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The following program contains adult content craft language of sexual manner completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things you wish you could hear if you're under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn this off for those who remain enjoy in have a nice day cause I was fucking the Shit Outta corporate sponsorships. As a matter of fact I've gone up to man's most popular series. The English translation of the series is many tentacle rapist. Conquer the innocence of school girls. And as you can see the production values are extremely high. All Katie's in ten nine eight seven six three Kiedis ruled starts now. Hi Katie. Are you ready to trust. You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you come on Elmo and now live from rule thirty four studio. I bring you a girl who really loves it. When you scream from fear here she is your host the one the Kinky Kitty? Hello Hello Hello and welcome to the show this is. Kenny rolled number two eighty. And we we are coming at you. Live from Brazil lied dot com kinky Katie radio DOT COM embryo. Our our I am your host p the heating with me as always my absolute favorite plush Toy Mr. What's going on okay? How're you doing? Sure I love the enthusiasm it always makes me pumped up and ready to go after that what I mean I can almost always guaranteed. You're coming in hot so there has to be like like a Guinea a kind of a thing. Let's be good nevil right off the bat setting the tone. This episode is powered by a so. Maybe maybe we don't know what it is. Look it up and or you can just look at my twitter order what happens. I've never even tried tried to look up the actual term aby no no I just magically know what it is that how it works magically delays Lieke. Yeah it's just like Frankurt Herbert's Dune I instinctively know how to put on still same thing just different. WHOA how many well? There's GONNA be a couple of people that will understand that people would taste good good storytelling. Is God. Know all about that. We have got a fun. Show for you tonight and more stories of the ridiculousness from around the world I Elsa do have an update on the Dick Costumes. Thing Jake custody. Yes talk trusted of his famous. Dick's yeah we'll get Sarah okay. Patients nations little pad wine. And I WANNA say hello to all the new listeners and kisses on your pink parts to all of my diehards okay. Hey Love you how. You're speaking in weird terminology now. Now because I've actually on social media so I I I have my okay. I have my people all right. Good talk to me or she could face. They're very nice yes they are good. I'm glad somebody likes it. I appreciate them. They probably just WanNa see more pubs. No Yeah let's try to get you to release more porn Israeli. That's proudly what's going on just so you know in case you haven't figured it out. No no I've never heard your show but I love it. I just knew if you do show eleven. I'm your biggest fan. Sure you're you're just like my titties. That's okay you're entitled did. I don't know I don't know what's been going on with me lately but I had this. You've been having this feeling like I'm forgetting to do something that I need to do. Something and I don't know but it's a really weird feeling and I and then I get stressed out because I don't know if it's once I figure out what the fuck it is okay. I don't I don't know does that. I I have to do something I don't know maybe you're pregnant. I have not pregnant. Well could be. And you're trying to figure out how you're going to necessarily need to ness now start nesting.

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I need to do something. I don't know what I need to do. But you're just something I did it. Come up with three hundred and fifteen Alyssa. Yeah that's what I need to unless you're a different place. Then prices may vary limited. Time only may disappear soon. Get Ten of punch targets limit. One get Adam while they last co like hot cakes a god Damn Christians are coming to take my abortions. They could pay a bob or Shit Outta my coal dad a hand babies called dead and that is invest your money knitting needles now horrid. Wow you go look abortion humor deep really. Oh you did not mean to go that okay well you did. I don't know what you're thinking is no it's in my soul mostly pavee death. The baby death is really what I'm thinking a kind of lock. It could old baby death going to hell. Yeah and I know there's people that are listening out of spite so you think so. Do you still think you're you there something you haven't Donya like do you. Still have that feeling now that I put it to you like that. Yes okay yes they do. Okay we're GONNA have a brand new tits man. I should have a couple tits in here pair of them. We got big ten. It's puppet Eddie better terrorists and again it ditty won't Anisimov. We're GONNA be doing that in the second half we also I wanna tell tell you just just the top ones. I'm not going through the whole damn things. I know. You don't like this. Well Yeah Kitchen. Appoint actually what. What am I not what I WANNA hear? That's on that list. It's what you have to. Oh I'm GONNA do probably like the top five it's the safest virus and identity identity like secure porn sites. You can go to. Oh the oh like porn hub or whatever right the places that you're not gonNA get some dirty nasty Internet virus exactly and we're like someone's not GonNa Steal Your identity and your credit card number Berg at least you know to everybody's knowledge it right. Yeah yeah they don't seem like they're stealing anything right okay but really. You really don't know who stealing like what now but I mean it's really you really don't understand how this shit works at all not you but you know everybody