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5/23/2020 Soap - The TV show... Take the white pill... Gratuitous quantities of psychedelics... Black lagoon shit... Sex on psychedelics... Throwing a nut... Indie whore interview... Clit dick and hot men with vaginas... What does a restomod vagina feel like from the inside... Taking to FetLife... Fetish survival scale and the Katie's interest scale... The Blast Zone... Fucking FaceBook... Katie's porn pick of the week - prostate exams and object sodomy... Friend's son still trying to bang Katie... Naked chef on YouTube for a good cause... Penguin shit getting researchers high on nitrous... Episode of "Rule 34"... Loosing her mind... Pride month festivities... Giant bulbous clit... Support your favorite perv provider if you want to... What month is it... Love bug season... Moving toward snuff... Cocaine coasters... World Goth Day... Tits Man - Woman saved by her implant... Woman rapes man she picked up in a Home Depot parking lot... Giant sculpture of female anatomy... Foreshadowing.
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#307 Restomod Vagina
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The following program kicks adult content crabs language of a sexual manner completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things. You'll wish you could hear if you're under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. The weekend has landed all the exist. Now Club Strokes. Popes and part of four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steam on my like a screaming cattle. I'M GONNA to cut shit to strangers all knife. I'M GONNA lose the plot on the dance floor the free radicals inside me a freaking tonight. I'm Jeff Travolta on three Parker. I'm going to Never Neverland with my chosen family. Man We're going to get most spice than meal strong advocates. Anything can happen. Tonight could be the best my life between Quick Blackburn a lot man and now live from ruled thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that doesn't always want to watch porn. But when she does. It's really really weird. Porn your host the one the only can key. Katie tennis show. This is world number three. Oh seven I'm your host can catering me as always is. My favorite person might be replaced. Guard Mr as we are coming to us live from Rasmin alive conjugated Katie radio DOT COM radio DOT. Net's radically radically everything. This working should be on the schedule. It's connected it's connected so who knows I don't know guys listen to me from radio cast She it would be were there. Yeah right now. Yeah or unless you're listening like most of you and coach podcast world. We're not really. They're the live people or you confused. You won't be I couldn't help myself. I'm an old lady. I discovered it when they had the reruns on comedy central. I remember when it was going. I think I don't now see if I knew it when it was I. I'm pretty sure I knew what it was live. I wasn't alive. Yes no I definitely was alive. Yes I am. And it was came out in the seventies. Yeah okay okay. What are you talking about? The show won't suck billy crystals in it. Plays like fucking Gay Guy Ventriloquists. A was a really weird. It was very even for the time especially it was really weird. It was everybody's fucking everybody well. Yeah yeah a parody of so. Yeah but it wasn't so tried to. Oh wait goodness take the white pills. I kind of like posted the the pictures Just used to them in my hand and guys like Ooh it's GonNa your glitter. I'm like maybe I don't think it's that much though. So no it's all right. The golden teacher not not too much much great that was quite ludicrous. Gratuitous like Holy Fuck Shit for doses at once or he is and where we're talking about Psyching Alex we found some beautiful beautiful. Golden teacher dried Sherman and we had way way way way too much at one sitting. Yeah we put it in fucking old. Magic bullet and pulverized shit out of. It made some shoe we've had her and then just to to take bopping tablespoons like I want to gag right now because that taste was terrible it was a lot so yeah but I will say within five minutes or something. We would like five minutes on my wall. Hits fucking fast and go. Lay down ten minutes after that. I'm like I am just trying to grab onto anything.
