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03/09/2019 Facial tattoo out of control... If you want to be a dick, be a dick... Florida man is the most crazy... Missed the taco fest... Premiere of the Hart-break killer Katie's new movie out soon... A photo album of Katie... Steak and a blow job day coming soon... Why Scott Pilgrim... Vegan man eats meat and can now cum... Chaps are back, or are they... Drawing dicks on foreheads for ash Wednesday... Episode of "Rule 34"... Jellyfish uni-hole... Can't talk to fish... Orgy in the sand coming to Clearwater... Tits Man - Things that happen to boobs... Vegan hot dog and why... Roast beef scented bath products... The presidential relationship... Michael Jackson's ghost child support... Remove vaginal callus with this stick... Katie and her wild pussy.

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The following program contains adult content crasner language of sexual manner completely irresponsible advise, along with some things, you'll wish you could Anisur if you are under the age of eighteen easily offended, or like to judge others based on their sexuality, please turn this off. For those who remain in joy and have a nice day. 'cause I was fucking the shit out. He's right for. To take down jiggle. Old tricks. Look, you over media, I pass collusive. That's good. I like food more TV's ruled in ten nine eight seven six. Three. Katie's leads starts now. Are you ready? Dress socks. You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you? Elmo. And now live from, we'll thirty four studio. I bring you girl that can be mesmerized by burns here. She is, you're the one the only can Katie. I Amy hose kinky, Katie. And with me as always is my overall clad, plus covered fucked, so I-, Mr.. We are coming at you live from razz radio live dot com, KiKi radio dot com and radio dot net. It's so sad. I just wanted to throw like real quick. The lead singer product died Passi died. Yeah. Yeah. I forget his. Is he was guy detective? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't know what role he played in the actual writing of said, music, Donau unaware. I don't know it just makes me sometimes when, when cheerleaders maybe I'm being a little bit bitter. But it's like. You know, come on there, there's some there's some songs cheerleaders could write better lyrics to. Okay. Arwa anyway. Whatever you're not feeling the modern day Lear assist. Are you now? But at least those you understand what they're saying. I'm telling you, I, I totally did not get the whole concept of mobile app, and that I heard it put in a way at least to air, it explained to me, you know, it's the pump crock for, for a certain type versa it. So it's just their way of saying fuck, you everybody, all those build out, little fucking shirt. Rich white is their phases. Look like the desk in detention does from all over. Defacements had twos. Have gotten way out of control but, you know, whatever. Oh, it's not him. It's it's the, the. Of the world, really the exactly. It just gets ridiculous. Fuckin- rainbow Bray gets really ridiculous. But just because you don't understand it whatever you don't have to like it nuts. True. But free world. Your face. Go ahead man. You give me something to laugh at I get off for it. Why not? I really for some I gonna laugh at. I can't. It's, it's insensitive to laugh to disabled people. Now you you like now. Your people used to laugh at jokes. But you can't do it anymore. Now, now, now, what are we got left me that does it for you? Like what? Say that. If you want to be an incentive, you could be an incentive deck. There's nothing legal about it, but I just let you know, hey, do you know you kinda sounded tickets? They're a little ticky. See, so no. Because if you. Mole. I mean, there's a do, but usually it don't but we can openly be text about being on their face and you know what you're not gonna catch a lot of heat there. So I say tattoo the shit out of your face co crazy geds nuts. Do you like like you know put your favorite rapper across your forehead jury? That's the way to Drake allies letters Lee is receptive alive at eight entertains me daily. One check you can look her up. She got her boyfriend's name tattooed across her face like I mean across her entire face. Russell. She only known him for like a couple hours. Good. Good one. Good Dicken gonna say what? The tattoo are saying hell. Yes. Let's put this on there. Now, we must do this immediately, and you need to pay me at. Oh, that's, that's for sure. Yeah. Are you an adult? Yes. All right. Let's go on Russell, right? Thing going. How about black black in more black for the color, black dark reds? And it's like an it's like old English and it goes like under her I all the way to her chin goes from