Kinky Katie's World #303 Wizard of Masturbation

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The following program contains adult content crabs language of a sexual manner completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things you'll wish you could hear if you're under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality please turn it off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. The weekend has landed. All the exists now clubs drugs popes and parts of four hours from the world man. I'm going to blow steamatic. I'd like a screaming cattle. I'm going to cut shit to strangers all night. I'M GONNA lose the plot on the dance floor the free radicals inside me a freaking tonight. I'm Chitra Volkova on three Parker. I'm going to Never Neverland with my chosen family man. We're going to get out the meal. Strong advocate anything could happen tonight. Just could be a personal life. Quick Buck burn watched a lot man and now live from little thirty four stadiums bring girl that will definitely not remember you. Were safe wearing your host. The one the only can be Katie. Welcome to the sue. This is Katie's world number three zero three I am your host gator and with me as always my favorite list cover pet toys. Mr As okay. We are coming to you live from razz radio live dot Com Katie radio DOT COM and recasts. That's a fun show for you with a brand new tits man and does some nonsense from around the web with our own little touch of our special brand humor. Nonsense on top of nonsense. You're saying of course okay. Why not okay and always spirals? Does it spiraled? Sarah's our you're saying spiral I would say spiral spiral indicate reads K. Level. That would that would infer that. We were somewhere we we. We slipped a couple stories. You know during the free show in 'cause really you know to be more of a proper metaphor it. We would be in the ground on the mud. Something like that. Maybe I don't know I'm well whatever. It was so Kim and become one with the earth. Well when you're done you're definitely GonNa wind take a shower dirty. Did it right honey thirty. Oh my God well Make sure you check out the episode page and the website for some important links which I'll be talking about later on a little later than Yeah anyway plus every episode you can go to our website and get all the linke's and that is right whatever music I put in there and all of that happy harsh it all that happy horse it even even a really completely incorrect fucking What transcript Oh yeah not even close. I mean it's Kinda close. I don't know if it's close everywhere it is. It's very strange. I put it in an entertainment. Yes it's just extra added something to look at for me to look at anyway sir. Exactly Oh my God. Well another another episode of Happy Quarantine. Kids Yeah I don't know I guess another week. A quarantine people are a lot of people are still supposed to be stuck in their house. Even there are some places that are opening up so in free. Yeah another week of People. Drive each other fucking nuts could shower longer. I don't know you know it's a time warp because who knows when these people are listening we honest with you. It's a good point fucking three months from now and they get to this episode and they don't know it could be two years from now that's true it could be last fall because I know there's a time traveler somewhere. Of course there is. Yeah so they can take before this. We were talking about sex toys a little earlier we were. That's that's the great thing you get to have the same conversation with me over again. I don't remember. What are we talking about sex toys which alternate ending? Mike going to give it this time. Let's see how things turn out.

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It's like a fucking episode coup. What went about sex ed- sex toy were what do you mean? We were just talking about sex toys and then I was thinking about. I've actually got a few that I was looking at for you. Okay and I don't know these things. Kinda cool like I want to check them out because I mean and don't worry it'll be scares the milking stuff that we've been talking about. Oh no tha- THA- that milking would be tame. That's not you know I'm worried about. I don't know what I'm worried about. I'm not worried about anything. 'cause you know retribution will be swift and you? Will you understand this totally? If you do anything to me that I don't want you to. Oh I will get you back. Yeah well Brady subs kind of have a tendency of doing things that they're not supposed to do. Okay so okay. I don't know you don't know I know so Anyway and then what's about? Why saw this toy and it just had it kind of piqued my interest because I was freaked out the other night from the tornado or the other morning. Okay when you were just like Jesus Christ fuck out we've lived. In Tornado prone state our entire lives. We have lived in Florida and Hooker tornadoes all of a sudden within the last three months you have developed a weird like hey did you know. There's a tornado warning okay. I'll keep my eye out like I have my entire fucking life. This happens all the time and I. I don't know why but lately too. I think that I'm more afraid of tornadoes and hurricanes. Okay and I've been through hurricanes but never. Is that what you're doing? Maybe that is totally. Fuck it and you got that. I don't know I got to put on my red slippery worried about tornadoes. And you've already wanted to shave your head. What is it ever? What I W- female head-shaving videos. I didn't really like a month ago. You were. You're like hey if I asked you to shave my head what you like. Well you can do what you want with. You know everything is your your head no yeah just. I'm going to suggest maybe you take a three month window at least before you pull the trigger. I'm GONNA say maybe three months cooling off period might be like a good idea. Yeah Yeah Sir. It has been because like a week later. You were like yeah. I'm glad I didn't shave ahead like well see go. That'd be like kind of like me. The only reason that is shaven is if I tried to cut my own banks. Which don't do that if you're not agree titian girls though. Don't try to cut your own banks. It's so funny. 