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The following program contains adult content Kraz language of sexual manner completely irresponsible advise along with some things you'll wish you could hear if you are under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day cause. I was sucking the Shit to be let God bleed. Katie's ruled in ten nine eight seven six three Katie's starts now . Are you ready. You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you come on Elmo and now live from rule thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that has electrocuted her pussy more than once. If you're cheese your host the one the only Kinky Katie hello hello and welcome to the show Gigi gains rolled number to sixty four and we are coming at you. Dive from RAZZ RADIO DOT COM Kinky Katya DOT COM and Irio casquette almost didn't for a little bit but we are there. It's awesome when all the passwords change. He said it didn't okay anyway. I Heroes Gigi Katie and Whitney as ours is my favorite busker. FUCK TOY MR S G hi. I'm audie okay. Will you all be shortly. I'm your your wall. You'll be all stony on the couch right T._v.. Levy you'll be something now. You'll you're safe. You can feel are you have I. I I really hey I sleep grope unit that guy with a finger China go crabbing. If I find a wake-up. It didn't happen so okay but if I wait what am I wake up. Tenets absolutely haven't so you roll the dice. I mean who knows what what are formed here. I mean let let's just theoretically say dead by probing my ass it without letting me know how to time while I'm sleeping couldn't do some kind of like alien abduction dream say well. We'll call it stormy area fifty one yeah yeah see especially was all that you now going on in the news. You know people are GonNa be stupid take and we we all know that the government has like all kinds of cool shit to kill me. What do you like? They can't kill us all yeah. The cat can again. It's it's pretty easy for him really good find. I know and not only that if it is where let's say theoretically you're right. There's aliens air. Okay you assholes. Get all the way in there. How you get in I I mean what kind of building do you think that they're putting fucking alien technology? I mean just conceive of that in your brain for a minute and then think how the fuck am I getting through that five foot thick fucking steel door arena bell on has like our or you can listen to it numb not let her know more. What do you think it's going to happen here and you're not GonNa make it that far anyway? Where we oh yeah anyway tangent alien probing I wake up like what do you'd think real life I would do if I woke up in the middle of an alien probing? I go fucking murder balls manner so like any normal person you know what I mean. I wake up with aliens all around me probe of my ass. You know somebody's throws fucking hands ED's. I just did a creepy voice in your ear. What Help Caz love it that that will help at all to do that? If you want but there to live here that love the creepy voice to okay. I'm surely do fine good for Some people liked large object shows address to that's very sure I've been catching one on twitter my goodness. That's not my that's not my fucking GIG. However if that's what you like cool I you know jam which clam on or whatever back clam bag the rear clam clam Suarez astles bigger than a pussy to fucking? That's a fucking canyon.

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It's a chasm wow wow is the guy for the guy. If I wanted to watch that well you don't really need not a need to watch however funny until really you start seeing Cini gaping videos and it stops being funny or funnier more little announcer guy makes it completely worth it queen of the gapes the director here whoever it is he's too unlike she claims the guy she's Gaipur all all you look at that guy I look at the guy he gets all into. It's worth to watch for that. If you guys out there remember D._v._D.'s D._v._d.. Eighty Yeah we saw that Oh my God the cover perverts are we. I worked at the time we had your eyes love to pick up the weird shit but you know how many D._V._D.'s for all you like. We had boxes in boxes. This is in boxes of fucking still do have some of the Free Oh my God and those are all like to our log fucking d._v._D.'s of well back in the day. It was hard to get forward Sherman way back there. I mean there's there's there's a bunch of Shit. There's people listening now. Co wasn't on what how did you get porn. D._V._D.'s well before that tapes and before that like eight millimeter fucking film reels he looked a billion version crossed out. God Still Watch out one uncle Jeremy correct you know talk about Uncle Reggae gets me Oh sale. Okay semi texts like that. We're not making any sense what's happened. This is our normal usual nonsense. No it is not a normal usual nonsense. Oh and I usually get through fuck it. We're we're hitting topics. We hard hitting fucking topic hard hitting. Oh my God I'm GonNa find out WHO's fucking pool flow I just want to I say that I do want to start off by saying a big. Thank you to pry into wit of Atomic Tattoos in Orlando. He did an awesome job on my forearm tattoo and I'd also like to thank the fans that helped make this happen we shall call one of them the wizard of Oz because that's what he had said to me in a other post and the other we're GonNa call you BRAINIAC and yes. I see you out there. Who boop what I don't know? Sometimes it's better that I don't really understand but it worked out pretty good. It came out good looks good. I know I can't wait to get more done excited. I'm sure you are sure you are so appreciate credit and my goodness all right so so so so so my God sends you two hundred so no hard time now. I don't is a little blur eating my glasses. She's discovered lately that she starting to need it reading glasses. Hey I don't seem to be like eighteen years old. I know I know fucking. Oh excuse me we jeopardize. Whatever but I I wear I wear proud? You know I 'cause we cheer matter fucking hot. Not Everybody knows it but there are plenty women who are into it so daddy out to tell you don't do that and it's not working for me and twitter. They'll so forth dealbreaker hall and I said well you can fix that one. I really look like a sausage diversed. What if he gets like a chemical peel like oh you know what I mean in order to make sure that the areas thoroughly been fucking skinned out you know what I mean like I have four skin however I am willing to do like a deep cleaning like you're going to play for a while like in its hermetically sealed when you get to the cleaners and a little bag or something hotels knew that band around the toilet still fresh? You know it's a lie yeah there you go you know oh no that just sounds that just sounds like it would hurt. There's IT'd be worth eighty day would be birthing. It's like why is it already.