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Yeah crawling two bedrooms like ever I I I used to. I really think that people when they talk about when they did a bunch of psychedelics Do like I saw God and this and that and I talked and I will never doubt them again. I won't I WON'T I. Won't I used to think it was fucking Huey? And then it's not everybody's been changed totally. Get it you've had enough at one time I had enough. I had I was there I had enough with. You don't like my body convulsing like I'm trying to throw throat my. We still had a really good time. Fuck here we did go figure. There's an ice cold fuck to cartridge in my coach on it again. There are now no. I'll never grow up. It's kind of like Amazon. Hey I'm making a lot of cream during this court. Well you know it's time for the culinary arts and all you know what I mean. Everybody's baking bread. That's all right a lot of whipped cream. Everybody's making Frie- cream we're making we're making money being unemployed by by doing cam work and were rustling in in Kiddy pool that we set up in a room full of whipped cream rally very elaborate story. They're thinking about this free thinking about doing it or or just just begging an excuse for why you have thirty five cases of whipped cream charges. Yes as no. This is fun. Yeah I don't know it was only days before everything was good again. At least I have to say though and I will admit this because I don't care because you guys. I don't know you're going to go know. But at least they know. I wasn't the only one some routing you about this but I was like dude. I think something wrong with me because I just had like black lagoon. You from my body like the demon left year. It was black and neither one of us. Oh no but I don't know I mean it didn't help that. We just pounded like Shit Tennessee. She and Chinese food have powerful hugger for seafood directly. Before I'm doing such things. It just seems like the worst thing you could possibly eat and go get fucked up on so usually. That's why that's hilarious. I know that really just really usually want a solid non greasy meal and Sushi kind of fits that bill. You know what I mean. It's just nice in Cleveland. There's nothing like nothing heavy. Yeah nothing's GonNa hurt. Ya Right but but you still get some in there. You're you're you're rock and roll. Would you guys have carbohydrates getting ready to defeat you the impending doom go Sodium you from the Soya's you're going to sweat your ass or something probably Sir most likely. Yeah it we didn't get E. I had the best anime going ever before he retreated to the bedroom. Because I could. You left it on no I you know I had to turn it out. I wasn't feeling good. He was feeling good but I was. Just yeah no we way too much. I want to tell you that was gratuitous. I couldn't make out of the bedroom. No why could no I? I couldn't I didn't want to. I'll just lay here. I am going to find your dye. Well you'RE GONNA happen. No I knew I knew it wasn't going to happen either. Really no no no and I totally do it again. I just really wish that it didn't Make my stomach so fucked up and I wonder though if I take if I put a like if I just make a budget capitals of it and then I just eat like a whole fucking handful. I don't know is no matter what it's the fact that your your brain is receiving. What's going on in your brain is. Oh Jesus fuck what's going on what's happening. What do you move? Yeah Alarm Bells. Go off and everything starts now. That's just what happens now.
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Just part of it and and it's good you know you're in a controlled environment at home you know so it all worked out and we still had a really good time. Oh still well well well well well where that room you know yes very well. I was an emotional one two. Oh I cried. Ally dared I was there. I know I know you know and I'll I'll say that the the Disney Castle did make little appearance to the whole like sparkly. Shimmery like yeah. Have you ever watched like the beginning of any Disney movie anyway? Whatever doing that on Your Avenue. Awesome little thing going on. I guess I was okay. News great do it again to me like tentacle monsters. Supposedly lots of tentacles very really. Yeah Oh my goodness very much Well it's probably because I was watching that fucking animated before I came. I was having my own little thing going on in my head. I was not. I really thought you're doing something on purpose to me that certain it just felt like you're playing the same thing over and over and over again because at a certain point. I feel nauseous and then I'd have to get up. I go to the bathroom started thrown up. I'd hear the same thing like over and over again and once finished I G- witten laid down. It was like a whole fucking very elaborate. I was very elaborate. Say but then you just keep reminding yourself. You're totally fucking doing stuff intentionally me really by or are you just on drugs and you kind of look at me you go. Yeah I'm on drugs. Yeah what's your problem here. Relax Son. Sit Out yeah. It's fun to think that I would set up something very elaborate just to fuck with your brain. The go ahead believed that not true. That's a lot of work fuck. That doesn't work that way anyway. Whatever whatever I said. We're GONNA get two topics that will probably was the topic at some point. We Bank so much. Yeah by got sore. Oh yeah that that's right. You're talking about during the The we were alluding to talking about that at the pre. Show your Your sore nuts. Yeah they were. They are squeezed dry itself. Would Oh my goodness it was. It was like it was like blue all. I think I'm not sure did wasn't pleasant. I listed one maybe a through not Sunday. No some of the coats of the night really pretty fucking awesome though. Well I mean they were for me. No it what you're talking about. I are so much fun to fuck. Time was a great so good. I had such a book. It's squish like all night. I think I would just like marinate eaten. Oh my God was great. Yeah Yeah Time Wise. Everything tastes so fucking awesome afterward here. There's probably some kind of medical explanation as to food is so fucking tasty issues. Fresh fruit is the fuck bomb. It was it was very tasty morning after noon. After that's right the next day the more you. Hey so I recently didn't intervene. If you guys WANNA check out with Peter Hopkins for the indie horror film creative indie horror film creative indie horror film that he just calls you horrors like totally ticket. That tiny hore any horror society. I openly support horse. Somebody said we're out there working hard hustling for our money. I put it down for your entertainment. That's all right. Hopefully they'll talk that way. Hopefully I would just say do. That's okay with me. I mean go ahead. Tell like fucking trucker. Sure her into Weird Shit. I want a totally a hot chick to talk like fucking Bob. The trucker. Hey Man. Hey Hey running a load of fucking broccoli down the five. I like my case. Well we pull over so we can fuck. I'm suck your vary of almost half interested in it now. Though you know to hear that come from a total a- hot jake that you would not think sounded like that at all. Well here's here's the thing to tell you we were talking about this earlier. How there's and I've I've talked about this person on on the show before Jacob Ryan Hot fucking dude hot dude on twitter has a vagina.