ear, right? Yes. Tagged your up a looker Allegra? Bitches face up. Here's five hundred zero just like that shit up just so that raw look like she got bucket chinstrap a Russell fucking mass strap the bass mask God damn dedication. I would. No. There are people that have your name written tattooed on you, but, and I wouldn't do just be well, I just wouldn't do because of the married him, it's the kiss telling you tattoo a Dame's idea, and it's, it's not log for earth for you and that person. So I refused to do it just on that basis. Really? And I meant that I got I got some people's. Initial tattooed on me when I was eighteen and. More. Now, I don't talk to God, Tim crowd. No, no one. We asked you saw my high school reunion. Did we? Yes. Okay. He's divorced now. Busy. All right. I'm not suppressed up. Okay. Oh, we have a fun show for you. Tonight. These crazy people are plentiful in Florida, especially, but we'll tell you about few. We also have brand new tits man, along with some sexual absurdity just putting forward tests, Florida craziness action. Why not? Well, it's just it's there. I put it off on Ohio, and it's not working because Florida man really is more crazy. I don't I don't know. Why do we live in the land of crazy? I don't get. I, I don't know with that Lavery there. The says something. So many fucking friend requests from from juggle owes a lot. That's weird. Ohio. Yeah. Yeah. That's well, you know, I'm, I'm saying a lot of weird shit happily Shane blame. You shane. My, my busy tattooed on you, but it doesn't matter how many I see out of a different place. Really, we live in Atlanta crazy, and there's no doubt, and we don't even realize it. I grew up here. What do I know here too? I don't know how weird it is, this is the norm. Between south Florida and north Florida. It's a lot redneck here up here. I'm gonna tell you that for sure it is. Well, you know, they say south Florida's become, you know, Kibo the New York. Okay. I totally liked it. Yes. I was. Yeah. I like the less Necci happy. I really really till now we're in the land of, of the wrestling world, hall of fame. But it's it's, it's not bad. But it is a Necci version of Miami, Fort Lauderdale. Yeah. Close. But now. Chains up here. Gasparilla again. At match you're having another parade for pirate. I'm so I'm so we didn't go to the taco fest today towards the tacos type of fest today hose the taco fast. I didn't know of said taco best it was free parking free mission. Okay. Bad. What's going on? Well, they kind of it. People said it was absolutely awful. That they were. They only planned on ten thousand people, but thirty thousand people showed up a good thing. We to go to the taco fast delay people waiting three hours in line for three sucky taco. Okay, who is giving the Tyler is it the city like who's given the tacos away. Is it as bus different taco plays arid soccer is? Yeah. Yeah. Made their own people standing on the corner food trucks and shit. Just talk radio. Where was this? I don't know somewhere Tampa. I don't know about you, what I thought. All right. None of the other giving away free tacos. All I'd like people onto corner tacos people bicycles some fucking tacos. No. You pay for the time goes sure the corners with your free tacos, I'll just show them your days. Tago. Flusher talk. Oh. Over soccer. Girl, ma'am, we're gonna have to ask you to put that away. Please. I got. No walk bam. Still this is. This is a family festival. Not gotta put, put your who Holloway diago. It's no, ma'am. Please. Put your snatch down. Do it. Anyway. You know what? If you guys go to the kinky, Katie radio Facebook page right at the top pendant. The top is information on how you can go to the premiere of the heartbreak killer. It is March thirty first at five o'clock. It's in Tampa. All the information is right there you can go, you can get ticket. And there's only there's very limited seats. There's only forty available total so by now men, they may be sold their maybe twenty left but up, but I'll be there. I'll be there, you'll be there, so I mean, it's, it's, it's a weird place to have you know what I mean. Yeah. And the movies only an hour long. So it's not like. In her your ass. No. Well, I don't know about other people, but I Hanson fucking movie theater along. Good. Lord. I've had to sit through the fuck in Lord of the rings Chile g you know, Mike my ass is going to bad for you. Really, why? I mean those, those old old styles theater seats till from the nineties, the nineties early two thousand seats. See, like today today Klein or you can go to the ones that you can get your whole couch sheer. So like surrounds those, those steaks that he would put calluses on here as to those are fucking great, and then you'd have your food get we cocktails, and we go there and get slammed and have snags and just watch movie. We even care. It was damp theater seats squishy Dessel of med like Darcus defeat or the premium premium, God, damn sound fuck. That fuck that. Speakers on your television debts. I wanna watch it on right there. There's a guy Facebook. Kennedy freaks me out. He's got a file Mullan album of me over. Album when he read it, he said, over three thousand pictures of me. Oh, a photo album. