Kinky Katie's World #301 Sex Toy Easter Egg

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Well this is how you fucking live. Well not only that not only. That'd be stressful. You kind of bang it out. You GotTa try to bang out. Not only way forward I think when in Doubt Bing and I would definitely strongly suggest Some sort of contraception. Because you don't want to like stack Stress on top of a pregnant. Oh there's already there's already been a baby's name Don sure no corvette Bryant. Yeah Kobe Kobe. Bryant. Whatever came your kid whatever you want care. Hopefully in eight years when your kids eighty you know are they gonNA are? Is Anybody going to know? Why am I stephen? Covert the fifth. Like well back in the day Shady virus baby. That's a weird name Ma Shitty virus that the fuck is that Tony Anyway. I need to start being more active. Because I'm totally putting on the quarantine fifteen vizo. You're calling it fifteen now actually. Ooh Oh she fuck you dude. Yes so I all right so yeah I find yes. I recognize my my quarantine nece I mean. I can't tell if you're close enough to be your just blurry. Anyway I mean really see. I don't I don't notice I notice when you're wearing makeup. You have eyebrows. Obviously I mean your browser. Just Light Blonde. So if you don't you don't have anything colored on them. Then they're out there. Yeah you can tell that's I. It's really weird whenever I get shower like fresh our shower. Or what the FLEX. Their fame little cancer patient he difference or. Are you going through? Chemo Katie. No No. I'm not I feel fine. I'm good followed out. He didn't he just blind. I don't know what to tell you. See these routes yeah. They're great shut up. I know but before that I'd marry load. Are we going to get to show we? Can we do show stuff type stuff looking at announcement or something? Is this something you should be doing. I'm on the side of the fans. There's we're we're coming. We're coming up into Easter time and I don't know I'm not doing anything everyone's like I'm making a ham them like no make a TACO. Yeah well exactly well. He's always a tradition in my household that we always we had Mexican on Easter. I don't know why but we always did. We went to this place. Who Song Larry's down in? Fort Lauderdale go for runs right across the street from from pure platinum gets the redneck version of Jewish people. Going to Chinese Christmas same sane thing trash just doesn't want to do the regular thing we go. We go do Mexican. We weren't trash okay. Sure Okay Yeah Springs. Sure Su Song and Larry's for fucking I mean you're not how you making your case. How are you making your case? Whatever that was the place to go okay. So that's what we did. Okay white white trash decision about that. Fine that's a move definitely white trash move. Okay okay. There's nothing wrong with it. See that I loved. And that's what I'm trying to tell you. Is You know you're putting a stigma on being by trash? You know there's no stigma and says there's no cigarette which you have to remember is to the rest of the world. We still live in Florida. And you and your parents are right. Yeah therefore that's true therefore therefore therefore you live in Florida and you're white right there. You're right there uh-huh anyway because they would serve. Me Margaritas and my parents would let me yet. How old were you when they served you? Margaritas fifteen fifteen what. I Dunno whatever blue to right. That's not a you know. No it's not a weird maneuver at all. It's not trailer he will. There's a but I always remember to the Strip club right across the street was pure platinum and every year they would have an Easter egg at Strip club at an Easter Egg. Hunt cont hot yes. Easter Co what are they? Egged of girls.

