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The following program contains adult content crabs language of a sexual manner completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things. You'll wish you could hear if you are under the age of Eighteen. Easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn us off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day cause I was sucking the shit out. Mistake at the signs. Kiedis ruled in ten nine eight seven. Six three Katie's made starts now power to trust. You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you come on Elmo you and now live from rule thirty four studio? I bring you a girl that has to go hard. She can't do anything with it. Soft she is your host to one. The only can kitty low. Hello Hello and welcome to the road. Kinky Katie's role that number two ninety nine. I am your host. Pk Eighty with me. As always is paging Dr STUNK UP DR STUNT COCK MR F C. Okay we are coming to you live from resume. Your Life Dot Com king. Haiti DOT COM RADIO. Dot Net also rule thirty four studios in be lovely Tampa Bay Florida. Well are you guys ready to cut off from your Norman? Just be silly for a little while. Billy just delays. I get a little little little fun. Okay well I suggest you guys get some popcorn. And maybe you favorite cocktail some party favor or was not I have already had it edible and it is definitely kicked in so I am feeling quite nice and silly surveys. Just calling your shot that you're not gonNa have any idea what you're doing or talking about but any time you just slow down at some point. What you're saying. That sounds like we really. Yeah you think okay. Maybe it's me no okay. Well the might start happening after this. You know after the break back that it just be working to be fine. Force you to fucking get with it or you get ready healed endlessly. That's right so I know for sure you'll be. The dictator is are coming are they? Well I don't know if you always say if I pass out I can fix on the face. What are you definitely get Dixon the face? There's no sharpie stamps through you. Don't realize how hard I have to stab you in the face. My own back to really bruise it. I mean it's really overload tile hard. That is really to leave a true mushrooms. I've tried I know you've tried to tried. And they've tried to lie so well hello to our new listeners and much loved to our regular if you guys are new just a little disclaimer that we are not safe. Shut up dollar fifty for my fifteenth birthday terrible. Must as I was saying. We are not safe for work. We don't usually get too serious and we don't do. We don't do political shit so we just have fun. Juvenile relaxed disclaimer. Or whatever I know listening elite how you're invested. Well we also have a brand new tits man coming up for you later as other stuff to talk about coming up after our show at eleven pm there is this is. If you're listening live are okay. Many of you are that there is a drunken disorder reunion so there the whole gang is going to be on their from RAZZ radio deaf.

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So guys stick around. That is what's going on what's happening. Yeah we had. You can't do a soft out. I'M NOT GONNA I'M NOT GONNA be worth a fucking shit after the show couch time and snacks. You make it to the end is what you're saying. Yeah fifty five minutes. You're you're okay now. I know it's time see lease. It wasn't the to our show. Maybe we'll do to show for next week. Three hundred episode. I gotta fix the wire a wire somewhere. That's making a lot of noise when I plugged the no. I just meant just you and I to do the to our show. Thirty for the three hundred episodes of part one and part to break it out about that. Break it up into two hours. Just give them fucking to our to our show. Put My Rogan. Just GonNa Listen Gerard Street. Doing another hour on top of that you know know. I know that's a lot of fucking talking and then doing two of those a day on top of it. Hey can do quite well to spin off for twenty seconds thirty three million views. Holy Hell ridiculous. How popular that that. That podcast is now but I mean I think that's also no it's great so I mean I watch and I love it. I know we don't have an issue with no I don't either. I don't either at all anyway. So Yeah we. We almost got really really mad at a at a little kid. A couple of days ago are back window got busted out by a soccer ball or something a bat for yeah basically you went outside and you're back in your like somebody broke our back window. What eats Saturday afternoon or Sunday afternoon so Sunday afternoon? All the folks that are window get Ryan. I'm like I don't know for a little kid. His mother made him come up to us and actually apologized to us. Is Out now like all right? I can't feel bad because everybody's scared of US anyway. They called me other little kids. Come into lady or did the white devils. He wouldn't even look at me either. He looked at you. I can't even look at that lady. Yeah well what are you? What are you going to do but anyway and especially for that actually worked out for once in life? Somebody did something they completely did not have to admit to doing right like we had no clue You know because we would have no idea because there's a lot of people you know to and fro and a parking lot in an apartment complex. Yeah Yeah so so. You don't know what the fuck happen so I'm getting ready to spend five hundred bucks on the back windshield. I was quite happy to get. And then you go. Okay this lady. Maybe she's not GonNa Pass No. It was amazing. It was like look less than a half an hour. Everything was already talked to trick action hero money in your account. The next day the window showed up and fixed the fucking window. They did actually made an appointment and they came like had to has to be some kind of record for things working out but they didn't work out really. I mean really it sucked but it didn't suck so but it's Kinda like now you know like fuck. Well we're all GONNA get sick now. Things have been working out and as I know we could be on a roll. You know you don't know like a fucking sometimes you get strings of them. At least I do you get strings of major wins. Oh well that happens. Consider getting by Wendover. Okay that time. Owen yeah I have faith in humanity. I have to agree a little more faith than I had. You know last week this time. Well if you guys are all bored and and WANNA talk to each other. During this time of corn teen I suggest you go to dicks by mail DOT COM. The by mail takes by mail and that's by Emma L. E. Yes no M. I. L. MA. I L like like I'm GonNa send you Dick Stuff and if you speak different language I don't know what to say. I don't know how did you that in Chinese characters Japanese characters I. I don't know what you do in Germany. I don't know how that works now. Germany nothing is just like couldn't talk for homepage. Okay this is normal okay. Anyway but Dixie Mail I mean we are not sponsored by them whatsoever. I if you're bored. Have coloring books. Dick's they wait a minute.

