by. This isn't like a career. Move for you. You know that right? Yeah, these benefits don't mean health insurance rate. You get absolutely nothing out of this. As a matter of fact, this is probably going to hurt you somehow. One way or another I, get my pound of flesh. Well they were saying they're doing like a bungee interviews. Researchers saying that the change. Women, Kinda, go, get hit their sexual peak at a different time than men do. They say duties or whatever that? That's what they were saying. Staff in my guys in when they're eighteen nineteen shit like that. Yeah, well now they've changed their their cigarette new tune they are. They're saying that for women. It's from forty five to sixty forty five. Okay, really even older. Yeah, they've created that they've found even more sexual satisfaction. Higher Yeah well, that's Midlife because you know for for ladies and everybody should though that. They can be more complicated than guys you know. Yeah, so they can be so it may take may take a lady that long like figure out the fucking equipment like figure out how she works. Even you know what I mean and she probably could go through. All variety and slew cock and see what she digs and what she doesn't dig, and that's US going, but also they're saying that that it's getting older like older people are starting to be more into like. We'll be snappy. Wagner and Chopin Yeah because there's so much new shit out there this fucking shit for vaginal dryness. fucking. Blue found loses a fucking lube. God Damn it warm Lube. Stick your hand through the fucking dyson. Ring and. A little fucking dollop on it and go to Hound bitches. What that just seems so. So Handy it's juristic. Feels like like if we had that, I would have to have like tessler something. Rip Very High Tech. We're very high tech. Then we could have one in the Tesla fancy. Stick your hand in it. That's what we need in. The car is a plug in warming. Lube Dispenser Wait a minute fountain. It's got it's got an attachment. An arm that comes out from under the steering wheel has a flashlight on it, and it just goes into auto job and then sexual. Auto. Blow outer drive out of Blah I. Don't think I WANNA. Do a world according to garp maneuver in this bitch. You know what I mean I like I'm not doing it.

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I do because I want somebody to look it up at some point I. Want Somebody to watch fx movie. He go what was going on back then turned someone onto frank. Yeah, and they actually why? That's a that is a good man joined it I mean world. According to Garp is a good movie. Yes, no doubt you know however old old. Old and it's just like an old movie and we're. I can't make any guarantees of any sort of of correct behavior at all. I'm sure there wasn't. Probably, not no all right well. WE'RE GONNA to thirty four and when we come back, we're going to have brand new tits. Man We are going to have. fucking. Frozen wieners. 'cause you might. What a regular one later that could be. Here Mac. It's time for basically. Andris things snack. When the male octopus. When he finds a mate, he rip off his Dick, and he throws it at the female, so she can inseminate herself. It doesn't kill him now. A male can grow another one you grow back. We'll know, and maybe maybe you know the I think. It was activated. Once in a while, we'll kill male. We Kill Fuck and A. The story and Fug Nature. A woman kills man after sex. We just watched the whole thing you made me watch it. Watch is praying mantis she is. Just what I'm saying I don't know, but this is the most politest way to go. Tell you to go. Fuck yourself like Dick. Another one. That quality. That that might not be a bad thing that be afflicted, not a bad superhero. You know what I mean. Superpower. Dick. Low just so. You can take a lot of weird things. La, you know what I mean. But Bet. Me I won't stick dig into this fish fish his bread maker. WHATEVER THE FUCK! That thing was your Deli that ground up the fish? The fish, yes, sir, grinder fish now. Dick Right at all, yeah. Aw Yeah they'll learn. Down West West superpower. Saito Dang. You know with. From the. and. Welcome back to caters World Raza. Your lives dot com. Dot Com. Guess Dot net. Twenty later Kinky, Katie, radio TIKI KATIE RADIO DOT COM PD Katie radio. Dot Com they used. That lives. You. Can't get K- radios. See some free. Yeah or others them tear, okay. The Way who is the? Man is right. Guarantee it. Oh! My goodness I like this. Yeah Feel on it in the beginning in the very beginning it. Senate candidate. It reminded me of Edward SCISSORHANDS. Did it and it did just was on. Yeah. But that? W. On but. So somebody is facebook has a facebook marketplace where you can post things that you're selling stuff people in your area. You know like every other kind of gap that they've got going on now. Well, someone was trying to sell a plus she. It was. It was a my little Pony, plus you okay well. No, Hey, you can sell a plucky. We'll explain what a plus she is for the people that don't know you can pretty much. It said it would fit most standard. Flashlights sleeves now what they do it's. This is a my little pony. Keep that. Animal Don't act like you out there.

