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The following program contains adult content crabs language of sexual manner completely Lee responsible. Advise along with some things. You'll wish you could une here. If you are under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day because I was fucking Shit Atr corporate sponsorships. As a matter of fact I'm going to most popular randomly series. The English translation series is many rapists. From how the innocence of school girls and as you can see the action values are extremely high. Katie's ruled in ten nine. Repeat six. Three kiedis starts now the Katie. Are you ready transects. You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you come on Dory and now live from ruled thirty-four Stadium. I bring your girl that will push and Cram and shove until you're innis falls out casinos your host the one the Kinky Kitty ello. Hello Hello and welcome to the show. This is Katie's world number eight two eighty eighty nine and we are coming at you from a real big four studios in Sunny Tampa Bay Florida off. I'm your host Kiki and with me as always it's my Zombie. Samurai Mr I see okay. What's up or how you doing okay over there sure? You're making me giggle. We have got a a fun show for you today in new tips men as well as usual cock and ball torture that we all celebrated cvt. Hey for me you know. It's Sunday to do coughing ball torture. Outside Lord's Day. Of course everybody gets a false best on. I guess if anybody would be enter cock torture it would be Hazel share. Hey sues was in to cock and ball torture you know because he could take get some because someone said so in a book it was written it has been stats so it is written has been done. The Scottish nuts nailed to a board. They tucked behind his legs. That's let's click across the last castration. Cry Ah to start to show. Well the Internet is a plethora of bad decisions and happy to say that I have found a few for you tonight. You're listening of course decisions. I'm also going announce a contest in this episode road. And since it's not a live episode you will have our wrestling. You'RE GONNA YOU'RE GONNA have slap contest. Those are just such a bad idea. You're we're going to have some time to come up with your answers and get them to me. So I'm I'm I know you're not listening live so I'm going to be like twenty four hours bitches and they're like fuck broadcast last night. Now no and I already let people know that it was a it was a current replay recording today. And it'll probably out tonight. I put a live. I'm show on live people. I didn't fuck him over. I didn't really give much of an inch I went. Hey I know this is a replay because yeah that's pretty much because we just retired to do it by the way. Yes Hello Brian. And Dale over to Tomek Tattoos and Orlando was was it. Dale thought it was fucking. Oh my God. We're not doing this Carl or something. But that's his name our calls call unlike Carl or a tale. It's weird. There's such a nice guys though I like them. You know that that's like you. You seeing the fucking red headed ginger. A pasty guy that you know. And you know he's like hey. My name is rising h you. Don't you're not a Rajini issue like a Patrick something like that. You're talking about the pasty Renner. Pursue that your name person. Yes okay so you were.

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I'm friends with a fucking ginger. Yes so none of them were sticking out in my head what they do luke brain wipe you. They do the memory. Why wouldn't you leave? So that happens to me. Sometimes when I interact with the judge say gave you a hit. We used to work together and I still got nothing. I got nothing whatever. What's that's okay every day? That's Oh my goodness I well if you're wondering what you're going to get if you win the contest and it's not an easy one. I'm just telling you but you're GONNA have three chances to get one answer right anyway. Anyway you're going to get a signed copy of my guts and Gore movie. The very first horror movie that I was ever in with plenty of gratuitous nudity plus three shower scene which I am involved in the movie death court service part to the naked dead de so details like Ed are GonNa be at the prize teasing teasing. Okay Yeah you could actually get a copy of death. D- escort service scientists. Okay that's all right okay it's very gratuitous horrid. I'm GonNa let you know right now. No there's boobs. Though and we'll say sexuality there's definite Sexuality Discord Service Parent Three. I'm once again in the bathroom. But I'm in a tub and get to stab someone in the neck. Oh these two one three is that which what are you giving away now parts of you the first one okay. You're confusing visit me. How many of these are their three threes of our sure enough for not definitely not five? No okay we're one or two US us. Well yes three one or two or three. Does your stuff on my common. Gary Oldman yes I know You know you do it do you. Why do you why are you got to be in line for some of that? Were you knew that's where I was going. And you just fucking ruined ruined. And that's what I do. So Mir for all right. Well we're also going to have a Brady episode EH thirty four. That's going to be a between the clips. Yes nestled betwixt the buttocks of the topics that in the middle of the show most time for some Alpha for female pleasure maneuvers. No that just know. I had to just cracks me up every time I hear every time I hear that clip get yourself a libation have a cigar. REGAR- throw a steak on the grill. It's Alpha male pleasure but hoover. That's somebody does like an a fucking paid for spot on Saturday on local radio here it's Celerion and that's the actual name of the show is fucking Alpha male pleasure maneuvers Alpha male really sounds okay. I mean it does and that's fine. You know if you want to be a power top then you find out no. It's not it's coming across. Like cigars is in cigars some whiskey. I it's weird. Yeah different differing fucking Brown liquids. Lebron called truffle butter making championship. We have it live we have it live place. I think I have a problem. I'm just really getting into getting tattoos. I want them all now. All of them I I know the feeling I mean I just had one. I'm getting another one because I want another one and then I'm going to one another one too that that's the problem. You know one of the things that I I was in the car the other day I think it was going grocery shopping and are here now but we should bring back fingering like I don't think they never left Sweetie really I just. I just figure people are figure begging right right now there is somebody's finger and somebody and there's at least fifty fifty shot that one of said people fingering somebody right now male or female. All is listening to this show while fingering. Somebody I don't know I just feel I don't talks about anymore and everybody's like I guess all right so I guess the people that I know I know to electroshock therapy Yeah you're still alive. Electric heal up my client and then in your in your own territory with that. But I don't think people enjoy a little finger blast public finger blast is Azizi to pull off yet is very simple level one sex in public. You're very talented with your digits. PLUMMER plummer Paul. Can I say I contact i. Can I can fucking crochet. Well here's the you can do with my hands discard. Okay make sense really but also musician Stu I found are very good because they just they just can keep going going gone.

