Kinky Katie's World #296 Prehensile Dick

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The following program contains adult content Kraz language of sexual manner completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things. You'll wish you could on here. If you are under the age of ten easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality please turn off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day because I was fucking. The Shit Outta girl is a hottest bit Bentley Young Scholarship Shit Katie's grilled in ten nine eight seven six. Three Katie's starts now. How are you ready to trust sex? You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you come on Elmo. Y'All and now live from rule. Thirty four stadium. I bring me like girl that has a thing for flaming `Virgin Kant's here she is your host the one the only can key kitty fellow. Hello Hello and welcome to the show kicking number two ninety six. Hi I'm your host. Katie it with me as always my favorite plus covered fucked this year. We are coming at you from three or four studio in lovely Tampa Bay Florida Florida. Oh Anyway we have got a fun show for you today. You stories around the web and our usual semi bottom Ta da I I have a little more excitement and energy at Malaysia. Your slightly Tokyo slightly domain. Your little league crowd Edibles are a little stronger this around and they were before to tell you about that. Yeah Oh you know so. You're pulling me like oh about that tell you. I didn't know what you were getting into. You didn't announce it so you know what I'm getting. I don't know what you know the time so I didn't take this. How you that you might WanNa check the you know how much you're taking but you didn't. Yeah so so. We have a brand new this man for you today as well as lots of things to talk about and some announcements and also. I. We're going to have a little. I love you segment. Yeah what are we doing? What do you mean I W I love you? We will get there okay. He will see sounds really. Sounds a little touchy feely to me. I mean are we. Are we going in a in a lovey-dovey a direction now? Is that like to creative to do? Creative of the show is just lovey-dovey no no no. We're still going to have you know like pig callers at NASA fucking okay shuffle butter. Wow Hey I wasn't even familiar. With turbulence anal sex byproduct right okay squish. Hurry drip so yeah we. We just went and had a another round of tattoos over at Atomic Tattoos and Orlando by Mr Brian dewitt. And I'm very happy I finally. I got my Virgin Mary. Kitty which number ASCII which Brian had named it. The Virgin meow Ari. Well what you're saying. Is You got a tattoo of a cat. We used to have the died right. It's race is on a virgin. Mary that was you. Were trying to say yes. It's her it's her face and her paw on the body of her G. Mary okay with her favorite Cowboy sacrilegious. Really you think you're disrespecting somebody's spirituality I don't care I mean it doesn't say it is the Virgin Mary. It's just in a robe really a cat and a blue blue robe was. Oh Toy allowed. Yeah whatever sure. And it's got some it's got fucking hierarchy. Flames are out for crying out loud and roses anymore really. You don't even know. That's not even hot rod flames anymore. They are they are. They are okay. It's very legible anyway. Yeah well you can see the picture on twitter and you could figure out whether you know. I mean I was trying to explain to Katie.

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We weren't sure if our cat was origin. Our cat was a very this cat was. We don't know what they did when we weren't around. We have no fucking clue if I learned anything about things with holes. Fuck things that don't have holes. You know it. They go around and they fuck things. Sometimes you don't know okay so apparently my cat has masturbated around the whole house but that is still whatever it doesn't matter poor. Little thing has gone now. She can stuck out at night. Whatever our very own. Se is having a birthday very soon. So we're GONNA wish him a happy birthday have you well. Yeah 'cause it's between now and the next show so okay or whatever. You're listening to a future date. That has nothing to do with anything. When is now then maybe next week? Maybe next bugs definitely not right now. Now you can say for sure. It's not right now not today. Maybe we can we anyway. Hello to all the new listeners. And everyone who is still listening. I have a lot more of you. That are interacting with me and I do read your emails. Just letting you know like this one. We have getting love in love from Canada lately Canadia. Yeah represent hard so hard things in Florida surviving. The winner in the West Coast is mostly rain. Loving your show you an. Sec are so awesome. Make my day so much better on the construction site. I'm up to episode sixty seven loving you guys now. The the point earlier episodes are I don't know about ways you know everything's a progression and if you listen to it in rivers or you Benjamin Button your way through the the key. Katie as he wasn't really go ahead and do that. I wasn't smoking weed as much okay earlier. Yeah but you were just your normal peace L. Retarded nece. Thanks well now. At least you have something to blame. It says because also caught up on the new ones have opened me to a whole new look at sex in kink always thought the crazy stuff that floated around my head made me weird turns out. There's a lot of people just like me. Well first of all it does make you weird. But that's Okay. That's what we're saying weird. There's nothing wrong with how there's other weird people for sure yes. There's lots of degrees of weirdness. There are levels. There's no doubt there's no doubt he's happily married and hoping to one day open up. His wife's is a little bit. Have you ever seen the clockwork orange? You know I want to open up wide enough to get the whole load right in there. I don't want