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04/27/2019 Fan-Damn-Tastic tonight... Sleep is now quiet... New dipshit theater... Music festival STD epidemic... Just slam the breaks on... Hollywood alien blood... Hookers love sports championship games... Do homosexual men recruit straight men during Easter... Learn how to make MDMA at this school... Anime rules... Episode of "Rule 34"... On the speaker in the club... It's your fairy tale... Alligators and the eternal hard on... Things that got stuck inside peoples bodies... Goldmine acupuncture... Tits-Man - Smothered by giant boobs... Shoving garlic cloves up your snatch - Garlic clove sounding... Fell into the meat grinder... Sat on a beehive naked for free rent... What does cum smell like... Poppers and cleaning your VCR heads.
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The following program contains adult content Crasnick of sexual manner completely irresponsible advise, along with them things, you'll wish you could here. If you are under the age of eighteen easily offended, or like to judge others based on their sexuality, please turn this off. For those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. Because I was fucking the shit out. He's right for. To take down jiggle her old tricks you over. Tuscaloosa. Good. I like them. Kiedis world in ten nine eight seven six. Katie's starts now. Are you ready? You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you? Elmo. And now live from ruled thirty four studio. I bring you girl. It has never picked anyone that didn't deserve it cheese, your host the one, the only kinky Katie. Hello. Hello. And welcome. This is katie's role. Number two, three, and we are coming as you live from Razali dot com. Dot com and radio ads. Ira host cubic aiding with me as always is my level. Let's going house going. I am feeling chest. Tastic jazz. Dak jam lead tastic, Jim Previn hard shows, does it while, especially your face. Hey. Gene. We're in the middle. Well, we have a fun show for you tonight. Lots of sets to talk about and hellos all of my new listeners. People listening. There are. Very happy to see that we are constantly growing. Are you seeing you see nothing? You know what I tell you. So there's that okay. Finding formation just a stroke my ego. I don't know what you do fake reports. You're the computer guy crayons. Well, go ago talk about weird stuff going around the inter way. All. Yes. Sort of quiet in the land of, of me, buddy. Well, you know, the past couple of days is very saying on the on the pre show that. You used to be so loud, when you sleep. And now it is so quiet. Very quiet America modern technology. That is just absolutely nuts. Oh, oh, I did something that I haven't done in a while I site to bludger ears. So you jump a little bit. When I got excited. Okay. Lucky I have like narrow to- speed on the little switch. You thinking dislikes Richie. I can sense you about to yell? I'm I'm not a little league though. Yeah. And then I use my nine shocker to reach our and giant adjusted. Slighty nerd alert. I've watched. Sure. I know you do. Sure. I know. Well, something haven't done it a long time. I haven't posted any new dip ship theaters lately, and those of you don't know addiction theater is this is so fucking Momo. That message me on Facebook, and they just start getting either very annoying. Very crude or whatever anyway, and I can only take it for so much usually I tell them, I'm going to post it and block, you whatever. Anyway. And they beg whatever well, I was three in from your ass nine ary, immediately, or I shall repeat, what you said to everybody, you know, thou shall and a satchel of Richards. Guys, don't know that means.She has him. It was. So I go to Facebook at key, Katie radio and take a look at it. I'd take screen shots for the whole after I block them of the whole conversation throw up. There is very short. It's only, it's only four little pages. So it's very short. Yeah, because he's like tell you to burn your crotch blowtorch. No, no, no, no. Actually, he begged me not to block him. Okay. But he was. But it's sort of what, hey, hey news like. You sexy. Nice picks. Like, all right. Whatever. You know, thank you. I appreciate it a dead. It just went downhill from there because he's like, like my cock is like I'm deaf. I went, oh too bad dude raiders suits. And I said, wait. I didn't mean for that come out like an insult. I'll just meeting, you know, Kate here, and there's my penis is fire. I'm like. Checks. You know. Oh, see boobs. You know, send send send photo you and I said, now there's plenty of fucking pictures out of here for you to look at. And I even gave him like Google me, fuck, and have a group have a blast, you know, like, I don't send pictures directly to people that I don't know because Joe. Fucking verify. You're not like twelve that's what I'm saying. Not doing that shit. Good idea just just a solid vows. He really. Yeah. Oh, less. I personally know you probably not sending new shit. Right. Well. Good morning. Here's mccarter. Really, you can go find as many pictures of your cooter around. There's plenty of Sino go get him yourself. Right. Has don't evolve. That's not involve me. Hardy there cheese? They got out there. This is just like leaving the bowl of candy outside for Halloween. You know what I mean? Since his one there's plenty I got thirty five pounds of fungi candy out there have fun takes much Xuan. I really don't fucking care. At now. You don't get the candy you get kale. That's what you got. It's vitually wrapped kale, leave. No boxes of raisins. I never minded the boxes are as. Chocolate covered one but drags eight. Chocolate is good. Yeah. I, I do like chocolate is very me. So go check it out. Just stupidity on your own. That's right. Do on your own time. Do my time. I think we should start talking