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, he knows he knows he knows his photo. Do you want me to say you out there? I do. Three thousand. You're slacking probably listening right now. He relied. I'm just saying. You put a lot of about tear, and, you know, maybe somebody may be. Somebody just wants to see him all. That's true. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So VOD Twitter when the now you get to see more of John's shit club steak and BJ day's coming up this week. Yeah. Like the fifteenth or seven fourteenth fourteen. That's right. Three three point one four. Which is weird. It's like it's like the, the man shit all over the women and took pied away from them that really should be all about the pie made it all about steaks and fuck it blowjobs to see how did that even know it. So this could tell tell them out the next meeting notes, rabble rabble. They voted said that shit up. Man, stay Dr. You are Tampa.They could be like staking BJ, sixty nine day. Yeah. Hurt imply every year. We talk about it at every year I laugh inside because it it's, it's completely shitting on women and say, we had the other day. Yeah. Yesterday. I'm just saying it would make a lot worse sense is is, is what I'm saying. Yeah. If they made it, you know, I don't know savvy movie and a bowl of soup day, inner south southen. Sip-it broth set up bubble bath with your cat day. Go slack candle just for the pie. So the. Well, you gotta marry her, but Mr. pies, ready? No. Transit. He leave it out. Oh, I have story about red zip ac- to, oh, you're gonna get to fucking content. Now that now you're fucking bound and determined to get to contact. Sure. Fun fifteen minutes, and we're going to get to some content now kids. Odd put put your helmet on quick, fasten, your seatbelts charade tables to the upright position not retaken off any second can happen. Didn't put the pin? We jokingly tease about vegans, a lot of this show. I mean, okay now but we. But we. She comes with soy milk, kin. Really hard about it. So ridiculous. How much of a hard we have that fucking movie? It really to say no. Stupid. Whatever it was. She was stupid, but it was funny. It was it was stupid in a new way that was at new exciting. Stupid. I get. And it doesn't hurt the first time we saw we were on as it did. We today after. Yeah. Narrowly. Yes. Was it? Okay. Yeah. 'cause light outside, but we're we're still kicking. That's probably why I really liked him. I now that I'm thinking about it. But that's how it was introduced to it. And yes, yes, that's probably white stuck. Well anyway, anyway. What about the Regan's again? There's a video post stinks, none of that was dude. He was. He posted a very emotional video, because he's been he's been like one of these raw raw vegans for six years, well, his body, just totally started to deteriorate, and he, he finally had some meat product, yet, some Ryan Giggs, and what, what was it raw eggs of those salmon, and his body almost immediately gonna came back. He was finally able to come he hadn't been able to come. In years. And then when he finally introduced protein back into he had a wet dream. He said it was the best thing, it is entire life. And then he's like, I will never go back to being bad about every time a bastard, a thought of. Lillard a cow, Lulu. So God damn hot then went Valiente fits gotta face. Eight jerkin. It couldn't couldn't black on catching Katie now than read meat. Yeah. Whatever gras eggs. I wonder why raw raw eggs, while light go for that. Well, he's understand, like olive Ian, and I need some fuck. So I'm not gonna cook these eggs. No. Let's eat them in the form that could potentially give me too. I mean they say he Salva but nobody. Just saying it doesn't sound like stomach positive maneuver. You know what I mean? I've approved in six years, so blah, blah. Here's a nutty egg. Throw up, please fucking shrink it. Rocky style. God. Gulp balls things. I don't know that this is gross. Good for him. I can come. Now, more animals with die for his orgasms. That's right faces will die so he could catch nut as even bathing puts a little degrees. So. That's another group of people I didn't get. I mean I got vegans, like I get it. But didn't really like t realize they actually take like a life is a life like like that pigs. Life is