to spill out honey. We're going to have to pull the lids up a little to make some sides out. It added friends. Can he liked his eyeballs licked? And you like to lick eyeballs. Y- you know it's not the end of the world. I guess I mean I know I know I don't get it for someone but at least that's something that you you can possibly go ahead with. You know what I mean like. What the corona virus will there's some things at or something I could say ahead of time. Hey I'm not going to be ended that so You know if you have to do that with me to be with me. Then you know we. Can't you know we're not GONNA do that? But looking eyeballs out. No you might be able to talk me into that at some point so I'm not like violently opposed to it. I'm definitely not into it but hey I might be willing slozer contact. Oh God oh oh well you just trying to make sure I have the corona virus that I definitely give it to you like it. There is no doubt in the world that you did not receive it. Go to see a little more but I love that you guys are now are using my my little closing bid. He says stealing this review kisses on your pink parts will look I. I did respond. Good message I responded emailed back when you respond to a lot of people if you want to get all of our say hi. Sorry if you WANNA say hi to say hi to her and she'll tell me because as he doesn't do social media sometimes I tag them and stuff on twitter but not usually cause would be fair to wide. I just don't do social like that. Let alone on media. It's with or without media relic really. You know I'm in my own bubble where I like to be in my bubble. Your voluntary quarantining okay. I was doing that a while ago so I don't think it has anything to do which is really not true either. Be Prepared always have spare. You'd think I would be though definitely fit to fucking Demographic you like if you looked at me you know he's definitely has a stockpile of ammo in food and Maurice to last about eight months.

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Oh and speaking of I mean another team. The kind of goes very well with with. Sc's look what you would kind of hat first thing before you talked to him. His Tattoo he got a Viking skull with a red flaming beard. Flaming beard does a pretty good likes flavor. I like it. It's pretty gas. Yeah that's what I'm talking about. So we're both swollen Soledad painful touch the arm and then I see at least. I'm getting really. I'm getting better instead of just like hey like I usually do just smack you know exactly. I catch myself. I don't do it go. We also a dominatrix that is heavily into an literal ball. Busting by the Weiner remarks. Palmos really I wanNA strive on the big Weiner fellow now so she. She's very. She thought it was funny and I told her. I said I admit I did not make that up or did not make that I hate. I hate to break it to anybody. I don't know nothings made up. Just saying is anything really original. Is it really whatever you pick? Shut up as you go through life. Waco's put it in little baggies. And then you re use it throw it away to come back with more shit. We might have a sponsor I think said that last time you get excited. I do get excited. I haven't figured out how to do that to make that work right. So we're not. We're not ignoring things. Were just trying to figure things out. See what's going on exactly you know Today is International Women's Day. Okay so I just want to say or whatever you're listening to it's probably international today but let's just have a shout out for International Women's Day every time of the year it is. We missed it. That's right you were supposed to bring flowers or something but you forgot where you happened. Well it's International Women's Day you think right now you're not supposed to bring flowers to national women's what if would you go to bed at night? It's like the Menstruation Maven. She leaves tampons and pads and cookies for you when you wake up in the morning day. Vibrators all pointy objects are stored safely away from them. No sharp things no weapons and they've been removed. So you're safe I'll ever deadpool. She fucked on a national women's Day with a strap on remember that from. That's a pretty whiz tagging seat with Ryan Reynolds for Christ's sake. No it makes total sense now that you mentioned not everything that idea that is it makes sense so I don't blame you. I find new stuff to masturbate to. I'm just saying the other day. Wow I was just thinking I I sit there on the couch. I was looking through porn kind of go through my usual stuff at just wasn't I mean nothing. I was on lake. Pays like forty eight of them. Just like Jesus Christ. There's nothing nothing do it. I went to a different website to yeah it was like so then. I was thinking of some other things looking around even went to a couple couple of things. I haven't visited like I haven't been to the milking machines while talking about it on the last show so where they put actual milking machines that he put on couch and a guys are sticking them on their Cox. Suck it away doesn't sound save. I don't know what the milking technology is. I'm not sure how it works and I know we do it to cows so we should be like willing to stick wieners. But I you know I. I have never done that so I don't think I count. I don't WanNA stick my day into Miller and like people have these contraptions here. They have They rigged up Pena's pumps with regular pumps so they have a penis pump on their decades. It's like sucking their cock but it's got section so it's it's a milk but clear. Plastics can okay so when they're cock explodes and a giant mass of fucking bloody mass inside. You could see it. It's like a hotdog microwave just as clouds night they don't really anyway. Well Anyway. You just dirt dirt there flashlights. I just I guess if you do it yourself over I mean you're out you're out in Iowa on the fire and you just want to stick your take into machine and that's what you gotta do.