about your health. What are we are just like, are we doing shodow still just fucking around? No, okay, could Chela was the last two weekends. If you guys are familiar with it is a music festival in California for very rich people. Well. Well, whatever. A lot of you for LA, how yet or have been furlongs celebrities go. Yeah. Well, this year, they hadn't brother unwelcome guests that kinda ran ramp it. Yeah. The. Herp. Yob. Herbie's donde. Anyway. What would what would a lot of people that are getting fucked up at Atta music festival. Be doing having unprotected sex. Really? Oh I got I don't know the designer drugs out there. Vice smokey. We why don't you just do cook like an adult on take? It's so bad. Well, here's the thing. This crutch wildfire. There's an online diagnosis and treatment website called her help. I'm not even totally not even like for moly fucking with you. It's true told her help, and it's a huge spike in and around the surrounding festivals. Herp alert has been in business for two for two years now, and it's doctors can prescribe meds after people submit pictures of their Jack johnke. Yes, and it only takes about two hours to process. Didn't go through. Yes. It's like Amazon prime for your day curb who comes drone of a just like shoots about. There you go. Well, there was a massive surge of people asking for prescriptions that started on it started on day one. For the whole for the whole festival, a that one thousand one hundred five people is yeah, good job. Yes. While it, you know what all of those people are any others Esco brother file curse AR note. I mean it's all it could all be like traced back to one person individually even friends to Kardashian. That's my theory. Could be of just saying oh they can afford to daily Valtrex, but the area that.That they usually handle only twelve calls per day. Bedwell. There's there's this is up to two hundred fifty day oh, you know, there's a lot of banging going on. Yeah. And you know exponentially what you have to that have sex with two than have sex with two sudden. Just keeps crowing doubling on the table out of double double on double. Then by the second weekend. Everybody's bagged everybody, you know, to me, Crotts ambi-, I mean that's two thousand people that, that actually use that website. That's not even including the feeler just went home. It said wa I just odd from a life, right? L. I'm surges. Have you? I g I'll just take some cranberry. How what Malaga? Oh, no. I care. I thought it was just a, some burn. Oh, just doubt. It was one spot of John Ono house booked up at that they've been, it may I Tyler is by its razor burn could have been raised burnt, I. Yeah. Well, they said the last bike that they saw was over. Oscar weekend. I think it's kind of just tells you yell the, the, the SOGA the hookers out. It's just like on, on that show happy. We were watching the alien blood is, is what makes Hollywood go, and they're all weird alien blood drinking people with herpes. That's where Herbie's originated was LA is really, I don't know. Sure. Yeah. Hollywood minute, specifically Herbie rioters to go. Try zilic. Everybody. Everybody was a sad cards. Got got some version of herb one second. Don't worry about of Jesus. Well, he's up pawing at the this fishy. A look. Yeah. I think it said easy. Yeah. Wow. We have studio. Lau what, how just throw the Thirdly merged see break there. Why, you know, all you gotta do just just whatever point, say something one how sorry while you're like power sliding Tokyo. Drifts, i'll. Hey oughta got a yellow to cat go? Good. Hey, well, you know what a Ennerdale. We always kind of freak out not freak out. But it was it was always a pain in the ass when, when I was working at a sex shop, in Orlando, and when it was March madness his than they would have all of the basketball players, like in town for the games and stuff and all the hookers, which God, day, lots of hookers, come in town for all the professional events. Like, if you're in town for Super Bowl, same thing, and has also some of the wives to, and they all just like hookers, and they were always drunk obnoxious, and wanted to fucking hit every single one of them. The you worked in two story porn store. I mean, I did kind of novelty for people to go to it was hated the night shifts. No, it was interesting. I mean you saw some shit, but didn't wanna clean up in the parking lot, 'cause that was just gross. I asked you, if you of course, founds achey things you, I know L E the little tongue. He's worse. Tong had those growls Bill wittington grabbers. We need to say. Monetize grabbers. Oh, yeah. We need we crabbers that we just unpack them. A new set every time package aimed just throw it away, like a sharp set. It's like a tattoo needle. What every time? It's right. It's bad for the environment. But so as to say, you're light you touch it. Exactly. You got some of that fucking Hollywood alien blood herpes on it say there you go. Yeah. The ATI blood oh, no up. Okay. I told you earlier that I had got something to talk to you about tonight. No. Anyway. Well. I did you think? Did you did? Oh, gee coffee. So I thought he'd be alert. That's like, really Barrasso, 'cause I know, of course, I you know, mostly don't pay pay attention to you. Yeah. No. Yeah. Which one is. See this is what I guess, are all the time. How it is. Now, I've Avery remember, you say south whatever will hurt blurting something out, according to this article was like, autistic style to it was like you are freaked out by southen was not my Jonathan Zayed's will no but I didn't say was anxious blurred out.It was just a blurred out. You're excited. You wait till later, you. Okay. I'll tell you later, you'll like it. Okay. Article says the Easter weekend is fast becoming known as heterosexual recruitment festival, and the community. Hetero, Atarot, sexual