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I don't remember Ping Pong. Don't remember I think I would. I would have remembered seeing that if there was an Easter Egg. Hunt told the three choices Looking at me. Pink looking at yellow. Look at that coming out of both ends there is. There's a there's a company you can buy chocolate eggs from that have vibrator in the middle. Okay it's kind of like one of those kinder- eggs for adults but they're they're like really good vibrate so that are in them like they're they're kind of expensive well. Well you know you need to spend money on the extra power if something. That small is what I'm saying. That's probably well. No actually. It's a pretty good size. Because they have like one of them is one of the like you vibrators. I mean there there is. There is a market difference and quality of little especially those little tiny battery ones. Yeah the the slightly more expensive ones seem to have a little more ass and they might work longer than like a week. Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah but these what I'm looking at. These actually look rechargeable. There's one there's like a mini body wand. There's like so cute it is. It's in case yes and this is like fucking chocolate egg. It's probably should chocolate. But does it really matter yes it does actually better be some talk chocolate some stories? Whatever how they got the sex toy inside the chocolate egg. Oh it's by fucking you just half-and-half stigma together. It's easy question. Sanitary nature of those eggs is what I'm saying. Oh my God I'm just saying he'll take somebody in the cadbury. Factory is into a quick dental toward with one of them before they pack it in and said Egg. Are you telling me? Oh Oh are you telling me this has not having and will not happen no negative. You can't okay. I'm just saying if you worked on the line. Yeah I would not I would not product test them and stick it back on the line back when you used to drink. Let's say one day you are really still hung over and you took a couple of shots vodka on your way in the door. And you're nice and loosey-goosey now I'm still you make that decision at all no dared. That's terrible I worked in. I've worked in a few porn stores. Dull stores you know and I didn't have the urge fucking hammered all the time in hung over and hammered and no. I did not grab something. I WANNA go fucking jerk off in the supply room. You know okay. Oh my goodness what. I'm just saying I think it would happen. You're totally happen. That's terrible too. Weird mixture sex toy in chocolate is what I'm saying. It seems like an odd combination to have like like one wrapped in the other. And it's not a sex toy a piece of chocolate inside a sex toy. No it's a sex toy inside a piece of chocolate. Yeah I know it sounds good. Sounds good idea to me. There was a woman she she went online. She'd found what you thought was an old bottle. Stopper but fucking no of assuming. This wasn't a bottle stopper. You're very very rate as see. This was indeed not a bottle stopper and she was kind of. She was mortified to fuck. And find out that it was a glass but plug. Oh Nice face used do do we know it looks pretty old so I believe it did does look like it's been seasoned. Maybe a glass look like you know what I mean. Look at what does that look like. It does look a little stain which is weird like it looks old like dusty dusty but like it's been left on a beach in that were they found it each now. Where'd they find it underneath a bridge? I didn't say where they showed no longer anyway but she then she was like okay. So is this lie. She thought it was a Weinstein. Rory chess piece. And they're like no honey. That's a that's a plug in. Please put that away. I think we need to call the antiques roadshow Need to bring this and immediately of I believe it has value. What's your sixty one? And she thought that it was like she was missing.

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Could she thought she could use as a bottle stopper for decanters that she had for a wind decant. She's like Oh like this offense so she did. She tries to fit. Well yeah she did and she went on a a glass collector facebook group to ask what the fuck is going on. And then she discovered that Yeah she said it washed up in her garden after a heavy storm so she had a plug in her garden for bottle. Stoppers glass blood but plug grew in her backyard. Garden is what she's saying. Fine Crop of Bub pleasure guys there this season. Thank crowd Harry Old. Harry must have been a little more freaky than I thought. You never know about Harry. Jesus says she just founded in her garden in assumed a show. It's gotta be the flood really. I think he just watched up. It was deandre yard from. I don't know from where well I mean. If she didn't know what what she didn't know what it was if she. I doubt you would go to unless you just showing them really. Obviously this this older lady you know. She's been with somebody there. The House to whoever she was living with was totally had an ass toy and talked it out the window and it landed regard to hide it or something at some point. Just unearth yeah. That's what I'm saying. Someone's been sugars. Cars Moodley somebody. She knows like her mother father. Oh Daddy was a freak super freak especially if she sixty one so that would you know you're talking back in the sixties era. I remember. My math is right. Correct somewhere. Okay I don't know Eliot Mamie okay sixties now so. It doesn't say how long ago Uncle Ricky is using it on her but she was Google Logo Regi. What is Glass Dildo? Make me wear it all the time to either wear to on my birthday. It's called bottle. Stop Greg Hey over. Japan is holding. Its men only naked festival much bank. GonNa get together. Be Naked Okay. Now please do not kill me for the pronunciation because as you know I suck at it anything for and I cannot pronounce so even some English words. I have problems with so barely speak English. The thankful I'm here K. It's called like DOT COM Mussoorie. Masudi sure yeah. So this this takes place. It takes on the On the third Saturday of February. Okay at this at this temple man festival. Yeah and they said it's allowed. It is fucking nuts really like it. Is You raise me a million naked dude in one village? Isn't you know. I think you would assume it's nuts you'd served there's lots of nuts. Little Asia nuts everywhere. Oh Clapper's all around the place down little crackers exactly well maybe clapper's exactly little mild out. So maybe we don't know I don't know I'm not sure dude. Asian poops R. So like Nice. Would it be nice thereby soft? Yeah that's what I hear. It's not like normal pugh very nice. It's not like normal. What the fuck on abused as normal have well they? They're they're like seventies Bush big writing to the ocean. Yeah causing a commotion Fucking Awesome. Polar bears people are what everybody said noise by that thing. If you don't Google it now times get stuck in your head for our own. It's it's fine okay. Well this is. This is what happens. This is what they do at this festival. They run around the temple grounds and boil each other up to the oil each other. Well they're all naked. No no no because they take they take a whole vat of ambiguities and they just roll around the entire village. Naked men rolling around in well.