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You GotTa do something. I'm going to say the sheep worn out Katie. Like why would you do that? That's machinery lay judges not sound at all. I use a lot of machinery. And they do. Actually they do. Have these like like. They almost look like parking meters. But they're Dick Suckers. I mean there's something different about putting a body part completely inside of a machine you know what I mean like sticking your finger like sticking something in it they could be gone is different for putting it in you. Oh God that reminds me of when that girl that used to work in the Seafood Department right next to me when I was in the Deli and she got her hand caught in the meat. Tenderizer SEE THERE. You go see. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about something POPs. Apart inside and the little thing that does the sucking like like fucking you know that it just something. It doesn't sound like a good idea but if that's what you WANNA do how fun video because I definitely want proof I wanna see you lose your Dick if you lose your deck from a budding. Amilkar on it. I want to watch it. I think that should be like mandatory. If you're going to do that you have to make sure we all get to see it. Just as disclosure. If you're planning on doing this doing doing this we did not tell you to do that. Oh I definitely told not to do this but if you do video do yeah. Yeah no I mean. That's just common courtesy. If you'RE GONNA be stupid it make sure there's a camera on you so we can all laugh at your death. Yeah it's kind of like a more gruesome jackass especially when everybody around. You said. Do not do that. Sounds like a stupid thing might put Saul in your there. You go put the kids in. The hall are actually coming back there. They've confirmed and I've seen it every fucking place online coming to the Amazon. I'm not kidding. Very clear memories of kids in the hall so fucking love that show. Okay I you know I hear you and I know I know I've seen it but like nothing. Is I crush your head? Okay that sticks out there may be other. Things would but that was like in the nineties nineties eighties. Maybe it'd be like a responsible thing ever because I I can't do a lot of. I can't multi task very well right now. I know I know I know here. It is nineteen eighty eight. Oh eight to ninety five okay. So we're both right okay Yeah so I don't know fuzzy period really and I like to and I did say that when they when they did the They would do like they were office. Women and fully just made like an accident look just like a woman like he could totally pass. And if you've ever heard kids hall obviously they're Canadian sketch show like post. Sctv SETV SETV way. Somebody said Hey. We should do something. Yeah Yeah Canadians. Yeah living color with like five. Canady Dude Stupor. Gay only one of them. I know right. This was before like seventy percent of the male population was already slightly effeminate. Like this right moat. Most most men tried to act like what they thought men were supposed to act like. You know what I mean. Sh he was trying to closet himself. Probably no no he was he was just talking about the rest of them. In general shady of them could be gay. I don't even know that's true. I I like there was a man who pretended to be gay to fucking get friends with the lesbian. During their no commute daily on a train and then he wanted to be friends with the lesbian so he pretended to be gay pretended to be gay to get to get to be friend her to get and then rapes her. Oh he just wanted to rape her yes he wanted to. Fucker gained her. Trust by saying I'm gay and then He. He offered her a ride home. One day after fucking China plant the seed and that he choked her out and raped her. Does he did dwell? I no way to bring them fucking plane down there Katie. Well no I'm lady gets raped. That's the punchline but the Dude said it was consensual sex but he got convicted. That's the happy anyways. Have the the you know what the evidence and it's such a horrible thing to say. That is awful. Well it's a horrible thing to say. I don't know why you'd say that. I don't know I'd say well you just because you don't know did what we don't know not uh-huh I'm talking about in general you know. That's the dicey part about. That's why women had one of the reasons why women have such a hard time with shit like that is because dude will always go.