recruitment vote double bed starting to just it's, it's an, it's no surprise that one of the backers of this website, I found out is Mike Pence anyway. Well, it also please. I am also says that it's becoming one of the most dangerous holidays for Christian men Easter is they say it's been well, octane bunnies running. No. They say it's been reported that in the past three Easters an increased number of men have contacted. Homosexuality of odor. Eighty postal colored eggs. Hey, you re like if you color your boil in a pastel, color because weight because because the dice secretly laced with variants of gender splicing homosexual trail. He see. Oh are one. I mean that explains why certain people are worried about crime, jails. Shit to this eagerly cock. They wonder they wonder why people say, they're still just, you know, and here again you've we've talked about this before I think, but it was it was dies. It was something. It was. Hala weaned candy. So they're just pulling the same bullshit. They Holloway candy on Easter. Well, they say moles within the gay community, confirm the gazer using ins master chemistry Molin willing to really good at checking people out to door really? Then dental get in. I mean, you, you're goblin dictator, then it's get into the club. I mean you, you know what I mean? Everyone every single gave her is a master of we and you have to bottom to be able to get through the door. I mean you know what I mean? You can't power bottom either you got sick of Lee bottom. Yeah. Right. So I don't there's no though inside people in the club telling talent. So they're saying that they're, they're, they're using their knowledge to mass produce food, coloring and selling it to nationwide stars. Oh, oh, he's pretty fucking stupid vote, mostly stupid. Because there's gonna be a segment of people who believes us. I know I mean just that's the worst part like, really you. You think that there's, there's something in the fucking die, that is creating gay people? There was a comment on the article that said, I don't know if it's real or if it's fake because the author seems to really believe it. I come back. I'm like, are you fucking serious? Please tell me you're not serious. If you all your goddamn moron, if, if it says, it scientists working on behalf of the Christian defense league of Texas could even firmed tainted eggs, and food coloring have already been found in forty three states visory, though. You know being Easter. It reminds me of the whole ah aback. Hewlett conception idea to begin with, like, like hiding bang, anybody. No, definitely not the pool. Boy, absolutely, not, not the trailer the that the guy that takes care of the horses either. I did bag him. I did not Bank cousin, Larry. I did not banged a little beggar. No, I'm on the virgin. And I just gave birth. And if you eat that colored Easter egg, you're gonna be gate like same. People believe the same story. You know what I mean? I I see a fucking connection. You know what I mean? Like it wasn't me. I, I didn't wanna eat today. Dad. I swear to God I didn't wanna eat today. Pastor Larry like really, it was the God Jim Easter egg, debate me eat today. It's a fucking eastern. Obviously, I'm not I'm not a dictator. That's not me to g fuck the pool. Boy, and you know she digs like what are you? Name. The child has. Yeah. I don't know if there was a Spanish language back then. Z.I don't I don't know if there was, I'm not sure. No. I mean, I couldn't go on when I was reading because I was laughing so hard. I mean it's such ridiculous horse shit. You gotta you gotta check it out. If you really want a good laugh. I mean read this article and leave a comment because. I mean it's ridiculous. You know it's, it's in the food color. We all know it's in the Florida and water. Oh, yeah. That's where it's coming from. And this, there was a gayness before fucking city water. What are you talking about? We have gays back then seven plastic. No, we didn't have that. Yeah, that's right. It's the. The glass soda bottles. That's right. We need to have gay people back said they didn't exist. That's maybe tits grow. Right. Curls mature whenever twelve back then we just banged up our twelve. While the preschool, even younger we'd say we were just buried God. Well, you were allowed to do that pack and pantley cousins to it other countries tell you completely take a young life. They, they still do that out saying God, that was forced. It's all forced when it's on a minor like that, to me, that's that you're, you're, you're, if you're not you, you're not like legally allowed to make decisions for yourself, basically. So how could you decide what dick to set out or not take or whoever you're gonna fuck, you don't get no fucking choice to your eighteen yet before that, it's your parents choice? And your parents aren't allowed to say it's okay. So that's what you better fucking, white, kid, just, like it's at tail they listened to Mr. SE Haiti's world dot com. Listen to us though, you can be a teenager banging banging on TV whatever, you know, we all we all did what we all did when we were teenagers, but I'm not saying that. It's, it's okay. Is what I'm telling you. I made the mistakes you have. No, I made the mistake 'cause it was fun felt really good. So I made more party kid, I was I just wanted to find places to put my heinous. Say call the peanuts when referring to myself as a child, I don't wanna sound like that. You know what I mean? No, I tried to back clinical there. Yes. Of course. Sure, there is a Japanese university professor, he, he could face up to ten years in prison for allegedly teaching his students at make MD may watch. Just he accepting applicants for students. Well, he's taking do that anymore because it's just no no stop at no, he's sixty one years old, and he's a professor of pharmaceuticals, and he