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The following program contains adult content kraz language of a sexual manner completely wheatley irresponsible advise along with some things you'll wish you could hear if you're under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based based on their sexuality. Please turn off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day because I was fucking shit atr fulsome. I don't believe in ten nine. It seeks three. Katie's mood starts now you are you ready to trust sack. You said you wanted to play dress up don't you I don't and now live from rule thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that can never seem to remember this safe word your she is your host. The one the only kinky hello hello and welcome to the show. This is Katie's world number two seventy one. I'm your host those can Katie and with me as always gave her plush toy Mr s you sure we are coming at you live from raspberry who live dot com Haiti radio DOT COM I and video kiosk dot net's this show is not sponsored by ABC tonight sponsored so yeah anyway so you're going to be coherent and non mumblings would say I'm GonNa do my damn best. Okay do tale Bastos. I tell you what I haven't smoking I didn't I didn't enjoy I didn't eat any that seems to do it a lot worse to dis you get the sedative the defects to sedate of effects. Oh my God bubbly smart Grad full too much. I think some people are into that Lord Lord of Eight. I was probably about a pinch and a half from wrapping the blanket around my head. Yeah Yeah Ah see I was. I was far such you're saying. I tend to do that in that weird kind of way salacious salacious really know gusting but it is by far the best way to in you know 'cause I I have explained to you sometimes easiest way to take something is literally just tell kit that shit up eh needed when in doubt chewed up we got a little food grinder. Just use your little food grinder fitna powder Panetta Gelatin capsule. Go Anal with it all right. I don't know how you drew that connection because that's not at all but I was talking about talking talking about taking it so positively no early not suppository. Yes I know up rather than yeah down down into rather other than up in a lot of stuff to talk about for us to talk about tonight an alert a lot of stuff for you good luck with that regularly listened to music tonight kids. I do have a new name in free all right yes so the the the the research department get at least a C now. We're GonNa have meet me you. You get a minimum C grade. If you just have the tits ban putting your name on the test you know hey one hundred fifty points just for that well true points anyway. We're also going to have some bad jokes shit yeah well. We have new well. We have one. This is stuff that I recently ran across that. I have not tried to see it so yeah. I've been a little MIA on facebook lately because I yeah I got seventy suspension for pose that I did like three years ago was like three months ago no three years ago. You know you've learned better.

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You're you're a different person now but I think they're seeing that because a haven't gotten travel in such a long time and have been really good. They only gave me seven days instead of fucking thirty days yes every for forgive. Let me tell you what happened. What it was it was it was a video of signs of the lands of the guy doing the talk going? You know a book me. That's that's what it was. It was a little Jif and that was it. I got fucking trouble for that. Well you know you'll figure out that that whole policy thing. They got their little club yeah you don't like it. You can take your shoes. Go Home Tom tell you I don't know but I'm still keeping up. I'm trying to keep up with my my titties on twitter so you guys will be happy. The good news is I'm really catching up on my titty PEX. I've been behind a little able to catch right up now. I have a bunch of new followers. Now I too so I kind of have to be like hey this is what to do. This is why you follow me and is it you promote my stuff okay. That's right right good anyway. did you know that you can actually be allergic to your partner BS. I know this yes you can be sexual. Sexually allergic to somebody. Sexually allergic like allergic to their juice is that you're talking about. Yeah all right. Fuck you bad all right. I mean it's not like they're eating penicillin and you're allergic to penicillin. I mean that's a factor. No that is kind of well. That's one of the like that because we had we have one of those stories yeah yeah that this chick she she sucks her some dues cock and he'd recently taken penicillin. She's allergic to penicillin win so she broke out and got really sick but you know you wonder what else she was doing. Who knows but I mean? He was just trying to find a away to blame her. Obviously it was her own fault. I mean if you if you think that you've met the perfect person and you WANNA fucking get down to the BAJIC check. Well well well all of a sudden. You're GONNA like it doesn't start. It actually starts once it's more in the act like once you've been fucking for awhile and then you start to swell up breakout Arash and then your lady parts are to be on fire and that's kind of that's those are some of the indications allergic allergic to but it could be the other way around to it could be the dude allergic to hurt so that's what I'm saying that the example you're giving me is basically you know checks getting swollen and that's what you're saying. Fuck normally happens urge men. What are you going to get? Hey but honey I could have bigger cock. It's swells right up like a B. Bit Now because some of the other things it's weasing itching hives vaginal burning swelling swelling chest tightness vomiting diarrhea blistering loss of consciousness business pass right out and complete circulatory collapse day hearts talks like your fancy term circulatory collapse that makes us out a lot more official friendly guy. He's writing a blog article. You know what I mean. Yeah you would never do they find out what it is in the person that makes it alert. He's like dietary is it it's different for everyone knows onell. There's no doctor actor that has been able to pinpoint exactly what it is that is setting other people off with other people. I'm a mother fucking Neanderthal sh- all right I got my twenty three me back. Setup was damn near ten percent. Did I can't imagine I can't imagine getting just being allergic to someone you fucking that would suck nuts out suck. That's now. There would be no doubt sucking yeah but you'd find that out early you know what living like you know what I'm saying. What do you mean it'd be early on in a relationship unless you're like like Super Hardcore Hasidic about whatever you're doing and you're not Bang Bang into a wedding night? What if it takes a little longer because I mean but if you're using a buildup effect Nano took over the line now of using condoms and it doesn't you don't feel it right until you start this use mixture? Okay I don't know I don't know you have have a down on her. What's what's going on? What's you're just starting to date? Oh my God I talk is. I haven't explored every orifice before your San Shane. Every overeating has to be deeply inspected kinder- ring until you get it up the gas. Well well south tonight like that might work on some girls.