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I was I was thinking like you dildo delivery or something like that I mean. That's now this is. This is like fun stuff like they. Did you just hear what you said I did? That's wouldn't explain novelties. But the biggest well I met. I met these silly things. Dildos aren't Sumi. Things dildos are very functional. Things these are things. I we have a three foot. Dildo fucking room. That one is that is a silly thing the ass no the fuck it has not the ass no is a silly item. Any fucking getting around it. It's it's a fucking known as all black looks like a fucking yard dome traveled laws to travel a city. You know it is just form but plug form big black because it has to black lacquer over everything because when you want something to look intimidating so we'll just looks cooler that way really a lot of do like all although the Gigan- tour fuck it till the powerful it's kind of like Maroon purple. What's it like twenty four? I don't even we have. We ever measured it. No but I believe it's two and a half feet really. We are American challenge. Yeah case you WANNA look it up see if you can stuff it up your ass. That's all right. If you do send a picture to Katie. She loves as I KNOW. A girl can get half the head in do but there you. Houston stadio on Youtube. I duNno Shogun Fold. Down I don. I haven't even looked for it now. I I yeah I think I got in trouble for that one too. Yeah that was a long time ago showing somebody getting a three foot. Dildos showed up their ass on the tube. I don't know why bigger round as like a foster can. Why would they have a problem with but didn't see what the way that I the way that I shot the video? Though I didn't the handle voice you couldn't see what was going on. I I take. I added it to at edited. That's a tough one okay. I'm not a professional is the worship other show. I can say worship Sherry I assure. Hey there you go just. It didn't fucking problem. I didn't say edited edited. Anyway we'll back to this. I mean you can send like food you can send them like Jake Food Abaga. Gummy Dixon says bags. But does your text. They like I want 'cause they don't live because what if you like. I don't want you to eat a dick. You like how I want the opposite of the Dick you like. I want you to eat that Dick Anyway. But what I'm saying like. They have the coloring book of. Dick's they've got different. Digs shirts that it's theirs. They have leggings that I want. I want to get him which Dick Bob Barbecue Dick Chinese Dick while they have leggings that are the bottom. Half of the David that sculpture. And it's Oh yeah your show. I like those. I don't know why I want you to wear of hair pants. It makes it look like an ancient set of Dick and balls and it would make my it would make the balls vary three. Got For sure. Well you'd be eating half of Jake. I mean part of that would add up all up in your shit. No I'd have. I'd have ball cleavage man cleavage. Laugh every week. Are you like practicing different laughs at home? What what's going on at home. You will completely change your laughing style for it's funny. Oh well I don't notice it. Does it at all okay self-conscious now think about a glitter pillows as I fucking hate people so anyway you go to that go to that website? L? I can't get any of those although it sounds. It's really the perfect thing. We should SPA. They they should pay US really. They have right because it is. Oh well with the. It doesn't sound like what it sounds like you can get a vibrator watch it's an Emoji vibrator by go fuck yourself and it's the it's Eggplant vibrator it looks like an eggplant okay. And it's it's on nine hundred ninety six you can get Yakovlev L. Yeah okay so the got everything. They have like chocolate.