you new somebody can tell you it's you don't know but at least you're gonNa feel a little better about using. These services is at two point. I guess that is the point. Okay so you got it I I wanted to say thank getting back to. I had said that I was disappointed in you guys in the pre show you that I didn't get any Dick. Pics Dick PIC was last. Because you're talking about that was four. Yes Ma either either way. It'd previous show. I talked about that. I didn't get any any costume. Dick's for Halloween. Well I got an email. I'll leave him and honest and he said I'm so sorry I'm fucking you know what why you know what I am fucking outing. This fucking anonymous anonymous person are you. I am GonNa fuck it out him. I'm Which I call them and whistle blower? Okay so go out him he is some barrick. Yes that is what. We're going to call him. Go Sombrero de his name televised costume. It's probably some barrick look old school Mexican name when they really didn't understand Mexican names. They were common. Maybe it was more common back ebbe but maybe it's not a Sarah. Maybe it's one of those island hats you know individual fascist anyway. Let me tell you guys but the cost of I would say islet Jack Tell You all about this dick pic no island Jack like Jive. Okay little hat okay. There you go anyway so I finally I got my Dick Mike Ditka Dacosta over there you go thank you very much and you missed your chance. You actually had a chance for requested take back for a short period of time. Yes S Riyadh. I had to dress her up and I I know it Gino. She gives you like do it now. I want it now. Yesterday he'd be like a month thirty ten is the week.

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Yeah ever fuck of week and then the next we hear immediately like hey how come. I don't have any Dick Pics of decks. I need Dick's six and costumes. It's fucking already Halloween and I don't have a are you kidding me. I put one thing on like sick like Vaduz pick or you know me playing with myself on on twitter and I get like slide into my dam. Hey here's nick. And but not enough costumes now see somebody needs time to make a costo. Then they gotta find time where their wife is at around so that good put said costume on their cock honey. What are you doing a puppet show I swear? Why are you doing to our daughter's doll's what's going on honey? Oh what's your problem problem. I need they're closed. I you bodily got him knitting needles. And now this in the hell's going on. I'm a spare snare. Go to your right right for that. Oh God already so very proud. I'm so proud. Okay Oh my God boys will be boys especially with their fucking peens swear to God earlier referred to take says if he I mean is like it because nobody with a cock across from you. And you're saying you're not really helping confidence at all this person's fourteen eighteen so I said it was a wire. Why are we talking about a fourteen year old Dick? I'll tell you I earlier the reason I do 'cause earlier this week. This dude nearly died from severe internal bleeding after sticking magnetic. BV's of his Eerie Threat Bowls. They're called magnet balls. They're called held bucky balls. Lucky balls. Yeah I actually like them and wanted to Bucky. Both I mean they're fun to play but not stick it in your shed. He looked at them. And you're like that's about tickle size. Would you come in different sizes if I can just took feet. It's out maybe putting another one like I just feed it out and it's probably pop in and out. And then he gets too many in then. He forgets how many he put in and that he hopes it's gotta come out. It doesn't come out and he starts P. and rust. No no no no no. He said he did the first few out of curiosity you know whatever but then he He couldn't get them out of course line. He started to panic CIA so he just kept this one would have have you expect so he just kept shoving him in fucking ahead try to get some magnetic yeah to pull them out to get them all stick together but they they wouldn't come out. No they just kept pushing further down ages camp like stacking up on his own thing. Once it got through this small hole what was happening. Is there's a pile Kyla at the backside of the small hole inside the fuck in your either whole would it opened up a little listen. They turned into a bigger ball. And you're not gonNA pull it back out now because they're all magnetized well. A bunch of them made their way up into his bladder and it caused some serious fucking problem because the next day the next fucking thing either I mean I think we could all agree if you're a fourteen year old boy and you shoved a bunch of Mac Bucky balls down your dickel. Yeah like you're not really talking to people about that at all. Well not made. His grandfather said that his His underwear was full of blood. Yes yes and I'm taking you to those damn bucky balls. I swear to God about me. I didn't make lead. What mean grammy now? Not at all boys never shoved Osha. Bucky balls down his todd. Little your. He's got savvy. I wouldn't do accounting top. Stop it we just little. Johnny Teacher creeped me out anyway. They when they got him to the fucking hospital. They said that he was Pale. L. Dizzy and he been vomiting and he was in shock. Okay well guess how many he had popped in their eighty two. Oh aw now. The lower net seventy five fifty three. Okay that's all. I was wondering how many times I was getting out two guests before you would just give you any the idea whether where I was gone it was high low driving to too many details person. Point us they were making me. Guess though I still. I wasn't going to remember what you said after you said it. It's probably I remember this conversation. That's fucking sir. Yeah I know this old my God this I have to say this is so fucking cute.