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You don't have to actually get it up the ass but you can't for me. You just can't can't be saying well. You know simple things like anal. I I would never see that. Never I don't know how far do you for five minutes and you're GONNA have a conversation if you're drawing the line at something so Putin like that what happens when I get advanced graduate level studies. You know what what I'm saying. Oh yeah really what happens then like even let me touch your but so how you dress up like a dog and let me Shit on you. Wow that's a new one okay. That's not mine. I'm just say that what the third that way some day you know I can aspire to something birthday took extra metamucil move still so if you're in the light at something you know I. Where am I going after that I mean what happens if I get a good idea well? We fucked in the ASS so it. It doesn't matter what you're never. You're never a person that was like I would never need no. Oh now so that's acceptable dirty horrible. That's all the better your quality right there. Yes we're talking about dirty whore quality we're talking. I'll tell you where we show. Shell that's right. I'm fucking. Let my let others get too close together. Here used nipples which I don't now. Oh I know what you're talking about. Oh my God. There's an there's this picture that's been circulating around the old interwebs and it was taken out it was on the the the sign for this Mount Carmel or okay now. Let's kill Carbo. It's a church Mount Carmel. It's united methodists coronel no charge Bo the other side and they had their to eat the devils corn and you'll choke on his cub. What is two doubles corn by the way I don't know? Could it be something devils. Corn is probably we'd no. That's a devil's apples lettuce devils coil. What else would the devil's devil's corn be like if you lived in corn fuck and fed wherever you're from and it's got cornfields is everywhere and somebody's growing patch of fine fine outdoor product? You know what I mean well. They would be calling it. The Devil's fucking card you know what I'm saying. Maybe yeah maybe not so it makes a lot of sense. I could be rights what I'm saying. You don't know you could be right definitely not we talked about the doubles corn orange. It was a picture of the anyway. I thought it was funny. I don't know what's happening. I know you lost track of it. That's okay. Where are we calling okay now? This is no big deal for burning man but apparently it made definitely made like a bunch of articles and paper like freaking out but this. Dj Flu he's out of Australia flew them off. No it's pronounced whatever anyway he he managed somehow to shock the crowd which I don't know why they got shocked but who knows he's there was someone in the in in in the crowd that had a sign holding up this as does the DJ es okay or you just just flew meet. Ask whatever okay flu bay sure. Is that really how you say it. I don't know music. Nobody nobody knows how to pronounce it anymore. We read it on a fucking screen. There's is like there is extensive the amount of mispronunciation that happens anymore more earning anyway he he grabs him. Go Go dancer chick. Whatever out from the from the from the crowd says it's way back machine then no they're still called? Go go dancers okay. I'd say that's sure anyway a better over and months chocolate aqua starfish the whole time his girlfriend was videotaping it into it. Yes she posted on her instagram. Unless you put the caption sorry mom us. She's apologizing to her mom for what her husband's doing husbands or boyfriends or exactly where married buried Wa he's. Dj Flu may tickets flu. We have full whatever depends on what Jizya put honest my goodness okay who doesn't get Oranje having some authentic Mexican cuisine Florida's does maybe he likes that Taco.