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Yes well a Click Dick but does have a yes does have a very large clay Like Mike Repeat size but still has a China and loves the Fox by DEUTZ. It's a strange thing. It's very odd your show released videos and you know. Obviously I've seen we we have met. We've met lots of people. Male female female to male transsexuals mostly male. The female got a lot of hot mostly. But but this is. I think that was the first time I ever really watched the female to male porn where I mean. Masturbation one thing okay. That's kind of it and it's different because you have. No you like what the fuck is going on person with a beard getting fuck of my God that that. I don't know how I feel. I don't know how I feel about it. I kinda I Kinda Wanna I kinda WanNa know what I be excited. Could I fuck could I fuck him could I I? I don't know I think it's really. I completely could wrap my head around like having sex with a male to female because mostly men mostly female v looking and feeling the other way around were really. It's just lack of a deck but other than that it's a guy. Wow Wow I don't know vick noodle It it does sound sure. It makes me feel weird. I WanNa know at the what the what a inside of a rebuilt pussy feels like what that's not a rebuilt pussy. That's just a standard Posey. Odd some extra testosterone really and. It's not a rebuild. Now it's not a rebuild. No I'm talking about male to female. Okay you know Mega Vaj okay. I want I wonder what it feels like. Okay I don't know that well I know but it feels just like a pussy probably. Yeah like the inside of a person like what you know. What THEY I? We've why'd you want to like like the next time we meet somebody? Hey can I finger blast you? Yeah that seems really really rude does done. Well you know but you have a dream. Plays it wrong for you to have that dream. Now get stuck with me. Two years it wrong to have fucking curiosity about what the inside of a male to female transgender Genitalia. It feels like I don't know visit anything wrong with that no I. It's all in how you approach asking said person. Yeah say hey excuse me you can shove my pop your snatch you. Maybe I don't know I put this out I might put this out on fetlife and And see what's the what's up. Hey anybody haven't new bad said they'd like to show give me a little tour. You not take tour that newly remodeled I no. You just had to see three done. I'll be nice. I put my shoe covers on. I do have a stainless steel specula-. That's still in the bag. No you're talking about specula- specializing Sad Person Lake before. This is my own thing. You're talking about a little finger blasting you wanNA bring specula- I mean you just as far as Defcon four quake to know two minutes ago. You're just trying to find a person who would let you do. Let you do it? Who had set such a fuck an arrangement to let you finger blasted to see what I felt like. Well that's where you are. Now you're immediately. We've gone in like two seconds over to want us a spectrum and now I want to examine into. Wow that's really fucking doctor I mean really I mean that's kind of like invasive. Yes okay you'RE GONNA ask Yourself. You might as well ask for what you want. I'm taking the FETLIFE. Okay so I'm GonNa Throw Fetlife and gave him a verbal warning before you're taking to it right. You gave life of her awarding. Yeah taking to you answer. No that's is it horrible that asking it can't be no. I'm asking lot. Fetlife said did ask if they could if they if you'll you pee on them like that's in daily. Eat My Shit. Come on now. Have all the time so this overnight with asking the finger. Blast a transgendered person exactly. I don't know and possibly possibly a little person as well.