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Dick's they've got pranks. You can send people glitter bombs but a Dick's confetti. Dick's go everywhere. Dig Flavor Dick Ponzi Flavor. Dick Definitely ass flavor deck if you like that. Adm there was a dip. Dick can fucking an- leg like Dick Sweater head and fucking has a like a dithering in it. Okay you're not making any sense now it's in my head and it's a really gross okay. Good let's leave it there. Yeah so there is one thing that we were laughing about the other day which I thought we really funny to talk about but we were talking about different. A real dolls. We're watching a thing on Netflix. And then was like well. I wonder if they make which I'm sure they do. Like guelff real dull. Oh your grandmother. And I'd like to like great. Granny that's a tougher texture today only think floppy floppy old people skin. Yeah do you do it like the because basically otherwise soft and floppy because the other ones are so realistic the actual like real doll brand real dolls so I wonder if they can do. You don't have to do something on top of like you know the squishy beanie baby material. You know what I mean like the squish squish it all out of that with a thin skeletal uttered either Ed just lots of extra saggy skin for you or even like the stuff that they have in certain stress balls. Okay now well that's GonNa be have to be A late sex doll. You know what I'm saying. Master to really master like true old people skin texture. That's GonNa take some fucking technology. We don't have all the liver spots. You gotta pay anytime you need like that expands technology developer that get some of that Martian fucking technology where you're going to have to do. We got removable teeth. It could be. I don't know how many sex dolls actually have. Tt's and if you and if if you fuck her the wrong way you can break. The hip really easily. But they're meant they're meant to see you easily pop back into place but real authentic sexto. The boobs fall off to the side and like pancake laying down. Why am I doing out? I could get that at home. Fuck fucks year. You ought to just right there. All the fingers locked and arthritis throwing up gang signs lifetime of hand jobs yellow. Toenails you know your. Your mother was probably good at hand jobs. Well it's what they did back in the day. That is true. Gave a lot of hand jobs. Yeah I'll touch it but then we started. Things took a weird turn because then we started talking about dolls with with pussies ice. It'd be granted skull the first thing that came to light. Because that's obviously pussies is your sex doll. Had Pets for is the first thing that you want to do is get fucking like lube some red food coloring and it just fucked share the eye socket and after you're done fucking ice hockey just went like toss it throw it against the wall like Ted Body and just leave it over there late in the corner fucking blood coming out of its Isaak Pussy. So if anything were to ever happen which would definitely become an athlete. Because you can't make this Kinda Shit Up. What are you talking about doing that? Too Real now. Two Zero Person. It's totally different eighty. Well I know but you also talk about just taking a real doll and just make your own whole little side Pussy. Yeah I know that pussies fresh 'cause I just made that whole. Wow that's the thinking right. It totally rare. It is psycho killer. What are you talking about how you realize a real doll is B despite the name? It's not really person I know. They're really really nice people so whatever I do. That doll is between me and the doll and the dog can't say a mother fucking thing 'cause it's made out of fucking plastic and rubber. Some of them can't talk now. Okay they don't touch me. I do not consent. You know and I can. I like it when you say that you get like the insult version. You know what I mean the rape dolls when you touch screen.

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I don't date short guys. Oh God you're tickets so small. Yeah you have to try to hold her down to fucker. She starts to flail with toucher drill great then when you put your hand over her mouth put pressure she goes. I like how act like. There's not another man out there immediately thinking yes. I would fuck that Izhak it. Of course it would you know what I mean. Maybe they wouldn't go spend you know. Five thousand dollars reals all if if you had unlimited funds and money didn't media anyway and you could just snap your fingers and have it. Why not have it and then fuck fuck fuck do is get yourself some blood lube and fucked at eye socket and there's two of them yet. That's what I'm saying. You can have multiple nights without actually cleaning it that way you could play. You could play captured captured prisoner. And you already fucked one eye-socket and you could leave her in the little cage in the corner and then you can pull her out. She's already bloody like from the day before you know what I mean but you could still fuck a clean ice bucket and share your fingers. The other side Oh No it's still juicy from yesterday. Though slut ely take her outside and put her into Jabber. Push Theater as to. Yeah but after you fucked the Izhak. It's really what's left. Is You gotTa work up to that? Because you've got to leave that for the Coupe de I fucked you pussy. You showed up with. Obviously you want me to fuck your eye socket. I mean you're a real doll. You don't want anything you're not. You're you're not real so it doesn't matter what I do to you. WanNa be a real boy. You coach Japan a please. Just take out my memory please. F- I wonder how many people are like what's that starry starry. But are you talking about? What is what do you mean real boy? It was GRIMM's fairytales. There's always the the weird dark ones. The Gremlin yeah are they yeah. I don't know I don't. I mean yeah I know but I don't know that's just the way kids stories used to be. I know everything was dark. Even Disney movies were like really dark. Lar- they're not as as dark as they used to be okay. There's always some weird shit. Somebody's dying well. In the first mother always dies. Well it used to be anyway. I mean you had rape you had fucking I mean it was all imprisonment and just the way life was back then. Yeah people were assholes. Take your baby. That's what would happen. Fuck you should never rounded women calling him witches. Meanwhile we're all just high. A sudden fucking wheat mold grew and everybody's eating bread laced with LSD. They're all tripping balls drowned and bitches not even knowing what's going on burning them live. She's a witch. Obviously you're looking at your face look at it. It's melting changing. Look we all see it right right. Yeah and we see it. Look Brad I chat with her telling her all right so there's GonNa be a new dip shit theater that it will be posted momentarily privately tomorrow. Why are why? Don't you explain Theater Shit Theater Speed Stiffen yes. Dip Shit theater is when someone gets me on Facebook Messenger and we have a little chat and then they start getting weird and either they could be getting completely rude perverted but or just just pissing me off or just. We'll just obnoxious. I start to fuck with them and then I tell them they're going to be posted and they're going to be blocked. Whatever and I do basically. That's what happened so I'm just GonNa Start it from where the Pissy nece got got to me. Okay I was trying to sleep and I got a facetime ringing.