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What are we okay? Start over. My signs go ahead. I was completely distracted dragged by thoughts I I was I had. I don't know as much dads I I was. I was hanging there for a minute yeah in a Mulligan Mexican food making you're horny judge said well. I mean it does for me. There is a good why I into space why specifically I mean okay the spice. I don't know controls. He who control despite spike controls the universe that's true that have pumpkins and very microphone couples in public giving giving a fucking blowing in the booth at Asser Restaurant Co.. Baby Alka Poco kabuto-cho cold call the manager your call please be incas the table with the side suck off yeah. It was in public and very in front of customers. Are they sure they're not just trying to spread propaganda that Mexican people are Mexican. Women are whores the they think they're just trying the Mexican women are whores. Now the Mug shots are in article and bear word on Mexican okay well. How how are we getting from Mexican food because they were orange just at a Mexican restaurant so that proves it like meaning Mexican? It's making me Horny at the table able it had nothing to do with the Tequila seizes realized that she couldn't pay the bill so she's free dinner. The deal we worked out honey was get the three Taco dinner so title I got two tacos. Guess what you have. Five minutes of sucky already has three thirty two ounce Margaritas but it's not she didn't even get under the table she they were sitting on the same side of the booth and she leaned over what was long as zip because one of the customers like yes. She was bobbing her head up and down on his crotch on his groin is what she said and then there was another totally other different in customer like no I saw his penis and it penetrated her mouth totally orally fucker the the the the now where they were definitely trunk right probably sadder nate. Hey Saturday so I mean it's just they were just drug. People and there was children here. Well you know it wasn't a good idea. No it was not a good idea. I mean I've done some hand stuff onto the table to in public. You know what I'm saying we their holiday here president that we know of because here here's the problem. How many times did we wake up and we had no idea what we did to okay so there you have every there you have it like? I mean so he obviously. Let's hope that they would know better when they're not fucked up. It's pretty sad if just you know what do you mean. Why is everybody got a problem with that? What I get a little blow? He Klein Gela last. She's a haters fun for twenty. She'll do it to you to lose some sizzling. Did you know that there was a there was a down syndrome drag show negative. I did not know that that was the thing okay well. These fucking asshole people are trying to cancel their event because they think down soldier because they drag they. They think that it's wrong and they think that they're being exploited. Even though the like we like this okay I mean nobody's forcing them to do it or nobody talked me into it. no apparently they have a group really it's a UK base true of everyone has down syndrome and they wanted to come to grand rapids Michigan to do to put on an event and you know like a program whatever and like no I I just never occurred to me.

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It just never occurred to be debt the extra chromosome and and and a drag drag show how I just never occurred to me that somebody with Down Syndrome would watch address a drag well. Why not just it's not a why not it's never something that anyone has ever brought up before? It feels a little left handed to me however I have. No you know what I mean. It's like watching a left-handed Pollak jerk off like there's nothing wrong with the left-handed polack Cherokee off at all however it just looks kind of weird. You know what I mean. That's not right. It's well. It's not there's nothing I was wearing jags. It's one of those things they've got to have to get used to the idea. I want to see the pictures. Okay I need to see I say no. Oh how okay k they just. They look like they're drag daily interested. I said okay so I'm kind of you know. I had a different image. Let's say okay. I can't help myself. It's the first thing that popped in my behind. You know what I mean like out of control lipstick all over the face Israel. That's the first thing that popped into my head in this study Vadym. Hell takes too late for that for you worried about Oh I'm not saying things wrong with it. I think it's cool that they're doing it. It just never occurred yeah and and I don't know why I would be surprised and I'm kind of sad that somebody said that they couldn't have their event. I mean just on the face of it. You know downs syndrome a drag show. What Yeah Ah? Let's go see it. I'm just saying I would I would definitely I would go see it so yeah well. We are going to go to an episode of a rule thirty four and when we come back we're going to have a brand new tits man. We're also going to have a bunch of other stuff to talk about where to talk about bears and let's meet so we'll be back yum yum. It's time for a basically and refreshing typing snack. I want you to think just clear nine Mantis on. Let's get it on just playing in your mind. Let's get it on. Can you just let it play nice should get dave. What are you doing got a gallon but no I go? What what? What are you you too? What's going on here? Being you know I'm thinking about it now. Negatively no I could actually played the Goddamn sub all you to tell me I just want them to think creepy. I don't like to get your office does not yes but no it is. It's for everybody. Trust me. They feel the same way I know took a ball now. They think it's creepy to okay. Do you have a point here. Why are we doing? Let's get it on and creepy voice. What's happening next people as sixty to eighty five Dr face charges after being arrested for an orgy in a conservative area of Connecticut so all that just so you people's lugging it off with the Sir Yeah Yeah Doc I like it? Welcome back to Katie's World Razali Dot Com.