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I don't Oh have we don't have Disney plots than I doubt. We're GONNA get it because I see the especially you want any no. I mean no no. I definitely don't want Disney plus us because I I mean there's star wars on it and the the entire fucking Marvel universe I think is is on it But I'm not really I don't really care well once about. You can watch every Disney Disney movie ever made I think like all the like fantasia. I think he's just watch all that shit doubt they would show song of the south. I well I don't know about stuff like that. I don't know what they're gonNa but I'm talking about like stuff stuff that you had a hard time. Finding you know what I mean. Unless there was some horrible bootleg somewhere. I'm just saying I don't know whatever. Well what I was saying was is getting back to that. That the one of the Star Wars Spin Offs that manned laurean whatever. That's that that's the race of Boba Fett fettes race it. He's a man delorean. I believe okay I think so. Well my guess this is one of the most fucking adorable durable things I've ever seen his doble. There's a baby Yoda Yoda actual iota. It is not the Yoda concede that was explained explained in the article that it's not like Yoda. Yoda turn green after being so old living with divorce that he didn't actually look like that a lot of his younger life. Well I do buy me showing you picture what it looks like. Oh my God. That's a baby outta. Oh thank you Joe. That's it's kind of a visual thing now it looks it. Looks like a fucking Gremlin is what it looks like Gremlin and it kind of his ears back But Green Green read and we'd like a Yoda big. I can let slightly wrinkly less less wrinkly slightly ridiculous a lot. Less sketchy connection between Yoda in the sketches. Dr Crystal. There's Chard they're completely completely different finding out what they sound. A lot alike to me in my head. I mean I always get confused when I'm saying one or the other leg I'll start to do iota and it turns into sketchy all the time I can't stop myself and I can also be a weird Biz. Piggy see what I'm saying. It like more itself itself. And and then all of a sudden you're British accent a need on ally which changes to Scottish back into Jamaican and straight to Southern American. And you don't know what happened. It's all because she likes chess. Not Cheese he's okay. You lost somewhere I was I was hanging in there. We were mad mild turns. I don't really know what you're talking about. uh-huh never mind. Did you have another conversation that I wasn't a part of now. Because you see that all the time she said netted turned into Scottish from British train of thought and that commercial That's a lot of cheese. Fuck it I'm not even explaining on in the aldis commercial. Yes okay anyway. THAT'S A DOUBLE DIV. You've cut your shooting fucking you're shooting through a fucking an eye of a needle from twenty miles away while while oh driving in a car sixty miles an hour. That's what you were trying to hit their you're trying to Hawkeye one person. Maybe did saw that fucking commercial and I'm one of those people who seen that commercial it. I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about. Commercials tells you. Don't pay attention to commercial good-quality completely not be paying attention to anything. I'm staring at. Yeah that's very true. I know even me too awesome I can control what the fuck is going on. So if I don't feel like thinking about that commercial I'm not putting any thought into it so what's going on right now since it is the month of November. Is You know they have like that. No Shave November and and they have no nut November really November no not November. What kind of fuck it and barbaric and would that's what so for the whole month November you don't orgasm by no net. What's the point Who fucking person does that's a Christian fucking conspiracy right there? Air That right there is some some.