00:20:06 - 00:25:01
That might feel different. I don't know if you'RE GONNA ask for one you might as well ask for the other Mizo Ashur. Everything wasn't package you know what though like like an LP fuck fucking a male to female transgender person who is willing to let you figure blast them like almost an experimental toy which is really eating. You're willing to say well that's kind of what you're looking for. That's what you are. Yeah that's your that's your wish right now. Yeah but some people are into that. I'm sure suck yes. I wonder how many little person transgender male the females. There really are in the world. I've a small population. Like how like. How many could you possibly like even have have a dozen? It's a small population is very very tiny minute. Well just the odds. Are you know what I mean here? On the odds of wine and then the odds of the other stacked on top. That's like a fucking double Harley. Just saying you're probably working with like a dozen people in the world. I go to my t guy and see if he can do me a code or something so I can. Make up a A checklist with everything on it. So people when they go to my fellow Pager Cagey Hater radio. They can fill out the form and be like I meet this criteria in this career. We could we could. We could radim on that. Kiki Katie curiosity scale. Like how high on your curiosity level would they be? You know what I mean and the more boxes they check you know. Obviously the more curious would be about them. Yeah you're a five point two. It's like you're criminal. Survival Primitive surival rating on negative. Afraid but just so you know that s going to be there to. Because I'm not doing this ship myself because I don't know you people watch it when you mean Trying to figure what's transgender. Your your little fantasy meeting strangers. Yes I know why would that? I don't know I don't even understand why that would even be a thing like that. Anybody would even like be like no. Just come me a strange person. I'll meet you over here by the racetrack. People that there's right there. Let's do it. I don't fucking put anything past anybody. I'll be the one standing there. You'll see me change coat and We're in a diaper. Don't mind the van. We totally got off track but Also another Another Youtube show that I did was blast zoned. Mike and hope the blast zone Mike and yeah yeah. I don't know where you find people. Sometimes they do they do well they were. They were people that were interested and indie movies. Yeah well in the in the horror movies yeah now they were really well as I've got more coming up for for other for other things which is pretty cool. I can facebook. I swear to Christ I got the like. You're suspended for thirty days because you were you're posting spam spam spam this picture. I'm reposting a It was a Vinnie. Mo- scheming thing and these boxes on you admit it. You just admitted it. You've hosted add. Yeah Yeah just admitted it. Yeah you spent you win and posted on several different things then you know. I like kind of like different places like on your personal page Kinky Katie radio. Well I screen is screen. Shotted pictures of the trailer with me in it. Okay and I put them on there and I said get it now anyway. So I got versace at thirty days and like how is this Bam so anyway but then they said three days so by the time you guys here is from night listening live. I'll be back. Yeah I get tired. I don't know we never i. Well I don't know where else to go play with people. You just gotTa have to spend more time fetlife. Hey I think we're going to go to our new weekly segment. Yeah I know hang on. We figure this out ready. Yeah it might not be the porn you would pick. It is the Porn Katie Wind. It's time for court. Hey are so my porn Pick of the week.
00:25:01 - 00:30:01
What's any I've been kind of? Actually there's kind of a double deasy that I've been working with. I've been extra fucking horny like I mean I really I want. I will fuck like figuring bad enough last week now. Now I'm just I'm rampant tired care. It's a three day weekend right now. Hey there's always electric anyway So the two that I've that I've been getting into our prostate exams. Like actual prostate good results. Bad results what size prostate or you're looking for. I like screaming do you do I love it? I love it when I like to see guys get fucking their asses. Finger like pounded then jerked off at the same time kind of thing and then which is kind of funny. Okay no no no. I'm saying this is funny. Because on porn hub I ran across a clip from the SDR show Oh The one big J does CJ overseas. And he's getting a real estate exam run. Yes camera. Big Jab doctor on porn hub. Gesher a quote doctor. You know a doctor whatever who am I to judge. That's right account and glove headed I T- think Lonzo get lube. Does Not really. It's doctors have a smell. He had a business card for a come on does that prostate exams. Yes right but then the second one is Yours not gonNA think I'm saying really gives me a new thing. We're just figuring this out all right. I I'm I'm kind of into objects sodomy. Uh Yeah Yeah right begging the Muffler. Kinda you know like like look how you sodomise in and out of an object to like hold guys. Kinda getting drape stuff. Oh Wow Cornell. I'd I go to sleep next year and I thought I mean like a pair of scissors like that out. Nothing like that. No I mean other stuff. Yeah no not tired. Whatever way that's my for the week pick of the week. Yeah Yeah men. Getting raped stuff is set up now. I'm not saying anything I'm concerned I'm for myself. I don't care that you have this fantasy at all. I just worry about getting fucking cosby waking up and having a stabler shoved up my ass teammate Dave Ler whenever or whatever you whatever you feel like putting in there no negative. No 'cause like there was one that into hurt their. I don't like it. There's one that I had like a broom handle. Yeah okay any of that really. I know there will be blood. I'm just telling you. Yeah it's on if you roof being and I wake up and I'm tied up and there's something oh it is totally on. Just get ready to be stuck into a fuck and closet. Something Bad's going to happen now. It's going to dawn on you why I asked you earlier. Stick both those things I gave you. Go Oh yeah you feel in you? Got The dosage right. He'll fuck up. Don't fuck up 'cause I don't want no negative. Cut It out put. Money is not a you. Have you have your club to gang up on me too good? They should if I could shed. More people should show up alone. Yeah doing I got sleep next to you.