'cause videos girls do just fine to and their own banks. Yeah okay some some that looking like to some people. Come out looking like that chick from that aunt were diet. Yeah dog-eared South African. Yes the really Pale check. Go really high voice. We'll know she's definitely has the dirty whore quality I enjoy for sure. Crazy dirty hoarders. That's exactly my type. I I know I'm well aware of your of your type and your track record like off to a flame I tell you you will you know that too. And that's okay. It works now. It's around round peg get around hold very row cavernous groupie. There's an ask for that seat and it's got a door on. It just talked about that. Just cover this. We just covered that so like like a regular milking again. I know I'm like a cyclone is a blow job like four. Fuck sleep boy and but it was too figgy fuck sake like the auto blow. Put it that way like those October blow by Mitsubishi so peachy glow and the thing but it is clear but you can see twisty spiral action note. You know but there's a spiral on the inside. That looks like a tornado. Okay and the rest of. It's clear you can't see actually the inside of the Tornado but can see it spinning. Okay Watch it's been okay so my question for you is a If if you had said said toy would you be willing to do the wicked witch of the West as I use it? Fuck yes because you said tornadoes? So now I'm thinking tornado and it would be cool for the weird green which we bitch at me.

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As blowy auto blow is blowing me. Oh my God. Can we put like Like a little monkey hat on your wings. Give me my flying monkey. And I'll not right. I don't know but I don't want to but I think it needs to Like really and then the next thing. That's a great vision for a video the nigger but the next thing cuts at. I squirt like I'm rubbing. I'm using the body what I squirt and then I started melt. Okay because it's a wet okay anyway and this has this. You're just want us for my pleasure is what you're saying. I want to use it on you but you use it whenever you want. Are you going to be sticking your does into this thing now? Are you sure? Why not a fucking like washing machine? No excecutive talking like leaky spin now. Most importantly am I going to have to clean this thing because you know you know what happens that I clean okay. 'cause I mean I I really and and this alliance experiment. This has nothing to do with the fact that you've been on a several year. Run watching guys masturbate with weird masturbate? Masturbation tools hacked off tower. So you've gone through several phases of different fucking things. I saw a guy fucking fuck a sandal took. It was a strappy leather okay. Whatever I'm not like a one hundred percent shock debt somebody fucked a sandal if you know what I mean however however however everyone will why would somebody go search? Somebody going to fuck handle. Got People are in his shoes okay. Lot of people I know in the shoes. Okay Dude Dude that you can sell. You can sell your dirty shoes. Just can't seeking. That for myself is what I'm saying because you're not a foot guy know or or not gonNA ask them or or. I'm not really into male masturbation. Either there you go. It's not for everybody. It happens to be right up my alley. O No why do people who sling like Chunky? He'll or are we talking man Sandal. No it was. It was a lady makes more sense. Strappy white leather. It had like a short short. Stout about dude is literally walked around and took his slides off and just made a. Fiat fucked slides. I know you see what I'm saying. Like fucking man sandals I I mean I say Uber. The you know there's so many going. Oh my God is he fucking. The role other like is fine. This one's got velcro. I can make it tighter. Yeah but okay okay. Stinky like smells it. The other one like while he's fucking he's got his nose and the other one foot. March. I don't know either whatever. Whatever floats your policy so it has nothing to do with the fact that that's what you've been into for a little hot minute like you. This machine for me is what you say okay. I know it's for both of us. Okay you're talking to a guy who literally who has had to wear glasses for for you know since I turned forty so I've been having to wear glasses and I just realized the other day that if I went to masturbate I would have to wear glasses to look at porn because I just don't do it a lot. You know what I mean. I just occurred to me. I yeah are you laughing and you're like pay as you. It's been awhile since I've attempted. Masturbation follow you fell asleep on the couch glasses on phones on your chest and like all right the blow three thousand on the cyclone you find the auto blow three thousand into saint like you go out to go get an ATM or something.