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I WANNA go like their fingers. Don't get fucking tired. Yeah okay. I'm just saying it's that works. Sure okay now. Here's the facebook bullshit of of the moment you Tom Telling you someday you'll leave the club. Someday you'll I know it's tough it's your it's almost I'm an addict. What can you say? It's almost like the generational thing it is for sure. It's the older people place to hang out on the Internet. Get off my loan. I'm on facebook. Yeah exactly fuck you and your stupid shit. Put that on my feet. I block you to what happened with the with the socialist Nazi regime media empire. I had pace. I add posted a meme to a friend of mine's page and and it was a naked chick from the shoulders up and she had a look on her face. Eyes are closed. And it says when you're going through the DVD DVD been wall. And you find the one you want yeah right like Bingo okay. Got It and two weeks later I got popped for it and kicked off for harassment and bullying. Were you were very bullying. Of course you're very bullying you. You said the person's expression that was just a they really weren't having sex. That was them jumping into some cold water and it was just cropped from the neck up and you took that picture and you made fun of them making it seem like they were having an orgasm on found Katie. What about that poor woman? That's see I was going. I was going to go through. I was going the way they're going to say like. Oh you're bullying them because they needs are still looking at. DVD's at Walmart. I'm like what what is what the fuck is wrong. So and I was like you're made a mistake really fucking sick people and and then you're apparently not sick and tired enough. I mean you're you're told you have an attic. Okay but like a kind of deal fucking twelve steps for getting off of facebook. Well I have a problem. Maybe you can develop a system. Maybe you could hear a pioneer for your for your generation. Yeah No lady that still has daddy issue really sure what your generation is. 'cause you're like you are literally are one of the last generation xers to be born yes and there are so parts of you are completely not millennial what what am I saying. Why are you saying there's nothing Iran will I mean? It's just a little different. It's a little different look hard times make hardman right hard. Men Make soft times like now in have been since the millennials were born and soft times. Just they make soft men. That's all that's all that happens. They're a little softer. Are you like it a little harder. They're a little softer in your angry about it. I don't want my man's IRA to look more fucking sculpted mind. They don't really sculpt eyebrows anymore. Yeah they debuted gabler letting them grow wild now. Well the girls are guys are. They're still trimmer to drain the girls bushy. Some of the girls are just like fucked for Life Royale. I'm like wow I don't know if you've got a good look on any I mean there's an ass for that some as we look. I'm an art major. I like Frida good for fucking you great but I shall says Mustache. I'm not into that either. On women there is the thing that I have noticed personally. Harrier women have been like you. Could you could hear ned well. They are easy to get off. Usually Large Kassir Assar own. Maybe that's it. Maybe there's a correlation there but all I know is before they even see your take you out the Harrier women would just go crazy. They're easy simple girl without Derek. It growled like your stomach when they were horny. You're in a quiet room it's like oh excuse sources I godly. She she's hungry. My Gosh is rather ravenous right now. Ah I debated whether or not to skirt but she won't be tamed. Ah Ah Excuse me Shays the guy in my God so anyway we were talking about this six weeks not sixty six hours later.