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I don't know. Do we have any proof? Did he raise your? Maybe it was consensual. Maybe just got a little rough L. It is it's so awful L. Yes how do you know she had duct tape on her mouth? I WANNA I WANNA know the line of thinking behind his. You know a in my experience. Als- Well Am. I experienced. What happens a lot of times in gay men and lesbian aren't necessarily automatically going to be friends? Oh I really hate to tell you. They may be on opposite ends of a lot of ideological things. Yeah it's it's not. It's not very common for lesbians to really be close with gators. You don't see it. I don't see it a lot. An yes. My my sister did brought to my brother's wedding sparks. But you definitely can't like just assumed that woman's GonNa to be okay with you if you're a gay man. That's a you know that whole that whole bit with the with the Chapelle. The Dave chapelle special where he was talking about all the different Sexual Orientation Gender car wherever when I was like. That's just wrong. No it's pretty damn accurate. If you ask me I mean you know what happened to the to the to the days where you know you wanted to rape somebody so you just throw them down right there and raped them and said fuck you. Nobody will believe you anyway. Oh yes what happened to those days and went away and see. I couldn't even imagine living then whistles when people could be like completely brutal. Ed It would just be like. I don't know look at her. Do you believe her. No okay. She's just a woman exactly. You're property basically I would've maybe been charged with damaging property discussing say no see have. Aren't you glad you're not in like caveman? Era came in area. Could probably try to stab me. Though rock head there would be there would be more emotions and shit. Yeah Yeah Fiji forward mudpit feudal Japan or something. Yeah Dark Ages in England to just come down crab your wife. How banging her. Yeah just turn three or like in a someone. Just grab you off the street and three hundred alley and banging on the alley and people are just walking by Cheerio pit bull puppy Sunday. If you were you were somebody. They just didn't give a fuck about you know. Yeah you're some race or whatever it happens to be at whatever particular time that they consider to be lower than people. Nobody would care murder. Look what you did I did. I'm sorry well I want to talk about now. There's a Miami talk to her. Work T. O. R. K. Or work to go go live toward toward events read sponsored by snap colored whole but different to work work to her and it's well it came to one high school and wait wait. Somebody thought it was a good idea to have a tour tour. Come to the High School Basketball Coach at Miami Dade County Public. School was he. Yeah you let them come in and film video in their gym and well. That's not the they were performed. Performed there She she she. They performed their Torque tour. It's hard for me to say okay. Twerk tour that's right okay. So there's a group of forty seven diverse workers rapidly dry late gyrating their asses. Yes Oh the whole assembly. All the kids were there. And there's I pam and they were doing their clothes their style like their day kids. They didn't have much on day. Usually they wear a lot of you know your yoga pants and stuff like that. It's not realize maybe some short short shorts there's some there's there's this one like she's white. Which is surprising. And she is like world famous twitter. I don't I don't remember any of it. Yeah we talked to goad. You know who we're talking about. I whoever it is. If you've seen like a white chick on a member on a video or anything doing really really well. It's twenty twenty. They're white girls working all over the world. It's tell you I know I'm not one of them. Admitted that I would look like a cat hawking in the living room if I was trying to work because I I I like an ass and old.

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So you're dots. That's that that that movement is not really. You're not sexy for me. Not what you do either bend it one way or the other way but continues motion now just is not like Lincoln. Twenty to watch you. Try Though shut up let anybody watch me try for you. It's funny it's truly entertaining. Yeah what really die. You've see me. See me. Try To dance on multiple occasions mostly when I was completely inebriated and mess. It's a mess. It's like if if you've ever seen like a lane dance from Seinfeld. No is where it's entirely of at. Yeah you just WANNA fight. Somebody's leg dot com. That's really the first thing you're looking for a guide dog on here. That's pretty much your both. Yup I'm going straight to lap. Dad's had a Gigolo around. No you don't you AK anyway. I kind of feel like I relate to this dysfunction Cheka. This woman said that her gynecologist refused to get her tube side without a note from her husband without signature notifies signature from her husband what. Oh I'm sorry honey. I need a note from you saying that I could do something with my body. We'll look the side. Just I can't make decisions on my only if we're GONNA like try to stay married and I WANNA have kids. I need to have a say in it. Really really go valley. It's my life that's the fucking of Voice of a privileged person. You know what I mean. You want another kid. It was fifty. No but I want to option. Dammit I WANNA fuck say you can't you can't tell me what I can do with your body right. We made America great kids. Oh my God oh. I'm allowed to repress you now don't give me an American voted that's what they said. Oh I mean you know. We're not getting. We don't get political here. No that's not political. I'm just I'm just giving you what's GonNa Happen? Really I do whatever I want with your some people really believe that. Shutt- someone who actually believes that the ask their wife needs a permission slip because I'm married to her and you know I I mean there's an argument if you have a little baby inside and you want to have a say I still really don't have a fucking say sorry sanitary so it'll take you. Yeah you don't know fuck you go way creepy. I'm GonNa go visit my parents for the weekend. I'M GONNA come back with a hysterectomy stupid face anyway. We spent about an hour the other night going through fucking television just finding it. Just oh wait a minute. Wait a minute this guy on this show. Oh look stupid face about this last dump face. I know well that was one. You have one particular thing a Chink. Laugh. You know what I mean. Hate them. You have a chink left and stupid and we've noticed that you really don't like you don't like what they're saying at all. You tend to think that was stupid. Face I'm gonNA tell you right now if you turn it on. You're listening to you. You're listening to him while I dislike you intensely and then you really study their face. Go and do you have a stupid face. Stupid dumb phase stupid phase up fucking screen dumb. What have you had a stupid face and you had a sweater at like one almost creates the other though you know what I mean. Stupid sweater sweater phases our smarter time. Sometimes so you know and I will all of you out there. That aren't WanNa see sub sub mildly erotic anime on that flakes erotic. But there's definite weird sexual things on the net flicks. You WanNA check out anime and you really WANNA see. Kinda strange anime. It's the no game. No life no game no life check out that we're going to go into an episode three or four to give them learning.

