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The following program contains adult content. Crass language of sexual manner completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things. You'll wish you could hear if you are under the age of Eighteen. Easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn this off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. The weekend has landed. All the exists. Now is clubs drugs. Popes and parties of four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer on my head like a screaming cattle. I'm GonNa talk to strangers all night. I'm going to lose the plot on the dance floor. The free radicals inside me a freaking tonight. I'm Jeff Travolta three. I'm going to never never land with my chosen family mind. We're GONNA get more spiced out than Neil Armstrong aggregate tonight. This could be the best. I'm alive seventy-three quit. Bucker watched a lot on the monkey falls around me and now live from little thirty four stadiums. I bring you a girl that wants to do more inau. She'll even let you pick the attachment. She uses on you your she is your host the one the only can give Katie. Oh hello hello and welcome to the show my God. I was spaced out there for no really. I was the street. I'll just started thinking about something and I'm like fuck. I gotTa go do the sing like right now. This is the world number three. Oh four I'm your host came in with me as always is my favorite plus cover fuck toy. Though man with a master plan we are coming to you live from Rasmiya live dot com Katie radio dot com radio dot net. Back our army. Maybe you know the the beginnings of the accent of the pirate. You just think you're the shit. Don't you youtube video some video on that? They have everything I love. I Love Youtube. Now we gotta get back on it. Now that I'm allowed again. Well no I found a way around that. Just just stop attaching stuff to you and you know what I mean. You do whatever you want yours. Yeah I know what I'm saying. That's true but I'll we'll figure it out somehow. I always seem to get myself in a troubled out. Yeah because all of these things have liked guidelines and you're not supposed to guidelines are opposed to like guide you toward things quit your guidelines are mine because I mean my limitations might be different from yours or public. You know standards. Eighteen and older will humid that really. I still love that. Facebook apologized to me. You even know what they apologize for. Not You know I kinda when they say you know I. I'm sorry that you are fucking wrongly accused and stuck on band for so long last time routine will can we put that extra time in a bank like I can use it. If I get in trouble again I'd be like I'm cashing day. Just just give me like a regular like pine for later. Can I just get an extra point please? Maybe just maybe like throw me. Hey Hey delete that you like. I'll give you like two minutes if you can delete in two minutes or cool. I'm just saying not. As soon as I hit the PUCK or accept from seventy years ago. Well you know like I said some day some day. No no you'll get sick there fucking roles something you'll find find some other way to entertain yourself. This is the old folks was supposed to go what it's like the Cesspool of of the Internet. I think well not to Cesspool. But it's it's like the trailer park as you know what I mean. It's like a nice place. I could talk now. I've lived in both. I've lived at Nice trailer parks and not so nice trailer parks. There's a big fucking difference. You Go oh my gosh well. We have got a show for you tonight. We're GONNA have a brand new tits man with its muses. It amuses me. Alight does it. Oh yes it does okay and I hope it amuses you too okay anyway and lots of other random stuff Guess with our own unique brand of personality. It is a brand. It's my brand okay.

