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Kinky Katie's World #288 Magical Orgasm Shroom
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The following program contains adult content kraz language of a sexual manner. Completely Wheatley. Irresponsible advise along with some things. You'll wish you could une here if you are under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based based on their sexuality. Please turn off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day because I was talking shit. Honor I know Katie's ten nine the eight seven six three Katie's growth starts now the Katie. Are you ready to dress. You said you wanted to play dress up don't you. It come on bill and now live from rule. Thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that has paid the price for aggressive masturbation here from chance your host won the Emmy Kinky Kitty. Hello Hello Hello and welcome to the show. This is Katie's world number two eighty eight. I'm your host Kiki Katie and with me as always is my absolute favorite plush covered. FUCK TOY MR s sees. What are you doing the church over there looking all die? Okay with a full year's exactly we are coming to you. Live from is radio live dot COM Kinky Katie radio DOT COM and radio. Pass Dot net. I think that We've got a super fantastic show for you today. Tuber upon superfund slut and Butler ninety nine are- we've also got a brand new tits men for you and it's going to be coming your way within the second hour tariffs and coming second half hour second half of the show anyway also later I will tell you what what I got coming up in my Shedu Al for the week it's further live people anyway so it. It really doesn't matter so for your your local radio spot. Yeah that's right for it. Got To push that local radio. Yeah well you know. Every little bit helps. We love terrestrial off you know. Somebody's nervous in the control room. You know no no no no no no no no leads. The host of the show is it's got his finger on the button. Oh Yeah. He gave me the speech like three three times. He gave me the speech before the show started. Fuck up like defined by the FCC twitter. I don't know but it intially do anything like that at all casino on that last. Show that you did not too long ago. You did like seven minutes of abortion worship jokes like right out the fucking door also guess material there was that quality I wonder if people people got their stocks yet. Their socks stocks is needles. That's right this isn't GonNa go up little known fact abortions Koei knitting being needles insider trading racism roof glass ceiling. That's right go straight through that Gla- class visit glass glass. Well yeah females will be using Neil so I guess appears you for justice. Love Youtube videos goes how to how to do it. Yourself with a wet dry VAC. Good your local depot go Jimmy. We have here knitting needle on boxing experience. Oh I got scared me. The chills. It's so satis- satisfying. I've noticed that there are certain words. They go around the world are old and you he will never never use these words and certain contacts and then all of a sudden company starts doing it. And then it's like a fucking fucking dog pile every swinging Dick in the world using the fucking word lists and never you've never fucked heard about where he did not know it existed a few two years ago somebody whatever it was started.
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Use IT and big O.. Bag Oh it's feckless mania. I guide close everywhere. feckless reckless upon. Yeah no I know I get it. It's just a thing anyway point to that too you know I got. I got an email from a cat name. Oh Okay and he so I'm assuming that. WD Dead in the morning kamio. kamio movie's movie's GonNa be coming out. Soon Booby Cameo yes. Martinez have a cameo like people on this fucking earth. I haven't seen my tits by now. Chris look hard for him is. That's the problem I think do you don't have you don't have to look hard. Well you know you don't you're right you just get hard when you look some people. I I know other people view whatever water to my gosh like right I really look like I was being Sassy or something. I got like popped in the lip. My Lips are so dry that like they split so it looks like I really got like popped in the mouth. Well we'll see the thing is everybody knows if you got pops into mouth anytime you've got a lower so we know that's a lie right there right not true. 'cause if it was you'd be one lumped up women. Yeah but you're not because is you have freedom of speech. He had to tell me twice freedom of threat of violence for what you say threat unless what you're saying need to be as I'm going to kill you. You're okay I am not going to hurt you at all. I don't think you would I have. I am not afraid exactly. So don't don't make we tell you again just like we were hosted you take good to talk to soften after uh. I'm sorry I would have to deal with the bills now. Everybody everybody nobody's really GonNa send you of course you can always come to me. No abusive relationship you can come to be Katie. I I would save space for you when I don't see you on facebook for. How do I know what happened to you because probably someone got offended by something? Speaking of facebook sent me an apology. Even though I didn't I didn't get kicked off for this. Somebody I is a couple shows ago or something that was this last one. The pre show the preschool. Go fast forward that we listen to people that are listening to this right now. Have No fucking idea. Because they don't tune in live to the pre show. I so oh I got. I got popped on facebook a little bit ago for a like a fake motivational poster. That's teamwork and it had an image of the eighteen centipede on it. And they're like oh it's sexual and this kid fuck out so they. They reviewed it and they sent me apology. You it's it's been added back. I'm like I don't care if he fucking I don't give a shit. It was like six years ago but we we made a mistake. We were reviewed it it. It's like you're fine could you like. Can you give me credit for that. The next time we try to spend me for a week. Something like stupid. We'll exchange your or fuck up for my fuck up and everybody's happy. Oh remove whatever post she don't like yeah if you don't like it just take it down like really really why do you gotta get. All spendy I did I did go through and I cleaned up some of the pictures any pictures that I had like the Super Mario brothers stars covering my Nepal's okay. I read deleted. Those are because unlike you because if you want to go to my sweater at Kinky hey radio and you can see person as and fucking and lots of slow facials Harry Fab. Huskies all sorts of fun stuff. No no now anyway. Whatever that to Tattoo member trolls the dolls? Okay where to go to an like an Internet angry person special no like like the naked ones at the free hair anyway. Well they're doing now at universal studios they don't have an officially have a troll. That farts glitter on you pass. I never pictured them far too glitter. Well apparently well this swamp like disco troll or something he is all fucking as coach.