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We don't want you having sex bullshit. No not that. That's like even self-generated not I my body choice. Couple balls drink go ahead rages ages saying I will not be stifled in that way. WHO The fucking bullshit? Well if you think that's bad someone has come up up with Triple D.. Destroy Dick December doubts December destroy. Dick December is going to be the time of year. Where are you must know these are the rules? You must not wants to December first and nut twice December second all the way the thirty words. It's ex exponent. Sing you Bus Thirty one times in one day. More than that if if you owe said that the number of times in the day not it does it's not exponential natural. It's not one two four eight. No no no no no no no no no no no. It's it's whatever day of the month that is that's how many times after. Yeah I like the fifth doesn't happen. There's no fucking negative hundred Milka to the end even night even powdered milk. I mean it would be like I've so chafed alley you'd have like addict Cuiv and it would smell like rotten milk. Doc is what would happen. That's what happened fucking discourteous. What nuts and that's after doing thirty today before I need today before that was twenty nine? Yeah Yeah we'll do three or four ninety nine to twelve aww traded. Did we just do not to lie about like But that has fifty one fifty one those well below twenty below and we don't even know. Oh how far they could have been on three. No we looked we looked at fitbit. How do you know how many times somebody fucking nut in based on in a fit like how do you rate and then we all fucked up? He's jerking off. I like to watch is attached to the hand that you're fucking us. I mean your take a bus fifty one nuts. You're switching hands. You know what I mean. You're not going to say him hands where we're fucking handed. You put in your head on like I got two of them. Yeah yeah really so basically a little like night the aluminum body the on the dollar bill. Somebody figured out cracked the code and watch the video of watched. FITBIT data from two. Different fitbit's is that what you're saying. Well they they had to put it up on the screen at Jim. We know that too was on nut number one he just busted really begged. That's all our DACHSIE. Ted fifty-one it. fucking November challenge is supposed to rebuff evers almost over. Yes so you can start cutting very soon okay two weeks. Oh that's no doubt about this. What about the Dick Chat? The the Dick Destroyed Dick December straight Jake December sir. It's not going to destroy your day. It's not gonNA destroy your poor balls hydrated talk. John needed him. I fe- they cater a give it a smack Suck it up cupcake. You can do that even over here. Man I think I need grub hub debris maybe some gatorade please rub. It's the twenty eighth with a Bendy Straw ben to otherwise it hearts angle right. God you would even make it out of the first week like the first week Seven days after the day before you busted six times then five no. That's a lot of US thing. I mean I'm sure like maybe a week somebody could do you try. And then they're gonNA lie about it. Somebody could totally do. I've maybe a week I think if you had some you know you just discover vestige or or whatever you exactly what is this and you can crack off one every two minutes you know you you do like rapid fire. Like a gatling gun. Yes this is looking great. Then you got a chance at like a week. Why do I have to buy you like six boxes of tissues every day? Danny Danny what do you use it. It all this personal lubrication for understand. Honey what are you doing got Tom. Here's lotion like every other. Oh boy you're probably got that smooth skin now order.

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God Damn Fifty Five Gallon Drum of fucking wet Patna. M- you weird mother fucker. It a slip is lad. He's this while you wanted that. COSTCO MEMBERSHIP I. There's something wrong with you. That's not wrong so whatever any never once. This is not from Florida but This now New Orleans Excess Oh Louisiana. Yeah Oh yeah we border them though you know. Yeah exactly. They're influenced well. There was a guy. He was arrested for being handicapped so he could have a care. Taker changes diaper okay. What say that again? What happened when there's this? There's this twenty nine year old. He he went on social media to solicit home caregivers okay and he even went so far as say that he he That this was for his eighteen year old mentally and physically handicapped brother. Okay so when the workers came to to help the Guy Highway poses the handicapped kid gets sexually arouse where the diaper change What a creep is ah yes and that's like nursery the nursery? I mean this worked ten ten times before he got arrested. Okay yeah good job. He He he got arrested for trafficking trafficking king and what and and sexual dirt human trafficking because their workers I don't know it didn't quite go in. Maybe be because he paid for it and then it became illegal prostitution. Yeah and they didn't know. They were prostituting themselves so and he also had a scheduled to narcotic on him scheduled to schedule to focus at like. I don't know I mean we'd I don't even I don't even know. I'm not sure I duNno schedules anyway. I used to know that kind of stuff. Yeah yeah remember most okay. Oh my goodness oh I always think that these are funny when when people get the wrong packages delivered to their house house. Yes well I just real quick I forgot to tell you when i Google Dave e it tells you about alcohol by volume so ah AH tells nobody nothing. Oh uh-huh all right already been vape. I rebel for that way. Well they always follow up at four twenty friendly so maybe people put together together. I don't know I'll anyway like stop your eight when you just start itself saying it's my favorite thing. Of course I know in his life way to get all headed down your pass now. You don't remember where you're at now. I do know people with When they get the wrong packages look? It's there's a picture of it and it's his expecting a package for the ups guy but And I got my packages mixed up with the next door neighbors. Now I've got it take rob his Horse Cock and tell me my accidentally opened up his mail because it didn't I didn't have my glasses on. He says it's always the quiet ones you freak Gazza the fuck. I thought that was funny. And there's a picture of the big black sex and cup dig. It's like two feet. It's beg instincts really well things Vertically well that's different different net it depends on the surface but definitely for heavy. You know how the Fuck America challenges at fucking fucking Gods. I don't know how heavy it is but it's a heavy heavy dildo. That's a fact that you could knock someone out with that thing. Well Yeah Yeah you probably could okay. You know it would be a soft blow hard. I mean what would it be a soft blaring like. I mean somebody could get knocked out with a pillow. You know what I mean. I'm sure worldwide. Somebody's been knocked out with the pillow every day. Yeah no that's true I I'm we're GONNA go. All the lady. Eighty pillow fights ladies. Have all the time that's alway- to and some groups are boys to the same thing that's true uh-huh Essay do after truly elephant walk played with the boys. I go to an episode of rule thirty four and when we come back. We're going to talk about a very sad story the well and my my just my heart goes out. Also this fucking acronym is getting out of Control and we'll talk talk about that Yum yum.