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Ca You kidding radio DOT COM radio cast dot net's You can always get me on the twitter later Katie Radio DOT COM g mail DOT COM and usually facebook at Kinky Katie Radio Gumi me Japan so yeah. I like it. Kinda do so guys Here's a little. Psa just remember beady sm where no means Yes yes means harder and Chinchilla means stop sometimes. I'm sorry I can't hear you. Your Voice is very muffled. I know I can't take the ball out. Sorry no no no no I. I don't understand what you're saying. I don't do you know Morse Code Fina Morse Code I can I can do Moore's code you blink. You're right I for long in your left eye for short. Do it that way yeah. I'm on. I don't understand you are you. You Use American Morse code real just never fair verb fair villa over in Orlando has a machine that I want to get in try the trinity and it's a sucker that's a clip sucker over and it also has sorry for villa is a as a porn store that used to work at in Orlando and they they this toy that has a little Click sucker elect. A womanizer liked woman is but it's got a little flicker tongue in the middle of the sucker flicker tongue with a sucker with flicker a sucker with a liquor so k. and it vibrates conflict vibrator okay yeah free need I know who uh the flicker takes. You're not gonNA like I don't. I don't know you wouldn't think I you know I think that would and then you'd be put off of the whole sucker to begin in with. You know what I mean. Well I WANNA do I wanted. I want one of the soccer ones do yeah I mean that's what I'm saying. You should you should do a sucker one and not get a sucker flicker. Well you can decide about the sucker flicker. After you sucker yes right so is the flicker occur may ruin the sucker for you. You know what I mean Gotcha. That's like that's like you know. You got a really bad hand job from a girl and you don't don't want to let her near your deck with your mouth. Oh it's the same idea to hand job could ruin your blow job. That's what I'm telling you yeah so just go to blow. Job Is what I say. Shorter Dicko Straits in the blow Joe Biden it. I know oh I know well. They were GonNa go to your favorite segment. Standby sending is fucking look and didn't you watching me and referral. It's time once again for all right every body today's hits man is brought to you by facebook vassals also have me under suspension but the place that you cannot open you know I I personally think at the moment but I can tell you about somewhere to go. If you WANNA see some facebook friendly titties okay it's called beautiful breasts and it is a facebook page that is catered to and nothing but pictures of chicks with big Nice tits in bras or tank tops or disclose your business uh-huh all right so they and they are very nice so if you want to check out some cities that are actually facebook friendly we go to the beautiful breasts recipe and check them out all right so that is your man for the week hit so there you go aright. You know you could ever post anything there. No Okay Oh okay. I'm just making sure you understand that. Everybody else can have fun doing like that but you can rather just yeah I mean you could but I know you would be upset. If you just out update brilliant you off. You've adobe. No you wouldn't like it no I wouldn't you be really really bad and when Lily and watch watch him get in trouble now because I said something that's going to be some like mini reporting who the page report the ministry okay sure other people know about it. If you found it it's been found by billions. Come on travel huge group. You J- you know what I mean. Okay okay now.