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They apologized to me. And Okay let me back on. Oh you're still back to the shame that you take part in all the time it's yesterday fucked up and they use all. You were suspended invest. I was GonNa tell either now because you are like rushing every time you get kicked because I tell her all the time I was like look you got if you if if you want to play or they're fucking club. Apparently you're going to have to follow their rules so you better clean it up early if you want to maintain it and I changed it instead of public I changed it to friends and then it might be cooling out a little maybe maybe it's cooling down a little. Maybe okay. I'm telling you though fucking thet life is really about that life. Okay you think. More people are joining fat life. I don't know if it's growing. How do we find that out? Google Oh yes you need to get a lot of the go. I keep telling them uh-huh not on here at Hook up with people seem to understand that because like yeah I think you're you're really awesome is straightforward on your profile. I'm like why because I tell you that I'm a bitch like right up at as seriously I'm like I lived the lifestyle when a can. I'm here very rarely and I'm a bitch the mood when I'm here seriously. Look to tell you if I'm on here a lot. It's because something happens somewhere else and I'm just fuck I'm GonNa Crash crash pictures. Oh I see you lashing out. That's where you go to lash out. That's where I go to get. My Ego stroked when okay you know and I can post whatever the fuck I want on there. I could pose me giving a cosby sweater. And it's cool so it doesn't matter. Yeah without getting in trouble yes it is very welcome. Okay very very about four hundred pictures on there. So if you guys want to go see is some stuff that I don't post twitter like I'm talking spread open coochie coach than go ahead go to Kinky Katie radio over at felt life dot Com. It's not just like it. Sounds Als. which is weird because usually when we promote something? It's usually spelled differently than you say it. I the next step. I can't seem to find that I don't know why. Oh 'cause it's like there's a lot in there they just say Katie radio dot com Bam right there. It's that is. That's you got the point. I got nothing to say because you know say so anyway. That was my facebook bullshit as lately all right. Hey Kids Are you guys into religion. Because we were just talking about Jesus seven is ball stable the pinned me shoving an elephant up your sister's rectal. That's not the second verse. No we sure. Do you know it's hard core. You WanNa play and we'll play the roadblock right in the middle right in the middle of the thought yeah especially when you you especially when you know that this show is is partially sponsored by ABC. We gotta get payment for maybe some half there absolutely and we get to the fucking story to religion and you wanted to learn how to take a cock 'cause curse but okay I mean all you take all the way to the trout anyway. No you don't have to worry anymore. There's there's a picture of a pastor cramming a very large cucumber into a girl's mouth and it's been making the rounds of just around social media just around the Webby webs and apparently he's teaching his female members how to give the best blow is at the can and also give them tips on lip service for maximum uh-huh Status Faction and there's pictures of him putting the hand behind the head and then war does he have to be a gay male Of Pastor. Does he happened to be. I don't know but if he was I really doubt that he'd be doing this with females he'd be like were because it gave me a Dick if you're going to have a blowjob coach. I'm thinking that you probably should farm out the gay male league or practice or they're really you just naturally their natural ability to know what cock wants to be able to cock wants girl and you WANNA learn how to suck a Dick I would. I would seriously considered consulting a gay man and I would say also I.

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Yes I agree with you. I agree with you but practice makes perfect so happened some different Dick's small Dick's Big Dicks th- index that Dick's circumcised uncircumcised. No Oh no you're not. You're not saying that now. Okay how about clean. Yes okay clean. It could go either way if that's right. If if if it was a clean cleantech with your okay fine. Mary is clean clean. No snag that's right Ricotta Yup. We don't need Lube. We got Black bread last week with my pussy because you flood me you dirty as all. Aw fucking Houston faction magnetic. Let's get some pasta. We mix everything together gross and will serve it to someone we don't like. Oh my gosh. There is a deaf dude. that his his suing porn hub for not having enough closed captioning for deaf people. I heard about this well. They wanted on every radio. Well yeah the claim says that it violates rights. It's under the Americans with disabilities act and he also like he hits and he's like I completely lost in the dialogue fucking poor. I mean you say that however the inaugural that we have made is heavily dependent on the skill of the rider. I think you're just they say we don't we. Don't my God like we need to use this quarter. I mean really. We have to. You'll have to view it the way it was intended to be seen. And if you're have you know he's going to break down he's going to bring free porn on porn hub to and and we'll be like imagine the death dude who brings down Freeport on the Internet. You know because everything has to have subtitles. So let's say for a period Korea of I don't know maybe a week. There was no fucking porn on line unless it had subtitles. And every like what would happen to this poor bastard. There'd be other people trying to kill him and all I mean for get off like what do you see on the screen. I mean you don't even know what pitch it is you do. Really I see my pussy. The kicker here is there actually is a a section on porn hub. I'm pretty sure I've seen that. There is not enough though he wants it all it. All I saw the fucking Harry Potter born and I don't have that titles I dunno point. Does he have avoid. Are you fucking over some port. Why don't we just like list? Random fucking song lyrics for for the fucking subtitles for we have to be forced to to put subtitles up. You Gauges Light. Oh who's who's GonNa tell them the truth. Just tell them the truth. You know fisting Asian schoolgirls okay. She's only twelve you sick and you. You're watching this. You're in so much trouble. Now it's a very uh-huh now basically no I have to apologize. A symbol not for nothing probably probably should be a way to just make the subtitles. I'm sure there's some software or something because you know I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. I Yeah I don't know what's going on. And they were deaf they would know why there's a dildo floating in space. What's up at the animation? What fucker they saying they wouldn't have been and get they wouldn't even get to hear the line of disease? SMELL ACLU informed. That's what I'm saying really like. Why does she wake up tied up with a thing that her maybe I should put subtitles on our foreign? We don't even coming out. What are you trying to talk to you? What's going on? No I you need to put some titles but you need to put it in Asian it got translated. What have to translate video? They just put a translink. No there there shut up but if you take about it I get where you're coming from but you know what do you want them to do what do you what do you want. People submit them. They don't make them the girl that I'm in a couple of movies with she.