the same as my life. So when I put an average practical, I guess, I got it but do you know it's a pig? I mean not for nothing. But don't name it yet. I mean, it's not pleasant killing him, but I like to eat, and I take hours designed to eat meat, I pretty sure so, so, so I have I have to eat meat sorry, Henrietta the pig or chickens. Whatever whatever you are. But he ain't when I mean I said, I mean, I'm not sorry, you've never had to like slaughter bunch animals. Then that's I haven't fish. So we're like nobody feels the same about. Fish are real fucking real in feeling some people do though, some people like you see more people facing shows now like actually knock officials out as opposed to just Chuck them in the boat. You know what I mean? Get it over quickly. You'll see more people like like doing shit like usually because if they don't do it. Then the meat goes back because the Drena limb pumps through. And if I can causes the meat to go fuck air and what they're not fucking. You're not talking about you're talking about fish here. They're fucking fish. Cares about. It's hard to really the cute ones like save dolphins dolphins rape. There's plenty of people vegans don't eat fish either. Don't fuck jam on that shit. Right. There's some don't but I'm just saying, though products, nothing with a face. But, but still, there are like fishing shows like knowing gives people fishing shows any shit, though. Like are cool bass? On the and then don't kill deer. But fuck that fish care. I dunno watch bring them in a way of. There you go. We're gonna hanging. Eat them. No. We're going to stuff them stupid. Come on now. Who can go for nothing sir. What do you have a bear your trophy room? Do you have a truth? Be room. Got a fish? Okay. Billy bass great. Real people did L gain with the shore, a little fashion clip is little quickie, chaps her back. Yeah. Okay. I didn't know I'll chapter Assocaited. So, you know, I know that'll come at ask for him. I mean you always hear people say ASO's chastity yet. No, you're saying it's redundant did tree done, you know what I mean. Yes. Like saying Gwyneth. Paltrow dushi. Thing you know what I mean. Hell Trojan to she got today. Leader. Already we talked about her last week. Oh, don't. She just got a little blip in this aisle. Take your dog about partially snatcher. I was yes. Let up I'm just making sure. Now she liked to do that, you like to try to sneak sneak stories pass me twice. 'cause, you know of my flesh, it of not remembering anything, I think it was my flick new not remember. I think that's what we're figure how that it is that you. You forget it I'm really to do. Anyway. Yes. So people are like suspend her pants or laces fucking stripper where I've changed Uber's where I'm for years now. They're wearing this fashion. So it's like. We came out of a job for a long time. Come on Cowboys. Yeah. True, they have a girl in g-string word because there's Djerba wear they have in for well, because all your bits are open ended up for your your, your cottage cheese is I don't wanna see anyway 'cause you're the ugly one. Oh, that is. Love.Wow. Stripper. There. Yeah. Doubt to, like, will they totally totally polls totally appropriated by people's fucking tire. And I don't like it. Oh my God. They genitive promote sexuality, and I think it's wrong so speaking out, this is what you're having issues with star appropriating my cultures attire. Yes. Five our energies kicking in. Yes. Yes. Informative bitch. So they are not they're no longer good appropriate. My races fucking clothing. Not to it chaps. We all those at blogs to white man, God tab, white men who wanna bang other white band. We all know this. We all know chapter for kickout with eight foot just say and just say, are you going with shaeber, relayed Reiter? You better you better stay off my God. Damn chaps. Good. Lord. Oh my God. Well, there was shot chaps. I expect hot man on man action. That's what I expect. When I see chaps. I tell to say he can out. All right. So you always have a WADA, dollars were men were not gonna let it go. We're not let go. Can't take it back chapter for men. Capture for boys. Gay men earth straight, your, you can't tell you don't know which. You have no idea God, what are you doing? There was shock waves that were sent through a quiet little water for parish after long-serving priests was in serious violation of trust. Yeah. Oh, oh my God priest in violation of trust. You don't say. God. I swear to anyway he's fired after thirty years because people were complaining about how he was smudging the ash on the people's for his fresh Wednesday. Okay. Usually it's the son of the cross, right? Okay. What I've been doing Dick's? He was doing Dick's. I'll come up. It was actually that'll dick. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He said he's been doing this for so long and he said he's just fucking tired of it. So he just snapped. He basically did balling down for priests. Yeah. He just started tried decks. Josh Wednesday, bad come on down. Obvious Patru fuck you dickhead. Yes. So he said, since you use like I don't care anymore years hullabaloo. He said that all he thanked the media too because since he got fired. He's been making dick fortures selling them. All day, just it's. Yeah. They can't like wipe it off. Or whatever reason I'm not really sure Catholic, I forget to sit kneel stance it newsstand via and, and. Don't go anywhere near the place is what I've Laird really well, 'cause you get a tick on your fucking for that we just talked about that is, why would I why would I ever go the Catholic church on a web an edge Wednesday on Wednesday? When Sunday ever, there's a chance of dudes gonna try, try to draw attack them had. And I since I don't know the diverse, I'm just going to stand there and take it like a dick. Do you see the book parallel here? We all issue. Word of others. We're gonna go episode rule before when we come back, we're gonna. We're gonna the vanishing butthole. There was really fucked up advice. So stick around, we'll be right back after this. Young. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack. Is in the hospital after suffering from Pino fracture. Severe. Yes, he got caught fucking is there like a non Samir? Pinot fracture later. I mean really snappers? I really maybe you might like it. I don't know. Maybe you slam digging drawer. It's not that bad. You got your tax by jumpers of the whip Katie. I always wanted to have me a left turn. Got me one now left her. Love turn to it's like Ricky, I'll go on a regular left, her doctor, Kedah, Lord. Hugh member Greg. Yeah. I do important. Still have videos from holidays. I can't look at cranberry. Crooked. He's. No on with the show. Welcome back to can katie's world on Raza. Dear lives com kinky Katya dot com and radio dot mad. In the Twitter at KP Katie radio. He Katya, radio dot com can cater chemo dot com and on the Facebook forget you can always Google kinky Katie radio. For some links sight. Like this. Solid. AMC never really heard from before. Oh, you know, things are fine. Good. There something we'll probably talk about next week. It's they're saying you should do everything at least three times and find out if you like it or not. That's an old thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was twice. Yeah. Three times just to make sure the second wasn't a fluke. For the one person who is only fucking one person. Well, like I said, terror people like, oh, God hollow. So. Who am I sorry I'm just saying, no fucking way? I'm nail in one girl. It's not avenue. See it's just not happening. I can't guarantee we're all put my dick for the rest of my life. I could put it into that wall socket. I could put it into that. I have an affair with that couch cushion and never tell you about it. It's my deck. Put away. I want. Yes. Instagram. Yeah. Okay. There's an interesting thing about jellyfish the usually Hallier and they're sticky. Yeah. Those are pretty cool too. They only have they only have one whole for their mouth and there, but it's not a clue wake. Okay. Way out even know that they had a whole they do a whole lot just like absorb shit through their tentacles know that they just sucked it in and just like their outside. We're on their inside inside around there outside. No, they could just fucking huggy bear on some food, and the food, just dissolve, right there in their jelly it dissolves and they suck it up into the. Yeah. Just absorbs like fucking but anyway, they have a mouth, hold that they also fuck home mouth whole cuts. Yes. It's like a super clue. It's like a fucking. It's like a super Klay. It's, it's a clue echo, Joey novas. What's that really its name? No. Stories. L excited. Ars face. Okay. We demanded ours face even has to nose holes to ear holes. Too is holes. Okay. This is all an asshole. This is one whole okay? This mono hole. He's a cya hole. Makes sense what the Cyclo, but this is not the case with the comb jellyfish No, here's a second hole. Oh, god. No. These jellies have vanishing Buttle. Both. Good luck. Where to go over. Here know it's got a mouse gonna take shit from where wait, wait take breath, hang on. Oh, god. No, it does have a mouth. But it pushes it's ways through skin. And then the port disappears, they call it a temporary butthole. Well I mean they don't call it a butthole but it's temporary. But I said. One of those. Yeah. Yeah. So I, I wish is everything out via osmosis. Squeezes real hard. Pretty much. Okay. Yeah. So, and if you wanted was sharks, and or skin, a lot