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One of the most popular fantasies people tend to have when women tend to have our love no the rape fantasies too. I really am upset. Squad Katie Opposites Watch with with alopicia Asia. That's all Rogaine didn't work fine. It's a lie. It's a lie Sarah. I Li- I like a like a woolly Bernanke Willie. What are we doing about sasquatch here? Now we're kind of rape fantasy rape rape fantasies. There's actually some rules that are good rules to follow a to have a successful and safe rape fantasy. You tell you the first role I railway vanity dope all the cost table. We'll yeah no. That's you should read people but I mean if the fan is okay. I'm not talking about. Hey don't like grabs. Grabs grew where like rape that you have to be specific with people and I think I think rule number two I know is well should be. We have rules like I would have rules. There's there's some tips that that that people have talked about. There's been focus. Groups chases be and love fantasies in general you know but in particular they're kind of the rape fantasies they say it's better to act it out the long term partner that you love and so when you can talk to about anything is it. That's what they say. Okay I mean well. I mean I yeah I can see that because you I don't WanNa go fucking total stranger or do you just start fucking and he takes it too far or gets like oh having happy about it like I knew it I could tell by by is the data droppings you're leaving. Do you know where you're going to be and I knew I had rape you access. You wanted take could could be listening through Alexa. They don't listen just data data points. That's all just meditate. You don't eat it. Don't worry okay fine and other tips that they were giving us a you need to be committed to the role. I don't know why why you're they were saying that. You need to be in love love. I mean I always I always thought the best way to do. DV experimentation was to get really fucked up in wing. Yeah I mean that was is always your theory. I'm really fucked up this not a good time to do this but I they really WanNa get raped you handle that thinks that which usually your method search or oh yeah. DVD's will be fine sure punt remained. I don't know double vaginal penetration painful painful. Whatever get hurt at all of course I was fine in? Everybody else's fine okay so what's the problem really. Two out of three of us were okay. It was my birthday. Okay you enjoy yourself so he did just the next day and when you saw it up and that's when the pains that then it was not comfortable at all well. I don't know why you tried to shove to Dixon and your bus try. What do you expect you had? Did you had to Cox penetrator you in the same fucking orifice expect it not to restore the SANGRE. It'll well not even not even a little. I guess I I wasn't giving myself credit. We're walking right past rape panacea here okay for crying out loud Katie. Are you guys you guys easy to be equally committed to the fantasy. Okay you can't have anyone really like Oh okay. Whatever okay okay well well level of commitment is just whatever now what you can do? I don't know some people just just you know we I mean you both have to be okay with it. You both have to be AH definitely talk about it before him because you can't have like one extreme and then one is like I thought it was playing nearly woo so now anytime time you're doing something weird you. You better like spell that shit out. 'cause I mean you don't have a say Ford Anyway you do. You have small thing it is. I mean if he decided not to use a good luck. Get a lawyer you know. I don't think you've got that far. Well notary. I'm saying if you don't spell things Outta time you probably need a lawyer. Somebody may may decide to fucking call some some th- ord high authority and you're not GonNa have any any good excuse for that.

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You know what I'm saying yeah. No that's true. All somebody asked to say is no. He's fucking crazy. What kind of a fucking psycho do that take us to jail son fact yeah? She WanNa read a carve my initials into her sternum. I mean really if you're going to do any kind of a realistic thing like that. Where where you plan on going deep you know you better? You better spell that shit out double double croshere I would get into writing in writing. I would probably videotape the person talking about it. You know what I'm saying. Joe Ha 'cause definitely just become. I don't want to go to jail if I'm standing in Fred of a jury and you're on the other side. Guess what I'll go to fucking jail no matter what I do. I Say I am fucked I. AM fucked. There's no way they don't send me jail forever. I'll come on. That's not true okay yes. It's true now. Yes now if I was somewhere if I was somewhere by myself with a woman and she she decided I've had this fear with going to people's houses doing plumbing you know what I mean yeah and you show show up and they say you fixes for free maybe they they try to work it out with the aware you know I'll I'll. I'll bang you do this for free and you turn them anyway. They could just say hey. You're doing it for free. Call the cops say and you try to rape me and no matter what happens. I'm pretty well fucked yeah. Well Fuck. I mean that happened that happened at at my where I used to work. When we first started dating where the guy there was an electrical company and one of the one of the employees came back from lunch and he smelled like perfume yeah and he adhered adhered bartered he bangs one of the clients we found that out and doing this got fired because then 'cause she called back to she wanted at work done any more work than juice? Can you send someone else this time fired him. No we're not sending anyone to you. You've banged our prophets DA- stupid pitch so yeah so he did. He did like a bunch of electro or for her and and it's it's not even a looker either. No I mean it's avid one time to me where somebody somebody a girl offered Shabby Jabe. She fled and she was a cam girl. She had her whole cam set up in your garage remember and cheated water heater Ed she literally. I'm told her about telling me how much money it's going to be at. She kind of steps closer to me and she was she was hot. I mean she had faked. It's it's not my thing stunt like but anyway it totally like steps closer like I'm sure there's something we could work out and starts to unbutton doubt we could work out. It's twelve hundred eighty nine dollars I take credit or cash or check. That's what we're doing. I dare remember that and then walking away. Get No fucking way even even even if a girl totally was down wasn't didn't have some evil intent like you can't do that because you're going to jail son Yeah but the funny part is is the very first movie I ever did. We went to the table reading and you came with me and you're like that's that girl you're like. I think that's the garage she ended up being in the movie. She's like I'm not doing it. She kind of you know what yeah that blonde girl but I didn't have a real high with I I. I don't know that she kind of looked like her anyway because you can't stash and she would not look over no this way though it was it was kind of a strange meeting. You made somebody somebody deal. I remember I told you about the girl who totally was was trying to work something out and then she ended up like right after that she's like I'm not telling movie L. Well could have been. I don't know sounds so genuine. Were weren't we in mid conversation with something or other. We were talking talk about a completely different thing other than what we were just donald rape fantasy fantasy refinished doing. There's a couple of they were caught having sex in a car parked in the police parking lot like the the headquarters parking lot yeah. I like added in a naked couple. Why what do you mean added in the newer having sex obviously sex with your clothes close on some level of undress because you can pull panties Kok netted horrify exciting some a caucus out? There's a cock out you have to assume there's a state of undress there you know what I mean well as a twenty five twenty four year old and they were very fucked up and they were naked in the backseat and their bane each others but they still got cited for disorderly conduct.