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Everybody has their own brand lines. Smells like flowers. Smells like Gwyneth paltrow's Pussy. No it's like that eighty year old blooming flower at the fuck and Fairchild DynCorp factor stinky. Thank you you walked into it. Because we actually saw Mr Sticky at the end of his bloom. We did yeah we did at the Fairchild and it was a long time. That's when they had the hooghly exhibit there fifteen years ago sounds of duties. The fucking prettiest thing. I guess you guys go if ever to fairchild could well even even just the four the hurricane though there was this gigantic irking not gigantic. I don't remember it being like mass destruction but I'm sure the plants did not do like perfectly. Yeah have a storminess Florida anyway. They had this fucking flower only blooms like every three billion years or some weird shit like that. It's a longtime whatever. I think it's like eight years. I don't know I could be wrong. But it's supposed to be like the biggest flower or older. Some Bull Shit is fucking huge. Smells like its head body dies. It's not like a fucking rotting dead body Bad Plus Great. Well you know it's big it's swollen. It's angry and it's sticky. Yeah Italy comes out was every eight years and there you go folks. Let's see what's the flour wires anyway that you said that? Oh I said you walked into. The joke just walked into so you actually had that experience with the person you're sitting across from seeings said giant stinky flower. Yes I know. What are we talking about anyway? You can't turn it off now. Oh yes I don't remember what we're talking about so You can't make me feel bad about something I don't remember doing. Yeah you'd like Jingling keys with you anyway. Oh my goodness so yeah And to report to you guys I did not end up shaving my head as off the ledge and I'm very grateful that he did because yeah shaped head shaved I did. You're not so sure how you would feel about that no okay. I don't think I'd have a pretty shaped head. It's unknown it's really unknown. We don't know we don't know so I don't know you know you might look like a mental patient. Bibey I I could. I could play it off. Well Oh no don't know don't play that way a negative you just look would look that way. I was just. What is everybody stay that I did? I escaped from somewhere. Or you know I look like What does nuts as mom at the end of requiem for a dream of descriptive? Yeah it is okay. Those thirty years ago has remembered what was in that movie ever re-watch it. It's a good movie. It makes you feel icky okay. It does it will. It doesn't make me feel good after easy. It which is weird because I've gotten to a Serbian film but that one still makes me say to that one. I don't remember. He's he did a few of those. I'm not sure I can look it up. But there's a whole a whole like series of fucking weird British drug movies that were really creepy and they left you feeling a little grimy locker. I mean it really well trainspotting yet trainspotting and then requiem for a dream Are Out spun. Spot will spun visit. Americade ONE MELISSA WAS. Requiem was record on her. Remember Jared Leto in it. Marlin Wayne Connolly Jared leto. Yeah he was alive back done. Yeah he was twelve but no. I really I get a of those drug movies confused. I care you know what I mean. Yeah I get a lot of them. Fucking missed may smashed. That's because they just that's what happens. I I like watching. I like watching these things have been watching lately on Youtube about People are comedians. Our time our stories on drugs not not. There's drugs of comedy central a trip theory something not area but it sounds like trip. We don't know we click on it. I know what the picture and a couple of so you're pretty good animated stories by Scott.

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You took way too much of something or other. Yeah exactly good. Stuff Duncan trussell is such a weird. I'm just GONNA call it. He has very strange. He seems like Uganda. In Your Group of in your group of friends does seem like I would know him. Yeah John I know you would think you would really. I mean the more anybody knew me if you knew Duncan trussell you. Oh Yeah you you've hung out for sure for sure somebody like that you know him. Don't you yeah by the way? Hello to our California friends that our listeners out there I think it's I. I like to know like it's really cool like with the SEC. Little computer vow he can. I could see a lot of you out there that. Listen whether you do it because you think idiot or you do because you think of funny. Whatever I'm just saying. Hello relative thing really and we were talking about to how I don't know how in the hell this show is able to be heard in China because we do have listeners in China. I don't know how. Censorship works over there at all. I just would completely imagine that you know. There's definitely people in the US that would did just because of all garrity and whatnot would think that we should not be allowed to put anything out for sure for sure. And that's okay. I don't like what they're talking about. Well okay okay. Do you have a choice? Don't download me. Yeah me to lay me. I doubt fucking hurt. It doesn't make okay exactly. Yeah my goodness gracious. So you WANNA show my latest. My latest porn porn does your that. I've been getting tour later. Jing punching search watching then. I need to do a music bed for this. We could do this weekly. This should be a segment. Hey La will fuck and mark to tape and remember to tell the development team that we need to work on this we can make this an actual fucking segment. 'cause I would be interested to know serial no because I'm just curious. Yeah I'm just curious all right so what's going on this week. Is I've been having a real good time with Amateur rough sex amateur rough sex no gay amateur gay amateur rough sex rough sex amateur. Yeah like homemade stuff okay. Rough like smacky smacky rough or are we talking like a hardcore on? Max highlight dual Max. Close one a sub one. Tom What's going on? Well it depends. I I for those of you. Who Don't know what that means. I don't know what to tell you. How do you listen to us? If you don't know it's really weird. Sometimes we'll listen to other people talk about something in really have a weird odd. Very strange idea of how stuff works. Who does this do you know? This is what this means. No it's not. Who does this? It's a love more common than you think. And you Dr. no I realize it is on the fringe of what people do. Okay however You can run into a of people who are into whatever you whatever it's weird honey and there's a there's a community for you and there's always somebody who's way weirder. I mean yes. There's probably lots of them and they're everywhere. Yeah I mean if you think people diving into enduring often don't don't know negative. We are not to play discussion negative negative. I don't want to know people are like I'm having my breakfast. And driving new word lovers driving Newark. Good back to work. I guess I don't know yeah able have been taught. Oh Today is is mid fucking story about something sidetracked. We got sidetracked. But it's okay my my gay porn like what I've been rough sex. Sex WITH AMATEUR AMATEUR VIDEO SEX. It's just been kind kind of my thing. What has Gero sex around sex but also the ones like the bathroom wanted the gym ones. Okay so like because they're like. Oh gotta do quickly okay or else. Like one of them Goes a halfway under a stall Neil goes in the other stall and then they underneath it.