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When you come back into fuck it takes in the sake. You like what what happened. What we what's on TV like you got to take a shower. You come back and it's you find it in what happened to call you're playing. You're playing that game. You're playing the game. You're practicing got it for me. Can you make it on time? Can you beat the clock? Sometimes I cannot sometimes injuries me. Yeah so you get an idea of what? I'm working with There I want to tell everyone out there that I know this has happened to more than one person and I because this happened to me before this but I just think it's hilarious. We had a case of the mystery. Load the other morning. The mystery load mystery load. Okay well knows the night dumb. Fuck matter. Couple of days ago well I was getting handy and I like to give like super looped up hand jobs yes I love it. I it really like especially like if I'm like masturbating to it. I'm just fucking circus. Someone off. I don't know it helps but I don't care if it's tear my fucking so shy and we don't know where it was in the dark we don't know where wet because no it was not my hand on the sheets and I I felt it hit somewhere like I felt it hit and it was warm but then what I checked back for said load It was by or wherever the fuck it was what I checked back. It was gone. The load was gone and even when I made the bed there was no spot but I felt it come out like I felt that. Shoot shaft because you feel that. I've been working on my on my load simulation I guess so. I just liked that. Go slow I just liked the whole concept of it's dark we don't really know where it went so you go back to bed. You kinda clean up. Whatever you comeback. I'm not turn lights on and check 'cause fuck that so who's GonNa GonNa find it. You're GonNa you found cold goop. It's almost like a Russian roulette move to some extent. You know what I mean. You're not really GONNA die but it's a lot more comfortable if the other partner is the one especially since it's my load you provided hand job at least said load. I really get a lot more entertainment if I know that you had to row at three o'clock in the morning. Oh God right. How did it get on my pillow? I don't know why that makes it so much better. Just because you're cynical like that was a recall it about sure really. Yeah okay so we're going to completely. Not what cynicism means but all right. I'll go with it. You find you use your descriptive whereas you try to expand your vocabulary. Okay yeah okay. Yeah another thing that we were talking about earlier was kind of the anime gender confusion. Yes because we were watching Some Youtube video where some some some some white girl was bitching about anime and bt K. and not be able to tell like like feminine qualities in a lot of boys in Japan and Korea. And it's like a thing and Rajini is like it's been around over there and it's completely normal for them. Yeah Yeah if you watch anime. We've watched fucking anime for fifty sixty episodes and found out one hundred episodes at that. That's a boy. I thought that was a female character. The whole fucking time. That makes so much more like an been. Okay it's so don't be surprised if there are characters especially male characters that are very feminine or not even feminine. I don't even Andhra androgen neither way. You can't tell it's pat it's an old reference it's at this whole that is yeah.

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I know very very very very well. But that's the thing everywhere. Now you know what I mean. Yeah there's a lot more androgen you happening. I would say so. Get used to it. I guess she don't really have a choice. Not really tell you that right now whether you like it or not like they have they have a shit ton of a little like makeup tutorials of dudes. Yes boy case. Yeah pretty and they all have their own terms for you know. I'm gender fluid moderately neutral with a sign of lime matter with lime. But you have to you know what fucking show where we watch any other day and I forget what show it was? But there was a person describing. They're they're kind of gender situation and it was about fifteen second long description. Noble Shit I forget what it was. We looked at each. I could not figure out what the fuck shoes even trying to say. And I. I'VE HEARD PEOPLE DESCRIBE THEIR GENDERS. Lots of different ways. So I've heard a lot of different things and this one was like hands above everything. Yeah instead of just saying lgbtq plus because that's what it is now because it's just because the list is so fucking. Oh it's expensive. It's very extensive. Yeah it's hard to remember but but we we come to find out as we're watching it. It had a good reason because she was born hermaphrodite and found out later in our even know if that's the right term anymore. I don't even know if that's the not being addict term but anyway I'm not sure she was born with both parts so and she didn't find out until she was like mid thirties or something she said. Yeah I whites once you knew that you went out you know what your description kind of makes sense now. I get I get what you were trying to say so. WanNa blow three thousand Japanese and Rajini especially in anime. It's all wrapped into one. It really is then you go the first but as you always say. The first rule of anime is you. Don't ask questions you don't ask questions though you'll figure it out eventually because he well you know maybe but that's that's how they do things they completely float something out there and they don't tell you anything about it until like three hundred episode. Yeah torture you after. Like seventeen million fucking filler. Filler fucking hatred of filler episode Japanese. Anime absolutely fucking scourge. Oh my gosh series is there. Is this guy who was doing this murder for hire on on his wife and she she ends up crashing. Her own funeral likes bitch. Oh so he thought she was dead. Yeah DOT COM. Jared all the way to see his reaction no nice. Yeah nice she she dave he was having a funeral for and like fucking wacker said the scene will they quote Unquote Wacker and stage? Whole thing pictures for proof like they do and this is Mike. I would no no really really Ha- you which fuck it Weyrich Buddha. Where this is after ten years that they were yeah he carried it all the way out all the way out show up. Yeah and it wasn't even for that much money either. You know really much was did he. Did he try to twenty five dollars? An Order Popeye's chicken. Hey that was racist. No that's good fucking chicken and if you're gonNA find it for a box of God damn chicken you're not going to be. Kfc FOR ME. Now I would choose. Popeye's you see what I'm saying. Yes I do. You WanNa take back your fucking statement. There I take it back and Jesus Christ. You're not my manager. Whatever it was seven it was seven grand What are you talking about? Did He paid paid for? What guided killers way? Oh you're talking about that. Still Holy Fucking. Hell you packing a bowl over there. What already had one okay. Her to it's fine. Of course it's fine. Why wouldn't it be fine parents? There's this unfortunate logo of this company. Now the the company's called Locum at L. O.