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She has some of her videos. Important hub she does okay. I've kind of glanced at it a couple the times I was like I know you and I watch porn on mute all the fucking time but you have a choice choice. No fucking bud elitist. You're using you're hearing privilege really my fingers. Aren't that your normal hearing privilege. You don't push your normal hearing privilege on me. I haven't asshole. I know it and we never said that. This fucking show correct or whatever no but the point is I get your point but Sorry Bro you're going to have to stick to that one section. I don't know what to tell you. Make more people death. So there's bigger you're fucking audience watching needing subtitles they'll they'll just happen. I've well I wonder if now the people that Do the audio audio porn. But the blind people. Yeah that's what I'm saying. The blind like you like to thank you know once you back. It's a slippery slope Katie. Jesus fucking slippery. We slow game changing. It's a game changer. Fucking Hell Slavery Game Changer but lately satisfying here that like what the fuck is going on. Somebody knows there's one that yeah no I know who it hasn't I know you know. It's there's an ad back in the day where you could get a a love rug and it's supposed to stroke your body as you fuck okay. And that is this guy with the naked dude with a perm laying on his stomach aggressing on his elbows and he's like her look at his face. Like why are you. What could delivering? You saw an advertisement for this about you say I love rug. Yes okay okay strokes your body or making love it. Do they send over like one hundred Chinese kids too. You can like lay the rug on on top of them and then they move around your crowd surfing while your bag and the Aladdin crowds Chinese little people. There are a little shorter for you on top of it's not much of a fall show kicking them out of factories and really we we gotta you know they need a way to make a living. Katie's what I'm telling you. Oh my God you know. We need to go to an episode of Chinese Chinese children. Little people need lead of something to do. Katie we need. We need to go to an episode of Real Thirty Four. And when we come back we grew and blah. When we come back we we are going to talk about some chokes? Looks like No. They don't but different very different. We're going to have a brand new tits man as well as the contest and sticking your finger in your ass see soon young. A young. It's time basically and refreshing snack carjacker amass and he abducts a man anthony and pet goat from Missouri adult store. But okay step fast. This from hand Ed says say that again. What a carjacker map meth? Yeah he has around him ducks the man man and his pet goat from Missouri adult store so the man and his goat was at the Missouri. Adult start here why. Why was there a goat at the adult star Katie? I'll get into that did you see what do you go. That's I like. How do you abduct somebody like a goat from La? Not only did it go get him -ducted which is pretty weird. That goat was abducted from a sector. Okay the guy was arrested in Oklahoma after carjacking. WHO's after he after? Carjacking gagging truck outside of Porn Store Missouri. The man put the okay. The man's pet goat was inside the truck at the time. Hey Hey the jug. Driver has of had go with him driving around the country with its that goat. Not the country. doozy's Aziz brother lived in Missouri. But give them a dirt to go drive off with La. Hey Larry way there's two men so and that go to the store and one of the guys got out and the other one stayed in and he fell asleep.

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I don't know how long the guy was in the porn store but the passenger fell asleep with a goat truck in the parking lot this motion support goat with Katie. Don't make fun of my emotional support goat and bring up what I go to a sex door. Well I get nervous at the girls feel funny. Well the carjacker Hopton pistol-whipped the width passenger and proceeded to take a bunch more math and traveled to Oklahoma. Oddly enough. The goat didn't resist weird. The other two pistol goes like fuck you. He's like Al Gore would be better than the should've been through November thank you. You've liberated me. PTSD makes me go everywhere with him. Like it's just that'll donald was bad All the Dan and Dan Comeback to piggy Katie's world coming at you from ruled thirty four studio in Tampa Bay log. If you WANNA retreat and give me on the twitter leader at Kinky Katie Radio Kiki He Katie radio DOT COM Kiro radio DOT COM on on facebook. Katie it radio that live aalto processed here but you can google me Kinky Katie radio. If you know it you can see it. You can lead. Did you can wash up at that. Most of the word should we have on fat live. That's right. It's a strange place it does make you wanNA take a shower. Sometimes it does. That was that was wary man. Reach out to me and wanted me to take the first shit of the morning on a silver platter and I P and in his champagne glass and feed it to him for breakfast ooh Did I do it no I did not. So that's where every seat really no kidding. Mild or whatever Some people just have have different pallet. Apparently well it's different tastes and and like we said I really believe that the actual foul nature. Hr of some of the things that people enjoy doing. It is the foul nature that is why they enjoyed. Well See. That's the thing is though like in my head when I was actually Kinda maybe considering it for a second. What and enjoying it with him? Or Oh Jesus Christ God. I'd have my mother's cooking just now so but I'm thinking like what should I e before then like should I like double up on the Bell Taco Bell or should fucking Moroccan. It's like a fucking straight up Indian and be like this let you want. I think you you really are battered wanting to do something that just as easy to process process box of grape nuts. Whatever gets it out you know what I mean to laxatives? You know say. Hey I gave you a smoothie. Whatever God look it smoothly? It's okay. Yeah it's okay. It's Kito Completely Kito. WHO's not a carb left there now there's some it'll starchy so there is a god now? The guys who are fans of the show and are familiar with when I used we. We stuck about quakers all the time like I have any kind of control over what topics we're a two topics. No and there was a guy. Is You keep her having a conversation. The guy says birds have vaginas. Zoo keepers is no. That's not true. They have clue awake as that guy interrupt says do they shit out of it keepers as well. Yeah he said and they give birth out of it keep her says yes sir but please Sir these are kids the guy possess a megaphone. He goes but the no. That's a weird reenactor. The easiest to you. That's what you saw. Oh what I read okay. I review Zoo yes that's what I do when you're not around.