didn't know it was legal. Jumped you may what he told investigators to like, yell. I helped the students with their education and this was nearly classes taught how did they were synthesizing just, you know, they were sense of synthesizing drugs. Well, they also made another designer drug called a five q pick so, but they didn't get into what the fort vowed. I don't know. Call hamilton. What is this Abelson? Well as say that eleven students got busted for manufacturing in bulk. Well, you know, and that's what I said, teacher taught us fucking rats you had to fight the dude was totally spreading a positive word. You know. And what did you do? I chance you got you're like, well we're not made more exiting. I mean, you didn't just say, were smart kids. We figured it out because we're good fucking students. You know what I mean? This, this told the cops that when you got busted. This is our. This is our project art class project. Yeah. So doing that say, no teacher said that we should make a need. It is fault is all, but this is all Javanese. So iota zoo. Huzzah, two words I. It's very deepen an angry. It's everybody's so whatever. So loud. God be yelling anime and it's. Yeah. So it's. Go over there. Let's by. That's, that's the beauty of anti is it, it, it it he thought it was a big titties, whether there's there is that odd way they have of get up telling stories they're storytelling method is different than the American storytelling method. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, like there's just that they like design depth into a lot of things. And you know what I mean we don't like, well, you know, there, there are some very deep stories that we've had you know, like, like, but it's just not the same.It's like part of their culture to have different long, long tailed. You know what I mean story I still don't fucking and I don't care if you guys write me nasty stuff anymore. When I say this because I'm over it, I don't know why people people get are so fucking getting their rocks off to dragon ball z, it's annoying. It is stupid. And it takes fucking like a month to have one scene it. So it's, it's obnoxious, it's Nakas not my favorite now but I will watch it. I will say, though, I, I would prefer that overboard to the airports us sale fan book and dick of just saying who backed talks, the fucking who's seven hoagie, like really see the seventh. Just like what the fuck there's some of the fucking completely. No full you. It's an institution in Japan. I tell you. Yes, fucking. That's right. Anyway. Well, I think we're gonna go to episode or thirty four. And when we come back, we have got some interesting stuff that have already ended up in your body this year and brand new tits man as well as another chapter in don't put things in your pussy. So sick around your back. Young. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack. Watching to new level. You need to go to Amsterdam lie. Because theater in the red light district that has only one screen and only eighteen seats and it offers five porn. Okay. Okay. Okay. So you hang on here, hang 'cause dimensionality happens to be like, like multiple dimensions taking in multiples imagines is like AVI line. Like put your put your mind in a place where you can understand five imagines, you know, that likes with high time and fifth an extra dimension that you don't think of it like a right Disney the seats move mounts vibrate. Like they have jets of air, spread they've water cannon. So it's like a virtual, it's virtual machine virtual porn. Yeah. All corresponding with the movie, and well, three D. Plus, yes, this is in three day, and you can you can smell is what they're saying. Yeah. Everything cents. Okay. Like they bring your life in have have a laugh. It's. It's like a porn ride Disney. Yeah. Okay. Yes. Okay. They need to rebrand this show you the world. After eighteen eighteen to the hose it off when there. No, this is actually collaboration with, with Dutch porn-star. I mean is there like like guys you're off the front with Jisr at you for the right? Does it work out like? God damn what was really where you're where everybody brought toast and from various go, like at the right moment, Shwak. Maybe you get hit with a lotta hot yoga right in the face. But we said you'd feel it. Why don't you just saying, we told you we're going to deal you'll haunt now? No on with the show. He world, rasmin dot com. Can Katya radio dot com, Rio dot net. Me on the Twitter at Katya radio, Katie dot com and Facebook KiKi review. Because club I just feel it. You know what? Yeah. It'd be good. One to sit on the speaker. Oh, yeah. Party. Yeah, they're open face. Are we could throw fucking DJ DJ bleeding, heart out and play some real motherfucking news? What? There's this, there's this city, the maker of deep down low, oh, Valentino Khan, see.Well, there is this. There's MUI murky in this one town, and they changed the name to hell boy to heck boy. And everyone's like, are you kidding me? Also ever so many people take pictures pictures and what the fuck awesome. Well, along those lines, the Duggar family, Christian mad is under attack. Well, the odor attack the Duggar family, the one with, you know, the clown posse for, you know. Well, they, they're trying to, they have a petition going to that, that they say that they shouldn't be called deviled eggs they should change the name to angel eggs. What you change over the because Deva devils happens to be termed as used and has nothing to do with Satan. So why don't you change the devils fucking name bit? It's your fairy tale. It your book, like, like people who came up with the deadly process, did not, you know, to be, they didn't write some fairytale. So you, you don't like it at your very touch ranger Barry FOX tail, what I can tell you that too. That's a fucking to Dady. That's