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You love the fuck you love Damnit so faith. I declined it mealy called. Did it again. Declined it third time? I said please don't face time you without asking. I I said wow I'm surprised I can use messenger now. I say that because I got to three days suspension for God knows what they said. They said it to post from February post from March unlike. It's the march and they wouldn't even tell me what it was so apparently I don't know what the problem is. There's only three days so someday someday you will cease to watch to take part in their little club and then you don't have to worry about their stupid rules. Whatever saying yourself not anyway so after. I said that I'll tell you when it's not him. Okay I'm asking. I WanNa play play with me. I want to see your big tits. Send me picks no more orders for amuse. You'd be a good bitch and keep your mouth shut and do as you're told bring it bring it being in Tampa. You're under lockdown. No are you alone. Are you bored. I WANNA see your tits if you WanNa facetime me. Then you need to be topless please. I need jerk off fuel. He threw of leasing. They're already said please. I need your fuel my response. I said who the fuck do you think you are? Do you honestly think that talking to me like this is going to get you anything you want. Sometimes it works. Whatever I was. I was not in the mood. He says because I was. I was in my bitchy bitchy week fucking anyway. He says play with me or play the game. I said no choice. Someone I stress someone else. You're rather obnoxious. He says okay. You make the rules. I'm fun when I I'm fun. Something ground to work said. You're not fun and as soon as allowed on facebook or blocking you women you know nothing about me. You're mean and you suck blocked me. I don't care your loss. She should really really watching horn. Should really send me this grant and have me do the veil voice because I think I could bring life to really when you're just doing it. I'm not I'm not feeling it I well. Gee I'm sorry I'm just not feeling well. Wow I'm not hearing it into I've just hearing what voice my God. I'm just giving you a suggestion for next time because there's always the next time let's charters always the next time next time you could say here's your script and I could read it because I could make it. Sound a little sexier second that I might be able to get you to agree. I didn't want it to sexy. I could use his scripts and still make a good. I think I could do that really. I'm pretty sure could. Oh I'm GonNa find you one of the more heinous ones every time we've ever done this every time we have done this you you by the end of it. You always go. Yeah you know what is a lot better what you said I. Yeah I kind of get it when you do. Maybe because I'm a little biased and I you're not fucking you haven't been annoying me. I use all the toys are all the tools in my toolkit that I can possibly use and if that's your personal feelings and that's where I'm going to use of course okay. Well it's just a it's a bad example is what I'm telling you because I can say things to you and you take completely different. Well that is very true. And that's like a lesson in life stupid not talking to you. I'm talking too stupid people who write you stupid shit. You know what I mean expected to work. If they don't expect it to work you know what I mean. If they're just having fun just to get you go fuck off. You'd like to see Michael. Yeah I mean that's a maneuver to. You're just saying something to get a girl to go. Go Fuck yourself earn block you because you know you pissed off whenever anyway so nosy fun with it. We'RE GONNA go to episode of rule thirty four when we come back. We've got something that I I I don't get it anyway and a new tits man and crush sack. I'll tell you what that is. This um young. It's time basically and refreshing snack. I was just I just kinda thinking the other day and I. I don't know why it was self blame it on. I don't WanNa hurt your girl brain. I'm sorry I'm fragile. So treat me like a little princess that rages any female what you say some shit like that like the fire go there is. I will rip your fucking balls off. Well I'm just fucking with you. I'm sorry and not have and then when you know she's already passed and you're like calm down.