of sharks, not every shark, but a lot of raised as yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what that's all about. But it's about south and. And they wonder why why people don't think fish have feelings because the P through their skin, the end of you ever had a discussion with the fish. No. You can people can say they've had discussions with their cats dogs birds fucking fish. You never had a discussion with your, although I did have a fish, it would demand food c he'd bang rocks. And there he Degi Abang fucking lead. Yeah. I, I almost well, I almost killed my brothers Bish once. Yeah. Purpose you fucking on ter- none. You're just that's horrible. I don't even wanna sorry was, but I would think live for visual years after that, anyway. I was going to sushi schools. Shut up. Skit really big the right type of time to go. Here's only government gone. Carp. Fishing. To carb carpaccio and her carpaccio say she style. If you're planning on visiting Florida the spring break, especially Clearwater beach. Well, get ready for the orgy insane, or she in the sand. They're not gonna let that happen is that you're not good Cup of tea. What do you mean? I'm just saying Clearwater beach has like weird rules about well, I mean it's too bad because it's coming in. You're not gonna be able to stop it. So fucking bad. You hear that Clearwater? I am excited. Sure. Well, I'm sorry to tell you, but take. Don't did we talk about this? I put my dick where I want. But you know what you can watch what he's okay. And reports turtle Orgeon reports are nerve, I that her Lordy. It's horseshoe. Crabs horseshoe say they're going to be slapping shells on the shore. What if what if what if I? You want some cincy crabs under. Well, what, what, what, what if I'm gonna Tepe relationship with a horseshoe crab? Well, you can go people are gonna look janey. Could you show me, which whole I have to penetrate? Those since since you seem to be the expert. Oh, yeah. Sure. Animal husbandry their blood is blue. Did you know that who's blood horseshoe crabs? They have blood. Yes. Okay. She. Their fish fish, blood whatever you say. Darren. Anyway. The state luck wildlife people. They want all explicit details. They won't pictures reports. They wanna know what time it's going on anyway, so you can get over with it, and, like, watch them. Hot hot clam clam Hatcher hot. The grabbed his grabs once he crabs fuck Clearwater, because this is kind of the month. That's the peak meeting season. But ends in April what are the odds that nobody gets arrested at, at fucking crab or g fast? What, what are the odds? I think the good somebody gets arrested lers to people showed up just as crabs Golic rents. I bet if you check next week, you're going to see somebody got arrested at the fuck it at the fucking crab or. Crab crab, orgy. We had four people put in jail crab orgy. Yep. It's terrible anyway, so they have an app, you can go to as well. See can get all your shit in there. Get all your. What do you can put all your findings in their findings? Yeah. When you watched that word, they want you to learn some new Lingus, I, I learned about five different moves. Did you do that? It's like a scoop. I my probation officer said it wasn't what no k to pull a girl's arm off. I asked. We got many over people all regard. Damn tentacles of Jesus, then were tentacles surely do Kane say him like that. Butthole. I think we're going to get your favorite segment. Staying by oh. Boobs in and on the news, it's time once again, for fitness band, everybody. This man pay attention because you're gonna get some schooling. Learn something maybe. Wow. Maybe not. All right. These are absolutely weird. But totally normal things that having your boobs. Like us rub your weaders. Those days were made for that. God damnit don't stop us, though. Lived up to does feel good. He did he. Oh, sure does. You don't think you doesn't feel good for you? That's I'm not a girl. I, I don't know. I've never had a guy rubbers Weiner over my boobs. Just saying, good for you can run my conscious about anything and make it feel good, except for manhole cover. I don't take that would feel good. But I'm just saying stuck in what I don't know. I don't know what you're fucking where did you stick, your dick anyway? All right. Harry nipples, some Harry nipples I, I have heard about it. My friend was saying this girl said this shit go. I've dated a few girls that had had Harry Nepal's. Yes. Really go. Yeah. They would they would shave them and stuff. Well, they, you know what are you gonna do? They pluck them they shave him. They'd whatever they could do to get rid of them, just like any girl with hair. She doesn't like or guy. One boob is larger than the other true. They're real. Yeah. I'm sure there are