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Whatever it's not cool to put thoughts like that into my head. I can all right. That's okay I find ways to get you back nine. Oh I totally make it worth it. How my my. My friend's son is is starting up again and he's he's at it again. He's eight hundred eighteen years. He's more than eighteen in his twenties. He He's twenty four. Okay so what do you you. Can't I mean he's you know now he's just a twenty four year old Dude Dude? Try to get some Dick funny like hey like And he's like a video of him. Stroking is gone. I'm like Oh my God yes right. Okay literally did you laugh at them and types words do you tell him no no. I type. She'd okay could. I'm just saying he's aware that you're laughing at him. Okay Alan all fair. Whatever and he'll call me about. My last name was like Mrs. Mrs so-and-so my then he'll Geico like so funny it's not funny. It's totally funny. It's friends of hers. Son Yeah all growed up all growed up well it's not like a you babysat him or anything. We didn't really know him now when he was younger. Yeah it's not like Oh you're the your mom's friends know that. There's this chick on youtube the you need to check out. She's she's a ginger but she's got like a banging body and she's the naked chef making fucking. You're like making love you know. She's a ginger but look she got a banging body. Just give her a chance. I'll give her a chance. I wasn't thinking like that. I was just saying you're like we were like she's a Brunette she's blonde. No she's ginger and she's so pale skin red hair and scalp big tits to vitamin D observer. Yeah like a solar panel earlier to d likes it love it love it. Anyway she She's got this huge fan base. She does videos of her just wearing an apron. Oh anew on the two of you you you tubes yes because you can't see the nipple because it's covered by the Abraham show. Ask thing that I don't think she turns around. Okay but you can tell that she's she's yeah okay. What she's doing what she doing. What's going on Archie? Till that's all she does a cooking show because she's the naked chef. Okay let me show. I'M GONNA show a series now. Nice Rack Stoke I totally. I totally ever watched the show. Strive to write really this on the big screen. She's also she's By doing this This cooking show. She's she's getting monetize for Like feeding the hungry okay. So that's good for them. So if you WANNA go jake. Does she have like an only fans Neville. I'm on your beans I do. That's what we all do. I mean you know that the and she asked Annella what just going straight to the crotch totally you guys don't even know what the fact we're talking about. Oh speaking of CO two. There was this book in scientists that got fucking loop de Leu when They found out that one of the Gases expelled from Penguin. Shit fucking two is laughing. Gas Really Yeah Yeah here too. But it's not co two nitric oxide. Yes completely different thing I know long anyway. Yeah they said that they got so fucking high that it made them sick. Okay yeah from wait a minute what are we talking about it again? What do you doing Shit Penguin? Shit Penguin Shell what are they doing? Like Penguin fucking Kaiser Films Like jet. No new no. I'm certain that they did not tell you to roll around in the baggage. There are scientists studying the fucking wins and the fucking the gas was given off by. The whole. Fucking penguin colonies feces. Okay and it was like one hundred times higher than a fertilized field so basically was and the penguin shit pile.
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Yeah and if they're lou the scientists for getting fucked up. Yes we'RE GONNA die. Yeah really yes. Was it a good? Hi there well. The started out as a good high and fucking got sick saying. Hey Bob over there I i. We're GONNA take we're going to in episode three or four and when we come back and bring me and world so you can have some other ships tugwell because that's what we're doing here so Yeah Go pee. Grab a snack. We'll bareback or listen. You could challenge getting to the actual clip that I make for you and squarely fashion Joe. Podcast people don't stop listening. That's right and that's who you're talking to really talking to everyone. I'm all inclusive. Basically angry pricing snack. It was a woman she got in trouble for well. She got arrested after she felt herself stuffing a full raw chicken insider plus in public store. And there's a picture of it she's like squatting down and there's like half of a leg quarter coming out of recruit. It wasn't like like jagged a game head or anything. It wasn't like a swab share. It was a full sized chicken. I'm saying look at that fucking Offers I don't know if it was cut up into fryer pieces or whatever but the the part that sticking out and she's look on her face is like oh I mean it. It looks like a full sized chicken which she girl no actually not really. She's just are are just very cute guy. Still Still Sale Salmonella aside just for all you could on the spot yet of chicken of Euclid. I mean that's what I was warm enough and of Oregon Ladder. What I mean how. How up like cold storage? Yeah she probably did she traffic. It's cold fucking Turkey Chicken Day. Whatever okay still too big for a party like well not too big because obviously there. Hello Amazing time okay. Yeah but she chicken okay but still. Did she squat out and again? I'll very edge. Yeah She's she's wearing address you that gliding down right in front of the Meat Katie that she had Mark Martha Stewart's dot style South Park. This value editor know all with patrol. Joe Failed flashes staff in the back. V KNOCK. Before all the facts about sex joe fail this clashes elastic socal pro damn about it sack pick and welcome back to you. Katie's world resume their lives DOT COM. Kiro radio DOT COM and Rio cast dot net You know what I. I don't think that I said it during the fucking questions from you and my Info Okay and I'm about to do right now. It touches me. He gave me on twitter at Kinky Katie Radio Kinky Katie radio DOT COM in Katie radio at DOT COM facebook. Whatever fetlife Jumaa because you can and their stuff and gratuitous nudity nudity savannah you can find out dumb stuff that you don't know now you know and you could care less for knowing whatever give whatever. Pinkett that's right because he's a Neville you know there has been a just an amazing sweet but I know betters look up Terry Broadcasts Mike God of President. You're good de Niro. Radio SHOW SOLID NEW BASE NECTAR. Dixon new out June. Something or other or are we now go talk about his stuff all the time quality? It's good shit.