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You want me to treat you like I treat guys you know what I mean. And that's what I do two guys that I like. I fucked with them. No I mean really I mean just two hours ago. You referred to me as you mean do that. Oh that's right that's gonNa tell her life baby sound like a monster. My name free around the house. But what did you to say the two? You're doing to call you that. You know as a reward of up as cars from saloon. Would you be global. The older crowd is going men to be Katie's world raspberry live dot com. Can you kidding? Radio DOT COM radio dot net twitter later ag he. Katie Radio Radio DOT COM MELT DOT COM. They start Kinky Katie radio. Just Google me. It's so lacking plus you'll be able to see some nudity not take it. You're going to be bored at home jerk off. I don't care what. My goodness gracious fucking. What do you do in your fucking stared? I mean that's just weird. Stop looking at me. I don't look at you. Do I contact like some people. Like to do broadcast podcast. Whatever and they like to look at the person to have a conversation and I am having a conversation but it's better if I just listened to you that way I am working with what everybody's fucking hearing. You know what I mean. We're making eye contact week. It'd be having a completely different bucket conversation. It's an format is what I'm saying so I have to listen to it in the way that everybody else is listening to hear. Take what you're I look over and you're looking at me like you're GonNa fuck in your planning away to get me to eat the poison food so you can stuff to. Jijel up my ass when I fall asleep already. Have that plan to see how much exactly what you were looking at me. Like you're ready to enact your fucking plan Terry. Maybe a little I this this is. This is fucking believable. I saw this story there. Is this woman. She befriends the serial killer who murdered her. Mother says now he's like a father to her. What yeah what the Fuck. I Burke Vert Debt I. I don't know what's going on people's minds but I really don't either. I her mother a care but I should. I care if she doesn't care there's even this evening a picture of her bahide looks like a very scary. Santa Claus Carry Santa Claus. But what are you? What are you trying to say? Katie. What's wrong with scary Santa Claus? Well no now I mean some would say of married scary scary fucking Santa Claus. Some people would say like Amish focused Santa Claus thank Santa Claus. Okay to beard. The white beard does nine Santa Claus. Okay maybe I guess anyway. Well she he's looking at her like all crazed and she's got her hands like planning around like she's choking him and she's looking at the at the camera lack gir- look you guys are fucking sick. What are we? What are you talking? Oh you're these serial killer banger. Yeah well here again. It's her mother so if she wants to bang her mother's killer. Then what am I? Who Am I know not paying father? She's not saying unless you go. Fuck my father me.

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Maybe her. Her mother knew that her father was begging her and she always hated her mother. Maybe her mother's Day the whole fucking wire action on her. Yeah maybe she didn't care about her mother at all this baby. This dude bucket totally liberated her. Maybe it was like fucking psycho you know what I mean. Yeah maybe it was you. Give me such a favor. Yeah so I mean maybe maybe he fucking saved her from a life of beatings. She got all of her. We don't know that's what I'm saying We probably not probably. She's just bagging. Her mother's killer. She's got that's the way she's definitely. White Lady and serial killer. We know that's a white guy because that's the way it goes usually kidnap people. Do Weird Shit. You know what I mean. We'll set it. That is generally a white person. Shed what do you mean you ate his head his Dick to a great hope but he he totally totally told me. I could eat as DAG. I mean that's why he came over was we were going to each other but I just killed him. Then aided stay 'cause I told him I wanted to head after but I didn't tell them which because I saw this whole thing on the Internet where they give you a half of a pigs and I wanted to do the same thing with Bob. Wanted his Dick in his head. I want to go somewhere. I WANNA make it. I want to pick head I do. I WanNa see that whole thing. I'm looking at me. You Know Jabari fees cooked them and so okay you can have the head if we ever cook another whole pig a you can take that now that you've seen the process of cooking a whole bag in person like you you you and your brother. You well you and your brother both were like oh no no problem. I'll stay up with you. Watch the paying all night. I'd take within the first two hours. You guys fucking drank too much passed out. Yeah both of you. I look around. It's two in the morning. I have to like eleven twelve and I don't think it was done till three or four and it really wasn't even done. I should've cooked at another hour but assholes wanted to eat well to fuck Flou- well just saying I want appreciated. I wanted more pig pig time. Well it was appreciated that you did it. It was delicious. It was yes anyway. Welcome to pig. Talk this fucking remember. I don't know how we got there. I really don't Gosh. Hey porn hub is being really nice again and we talked about last week. How or I think it was last week or something when The porn hub was being giving their yeah Italy there little effect since United States as always. We're number one. New Gregory are number one in corona virus action. I'm sure everybody has don't WanNa be reminded of that. World War but worldwide and people listen to US worldwide. It's all the same everywhere so anyway I'm just saying the porn hub is giving their their premium is now free for everybody every but early. Well stay home and expand it. Watch Porno. That's GonNa do it. I think it's GonNa US right over the top. I hang up saving the country they are. They are one one time. I don't WanNa know what it is. I'M GONNA have to figure out what you get for premium porn. Because I don't hit the even come close to the bottom of the barrel and regular Freeport like I'm not I'm not going. Hey where do I find more of this that I'm not already finding more of that for nothing? Why why would you? Hey I don't get it. I'm like violently against paying for pornography but these days come on girls China work hard. Okay pay whatever problem. No sorry well. Hey if I feel like sending you a buck I'll send you a buck but other than that you put it up for free so guess what. I'm watching it for free. Well we put up stuff for free. What did we you know what I mean? Yeah I don't I don't begrudge anybody going fuck you. I don't want to pay for that. I totally feel the same way. No I understand but guys do that though guys find points stars they like and like you know yes Hadrian. Another totally happens I have. I'm not saying that I'm a porn star by no means. I'm just saying though but I've got I've got fans that send me stuff. Yeah so I mean there's totally ways to do that if you want to support your fucking favorite favorite whatever person person of a non gender fuck it and I'll cut ever.