some, some that are so close that you could can't tell. But. Yeah. In my experience. It's always a big book and the girl, always knows what you want. It isn't mmediately left. It's never the same. My left, it is strange left to real left. I don't know. I laugh you're supposed to leave him casting, so they could guess which one. Weirdo, even out. Do that large nipples or call Cobres his it. That's what we call. Yes. I said that we like to call. Yes. Over like militia Vits yet because you wanna show on them. Want to see somebody with the fuck. We're gonna have to look it up urban dictionary show and the V, they're completely different. I can look out. If if I wanted barely their boobs. Yes. There's some girls that do not need bras at all. They're nothing. But nipple and they're gaining of like they, they have no boobs. That's fine like like to curl like the girl who, who fuck and was on the TV today was a perky little movies issues point at me, the whole time, she was doing her show with, you know Maher that one or even smaller. Yeah. She was to marry the entire time. Their, their stereo, frog. What's green pro? Anyway, your certain time, just especially when you're new period. Limping boobs. Yes. This, you can actually get multiple lumps in your boobs, and they're usually cysts, go to the doctor. And according to the dictionary, free, dictionary dot com is a characters option both ends. Charters option. Tono Spero's me. Maybe. I will tell her as his bits two. Chose cho- chose. Seven is whatever dark nipples. Yes. Dark nipples sometimes when they pregnant, they get darker. Yes, I've noticed that. In some really dark nipples. They come in all colors sit him. Really? Inverted nipples. Yes. Are inverted tease amount taking them out? Or sometimes they're just too. What are you gonna do bumps on your DeVos? Some ladies. I'm on the area. And those are some weird things about your boots. Tit for the weeks. Yeah. World. Oh, one more thing about vegan tonight. Okay. I told you, we told you about chocolate molds of your asshole before. Yes. And they do that every Valentine's Day, but this is something new. This is a there's a company called dick at your door. Gotta ticket your door. Anyway, uh. So if you. I mean dick so the perfect gift anyway. Like any okay. Cajun oh, you know, you don't have to high Tuesday, a dick. I like say it's more brainwash it works out. Good as it could be cured by deck. It's right. Everybody loves more deck. Nick do we all love more Daiki dick, dick. Right. Desert dick. No, not more dick. Well, these are edible Cox and they're vegan. Oh, changes it. Well, they're, they're very detailed. Very, very vani, and they are circumcise. Vascular. Yes, they are. I don't know. I don't know if there's an uncut version, but I didn't tip and who anyway. Right. Probably wrecked. Like oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, he wrecked your act, you wouldn't see foreskin that -sarily. But everyone says that it's on small sobbing is it's only about four inches. Okay. So well and this tastes, okay? But it is really. It is rare animal faced off will fat. There's some good nut butter though. Dan? 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How do well it got a little funky downstairs then looks like vegetarian syrup? Somebody why dick. No, no, no. Oh, mirrored. So gross. While I'm gross them pefect, is that dick. Yes. Tired of eat, goddamn cut damn full full animal dick, vegan date. I don't want them face minors. We were discussing a little bit today and I'm just gonna just you because for should giggles. But we because you, you have figured out because you like Katie had this, this, this lightbulb idea today. And she believes she has figured something out about a very famous person. We the but Joe tag minute tell. Debated it you and I, but I'm I don't know we're out there. Let's see out there. Monye and the president have some relationship in. Yes. Yes, K Katie is discovered this all on her own, why don't you want to be involved? I didn't say I didn't want to be involved. All right. I just I let you stand on your own because it is just now occurring to you to what's going on. 