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It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack. So what are you doing. There's a ghost will allow that other masturbating monkey. Okay masturbating monkeys IOS haunts the hallways of the greatest state in England. A A great estate. Okay this big grand and the place gets a place in England. Let's let's just make it simple for me Kinda like castle place and the pay the picture God damn it. Apparently a lot of people go there to get married and they get extra added bonuses bonuses. Yes the the the ones who go. They say that they had the wedding there. Just so they hope to get like an image of the battled along in their wedding photo. Okay yeah okay. So an actual monkey comes out out of like a forest area and now goes if an apparition monkeys joost messer. Very muggy does not gonNA know. Oh and see my ear muggy. You're masturbating monkey monkey. Well if you go if you go into certain if if you go to find you are you. Are we sure it's not like a little. I have really Harry little person. No it's not. Come on well the story though. Do they know the difference in England really. The story is is that his owner. This is woman. She had the monkey. The monkey like run around this place. Do what everyone to. She got really upset. One day she went to a room locked the door and committed suicide with a monkey had had valid in there. And then the muggy watched your fucking yourself and then he died of starvation by her. fucking dead body okay. I didn't know that monkey would fuck it. Lady Body. Yes maybe he died after. I don't know whatever she died from. She herself lamantia for the claim fucked body. They're looking you stupid bitch. No Eh way I see it. It's treason and welcome back to Kinky Katie's world raspberry live dot com dot com radio DOT. I like the song. They're quite anyway. If you WANNA get in touch with me you can get me on the twitter later at Kinky Katie Radio Kinky Katya radio DOT COM and Kinky Katie Review at G. Mail DOT COM. I it's kind of funny. I know that people listen from fat life guys because I've been getting an an onslaught of requests passengers. They know they censor disturbance in the horse. I smell or something it has changed in social media does a Damsel in distress. She's bored and Horny. I was throw my ticket. Her Her she wants to interact with people beady elite stat. Hurry up ready your Dick. Pics get them ready. Expect I you know life. I mean you could be getting dudes shoving large objects up there you could get funding does way deeper than just the Dick Pic GonNa get over there. Yeah I think you do now I do. Yeah I rarely go on there but I'm just saying though if you get overwhelmed because not everybody wants to see my snatch on twitter you go they ask me to. But there's a lot of people like oh that's a little too far. I know they think it so they they don't get as many likes as the titty pictures so like all right but people love fell after.