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Just you have to ignore the part that the brother and sister that are being a that. They're banging all the time you have to ignore the fact that she's eleven you just you have to put the fact that she's eleven out of your mind the rest of it's a lot easier to and this is what he talked to me of. Isaac. You've got. You've got to see this. You were sleeping and I watched. I found this new anime. I'm like what he's telling me all about it and I'm like honey you don't know what the fuck are you watching c? And then he laughs like that and now we've lost seven episode. We watched the whole first season. That's all they had on that folks. I really want to watch lawyer though I bet you do you. Were laughing at it. Care what you say. You thought several things were funny. You're hitting the path because you'd get tiny baby magic to be bigger. What did you get? Now you're reenacted you're GONNA do is get you to where the outfits and I have the whole rate accurate ready to go. We just need some friends so he could dress them up in little ears and stuff. It's it's a whole village of cat. Eared Women Yeah. It was a whole race your whole land. Everyone had cat ears and tail security. Yeah the whatever. They're called Japanese. There's more Japanese people listening to people in Japan listening by the way it's a spank fest. Yeah no it really is lots of fans and the kids like what other things is your dog for the day and they had to obey these. GimMe Your Pennies. Stuck on her head for like three episodes with them on her head. Like oh my God can't be described other than yes. There's a brother and a sister and lots of movies and he hit you got. You're going to be my lunch. Nave see now for something that you are pooh-poohing so much you really have a lot of information out really detailed information to my laptop charging do it's weird when. I'm doing something and some things on TV. I absorb it. I don't know why one I'm not like like watching it. I hear it and it just goes in my head which is strange because I normally have a very short attention span. Know what I mean like I get started really easily like Johnny car- they'd have in. Sometimes I don't know but yeah you pretty locked media when you're checking it out. Well you zeroed right in. Yeah you look at what we've got things on again like a weird look. I'll look over and you just feel like critically your little forehead southside. I'm like what what's the matter? Just you know or is easy Y X. I can't see I can't like zoom in on it. I'm trying to find a certain picture. Put on this specific thing. I can't open it anyway. Bigger shut up do you have you have the do you have it ready to go episode. Oh yeah sure us. Yeah Allah all right. We're GONNA take a little break and when we come back we have got some cool things to do with condoms. What a flock of seagull did with something that I'm sure. So what is missing? And some new tips Ma'am which is pretty frigging cool in my opinion but it might suck for some of you anyway enjoy. We'll be back yum. It's time tasty and refreshing snack. I forget we were talking about. Who should just David face like? We're talking about stupid face syndrome. Yeah about it because then I was like 'cause every you guys did I have ranch before about Your favor stupid stupid face at your stupid and it's not very nice of me to say. I WANNA say anything. I don't even know he's a he's probably a really nice guy but yes no. I want to just play by naive. It's you don't like it. You don't like the Cleft Chin. Down like a cleft Chin Racist. You definitely are club. Chen people are like the right way. To think is that that is not a cleft lip. No well I don't know you probably wouldn't like them either. You're not a big joaquin. Phoenix Phoenix Fan. I like him. I think he's weird but I think he's he's a anybody that has the but Jiang Katie automatically dislikes. I don't think you do. I don't know what it is like. You must have had something happen to you I. I was probably molested or something by someone with a budget. They made you say molested for the rest of your life you will ever be molester. Don't girl they programmed it in your head. So they know they know if they're listening limited to her sticker Tung Chin divet. Sometimes I just get that clear right.

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And that didn't work out. You think is like sh magmud develop in the in the Bunch. And if you're not properly like let's say you're eating a lot of Dick I o now. Maybe your favorite eats a lot of I don't know but like let's say you were pursue a Lotta Dick and you've got you know that you would get a Smeg fucking deposit in your in your Chen. That would be a fucking breeding ground for bacteria. It's like a face belly button. I don't I don't I don't really care about the buttons but I know you have. I know you don't intense hatred for for budgets that liked them that could be a reason to What what do you mean? That could be a reason to now. There's there's another reason another reason anyway. Okay we were going to have an animal vegetable or mineral letters personnel. So we'll talk about it. We don't need to put that on air. Okay Anyway. Wow that's weird. You WanNa see my fucking really scared me. I don't even know what did I can possibly be. What could that be? Why why would I don't understand that's all right? It's easy to confuse you. Sometimes his fucking brains die and as we speak. It's everybody's dying but yours is going a little quicker to well. It's you know Kinda got it. Kinda gone conversation so it's not too much and still only putting okay. No all the shows trump do is share your own Welcome back to Katie's world on Raza not on raspberry lives dot com but usually sometimes we normally are not say we're talking dawgs. Podcast recording right. Now we are. We are here. Which is a weird feeling enroll? Thirty studio it's the it's the song and and the edible. Yeah okay because it's like. Hey we're gonNA come on now. All Right surprised me forgot. It was coming. Oh Shit at you sound like you're facing like isn't that the drought