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That's what happens not that there's anything wrong with that now but, you know, dude, who's that outwardly dick, you know likes to get fucking smack around usually. Swiss, your or a lot of times we've seen this powerful then getaway, a women who will fuck in take a whip to their back, whatever they want. You know what I mean? Yeah. -solutely. She's always looking at him like that. Like your show going to good it with. She gets her. Is peers like a Farka Gager. And he's like movie. Movie. That's that's keeps them together. Totally. Okay, there with the release of that leaving Neverland is documentary. Michael Jackson's relationship with these to be victims. These boys, more stuff is coming out of the woodwork. Okay. This story, a married mother of two claims that she was raped by Michael Jackson's ghost. Gets better. Because better better, the rave is also the cause of one of her kids are right. We're not done yet. Oh, no. This also there's more. It wasn't win. Jackson died as a white guy. Nope. This is when he died and revert into a darker skin zombie from the thriller video. Okay. Well, it makes a lot more sense now. Really? Yeah. Her husband believes her because he said, that, that's the only explication why the baby's black. I mean, it it's easier that Katy or it's the goddamn crab man and crab man's my buddy. And oh, they're suing the Jackson estate for child support. Are you? Are you you fucking? Are you fucking with me? Yeah. Yeah. They are. They are. So what you're saying. If you just wanna make money off, you wanna make pedophile money. Yeah. They were some blood diamond money. They once pedophile. Oh my God. Who ailing too? Okay, hobo. He really again. Here is the Jim moose stick. Twa. Jammu J, M U Jehmu style. Hi, we're call with it and the ad says it's to remove vaginal calluses. Facebook removed the Jimmu company, they move their page altogether. Yeah. Vaginal phya. Logical expoliation of the cows inside your vaj. Okay. 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You out if you don't use it for give a break. It will it will. I will if you lead that grass for a couple of weeks, it'll stat right to lock road by. Here asshole, not so much. Pussy is way out of control. Very vocal chattering gets a little Ashraf footing pissing off at will. Yeah. Oh, say the do the new pussycat is really giant me and see driving us both crazy. Both crazies, cute. Cute murder phase could Affleck murder phase. But you out soon why we call him. Hey murder. Face hates paintcare. Because now bring pancakes shit had. Do you look at and he's so fucking cute you like you want to just play against the wall. Seriously? You really wanna flame them. But then you look at his cute little face if you did you or just way you fucking cute smash like that. I guess I cannot do that even know. I really want to right now. His like getting all Gresley Humby with me. He was throwing them Vive coming. Bagging bite me and then you look at him. And he's Idi bitty little pieces getting his mouth, and his is all black and he's pitch black. And he's so tiny looks at you like you are so goddamn cute, but you got to cut the shut out. Yeah. I know. In our. Yes. Oh, sorry. We ended the show on a. On a fluky talk. Whatever you can hear the little fucker in the background. It's as well address eight hundred pound skinny little cat in the fucking room. Eight hundred pound three pack at this pot. God pain in my ass. Soon to be that list. We, we all we we all me, Katya wrote for 'cause Pago libra. We'll put his ass down, like like Pokka Lee Rayo like he starts to play Parco and Paka plays rough dude. And he puts a little kitty doubt, and little kid, just shuts off after awhile, like okay, stop a Puckett around anymore. You set Pago after and he's still terrified of nervous. Great anyway. That was cat talk with SC key eighty, I'm sure there are some people that wanted to know about your posies they do not here. Even if they don't they lie they say they do. Well last night there like like Marins Barron's whole fucking of a campaign for merge is like his cat. Yeah. I mean you know what I mean? So. Boomer, boomer, her was boomers tad. I think. Yeah disappeared. I what I thought I caught at some point anyway. So, yeah, people do care which is strange to me. So I got a lot of now murder face a pain in the ass. I don't know if I like him. No, no. Yeah. 'cause so fucking cute already have a little Halloween, costumes for though maybe a little bit. Oh, you can totally put shit on him. I will not feel bad for him at all the other two, you leave them alone. This one, I don't give a fuck. You could put him in whatever you wanna find a man and I won't I won't ridicule you for it, because he deserves it. Yeah. You. Yeah. Talking to you punk. The couch all three of them like, oh, feel like it's no way. Anyway, the crazy cat lady. All right. Anyway, lady. All right. Okay is well we're down here for the week and I'll see you next week or whenever you decide to listen to me, or whatever is he puts it out. Yeah. All right, everybody. Well, I hope you have a great weekend and they're weak and kiss. And don't forget, you'll be my Ps and Chinese tickets. If you want to see the premiere of heartbreak killer movies are in these rise. All right up to. I like tacos and those.
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