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Angry looking took steam cleaner to it now. There are exceptions. Whatever because I remember why because I was I was re? You're watching the the comedy central roast of Bob Zag it is funny and and then I said but I said I would fuck that guy. I said but you know what I I'd Fuck Stamos aside nor is II slathered in Greek yogurt and lick it off for something he will. I bet US Greek men have usually a force Kinsey goes Zada dealbreaker will most bend. I mean a lot of American men Abbott stepped in cut yeah the rest of the world except up for like Israel. Obviously you know they're. They're wearing the sweater so so it's it's a it's a it's a Jewish thing. That's turned into a American thing. I don't know so anyway yeah so I'm not I'm not saying that you know today will be dealbreaker. It all depends on the situation. Don't tell me it's clean if it's not you Dick fucking bike that shit right off if I take your hands in your pants off and I can smell from where I am that's the problem yeah then Dennis definitely yeah well and that kind of goes without saying teed stooge guide to know that they gotta know if your Dick reeks because you they've got knows blind to their own junk funk rock probably are knows blind to see. I don't know this don't smell ammonia every time you come near. I smell ammonia. Are you like are you alien. Do you sweat ammonia. You may human cheese in here some of that a weird moldy thing going on that Twang Celo Mold Spore and here. I don't really can't peg it. I I don't WanNa pay so doc talking. Oh No. Let's not let's nothing no thank you run across some of the stupidest articles. There's there's one there you know that there are people out there. Do believe this shit does new study shows ninety percent of men who were skinny jeans find other men attractive. Okay I ten percent of man five ninety five percent of men who what who were skinny Jean wear skinny jeans yeah turn out to be gay do they apparently they do. There's a whole generation that pretty much. You know to be aware of. I don't know but I just think that that's absolutely dumb as hell. I mean come on now the just skinny jeans they're pretty ridiculous. Look into me but whatever yeah I mean for me to like think about but accepting gone. That's really that tight and low writing just doesn't seem like something I do and I think there's some guys that try to wear Manila clear frog they do is they turn green and now because they were like really skinny legs but Yoon they got a muffin top and they're like broad-shouldered so they look like they've got an like sucks in because they're Su- retired so skinny legs and great big fat topic tour so okay so it said V. V-shape all checks it looking for Donna like a fine point at the bottom they're not all ticks are looking for that v what I mean. It's not really a V. in that case. It's more like a mushroom cloud because your fun guy near that commercial. I don't even know what commercial you're talking about. You have to make sense when you're talking. What do you mean commercial? Did you know the elephants like a really league or blades and play hide and Zeo Tree. I don't know jam. How do you know how do you know how do you know how do you know elephants are good at hiding in trees? No you fucked it. I'm not how do you know that elephants friends are good at hiding intrigue. Have you ever seen an elephant up in a tree. No one is not say no because they're really good at law sure yeah. I like that you know. You don't even know what you just said. You can repeat it because I guess you can't. I can't to negative why don't we know elephants hide and trees. Are you going to get to show Oh. Can you start reading there was there was a woman that said that she wore a music activated vibrator to a club instead of doing rugs. What do you do that wet accompaniment to is a devote but apparently if you when you got further into because she was like an addict she knows she could still go and have a good idea? If you have substance problems to go I mean whatever so but she said she ended up having multiple orgasms I mean I believe is I personally do both but that was a degenerate like I'm just saying you went and you bought those on Amazon and you WanNa have a good time with them.