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We're not getting to this or let's go to your favorite. Let's go to your favorite segments thereby Danny by boobs in and on the news off it's time once again for Shit. This tits man comes from Britain this fifty year old woman. She spends all of her money from her divorce on this. You want Britain's biggest boobs you already one. She's gone to ams or something you are. You totally tried to recycle. Chits man look at you go. Yeah you just that like two weeks ago. Did I really dead is? It is an AMS. No noser big movies. Oh my God I did I do God. Wow so you you know you actually did. You proved what happens. All the time is receipt it out and they're presented very nicely and then when you get them home you find out it's all a big lie to same thing you've resented like you were going to have these these. These fluffy Nice boobs and we came in and now it's all it's all push up. Bra and padding sorry also think it's I think it's hit man. I also think it's funny that I showed you a picture that I did topless. And you're like you're fucking looking. They totally photo shopped. I know you don't really have the technical capability I know how to do that. I don't even notice filters even adjusting the color of anything here phone out. You put it down you push the fucking Biden and whatever you want to fuck you to do flasher. Novas camera around either side. Could you full motion video or still pictures? That's right well anyway. I was like it's all about the angle. No it really was my God. I was like holy. Jesus you're like ten times bigger than they I. I have extensive knowledge in your boobs. Yeah I really know them well and I'm looking at this picture and i. how the Fuck did you. When did this happen? Where was I see so then you know you guys you can just put your head on my lap. And then like look up. Let's look like your cats most of the cat. The kittens sleep like right on Katie. I can't Omar staring up the BOOB right at her. I cannot believe the littlest one flo dear little looking face. He started to need my stomach on the couch and then he started. Need my boob in China fucking suckle On the outside of my shirt. We're doing what do you mean? Weirdo? What are you talking about? That's the fucking perfect place to suckle. Look that's the actual suckling spot. And you are his mother. I mean really. Let's let's connect the dots here. It's not his fault that thing right in his face no he puts it in his own phase. You you were asking for it now. My Guy would it right in his face. He's just a dumb kit. What does he know he's like? Oh Mommy Nipple energies on it to get him. There's a thing way way. Did you like it is the question of Yeah I love to Sandpaper. Taga so good. That's horrible horrible. Could never trust a cat to like do the shit that debt. You always hear the girl down. The street did with the dog and the peanut butter like. Yeah what I'm telling you is. You really could not trust a cat to do. The same thing cannot saying that you would want to. What I'm saying is if you hear a story about a cat licking peanut butter off of some girls Coochie. It's probably not true. 'cause you know a cat would just bite the Shah Coochie? They would who lake there would be like like I. Because that's their fucking murder. Animals like fucked up conversation. No it's not. We're not advocating it. Actually we're saying it's probably not gonNA work and don't seventy fucking videos of it out. Oh no you get all tiger guy on it. Oh God you know you totally know. He's done that with the fucking cubs you know. He's Kabul some tuna fish off of his deck. Oh no that's awful.