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He's like all silver glitter from head to toe and he actually does fart glitter. Apparently he does that in the movie and Health Fart on my kid. Every like poof. Like in my head I was thinking that's almost your spirit. Animal farting glitter glitter. No not far to clear that troll to disco disco trolls go. Troll is your spirit animal. Yeah but he farts glitter so golly okay okay. I'd rather have a pussy like competitive understand the concept of a spirit animal. No did it's not you but it's you an animal form. Yes yes okay so actually. You doesn't fart glitter troll you troll. You would be disco troll Katie's role it's definitely a disco glitter. All right. I'll go with that then five. Oh my goodness I have good news and I have some bad news first. The good news as okay. Scientists have discovered that there's a strain of mushrooms and that's been founded Hawaiian lava flows recently that can induce an eh instant orgasms in women by just smelling it. Oh the fucking thing. Have you really have heard of this. Wow I look. I don't know that it was that particular mushroom that there was some sort of a scent that it would happen to some women. Well Yeah but this says that When they were doing it was more than half of their volunteers? Okay fucking lost it. It was just like one whiff and splash. Ah they're calling it the fun Gazza you do to the it's due to the hormones in the mushroom then daddy gives off that are so close to the ones that are picked up by our own neurotransmitters that are basically. It's the smell makes the ladies think that we're having sex talk so there are some people that come during exercise people that don't so that's basically what it is. Okay Yeah I just wonder. Let's say hey you have like fifty five gallons of this shit and you're walking around you know let's say in a club here near Dis dis. Dear Tate's here fucking signature club. Is that what you're doing to the seventies. Yeah because you know you like walking. What's okay so anyway if you did that and girls are just fucking wet down to their ankles? Did you assault them now. Did you know I don't think so either. But I think some women would take that they were like if they had layers. You know thank God. He gave me an orgasmic. Did he touch you know what happened. Wars he walked past me wearing the stuff I lose in front brought to everybody. It was so embarrassing. Civil data was pregnant and then my water programme husband knows. I'm faking it this whole time. You don't make that noise of me. Why can't you just have a mushroom? Don't mean the head of Your Dick. The bad news is because there is a little bit of bad news and it's called the orange mushroom it causes cancer. You will tie in one week. Your cliff falls off just shrivels up and dies no the unfortunately it's smells like week-old Horse Shit to do it is so aw repulsive to guys whatever so smell it worked for me. Why don't you just put it in a box I can go oh like huff at like a crackhead literally? I don't smell that kind of thing. Generally typically though that's true it's I'm not real good at at sniffing stuff Out Anymore your your receptors. Dead burnt out birdhouse. There's a chocolates. You know everybody would would would want some of that will not everybody but some people would like gay men. I'm not thinking they want it all. Well no because I wouldn't do it. Would you smell like shit unless you have that fetish or or let's say they just you know they're Goldstar Gay right it. They just wanted at some boy to make a girl com without actually having to touch him. Well Yeah that's story but I mean a a what the fuck out of fun is that though but you mean what kind of fun. That's fun it's fun if you're Goldstar Gay whatever okay on your bucket hit list and you ought to maintain Goldstar status.