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Early is class this month is pride month as anybody who didn't know but there has been much going. Parades right it's really anti gay. Do you think about what you think about gay men. At least I do I think about gay. Men being huddled together in balls of like Jujitsu. That's how I see it my head. Hey fucking like mating snake mating else. That's what I think. Covered knowledge really isn't very conducive to today's fucking reality. Now it's not just knowing how fucking Horny. I am right now. You constantly tired like yeah. This is how I pace your dudes getting fucked and I'm just like Oh. Oh you mean by just said yes. Okay yes okay. Well I don't still and we were talking about the confusion. Don't know how you feel about wanting to fuck the. Trans is that you know. I don't affair morning female to male trans. Yeah I don't I don't know if I don't know I just I don't know if it would work well for me or not. I know what I'm saying because if you try to healing about I've never really thought about it. I've never I've definitely never been in position for sure without a doubt I yet. We'll yeah I don't know I mean. Yeah we've I know I've met a handful of female to male transpeople for sure but it never occurred to me that any of them would want Dick near them. You know what I mean. See like it didn't occur to me that that was ever an option one by mended the transition into women who are in women. Yeah yeah still. Yeah I guess why I know better. I know better now. You can't fuck you can't tell what somebody wants to fuck you know based on how they dress all can't tell exactly can't tell. Shit. Yeah second button so bad Jesus just want to put it in my mouth. I do I but like on fucking wrestlers. She's dead. Don't give me ship people but fucking China she not. She had a little dig and I was. I was grossed out by do you? I was I was on her but just by on him. She wasn't sure it wasn't. It's not the same to you if it's presented in a masculine package. It's weird it's weird. That is very weird. You're more accepting said person. Looks like a dude and has a Dick Button. Yes yeah as a Dick Button Likes Dick. We're right it really is well because then like would the perfect mate for you be another k Man. What did he? I don't know I say another gay man because it kind of would be another gay man at that point would it not I think so or could be. My head is really hurting thinking about it I really. I don't know why I shouldn't get ahead tonight. Just staring at way man. Yeah it was just so it was bizarre looking to me watching a two totally rail him and then my slapped in the face and yes which is one thing but you when it's when it's guy on guy you tavern expect to be double cocked and there was no double cock and it was it was weird like and their button. Viking rubbed yes using vibrator with Harry Legs. Say to everything you know. Total looked like a hot dude with with with with a badge. That's right this is the DP ones. There's deep eons. So there're female to male that that are that are into DP with guys. Yeah ooh shocked by. I'm not really shocked but you know what I mean. I don't know why it didn't occur to me. It's awesome. Why is it? I'm like really considered now. That'd be such a bad idea because he's got he's got a only fans page and I'm like I would spend money that I shouldn't no don't do that more like what. The book MC serves you right. I were sponsoring Bob.