you. When we're not live I just I don't know what to do. I don't know what it feels weird for me to. It's very left-handed. I Dunno very left handed left handed in. Its right hand. Understand what I'm saying. If you're you're using your fucking fuck you if you could use your fucking feet then fuck you have a prehensile Dick Trunk. What would you do as a prehensile tech? I don't know grab everything that that is appropriate answer. I would totally go after. He'd be like really. Oh you can do something. I don't know what you could do. I'm not sure I'm afraid I'm not. I don't know that your underwear up off the floor. I say I don't know if I would want but I would definitely want but you guys WanNa Prehensile Dick. Who would because you can just? I'm just saying tap one and it's seven foot long so they could grab shit with their day. They well no. It's not prehensile. I'm sorry but it can. It's flexible because it can double in an s shape when fully hard. I know a lot of stupid facts about like animal shape. Like what do you do you corkscrewing around like what's happening? Well maybe frigging rousers. Yeah maybe you've got this huge cavernous elephant plus get in there and he can boom like a wiggle it in there and she's like. Oh you know all right. I don't know I need it in the shape of an ASS Kala double which Hansel I don't know. What are you talking about condoms? You can buy for your Wine Var to protect you from wine. Std's or let's go drink to get cody's no no. It's it comes in like a pack of like twelve and it's it's a little gold foil wrapper that's his wine on and you know and it's black and it's fits over the top of your wine so to keep it fresh. Oh the cork taint the whole keeping the court or the screw cap that you got off of it. That's too complicated or well. If you can't get you actually are cork back in it. And then you put the condom on it. But I just think it's funny because I bet you could pick up some of these and be like We yeah you you're kidding yourself.

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Regular size condoms need some of these well and and I never knew you drank. There was never a bottle of wine. The kind of digging drink I know. I think that's fucking stupid. Like no people were totally conquered fucking wind from going stale. You knew exactly how to beat it. Dissected you over we gotTA DRINK IT. Drink it now. Why did you leave any sense? It's a magnum. And what is your point? Were starting at six o'clock in the morning. We'll we'll get it done by noon. Who go to work at eight Katie Hill out. Fuck it yeah. It was a mess. It was a serious serious gross of Wine Bottle Condoms Aka tin foil. And just like you. So here's some it's actual latex like it's Oh it's like I yes it doesn't have a war tip though which I think it's kind of funny. They should spermicide. I wouldn't think so. They'll yeah put it on because I'm going to fuck her with this bottle okay. How does that how they're marketing it or that? Just what people are actually saying. It reminds of. What is it a marketing campaign? It's it's called a wine conduct. Okay yeah for your wine bottles to protect your wine after you know from going bad for whatever. I wonder how many people are going to use them as regular kind of so. That's what I'm saying because there are some people a little out there and hey sorry guys it does happen but I'm not the dictionary I can't be like I didn't make you born with Dick. That's your parents problem. So you know it's ready it's nature and I can't do anything about that. So don't worry you'll be okay buddy. Tokay little buddy cane cutters healthier. They actually have in other countries. They have sized condoms there. I want to say Japan for whatever reason this is. What's coming out of my head that there there are different like sizes. I don't know why there would be but different sizes for condoms and some people all right. So is anybody actually even wearing them anymore. You know what I mean. I should hope so I would hope so too. There's a ton of shut. Everybody knows that you could get even if you don't die pregnancy. Well that's one of them. Not only that bunch other. Seth lots of stuff that makes your your your. Pcp burn because even even burning even once in a while. Because you know what? I'M GONNA get my weight. I'm fertile. Do I yeah I go by the cats so sometimes the way they act as you know so sometimes we wear a condom when we fuck because he got pregnant so say just on a random people random people. Yeah you don't want to do the whole now. I hear people all the time. Yeah No. Nobody uses condoms. I mean I can't say I always did but I had at some. You know there were points it's I would. I'm sure Oh yeah I would be against it. Usually I'd be like you know what that's a good idea really literally met you an hour ago. You know I guarantee I just wasn't the lucky lottery winner. Yeah so what I'm saying. I know this and that's okay. I like you just the same either way but I am GonNa put something over my tech before ice taken inside you sorry. I don't know you I don't know you but the fuck anyway. There's no reason not to do that. Yeah that fight. That was not too long ago. That Tyson fury fight where like Likhbi other dude like beat the shit out the blood off his neck or whatever yeah well speaking of licking he says that Licking Pussy helped him beat the the phone wilder guy as diddy. Yeah okay the six foot nine three hundred pound guy he. He was saying that he is supposed to be his pussy shade his wife's Pussy the night of the game and he said it strengthened his jaw up. And the more you do it that it will help you become a better boxer. We call it. A game or you know is in a boxing match. You think maybe he's giving credit to trading dot these pussy eating. It was good rumor to spread. Hey he just wants everybody to know that way ladies like look at ago. You know you're really lurch like I mean you're kind of weird looking and really got to beg your own. I WANNA put this face. Dow By your snatch. That's an English accent was a well. No it wasn't a log cabin and say you're going to have to use your fucking imagination on that one.