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Don't have them because I know for a fact that you do. Tell you. Don't put your head down now, you. I'm talking to you right there. I know you have a bloody. To Teddy accidents, but a tape in it, oh. Yes, you can stuff your flashlight you're you're actually inside the ass of a my little pony, or they have other plus east to. They do not my little honey now, but this this happened to be for sale whereas the very popular. Yeah, the my Little Pony Flashy D R it's all about the plot. Halo, CLOBBER! You Yeah Yeah. That'd be you're actually. Those are the the brownies that are banging does bang and Brownies Brownies that are in that are into the plots that the fucking. The sexual. Of of my little pony, porn. Porn Deport Papa Pony. Porn Porn Yeah my little pony old. Yeah, so they're selling, but you know. The answer, so it's a stuffed animal. Flexibly in the vacuum, lightly US gently leaguge. Refurbished? No we had steam cleaned? Safe I have I was thinking about. We were watching A. A show that had like resin doing so was that last night or today could have been. Today could have been last night could have been last week, but yes I remember seeing a something about resin. Yes, I think a was today will making shit. Like tables would resume any real jewelry and whatnot stuff, so I was thinking. Take one of the amid take one of my old toys and I want to suspend it in resin okay, and then either have it as a prize or a a keepsake. For for listener and okay, so you're like mandating in our project is is what you're saying. Yeah I think I want WanNa take my old toys and I wanna make blocks. And have them available? Okay for people if they want if they want when. I I don't know that was I. don't know, but now is problem to my head. You know I see those every day, so I don't really get as excited about it. Well, I mean I. DO I mean so people out there? We were excited about having a dildo encased in amber. Something I'd like drastic. Like you do it in the middle of like an abor egg, just like they added drastic partner. Fuck. Toy, but now I want super duper clear. She can see all stuff, so you can tell that it's been used. To they could see like artistically I gotta say amber. I say I'd say has to be in Amer so and then. And then you can have the Optional Standard, it has a little button you press on like Billy Bass, but it goes. exact. Now, you're seeing the fucking beauty of the place. The Jurassic Park, Team Holy Shit. You knew that song so I'm on key tonight. You're a little better, you a little better. You made sense that time. That nerdy had the song in my head. Is already talking about it so. It is well. No I I think you're you're. You're feeling good today? Your ears are hearing what your mouth is doing. dumfries. Whenever I can admitted care. Anyway. Claiming later, you know I'm not a smart girl. Because then you have the same idea where somebody could go and get DNA clone you later. See a the parallels yet. Yeah, do like like one of your small eggs. Your fucking, you're on rope. You know what I mean golly it could be like. Remote control. Berm. You're feeling it because then you know, it's not so dick like. It, how are you going to put that on your coffee table? It's just like very. How well I won't say Predator. Some people can't did a water rock. Though well, then they shouldn't buy it. Just keep secret, and they can just pull it out. You're like home really dicks on. It later like. Oh fuck me that God Daveramsey can. You put an attachment for a flashlight somehow onto it. Some sort of something I don't know. It's the Snow White postseason. Case glass could be like magic. Where there's a sleeve you can't see you're going in at all. You know what I mean. It's like. there. Where'd you go? We don't know it's gone, maybe another J. David blamed it.