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He needs a trip back to Italy. Little Jim can go to Disney. Now Gordon teams over. Yeah he's come from Australia. I mean not that. I'm saying you know that people if you want to go support your favorite. Oh Yeah Yeah yeah absolutely. I definitely feel free because of course I absolutely I'm not. I'm just saying I would get in serious shovel kind of like a gambling thousand dollars last week on Bob. Yeah what Y. I don't know like a whole stack. You dropped a stack on just like that. He got a new dildo giving me a lot more shit for spending less than that at a strip club. I know getting those Charles clumps. Oh God what are we going back to? The whole thing is. Skittles is removing the colors from its candies for pride month like they just over to. Let's say you're out early on this one was it may so may was was the your even know. Do you would have to look it up right I. I know I'll I know may is national masturbation month. That's what I know and I already talked about that like a while ago. So really but it says the only the only vers to June thirtieth. You're in time before you most of the people that are going to listen to to the show. It's time for you. Just you can now celebrate pride. I guess it's always weird when they have months light that like. Should you not celebrate it year round? I don't know gay people. Are they less gay now? No not at all geared up are are are black people as black in February or more black. Now yes yeah for now. We don't know maybe yeah. We know more about Gay People. Stay inside skating. Is this fucking kidding? Do Nowadays you actually to stay inside for now is much as possible. We did anyway. I don't know like it's it's absolutely no change in our lifestyle at all because we we've been going out just because you know draw however however we did take a take a break places. Serve alcohol outside the House. I don't know if you noticed. I can't be trusted now. No me neither. Well we all. We did take a break from getting tattoos for a while. But we're getting again. I would've blaming coming up. You were Johnson. Yes I know that's right and it's a you could go to Orlando though I am I. Just don't I don't feel like taking a ride. Orlando I now travis in the sack balls outside but D- golbright outside summer break. We'll let you. I'm GonNa stay where. Yeah I just finally was able to scrub all the dead fucking corpses of the La La La Season for sure. Here's the no love? Bugs are like little bugs that get stuck together while they're fucking for like a month straight as like fucking locust swarms of Lug bugs. It's not as bad as it used to be. Which is weird used to be like way? Thicker Oh God yeah like it was something you really think it was out of the Bible like what the fuck is going on. It got dark outside not just love. Bugs Take Yeah. Let's just just just because your mouth for real driving on a motorcycle. That's no joke to bugs bugs mugs. You read it into desert flying around. Ask Ask all the time. Yeah that that's exactly what it where they live the rest of the year. I don't seem to ever. I don't know that I've ever seen one of those fucking bugs that weren't stuck together. I have I view. When are you where you seeing said La Bug? That's not banging I signed. Where do you see that on the front of the car? Really actually all over the hood and the windshield a my clothes and stuff. Because I don't know be vanilla perfume what they are trying to bang you fucking totally. Fuck you right. Jim Fed the bugs or trying to throw their little bug Cox inside view. Love Bug Fairmont. Now they're saying is I don I for you with my bugged. Sit well obviously. They don't I after they bang or maybe they do.
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We just unaware that seems like this happens once a year for a month. Well I was such a mean psycho little kid I would always I would. They pissing me off at. I'd always catch a or if they've landed on me pull them apart and the guy would always get stuck in their realized right right the apart. Now you're now you're getting off to Gabriel rape with with more scary objects well watch watching like snuff next week or so. We have forward to. I've been seen eight millimeter in a long time. Yeah you're going now you're starting now you want real and you want it real to that. Don't you know yet you you so fuck it lie? I can tell by the way you know you so now I don't like snuff. Though you tell you you you I would say. I don't know that you would be into that. I wouldn't think you would be anyway. Rough let's say yet while you would like it you like the over the top fucking you know over the top almost cheesy fucking way that it is important like if subject real life. It's not like that. I don't know if you realize as point is not like real life now. It's not that's what I'm saying. Yeah so I don't think you would be into actual snuff. I don't think that would now thing. I don't think it ever would be because it's not the style in which you like your ship rough. Shenanigan you like it in a very up way. Oh No I found a guy did you. He's got the real that served all right. Swear to God right now I have a secret. Dvd player somewhere. I watch it. I still it would be funny to watch you work a DVD anymore. It would I haven't seen work. Dvd player and fucking a decade. Figure it out get rehired sure. Why for the thing? The thing so hard about that. I am not dumb. Don't be don't you dare say there's there's a on a website. There's shit these coasters. You can buy their black glass and they've gotta go posters now and they've got coke on them. The coasters coasters. Yes okay. And they're called. They're called the night. You left black coasters. That I loved black coasters. Okay Yeah and for nine Hundred Bucks. You get a fucking set of coasters. That look hotlines Cocom. Okay they actually have lines of blow. Yeah it's not real well known image okay right so it always looks like you got lines of cocaine on your on your coaster. Yeah on a little plate right in front of you. Recreate FOR INSTAGRAM. Goddess my coaster. It's see luggage fucking jump. What you ban me. Why would just Pammy the? Obviously you sell these people advertise on fucking instagram. Yeah you're shitting on your advertisers okay. Apparently it was World Goth Day the other day. So sorry guys you feel your Nipples twinge. What had happened or what I guess so. I got ready to Glare Shit. We didn't We need to get to your favorite segment. My God you tried to fuck and miss. It didn't stand standby standing Meyer. Oh boy in and on the news. It's time once again for shit manager. I'm sorry guys all right. So this fucking woman was saved by her implant from gunshot. Yeah we hear about that every once in a while. Oh this one This one actually got lodged into her. It's weird I don't plan you don't hear about real boobs saving lives. You only hear about like in fake boobs saving lives. There could be there could be as high with no. There was big cities and she got stabbed and didn't go all the way through her her big old. Yeah so move save lives. That's the moral of the story. That's right okay. So she shot she got she got shot and like aluminium. Fucking bubis elevates the stuff they wolverine has his claws made out of Katie. You knew exactly what that was. Don't pretend like you didn't know just having a brain furry now yeah you are because you had the light bill. I had. I had both of them. Yeah I all right okay. So I'm doing fine. Well that's because you're better at this than I am.