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Like I'm a Goddamn wants per se Phasing it I did have quite several offers. Eat My ass really. Offers live tossing a light. The salad tossing. Why is it is there in the in coming up to the holidays Thanksgiving Balloon Lou napn earner if they knew anything about what goes on there? Sometimes they've cut Willy Nilly. Would I'll just say they had any idea who doubt what would that bugs has been thrown Sarah now up as terrible scene too much way too much. Leave it alone retired that you did have have people wanting to lick your tattoo. I too when it was fresh. Fresh Tattoo looking. Oh that just gave me the shivers. Yes I I did have I do have people that. Ask Me. Every time they get attached. There's there's a couple of it's not just one. There's there's more than one whenever they see that. I'm getting a new tattoo. They always ask if they can lick it. When it's fresh ZSA? And like at that. The falcons shop like that that would be that'd be so fucking discussed. Whoa it's one thing? Okay let's say for some reason. I wanted to Lake Your Tattoo. Now you know I know I know it's not my age either. It's not my thing but let's let's just put our thinking caps on imagine a world in which this was true. I just wanted to let me fresh ask Tattoo. I could probably talk talking to you and you're married to me somebody. You don't fucking danger that is that is a level deeper. You're so you're you're you're not willing to go but does change fluids like that. That's not really the kind of no although not be too hasty eleven leaving offers free to hasty okay. What if they had a certain piece of paper on their tongue when they did it and transferred it will and then you maybe then? That's I mean I don't I don't know no negative still. I don't know I don't know this person that's share you. Don't I mean I can totally be getting hepatitis. I'm just saying I think at least I'm not sure I mean that's that could actually be like. That's blood to blood veto veto could be. I mean that's an open wound on your arm. Yeah sure and you're just taking it right to the mouth gus. Any kind of blood pathogen guy in your you could. You could probably get a lot of shit that way and I can't and I wouldn't even fathom the tattoo artists. That would even be okay with that. You know tell you Roy you make tongue and Anna Magwar okay. There you go and he has to wear safety goggles apron yet no in an and mask with just a hole cut in for with his tongue that the whole all is covered by a condom hand. It would probably cost something to like the price of the Tattoo. Yeah and you would have to meet all of those requirements. I mean you're not fucking get in this that no that's yet to be free and we have to Shave Shays range yeah. We don't want hair in your wound shade. The face like why do you. Why did they get to shave me? Well you you gotTa shake for for Touchy Shave. No No. He's shave you. What did I have no idea why shaved I I no no? I don't know why but the first thing popped into my head was some dude like shaving. My a hanging is is part of the deal. Not Ah I'm just I'm just fucking requirements in to where you know nobody's going to want to okay. This is. This is something that is getting absolutely so the AD fucking Gujral. I don't care if not you but I mean like all of you out there listening. There's someone that's probably going to get pissed but you know what really care early Ted for abortion abortion jokes to open the conscience takes going to happen now. Pitch Downhill fuckers anyway. There's a movement to add the letter K for Kink to the ever fucking growing. LGBTQ acronym. I wait another the key is i.

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I mean I mean I want to know does kinky belong with a string of sexual and gender or invasions. I'm serious I don't I don't know I don't even understand. Why whatever dude it's not? It's it's not even it's grown since then that's not even where it's at right now at well Like not too long ago it was LGBTQ L. AP AP and they wanna add the K.. Chew up Yeah I don't know you can add whatever but I mean increasingly you're just subdividing to get everybody what he wants to be self identified like I am not part of them. Their concerns are not the same as mine. Okay wait a minute. I just want to let everyone know looting branded. It's sort of sad really hard to market here. Yes no no. This is even worse. Like how do we tell people what all this means. Put this on. T. Shirt nobody. Nobody surround people. Don't even understand understand the way you know. He was fewer letters. And you want to add one. They don't even dirt not even caught up. Nobody is not even talking about adding adding if you. They actually took some him away if you this. The extended version is an extended version. Yes what is album. It's lesbian gay bisexual. TRANSGENDER gender okay. We're questioning INTERSEX. ASEXUAL A gender okay alley curious Pan Sexual polly sexual friends and family family do spirit and while some of those I kind of get so like I mean obviously as actual yes sir some people people who just very sexual there is no thought of Saxe. TERE's no sex drive's NO I. I am what I am and okay I move on. I don't don't think about having sex with somebody and there's nothing wrong with it now. Let's just that's what you are. I mean what are you gonNa tell. Somebody does a addict like dodie master made. Don't even you know yeah outer. I know they're out there and I can understand them going okay. What category Fed? And you're a sexual you're just without without sexuality which is fine. Actually you'd probably get allowed to Crawley get a lot done. You would be Jason Dick or chasing Fussy or chastened dig and Posey. Yeah but you know that one someone like finds out they're gonNA that's win the challenge begins. I Oh yeah I bet I can get it. Would it would come. But it's somebody that's that's like saying You know somebody who's who's a a lesbian is