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So we don't know what's going to happen, we don't know you could always say break in case of emergency. Really, now well there you go. Bad Jurassic dildo angle. You know which. I mean I? Am I'm thinking? That's more stunning. You know what I'm saying. I think artistically that works with. A big red button that plays Jurassic Park, team music. You play when you push it. You. I WanNa get a vibrator now or or a Dildo a little t rex arms on it. I don't know it. T REX arms on one you have. Why do we have to like what what's the excuse for buying other? Though no just have to go, get a little t-rex from like the dollar stores comes alarms off. I'm sure the Chinese hugging paint won't be hurtful at all to your vaginal cavity. Share, you'll be fine now I'm fine. Use it quality stuff. Use It store clause on already than said I'm going Already, that you're GONNA put. Even put in. You make it in the shape of a baby dinosaur God. Yes, like it's a little dinosaur egg, but you may get out of the actual the egg. Oh yes. Rar. Well, this isn't a big thing like an insect, so you can put like into a little butterfly or WAAS. Okay you because I've got one of the butterfly was, but it might get. Hit nearly as cool really. Tire store, little baby dinosaur body. We could try different things headway well. Yeah, okay, because I definitely got me all excited for project now. Yeah, see this is. A hobby now aside this, too, we. We. Yeah okay. That we were really leaning into just taking mushrooms and doing broadcasting really. That to? More than could. Go together. Okay? Fine, whatever as far as hobbies go, that's right. You know what your drugs. Drugs And more sex. Without drugs. With equipment. Lots and lots of equipment, tough man God. It's all over the place I. Need to be like a fucking ten armed. You know something. Yeah well. That's why there's all these instruments and stuff. Because then you know you don't have to. Invite like five people over. Be Like we played. Number two. Where are you number? Two Chimera we need to go over your responsibilities. Compare your tapped in. You have already. There's a whole pre game plan a meeting. Coordination! Meeting People tailgate outside you shall we all know what radio channels were using? Everyone's got their grill. What else access codes are? It's gotTa happen. Have Safety Training on E.. We got a man down man down. Back. Into Replacement Oh. This is probably some the you need to fuck a metaphor. I was I was reading this thing that now. Some people are so fucking like fucked up. They're putting liquid nitrogen on their cock to make to make sex fill butter. Liquid nitrogen. Yeah, the freezing their decks. Yeah, yeah, well burning their decks pretty much. Because some people. They don't fucking know and you'll anymore. Feel froze. Vitamin Dick I mean because no one has has. frozen solid solid yet. As far as Somebody's definitely don't. Really. To Block is, but there's a there's a service one spot kind of started all this. The people are starting to do it live. There's liquid nitrogen. You know there's there's a handful of chefs right now. That are dislike. Liberator. Gidget I'm GonNa tell you. It's all fun and Games. Skirt a little masters down your call. Your, office. I'm just saying you skirt a little mustard down your dickel, even cheese whiz but. You know type pepper? That's not gonNa feel good, however, chances are. You're still going to have a? Jake takes probably still gonNA work. You might get an infection or something. However, if you put your check into liquid nitrogen your lot, you might not have. You may lose your deck and I would do that, but it's mustard. That's all fun and Games. Be Losing Dake like. I mean that's your second. Like the like the Terminator. It's say though I get.

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Frozen shatters into pieces. Yeah, yeah, you don't WanNA be t to that. Stuff's not going to just melt and globe back together. Negative Boston, negative freezer burns aren't like they can't fix that shit. That's why you like people. Get off my. Black Frost your cock could fall off. And Arctic fucking Claudia now to call it. Showed right, so what happens shits all going to be frozen up turn black. No I. Don't I. Just want to know why somebody would stick third. Good for. Is what I'm saying is that there's a there was a spa that started it all calling it. Love missed and sprinkle they spray it. They spray it, and then for a half an hour to increase the blood flow and a booster door in. Okay, so you know I don't know well to how about that to what you want to tell me. How does? If it works out for you. Maybe I'll try it out. What, if it works fine and say nobody was hurt and you knew somebody who did said nitrogen, whatever the fuck they're doing and sh- marcus land. Mortgage Plan. Where was it again is in the UK I hadn't say an English somewhere. Yeah, okay by burn fuck and UK Jake offers. Yeah. I. I'm not going I. is what I'm telling you? The way. No, how? That should figure it out I can't imagine I can't imagine what that would feel like getting. I mean it might not be you know if it was like just a best, it would just be cold. Yeah but how in the world will it set a it increases your your blood flow and boost your door friends, but I minutes constrict. Astles, you know what I mean. If you're not so probably like, go back up inside your body because there's. Not Sorry. Maybe you can put a little hugging sock over I'm there you got a little warmer? Little Ski mask for Your Ball. Like a little, little, fucking joke cover. Like a car. I think like a fitted sheet up north. I think they call that a Chook. Do they actually have a term for the the nut cover now now it's not a nut cover. It's like a beanie, but it's called a choke. Do you put a beatty around your balls? Hug Him Okay Yeah. One, yeah. You can have that little old lady to give her giver Havi to Michigan. Ball covers. Crochet use some fucking covers nut sack. grandmom telling you gotta get the measurement right? GonNa come up hot. Damn circulation like you did when I was a boy speaking adjusting late crown royal