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C. M. is slow calm and but the stickers that they use as their logo it's L. instead of the. Oh it's a heart so I love come over I love it so so yes so just looks like it says I love you. Do Invitations of Dan. Soder for you. Apparently loves come come every pro. Got No that's yeah. I think it was big J that that wanted you to come in Him. Bro. Well not me personally. Well Do. Whoever BRO? Apparently Dan soder just he loved come. There is During this whole thing that's going on dating sites like tender and grinder are fucking through the roof. I know we were. We just saw something on that. Yeah it's just kind of opposite of what you would think unless you're said person listening right now going. Yeah Man. All kinds of people are talking on those things especially Grinder Holy Shit. There's such a decrease in the number of dixie chicks ratio on chatterbox now. Chat Roulette. There's all kinds occur at home. Yeah they like fucking demand for Cam. Girls are going absolutely fucking crazy. Oh I'm sure I'm sure for now the like I can't just sit around and fucking dildo myself all day. Someone commented why not. You're you're not trying hard enough really needs to fuck and get the extra set a batteries for your shit and surpass your limits. There you go fuck is your problem. Do we need entertaining. I say we not like I. Watch a Lotta Cam girls but now I understand why you would I get it for me. I I completely understand Camp the whole guys. Check it out cam girls and my friend I got. I think we talked about this but she she discovered throwing it on to earn a little extra money and she's like yeah and such. Yes she's saying. I cleaned out my garage wearing this fish. Nobody's stooge one hundred and twenty bucks an hour sick. What the Fuck is awesome? She's like do again. But I will tell you. Success rates will vary. That is true and and you will find that the girls or boys that are making money. Doing it are very very tight. Lipped about exactly how. They're making money what they're making a good luck with snow. They are hustling their assets. The fucking thing. Well the CAM girls I you know. Some of them aren't hustling as much as like the girls that you know that are doing like 'cause play maybe they're doing dancing Pity Miscellaneous Shit And they are fucking balls to the wall like seven days a week. Doing Shit going here going there. Yeah go into this fucking convention haller. There's no sleep type type pictures they're hustling just to make a living. Yeah no types. That was before what everybody was made a lot in spending it a lot of money. Yeah wow now. We're going to go to an episode of rule thirty four and when we come back. I'm GonNa have a really cool thing that is going on right now. You might want to get in on a new tits man and some sad news but I got better news after that so enjoy Yum yum. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack. Own thing is like weird dreams. I had a dream last night. Will this morning at some point that se was? He's really fucking given to old lady totally dealing with with the fucking body wise. I was not I was not fucking happy at all. Okay Really Mad. Okay you did I mean it was. It was almost a little embarrassing really. And then what did you tell me right after I right after I told you about it well? I mean obviously that Lady Lady Lady was you. Were watching me dental you and you got mad at me for deadly. I like how dare you get mad at me for deadly old? You know he's got a lull. Somebody's gotTa Bang you absolutely nothing like me. Okay sure didn't it didn't it wasn't you at all no is it. Looked like my friend's mother your friends when we were in high school friend. Oh my God friends mother okay. She has a name. Okay not saying well I mean I'm just I'm going on just pure guessing here I mean definitely that's represents an older you and that's how this woman is like fiber to okay. We weren't saying it wasn't i. This is my dream okay.