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Puke. No come on. You know they do it. They beat themselves. They purify themselves in cold water. So everyone's like turtle ing. Well I assume because they did then they cram themselves into the main temple building and after an hour or two of running around the temple dislike holly fucking going ape shit in the temple. Everyone crams into another building and then the lights go out a lights. Go Okay and then. A priest throws a hundred bundles of twigs to lucky people to like get these special sticks. There's like cheese special six x okay. Yeah then then they get they get like extra special blessings but then the fucking Malay begins may light. There's a Mailo a whole room of naked men. Malay whole room happening is Japanese men. They've been cold from the water route in obviously cold anymore. And so now they've running. Around a whole bunch of Javanese raw sushi plums everywhere. Flopping around everywhere crowded in running around in circles. Yeah these headbands on just imagine me say that the average is like the. It's like ten thousand men and they cram them in the room like sardines and it can like you are fucking but to screw it just like all over like you are just like crammed up. Dick mushed everywhere. Well Akashi. Why are you stabbing me in the back with your penis? Well if you if you're one of the lucky twenty to get one of the lucky twenty right okay. You're guaranteed good fortune for the rest of your life. According to this legend and this is like why they do and people get like cuts and bruises and sprains and like people go absolutely option. I dare yeah I wonder how many dudes actually you know. Think of. It's actually while they're there. Oh no doubt that. They're acting on it. 'cause I don't think that that's like I think it would be frowned on zing. Maybe I don't know I don't maybe they would enjoy it. I'm not sure they wear like like creeks right. I don't know I'm not sure now. They're angry they're jeopardy's okay. Okay I whatever I mean as far as you know your buddies your buddy. Whatever geometry buddy's still a little deck It's all right Is that a thing there? I don't know maybe an anime about it. We can find it. You know. You're you're right you're right. That totally would be. It would be true if we could find an anime within their that means. It's totally realistic. Totally realistic absolutely. Oh my God it. Does you free luck for life? I guess I don't I don't think so. I think I'll three luck. Good Fortune of witness. Different Pre luck now agree luck. I didn't pay anything for that. Look this is wrestled. Ten thousand naked men for a bundle sticks. They throw out. And you fight for the dixie. Five for the sticks okay. I'm definitely fucking taking sex pill while this is half you know what I mean. Have you not seen any kind of like Asian art? They have been humongous Dick Paintings and then on scared okay. It's not about her. Well let me explain something to you when you're fighting over something there's nothing more distracting than a dude fucking banging into his fucking erects cock. Walk you into fame just going everything you're going in full attack mode your take his fucking rage it hard. Do you know how freaked out. Somebody would be. I would be freaked out. Dudes walk going crazy go murder balls with a fuck gain interest purple. Say really somebody would WANNA try to hit it or whatever it would be distracting. That's like that's like putting a bell on the iterative smack. That's right that's right. That's my stick. That's that's like putting on your sword to distract the enemy. You just look at the clock.