bag. Smaller. Thank you sack. Some guys might need a crown royal bag. Well they got some. Balls or thing life, wait a minute. To think for some people I forget that you can actually get smaller sizes of things and. Get You could get. You could get a small stuff barely they do. You can get a small bottle of crown royal, and come with a smaller pouch with Josh string, and then you you, so you ready to go see you could go freeze your take off some liquid nitrogen so what you're saying. You're safe now because your balls are safe. Yeah, sure have a couple of drinks and. Looking. For you. That sounds like like my whole. My whole rule against tying strings or any kind of thing around my neck or balls. Yes fucking happen, and so not even ingest dwell. I put any sort of a something around my Dick and balls any longer. It's not happening. No. We've seen that goes south. Literally seen it from people who would be considered experts at cock in bald torture. We've seen accidents. Yes, yes, yes, so I'm not doing it I'm not Ravin. Shit around my Dick Orbital's. But like everything that I've ever put around. There has been soft and easily remove. Removable, you can put strategy around. Nervous now I know. Yeah I know. We've seen people like those those really thick big ZIP ties. What. Are you gonNA cut. It's not so bad when somebody else has a you know I just I'm not doing it. Doing it it you I don't know what could happen, but something could happen. But I really have more curate just like curiosity I'd just I, WanNa I. WanNa see that happen again. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, not the whole castration thing again no I. Don't WanNa see that again, but just. Somebody getting tugged around by texturing. That may be that may be the next porn of the week would be just like cock and ball torture of CVT, just some university.

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I don't know any I. Don't think he should go down that path. You don't WanNa, take up cockpit balls. Why because it's GonNa Freak you out on, you know not really no I'll be fine refining. It'd be okay I just still. I can't think about the just the sheer like freezer. Burn outside to your skin. It might not be too bad if you just missed it. It would just be like cold. Little sprinkles might feel pretty good. Wait a bit I mean. Like I duNNo, where? I would go hard, not sticking my Dick like I need a fluffer as a bad to say I would imagine the SPA is providing fluffy's right. Why should hope so, but I don't know it's quality there in UK. They're all about service over there. Saying. I don't know what the heart on rule is over there because. Different, rule over there in here. Okay Not I. Don't know I could tell you nobody wants to deal with. I mean nobody all I. I know there are times you wait, but not at work. You don't want to go to work and have to deal with a deck unless you're a product. Okay, maybe then you want to deal with a heart attack. But. I don't think they do that. Legal Prostitution in England. Maybe I'm sure they have prostitution Bravo Evans could be in that June just laying check of an fucking. She's English. Who did the Epstein? Who, just got arrested Oh. Yeah, yeah, Jr gives lane. Whatever the fucker name is mass well. Yeah, she's ready. Yeah. I don't know what that means. To travel young chicks will up various prostitution in England. Okay I! Know you're shocked. Just I is so look at my face now. Face Looking Direction. There's talking about cock and ball torture. I got all confused snug. Yep? I'm going to get one of those like nut. Crushers j-joke not a nutcracker, but they have these little nutcracker nut crunchers that all about consensuality here really crush your distress that I know all right. You know the word. Yeah. What is it to Jila? The word! In Russian. It wasn't that bad old guard? What's at old guard movies? Netflix's thing that we watch one. Do you just quoted 'n did I quote was at from from them? Yes, okay see. I didn't even realize. Sometimes! I start spitting out shit because I thought. Yeah, you're like in and out for a little bit. That's right I remember that now anyway anyway anyway. I was I was going somewhere. There's a there's a soap an anime soap. That's got a like a naked mole enemy, chicken the middle. Okay, but the more you know you watch, the more you use it, the more it starts to appear Oh so you've got. Down to the naked check. That's all right answers. I have to say that, but I think it's. It's good that it's it's. It's incentive to your hands. Wash your hands are wash. Whatever the fuck doing it sticking his bar up my ass for like three months now what am I gonNa get to the center of the tootsie Pop Jesus Christ. Maybe the world will never know. Joe I need that little anime girl. I need her. Do I do want to jerk off with her? Oh honor! Are. They were gonNA your favorite segment. Stand by any by. boobs in and on the news. It's time once again for Shit and hotter than Haiti's outside, and you probably don't WanNa go outside and if he'd rather stay inside this even awesome free to there's this thing out there. They're called TOTTA towels. Towel talks about towel talks about traumatizing. Well. It's summertime. The yearly taught towel discussion. This is an it's. It's really kind of men for chicks with the task. boobs that, protrude Because if they're if they're coming from the small side, they're probably not going to be that beneficial and you're not gonNA. Get tips sweater boobs anyway, because there isn't a wondering. If your boobs and I'm not saying anything's wrong with that because there's nothing wrong with that. Anyway however, however titles they go around your neck and. You just pull them over and around your Boob, and they hold your tits and they're right there and they suck up Licko moisture. Whatever anyway. They were on They did like they gotta deal from. Shark tank to yeah just wraps around. It just holds up your Boob, so you get notes Titi Sweat. That's. It it defeats teddy sweats. That's what you're saying. It does, and if you want to wring out on somebody, you can like right out of the shower, and it stays right there and doesn't go anywhere in any way.