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Yeah I like I said I don't I? Don't do accents good sometime. Well very well okay. At all you always end up in Jamaican no We're going to go to your favorite segment. Oh Jesus Christ paid sessions and on the news. It's time once again for hit. Hit this week's tits man. I kinda like but other people don't like and they didn't like but there's this restaurant. They were offering discount to women based on their hoops. The bigger the bigger this gal chips completely unfair is the Chinese restaurant and they. They faced a huge backlash. It was called. Trendy shrimp amp. You're starting to complain. The local residents and there was a sign that was on the outside. And it said it'd be lower prices for women with Bigger Cup sizes. Any lady stuff before they only and they even had an on the science. There's even like there's a whole there's a whole parade of anime chicks. Turn to the side with different size titties. Aycock is this percent. Beat-up is this percent is like what you pay a tagline says the whole cities looking for breasts so it's pretty funny like groups Shit Man Group G it would come out to you get a sixty five percent discount if you had g cups. So when did they go down and Lynch? The guy like when did the pitchforks and torches out and actually? I haven't come out yet. No they shut it down to the restaurant. Oh no no no. They're they're they're they're campaign right right for the tastes but there's a video on there you'll be able to watch of the of the owner. He's just all smiles. Like let's see here. Let's say you walked in and he was only going to give you be cups is what you'd be Matt. Would you see? Do you see what I'm saying? Whatever if he guesses were wrong. If he guesses wrong he's fucked. He said that he insisted that customer numbers rose by twenty percent and he said that some of the girls that he met were very proud and they had nothing to hide. That's creepy was Asia. Dude let me look at your movie big on the better. Their Asian really La-. Whatever I don't know I don't mind horrible though. It is horrible because not only that but like let's say you like you're not paying attach you walk into a place and you know you're just some random check got got bet. Did you get that? And then all of a sudden he's telling you about the special and he's just staring right. You're moves the entire time trying to size you up? You know what I mean. You're getting sized up by the LITTLE ASIAN FOOD BEHIND THE COUNTER. Then again then again you might get away with a with a better discount because if you ever bought anything a close that were came from Asia. Their sizes are Hella small so like like a a medium in the states is like a three x okay over in Asia so hey maybe like whole big old cities near like a really big see. That's what you're hoping for. Yeah okay okay. He's just going to give you money he wants to. He wants to look at your tits and a I get you to spread money's restaurant. I wanted to both not only. Do I want to take your money but I wanna see your pets though. Comedian the guys in the kitchen. Watch you eat in GROHL. I'm putting your cleavage. Did Not use your hands. Just take a bite. I'm really disappointed. There isn't like you know a video of all the women who claimed discount you know what I mean. I need pictures maybe atom on the wall the Boob Hall of fame. That's right okay trophies. You have a ranked by size and then by grade graded them like like prime grade. What I mean coming with a wet t-shirt you get free you want neuters. I've never even heard an Asian person say I know I don't even understand but it makes me laugh so hard every time you do it and it just makes me sick so bugging raises. Am I good yet? I've never heard anybody like I don't take doodles that way so I don't even understand.