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Just look at the cock. I'm GonNa find that other stick and if you bend over you know it's gotTa have it the old dig in the ass the ass just like expect but then you got fucked in a luck festival by a giant lucky is a white dude. Could be what you want it with a raging Sherry. Cock you disrespected. That would be horrible every completely horrible. Even have to commit them for the rest of their lives. You would have to commit like Harry Carey. What their social code demands of something like that at a naked man festival. What would they do to me for for doing that? Dick off well. No negative maybe. They're not barbarians. They're not going to do well. The crowd they could be kind of mad. Maybe I could see him being a little sore. I me give you a paper cut on the head you know you know. I'm sure they're gonNA here again here again. If I get the motherfucking steak I got the stick bitch. I got the Steak Jeff Lifetime. You can't take this away from me. Get the fuck away from me. He's a gala. I don't WanNa hear it step back. I got this. I got the fucking stick pitch I stay. Hey who's to say I didn't slip everybody's naked me here. We're all packed in who do. Who's The lucky one now and? Is it more disrespectful? If you don't climaxed during the situation or is it less earth I'm not sure well. I think it depends on where you come where you finish. Yeah we're at land. So if I go complete Asian Adl Cream Pie who well maybe to spit it back out at as it doesn't stay there. I mean he could just go a little push. What what what I would wait a while to we get here. Why am I talking about something? I don't really want to all I don't really know. I don't want to hear the naked man festival. That doesn't sound like a lot of funday well. Apparently you've got this all map out. Let's just say if the idea of a plan if you knew that you got some fans level fucking luck after you get that stick. We're talking world domination. Kind of luck you know and it was definitely real like the last person who wanted was like Bill Gates at Bays owes you. You know what I'm saying. They're the ones that got the last two sticks and you do that was what was going to have an. I might be worth it. Maybe maybe it's worth you're going to stick dude to get a stick. Maybe maybe maybe no kind of sounds like you're like fuck. Yeah I think I think it as us if that level of ridiculous kind of money like first of all A. I don't need that kind of money because that would be a horrible health decision for me. I mean we. We agree to some level. I have to be moderately tired on a daily basis or we don't know what will happen. It may not be good. You know I need to be a little worn out and and it's good for me to be a little because if I just had unlimited money unlimited money What what happens then? I'M NOT JEFF bezos. I'm not going to keep working. I am not fucking a electric car boy. Either I'M NOT GONNA Launch Shit to Myers. I'm going to go figure out how to make a bunch of drugs and go dig a giant hole in the mountain and I'm gonNA crawl inside of it and have a really good sound system and maybe some people could come by and visit his fucking until you die. Well no there would be leaving the place eventually because I have you know unlimited funds. Whatever yeah I know by it that would be horrible. This is just my drug whole only reason why I come to Montana. I definitely would would. It would not be good for me. I don't think I can't have that kind of fucking now. Wealth now like moderate wealth would be cool that that would be acceptable B. Being able to do a lot of things and yet not having that ridiculous kind of cash where I would be ordering a fleet of Vagina idols.