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Okay you like on the floor number one in the bathroom. So it's like Kinda gross over there I was. I thought you met because it was madman. Like wait a minute. You're in the guy stuff. What are you talking about? Oh the floor of about why would I say that? That's what I was trying to figure out and I liked the vocal but I liked painful vocal. I guess I like it. When they're forced to squeal like a pig is. I really feel like a pig. You know it's like as soon as like a cock just fucking Bussey that little blue nun. Just like yeah. I'm like they don't like it that no just like you know just like a wine or did yeah. I like the sound of distress pain. Like the sound of a dying lobster in a boiling pot. Not that high pitch a ball. Gag that fucker for sure up near near loop second may is National Masturbation Month. It is back around. So love thyself fe. Actually you have a pretty good chance to. You're actually listening to this where you can it for once. It's it's not too late. Well some places. It's still early like a depending on. Its its May right now. It's early in May right. So there's a good chance they can masturbation month right anyway and it coincides a really good time. I think yeah I think you're alone. Maybe you're alone but your home anyway. I mean you've what else are you going to day? Obviously if you've spent this much alone time you've probably already given up on. Masturbation really check out some gay porn rough gay porn. You never know. What do you like working on rough? Gay Male porn videos. I don't know about you sound like you're working for the lobby fucking sponsored thing. What's going on from Port? How'd you know I know we're talking about fetishism sex stuff but there's this there's this guy he is forty five years old and he's head nearly a thousand lovers nearly but only one of them has been a person? Okay he's into Hang on how do you count having that many lovers but none of them are per person? I'm afraid is he a chicken farmer. No he's eating firmer now. He's he's not a farmer at all Wallaby beaver. No fish works at Aquarium and the Dolphin Tank. He likes the octave. Okay what what is he counting now because obviously he's counting some bogus numbers he's into cars. Oh has weighed snack. Afi Mecca file. Okay mcanuff okay. We've talked about people do such a thing but what I want to know. The first thing I wanted to is. Has He owned that many cars? No he raped somebody else's fucking cars. It was consensual. How was it fucking consensual their literal literal property? They are literally it is up to the owner to hor his fucking bitch out bitch. Better bring back the money like like the car. Did he leave any money on the hood or anything? Nice Jake. He just said he was. He's a fucking car rapist. He's going to give them in. A fucking car rapists emissions tests. I know I mean you. In what if what if it was a brand new car. That's a fucking underage car. Ooh That's underage he's a fucking pedophile. Well the thing is that file rapist and the thing is though is he. He has a thing he's actually has type other people shit he likes mustangs luxury. Jaguars and he even had a couple of helicopters. Spice it up to add an element of danger into it if you put your Dick in the wrong place like I don't know how you would get your Dick into the rotor of. I don't know how you would do it however I I don't know I don't know either. Well he decided to give it all up because he found a Volkswagen beetle that he fell in love with and that's going to be his only one day are I mean if I was gonNA say are fighting for any like.