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I know it would be totally awful. Would teach you. That's fucked up shit to think about Well I'm just saying that most of the people out there that I've seen that netflix documentary. Same thing well put it past him. We we just we how do we know? How do we know it didn't happen off anyway? There's there's a website we've talked about before it's called wish and you can find some really like fucked up weird stuff on it. And they suggest I don't know what kind of algorithm that the Chinese virus-laden fucking Shit. But they suggest some off the wall. Shit well four sixty to eighty percent off. You can get a sexy pouch bikini bag. What's Pouch what this is? It's a bathing suit for men but it's a little pouch. Just put your Dick Balls in and tight around your route literally like a coin purse. Yup You took a little mini bucket crown. Royal Bag it. Just that's exactly what it looks like that shit off. I would have a hard time like if I was still drinking. Not Walking by somebody at slapping their being bag. Because it's just sitting there like like you know what I mean. Look at it. It looks like they have a hacky. Sack fucking glued to their pubis to. That's what they there's a guy that used to go to the castle it goes to the castle goes by the name of the governor. He wears those yes. He's like usually like a little negligee or Ted and don't tell me you didn't think about just giving it all digital has me bag like smack like what I'm saying so if guys were walking out in those and I would have been drinking I can carry it to you I would have done it to somebody it would happen and you know. I would have made them laugh about it to you. Bet It's funny. Probably there was a thing. They said that the Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippo. So that they may be restoring Columbia's ecosystem way way now I didn't even know the public- coke cocaine Hippeau says that he bought from cocaine money and they were just. Yeah okay. Well I'm thinking they were doing. Hungary have hose and likely to eat cocaine. And I'm I'm thinking about coked up fucking Hippopotami like those things are assholes already and they're like urban wars but they're supposedly are like some of the biggest assholes there are they look here but here they murder balls if you're anywhere near them and they can run surprisingly fast swim surprisingly fast so you get chuck by the giant potatoes. Yes thing doesn't even like eat. You got killed by a fucking urban core. I mean how bad his life when you get killed by. A fucking herb. This things take. We'll take down in gator. That's what I'm saying. They're entirely aggressive. I think I had heard like more people die of hippo from bottomless is then you like lions and I heard that too. I watching that with you okay. Well we heard it from the same source fucking reasonable and makes they look like totally aggressive fucking sea cows giant fucking round cylindrical teeth. Yeah well they there was the Pablo Escobar. He had four of them and they said that nearly eighty hippos are the descendants from these from these four hippos that were set free when do died while they were all coked up Jennifer God damn buttered up got have have hose buttered up. Let's get really horny. We're being charged. That's like that's sad. I don't know if I want to see a coke to have. Oh I I don't think I've seen a few bars tonight. I fucked one hundred ten to be one. Know you're definitely a meat eater. No doubt no doubt. Oh my God. This is such a fucked up night. What they've been doing for for years now and some people are just discovering it but if you are missing out going to strip clubs because they have now shut. Those down talked about last time. How they're been well. We're not open anymore. Strip clubs are just not a lot of fun when you say six feet away. Just saying yeah. That's kind of how it is in most places here in Tampa like beneath the table dances.

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I don't understand why Tampa was always known for having good. I mean don't get it either. Never Find Answers. Yes and there are fine looking women that are dancing but but you know either. I'm used to. I WanNa see that fucking pussy. What are you what are you doing? I want you ben over lip spread. If you're not doing that route in Strip club I mean either. It's full liquor and not full nudity. Or It's no liquor and full nudity friction. They don't they don't tackle anyway. Like what is that. I'd like we. I was so used to you. Know Fort Lauderdale Miami West Palm Beach Strip clubs. Where Strip clubs? Yes they were negative friction. Dance involved the actual friction. There's drugs alcohol and lots of stuff going on stains all over your pant leg when you would snail trails. It would happen. Snap Charles on your slacks part of that could have been from the guy who got you know? Back Room Service. Yeah I couldn't be definitely was no doubt I don't really understand that means. Yes you do know you till you totally know what that means. They're listening to our show. They're not you know. Strippers Keg around Saran. Wrap I mean not not all are like that but what I'm saying is you know. There's there's like dirt pile down around here. I think they might be and I think in really just like dirty CD places as this series to other less dirty and CD and I just think it's funny though we used to bring people to strip clubs down south we had never been to way down South Strip club and they're like what the fuck is going on. What do you mean what's going on? This is of severe hammered. You just dug a dollar inside her butthole which we have talked about will get you thrown out most of the time some places even to frown upon that will they all frown on it but definitely there were definitely places that were like now. Whatever I've always wanted to shove dollar