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If you want you know I'd I'd have a hard time not at least getting some fucking no acid for me. I would enjoy that so much better yeah yeah that would be the way to go with the music activated by Raider. We'll the cool thing is you could either any remote control so you can either use the remote control yourself or you can hand it off to somebody else. The have you know how that is though they vary change e- well not only that but push buttons and it's funny because anytime you get one that's exactly what you do to like. It's he can't help it yeah but or else and then someone shines a light and you're and you're like Ooh then it's like did you. You're ignoring me. I haven't felt this thing. Go off an hour. What are you doing doing something? Oh what's my new buttons Doodoo founded again there you go but it's called the club vibe three. Oh h or Oh oh God ah cray marketing team you kind of get paid the big bucks archer pulses an vibrate says music and there's three different different settings you can do. There's there's TS mode groove mode and club hub mode mode and club mode about what demotes do know I've played with with remote Pani inserts like this before and they're they are pretty neat because there's there's an Oh my oh my God oh my God and they've got different different different toys that will go to music well. I mean that's something that we saw at a lot of clubs dot not that product but girls wear grow control panties at at different events and Shet- and in a bunch of times and the Google art is if you have someone within range that has the same kind of pants. You're wearing the remote the remote sets them off yeah. That's that's that well yeah well. It's one of those things things you learn from going. What the Hell's going on? What are you doing? I'm not doing anything yes. You are no no hanging out for another remote control share. There's one founded. There's one oh my gosh well well. One person was having a fucking blast add a at a music festival Momo's club many way there was this one woman she was rushed to the hospital after having a heart attack at a swingers festival. Take a foot Bihar doubt brutally what she as she recently well. We recently told you about Europe's largest sex festival did we you know they're like no one knows where it is until like the day of or the day before I don't remember I think I I kinda. Do It's like it's like a fuck coachella. Yeah probably festival a had a different name and it was a way cooler than that right right right right ah right there was a cooler where we're calling the European sex. Look that one up well one of the tennis. She says she pushed yourself too hard during group activities knees and that's when she had the heart attack he's fifty she's only fifty two and she was at that at a secret location. She had to be airlifted in the hospital. They're seven people were present wouldn't at seven people seven hundred people were president at the festival at everyone's like what the book is going on like. Why is there a helicopter here in drones and Shit it was it was a little bit of it? Oh there it is Europe's biggest sex festival. It comes right up in England. It says she had a heart attack during a Raunchy tug of war jelly wrestling well you exert yourself a lot. You know it's very slippery stuff that she signed a release yourself. Then who's responsible for that now. I'm pretty sure the there are shit the you that you have to sign. We talked but yeah like if you break your pussy. It's not my fault prolapsed agenices fault of this festival. Get your bands. The children will and will not do don't lose your body your body. If you lose your body. Come up to the panel and we'll out on the P._A.. System we'll give you a new body to that buddy shares back up. Ah Wherever works for you guys. Where's your? Where's your Hanky? Do I have a place to stick a hand. If you don't know what the Hanky code is there's a whole oh my goodness leather daddy addy or it's not even but it's it's a whole it's it's very pop while has with with a lot of gay men in like gay clubs anyway.

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There's a Hanky code like different colored Yankees. You put in different pockets in different manners news and they kind of tell somebody what you're into like. I mean to water. I want to be peed on or I want a P._R.. New I wanted poo on you. I take it in the ASS. I do it in public like all of these things have different fuck. It handke's yeah that. That would you walk up and you see the guy standing there. You know he's got. He's got the fucking yellow Hanky in his back pocket. He's he on the left. Yes he's willing to receive some urine Ullivan his face writer Tamar and there when you find the really freaky ones they start pulling out like a fucking magician. Like who are they going. Where will it stop? It's actually a really good idea for people at like faddish parties to have some sort of markings markings. You know we got a plaid. We're GONNA brand. Everybody so you don't have to answer a lot of questions. I brought the pine AP. Oh God it's such a thing it's so funny money for a couple of friends of ours that go to calcite inside which is a nudist resort apple they have they have special mugs that they bring their pineapples and they they had like a pint upside down pineapple which came first the rumor or did they just adopt opted after this is the thing okay. We're GONNA make it a thing no thing but they're they're apples. They're on a lighted bread dolphin well. That's because you always you always think of you know. Pineapples