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I don't even know an accent that is telling you I don't know either. Bridges makes me. That's like megared. You know. Just makes me GIGGLE A WHATEVER BANK. You lost control. How would you go? It's all right. There's this wildlife photographer you found. A flock of seagulls plagued with the dildo was in California. These fucking like five seagull like fighting over this. This skin colored flesh colored. Dildo didn't their mouth like flying with it. Had like drop those one another pick it up. Put It on the beach other like scrounge to get it back so there's pictures of all of this going on yes like I wanted to know what the story of the life of that Delta was like. Where did it start life? Where has it been the documentary? The life of telling you like like has it. Has It gone around places bits? It wasn't an ask toy was it. Was it a switch toy. You know the the big thing that you're not supposed to do stick it in your ass and then stick it somewhere else without washing it. I don't want people to I know you really. You really should just have your asteroids people do. Yeah you should get your ass and your badge so yeah but people say took care to go ask. The mouth hurt me course not. Yeah that's just you know I'll be fine really won't hurt me. We'll be okay if that happens to you but anyway it was. It was but it is realistic. It's Alvidi and it's all and I just think it's Kinda funny but the way you're kind of like a finding nemo movie with the Dildo like I'd almost be interested if you could just have snapshots like from the dildos point of view throughout its life. You know what I mean. Just a series of snapshots of where the DILDOS Ben Series of unfortunate events for the see. How how did it end up on the beach? Being eaten by Siegel's yes. How did it get there? And and what did they do to toto because obviously after somebody had gone down to claim to know right for data played with that got it away from the bird circled choke on a big fake. Dick I don't know if they could choke on that. That thing's pretty pretty excuse me. It's like a cock sleep because he was hollow in the middle because you could see a couple of the pictures within they were carrying. It was extended Dick's tiny weariness. I think so. How do you want a bigger one tidy? Yes I wonder where that things man see. I don't know that you know. Was it a sail time? Us probably nine probably not but exactly what he was doing. He brought some drunk fucking chick down to the beach and was just like she won't know the difference she can't tell horses she's like how you're pretending it's still a she. Okay whatever okay Yeah could be whatever could be. I'm not saying maybe just what he was using masturbation slave now no no no. It wasn't one of those anyway. And now you know the story of the wandering densely there's wandering Dick's leave. You would think wouldn't go very far. But not our little friend next month on Disney inward bound. Oh Willie someone had tweeted this. Does Your Life Insurance. No that you'd like to be strangled during sex. Nationwide responded which is an insurance company. Says No but we'd like to 'cause we cover struggle strangulations just saying. Oh God which I thought was kind of funny down they would definitely raise rates. I think well maybe be careful. Careful with it. Better have a video consent. Form along with several witnesses and everything notarized. Yeah 'cause something goes sideways. Now there's a steep fucking penalty for uh-huh she's dead. Oh it's like well. We have to ask our new clients now. Are you into auto erotic expectation? Well that's funny because that's what you just died from. I don't know what she does she was doing narrows watching TV. I go on their belt around her neck. She's fucking hanging off bed post. I don't know I don't know what the fuck cabbage she's got a fucking machine going. Cheese got several toys. Inner both hands several times like a FUCKING OCTOPUS.

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But dead now really. Yeah there actually is now and of course because we're all thirty four. There's a corona virus porn going absolutely fucking haywire porn. How does little germs cut again and bagging other little germ no? It's like people in a body cam but they're all in howling has mad suits and different different suits all covered up but just their dick out and like like someone sick so they go after temperature go into their the quarantine area. There is like a fucking so wrong it is. It's really bad like there's there's a bunch of different camps and because of money but it's very real titles his body cam footage the. Cdc Agent Investigates Deserted Wuhan. So yeah yeah he he discovered they say that it's the first from a first person. Torna view and his name is Jerry. And he's a health worker and he's the one he's in a greenhouse matt suit and he he kinda stumbles upon someone in a mental facility. So it's not only. Is there a crow virus outbreak and said fell? Makes YOU HARNEY? But he's he could just be metal. It's like it could be one or the other really. It could just be corona virus anywhere in the world. Whatever situation but no gotta be there in the Middle Institution? Yeah but they said but we but suddenly there's a brief scuffle and the woman in the hospital gun jumps at him pulls out his erect penis from a hole in his clean suit. And just wordlessly bucks him. I wonder how many people are into banging people who are like literally insane. Not So. I'm sure there's there's people who are way into that. Yeah I'm sure there is. I'm sure there was no further information on. It's what I'm asking basically asking to hear if you knew anybody who's into that is what I'm saying. No don't okay. Let's see if you had contact information. Check out check out. Well there's an there's actually a one hundred twelve videos so far and another title is milk with Corona Horn team gets fucked hard for medicine register. I'M GONNA die. You'RE GONNA have to take this Dick First Lady. I have the antidote. My balls you get it out in order to survive. I do so every day of your life just like the Corvin. Nineteen Corona virus. Horny slut has to use protection. During outbreak performed by SKURDAL's stage day. No her parents were hippies and her dad is a really into put him on first about to say her mom is regular skurdal's talk normal square. Dole's escort Oh my God I well. I think we are going. We're about out of time. We're GONNA GET OUTTA here if you're not there yet. Yeah Cheater. Yeah you are. You're completely cheating Jay. You're fucking ribbon listeners. Off Ripping this awful of him being nice to you how they've been they've been writing you nice emails telling me not in which is what you really do. Enjoy that I do. I'm GonNa tell you she really does like that. So go ahead and senator. She loves emails and she does. Read them. I do because you know. She is the research department the Communications Department and part of the honor talents. Yeah Yeah you're the entire communication staff. Yeah it's pretty much true it's fucking. Pr Firm paid. Like our image tightly controlled absurd. It goes to one person does very tight very very tight like it's got wasted time. I never really got to go. Yeah kids well. You can get Kinky Katie Radio KINKY RADIO DOT COM EKITI RADIO FEMALE DOT COM. Google me awesome. Got Anything for me anyway. Yeah we'll talk to every member. Kids should not run with scissors and Lesbian. Should scissor with the broadens. Little Word of wisdom from US every year. So Levine right back tacos and but he does.