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So you don't want to lose your okay or to maintain found a loophole start. Having a girl orgasm there you go. I wanted to make every person of every sexual. We'll talk Boston before I just run through. Ultra data Miami with a whole handful bucket just throwing them out like Pixie dust like the tide underneath your seat for you guys. I'm for anywhere anywhere. The man just get piled shit have fun with that Suppo- We didn't give you any of the hormone because we didn't want to waste it. We actually just gave you a Horse Shit uh-huh over how to southern accents A. I'm not sure everyone gets up. UH-HUH I love shrooms. Love Them. I oh that's good. It was a weird. What happened to your microphone? Maybe it was the two microphone microphone. Microphone Lost Your Mind and I know Oh but I will. I will say that this part of the show and from here on out will be sponsored by AB. That's right. Yeah no no no already been shaped yes okay. It doesn't sound is already bid adv aped interesting to find the person really. I know you know we could have come up with a better acronym the anyway there was a truck that was parked over nate and it got robbed of more than one point three million dollars worth of sex stories really. Yes what point. Three million dollars toys the load is going to a company called rocks off rocks off rocky off kit and a large load large lary large all over the place anymore and they actually. They've boasts number one. European supplier of premium. Fuck stick. We are not but one Z number fun about one hyphen for sure live. Well Anyway. There's no leads to the purpose as of yet. But I don't know how hard is it to find someone with a truckload of dogs and vibrators. Hey Hey man I got I got three hundred thousand fuck toys in the back of this truck. I need to get rid of right now. Mook you need a little. Some of these hangs no girlfriend thing. Cranny via people would be give adult house to their friends that nobody would understand. Why are you giving my wife a personal massager there? He's the government everybody gets X.. Toys exit was. I don't know either because I don't know who could have robbed one point three million dollars. I think there was probably just like a a case of fucking womanisers in there. It's an insurance job. They were four to one or two or three four toys. Element reference for you. Gary Oldman most underrated underrated actor and a longtime. He is very very underrated. Gary Oldman or is he I don't know or his he is he eh. Oh my God okay. If you guys are familiar with the show then you know my our feelings about our opinions of Miss Gwyneth. Gwyneth paltrow the owner of the pretentious goop. Yeah well you know the stuff the stuff that you've read to be from the Google is is pretty I'm a rich person and you can't afford this. 'cause you suck w that's what it always sounded like to me weird item. She always add for sale. Like this is the Christmas dismiss wish-lists. Yeah the three billion dollar. It's like you need this twenty five thousand dollar dish crystals to shove your pussy that you shouldn't have up your Bussey. Yeah the yeah the Jada eggs fucking. You shouldn't just bad added Vice.
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Well the latest thing that she has going on is she was selling a killer Koalas. That fucking mean bej Koala killer. She's started the brushfire day Australia out. Well she she was selling a candidly. She was selling candle on their fucking website for seventy five dollars but guess what it smelled like mushrooms it'll give girls orgasms now and I will tell you another another thing. It sold out within hours popular paltrow it was centered like her pussy. What Yep this smells like my vagina? That's the name of the candle. Okay well you know. We need this. I need to know what it is. We can't get added. Now what do you mean. I can't get it's sold you source. Come on mom. I'm sure if you pay money to get it and here's The fucking rob on that one. It's not actually smells like it's what she wants you to thank. Her posey smells well. I duNNo. She's she's a big Fan of that Erbil Pussy steaming. So might Mike fucking smell like this. Let me tell you what it. Actually she let out the real sent. It describes what it what it smells like. Hold on I need to SIP. Okay okay. Why don't you take a SIP? No she lets that out. Well I don't know it says that there is no of Geranium their citrusy Bergamo the Cedar. No there's no Cedar Fuzzy said should be put a vibe fantasy seduction and sophisticated warmth. No it's not pushy dollars to doughnuts. I think she just she just did it just to sell it at that. Yeah of course it is the way. We couldn't be lucky enough to know that that's what it smelled like mostly so we can ridicule it. You know what I mean. What if it's just smelled horrific the what if it was the highest rank? That's what I'm saying. What if it is absolutely the worst thing you've ever smelled your life? Oh my God. That's just maybe think of the worst fucking one thing. I saw on twitter the other day. The worst thing you just the other days where saying or yes okay. It said I want you to beat my Pussy so oh hard that this yeast infection turns into cake batter. It's like Oh kid lord early uh-huh I liked that little internal turning but you know you know that there's someone out there and like they say it's like I already eat cake. Philosophy would raw people are weird like that people are weird like that wall people make fucking East bread prices and they do yogurt and yeah some people. I don't want to eat their food. I don't know what you did. Do It like your yogurt cultures and things like that. That's not too weird because like oh it's not airborne know what I'm saying is