are quickly and if you had one of those up your ass the next day you're gonNA be sore and that's kind of the same thing you're gonNA be sore out. One way or another Japan has hopped on the Sex Robot Brothel Bandwagon. They're perfect for Japan and added has they they actually intend to add male sex dolls because there's been a surge of men wanting bisexual threesomes so they wanna hotel straightaway or just a complete. No Oh my sexual Seattle devils freeway yeah. They want us to Dell three-way. They want to see what's up with the sausage yeah but there but there's such a stigma that they're afraid to do it like they. Don't WANNA come out or say that that's what they want. So now you say so I was thinking too when I first started. I was like surger they won like a real woman in adult do the both boy to girl right but I'm saying are they going to bring in a life female and then use a male doll oh but now they just have have a girl that comes in and Ramczyk in the ass or the Dildo no no they top it dude. That's enough for that. You Love Asian for come on. No I don't love it. It's it's it's fucking weird and bizarre. I can't get around the pixelated salaciously the Pixel so much it does is it can't show pre-care citing girl screaming crying yeah just like he's not hurting and then I forget. I'm like euro tiny so now that that it it's weird how everybody attorney you stretch like like every how everybody interprets how people wanna see them. Fuck is it's amazing to me yeah. Well animated characters are becoming extremely popular. Choices leases at the at the brothel well of course I see that habit Sur Bon who know Beth yeah I'm Bon Bon okay anyway blush. You're my besides the causeway you can also choose what they wear either basic lingerie schoolgirl unfitness gear or what they say is executive woman. It goes back act like everything we always say like. How do you clean them? I mean we've seen power legs like you know places in Japan making food and they're really clean about shed so I'm just curious for they'd have to have it like written out somewhere. See Somebody lead instant. Somebody knows is happening I wouldn't I wouldn't worry about one in Japan. I read worried about what anywhere I went. Yes I would because I don't know how them nooks and crannies are getting fucking flushed out and yeah I don't know who is they're banging before. I you know what I mean. What if he's got? What if he's got like something horrible that I die from like Ebola or something? I don't know get swine flu from his Dick. I don't think that can happen who watch we're GONNA go to an episode of rule thirty four when we come back.

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We're going to have some other fun stuff. We're GONNA have some fun. Facts and Rosa can have a brand new tits man so enjoy stick around. We'll see and you're young time basically Andris snack production company called Kits Fan Stephen and it's got a new show from boob tube. Okay it is the first episode of the new web series documentary the world's best female paddlers okay on and off the river so basically it's really hot girls in like small bikinis in Pre boot focused and the first episode it's called Titled Pass Profundis and Big titties again. I found Teddy's kayaking 'cause it's on G._T._S.. There's something okay well. Maybe they do okay. Wait a research research whatever like over an intern I mean. I don't know what languages in so I mean. It doesn't really matter you can check out kids deep on facebook for more information that so yeah so that is man for the show so basically it's a show checks run around bikinis. Watch it pretty much just like musical montage. Gosh it said that the slow motion what did the probably because it's the first episode is more focused on getting getting to know the girls girls personalities personalities barreling how can you that's not nearly as attractive if I if I didn't know they had personalities. I ruined a lot heavier so I said you can put it on mute. Now wasn't matter. I don't know some sometimes your voice helps dot sometimes does. I'm such a pay. I don't care hey daylight by jets now. Do they look good but there's a way now. Reportedly it sound that way. That's not working for me. Sorry that Eli I got big fat show by dimples. It's like you're like honey like my patent. So you like thumbs. Oh God my ex-husband used to call him. Teddy grubs Oh Grad. I swam around when you squeeze a black shit comes right out of the book is wrong with you some time. Are you talking about me. You all excited like how I don't have a chance when I do some of that know what he's talking about how you doing that on purpose now on purpose. Did you be weird. Am I so I won't pound after really we were describing something that would unattractive. That would be absolutely unattractive job D._C.. I thank you that shadow group appoint this. I was painting a fucking picture and G painted Esi. Those who see the Dow Okay Bob Ross Right Uh no yeah dawn and welcome back Katie's world on Raza Your Life Dot Com Katie radio dot com and radio dot net gave me on twitter at he paid radio radio DOT COM HE KATIE RADIO AD Gino Dot com also on the facebook Kinky Katie radio feel free to Google me and poke and prod me Lovey Lovey love you know at some point. Somebody's just GONNA say that's why I'm hoping prouder to literally you told me to do it episode two sixty four you clearly said I like to be poked and prodded chloroform. You bring you down to my basement here. You go poke and prod and say I'M GOING TO BE AL poked Kim product poking prodding what you're talking about right right okay.