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Thank you very much. You've had more practice you have okay. You're more seasoned anyway. There's bits on the chest and and the pacemaker savior. No we're fucking implants fucking. She has biotic implants. Apparently they're just really hard. Maybe but the the the bullets inside the sack parasite no. We're got to boob inside of her hand now anyway. Well there's pictures there's pictures implant with the bullet insides you can see it in the darkness holding it so it was pretty crazy but she got him fixed. I'll love Nicey nice and on the news. What misfire that's okay. I still love you addressed. Oh my God for you. There's a there was this chick. You got arrested She went to pick up a day laborer at home depot. Myself Way I just think okay continue I I wanted. This is her obvious for something going to pick up some local Latin Dick Israeli what she was doing. Yeah she had this fucking fetish that she wanted to. She forced the deed to have sex with her at gunpoint. Oh you wouldn't have to do gunpoint. Say the COPS and say that you raped me now. As part of it was part of the gun was totally part of it. That was her fuck age for sexual fantasies scenario play. Yeah did you get it up? Yes he did. Yeah D like it I. I don't know did you like this. Did you like this still or no taco pitched she had she busted. He figured he went to the cops. Fuck it was the best lover I have ever had. I have never come so hard in my life is crazy. I just do STUCCO. Usually sometimes I do the drywall. Child always a driver slow to home depot. Remember that if you're standing in a home depot lot there's some psycho Karen look into. Apo take about that all day. Like oh Karen I just WanNa fuck me one of them. The Home Depot. Parking like ice. Yeah that's to look forward to just think about that. When you're standing in the parking lot all day there is a woman. She made this humongous sparkly sculpture of a click. They're calling it the clitoris a- actually it. It's pretty. It's pretty amazing. It's the whole anatomy of. It's not just button. It looks like the like wishbone with balls. Ooh Okay know they're saying if you if you don't lie it's it's the whole goat ads. Everything going on there. Looks like a wishbone balls. Yes Oh you're you're fucking nerve complex. I guess it's everything inside that you don't see so for people that just think that the clint actually some guys can't even find it but if but for the People. I tell you fuck you know you have no problem. You're having a good time. Last week is fine. I was not even talking. You so stuff back. Well I have to ask do you. Maybe really okay. I don't really have to ask okay. Then Lord Anyway it's everything you guys don't see it's not just a little nub it's all inside that's why we like to have our. I were like to be spanked sometimes on my on my puffy pussy to shock of it. Kinda yeah shocking. Yeah makes it. Does I know basically jump it. Does job does so. You know what I just realized. Just realize your psycho Karen routine is this. You're looking at. Are you looking to do that? Because you're you're into gate like not necessarily not necessarily like have them bang you a Gumbo but you go to the home depot parking lot with a gun and just ainley shove things up poor little fucking Latin dudes butts usually like guys it could be. Kids is like where where you're headed. Is it what were you doing before? Shadowing like a Manga dirt.
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I don't even see foreshadow way we have to go so we're going to have devoted dip out on your own fantasy. Hey I am not man hatred. There's other shows coming up after this man has up anybody. If you WANNA get didn't talk about can gabby on twitter at Kinky Katie to SCO DOT COM. He gave radio DOT com. You can also Google Kinky and Katie Radia. Ask If you meeting to yeah. This is definitely a long precision. Averaging shows up so if you have any questions stimulants we bought their quote. Everybody have a great day weekend. Whatever the fuck that. Oh yeah could be flag up buttercup tacos does.