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I don't know if it would be one of those. He calls her vanilla really well and he. He said it was the second hand beetle that he bought over thirty years ago. You know I honestly don't have any issue with people fucking if you WanNa Bang your car banger. Car but honestly sure really shouldn't bang other people's fucking car without getting specific. Somebody let you bang their car then permission. Yeah this is from the car. Owner vice could tear it up. I don't give a fuck. I wonder if you get in trouble for Car Prostitution maybe maybe destruction of property exhibits do new show pimp. My ride put a whole different ride. Still pinned my right okay. Real Nice pick on this. My God are you. So hey what they're doing now. It's in a couple of places in Florida. They're bringing drag shows to your driveway. They're calling it. Driveway drag shows. Yes are you asking for this before it happens? I hope they just carolers like well. We've been we've been really busy for a little while we come by to show where debt travel right in your front yard. Sit back relax and just enjoy the show. Babies throw money at no but they they actually you know you can order them and Or you know. They'll come and their car. And they're all trained shows have become a different animal. I mean it's it. The the costumes have gotten substantially more alien looking. Well it depends like well that one show that we were see out the advertisement. Was I forget what it was monster draft? I don't know what was going on. It's like club kids. I only the ninety S. Okay see that kind of makes more sense to me. A whole nineties club kids. I'm just thinking are there more drag shows are really this? I mean. Do what you want. But it's starting to get into like artistic interpretation interpretive fucking performance stuff yeah like what is going on. Sir I told you know what is I. Don't know I don't know I remember when you want it to be women. Yeah but very very overblown women. I like it though. Yeah I love it I so negative. That's not what's normally happening. That was just one thing that we happen to see. Yes okay yes okay. Because we haven't gone to a show and a long time so knows what people are doing. No and yeah so if you haven't been to a drag show or you've always wanted to see a drag show or you just like them. I can tell you where you can't see one now. The won closed down hamburger. Mary's which used to be able to see one there. Of course you could. Yeah many. They did they've all fucked him server. That's only for Floridian. So is it just in Florida. I think I don't know I don't know I don't know either really. I thought it was mostly Florida. I mean I could look it up technically. I could check it out if I wanted to. Dummies W well. Maybe I will. We have like an overabundance of computer. Now I know you're starting to remind me of Four toed really. Yes well all these fucking monitors and shit. I mean it's like you're going to be lost forever. Well which by the way we have We have See has an idea for a new shirt which I think is fucking great. And if you're you're a fan you'll fucking understand and how fucking awesomeness of it okay. I'll say yeah like shut up. Yeah exactly whatever. People are talking about they poster. If you guys have any ideas about what picture you'd want as a poster than you can tweet at me or let me know. Okay like your your what do you what did you just announce I'm trying? I'm looking at a hamburger. Mary's stuff yeah. They are everywhere. Hollywood California fucking Saint Louis Toledo Orlando Ontario same Long Beach Jacksonville.

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Chicago DENVER. I get it I will ever saying for the people who are listening because they could be listening from any one of those places and they could go check out a show if they wanted to and I'm sure all those locations on their website. Yeah that's exactly what I'm looking at a very very colorful website colorful if you want to find out if there's one near you go see them website. Oh my God. This is a non paid promotion. Non-paid spokespeople we just like their burgers. And we like their their talks. Or whatever's going on. Yeah I like drag Queens a lot. I just loved it. There's there's one famous drag queen. He was bombed drag queen named Bob Jaguars. I love it. I like that is great. I'm not fucking around here. I'm Bob Drag Queen Anyway. Doctors are having a problem now. How people are they. Don't know where it's coming from. People are starting to put potatoes up their ass you to cure hemorrhoids. Now how this is supposed to cure. My favorite part is just how stupid people are really. That's my favorite part like I mean. Maybe they're talking like little small new potatoes or south they. Maybe they're not talking full. Idaho Russet put a big old baker right up that you know what I'm saying. There is a complete difference in. This is potato your shelvin up your ass. I mean. Maybe they're thinking it's GonNa Take Rut and if I can take Rut and secondly Jesus. Well that's exactly the person who shoveled potato of their ASS to cure him. Rights would definitely say take go out. No doubt there's no doubt I episode thirty four and when we come back we're going to have a brain new tits man. We are going to have some very interesting Interesting factoid 's and sa- medical excuses that are hilarious so enjoy we will be right back yum. It's time for a basically. Yeah and refreshing snack bone talking about sex toys and then I was thinking about. I've actually got a few that I was looking at for you. Okay and I don't know these things like Kinda cool like I wanNA check them out. 'cause I mean and don't worry it'll be scares the milking stuff that we've been talking about. Oh no the that milking would be tame. That's not I'm worried about. I don't know what I'm worried about. I'm not worried about anything. 'cause you know retribution. We'll be swift and you. You understand this totally. If you do anything to me that I don't want you alive. We'll get you back. Bradey subs kind of have a tendency of doing things that they're not supposed to do. Okay so I don't know you don't know now it was called like a cyclone it is a blowjob like fuck sleep and it was fuck toy thing like the auto blow put that way like one of those missile beach and thing but it is clear but you can see like a firearm action. No but there's a spiral on the inside. It looks like a tornado. Okay and the rest of. It's clear you can't see actually the inside of the Tornado. But you can see it spinning. Okay Okay so my question for you is a If if you had said said would you be willing to do the wicked witch of the West as I use it? Fuck yes because you said Tornado. So now I'm thinking tornado and it would be cool for the weird which we bitch at me. As blowing auto blow is blowing me on my dad. Can we put like like a little monkey hat on? No on with the no I do. Everybody gets on and welcome back to radio.