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Well not really talking about any kind. I don't know I'll do you in a an AMA probably I don't know next week or something something out the two of them so that people are listening life can do it and people who listening later. We put it out so it'll be anyway. Aim is to ask me anything because people asked me some very strange change questions and I think it's actually kinda fun bath so anyways so we will do that. Did you know that the male agronaut octopus is in danger of being eaten by females so instead of mounting his. made he will literally rip his off and throw it at the females semi nate herself. It's you know they say octave. High are like the smartest thing or they have. The biggest brains the ocean. They're supposed oh sweet smart. Whatever yeah no that's could smart as the bitch is GonNa kill me? Fuck you take detect go. Just take what you want to leave. Just take what you want and leave and then it is simply the most fantastic go fuck yourself ever. I didn't see your her face. I don't know who you are. Just take what you want and go away and and the check you know they probably grow shit back though right I mean they they do. They grow little little limbs back. I think I think if you lop off some occupy limits crooked coming back Lizard tail while like a lot of things adhesion by if you say Lizard Tail Lizard Tail Yeah but yeah no like lobster claws there's lots of things in the ocean a to value popoff one body. It's like a defense thing take it. I don't want it. He probably grew Dick back probably could is better than dying hi. It's a bitch octopus fucking tentacles yeah it would kind of suck well like that the man as the praying mantis she as she finished fucking empty eases head yeah yeah so they die God few pine of podgy premium. It is then you know that she's been fucking alight. She's been eating well exactly all right. Let's go to your favorite segment stamps while you're dropped out on me to stand by. I thought you were big attention boobs and on the news push to celebrate the release of Nike's new chick flick and I don't don't even think that it's Nike but there's nothing there to show me the correct pronunciation so it's spelled like Nike we're going to say Nike Skull Chen Section will serve and dame. They teamed up with this company. This charity called. I keep abreast foundation. Keep I keep keep abreast foundation. Sorry I'll keep one of your moves. I'll keep it in a closet. It'll be nice well. They took the female the four female stars and they cast their tits okay but I can only assume it's for charity because the the horticulture not one point. Does it say what the fuck they plan to do with them. Oh No it just won't you did this. No they're totally going. do Japanese fuck doll ravel okay so it's because they're surfers okay that to whatever surface big in Japan they love to surf over there Dr Jill Yeah they get big waves and shed becomes he gets it. They ride it right around island island good like I that's his mayor for the day I can find and maybe you can't get your hands on their second bus down their boots for boobs charity. Whenever who knows what the hell? We don't even know what it's for now do we don't you didn't even I would say what stars there's some people. I've never heard of them before so there's no name that famous really you know she. One girl was in a pringles commercial navy like me going. Oh My oh my God. I'm getting a nonsmoker. No no you're not that down well. No I mean yeah. I'M NOT GONNA go further uh-huh whatever what else I know I know are Matt Okay Anyway. There's new packaging condoms which can only be opened by two people by two. It's two people at the same time I'd scissors.

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What are you talking? I got an I if I could get in any kind of back jean-luc fuck. You couldn't beat me with the clam. Shell how the fuck you got to be. The two person rubber was pussy on the line well. It was created promote consent. Well Yeah but how does how does it work. What's going on with it okay? There's there's gotTa have two hands and there's four holes and they've got a there's pressure points at all had to be pressed at the same site at the same way as four holes famous is bobby. I cut more than four holes really hey. I mean clearly clearly. There are at least two for six seven on your head alone. Excuse me yes holes. Are Your not needle. Whatever birds are some? Whatever who knows what I WANNA do with any of them? The holes sick your thumb of my button finger my pussy to my nose and I had a friend who who liked to get his eyeball licked yeah well. The you know the ones. That's that's one thing about poking. Your eyeball. Out is a completely different thing. You know what I mean. Almost go book you yeah. That's what I'm saying that you know. That's pretty agro really aggressive aggressive. I think that's aggressive. I'm feeling it I know I know I notice I'm having fun. I noticed while ago. Did you have a hard time reading. What are you talking about you were looking at it learned to read dude? There's something on this page that I know I'm supposed to talk about. It's like words but I'm a girl and I've got like a little breeze Ciro. You didn't tell me that I had just think so I don't. I don't know there are girls that are like that. I get very well I've done that. Everybody has the same intelligence level. You know there's different kinds. I ask every it's okay. It's just how they are. They're much more intelligent. L. Drew Myself they have they have things to offer of course great ass. Maybe Nicer AC sure yeah well. If you want a serious relationship they say that sex on the first date is crucial. Let's according to new research just saying we're we're. Probably you know it's not going anywhere. No it says more the third of men found love after ban on the for like with their partner on the very first day and fifty six percent of women and Mitt that they fuck on the first date. I don't see yeah no totally true. What like early true if we wouldn't have any kind of sexual contact or after I met you I just would have floated away yeah to happen probably know definitely well? I mean that's just the way like but they say like Oh. I'm not I'm not in high school anymore. I'm not gonNA fucking work at it. If you're not gonNA give it to me. I'm not you know I'm moving on. I understand that I'm usually though you know well. I wouldn't WanNa see him again after that I was I was willing to go out like once. You know like meet meet you go out once yeah okay if something's not going on then you know it's whatever ever there's lots of people out there. You'll find somebody who's down with that and plus. It's willing to wait fucking. Whatever the hell the stated waiting time is so you don't feel like a slut? Don't worry about it. It's not a big deal fucker. You WanNa fuck. That's right you WanNa fuck on the I I do and don't don't think that if you fucking he's going to be the one yeah. Don't think about it like that. Does you know and I don't know you know you hear. It's different world people get Rabi. People were Rabi wetting when we were younger younger when people have been Rabi forever yeah you gotTa Roll the dice on that one because they might be API yeah you you might get something. You really don't want but that's what happens another another fucking funny there say say like oh well. There's a there's a higher percentage of the women that think less of a man if they fuck on the I really really Margaret. You don't say well yeah. It's twenty one thousand nine hundred and then whatever it's just it's like Oh yeah and then you know they're less men are less likely to think the chicks a whore. She puts out of course they're not gonNA love you but they might have the policies that good I mean.