right. So we talked, we talked to some more magistrates L. You did. I was weird. I kinda is stayed the vegemite. Sometimes I'll actually talk to those two. I don't. Yeah. Well, you know, I figure any you like nineteen year old wide eyed child that standing up by door and watches me. Oh, look at Dr ago what? Like they could still be nice to be, you know what I'd be without without looking like we, we've been run, what the fuck who's got door to we nocco. We gotta get outta here. You surprise was with some like conversation. Yeah. I heard everything links with him. I always hopefully gauge I, I would be afraid that I would just common attitude because I can't hide. I can't hide my motions on my face. And I just get Pissy real quick and it's easy. Busy. I know don't don't be defensive. I try not to be, but it's just it's just like they're well. You just you claim something, you know, I just Klay Buddhism. Now, I just like no, I don't believe it after I've heard. So what do you believe that? Well, that to save stuff you believe in no. So, yeah, at least snow in ran away. A knowing scares he's taking care of that's right. Here's a little fun fact. Alligators spend every moment of their lives with an erection. Of course they do do motherfucking alligators. I've heard of all time we're every way they can afraid shows, always everybody's afraid of the everybody who comes here, Fred allegation. I'm afraid alligators live here. Yeah. But as you are well aware, really, well, at least through me, telling you alligators are not like fucking mad eating fuck in, you know what I mean? They're pretty fucking lazy. They just wanna lay around wait for something to walk by that they could eat, not this time of year. Well, this, yes spring, you, but March, April, you really wanna fuck with the Gators you stay away from him because their mating, so you got males wanted around looking for female jumping in pools being aggressive lady took a video of one of them. It was it was coming to her door looking through the window, and she's like. It's probably displaced throw it out by by one with the bigger. Erection. Pop. Offers. Wow. Oh. Oh, no God. I know a health. I wanna house, so we always sings Gators are just completely, like in my life. If you don't walk up on them and you don't fuck with him in spring. You know stay away from the nests with babies too. Completely twenty feet from you. You could be swimming, and they're not coming at you there. It is laying over there like dob, and I'm gonna hang out the sun. See you later man, you know, not bad Gators sharks. Well short. I trust shark machine. Well, I just. Yeah, okay. I you the bag I'm really not scared of nurture. I mean, I've never I've never witnessed anybody, grab an alligator out of about just grab them bear head and throw been throw duct tape on their mouth like I've never seen the buddy do that by hand with shark.Yeah. Yeah. Is, is what I'm saying. So I'm thinking you grab that shark. You gotta get you gotta you gotta do something tight. You like plenty of dudes jump into water Gators and completely dragged them out of the water. Yeah. And, and not lose a finger. I've seen that too, on the back of headlight lizard, well hair, technically big lizard, anyway. You know, they have their methods, they do. I said, these are some things that have been stuck in your body already this year at it is only the fourth month which I am not surprised at all. Now, this is not the game we usually play. Just to us nine of the answer. So really not that fair. Usually, I did it will sometimes do game called, you got what stuck wear and the different things that I find new lists all the time constantly updating of objects that got either stuck in a pussy up in the ass for somewhere somewhere else in the Dickel whatever. Well, some interesting things that have been in the body so far more cell phones. More cell phones have been popping up while because people are taking him in jail. That's you know. Yeah. I mean really? That's was happy. People are people are in jail trying to keep their cell phone. Every trying to get cell phones to people in jail. I'm still amazed at Dewata new galaxy at extra-large by fold. No. Isn't it a thin is, we need a smaller phone? Jesus explodes. The. What happened? The galaxy just came back from Coachella. Oh, her get arrested. I could show. This chick, she had sores all over mouths beget at you went to cello. Nicest thirty year old dude had shoved a liquor bottle up his by. It's like a fifth sort of the plastic ones though the glass ones it was trying to bug now. That'll exuberant. Oh, shit sort. Qadam lost it McColl was thirsty. Snatched that bottle a swear to do that. Like my friend with the heroin needle of his ass, twenty that's true everyone. There was a guy. The guy arrested who they found needles a heroin up his ass. And he said, they're not align. The like okay. Oh, jesus. You can't prove it's mind. I see my asshole for years. I guy not go back there. It's mad. Oh, sorry. Pastel colored eggs. Pastel colored exit last cloudy Halloween. Katie, too. I got doubled up and I got fifth of Jack s yes, we could see that you've been probably soaking so megs, because there's super paint around your mouth. Title, huff and people, that's what I'm saying. Anyway. There's, there's another guy. He said he was he said he was moving furniture around his home, and he spotted a mouse running around, so at attempt to catch the mouse. He fell and took a steel bar up the but. Yeah, it's the old tried to kill Jerry's mouse. But I got impelled up by Amos wizar- steel, our Jeanne, of course it is. It's really the thing is, it's, it's is now that the age of the internet comes around, we realize how common that is chasing him out and getting a bar. Shoved up your ass. Course. I mean it's really one out of five people that chase Bice day