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You know what I mean. I'd be paying people for like humankind era experimentation to save. We can implant Dick Fingers. Oh my g see where this is going to cure diseases now. What Jake figure. I want people to have the ability. Have Dick's for fingers and I don't know that that's what would happen. I'm just saying there's a at least a fair chance. That could happen so. I don't need that so I'm not fighting for the stick. Thank you but if I did tonight. You're not fighting for this is just not worth it. It's just not worth it. That's way too much to go through. I'd have to train so there's no dick worth the stick. The ASS is not worth the cash. No no no. I don't I don't WanNa know what a mob of ten thousand sweaty oily dudes Redo if I was using my sh- mackel to to ward off people away for me and my fucking luck stick stack. What else would you others? Probably Cool Japanese name for it. Probably probably my guy. We're going to go to visit a rule anymore and when we come back we've got a brand new tits man. We also have some interesting gags stuff. We'll get to that so yeah sicker out. Fear Back Yum yum time basically and refreshing snack. I have absolutely no sympathy for Stupidity Stupidity and usually. I'll say something to suck out which is weird because it's very ironic your Dick Hewitt. Much of it was so good. That's Florida tasty is Florida teen. He was stung over six hundred times and I was died after stuck his Dick in a beehive. Like begging you are edible. You're you're GONNA be the bestiality three hundred. What you're doing. This is like NASCAR race. You're trying to promote story bestiality. Three hundred whatever that too so he studied to be hive. Yeah he's fourteen while he's fourteen. He's in Florida. He went into shock. Young people get off on that Shit though. Some people really like stink and they actually do feel euphoric. Say A fourteen year. Old Boy could be pretty pretty stiff about where they put their decks the fucking quote from from his from what. He said he goes. One of his friends told him that having sex was like putting your your penis inside a jar of honey. I guess there wasn't any honey around his father said okay. So you think of other ricky made a sticker. You looked goddamn behind boy. You're taking that God damn be high sticking it to kill it. And then he wouldn't get molested anymore though by a million very touch it again. I'll go reggae our luggage Lee late Tikolo. Just I can all go reggae. Anything with honey. Honey bunches no on with the show myself. Honey represent so me. Being Plane Scott Stopped. This is Scott and welcome back to PDK'S WORLD ON RAZALI DOT COM. Can you Katie Radio Dot Com and you can give me on the twitter at Kiki Katie Radio? Kinky RADIO DOT COM radio JIRA DOT COM on the facebook at fat life Yoga May kinky Katie radio. You will get some free nudity. See Yeah everybody loves spree.

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Everybody freedom as you can definitely tell everyone is just fucking stuck on on facebook. Because they're bored. How or what do you mean well? Because I've had some people just come up from nowhere that I haven't talked to in decades toys really. You're okay girls and talk to online as you're starting. You're really starting into argument about this. This is something that happened. Twenty four years ago. Yeah all right well tell you what. I was contacted by dude that I was. I was underage and we were having sex. And he's quite a bit older than me and then I put that on there because he messes me. He's like hey how you doing you want to catch up like no no. I don't underage girl you are pedophile. That was back in the nineties. Yeah that's true. But anyway but very very very creepy. Well anyway this guy other guy that I was fucking too. He's like what do you what do you mean you. You're fucking this dude. That means you were cheating on me. I said I wasn't aware that we were thing I really. I didn't know that I was his girlfriend or something. You know at a number one and it happens to be number two and three as well newer under eighteen. I was a minor Gaikwad. Like hey you could say whatever you want Yeah Oh cheated on you fine. I was a minor. You fucking patio so shut your fucking pie hole before I hashtag me to your. I'll however though to be fair you were. You're completely you know caught crazy but they you're you're it wasn't like you were molested is what I'm saying. It was consensual. Yes it. It wasn't like he tricked you into it you know. She knows totally consensual. It was yeah but no but the guy who said he said that the I cheated on him he was my age. Troas he yeah okay so you cheated a law. There's another person to prison not not in the story. Like what are you? What are you are you like? Are you retarded you understand you? I mean you completely understand that your adult just how skewed your way of thinking was when you're a teenager like if you don't get that we were just having sex we'll in here again here a teenager fuck you. I was thinking like even from my perspective. If I had a girlfriend for what I was a teenage say well you were bagging. So and so yeah I fucked anybody. Who let me yeah. I was but it surprised what go play. Set Your Dick Soccer. You know what I mean. Listen to this. You're like what no I will There's there's this woman she. She was celebrating her one hundred th birthday and she. She's she's a trip. She's she's a little fucking who she wanted to cross the little. He wanted a cross something off for bucket list and they're having a birthday party at her house and police came to her house. Sitter you Mrs Bryan. And she says it depends what you want and obviously well we. This is what we want. We want you and comfor- at she started kicking. What did she do? They were arresting her for what they said was indecent exposure. Okay a hundred year lady hundred year old lady arrested her her birthday party. No no her whole family was there. Anyway it's like she's well she's kicking and stuff and they actually did put her in jail but the thing is though she planned the whole thing. 'cause she's always wanted to be arrested and have a record for something bad so she's like. Can you book me for indecent exposure? She didn't even tell her daughter. So the whole family is like what the fuck is going on? No like what you wanted to have a record before I die. Yeah she.