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They're not gonNA be like campy obvious Kamyab where we can be obvious but I mean that's the whole thrill we have fact a whole lot of places. Thank God there wasn't any any kind of like strange you. You know what I mean. What do you mean like like a whole bus full of orphanage driving by yourself? That never happened to us now so we would do shit it and weird places but somehow we were. We were always pretty good about not getting caught. I mean we totally kind of like anytime sure there was a potential. There was no doubt it was great anyway. There was a woman that went on Instagram to tell well her story She said that she used a vibrator a lot like a lot a lot okay well. She used it so much on a daily basis that that she quote unquote broke her bags. She's okay it wasn't a really large when she tried to shut up there right it wasn't that it was the repeated beating the repeated beatings but with your puss through cd the Datu especially well this chick was a sex columnist and an idea model because who isn't and she's brought monster. I am not but whatever she says that she she she got out of a loveless marriage and she discovered the joy of sex toys. She she went on she fucking she believed the hype of the the rabbit that was on the sex and the city to do. We talk about her. What Boyd time I thought check a broker pussy but she was a writer? She was a sex columnist all miss. Are you regurgitating. Are you repeating am I. I don't know it could just be me. Maybe I heard it. suppler target hard to say memories can't be trusted us. I know I've told the story of when I thought I broke mine what you've been at several times. They're Obama Clinton. No I'm just saying that in a few times we have weight pussy different ways definitely never ways execution. Russian live lube going too far with an inflatable yeah yeah well well. I don't know she thought she got a SD from vibrator era swear to God. I got Clementi any a Katie so she went to the doctor because her fucking putter was all beat up and the doctor because of the abuse to her meet Mytton Britain said Dude. You need to dial it back on the fucking Shit gets that box of break. I'd really prefer if you didn't call it my meat bitten yeah. It's sensitive against triggered me drink. It takes speeding when I say me. Don't say that well speaking of meat in Vegan news third or does a Vegan recently sued her neighbors for having Avenue Barbecue Yeah it was yeah it was I did hear about this for having a barbecue. She's likes you've made it impossible possible for you to enjoy my backyard with the stench of cooking meat to bet. I bet it sucks. I mean if you're in an environment share. You don't like barbecue but hey how are you going to prevent somebody else from having barbecues said they're doing it on purpose to annoy me okay that in barbecued delicious you forget about this sure well. She's also expressed issues with them for smoking cigarettes outside and noise of their this makes you laugh noise of their kids kids playing basket well long how tragic trick with God Shiva Bro Yeah but I've never been to anyone but like you and facebook okay. You never actually go outside. Wave your hands. No now I don't defend the passive aggressive thing you sit inside in Stu yeah well the neighbors they created an event page and it says don't let seal destroy the goal AC- see judiciary join us for community barbecue and Health Seila Garden. Get some pork on her fork. Bring your own hotdog buns. ps No oh vegans their park on for yes well more than three thousand people expressed interest in attending the event. I know it'd that'd be great.