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I go have fun adventure. I go to the zoo. I knew it You're doing cool. Show what does it you museum. Yeah all right. went to the set. The Dali museum really cool over there and Saint Pete I learned learned how to cast the human body and plaster of Paris. Go to pick up my stuff. Next week a blacksmith ME KHATTAB HOGS TWITTER TABASCO HOW EXCLUDES EXCLAIM DID IT thirty four thirty four layers uh-huh oh and blue glass vase Sh- here and I got it to your and let's just do okay I ran across this little gem on auto straddle. Okay I don't know and I didn't either but but I won't know what pray tell. It's it's queer loving chuck people trying to find a way to say what you were trying to say like. Is it weird. We're truck Levin Queer truck loving people. Yes okay yes most lesbians really yes. Go figure Lebanon's well. That is one of the things you know stereotypical female truck driver Caesar. Well these are. The typical female truck driver offers gay or Queer. So I mean that doesn't really say okay. Now this is this is chuck sluts MAG. It's making making it's making chuck's gay and Reclaiming Rural Queer Culture. That's what it says. A reclaiming flaming apparently because it was a row clear Queer Culture Talia there wise. I missed it. Well I mean you know what happens to be rural well not in terms see rural meaning. I was about fifteen minutes from a major city in either action like airports right there like I wish yeah I lived on the edge up between the everglades and to really big fucking cities. Yeah so really rule. I was just right outside the gate right on the other side of that fucking Levy right there. That's that's where I was. It wasn't far yes. There are people that literally live like I dunno closest place. It's like five hundred Mile Taylor's three thousand people one hundred people twelve people pioneer women cooking show poyser in the Field Katie. They're hungry okay. So what about. I did not realize that there was neither queer queer culture in the middle of nowhere. Well it started off at kind of as an accident. There's an instagram. How hung them up like scarecrows or something? I didn't take very queer friendly. Oh I was going to say no that. That's chuck slept media the stuff with. Hey I'll get that CORNCOB Asked make that looks like a Corncob. It's got the same gesture. Wait in exists courses. I bet you know. I said they're about to look it up. I know it's I know there's probably a thousand of them. Oh Yeah Oh shapes sizes of course nobody size gas. I want hominy please. What's that? What's that fucking mold? Growth Mahachi Notay or whatever only connects coaching coach. There you go coach. I felt really weird for US US Caucasian talking to say. I'm sorry I don't speak it. I don't speak Japanese somebody who says she lays I. Don't do it around owned puts a Julie into my. That's from Mexi anyway. Well the instagram account that if took off it was like a pinup platform for rural redneck. Queers or is this a and in three years it had over thirty thousand followers anyway well this year year. Two Thousand Twenty. They're they're putting out a magazine and it's kind of like if you're a gay or trans woman then and they say if you like trucks beer and guns who where are your fam- so it looks like it looks like pigs from facebook or instagram program which is tattooed pissed off girls at burning man and put in their ass on old. Chevy's really does I mean whatever fucking floats tuna tuna canal candor.

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Fresh going to paltrow. Okay occur and her fuzzy now Mary ooh very talked about that. Hor fucker she gets no more juice from us. No get the fucking Kike Katie bump right. I hope none of that Miss. What were we talk? And we'RE GONNA go west point. We're going to be coming out that if you if if you want to see like this kind of pictures shit then go get this magazine sluts boy girl. They whatever your pronouns are there. It is angry excite angry goth lesbian or not angry. We don't know they look angry. Credit will you can look angry. I look angry at the time and I'm hardly ever never let angry. Burma cell phone the tailpipe into stupid pose. Exactly God damn it. I Dunno whatever suffering another thing called if not still You dear thing. Let's go to your favorite segment stabach standing by boobs in and on the news. Aw It's time once again for shit man all right bad news. This winter weather brings the busty broads. Sucks according to science because since chicks with bigger hits suffer worst colds and respiratory infections. It's twice as long it's flat chested. Women Really yes. And they're saying this is because of the rigorous statistically no it's because of their big titties while Pity correct well. They say it's the weight of the tits and it Kinda compresses on their respiratory system while they say an F. Cup. That is pretty fucking big a fun bag size. uh-huh punching bags. Those are slapping down on the upsides costs. Pull down on the women die kill. Go upside down you will suffocate. Finish her they say that your sickness is GonNa last an average of eight point three days as if you have a double AAC up. It's it's only three point eight while you're gonNA say it like she's got nice job on them eight cups. I think they're not nice to see a boob once I see a nice nipple solemn saying very strange it's not very good carries a lot of ways what I'm telling you or not want it also bigger tits have been shown That it's fifty six times more likely that you're going to have to take a course of antibiotics per year. Now I wouldn't say though but you know well and it that's my point really is I don't think it has to do it. Fuck in pushing down on the chess. No it's girls are bigger arrests are out climbing. And I'm more Jake. So they're out climate more Dick. They're going to be sicker. Because you know there's suck into chrome off of everything because they can the second half everything. Yeah well all anything they want to really unless they're being forced which is not right. which is fucking horrible? Now do that talks really but she could redoing it to plenty of plenty of. She would have her pick of Dick because she has the fucking memory advantage. People are into big old cities though. Yes you're right. I guess some people really small ones. I don't know okay maybe they're Neville people nipple people. We are are stars Queens. SNITCH isn't Lujan. Forget the other ones opposite the stage Eh Mash. I remember come on. You're like okay. My sneaking sense fewer fuck and testing my Dr Seuss Dollars College. Is that what you're doing snooty to anyway. There's chicken a fucking blog on a woman's website and she wanted everybody to know about bursting finger. Nervous never needed really long. I oh keep the nails trimmed. Real Nice never wash it. Thought Coke Name. She sometimes my wife nail while she tried online dating apps and she compared it to a dumpster.