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I didn't think you're GonNa make me wait so or else. I mean you know what I'm going to me. No that's what I'm saying so that's that's my point Brown Nick Brown aw Oh my goodness there is there's this review Gigan- to- Dildo from Amazon okay title thing almost killed. My grandma great grandma stash got bigger is is got bigger stats happen. I okay first stop. This thing is huge. I didn't realize it when I was ordering it but the picture there's someone's hand around it and if you can't tell that it's probably a regular average size person transient about that big. It was SLUT I. I thought it was smaller when I ordered it. I wasn't looking for extra thick extra long scary. Ones are always black. What is that I? I don't know I don't know like like the really the ass no fucking blast that is so weird it well. I mean it might look cooler. It just looks cooler when it's a giant object in its black sleek don't color or any is not the as appears to my soul. It's very scared it makes them large was that are black but different different colors yeah but the most collar tinguely say when it's when it's traffic cone size sized two liter bottle size usually black usually they're not realistic look at now I mean there in most of them now on buses and trapezoid aids and blitz like strange shaped op John. What the fuck is that that she's she's GonNa fucking? Put that up her ass he honey both whenever whenever I didn't realize how big it wasn't as already but whenever money left the House one day I decided we give the old college try. The Suction Cup works. I had talked to my bedroom door. Okay so when I was trying to use it I was it was really big and awkward. I was trying to back against it slowly leading my butthole adjust to the mass of with I had my ipod listening to. I've the tiger trying to go to turn back anyway. There's there's like at least every Italian in America right now. Just isn't a little on his fans. They felt a disturbance in the force well. It's trying to get pumped for the whole thing well. I didn't hear my grandmother come home early and apparently I was making some noise rocking back on this Mega Dong the door and singing along to the theme song of Rocky Well My grandma comes to investigate and jerks door open which snatched the toy out of my butt green bring sprinter with it. This is the flowers I wanted spun no no he looks like a crush Poma Delo almost killer what's his my grandmother freaks out slams the door which power drives this thing up my anus all the way to the base. I'm screaming in pain and my grandmother yelling holding her chest who makes the next thing is she collapses so there I am with with a bleeding prolapse butthole and my grandma on the floor. I'm in so much pain and freaking out worrying that I've killed her so I crawled over to her and I pushed her to life life alert button to send the paramedics. One of this was a new guy in when I tried explaining the story he literally pissed himself laughing anyway they pumped popped ammonia capsule and brought my grandmother back. She seems to be okay. We haven't made eye contact for two weeks my but is a little worse for wear when I fart now. It sounds like a peterbilt three seventy nine releasing its air raise on no no no. No you fucked we too hard with the deal. Oh my God that is just absolutely enjoy understood what was going on though she that's the other thing big or did she.