kid that have bars near their ass when they do it completely get impaled up their assets, it's fucking up. Dammit. Really? Would you know, I was like to move furniture? We redoing the floor because all the rebar sticks. You know. And it was like crooked at the end of really how it was. It was a piece Ariba. No, I don't think it was rebar. I'm not. But I'm not sure could been because that stuff get rusty here. Estee Raji, tennis fucking forging scale up your ass. God saying texter, I mean, how to get your mosaic fucking Tabasco's ton. When you have forged scale up your ass, Damascus.It's what I said. There is old Korean ladies, you sixty five results have complaining of severe joint pain. Her need that she could erection. Those are the. Oh, no. She was given an x Ray down. You told Dowd. Wow. Could've said something like what she is a girl, I can't help it nine out when it's hard, we've got a set on it, really you could have that way. Wow. I know of. Her will soul. I can't help it your, you know, your upbringing. What are you gonna do? I can't blame it on my heritage. I mean like four out of five girls, you do growing up for like Karen? Oh, yeah. You know, it's true. So what are you gonna do? I know sensitivity was around you in droves training. Yeah. That's all we could reach each you just like the gays refer grabbing such Mike Pence, come on. Now, just that you won't eat anymore. Goddamn, pastel goddamn, exiting more murderous, though. And you don't eat Halloween candy again with a hanging out with pens. I it worse will Yow probably probably too. I you taught at Hove unwanted Asti pitch. You would be unbearable probably hoof he to may. I will. I the fuck what I send you their that's right. If you sent me there. No. Like, why would I do that? I don't want that rubbing off on people around me. What are you crazy? That's I know that's insanity. There. It is. Oh, anyway. While the knee pain of this woman. She had an x Ray and she had a literal goal mind inside of her knee goal Bida. There were. Words on hundreds of miniscule golden acupuncture, needles. Oh, in the tissues of joint. Okay. Yeah. So she got some acupuncture, and then they never talked him out something else was going on. You had hundreds a little tips hundred. So what are we talking about here? We're talking about, like no. They were breaking off intentionally or something was going on. Something was happening. I don't know. And no. Either there's a lot. I mean, there's lots more things with like knives and heads and shouldn't pinky shares. And just some of those acupuncture, needles do go and pretty deep that way like some -able co in, you know, like a good about more like you'd figured it was just a little now. So go in, you know, I I've never had puncher neither vodka on. I was want to should I don't know. I don't know why. Like, I don't know why I don't you know, like, like, part of it makes sense. It is far as like the nervous system being connected to thanks. Okay. You know. But part of it is, you know, you start getting that it's, it's like to walk energy flow. And I think there's a neurological reason, like if it does work there would. Yeah. Like pokey nervy over here. Nervy over here helps nervy over there are. No, I don't know that works. Either I don't understand reflexologist either reflects ATI bounce books. Would you poke like your in it, bounces it kicks? But reflects more like the bottom of their foot, you know, like oh, you press, his party or foot at controls your liver. Stravinsky test. A. Yeah. But when you rub certain at you person pressure points on your foot supposed to, like, do something like this for your lower back squish. This is for your fucking heart squish. Well, I know nothing about it, look it up. I think we're gonna go to your received topic subject. I have a copy segment. Sam Danny by. This is the rough boobs in and on the news it's time to game for. Oh, no. I was saying it's a rough boy. It's been a while. Okay for show prepping. Oh, okay. I was like, what are you talking about weirdo? No. What's going on? I was looking to play you a song third, you through tits fan as I was doing something further no reflex. Is it? People are young people. I have. I don't get it. Well, at least we were Tyrian, Terry Lancaster's child. His normal size rebellious son.We know where he works. Learn. I serve burgers, and I know. There was a waiter at place here, heating the other night legitimately look like tearing Lancaster's rebellious kid. It was like a guy Fieri fan. You know, a large normal size teary and land or what, what's the actor's name? I don't know. He plays the here. Pewter like a standard height, Peter Dake ledge with guy, Fieri hair. But they beard. Anyway. Yeah. It was very odd. It was very odd. There was another that had monster. Titties the bounce lot. So anyways. Keys side, stories guys know here, the pre show the new, you'd already knows that I'm occurred for boobs. So this is it's man this week sits ma'am, a woman with forty double L boobs. I am those camp. Big boobs. Nearly killed her husband's nearly nearly dearly. What like lead over and pinches apnea hose at night or something. No. But the mother of threes, husband loves humongous. Huge titties as she likes to get smothered. Well, he's a crusher during some sexy time. The two were kind of have an ad it. He's taking a trip to mountain, and he was flailing around got stuck in a crevice dare subjugated full. She thought that he was just being excited like just getting off time. So she didn't stop. And she nearly killed it from self occasion. Well now. Now her friends have renamed the rack of doom. And she actually has the second largest set of natural, tits in Britain, second largest, oh, there's a big moves in Britain. I think they say that the Britain has the largest natural breasts. Every time we've seen the breaking