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It'd be epic every that supposedly went all the way to their supreme court yeah but they they know they threw it out but like totally went to the Supreme Court so like the amount of money a cost the neighbor to like have their barbecue. I'd be pretty fucking best. I look I'm not breaking any laws. I'm sorry you don't like barbecue. I'm sorry defend you against it. You know you're not into an fine but you're gonNA have to fuck and deal with it or move because I do nothing wrong. Bitch ain't doing nothing wrong. I'm we taste burning bodies. Just just say it's now. She's fucked yeah. We're GONNA have a basketball football tournament. That's right that's right. We're GONNA have a new cigar lounge being put up right on the border between my house and yours as trump's gonNA come build a wall against what you're GONNA pay for it yeah. There's a wildlife centre they they're going to they'll name a salmon after your ex WCHS and then they'll feed it to a bear talked about this and you did because I forget what what you had said but yes for the life people they have not heard you talk about the salmon. That's okay just just you know what life people go and download something for once. Why don't you go to fucking webpage and actually listen to one the you're not gonNa hear it unless you do that? How about you try that once you like it all live TV? I don't know it's not live. I don't know what to do just fucking pretend pretend it's fucking live. That's all talking to you out there. That's right well. Porn is starting to do is still doing good stuff for the Environment Oh. When did they know that in to the environment environment they do great work really well now every time you can help saving by every time you watch this this porn channel? They're going to plant the Tree Arbor Day celebration of Arbor Day certain videos yeah every time we watched videos on on on no no no no why not Kurds that like bad to do to. Somebody's trying to save the forest now. It's it's every it's it's. It's been the worst for every one hundred videos you stream viewed in one specific category on the site yeah. That's it yeah. That's what it was that they'll plant plant a tree. They said Monday afternoon they've already had more than eleven thousand zero saves. The planet is what you're saying well. There's they still do. They're doing that be porn. Yeah the be porn what's to be porn anytime you roll like just average people screwing generic. Oh Oh you dick fish odors. No audio attached to it all seventy bushes out out there now now certain it's in a certain category that if people watch those specific videos than it makes donation to help save honeybees honeybees oh I don't remember that at all we talked about okay so but bully little and they've been doing a lot of other good stuff jeff do besides the porn watch it regularly though SOCO say the Environment Watch a porn that's right go go go watch one hundred hundred porn porn one hundred wow and once if it category just so you know you don't necessarily have to master ate the entire time you're watching. It and I don't and you don't have in one day. Just one category like really everybody likes to binge. I mean what if I want to sit down and watch like twelve hours straight of have you know whatever I feel like in your case it would be either Fuckin- hacked off torso like you totally watch a porn with Whitney Cummings fucking sex doll sure yes yeah. I know she should totally do that. Set that needs to happen. It's as she's been she's been going around everywhere with her sex. Doll that looks like her. She really needs to make a point. I think she does no really need to tweet her and tell her we need porn with your sex doll. It's fairly I don't need money that bad. It's not about the money yeah yeah I mean it leads to exist. Don't like make some Rando Dude call the same doll company and say I want to order that same doll and I still got them old. I'll pay you good mass production Whitney dolls yeah yeah last name is cummings and did I come. I'm all over you anyway. There's a core eighty one year old man he was left with a three month or action. Usually elections called faster than an undiagnosed bladder cancer.

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Two guys Dick is is ruined. It's toast. Yes it yes for the last five years of his life yeah well he didn't he didn't seek medical help for painful or action until he had a he waited until he had trouble taking a leak so that's maybe we should go to the doctor. How long seventeen days tell what you said had three months? Oh my God yeah so he was around the village Bang and people's still don't think he was doing with yes he was making can use that thing. That's why I want to go to the doctor. He's he's gone out with a fucking bang well. Maybe this is going to be the last action. My Dick is GonNa see I am I am raving everything well they when they did an x ray and ultrasound to define what was going on. They said he had a tumor on his bladder. Sadder was it was like by his donkey and that's shopping the blood inside letting it recede. Wow Yeah wow how sorry man he only had seven years for the Dick hope he used it. Well Zoo only had seven years with the Dick. What does that mean seventy? Oh zero eighty one or eighty one years sorry you could run. What are you worried about? You don't need your Taymor. That's right. Thank really you could bring a hip. Let us cut it off. Rachel alleged I know send it to the DIG Museum. Okay see see there you go you can put in a jar okay freshly harvested we could name it like Nakajima Okay uh-huh which means three months of their erection and so I- hardewyk Cantonese which is really strange because it was Javanese uh-huh. We have a kitten standoff. No now we did for a second there crowdedness. Everything will be fine. Okay well. They'll be fine. They're all three just up on the fucking show counter here to overlay doubted chilled out and the young ones trying to hop up in join the party yeah unsuccessfully really. I think it's kind of funny that I I love these surveys that they do for people that people who masturbate regularly are more likely to be managers. Is that like a chicken or the egg question like which game I yeah they say if you jerk off more or you know you masturbate more than you're more likely to be a manager at your work. I mean I really do and they did a survey over a thousand people and ask about their their fucking masturbation habits as well as their job. I told you I was I dam management material told you just proof management material. Katie keeps the stress off of me. I'm just stressed out. I gotTA FUCKING DOC in rub one out all the time just happens Katie. I'm sorry so they were more likely to be employed and we're likely to hold management positions and more lately to earn what salary employed really yeah. That's the first time I ever heard a correlation between chronic masturbation and employment exactly seems a little fishy to me and they they've been fucking light throughout like salary ranges to really masturbate between fifteen and twenty five times a day Mel when they when they just delve deeper into the results found that the that infrequent masturbaters earn an average of like like forty four thousand dollars a year while those who totally went off at least four times a week earned almost forty eight thousand dollars on average so okay so it seems like the guy who may who made this really was was masturbating five five times a day and it really seems like that. Is it me I don't know they also say that the regular masturbaters that they're eight percent more likely to ask for erase powerful master of my domain. You know how many nuts I threw away in our fucking break room sink to know oh so I know everybody and Sylvia's coffee Jesus. What more do you want from me? Whatever yeah yeah yeah what they were GONNA get Outta here for the week? Okay Yeah quitter not a quitter nursery or I don't know I don't. I don't have anything more interesting. Some of them not surprise. You don't really on your mind so why it could take away sometimes at night yeah I can hear it.