bill up that girls asked to and she's being bitchy that she doesn't exactly it was like no she didn't Jaggi to Katie. It's abusive you guys are just not nice. Pentothal US no well because the way I see it when somebody is obviously patty the daytime stripper like like and and obviously he's having a rough time of life and you can tell it's all over like there is no doubt you know. Yeah you can't you can't save that. There's nothing I can do to help her. At this point you know what I mean. What what's your real name peaches. Let me help you as Ob- you obviously are having an issue. Now that's an you gave her the number that that Jesus Prayer Hall I owe you wrap a dollar bill around your finger showed up her ass. Detach what you do do that with the Christian phone number. My Aunt Little Morbid Bible quotes news. Yeah don't do that anyway. But there's some strip clubs up here where you can watch online and you can tip them online and there's also a maker rain button. Wanted Me Green? I'm sure there's lots. There's been lots of those discovery one if you want to see some naked bitches. Whatever cam girl Shit's going going crazy right? I'm sure Oh yeah absolutely I you know people say that and yet. I'm sure there was an early boost but I'm sure that you know come on now. All the kids are running around. Like how much time are you going to spend right like like even even our podcast? How many people are going to listen to our shit driving around work it out. There generally not sitting in their living grow would quit their wife around or maybe the wife is without the husband knowing we get a lot of that. My my husband doesn't know I I listen to you guys and I'll but really love it. It's funny there's this one couple though that they both listen. I'm like tell each other. No no I listen. I'm going to be but you can't tell them violate to trust. I had a woman on facebook. She's like she's like. Please tell me what's going on. Let me live my fantasy through you. She's like what's it like being in quarantine without children. Oh Gosh she's killing us these can you? Can you take naps? She can you.

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Can you shower can you? Can you eat wherever you want? Naked have sex. Well yes all of those things. Can you have a child to take care of me? But I you know somehow somehow remodeling bathrooms is in essential for his job. Here and Florida. I need my day install. Well apparently it is so apparently got a half to go to people's bathrooms in the middle of a virus storm. Yeah so yeah. That'd be great to be awesome. Every time he comes home like shower in the shower. I mean you know. It's not like I'm kamikaze live people's houses I it seems backwards touchy things. Y- It seems like not a very good idea what I'm saying. I'm saying that publicly now has to be you know it's because I had I had to. I gotta make a living like what no I hear. They say there's a bill and whatever but a when I see somebody collect fucking check like a regular check from unemployment or something you know. Then I will refuse to go into people's houses but it still that boy I have to show. I really don't have a fucking option. If somebody lets me go to work is willing to pay me got to have to go do it. Yeah there's an yet another weird bump plug that's out that you can get. It's called the ultra mega. But not the ultra mega but mega boogie balls but plan adults only mature. Bcsm Hall's show droopy of why now. When I say drooping I mean shaggy it's on to free long sits more than a foot or about a foot that hangs up. They look next. Large low hanging truck. Nuts taffy happy that you see them to in movies on the beach. Somewhere in the northeast. Yeah it's it's some Salt Water Taffy. Pull it looks. It doesn't even look like nuts. They didn't do a very good representation. They didn't know they could have just had a regular ball sack and then ended the last time. You know they just yeah. They need. They needed to do something different. I'm Lana Press. Although you could beat somebody's ass with Avera fuck it saggy. Nuts thing at Ho- APP. Just say how embarrassing would that be? I'm just saying I'm just saying like if you're rapist and you've got to raise some check and she beats your ass with a fucking parasite fucking put some lead lead steal balls inside the nuts and beat you fucking beach you fucking platoon style. Wait a minute mini. Since it's there so long and she could put like Ben Wa balls in the balls because those are those are steel and she could stick it up or buts swing round. Pop them up at her pussy so they're like always a holster and all about fucking Shaolin Temple style. That's right. This bitch was the Shaolin Prostitute. Check and like a Bolo. We just watched a video the other day taking his Shaolin fucking Whatever THEY BUNK exam his final ten years as dudes been fucking study and Shit at doing shit? And if you fail it you just gotTa wait another three years. Hello three years. That's crazy getting your life to jumping on a muggy stick. Oh God that was insane it was just like I actually did really impressive. That's weird shit and it's cool though anyway. I oh we are out of here for the night. There is the reunion coming up after this so stick around and I believe that radio chaos is hosting it. So that's our radio. K A O s dot net. That's where you want to check it out all right Hope you guys have a wonderful rest of whatever you're doing and that you're staying away from people and Just careful when you fuck se. Yeah that that would be something nice. You know I kind of like my fan base. So don't I hope everyone sees great awesome non board talk you later. Oh don't try to cut your own banks. It's not worth it. Everyone will be SINEAD O. Pondered avenues pregnant balls. All roads were GONNA die facemask tacos anybody does.

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