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She wanted to be a foul in. She wanted to have a record and be arrested before shot before she died. That is weird. Yeah that is really strange. I mean if you've never been like cuffed and I've never been handcuffed and putting them back I'm GonNa tell you from personal experience. It's not a lot of fun. It's it's an it's negatively on the fund level Immediately you understand that your decision making days are over and pretty much. You're just cattle begins to move to and fro and just stored somewhere but the thing is I've been in a cop car always been in the front seat. Okay now it's way starker. It's really starker telling you it's way nobody no fun at all. Every bit of it sucks. Here's various dot a part of it. That does not suck. It's very. It was very strange like I. I didn't feel comfortable with sitting in the front seat. I was in the front passenger seat. Actually quite a few cocker's okay. Yeah I know it's Kinda strange that we're GONNA go on the other end several times. I was brow- shares Barbara near like I back referred crazy. But there's you know. Discriminate being stupid drought usually almost every time drunk. Now that I'm thinking about it there's always alcohol involved if I went to jail for something. Yeah yeah there is this dude. He did an art exhibit. Where this could definitely be down at that one down in Miami Art Basel yet. He took fifty five fifty five images and put them all together like in a grid while they've all got these splotches and shit all over him. Well what he did was he. Put down this special material on canvasses. And he fucking came on the canvas and it left at it. It made a black so every single time that he did this. He did it on a different campus. And then he put them all together in one display. Okay so they're all his his loads. Yes and he called the exhibit spent. And how how long did it take to do said Paradise? How many? How many loads are we talking about? Our loads are they impressive there. There's there's there's there's not okay. There's one where it's a little like for the rest of the Rove and rope and then a couple of rogue ski ski trip or another one's like a what do you think the chances are. He actually did said loads on every one of them. You'll see his face. He did it go with it now no I. I looked at his picture. He definitely did. That is not a forgery. Steadily it's not faked at all. I can tell you. See The look he has. Do you see what he's wearing did tell you right there. Oh He's got a ball side full. He's got a lot to go. Nearly took two days to do. It was a last minute throw together fun. Fun Facts. His cousin was going for the world record of consecutive times to blow up. Is that the one that died? Died in Israel for trying to break the World Record. So he really. He's dedicating this piece of art to His dad cousin. No well there you got gave his life. I give my life for art. I art while the other brother cousin didn't know because it just did it because he wanted to break a world record because he was young dumb and full account and we're not sure what. Let what what orgasm number he was on when he died. That's true we don't have been on one. Well they were just you know they say what they say predict earth suspect anyway since everyone's been like everything shutting down everywhere. There's these two pandas at this one zoo and he finally fucked after ten years. It took it because I would say no shit because finally people aren't staring at you all the time and common in bothering you. You can actually get some alone time with your woman you're like hey it's been ten years ago this load facts here again. basically the male.