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Is it yeah. There's another thing that that I saw which I thought was absolutely fucking Hilarious, but I KINDA WANNA. Get One just because after last night's little meltdown, it's. It's called the. Call me, go, they were you. Calm down anywhere anytime or call me go call me, call me, go see alm I G. O. Confusing at all. Well there's it's it's an inhaler. And it's got like Shit. nonprescription where got some lavender's eucalyptus a little Franken? San Well. They say save for children. So whatever they say as you sit there, and you just suck on that stuff and. Bela. Yes, she said Anal Nitrite like little VCR head cleaner. You maybe rush well. She said she said she usually falls asleep after after she does it. So. She has to be careful where she is when she. Does her commie inhaler. Calm me. That sounds that sounds borderline any to me. Yeah. Well, you know. Yeah well. That deal with fifteen percent more Connie. Do. We're going one hundred fifteen percent county today if There was a guy index at one hundred fifteen percent. That's not very nice. Chick Chick Bash when she was on instagram and she posted. She's like oh I've got the best way to organize my sex toys. We were talking about sex toys earlier. In case you guys don't remember. You're listening the last hour and you just. Wanted to see the story ended. Okay. It was kind of confusing because we are. fucking cereal here. anyway she took. She took a clear shoe. Organizer and hung it on the back of her door, and she's stuck each toy and they had their own. For I've seen him do that with like snacks and stuff. I seen it with Jill does but I thought that was done that at one point in time. I thought you had sat him everywhere. Well, I know I just kind of like you. Literally it's and I'M GONNA. Tell you kids. It's like walking out and stabbing on like a Lego. Let you. Seriously trip on Dildos, walking through the Badger and I'm not even kidding or exaggerating at all one bit. Not One bit. I have to step over three different sects devices to get to my side of the bed. Hey, it's it's the next album. jodie foster's knuckles is dripping overdose. It's DJ chirping over dildos. I sleep four over there on your on your way from from the Badger from the. Undershot by to the bedroom two, years. In the room there's four. They're all plugging machine. Wall devices. Zoo her other. Sometimes see. The Lights Fade into buildings around Lebron James. Right as walking up like from work like as I'm walking up to the door, you see everything. Kinda, Tim playing. beat the clock again, haven't you? Learned your lesson last time I kind of feel like I mean some kind of a movie. You know you know where where? Where when the villain walks up, you know he drains the power of the building and everything flickers our our. Off Time the felon. No, I would be because I'm the one walking up. Yeah not that NAS. Draining the power vinyl, but I don't know that. That all I know, it's a brown out when I'm coming through the door. I already here for the week for the night for the day for the time, so join it. It! It's a basket of. It asshole call your own Uber. Not Call one for. Really digs for all. Anyway, we're getting out of here. I hope you guys have a wonderful time of whatever you're doing wherever you are. Whatever doesn't matter. No, it does anyway stay safe guys, please. Just want to say yeah. Thanks for everything. That's been awesome man I. Love You on, sorry from grabbing, but you still love me so. Okay! Gory.

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