on the top y'all ranked gigolo biddies delay who to what I say. Goriest. They say no idea. It just sounded like a compliment. At least take can watch. Hell boy, not heck boy. It's got I'll delete it seems like it's redacted. Censored. The new hell boy looks kind of like the original health, boy, but I had a very bad drug addiction and Mike winters, gyp. When you look at you like homeless heck, boy, Tunceli. Why, why? Because he will in this one I'll scrambling gaunt rarely he's still muscular. But, like his face he looks just like he's had some problems. It was like twenty years ago. What's that same actor? No, no. Not wrong in some other like I know who fucking played heck boy, I have no idea. I don't want to offend fan fucking pants. Because if you do that, then you offend the Trumpy, and then the fuck and CIA comes at Arash, you. So what happens luminosity down the allegory say, so that's our doing. All right. So another chapter in things you don't shove up your fucking snatch. Though, I could tell you want to, you know, a steel pipe that was of your, but the o- vaginal it's okay. Oh, yeah. We'll do make same steel dildos do good for Coldplay. It. Your head. I thought it was because you tasted like shit. But oh that's my favorite one. You know. Here. It says it all without being terribly offensive to people because if you're saying you're tastes like shit. Well, obviously didn't do. Well, though, obviously, I know what your dictates like. Yeah, yeah. So I would be as well, right. Yes. Yes. That's how I know you're gay. Okay. I but the people out there might get it's explained it of they get attain. No. So then why are you explaining to me like they're like, like we're the first people to explain every once in a while you get rain to dick? Anyway.Well. This cookie puss. Cookie puss. Some women are putting garlic cloves up there pussy to treat yeast infections does it work. No. Well, what do I know? I'm not a fucking doctor what you don't do this. It can actually be deadly. Come on, are like, it's an old why? It's actually an old wives tale that say you should put a clove of garlic up your snatch for three days in it'll clear things up. We'll Agata colleges went to Twitter and said the vaj is perfect. It will. It's a perfect environment for botulism for the bacteria to grow your, you know, what will happen is your giant won't have any expression later, sir, all the expressive leave your badge won't know if it's angry or what after it gets botulism 'cause. Yeah. If you guys don't know. Botulism is that's a boat oxes Bess. And that's what your face doesn't fucking move because cause. Paralysis and death. Well, yeah, no. It literally Pratt per paraly- sizes, paralyzes. It literally paralyzes the muscles are holding your face into rankle, so. Right. It's not that takes the wrinkle out. It's just the muscles, the muscles that you use to scripture forehead to make that expression they longer flex, so you your forehead no longer rankles, permanent part of Asian. Yeah. They come back. Come back in another shot. Let's say fuck up. That ended up like Schroeck victim. Now, the thing is though, I mean girl like does have a antifungal properties. But anti-populist what well, well, you have to have to cut the garlic clove and rub it on your badge. Or crush it and shove it up your cross, and it's already fucking irritated and not feeling good. So I can't even Q imagine that smell. Oh, it's like no no used to make. Oh, no. What do you have a talion grandma written all over it? To say Tien grandma, got a fuck till squad played the Donna day need the energy to make gravy on Sunday. Sta gravy, so don't do that. People go get some fucking modest that dirt. Yeah. You'll find out in twenty years, garlic completely. Here's a lot of shit weird. You get bit. Shoved it up your ass all time. Bruno's helps your memory put it in your, your ether keeps Christians away. And develop because, you know, they're all gay too. Are. Oh. It's the loopers here that throb pulled on my alka. You know. Well, you know why they liked to fuck it pastel colored Easter y gig. Then there's fruit. Governor. Roseanne there. There's this woman Pennsylvania. I got his anyway. She's tragically killed at the work in a workplace accident. She worked food processing plant, and she fell into the beat grinder. No. Yes. A whole another employees that the company is going to have to completely clean that place out or shuts out for a while 'cause another employee found her because he said that the machine make weird noises and it took firefighters forty five minutes to get the fuck and machine apart. So they could scrape her out. Yeah. Yeah. So what was that? Oh, that's, that's outta doesn't sound like a great way to die really. You know, can you imagine if you like feet I too? You're, you're like part of donors fucking Meatloaf next week. She's got a garlic you pussy tail. Specifies does science. New Zealand beekeeper for some reason, risked, having thousands of bees fly into his behold o stinging. His rectum was to get a paying one month rent, but yeah. I do. Like take take a dump over the top of fuck it beehive. What's he took off? He took out the lid of one of his very active very full boxes. And he took his pants off and he sat on it. Okay. What was the point? So he could to win a bet with his landlord and get a month for free of basically put his Barra's on that beehive right high s- job yet.And he was only vote on quote, that's what happened at oddly enough is week before chasing a mouse. Got a steel bar fell in his ass. It was weird that they're related bears like, Honey. Lick. Oh, no, no. This is what I'm saying. Like what it sounds like a bullshit story, usually somebody's just lying cover south that we know this, right? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. These pictures during it of. Oh, yeah. Well, that's it mean that it had no can't get involved in it. It probably oh, you could have been for porn hub to be poor channel. There you go. We talked about that connection has been made. Well now. So what the guy did he exposed his sweaty adds to the angry singers in not only as but as whole his taint has balls. And a little dick route. He was he was told that if he put his bare, ask on that beehive then he would learn the secret of fucking curse island, and he would know what a Bob -ly gag was does Lert as ler. And, and he would get all the secrets to all the little scraps of wood that are buried below that island. He Oakland even outset get superpowers and become be man. That's right. Because they're Ammiano spider ban, the wasp. But with a b it's right. He could stick one person than dies. His the power of pollination. I would make oh, flip your allergies. Still bad. By politician. We mean converting straight man to gave us let like thinking about rape. That's. Move the book was not always gotta go rapi. Why is it got to be rayvey for what's wrong with you? Well, well in the memories on Facebook, a couple of pictures from, from don't talk to strangers popped up. Oh boy. And that maybe think of it everyone's like, oh, what's the FOX, your face comfortable? I'm like, oh, my one and only simulated rape poor. Yes. And strangely enough. It is. It was like one of the most popular videos. It was everybody. Liked it a lot. Yeah. Feel it still ask for it. I'm like you guys do the really don't like me. We just like screaming like, yeah. Going. All right. Like you got any saw pictures, no? I don't have it. You will like if I can. Picture for your album. A put you on fuck and Facebook to say, well, you know, spring has come when you smell, the pungent blooms of the Bradford pear tree Bradford pear tree. Yeah. And you wanna know how okay how he goes it smells like semen. Okay. All over Cleveland when the street moves the air Siemen smell, like, come on come smells. Like, oh, I thought you were gonna say, like the wharf. No, no. It's, it's smell wrong like, no, no. 'cause they're seeming is receiving. Oh my God. What? Anyway. So the air all smells like a porn site after like a game day, I just, you know. I don't recognize like a strong odor, which is that's because you can't smell that like your sense of smell is all wonky. Even talk about this car today. Again, another thing, don't say you are because you the one doing the talking. Sometimes I auto respond. It's like a fucking robot. I just have canned responses that I spit out your telling me how crooked your nose was an L smaller nostril by tying. It's like pre through fucking stir Shaw fizzle stick. Yeah. Look into. Now telling him at least junos sparked of as Ari Lang's dude. No his fucking. I like dot existed. Now, Cinta graded for that cocaine collapse. Good job. Did you know that there's a video on how to use poppers? Okay. Yeah. And if he has no poppers are trite their recreational nitrate based drug that when you inhale they provide a relaxing, intense into story, generally rush of euphoria, generally, generally sold as some kind of heading usually head cleaner.You call it. Hey cleaner, VHS cleaner or you call it by their name. Like, there's rush Ironhorse bunch of other fucking cuttings. But it also increases your sensitivity and blood flow to your to your face in your extremities. But the, the relaxing effect, it involuntary suit, smooths, the muscles in your throat and your asshole. Yes, so many people use it before they give blow job or they're going to be the butt, right? Or sometimes while you're having sack spaghetti. It's just fun. And they can be they can actually very harmful so please carefully. It's pretty dangerous. That's right. Like you could pass out on your bag. Then you're just straight at Haley hit o'day. I know I've done it. We've done for the bottle and then re I we had the ad. Irag brush, bottle. So, yeah. We were we were banging fucking. Yeah. We had a bunch of times to me did a hotter drunker on Asir. Yeah. Say, yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah. But they were plenty of times where we couldn't really who really died. Yeah. Oh, they're saying there was that one time I did go on conscious and breathing. Well. Dhia radically. I you know, I allegedly allegedly allegedly, you may have gone out once tearing low brass by but that yeah was shot out. But I don't think it was. I don't think it was the I don't think it was lack of oxygen from that I think it was blood flow can been because a lot, a lot of like I wouldn't necessarily close your win by with my hand. I would. But I would put a lot of pressure on your on your vein on the arteries going up and just kind of keep you going in and out. But that way, I'm not actually closing your airway to give proves or anything like that. Right. And yet, one time you didn't get it in like now you didn't start breathing. I was like, oh, Jesus, Jesus God. But I'm here fine brings held a gun but whatever, yeah. All right. Everybody will we're get on me. Wow. We're getting ever. We're getting out of here with chasing mouse. Swear. With the bottle of liquor. That rag of head cleared. That was not a snow some. I have a VCR there was a guy that was over here. I left some heroin needles at his asked says it says Puckett in cleaner, those back, little Mormon kids, I'm gonna talk to. Oh. No. Debbie about the closet. No. Keeping the other one company. Yes, you wanted to be there. Yes. She asked for right? Layers said, we're gonna Atta here for the week everybody. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend and the rest of your week. And everybody is hunky Dory. Gorgeous and beautiful having an awesome time. And got anything. All right. It's time to get a snack go the fuck to bed, so I don't talk to later parts of. Parts of. Does does.