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Maybe what Oh yeah. You got fucked by your grandmother she she she did skeeve you wind sock in the and he's a caper cheer me say yes yeah. That's a good one. I like it. You have to like like hang out with her extra. Now you know that right scarred for life Saudi. I didn't even know you were gay. Did He. no not no. I'm not really gay. It's just like just like the Dixon my bus. I can't take things up my asshole. It's it's not it's not okay. That's what happened to the bedpost. I don't want it attached to a man. I wanted attached to the door. Don't you see see the sock you took bitch. We've been over this woman. She was known as the beast she does. She died after having sex with her male L. Partner for five consecutive hours really what was how he's going to have a hurt Dick. Oh well they were. They were taking drugs to keep keep the party going job. Yeah still doesn't mean you're GONNA have you're Tuck well she. She's thirty two year old Colombian woman and she said she felt dizzy and she was going well. She's actually going into cardiac arrest pitches Tien Grandma's Diane from Graham and her grandson another accident giant. Although I'm surprised he didn't get his colour perforated like did you die. No we're grammy was did what her she realizes how big the asked who actually was she rammed of his ass surge even I just saw fucking son and grandson on the floor in some big pink thing coming out of his ass. It's Sunday sausage who knows if there was Pooh involved. I mean the Gravy oh the Sunday Sunday gravy. I can't believe that fucking guy left the strings on all the meat what you what did you just turn you literally made a can you turn that went around three roundabouts in a completely different direction time Oh red sauce what are Utah. You're talking about the cooking show that anybody could watch the cooking show and the guy in the guy had all of his needs for a nice bowling as and some of them were tied up and he threw him in there with the strings and when they got on there were strings in the fucking meets us and they still serve them with this guy which is terrible aw pests Katie off it. Obviously he's bleeding over a few days later. Thomas Moves Lisa fucking strings on you. Pull those pieces you pull the Goddamn strings out see this is this is like how people get when when they talk about sometimes I like football games or ships it. They can't let it go or like basketball games yeah. Is that what you're two hundred zero sure some people live and die by whether their their sports awards team wins or loses. It's why God so did she like so Dushi. No everybody in your cousin got a passion and a lie. Should I should on other people's fucking likes though you know they'll have your passion it just always that's the same person who has the believe Tattoo with the infinity symbol in in birds lots and lots of little black just little tiny blackbirds everywhere. Maybe the outline kind of a forest on their farm or something daylight really tiny little tattoos like Dr Woo. We've laughed laugh- Yes live laugh love in a tree streetlife she do she to do what you do what you want if you want to talk through many Tattoo Oka- ahead get to do she infinity symbol get to believe live love feather dream catcher Jerry Dream catcher while dream catcher celebrity yeah yeah yeah yeah all those swollen and if you want to really I'm calling you Dushi. When you walk away with saying that it's not called a tramp stamp anymore clubs shit and it's called an upper of her buttocks tattoo placement non binary gender disapproving spot? It's like the market of the whore I know Markelle though are lay it was it was just it was hilarious.

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It was like something good though but now if I was so good you forgot about it. I did oh okay well. I thought I remembered all up until two seconds ago. Hey I had it three seconds ago but you kept talking us all power the peanut butter better yeah now you take. I'm allergic not allergic. Well speaking of allergies not to be Downer but this young woman almost had a light while she did have a life threatening allergy allergy allergic reaction ever ever boyfriend so allergic to come well. No actually that's not it. She's like no why if you could set some fucking legitimate fucking concern bacteria transfer right there sh- Magwar it is she was she was puking and then she was struggled to breathe after she swallowed his little demon seed and the hospital really aggressive sperm the hospital told her will she told the hospital that she had an allergic she was allergic to penicillin and guess what her boyfriend had taken medication with a form of penicillin in it and swallowing not too long after it got into the system. Adam I gave her a reporter an N._F.. Lactic shot to choke on it bitch old. You could choke on it well. They believed that this is the actual the first case of this ever happening really yes yea time. That's what they say is that is that like when Hooker started having fucking seizures afterwards you just kind of picked up to your shit and left. Rome is why Fredericks has better now cabinet back into fourteen fourteen while they didn't have penicillin back down. I guess you wouldn't really know know everybody P._M.. Allergies either people just died. I don't know why they died. I'm not sure I don't know he got dust in his face. The Hell knows and twenty eight getting a little old. It was even a grandparent yet. He was slacking he was in Florida. There were five guys that were arrested for fighting at eight five guys both those of you that are familiar there. Five guys is a verb world yeah yeah we're worldwide to Oh. I didn't tell you Australia's now are pleading country after the United States which is weird very cool. Hi You guys can't Canadia. Wow Yeah you're a winner your winters down there and Australia telling you it's because winter down there. It's winter and Australia snow in Australia somewhere. Probably it's a big fucking place. I know it's a big fucking place somewhere down south. I mean you're well because south is fucking rate yeah because it's by this close to the South Pole yeah cute. You don't take Australia having snow. Oh like it doesn't occur to you because I out backing in King Desert and fucking dry land and mad max the valves yeah like once you leave the city. There's going to be like troops. People hunting you down and weird vehicles goals that you're like. What kind of car is that some kind of Carly Bacon Australia twelve million species of creatures that can kill you yeah no shit Moshe Archer cute? I wouldn't touch that Indian dudes earn Indians the aborigines origines that are just they really don't like you that much and you you think they like you. They don't really they want you to die by kangaroo death. What did I do what you invaded their land? What are you talking about hanging out there? I'm sorry I was taking it personally. You I do things I don't see. I've never even been there. You can't blame me for the fucking whiteness of Australian L. DOT my fault. I didn't drop off people there. Ever I get yelled at by a couple of people actually liking. Jim Jefferies really yeah him because he's an asshole. He is but he's funny. I like it and I laugh a lot of things I agree with. Some some of them. Are some of them not so much. Whatever I it's still funny one way or another? I still love the he openly says count. How how are you going to going to bitch about this country? You ain't even God damn resident. God God I'm dino crazy. I laugh at them. That's why it's people like me that are supporting his his American stint so just just realized if you hate him. Imagine what you think about me. Just imagine yeah yeah yeah. It's one thing for a guy to do something to make a living. It's another thing for a guy to find out find what he does. Actually Entertaining Yep Yep say earth girls are sleazy. The red band not safe for work trailer is out and it's going to be on BLU ray very soon.