not actual like it's it's just a culture of fucking of e spores. Yeah you know what I'm saying. Yeah well yeast makes things funky anyway sour dough bread they get that from just is leaving fucking dough just leave it out the window sill. Yeah I mean so. He picks up yeast from anywhere. That could be the same east. It's out your pussy will not not yours. You have a completely like Alien East right. A different kind of east grows in really. That's not the actual essence of your shit. That's not like you know what I mean like. Oh was this a tuna sandwich the bread. You're you're fucking snatch was the starter. Okay it was the starter at it doesn't bother me or even a cheese culture. It doesn't bother me. Just say this guerrero the SPA. It's not gonNA hurt anybody. Why are you worried? Little Pussy. Never heard any really hands on his pussy. It is I think. Okay Yeah we face to the fucking culture culture alike and you knew the person that was on that you would you would want certain cultures and you would not want other cultures as bread. I would sow that Breitbart. I wonder if likes at some point. I could see an like twenty forty nine. Were having instead of like dating APPs. We have yogurts and so you taste my yogurt. I taste yours if it tastes like shed to be compatible. You know what I mean so you just put your yogurt out for sale in in Stores Yogurt well and if you like it you know you could come out over find me quad. Check it out. See then you're going to get lines like. Hey Hey baby. You're really cultured. Are You well so I don't think somebody's GONNA lead if you don't take we've we've we've grown by them to come up with better lines.
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No no no snow still bad lights even care. If you have like a line generator now. Now Nokia you're still going to have those fuck wads that are just like hey baby really. Yeah don't take everybody's GonNa be non binary by that and it's not gonNA matter there are no matter. Women Corologis Day Andraos Drowsiness Hey I haven't haven't any. I have an outy we I can stick my any in your outy. I've got I on the bottom for other than that. We're all the same. Yeah Yeah Oh come oh believe it or not. This is not. This guy is not from Michigan. There was this man. He's Cuba. Why are you singling out Michigan? I mean Mike Lie. This man is not from Florida. He's from Michigan. So he definitely is from Michigan okay. Let's be clear Chris Thought. Aw is from Michigan yes okay. Well this man is accused of killing this twenty five year old man and the guy's name that he killed was Kevin Bacon not the actor. So let's not get this now. I've worked with Kevin Bacon his dad fairly no. He's not he's dead he's nine. We'll you're reading the story right. Oh well this Kevin Bacon is dead. Yes he's fucking dead obviously yes. She's okay well. Why are we talking about this on the show because they met you like to fuck explorer? Men's deaths that's why there's something about women killing a man you want to hear about Outta and you want everybody to know that you heard about it. I don't know what that says about you. Well that's just giving alibis. Oh women chops up man's nuts after criticising dinner. Well this guy. This guy met the two they met on. GRINDR guys Greiner. It's a gay hookup APP and the got rather grizzly police went soon. He's the fire. Ahrar hulliber the police went to do a wellness check on the dude on Bacon and they found him hanging naked from the ceiling. Who who oh well the fifth year old dude that killed him? He admitted that he had stabbed him and slit his throat and then hung from the ceiling. Feeling good job malate. There's more really hanging somebody for the SEELIG wasn't enough. No Okay L.. He also cut off Bacon Bulls. Take Them I mean you do that. After you kill man hanging from the ceiling a fresh kill on a dear to eat the wave owes. Yeah like a bull testicles. Eat down freshest. Best Right Zimmer had absolutely nothing but they taste like testicle loved of the bombing testicle goodness well. All of this took place on Christmas Day of all things. It was after breakfast the to the met up for some away from the family fund. And that's right and I heard I heard the story in. His family knew right away because he was supposed to cover for Christmas dinner. Oh a does that. He was missing missing for for a couple of days. Well but it they knew right away. Something was wrong because he was supposed to come over for Christmas dinner and you didn't show up because he was doing an and early warning Kreider Hookup Mentor Mentor. You know because he was dinner for someone else I I will say that about about the ease the ease but the one thing that would be good about being gay is the fact. That guys are really several like that you ought to. Yes do you onto yes all right. Let's meet up blood's do. This is what I was totally like that. I used to blow fat. I tried to get it anywhere that I could sound like. You WanNa fuck fine. Let's okay and then I kinda got him Knox's about like what are you doing. You know like no like she call me at three. The we'll meet up then. We Tom Drunk exactly because pretty when you're drunk in a pretty fucking drug anyway but police were familiar with this dude. The Little Hannibal Lecter Dude. Yeah he testicle muncher well on another other separate occasions. Police witnessed a man in nothing but a leather kilt fleeing from the house screaming while he's being chased by the so that was the week before for maybe Got A way you know and I I think they put these stories out though to like. Try to see how how horrible it is to be like. Is this from the Christian registers horror stories. Well however that would happen. What I'm saying is matter Gross House? You know what I mean.