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Fire just full of unsolicited Dick. Pics and constant rejection. She said it loader self esteem Yadda Yadda sounds a lot like Internet dating so welcome to the Internet bitch. Is this your first day anyway. Well she decided had to delete all the APPS and as she put it she started to finger her own ass really. It's time to Adl was my digitally anal. She said a bit. She went on to say that every time she gets the urge to swipe right she just lubes up slaps glove on and goes to town on her balloon. Nut or the button near history ought straight stink. Figure steak fingers. Thank you figure Brown. I up her. She do the players that right away. Eh where she went right away. Strength Straight laced prose. Okay so she's to protest. Is it like a protest. No she she just said that it takes up way too much time and she's sick and tired of being shot down and depressed and stressed out about taking the perfect selfie and getting rejected. All these these fucking people on dating APPS and wind should so she just pops on a glove and she's never disappointed she said she's like it takes only a couple of moments to activate mind-blowing Anal Orgasm Orgasm oh she's masturbating Ainley masturbation anal masturbation. That's right I mean I can completely understand that because sometimes if I can't come and I'm trying to rub one out myself. I need all three things going at once. I fucking four five six eight twelve. Maybe now but now I mean I I need something very very buzzy on my I need some of my some of my but yeah no I know. I've been there seen that. What do the only woman John Suck? Where's your I protect your God jamming? Fuck it works out campaign here that hard hat you asshole. Oh my hat fucking. Where's your best? Just saying something reflective Jesus. This is Christ blue. Something kid exactly what happens to say. Ask night now. You know that so. He's very relieved. But the fuck machine. He's like Oh my God thank God. uh-huh Jesus Christ Kraus's really good kept saying he can be out watching amy. I'm like Yo delight starts at him a little brown out exactly to do so. Did she tell us. which finger is her stink wrangler? No she doesn't issues the same finger. She goes silent duck. It's GONNA eventually get to that assure. Okay does she like remit. Yeah and and I always enjoy these these the these goddamn angry women who've edge all the time about online date and and how man are assholes. Uh Yeah did you write on everybody bitch. No no that would he looked and he did he. Yeah have have you been having some problems really negative. I told you I'm not well suited for online. I don't know how people do that. You know apparently. It's very easy because people come at me like spider monkeys all the time. Let me let me pick up some ass and do it online. I I don't think I would. That's not my thing. No negative I need. I need to be standing in front of somebody to have any effect on them at all. You know what I'm saying I I'm just not I'm not built for. I don't even do social media. Let let I mean I have a twitter account. I don't really look at it ever and now I don't look at anything. I watch youtube videos. You got to look at me going and twitter to see where I am fucking whore. What kind of a person like you? You know. Somebody takes a car trip you know. They're driving for a couple of hours. And you know they're your spouse. See Hey let me know when you leave and let me know when you got there so. I know you didn't have every problems. You know what I mean he said. Just shoot me lie when I don't know I just anyway. I gotTA check twitter to see where she is really what I did. That's threat. I do a lot of times. I'll I only have a twitter account so I can look at her to see where the fuck she's at. What is she doing she slash your car? What's was the background Yeah she was like oh I should be about two or three. It'd be like diner ten and you're like I wonder if she's okay. She's not going. Don't twitter Oh there.