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Dot Com kidding radio DOT COM AND RADIO CAST DOT BAD. You can get at me the total interact. Kinky Katie radio. Pd Katie radio. Dot Com radio G. DOT com he Katie Radio on the facebook on metlife. Thank hero anyway. Google me you can get out me. The best way though is to email me. And if you had a twitter or Google images you can see some some free Gratuitous nudity or you let the angles baby cities your fun Shit. Sure you go across the line. Fuck You my God. There's this there's this. There's this country they actually. They're turning to this. Doctor Hyena to fight depression and mental illness. Because they think they did that for you. I appreciate that. I know how you like animal calls. Oh yeah I mean the ever is just I can't I can't believe you want your fucking half man half goat half man half goat goat top man bottom. Don't make me get the map out like a Centaur I can have in. Today's yes it's essential. I need a mask stat. Monkey weeks a little hat. Hey we're going to do it. We're going to a little PAL. Hav How that's right Monkey wings like I don't know what category monkey wings are in really monkeys really don't have wings and real life that's straight with only thing really wasn't so oh my God we'll just bring in the. Niger is and just go for it. Negative anyway Well I don't know I think it's I feel bad that they think that this high you know will cure mental illness and depression. It's an actual fucking. Hey United Cage. Yeah it's gazette psychotherapists. Maybe his are really smart Hyena. You know he's extremely completely watched. An entire series with me be stars where VIC creatures oft heavy it's a talking Hyena. Maybe what do we know? And they're on the student council. And what if you haven't learned the last several years on this fucking planet? It is that we don't know we don't know we don't know we don't we don't know. Apparently we don't know I will tell you something that you didn't know but now you're gonna now okay is when the man. You don't know now you know I can't do that. Really come back to your hip hop roots greet excretes a coral springs coral springs. Everybody exactly the hard streets of anything. I'm a gangster. Yeah Sherry are where do you live? Parkland? No it's your your calling out. You know coral springs policy. God Good Lordy to. It's just white suburban ladies kids. I grew up hard. Bitchy group. Eagle trace doesn't fucking three-storey Incheon there. If you're not one of the people who live near there is an expensive neighborhood very expensive to help you out on your story telling people in Dos. They have no idea what eagled where they have. No idea what system element it's called boy did say that they have three story mansion. I don't even remember the Maplewood aisles. Had three more naming names. You'll probably by crack one of those right now. Who KNOWS WHO KNOWS.