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Men will do gross shit. I know because I'm a man. That's your your prime. You know dating pool yet. Yeah Pigs Mike you. We're we're the asshole weird ones And what did you yell at me earlier. Yes because well because I was sticking my news somewhere that you you don't like Oh in my armpit. Sure a Weirdo pits. Never you are a fucking you come in. You Sniff me up and down you totally. Oh you got a seconded deported. So God gotTa get it in there. I swear uh-huh Jesus Christ fucking smell like gym sock. Okay sure I don't. I don't even smell all that. Well I can't sense the sense of smell but you don't have a sense of smell. How about that here? I could smell myself times. And you're like all up in my shit like China get beat big deep whiffs. Something's wrong with you but not on your bows no no negative. We'll let you do that. Any lie won't do that you. Hey do you actually believe that. Fuck you believe that you vote do that. I have even gone the L. E. would you but you have. Yeah okay okay probably will again. I know I it is that time. We're going to go to episode of rule thirty before and when we come back we are going to have a brand new tits man as well as some. I don't know I mean somebody. Somebody got doused with something so sick around be right back yum. It's time basically and refreshing snack. The San Francisco police interrupts sex party involving midget either a fountain of Sperm. Seventy seventy one arrest in what I want to know is how the fuck we were. We never involved in that. That is ever said seventy five people in EMU in a midget well seventy one arrests arrest San Francisco Police Department. They interrupted an extremely lewd party early in the morning. luxuriance residents in this one neighborhood arresting seventy one people and seizing to boars eighty eight he was doug CBS. So apparently they're having a good old fuck time. Does it it. It seems it was a thematic attic. Sex Party for people with strange fetishes bearded women. Wild animal. Large committed to enlarge outdoor found filled with fifty gallons of semen. Come on we had. We had one. I WANNA know how to fuck you. Give fifty gallons of juice. It's got to be horse gives or something. Would you read to you yet. What load at a time I? However they stabilize is nuts to the fucking counter beat the shit out of until he fills it up like a fucking Buca McFadden? There you go. That's so awful. That's what it it was filed and then it just reminds me of that Halloween party. We went to they had a white chocolate alad fucking delicious. I know you talking about. We ate a bunch of acid and then we got that thing the next day and the next day it was framed fruit. Oh so good and and you and your buddies digging it well yeah. Of course everybody is always ways that you're into a job at phone go without saying now. You guys have the perfect Valentine's Day just cover your Dick to talk about and I thought it fuck it worked pretty good it did you watch it ripple right off of it. It was fucking epic it was pretty. I mean whoever gets a chance to to stick your take on and warm. Yeah it's slowly. It was warm and it's borderline hot uh-huh skid row baggage. No also yeah home. Hello Welcome back you Katie's world raspberry live dot com. He Katie Radio Dot Com and radio pass dot net gain on the twiddle air at Kinky Katie Radio Katie radio DOT COM TV catering.