being a dude getting into flip sides. You know what I mean. If she's not into things predicts she's like and it's the same thing with seventy years as actual I would imagine take care of us like you know. Live anything anybody of your gross cheeses. You WanNa do what I know. I'm just I'm just saying that. I know that someone's going to get like super pests and like I don't know what all of it means. Well that's the problem like everybody has so you know you want to be identified as whatever fine I'll give. I don't care if you want that's up to you but there's no way that you could expect me to understand it all when you know. Oh it's too much to fuck it. Absorb for the average person who I mean. Let's be honest here in order to master all that you really gotta dig into other people's fucking stuck in sexuality which is my fucking like it's not my affair so like you're asking me to care more about your sexuality Lee which I why should I care about your sexuality you. I hope you're happy that's all I hope. I hope you're happy. You don't hurt people like whatever the fuck you gotta do that. Go ahead date. If Aaron hotter fear into like fucking orange cream cycles makes you happy how some job you mad at me for for not under not knowing ahead of time what your Gig is. Because I don't know what your Gig is. I'm probably not gonNA ask either his but if you wanna tell me that's okay 'cause I I you know it doesn't affect my opinion of you know. Obviously there things that would affect my opinion L. Liberty deep dark. Yeah and I like. I like to murder Carlson. They pick up on the side of the road. It'd be like Whoa Dude. What are you doing bro? Like what why are you telling me. Why would you take? I would think that would be. Okay Kasai well on specially net flicks. I mean you literally tell me that you like to meet girls that water. Rb beat and Shit on. But that's what they want okay. I wouldn't be shocked. I wouldn't be dismayed That's your Gig. You get somebody who wants to do it and you're not like has is. This is what I heard before being forced into it. And you know that's what they WANNA do. Cook tear it up anyway. I think we're GONNA go to your favorite segment standby seventy five boobs in and on the news it's time once again for shit man and ah a lingerie brand is encouraging women to grab their boobs for good cause that's right grabbed them chariots curvy.

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Kate is Is here to save the with the. It's just there's there's a there's a thing going on it's called the belly button challenge where it's it's really challenging episode. Today it's making lots of challenging challenges. The judges thirty one time today challenge noches November and Dick. Now what's the food challenge. BELLYBUTTON challenge is out. Like we're GONNA have have a challenge ferry show up. We said his name three times. I don't know maybe whatever you're being challenged little out. Okay whatever anyway the whole thing about things it's it's for women that are skinny and trying to say oh you're not you know you're unhealthy if you're the skinny and it's ridiculous and anyway well it's it's going onto like mental health. Whatever anyway the laundry brand and is targeted towards women with D Cups up and are encouraging women to post pictures of them holding their teddy's with the HASHTAG boobs over belly buttons the feud between belly button showers and booby shores? Yes there's a whole bunch of pictures of women grabbing their titties. Okay and eh both just to be fair. I mean I wouldn't post it on on facebook. I'm lacking to take sides centrist. All right. I'll take belly button pictures or pictures. Whatever you feel like taking anyway they're also trying to wear Lola raise awareness his for for breast cancer there in conjunction with this with this charity called Copperfield. Athlete we did it. I don't know no more. Hey I'm just whatever I'm having a good time I WanNa talk to you about I. Just WanNa give you real quick the top porn sites that you can go to feel safe yes quote unquote quote unquote K.. I mean they're fucking show deserve. Yeah I the number one say they have is browsers really. Yes that's a pay Saito. NATO net pay sites all pace is okay. I mean they have they have freestone be more concerning thing. Because you're giving somebody like some kind of credit card information I would imagine. That's what I'm saying. Yeah so that kind of safety. Yes like your credit card and get stolen more likely. They don't have a lot of problems like that and malware and yes okay browsers yeah. That's a quality side. I hear I know a lot of people who claim to have membership Sta. Uh Yeah Yeah several several reality kings okay now. This wasn't really familiar with but Whatever I'm just really stick to porn hub? I go for free for everyone. It wouldn't anyone says like reality usually. There's you know yeah we have a cat getting into the cat. Only God bless take almost had ever it was Focus Grammar about stand up. I go running into the kitchen and it's right behind me. I don't know what I what I thought. Which Kennedy the me? I don't know what I thought was going to be back there anyway anyway. Startling says all right then after reality kings they have porn hub premium. I'm a fan of porn hub. I like porn hub premium. Though well you get a premium I mean you. You really haven't haven't filed you always find new stuff exactly what you're looking for in a life for you so there wouldn't be any subscription Jewett ever pay for because there's nothing that you would be like now I could find that and I can find that what you want anyway those part and then there's the they sometimes if if I know someone on there that I may a check out their video. Okay so I know but but yeah no of course I mean whatever that that's that's that's most people's gay I mean there's there's people who buy premium thing And there's under Setanta them.

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