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I know whatever I I know. We're hoping it something's gotTa go back in there. Someday back like me dirty. Whore quality has nothing to do? It was intelligence. Let's just say you know vacuous been bet it you could have varying wildly varying levels of fucking intelligence and you could still have the dirty whore equality quality. It's very true it's right side and we know a couple people like that either very smart with a dirty whore quality weed sometimes. There's a there there yeah everybody everybody goes any direction. You can't tell who's GonNa have the I mean you could tell immediately when within like two or three words typically I think I know for or at least in my mind idol yeah no. I'll whenever yeah don't tell me you you pick the same people I do. Take Avid Jared Kushner quality you you completely agree almost every time yeah or or if you don't agree right away you'll see more of them and go yup. I see see it now. I see what you're saying Stereo or quality this. Oh there's it's. I don't know you just made me thought of this to like an old dirty horror. There's a there's a sixty year old dominatrix. She charges men. One hundred and fifty bucks an hour to come clean her house. That's a great business model is when she looks like she someone's mom and she hasn't come over and she dresses sissy maid outfits and puts like pig masks on them mm-hmm and makes them and people always take something like that for a living. It'll be so easy smarter than somebody around. It's not I'm telling when you because then you know you you lose patience with people you just fucking. Get the fuck out of my face. You know what I mean. Yeah I mean I don't know some people are better at it than others. I mean so he kinda like born with it but they can just do it. Endlessly yeah get annoyed. I do yeah somebody's up. If you're asking about you look. Why don't you just go fuck yourself yeah life God? I don't know what to do up my ass Jesus Christ but she's got this whole fucking wardrobe depict from for different clothes different masses. You can wear because a lot of guys like to our mass. The can't see their face S. O of their masochism masochism yeah well. I mean some people. They like to show their shit off like yes. I own it but other people like don't look at me or they're like I wanna be a pig a nasty pig Wailua and the enhancement of the fact that you're being you're being thirty two and that I chit in front of everybody you know yeah the humiliation factor because sometimes she does have friends come over to have the Old Lady dominatrix gather. You're talking about right hundred fifty two hundred fifty an hour. You gotta you gotTa you gotta get busy making a mess at some point. It would have made uh-huh I if you have enough customers you're going to have a really clean house and what the fuck are going to be clean and shows us how to get creative. That's what I'm saying. What are you GONNA do? Brush rushed to clean the toilet opera start. He an dining-room floor could recreate a love flooring clean it up. He's not even mine who you're like that our guy we saw the NASTIES freaking video ooh good. It was deep deep poop play I could I could. I couldn't watch it. I started and I was like Oh Ooh I got to watch a pretty foul shit to have not had fell though really bad dudes swimming around assessable yes in a latex gifts outfit yeah yeah who was a hard one to keep down. I don't know I kept it out. What okay coming up plummer bad for me but who happens? It's just a part of Life Katie. Yeah I understand staring into the abyss of a septic septic tank many a time yeah but you haven't been like go for a swim now not so much now when a run in my face he's put it in my matter of fact. It was always whatever I gotta do. I gotTa do this quickly so I could put this Goddamn laid back on yes. I really don't want to be here. However somebody's paying me good and you know at the end of the day? These people need somebody to do this. Yeah all right guys so we are going to get out of here for the week when we come back I do have some information that I don't know I had to tell you. We're not yet but there are some surprises coming up back well next episode Oh next week yeah okay so next week you go deep cheese.

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