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You A G mail DOT COM and on the facebook he Katie Radio Google me. Oh ooh that was a long rule. Thirty thirty four those long. Yes no but I at least I know that there is some comment about the particular story of the show. Know my God. You're actually had a couple of people come out about the sex party Party must've thirty and doug there's a kickstarter jokes there's there's a kickstarter. It had a rather bizarre campaign okay. There's a guy that wants to make a comedy thriller called Bubble but cut okay. And it's about a porno loving slacker. who finds something boost unusual in the forest? He's looking for a quiet place to rub one out. What did you find? Well it's a giant asshole. He finds a China's Giddy. Fuck that asshole quality. She can fuck that asshole he could fuck that asshole. The book awful. There's a quick version of of the plot. The guy the guys in the forest and he comes across just a naked lady who's unconscious. She's being sucked slowly into a home. Aground it would suck you in if it was a giant asshole and divorced. Obviously so when he's close it's not a whole per se it's a hole in s so the butthole on the ground starts swallow. This guy's beloved porn stash that he keeps them the forest because off and I just keeps it. Well then the guy has no choice but to dive into the GAPE. It's a Guy Bar and confront what's on the other side and front. There's something called the other side. Apparently really yes. It's entered the bachelor gateway so so so so so keep adver bubble but a theater near you whereas the asshole go into the bathroom. It's a geyser. Is Her forest. If you want to you we go God. I think we're going to go to Europe standby ending by boobs in and on the news it's time once again for Shit and this man is I found very funny. There's an anti PC women's group and they're asking mental look at their tits again really Oy yes yes grew they also made a PSA call boobs and you can watch it because what is the name of said grew we ought to they need to be applauded rutted and these one does more. The speaker says my breasts are down here. Do you think I wearing this bra. Because it's comfortable. That's my kind of girl I tell you this is i. Don't even want to wear a shirt presser down here. Is this day I fucking. I don't blame them so Whatever I think it's awesome? That's right so that's that's your tits name for hit hit so. These girls are going around showing their boobs just like hey they're here. These are my sweater puppies. That's right. That's right cush job. That just goes to show out there ladies ladies. You can show your boobs if you ought to. There's no nobody's saying that you can't and they're in New York you don't even have to wear up. No that's right. You can be topless around the more. THAT USMAN CBS' eventually. We'll stop. sexualizing them. Probably do you think so. Well like I said they have to wait for us to die. We've been pattern grade already. been imprinted how. I can't walk away from that I I there's you can't clockwork orange. That shit out of me you know what I mean you do it if you tried. BOOBS are awesome. I love I loved it. Yeah but I love asses voices two. I really don't have a problem with an ass either. I mean a good legs are really nice. Like there's a lot out of hearts I like. Yes I know that I mean I don't have to like fixate on one of them really moves. Are the right up front. I mean the right tair high and hopefully they are at least hopefully.
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There's a nice devil. I can't tell you had those giggling nipples that Look 'cause you completely if you if you do not have giant. It's for me anyway. You could make up for it with a quality quality Neville if you have a quality job or they will and you have small boobs. It's no problem I like it. That's fine it is but if you have size you could get away with weird. Nevels remember those of the New People Choper nipples are like gumdrops nipples not become dropped. Thank you Mr Mueller Jovovich gumdrops nipple that is the perfect example sample of nipples. Not but you could hang a towel. Affirmative she so really have low self confidence. If you have a nice level it completely makes up for it for me anyway. I'm not alone now. I'm not alone now. There's at least one or two other people out there that believe the same eh but let me tell you. Sometimes women don't really like a and I'm just saying for example here I don't know like when you're bending over and and someone gets their nipple flick or grabbed he's like I'm just field. You're utter you've put up with that shit to no lately. Allow me that way cool. It's got a ring on it like a bulldog. Hey can't help it when you when they're dangling right there are you know and my hand right there. It's like an utter anyway. Just tell you and you wonder why go in for the kill because I love to see that scared look on your face I I loved. I loved to see that and that jer the jump and just because I love it. It works both ways. Sweetheart yes I know. Yeah so he can really work the other way too. Yeah no forget that. Look at your lip. AH leader is that depre- show is never we were talking about that. He was in the beginning of the show. And we'll talk about it later. Okay sorry the next time. We slammed the door my face. When I'm talking to you I you know what you did wrong? fucking looking Birkin's are coming back. You say this like every year I know the back scour out again bell bottoms and Merkin. Why why are you convinced now again for the twentieth time that Merck INS are coming back? And what American is or a male pubis way as well. It's just a triangle. Way You could wear above your channels or or over or whatever to give you a little you know. Well there's a guy who's making them and he's selling them on facebook marketplace and on Ebay facebook. Selenium do that apparently yes. You can't wear a fucking Komodo Asian silk forget robe. Well these aren't grow these are these aren't people wearing them. These are just them sitting on like against a white background. Is Johnny WIGGs dealer for details. No Weirdos uh-huh what do you mean what does really he realizes they're ordering Americans right. Isn't that like the qualifier for weird. I think ALOPICIA my bus like if I was working the door at Weird Club USA. You know what I'm saying. I I go Merkin. Yeah you're in. You're definitely Americans the American blonde one. The blonde ones and there's blackwoods and he does like racer strike or triangles or like Don King Gray episode that has murky into title. We've talked about Merkin so many times whenever you your time. She's he's talking about. Are you like buying stock in the fucking industry yourself. Maybe I am okay. Maybe that's why grow my belt. And I just I cut down and I put an envelope and mail it to like locks of love with your fucking snatch here. Is that what you're doing. Okay well if you Merck in the little known thing is that when you do lots of love love you make wigs to send to Asian people.