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Pandas are bottoms. And there's a little wiener bell play involved getting everything going right. Well you know they don't want people to know and that's why they're so hard to breed to end the stigma of ladies traffic something on railings. Yeah so you could save the Pandas. Save the Pandas. Saved the fucking pandas by railing. Your man with your belt all right. I don't care about the pandas so whatever you know but still don't WanNa Bang. That's their problem on the on. The I can't fix it for but you should definitely try to fix it for them. Sometimes I do make you wear the Panama though. Sure you forgot. We had that idea those. Everybody needs a full. Everybody can furry heads of hand. What is the other one? We have a teddy bear up. Handa and a full head to Toe. All engulfing Gummy stuffed panda teddy rated Gumby of. Wouldn't you like to know? Come Tuesday we'll show you okay I think we're going to go to your favorites. Jesus Christ standing and on the news. It's time once again for Shit. This tits man is something that is local and I did not know about but now I know what happened. There is a woman she is. She's suing hamburger. Mary's bound in Ebor one point. Five million dollars really. That's why it close will why at Hamburger. Mary's is a hamburger place a hamburger restaurant. Well they had all like drag queens and very gay friendly mostly gay shit and while she says because she was in your by drag Queens Titi really yes well she was having like she was having dinner with some friends and then the fucking show started they drag shows there and like all the waitresses will most of them. Whatever People Erin Drag? Yes and the trucking going crazy. She noticed her there. The woman starts the performer woman. So it's coming over to our aid. They made eye contact. Which everybody knows. Once you do that. We'll fuck you're stuck now so she's coming over and she turns back around. No please go away. Go Away Go away. It's like like a like a Maryelle CI band when you're at a restaurant he'd like trying to any can you? Just go ahead please. Just leave me alone. Just comes over. She grabs the woman's head and start pounding her head like between or Teddy's like it like a very rough motorboat just like snack in between two basketball's because you know they're not real anyway and then she stops. She grabbed the back of her hair and crammed into her. Beat it into her cleavage. Us Like I've seen that same maneuver at Strip clubs. Yes Shivers Doodoo guys. All the time. Yes and then also turnaround like hook their feet on the back of the shoulders and just like pull their head into their into crotch and yes yeah negative. Like we don't do that of here. They do downs up anyway so she. She said she had to go to the doctor because she said she had severe pelvic pain and headaches. She said no excruciating cervical pain. Now where the hell that came from from smacking your head against a drag Queens Teddy's very frail but anyway I guess she won because the restaurant's closed and they actually had to close like three more locations so I think she won. Yeah sure we'll have a hamburger Mary's anymore. No there's there's one I think in St Pete still but I would have hits man for no I mean not you know we have gone while but but we we did like to get sauced up have because they do pretty tasty burgers. They've really good have have said we got burgers and watch. His show was always pretty nice. Yeah how dare you exactly little little out left field? I used to love whenever we would. We would do the South Florida Fetish factory parties and we would be hung over his. How and we would go to like Sunday morning. Wilton manors trip. Yes that was fucking great and you would always get served.

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Whenever I was like please I would totally get ignored but as soon as C. was like. Hey Hey well you know gay men or a lot more forward than women regular Hetero women are. I mean. They're more apt to let you know that that they they're interested in at least talking to you. Hey what's going on? Maybe yeah what's up. What are you doing I I loved when guys hit on you you did. I did your all into it was it was really hot. Whatever fed into I I lead right and because you liked it and that was the fun part. It's always fun better. If you're just being hanging out with people you know what I mean. Yeah and that's all anyway it worked. It worked out well though. Typically it did actually well. There's one of my you drinks. Sure you buy drinks. Yeah and I think that that's great. I'm like hey upfront. The odds of US banging are pretty low. So I'm not gonNA say never because Hey I don't know about half half shit face now and you know a few more shots. I might not remember what the habits I. I didn't. Order this quadruple crown. I know I still have a eyeliner on from the night before. I just look like an old hag. Who just like smoking a cigarette anywhere? There's a woman. She's kind of playing like The Quarantine Easter Bunny but they. They arrested her. She was leaving Plastic Easter egg stuffed with porn images mailboxes. Sincere delivering Easter. Buddy was delivery part. Yes Sir flagler counties it good point. Yeah Florida yeah to neighbor was it was it at least good born. I mean what are we working with here at least something good? If if some horny teenage boy found it like you know why would they care anymore? They have telephones. What would matter. Wait what are the exit. They when they opened it. It had one goldfish cracker strawberry. Drink mix pack the snack bites back one piece of toilet paper and live to pornographic images. Go Little One. It's like bubblegum bubble gum. Our comic take. What did I get here to define said Porn Porn Egger? Yeah they arrested her. They of course her mugshots cyz similarly like. I'm really bored so I've made these in Providence. Because we all know it's you know there's no way for children to see for graphic images at all. No no really five six year old. Wouldn't you know they don't? They would never look up. They could be our God never guy who'd never watch incest videos over and over again. Oh why did you go straight to inside cut? Incest not always go to fuck your neighbor. Well Okay your neighbors your sister. Oh Christ I never had a sister. Oh my God I never had one so I don't know what it's like what we're talking about talking about Hamburger Mary's there's There's actually a website that are saying that the gays already know especially when you start out your statement with the gays. It's you know casts which turned where it's added yeah. The gays are leasing Easter eggs homosexual inducing food coloring they do this every year And the Candy Candy on Halloween and Easter eggs to whatever beer Saint Patrick's Day. They're doing it to beer seriously. Ironic it is so. It's an increased number of men having contracted homosexuality after eating Pastel colored Easter eggs. The eight them with their butts sucked it up close.