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No because what we just figure out. We don't know anything that's right that's going to be a button. Can't trust Jesus. We could have been programmed by the fucking CIA to not remember that properly. Maybe we don't know we don't know relation. You need to take that off that screen. It's fucking with your noodle is starting to get all fucked this society. It's like this is not what we do on the show. Dude just kidding the network they were on yes shown. No Oh my gosh well what? I was trying to tell you the stuff that you don't know when a male honeybee fucks okay their dicks explode and they die during during the Queen's Just like you know collect flight. She'll fuck a dozen partners and leave a trail of dead fucking Dick Corpses in her way. That's what she does pay for. Is You WANNA fuck to Queen? Pay the Piper fucked to queen. It's GONNA cost. You could fucking US going back wait. I'm they elite chicken town. Guess Guess even if you're not the big giant hulking we's you are. Now come to Papa. Well how does she get there? They're fucking cock out of her if they does that. Other just slowed. Her just grabs grabs them individually just continually crams the next cock up in Ed just shoves another one in you know what I mean. He's a cocker just floating around inside of her. How big do you think this fucking? Bee's abdomen is Judah to Queen B. It's it's fucking Queen Bee. Does that mean I mean? Obviously it's a big be. I mean obviously we know the term Queen B. It's the Queen Bee Fuck automatically biggest fuck. It's covered us go. Yeah one of those caper because in the B. B. Community what is bigger than McQueen. Nothing no literally when you over the beehive it when you look for the Queen. It is the biggest. That's there so twelve it'll be Dick's inside of our twelve hundred one hundred six. If if you're the Queen Bee Dexter use a you take. It cannot believe we're looking like how would he be decks. Would you say gee? I don't know how many I've never seen a bee's Dick. Okay but let me rephrase that. Okay how many be Dick's would you take? If you knew that you could take as many as you wanted and that it would kill the fucker who fuck. Gio like you would be like. Death doubt be style. You know what I mean if I didn't like him and say hey look okay. So there's one hundred thousand these little fuckers flying around you're going Bang Bang Bang Bang. Bang me. Yeah you'RE GONNA go death while murder murder balls maybe yet you will but I wonder how would you like deleted deleted? I wonder how long they fucked for probably like milliseconds dead. I mean how long does it? Anyway I don't know I don't know either I mean. How long could it be too much Year we'll have to watch them? That be movie like a few seconds can really be like weeks to them. You know what I mean like that be Fox for like like two weeks and be years you know what I mean. He hears it. It'd be time God. I'm so exhausted. What Dick exploded. He's been fucking for two weeks maybe or the friction for fucking so fast no he i. Maybe he's back up the ABI Ouseba maybe from not fucking having sex and having fucking his. It'll be balls. Were so full that he just when he came here. That's exploded. You know how happy men are. That doesn't happen to them like if you if you didn't jerk off like at least every two days your Dick would stop up and you would die shoe gye like if you like a Mentos in a in a Soda. My imagine the Industry. We would have in the world if that was true. Only guy because you would you would you would. It would be quite normal to just go somewhere and have somebody gives you a blowy hand job because you gotta do this every two days or you will fucking die dude and the male sex toy fucking market word processing lane but just be inside because you guys would start would start getting fucking creative now like the women's partly dildos and Shit we kinda like be. Kinda the back side like clint stuff. Whatever you know there's a whole fucking floor would have to be because it would mean death if I get off every fucking two days.

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I've fucking die. Lady I fucking died. So Guess. What eat this deck? No Die Weird. I would be at you like I don't even understand. I don't even know I wanNA know. We should write that story we need. We need to write had story. We need to know what would happen. If that were the case. What would the world be like? Oh my God. They're still getting fucked. Let's say to save for ladies. Oh we all have to bus not every two days or you die you pop. While that's going to be a problem for some women except for the Queen Bee. Beyond say dozen die. She can chicken bus not whenever she feels like it. The rest of us every two days only could not give fuck we offer like little fucking exploded grapes out in the sun right pop. Yeah he's like. Oh No what happened to Charlie get jerking off for four hours bad he could get it could get it God have Prozac failed due to think about it if you were prostitutes bank. Yeah well that's what I'm saying. There'll be total huge cottage industries. And and that's all we would do almost would be jerk off. Yeah that's true. Yeah it would be constant. It would be constant masturbation and Saxwood be rampant. Because you would have to be. We'd have to have some sterilization though because I mean some people. She just should not have kids. What are you talking about? Well here's a fucking all the time. A lot of guys aren't going to be wanting to wear condoms and a lot of girls. If they gotta get fucking they're nuts off to they're probably GONNA WANNA fuck as well as journal off to. You got to take a lot of drugs. I mean there's GonNa have to be like chemicals. Genetics would play a role here though. Would it would totally favor the people who could Bang Bang you real quick and like continue. Actually we probably would just die. After the age of like thirty that would be owner of this. No doubt and I'm sure there guys are like what I jerk off more than every two days. Okay that may be true. Maybe you do more than that however the fact that if you miss more than two fucking die you got sick you got to fuck it. Rona your auto ventilator pop. You're dead unless somebody's milking you get nurse Handy coming in and be like all right moving up fingers like I'm just GonNa milk a prostate. Boop BOOP I've I've I've had tear would be all kinds of guys. Take it in the ASS for sure of course for sure. Well everything would be on at that point it would be. You ought to have no rules on it. It would have to be. That's like I can't even imagine what the bars are going to be like. Once they opened back up after this shit people are GonNa get fucking hammered and Horny like I've been stuck in my house. I can't see anyone for three months of shirt you know. How absurd the dude. I've been staying with gotTA GO HIS ASS. Take so little is in complement me enough. He tried to make it sound like my pussy. Was To let and that's like your pussies too wet to there's no friction. I'm not appreciated. There's no friction because you're pussy is way too wet. I'm so lonely. We had questions anyway. If you guys don't listen to the show. Well you're selling whatever hard. Hey I think it's funny. There's people who are thinking funny too because I've heard people talk loud fun doing it and I'm like fuck you guys. I've been doing this for years. Okay anyway whatever. Oh what's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest something? Well poppy something. Acne usually comes on boy's face after they turn twelve. Hey what does Tofu? In a Dildo having common I really want to eat either one of them they're both meat substitutes etc. Now see that's okay. That's okay we are going to go to your favorites like getting by and on the news. It's time once again for shit man. Hey everybody this is a very special chessman. This week this episode.