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It's weird like they want more pubic hair. Yawkey it's fucking call. The gift of the Maj. I you know what I mean you this this this is pop into my head and this is probably so off awful. I Alright Asian women have pretty softened straight cubes. Well Yeah Yeah I woulda coulda extension and that you know what I'm saying. Yeah we make we make. Our Americans are fucking pubic. Hair are made for fucking asian-americans Aetna we'll have the little label on the backs of made Mirka. No that's right that's right because they want curly bubes. You know what I'm saying. They want poofy curly. Pubic have them. They aren't seventy style moth. Yeah they do take your lips kind of bitches. E need us like sheep shearing rural. Exactly here you go. How just comes off in sheets? Big Fluffy Chunks. Sheep will all right so back in Florida. There's a Florida man and actually not too far from from where we are he he who woke up in the middle of the night to find what. What do you think you've found woke up to find? His father bagging his sister. You're on the couch in front of good. Lord where's your mind tonight. Found another man's sucking his toes just found him there. Well Deputy Debbie say the guy was just sleeping in his bed and work them. Let's call them all right. And then he woke up and he realized he wasn't alone and he he thought he was being robbed. And he's like dude. I don't have any money but the guys it's like I didn't come here for money. And he's like this is what I'm here for and started fucking like let me suck on to- oh so that's when the man punched him in he punched Atto sucker and forced him out of the House then he stopped the fucking guys car windshield and broke it and they say they say that's only slightly ironic. They say that the foot fetishists Is still at large got away. Got Away Okay after windshield got smashed with fucking Lucane kick. No I think he did it to the other due to the to the victims did like a flying lucane kick off. The top rope breaks breaks the windshield and the to get away if he didn't use his fucking like Ninja Arts skills to like obviously the math. MAYBE HE WAS MS. He's all messed up. Dad Dad practicing. You're tired voice now. I haven't yet have have not okay just coming naturally I have to say I still trying to rabbi head around this one animated. We're watching today the apocalypse though that this there's this writer or carry dirty dude. Yeah which writer. Tasers to there's writer of black and writer of Red Red okay. I think I don't know pink hair long here with the black votes. Black Red was achilles. The girl was a boy. Oh that was oh a AH anyway. It's a weird fuck it and I say it's a weird intimate but by definition every for every person every fucking can animate has dick. Let's just put it that way. Well we were we were faked out on. One of them was a boy that we could swear girl the entire time. It wasn't just being high. It wasn't it would go broke the fourth wall. What point and and they let you no no? It wasn't until almost the end. Where does this person which you think I was a girl? This person comes out of the shower. Tau Towel is covering what would be small boobs. And then it's like a missed on the crotch and she's like the other person like blush is like really bad like only the girl and then she was walking with her master or whomever and in some like market. I think it's so funny that she cheated. No like no like Oh that that was a boy. You're Donald Hall. I'm sorry it was the Garter Belt Thi- stockings skirt long pink pony with black bows and I'm sorry my mistake. I mean the only thing clearly clearly that I want to know and I don't care like what you identify as senator neither.