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I WANNA know who's latching on like who is the is it like a flatter. Are they the ones go? Yeah No. That's that's totally happening. I you know the evidence is right Eric. Eighty you know it's forever. It's right there for everybody to see. You can totally tell that obviously Pastel coloring on food makes you completely elvis actual whether you like cocker dot has nothing to do with it. All zero zero two zero two zero zero two no. It's all about the Pastel colors and the Halloween candy is a little bit of gas. Came up there made made speak. Oh my God crazy. Oh I think it's kind of funny. I looked at this thing. It's a put your name in to urban dictionary at a dirty. Sc You want to know what that is. Okay what's dirty a dirty? Sc is a sexual technique. You Insert your middle finger in the news. Okay with palm facing towards you okay. Quickly turn your hand so that the back of your hand is now facing you. Twist like twist entered it as well twisting. Cram your finger in as hard as you can yell. Yeah is the dirty? Sc completely different fucking squeal again. Do you do you have multiple personalities. I don't know about. Perhaps it was Patricia. Slee went into an almost like a slightly more retarded for chri shirts. I mean you did know shallow. See my dirty. Katie isn't as isn't as fun as your mind says having sex with someone after winning no preceding defunct violently. That's right up your alley. What are you talking about like? You've never done that before. I know you're lying. You fucking car fucking Addicott book in Liar. I can totally see you get all you. GotTa pick nine in Green. I don't even remember I will break your throat and I always thought it was weird that the daily card game was a Spanish word and nobody had a problem with it back in the eighties. No they had they like Spanish. People still plagued people. I didn't make it up to me. I never realized it was a Spanish where did realize I don't know I don't know what I realized. I don't think I've ever thought about it. I don't I never thought about it. He knew was one foot. I just thought about that. Hey that was number one in Spanish and I never realized it was the number but they never said like draw dose. You know exactly. It became its own word. Well it is its own word. We gotta go really low on the sun's level. I know what happened all right? They Japanese manned festival. How did I end up? I don't feel I feel dirty. Take a shower. I don't know why I feel like I've been rolling around in a big room with ten thousand sweaty Asian men. Oh Hey maybe I railed few of them to get to stick of world domination just by the Bundle over. They have their go. Get it unless you want. I don't care what you do on vacations. Would you do know? That's what I'm saying. I really even for Bazo level money of not now go around banging banging a budge. Asian Dude I don't like the idea of fighting over a stick with a bunch of angry it will. They're not angry but they wire stem. Stick for sure and you know what though you know what? The Japanese people know all about that. I've learned from anime is. They're all about preparing training for surpassing their limits.

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They're going to surpass their limits. Going for that fuck it. Stick Dirk to be like spider monkeys. You know what I mean. There's GonNa be some aggressive Japanese dudes going for that stick and you're really going to have to be serious about wanting that fucking stick is what. I'm saying that's right and I don't WanNa do that on that. No we are have to get out of here for the week. Who knows we might be doing. More episodes if the If things get to that point we we might. Yeah we might be doing like two week or something like that. I don't know so I mean kicking around the idea. I kicked around the idea all right anyway. Well I hope you guys have a great rest of your week day respite. Whatever you're fucking doing and Yeah Debbie thing willie words of wisdom everybody so He'll be a great holiday. Whatever you celebrate. Or don't celebrate or whatever. Stacy get well his seen stuff here tacos and buddy does.