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Then get it out right now. Season listening leave. This man is about me a question that I was asked over Tatar. Okay that's right. Someone wants to know after seeing numerous pictures of my tits. They want to know if I've ever measured my areolas. Treasure them measured no bye new vice circumference circumference diameter. Oh Yeah Do you want okay. And then she has won one nipple piercings slightly more raised the other nipple here saying you have that too. Well that doesn't mean anything well but that could affect the Areola poll like the like eight. It could affect the shape of the Areola by dangling us. Well I just want to tell you that as of right now because I did measure it for you out. There was yes I did and I measured. I measured the left one. Okay so I'm going by the left away. Okay because there are different when the nipple is not hard what what exactly three inches across okay diameter and when it is super duper hard it is two and a quarter inches across so there you go it casino draws when it gets hard you really don't have very prominent areolas at all. Oh my guy. Well take somebody twitter you. Can you can see them they. They're pretty big. Okay just not very prominent unless you get when you get son. Yes yes but I don't get sunshine fucking Paler Than Hell article light right like eight. That's why my tattoos right right all right anyway that issue the week. Oh man and just for you. I will post it on twitter so you can see that I did give it to you all right. I don't know what happened there do you. Don't I don't know something fired I it was so self-contained that's okay engineer. You know how we love to talk about things getting stuck in body and potties. Oh come on okay. Oh I fell on this got suck up my ass. I'm waiting for some some more creative ones though These were this is a medical staff. They're talking about the excuses that people gave for their sex injuries. Yeah this yes that's how it's always. I fell out usually well. Yeah but these. These are different. You see I went down by the water. There was an alligator about to eat an orphan. Now normally I wouldn't go mess with no alligator that alligators see. He was gonna eat that orphan. So I was running down there and that spike just rammed itself. Right up my butt. Sir Peter Rectum Sir. That is a yard dome and there was not a three foot yard. Dome made out of black silicone rubber down by the water best. There was to judge me. So what do you have some good new excuses? This guy's had his his cock stuck in a vacuum cleaner hose. And Well No. He says that he has to hoover naked. Yeah Yeah you have to really well. Because he has a dust allergy. And you don't want to toss getting on your clothes Katie right. Well he said he got extremely tired and he laid down to take a nap and he has still had the hose in his hand and he didn't turn it off and it got stuck on his dick and that's what happened. Yeah I love it. Why at that point? You had to go to the hospital for ski out. No I started taking on my tech. It was I busted a really good not. I would be careful like I was listening to the show. He caters talking about milking machines. So I wanted to try it. That's that's exactly what would happen to I get a call from somebody's lawyer. We need to talk to You. Each yeah we expressly sold you at the beginning of every show. Do not listen. It's bad advice completely irresponsible advice. Which is what you don't want to know and we tell you not to do it but if you do it you have to own. Damn fault. Yeah it is and but at least you're not held liable have the courtesy to fill. That's right because you're being stupid and you're probably going to die. Yeah maybe but if you don't die than we have you might not know we're just gonNA show eighteen like don't do this stupid funny laughing at you now with you.