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Oh man woman. Non Binary Queer. Whatever it is I all I wanted to do? You have a Dick. So can we have a term that means you have a Dick like you can add it to whatever it is like. Ah I don't care what it is that you feel that you are before. I don't care if you're GonNa if you had an added Dick. Is there one there. I me like I would want to know that if I was if I was dating. You does this so I don't want to ask Dick a dick and I can make my choices from there. See you know what if I maybe maybe maybe I feel like some Dick but at least I know there's a Dick and I think I should know ahead of time and knowing is half the battle without having to ask you. Do you have a tech. Because that's embarrassing. You should just volunteer. You know what I mean. What's the etiquette on that? Why don't you just like just take your hand? Grab the Crotch can be like no Dick. Well you know. That's a little metoo Louis at slightly. You just can't grab women and you are. I can really no. Oh I know that it's different now probably a day but you know I just I whatever I don't care I'm of a dolphin and I'll drag it down to the depths of the deep. You're not kidding either. No I'm not supposed to do that should ask. I Potato Potato Not oh. I'm sorry I didn't know that was wrong. Girl on girl action. Come on those guys over there loved it. Let's do it again here. You do me now wanNA drink. Yeah we don't have enough time okay. There is a Miami Miami stripper She was arrested after a Celtic five officers with her pussy and they said she was using it as a deadly weapon really yes askew like flying clam dips in the twenty four. Oh you're old stripper. She was working at a strip club called the camel toe and she got into an altercation with several of the client's now police that were called. They found our fair maiden totally shit face and acting erratically. We'll five Miami. PD officers officers attempted to arrest or the first time and they and they were thwarted by spray of Lady Deuce she could spray he. As like a cat idiot cigarettes This web patches my kid eight my stage name Mittens Mittens. You grab it by the neck and head to the officers in the face a uh now you got to hear the quotes though the quotes. She spread her legs wide open. It started scoring the cops and the faces is is amounts from a distance of about twelve fucking feet. That's one of the eyewitnesses to reporters. And you said he was visibly amused by the whole affair. Now Mrs knowing full well that she was exposing the police officers to a number of sexually transmitted diseases assault on a police. Yeah yeah sure also fucking potential potential. HIV always eating officer says the president treason it's with With leak lethal force against the officers. Her first sitting at three thousand eighty five. Her kids are going to have to go to jail for her. Well well yeah. It's it's going to happen here. I don't know about all that. She sprayed a cab pepper spray right now. What he an for pussies I cop with? With what of chlorine no the love Jose some of that do you get excited anyway. There's a there's a carjacker I'm GONNA I'm GonNa leave you with this. There's a carjacker on on math. And he abducts a man Cranford weld and pet goat wrote from Missouri adult store.
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Okay a step at Ross this for a minute who says see that again. A carjacker Zahn math math. Yeah he he abducts the man man and his pet goat from Missouri adult store so the man in his goat was at the Missouri adult. Start there why. Why was there a gun at the adult all star Katie? I'll get into that do you see what do you do. You see where I'll go there like. How do you abduct somebody like a goat from in a way? Not only did he go conducted which is pretty weird. You know that goat was abducted from uh-huh sex door okay. The Guy was arrested in Oklahoma after carjacking. WHO's after after he after carjacking truck outside of porn store in Missouri? The man put the okay. The man's pet goat was was inside the truck at the time. Oh Hey the chug driver has Of Go with him driving around the country with this it's not the country doozy's probably lived in Missouri But anyway I come on Gert or to the porno store doe drive off with Pele where WH- anyway there's two men so and go okay a a porn store and one of the guys got out and the other one's stayed in and he fell asleep. I don't know how long the guy was in the porn star but the passenger fell asleep with the goat and truck in the parking lot by motions support goat because Katie. Don't make fun of Motion Support Goat. It's gotTa bring them what I go to the sex store. Well nervous at the girls. Make me feel funny well. The carjacker Jacker Hopton pistol whip the passenger and proceeded to take a bunch more math and traveled to Oklahoma. Oddly enough. The goat did resist. Weird cockpits coat was like fuck. You think ahead I'll go. It's got to be better than the shit up through no bad Ed thank you. You've liberated me. PTSD asshole makes me go everywhere with him. It's like RR Dr Donald was bad not as Kinda Jimbo. She's all right. We're going to get out of here for the For the night for the week. So yeah if you were in the Orlando area. I'm going to be on dangerous conversations on Wednesday morning local nine nine to eleven. Am and that's Florida radio plug. It took a check it out floor van you can watch it on live but it's going to be live. Florida radio DOT COM. That's right yeah we check it out you said it was yeah whatever that was nine of eleven am okay. He searched Tuesday Wednesday. The March eightieth sure That the people are listening on recording. They don't know they could be days from now. I don't know oh no. Yeah Oh yeah fifteenth. All right all right right. We gotTA fucking go. I gotta go grab you'd Abby grabby. Everybody pisses me by giving US media. It's twitter radio yet does anybody does.