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Okay Tight Aso which is weird. That that's one of the big flipped over. I mean she's wearing we'd be compiled grain glasses too over under her stomach. And she's got like really flicking great as at its Tan and it's like what they reminded me because there is a there's a stripper facebook friend of mine. Who does posted a picture yesterday and it was harassed that I saw so like a very specific asked. I haven't agreed. Yeah Okay it's Nice. It's like it's a really nice as Oh Diane Scott a really Nice House to reading fucking you have talked about her ass and no less than Algal episodes birthday today. It is happy birthday yes great everytime everytime I think of her but it's Al Pacino in my head. So what's going on Dana carvey doing Pacino kind of weird very specific car? Redoing Alba Gina. Yes okay now the Real Al Pacino. Now Belfast would those Dana Carvey doing gina a lot hotter than Elvis doing vagina. Exactly sort of I. I can't without looking back to you. He caters DOT COM radio. Dot Com. Dot BEDS. You can get me on the twitter later. Katie Radio Radio DOT COM RADIO DOT COM. I'm on facebook. I'm on bet life talking. Get this Goddamn podcast. Any fucking wear so well anywhere that you typically get podcast. Right breath pitches because you can't Walmart and get it. No no no red boxes dot carrying the PODCAST. Are you retarded dude you sometimes so anyway? I have got some really cool news that I want to put out there if any of you guys are looking to have your movie distributed on DVD and Blu Ray and also streaming on on Va Nima Ven ven memo vigneault Nano led most of the lead where you send people money stuff. Okay I have I have him you. Yes yes yes. E Yes and I've got I've got links to all this gator blade films which I have done movies for Before they want your movies there's a hundred dollars. Sign Up. Bonus they will distribute your shit. They were stream okay. Distribute and streams. So like if we wanted to give them one of our movies they would distribute it and they would stream it so you guys out. There will be able to see some current pearn periods of okay at some ideas. Chew to re re Marie do some of them. I actually have some ideas dear really I have. I have some ideas I have. Yes I think I will move forward recite ideas. No yeah I I will. Yeah you'll see all right so I know so you'll talk to me after the show. Okay got it or not. I don't know if I remember what I was. I totally remember. I have a solid idea. Dear solid solid solid. And it's GonNa be good my lowing Greg I sent you. I sent you an email of a little script. There was this text back and forth which I thought was absolutely hilarious and we talked about last time whenever we did dip Sha theater and stuff to have him do apart and media parts ocean. Sound as fucking up. I haven't even looked at because it's fine. I'm kind of happy that you haven't looked at it. Yes because yes I totally meant to look at it. And that's okay. I'm glad you didn't know they're the blue all right. Okay hang on hang on. I have to look at first because I have to see if yes. Oh that's big enough. That moving got no nipple. No okay all right.

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Read it fide. I'm ready okay. I see your blue me me me me me my warm up. My God I gotTa do blaster exercise. Your Act I I. I laughed harder than I probably should have at this house your date with Mason. It was It just good. No detain details. Eight amount in the bathroom of the cheesecake factory. And we fucked in the back of my car in a parking garage for like two hours. What are the fuck? Would you tell your mother that you're the one that has were details? Noisy ass nosy. Anyway I thought it was funny that well there you have. It made me laugh. Or is your. There's year I know stupid. Oh you can also okay paying attention to what you actually said it any of that. I realized I looked at it yet hours ago. I tried you know. Hey a fresh read. Not Everything that was. I don't know maybe it was golden. Did we have an audience? We don't have an audience that I can look at right now. So we're we're just fucking guessing at this point one of the dumbest things that There this one daytime show that I that I watch on TV and she. They're doing it from like most talk show. People are doing now forever. Yes anyways. I'm way better than others. Yeah well this person put on a fucking like laugh track. Yeah Yeah like Like Bill Maher Bill Maher's but his his laugh track is obviously old fucked up at like. He's trying to pretend right well. This person's not trying to pretend they're not home but it's like really corny and been bad okay. It's really bad you know I. I don't know you know. Do whatever you think. Yeah yes stand. Ups Are Weird. Like I'm not sure we we just sit here and talk to each other so we never know. We're not sure I duNno turnover works at all. Not really sure. Hey here's something if I think it's funny I'm GonNa Laugh so whatever exactly right and the parts over like A. It's obviously bombed really bad. People find that funny. Whatever we don't know is so we don't have so it's always it's always a fucking crap shoot anyway. Of course it is. Welcome to our world pitches. How Fun it's the most of the show clean up. When you're done I'll I'll I'll leave the toy in the sink. I expect you to clean it out thoroughly when you leave sticky gross going for you. Anyway there is a there is a woman she she was. She was in this medical book. Her name was Mary Toft She. This is like old old time ago. I was about to say whether you like it. A doctor or something where she lives at one two three main new town. Usa Eighteen hundred two three one. Oh well no one here to see this particular person that you're naming out. Is there a reason why we have to Notre Dame no okay okay? There was? This one edited out. Okay sure whatever a market tape anyway. She managed a doctor's into believing that she was giving birth to rabbits. But wait a minute but she did it. Because she shoved bunnies of her fucking push and push them out like pushing like Bob the bunny out trying to figure out who is the stupider one like the lady choice. Okay then what did she want? What did she did? She want to be called fucking magical. I don't know why would you show Dr This rabbit? They live when they went in and they live where they came out. Yes yes they're like little. Dvd just born buddies. You put in so the doctor was like my God man. What was the size of the Goddamn Buddy? Who knocked you off on me. I mean obviously this is Donnie Darko cottage shit right.