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I'm telling you right now. Well Nancy get skeleton in the middle. No okay now. It's funny because you didn't die but at that point if you your take a vacuum cleaner you gotta own it right. Yeah I don't know you gotta think that anyway of course even if you were vacuuming naked you might as well. Yeah I was. I was masturbating a second out. Yeah I thought it would feel really good and it said if I can't do this every two days I'm gonNA. I was getting bored. So Nice. New X men Avenue. Well it's like that it's the meaning jeans. It's the mutant gene that all humans are turning into you. Just don't know what the foot does that. Have to do looking asking cleaner because of the you bust not every two days or you die. It's Jane. Oh yeah okay just like that. I could understand where you're goin'. There's another dude. He had three plastic. Easter eggs lodged deepen his ass and his response was he wanted to know what it was like to be. A chicken really loved Easter Bunny. I love my small be like the Easter Bunny. I want to be locked in a little tiny tiny tiny cage donor. Yo to move and scored abby little eggs. Boy You know his Kaluga probably close shot. It's my Shit Peirsol egg-laying Fuck Shit pays whole breakfast in whole you till one in one out of every one in a lot of out of it every such a weird thing. Did you have a budget if you did? We had to bus not every two days. Atiqullah weak- of Golly I don't you know what would you rather have don't would you rather have a CA- LAK- or how to buster not every two days or you die plus tonight today you don't WanNa Quaco now shit piss hole now don't WanNa Fuck Shit? Pestle don't have to lay eggs now eggs just to fuck shape but then you bleed out of it I mean. Is that any different than you? Having an accident like at a p slot dealing with right now really. I mean you're like one. Is that right a little bit of skin away from your your essentially a chicken. Oh God almost ladies general really well. It's all right there. It's so it's so close mine. Tangles away from the other. You know what I mean. It heads the other action. Well you know that seem that you have on your fucking Gooch. That's from where you're fucking pussies closed up. Okay all right. The KI is closed up. I have no hosie anymore. Yeah well there's one for you. This guy had a scrotum ripped open by ducks a that could happen though. Yeah that really could happen. Well like ducks in. General can be weird but he admitted that he was in the pond and naked and he was scattering bread around his desk for the ducks to Nibble. Oh say the one dude who probably could have gotten away with. Yeah I was fucking skinny dipping. And the ducks fucking were chasing me and then I ran and fell an deduct. Fucking ducks tacky. Yeah they really do you know the little scooby's Muskogee ducks down here in Florida Florida. Arte ugly fuckers. Just don't give a fight. Well they get aggressive food not aggressive. They're gonNA kill you like gang up on you and you're like fucking coat of the fucking wing. They don't even fly very well. Whatever anyway shit. All Gel there is there is this guy. He had a carrot stuck up his ass. Oddly enough he knew the scrotum guy. Yeah it's really weird well He blamed it on eating too much carrot soup and because I ate he goes eight a lot of carrot soup. I liked and that's how I have a whole carrot. Cut My Ashley.

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It reassembled itself in in my asshole. Kate Katie it just it like compacted I was. I was very very constipated and this is what happens. It gets harder. It's like a pressboard is like like Pressboard plywood kind of situation but with carrots when you know you can do like people who can do a Rubik's cube blindfolded they fucking put it back together asshole. Yeah well those tunnel. Can you do other vegetable well here again? You could play for that. Because you actually did a videotape. Shoving hostels in your. Yes I have you on video with ginger in your ass. Ginger grass all kinds of weird vegetables in every other place whenever so mixer keeney on a Hammock Zucchini out ahead Mexico D that people. Don't don't we're well I say we you're lucky really yes. I am lucky I still have. That makes it really could hurt you. It really was not a good idea that could have been a trip to the hospital. I feel like what happened and we filmed it. Don't but we didn't take stupid without a good idea. Actually NO I. What am I telling you? I don't know what I'm telling you. Don't don't put a. he makes her frozen. Yes they'll do that rig. It up backyards style was sufficient line set up on the counter in your kitchen realize that hand mixer goes way faster than you think even on the list put up. I was not that was not fun. I doubt would be no no. What are you telling you? Oh goody great this is GonNa be fun student times. Then they can't okay. What YEAH WE'RE GONNA GET? Outta here for the night I'll forget anyway. Yes I know all right well. Yeah we're going to get out of here from night. So if you WanNa give me on the twitter later go to Kinky Katie Radio Kinky Katie radio dot com keeping Katie Green Tea mail dot com facebook Gumi Katie radio that life seeds nudity and you come shots free nudity fingers in my holes and stuff and objects and manners anything previously a long later Tacos does Ron.