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She is okay. I don't know if people do it. I don't know how you guys like go online and create some kind of a a fucking persona online. I just I almost have to this point out. You know what no no no but everybody everybody else. Everybody's turning up the KNOB to level twelve doesn't mean you have to becomes like Like a fucking bullshit proliferation action. Everybody's doing like everybody presents themselves. One way yeah like better a better version of themselves and true across the fuck what you say. We didn't have a person to the differences when you're standing in front of somebody you've got a much better sense of mannerisms and I definitely. I don't know how it happens online. Hi is what I'm saying. It's a mystery to me. I don't know how people fucking I I'm used to walking up like having to walk up to a person a glory hole. Yeah well now and I've never done bad but not that I wouldn't. I used to have fantasies about about doing it. Really just being the other end of the glory hole or sticking something into a glory hole no just just being the one on the receiver. Whatever you decide? You had aspirations of trying out you wanted to be a glory hole hole. Oh Hor- did okay. I I'd like I used to have fantasies about it. It's it's I've never told anybody. Suck whatever comes through. No I WANNA be fucked. Oh is that what you're saying. Yeah Okay it's like I don't WanNa know who you are. Microphones need not apply. Well they gotta make it to the whole and then a pass your ass and it's gotta be good size cock. Well it's got to be something. Okay this an amish glory hole then they would move just as she. I don't know if I WANNA see now. Tail lights are off. You're the barn far. Even weird smells went. Bother you at that point. That'd be strange. Yeah State of armed armed with. Hey please dear God I hope this is human. I'm GonNa be a glory hole horror. I think I would rather do it in a barn with hey then at a bathroom author of on the side of the highway air now. I know 'cause I was Kinda thinking I like. I don't know club in my head like a random Adam. Stranger sex is basically what you're saying like at a party okay at a party. Were Uniting Buck. There you know some people are whatever okay. We'll put you in a box or something. Okay not sticky. Dig It whole what happens. What what is this fucking? Flash Gordon Dune Sixteen in the box. Oh Oh yeah. That's the box. I'll tell you said the whole in the box you sit through the whole to Gloria hold hold the monks fucking box. No negative the paint amplifier. And it's called the Fox right now if you put a dirty Dick and that's what you're gonNA get. But how do you know if you're like like most guys don't even realize that they're dirty. Well I don't know I do not know but people don't know people don't know how do you close to your dictated to figure it out. Well maybe the shit mich- Guy Okay. We're all okay anyway too. I do too. There's a there's some relationships that just kind of have that bond and this this fucking this fucking mooks wave actually said that she would help. Cut this Mook Hayler Jerry. Bushy that book now. He's just like whatever terms from the nineteen thirties. Shut up you got moxie baby anyway. She said that she she would help him. Cut His fucking Wang off. The Titans won the Super Bowl. Okay we'll cut off well. He said he'd meet her verbal verbal bat and he said if it's the head coach of the Tennessee Titans he said you even put out a statement to the titans. Win The super bowl that we're GONNA cut my dick off. Okay Okay we're GONNA cut my leg off all right so he made. He made the bad. That's not like legally binding well the way it's not Alexa. fucking magical oser something and is really GonNa fall off. Well did they win. I don't even know what's going on. There hasn't happened yet. Okay Okay see shows how much I know. The Super Bowl is next month. I'm not sure I'm not paying attention. Didn't enter the each other just thinking that probably what if what if Dick is really one of fucking little like coaches.

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He's my offensive line coach. Dick I caught him kind of right off. Well good away Kim. No I'm just saying that's probably what he's talking about. Yeah Richard Richard Dick Right there. It Stay Dick Dick Dick Dick meat but different Dick Dick kind of meat and food wars fans out there food wars anyone. It was so delicious food. Wars coming to Japan is a new dessert with very filthy. Okay but it's Japanese so it doesn't really sound that filthy well it's called The adult cream pie and it's coming to McDonald's in Japan and it is a fried little pie like the appetizer sailed with like putting weight delicious. Put you know what I I just. I literally just got some information on adult candy in Japan. There's the like likely candy they have. It'll say on the package children's Children's Candy Adult Candy Adult Candy is usually. It's not like super sweet. Sometimes it can have different flavors not necessarily made for children so adult like having a candy that it's really not that bad Japanese translations just doesn't make it over all it is adult cream pie is just it ruin things down now people this giant in the car fucking working at eight and don't ever that yeah altro ultra visited over there last week or they think it's funny then you're like home Mr Joy. I know you know you can have two meanings is what I'm telling you. It can have your own meaning that you wanted to have does not have to have the immediate what it looks like meaning it can have a deep deavere secret meaning to you like. Oh there's no reason the walking dead. Yeah exactly exactly all right now we're talking about titties before uh-huh big city chick. She's got started infections. I hear I'm not being sick. She gets her eyelashes ripped Out By double ended Dildo at Bing Bongos Bingo bongos. I wanted to get your eyelashes eyelashes. Yup Okay rows. I could could see new but lashes. Yes okay all right. So Dixon dongs are flying all over this Bingo Hall Ethel's gaining the cocaine pure acts Jimmy. No anyway well well. Here's what happened. I'm sorry I've got like a throat we're talking about you the whole that's why I now and I'm getting a little little little h in the back of your throat. Oh Frothy Linda lovelace style just has an inch in the back of my throat line. Someone like a punch. We'll see Katie. You have a medical condition. It's called Horus Unita Dick in your throat stat. Oh in your throat stat. Okay and going off but there's A. There's a video of what happened this girl. She was dancing and she was swinging around huge double ended Dildo in the air. Ah Like fucking like towel. Sil- and anyway we'll all of a sudden one end clips in the fucking I and she immediately like grabs her fugger fazlur as low. Despite all of this she continues to keep dancing and laughing while she's sitting there fucking holding their face and swing in this fucking dog around. Well later she she take a video of herself later when she got home and she posted showing what the swinging chalet had done. A face face if I ripped a whole chunk of road out it's amazing. She was just reading around beating yourself into face or the double income. It was really avenue. Okay do it. Didn't river eyelashes off. It was just cheever's flagellating herself so don't know where to put it slap slap slap go while they're two hands. How supposed to climb on both of them? I don't ban like that house here. It's magic a UH triggered dump drunk or so of February sixteenth. It is a Sunday they premiere of. WD A D dead in the morning. It's a horror comedy by Maurice Giovanna Candy Mu is going to be marrying and I have very special cameo in the movie or do they.