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I remember it was Easter and it was raining. Sure that's completely like the first thing that comes to my mind is wide. You show these bodies we need as I am. I wrong in assuming that's the first thing I would take. I would not think this actually came out of you I would say. Why did you shove this up here? Snatch your ass or your or wherever out of wide you put them. They're like why would you do that to a little animal with like why she obviously had other is? I swear to God. I gave birth to think. No you know no you obviously did not first of all medical miracles not wrapped in a placenta. There is no umbilical a like. Oh No I think it'd be kind of bloody nephew shoved a bunny and your snooze innate like scratch the walls or your first of all the check who actually thinks about shoving a bunny up in her shit. It's not gonNA care no fucking care. She doesn't care in care now. Going going wrong dog row bunny. She needs her fucking attention now. I got a very interesting message on facebook interesting. An interesting message said what for it says. It was first thing when I opened it up to. Your account was restricted for too long. Katie. Your account was restricted for for longer than it should have been last month. This is now been fixed. Basically they were saying they fucked up. Yeah Okay Yeah you know we can. We can chalk it up to all the Times that you got away with doing things and violated their weird standards. We are tired of fucking seeing your post post too much. We're GONNA take the flag pop up on the Goddamn time. Well you know. That's that's really old people go. Yeah that's the old folks goes solicitously caught. Fuck you man. I like it though. We're friends on facebook will. What I'm saying is is if you disagree with their community standards. What I'm saying like if you feel jerked around in injured when this happens the only fix is to not fuck with that Shit. But if you'RE GONNA keep fucking with it well you keep sticking you're tongue and Doggett I feel bad for you when they lock you out for even for whatever fucking reason they come up with well. It's they're fucking club. I you know yeah I know I choose not to play in their Club. Because you just don't care about the comedian. I just feel weird actually bill birdie dirty no I exposed. Yeah I I don't know what it is a guy. No no I yeah I could look at things just fine like I have no problem hearing about what other people are here but I really. I have no fucking what I mean. Yeah no I know sharing with a lot of people. No no thank you talk to. You can tell you everything you need to know. Thank you if you need to know something. Please contact Katie. Hi She does what we know. Now I do which is the best way. Yeah thank you very much so as as I was just I wanted to say if you WANNA see some of my my b horror movies my slasher films you can get The sleaze box on demand and I will pose that link as well and they're gonNA have to post the link for t shirts for the very last time obey screams. Okay Yeah Anyway. The last one the very last one might have never going to happen. But we just don't know now if it's GonNa still right what year this year. Twenty twenty okay. Yeah it was supposed to be the end of August but I believe he said he moved into September. Okay so he's hoping it's safe. Oh I'm sure we'll be my September but I don't know we don't know we never know sure no. I can't claim One of the things that that was canceled. This is kind of like this sad news. And I'm sorry guys because I know a lot of her friends as upset a bunch of times are Gigolos and the gather have has been cancelled. Yeah well you know 'cause you know there's a Lotta germs sharing going to be going on at the gathering a surprise face price face big. I am saying of all kinds of festivals. There are I would guess that there would be more germ transmission just because of the closeness of the juggle people.