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It's a moving over and he was telling me the trailer without 'cause I just found out okay but usually you're like. Curry's trailer came out like you didn't really mention it. I am topless trailer. Yes tablets in bed. Where's this link link please? I have the link link please and and so yeah I'd soon Nassir Tampa Bay screams is going to be in Tampa question. Wow we're taking about how Atlanta this year is GONNA make it confusing Tampa Bay laying twenty nineteen. We're down on Peachtree Lane and peachtree trail anyway at the intersection pass were Bobbie used to live member would have had that green truck for sale forever on the corner right there. It is the twenty third to twenty fifth so Georgia Petri Lay. I have links and stuff so you can go check it out and you can buy movies that I'm in and you can buy because yeah you will be able to get earth girls. They sleazy at the convention. No no no no they're not showing no is no but you can buy it but now they're not showing that they are like doubt out no matter what happened I don't know what do you not like what happened. I don't know you're looking. You're looking like I don't know no. No no nobody can see it. Nobody can see it now that that was the scene where where I'm in Actually I get. There's a Bob Glaser has an alien his Dick Yeah and then he's like watching me and I'm on the bed real feel myself. Are you yeah okay size size on doing okay so you act like you've never like. I now got a camera before. I know I know but it's just I don't know. I felt a little weird did you do you wouldn't be able you tell them we'll dirty. Did you feel dirty extra slimy how fat it's like people in the room. What are you guys still unusually? I S E shoots me and that's what we do. He added that he makes me. Look good fluff everything up Nice. I got no fluffer. I got a seventy three year old man. I'm sober and I really don't know you all that well notion obsessive compulsive hypochondriac and three three other nervous people now they all look at me. They look at me like to eat me. No it's fun and then I found out that this other scenes that that we were filming that day we're doing family. Snapshot Is GonNa Be Partout so they're the party to there's going to be there. Isn't one yeah or Sleazy yeah. What were you supposed to like? Let that information out. was that known yeah no it was. I'm on facebook. Okay Yeah Larry Goes. I am sorry about that good. I have to check. Sometimes I know you were you because you know in a way you know that the story is getting it left at a point they can be continued so spoiler alert you spot but you were warned okay. This is for all you paranormal people out there. Let's see see which think about this. They man claims that he was tormented by a Horny Evil Spirit Army Horny Horny the Houston for sex and horning no okay anyway that he he used them for sex every single night for two years who got US research where every night for two years this. This guy claimed that he used thanks every night yeah he just happened so he said he was made a sex slave when the spirit of visited him and came to his home and said that he was able to finally stop stop the spirit of I'm putting a tortoiseshell under his pillow. He said that one of his tortoiseshell GonNa do it well. He said he's in the one of his dead. Relatives came to him in a dream and said there's dead turtle by the tree Shell Shell and it'll ward off the spirit. Don't fuck you anymore. We'll get that shit show potato up your snatch getting pregnant yeah no turtle Shell Turtle Shell for sure now he's now. He's said that since he did that that he's absolutely really find now but everybody tries to fight it like he. He uses it to ward off evil spirits. He says I feel like he drove by a roadside sign that said Jill as you're driving down the West Texas road. You know you have the have the sign every fucking mile you know our coast raping at night.

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Are you being final in your anus. When you are a slave come by where we got turtle shells figure turtle shells and Hutchins potion has have you tried a turtle shell? Why should we got him? We clean them or another here. Solve your coast rate problems and goes rate. We don't know where we're going to get out of here for tonight for the week the show show you lost tonight. I forgot townhall quick blindfold. You like with toothpicks the goodness I read it. I hope you had as much fun as I did tonight and if not sorry sorry whatever whatever anyway I see. Do you have anything for me. Recuperating Fuck Yo rating. We WanNA cut rating. We want and obviously that you've made it this fucking fire. You liked the show. Congratulations congratulate situated to the I have to assume it'll be a good rating so fucking rating wherever you're listening to us. That's right all right guys. I love everybody. Hello li-listeners. Hello my regulars.