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Did they make the cutting room floor or now do we do. We even know we don't know your bibs may cuts what I'm telling you he would tell me. What would he really? He would tell me I would think he way. Okay okay so would tell you if I was him. I wouldn't tell you at all. Then why would you invite me to the premier because because that way you could get your hordes of fans to go to set premier. Because they're gonNA see your pets and maybe you yeah you're not take no Katie. No tits you premier. Well you know what happens. Yeah so you don't really know because I mean it was just a short cameo all right. So maybe they did. Maybe they didn't. What is wrong with you right now? That's wrong why do you like to just take the excited and now I'm just like well I had curiosity. I'm sorry for being acquisitive. Hi like what happened. That's all I. We are at the end of the show so I think it's contest. I'm Oh finally GONNA pay off on a on a fucking tease once. That's hey we did that about a month ago. Something an idea we had for porn. We'd never paid it off. We didn't know we did. We can talk about the zone did not we did not at all we. I remember like we totally teased it. And that I made fun of you for for going that deep of cheese cheese and then we'd ever paid off on the teas so no it's it's too late al.. They best out. Sorry you'll see when I make it someday. A you would have had a backstage seat but we forgot. Well I forgot so what was this teas that we're anyway. This is a this is a contest that that we're GONNA do it easy Trivia contest. You're going to have three chances to win. And what you win is an autograph copy of my very first horror horror movie which I am in. There's a lot of gratuitous nudity of me and other girls. There is a three go shower scene which I am involved with and You also see me in underwear and other stuff so so you can check it out. It's called death. Scored service part to the naked dead. Ed I play Lacey. I mean there's definitely no denying of WHO I am. I also I play soccer. I play an escort so you get to win a signed copy of that all right and the contest ends on on February Fourteenth Valentine's Day February fourteenth. I'm going to put all of the people that cast the guessed correctly in a In a bowl and I'm GONNA pick the winner out of the bowl live on the air. On Saturday February fifteenth. So okay yeah okay. I'm I'm trying to work this out myself. Okay I'm working with you here and all of this. All of this is going to be pinned to the top of of the facebook page. Kiki Katya radio. I'm also going to tweeted it it out and have a pinch of the top of my twitter at Kinky Katie radio. So some form of a question. You're asking yes you're going to have three questions. You have to get at least one one of them correct and if you get one of them correct your name is going to go in the bowl. Okay I'm going to guess ahead of time. Tuna fish black lava And Haystack Fuck. Well it's all over now. No nope now. These are dirty descriptions of everyday objects. Okay okay so description dirty descriptions of everyday objects you know. There's a lot of everyday objects that's that's right and you're now who re objects are right well like I said I'm GonNa give you the clues now so you can have it. Go Round pins and needles number one number one you lift up my top before you start to play with me. You lift up my top before you start start to play with me sometimes people think sometimes people tinkle on me sometimes people tinkle on me when I'm flat. You don't WanNa play with me when I'm flat. You do not want to play with a nice Naples. So that's number one. What am I talking talking about? What is this what am I describing? I don't know let's see number two if you get me when I'm naked you have to to finish me okay. Creek get me when I'm naked. You have to finish me. You have to strip me to get me naked. You've got to strip me to get me naked. It's hard to get stain stain on my crack. It's really hard to stay out of my crack. All right so that is number two number two and the last one is you should eat me. What but I'm still hot EP? While I'm still hot some people eat me out.

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Some people do eat me out. I usually sell tea when I come in your mouth. I definitely tastes salty when I come rain your mouth and your little. So what am I all right. So that is the three questions you're going to be. Winter's going to be picked on on February fourteenth. There's many ways to get in touch with me. KINKY KATIE RADIO DOT COM can get Katie radio DOT COM also on twitter at Kiki Katie radio. Google anyway all right. What were you getting out of here for the week and I hope everybody has a great time? What they're doing our great wrestler day or night or evening fucking second week or month or got to listen to me? I hope you have a good day. Do you have anything coming asleep. Oh all righty. Well my quest for Tattoos continue and I'll be talking to later so 'cause they've ever think I unless doc does anybody does.

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