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Then there's fucking L. Festivals are Petri dishes of fun and I have been part of a few to fuck you talking about which is all all no but that went in particular is what I'm saying. I know what you're saying. I think that's I. That's like a closer nick kind of community. Yeah Yeah family that yes woo as you say a loop woop machines listening right now though. He's giving me the finger smiling giving me the finger with the hatchet faced a man tattoo on it. Yeah his hand and I can't picture anybody at a juggler wear no matter. Well actually for fun. Yes I could see where to bask well because mass can be fun like Halloween Masks. Come on completely fun completely. Yes while you know intelligible but fundsto same. We knew. It's not fun though. You can actually blow your mind during sex. What I mean is you know it's like can you blow your mind during sex. Actually you can get temporary loss memories of like magic magic tricks for you. Did you like mind freak in the bedroom while you're getting a blow out what you're talking about. Did I blow your mind blow station in? You're doing it. It's not really working for me having Chris Angel here. He's really creepy. Can you tell me how really it's just all in the corner? You could try. David Blaine at least we know he's really quiet candy. We'll just stick with in a bug ice. We will make you. Yes you probably just Thurgood head start sick and everything would you like okay? Like what he first gets frozen into said ICE block. You immediately grabbed the ice block and bring them to a dungeon somewhere so he can watch the estimate A. Rod is chip it off a blade. Yeah I think he would hate you for sure after that. I'm before you speak. Oh this is new her now. It's always fun fun for people to watch them some kind of event like pregnant. Pd M yeah it IOS go. Oh my God is that R- that really is happening. Oh I hope they know what they're doing. I I hope they do will. Yeah I would hope they do too. But it's it was really felt weird. I've only seen it a couple of times times that I have I just. I couldn't look away. I was all in it. I was I was like at the fucking strip club. I was front row. Check it out. Yeah for sure yeah. She was cute the last one we saw two. I know but he's super cute. What people will people out there and Light Spanky Spanky people out there might not know is that se his like fucking one of his turn. On's are are pregnant checks because there then if they're blonde and that's that's you're you're adding blonde but really you added blind though. I'd never added Blonde really got hair. Color is such a you know. Anyway I don't care pregnant women. Everybody knows how fair modes I'm telling you. Yeah and for whatever reason to fair bones work they work really well so you know you know. She puts out if she's already right like the bigger. She is a more pronounced the pregnancy jared he he will break his goddamn neck if she walks by like not all the time sometimes so yes. Yeah Jesus Christ sleep so much more depraved giggle on your like would MacAulay crap. My even pushing a stroller really. Yeah at somebody else's problem I just WANNA get Enya. Yeah for sure one hundred percent. We'll hear from you again. We'll see it. That's the best thing about fucking pregnant chicks. You can't knock them up again so yes at at different points.

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And I've heard different things from different ladies They get super aggressively. Horny to GA forty so rape really Viking thing you know if it came down to these got murder savvy. Well I came to the realization. We were watching something. We'd have to get into this whole conversation conversation because it gets real dark. I came to the realization that if I lived like in the dark ages or or like feudal Japan where murder balls was like a normal everyday way of life. You know what I mean like your raving ability. You're going through the countryside. I would be a complete deck. I would completely turn like. I'm watching it and I'm putting myself in the position of the anime. We were watching and they grabbed chicken. Burger in the other room a Kodeco Raven. That's what's GONNA have like I. I can identify what I'm saying. Which is why I should not live in said world. I'm glad I live right now. What I'm saying is why because I can imagine like if your daily fucking way to exist was like kill or somebody else's going to kill you at some point you know what I mean. Yeah I would be a complete Dick for sure for sure without a doubt. I would slide right into that shit. I'm glad that I don't live in a place that's like that. That's what I'm saying. It's like when a when a farmer as pig gets out currents feral like real quick. That's what I'm saying 'cause I would be terrified out of my mind if I had to live that way. So you know to talk to be seriously aggressive. I think my brain would turn seriously aggressive things again weird. I think so fast wouldn't like it now. I enjoy now now is really good. People are Nicer. They tried to be nice. I enjoyed now but later I won't give me problems. They always say well you can do it today. It's easier to ASK FOR FORGIVENESS THAN PERMISSION. Who serve out the whole rape abilities? Well know I'm not how things are now. I'm saying if I lived in the Times of raping ability. I gotcha what? What's the matter what? What's the matter? I got crop dusting by the fucking cat. That's what happened like I can't smell no now you please. It hasn't gotten over here yet. So you just keep. I'm doing my best but it is worth. It is really fucking bad. Like it's bringing deers fucking is not even kidding. Let's just go to your favorite. Well I'm just GONNA say they say that you cannot train cats to do anything on the news. It's time once again for all right this this man. There's a stupid challenges going around and it's on the heels of tastes testicle challenge of utter apparently in cut the chase testicle challenge that it was something lik nuts or some shit like that okay. This is You you slap your mother's tests on talk you slap your mother's tents like she had like there's a there was a picture just like a speed bag or well there is a. There's a picture of a kid He would be maybe about fourteen fifteen and his mother and now like standing face to face and all of a sudden he's like this started laughing and turn back to the camera and I'm like what comes up with these like weird ass shit like what do you think we can get these dumb kids to do snack. Your Mom's tits and they were like you. We gotta pay some sort of a fucking celebrity dude. I GET GOING. I do laugh at it. However I'm surprised. People are freaking out for several reasons like first of all the idea. Walk up to any like the nowadays. Did you ask permission to touch said BEMIS I would I would say. Did you get consent from your mother? Your mother written note and they'd will move into the territory of your mother like you're hitting your mother and then you have the you're touching your mother's tits chat well that one particular video that is talking about got four point five million views.

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People like booby smacking. Mommy Mommy Moody's standard like over a hundred. Sixty thousand people fucking. I think it's funny for sure by you. Know I'm sure there's GONNA be some others. You do not take well of course now and then there's going to the innocent ladies who are just getting boob smack mother junior. I had breast cancer. My mother died a long time ago so I smacked your Bubis Anti Pamela. What are you talking about the Tam Cashier at the piggly-wiggly are you talking about all I want? Is Your Kids Man There is a there is a A Strip club in Oregon Oregon d say Oregon Oregon Oregon Oregon trail. I kinda go oregon but then again Just you know I grew up in Florida so really. Good luck with that. I say Oregon. Well not only. Are they offering drive through for the Strip club? Okay but they're also Stripping giving out free toilet paper and food delivery high. That's very very generous. Strip club there. I would say so and the picture that they have on it is and they have a video to and I think you're gonNA dig. It can drive through at. Aren't they the ones that were doing delivery to now know? This is a different one would know they liked. Buber eats but this one quality right there. This is a different wine. They're doing a lot more. Natalie they have. Friction friction dances now. Well yeah of fixing. They have like like crowd block metals. Gay Things like defer fucking parades in shape. They well they have like a lined little alleyway. It's under a tent. So the girls can do shit. And they're all lined up on both sides so it's kind of like a lion country safari kind of reminds me of that fucking show that did Topless car wash. Yeah they had all the girls inside. The ten people drove through the tent as girls washed the cars inside topless and the parking lot of a walmart parking lot of a warmer. Yes we will. Who is what's is nuts. Yeah we had this sort of saying. We had the same one as for Christmas. That's what I'm thinking about. Yeah well they actually got in your car and you were there any gratias. I was there. I was not there going what you told me. S Yeah so that reminds me the same kind of thing. Yeah you could completely i. It kind of reminds me of like a zoo. You know you just have them in little cages and there appears to well. That's what I said. It's like lying countries as far for people who don't allow got it just to say damn. It was the last time you fat him. There's a monkey in my car. Broke the wins. You've got David Wiper for these. Don't blank hunches. I would think it's over anymore. It's probably not but it was a zoo. I don't see why wouldn't it be? I don't know we always said I'd like I don't remember ever hearing anybody. Dot Dying Their Zuhdi. You drive through with your car and animals like fucking come up to your car in like jump on your car and fuck your car scare the genetic kit. It's it was terrifying as a child when they were like. Hey you WANNA go line countries and this is like I remember going in like a brown four door. Ltd like conditioning. Like so. And we're in Florida. It's hot as fuck and like I can remember driving through. This goddamn plays and trying to like do I. Roll the window up and I of fucking heat stroke or do I roll it down and get mauled by God damn lie and I'm not sure which one's worse his lines that come up and just start licking your window high. Oh my God I hear you hallucinate. When you when you start to die from heat exhaustion so I chose the roll up the fucking window and if I die I'm not gonNA get fucked mauled a lion. Fuck that they were like right there. You drove right past them. Three or driving's a fucking safari. Oh we gotta go but everybody will.

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I hope you have a great degree. How you're just slamming the brakes on feel prompted. Sorry that your contention. Don't pay that man co producer. Jesus Christ I hope you have a great day weekend. Green Dave whatever time you're doing partying heaven on Hopi feel better stay safe stay in older willing human ask condom don't do. I'm not going to hang around you right now. That's right no I'm staying home. That's an cats snacks until they die in kissing him parts. And let me about it. Does anybody does.