Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:00:31 — 56.1MB) | Embed
Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | RSS | More
This week!
03/16/2019 Could be working out while listening... Where are my Christian children's book ideas... Another story about dismemberment... Katie is not abused, I swear... Where is Waldo? We don't know but we know where the dildo is... Secret life as a gay male porn star... Episode of "Rule 34"... Supreme taste in music... Asian don't crack... Beaver gland juice is apparently very tasty... Creepy man sucking sleeping toes and flashing dong... Tits Man - Flock of boobs floating down the river... The new K hole... Katie does her own PSA - Be yourself... Giant vagina stollen again, for the second time... Watch yourself have sex from your dick's point of view... Story time with Katie
Links!
Dick in a bag
Subtle dildo
My husband is a gay porn star
You just ate beaver anal secretion
Let me suck on them toes
TITS MAN: giant boobs in Amsterdam canals - Flock of Boobs
Special K nasal spray
3rd time is a charm... or no
Giant clit stolen
It's a GoPro for your dick
Brenda's beaver needs a barber
Bumper Music
Inaccurate Transcript!
The following program contains adult content crazzy language of a sexual manner, completely irresponsible advise, along with some things, you'll wish you could hear. If you are under the age of eighteen easily offended, or like to judge others based on their sexuality, please turn us off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. Because I was fucking the shit out. Is that to be talking about to be? Awesome. God. No way. Please. Kiedis in ten nine eight seven six. Fine. Katie's leads starts now. Are you ready? Trust. You wanted to play dress up. Don't you? Elmo. And now live from rule thirty four studio bringing a girl, that is a master ever own Pusey here. She is your host, the one, the OMI kinky, Katie. Welcome to the show. I ever hose can geeky and Whitney as always is my parties. Plus giver, fucked way. Mr. Yeah. Catch pucker. Awesome. We are coming at you live from route thirty dirty. Ios. Oh on raspberry you. Live dot com radio. Dot net's. You already on. Imagine what y'all are up to right now. But that's ok does like parades glor- going on and like everything. You're listening to us. I don't know what, you know what you're doing your life, obviously responsible. He will and most people are listening. Whatever time they listen. I know. Jim highly doubtful, but. But I love, but I love all of you and I appreciate year. A lot of here, working out while listening to us, right? Oh, you're working something that kind of show. I don't think I I don't see many people listening to us while they work out. It's more like driving in the car by thing. Well, either way, when the white privy people are like listening to rap songs about fucking sell the wheat, and killing Cobb, you'd be surprised people who spend like an hour to day on a treadmill or something for whatever reason they're doing that or running or. If you have like an hour to complete alone time, you know what I mean, you could be listening to any, and you'd almost have to you couldn't like just turn on some fucking street music, stream, you get bored. So quick say this version Lewisham different all the time. Exactly. So it's people it's twenty nineteen people are listening to different shit. Live your best life takes time for yourself just one hour week. Oh, god. I know. Do it in a bowl bath with a toaster nearby. Shit. Are we like do show action here? Just going to Stony it your way through. Right. Why not anyway? Well, we do Brady tits name for you coming up after cartoon in such, and we also have. Some stories. We got some stuff, we're gonna talk about gonna miss going to story time if there, if there is time. What do you mean? Storytime you'll see already time. What are we to in, like Christian no Brenton beaver needs barber? Okay. I like it has anybody thought about where where are my ideas for my Christian children's book, what to fuck somebody's supposed to be some ideas. So I can write a Christian children's book within abetted code. We talked about several ago. I know so wait a minute, though. It's going to be pretty deep because anyone that's listening to this show. Already knows that we've talked about it a bunch of times if you do get it published. They're gonna know that there's a code in there. That's fine. They can start the rumor then you know what I'm saying somebody start to rumor that haven. There's a fucking code in there. There's it's gotta be evil. Thanks. Now, your understanding, then I leave a series of Easter eggs on the internet, and different places to make it seem like it's going to be a scary code. But when you get down to the end, you know, you got something like. Smokable hug Abbadi. You know you know what I'm saying? Something. Asinine lee. Nice, right. There's the end. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know, give the Richard damn you the reach her out be a decent guy. You know what I'm saying? Yes, they do just give the reach around right there at the end. That's all they need to know. Always give the reach route thaw that love. Say teach them for tickets and evil code. That's right. Bastards. Oh. I think we're going to start with a little bit of dismemberment. Yes. Police in Spain. They are investigating. Why you're surprised that you worry me unlucky nightly basis? When you come out like a spider monkey. No. You're you're like fascinated by dismemberment, testicle laws. Fucking eighty kind of fucked up tests Torey. You're like all. You're all over that shit. I know. It disturbs me mitt said woman kills her husband with a fountain pen. She's been poisoning him for years. You make this show me. Those two. Say you know what? I'm capable of how could you jump when I come near you. I don't know. Maybe a year away from having from developing a tech. I'm just saying because you'll come at your come out of brother, come right at B C. You'll have you'll have like two or three figures looped up coming coming coming at me. Seriously? Notes. Wow. Shirt every month. Anyway. Whatever else scary with the oil check. Talking dismemberment where somebody got dismembered somewhere police in Spain. They're investigating. Spice five year old man was found wandering around streets after he cut up his own and had a in a in a plastic shopping bag. Nice. He kept up. Yeah. Yeah. Mad at his day. Bad bad tick. But that's is all in Castilian Spanish say it's like the bad thick thick. Anyway, he's seen covered in blood and just like stumbling around the city, and he told the police that he cut his own menas off and left it at his house, and that he was in a put the meat in shopping bag. No explanation. No. Why would he want to why would you tell the police like that? Your first maneuver, not try to find somebody to help you with your dick problem. Now, you know what I mean, either to so up the or I mean did you gotta p somehow you know what I'm saying? You have to make sure gonna go out. Okay. But if you chopped it off in a manner, that's not conducive to urine coming out of a hole. You know what I mean? You're gonna wanna see Dr you're gonna want something done down there, just make it right. Know your first thing is hey, let's go somewhere where maybe they'll just locked me up data will be fun. I'll be locked up without a deck. Yeah. None of the inmates still. They won't just assume the woman and try to fuck me now. So, you know, I haven't is just I've just really tiny. It's weird there. You know. And then you have the aiming issue while you're in prison. Your roommate is going to kill you in your fucking slave. What do you think in? Moron you cut your own to hospital? The hospital does not have to report that it's not a shooting. You know what I'm saying? Let's self-mutilation they, it's. I don't think they I don't. I don't know what the lies. But I know legally, if you if, if, if you get shot, they definitely have to call cop. If they think everything's on the up and up, and there's no crime that happened. Guess what? They're not calling anybody can only imagine. I like fucking kidney stones or something, and you have shave until last, but they are gonna automatically think did something happened. What do you mean? Do you say that all the time? Tape? Yeah. But if you have like kidney stowed you're not beat up. You're just you have Hugh here having a cramp or so. You know. What do you mean talking? Let like I ascension before. No, no. They're they're fine as long if you fall down, and you break your fucking arm, which, which is a pretty good chance of something like that happening between now and the time, you die, you'll break a hip or something. Won't have anything to do with me. Yes, eyebrow you the hospital. They always look at me like I did it to you, and like. Whatever happens not like anything ever happened to you and I was at the hospital with you. But we'll just be somewhere. Yeah. You'll be hysterically crying. And people assume that I am beating you, because you are, are hysterically crying as nothing to do with me. She's just drunk, she's drunk, listen to stop for a second and listened to her cries, though, stop the Lissette, yoga oh, she should face. Yes. And she doesn't want to go home. And now she's fucking mad at me 'cause I'm making her go home. Oh, yeah. That makes a lot more sense. They were looking one one set of cops over Katie was doing that. And she, she wanted to drive could could barely talk because neither of you had licenses yet. Neither of us had licenses. However, two of them didn't I had I have my license yet me at another front, and you were the only shit Fe Schiff faced one me and him. I had been drinking. I had a Cup of, of crown Royal next to me allegedly at and you wanted to drive. So you're a sterilize pissed off at us. You. You. So in a cop pulled us over because they could hear you steadily screaming at us from the backseat as we drove by they figured you were being abducted by these two very large men in the front seat. It's so they treated us as such I could see him, ma'am. Step out of the car come out and back with being, I need to speak with you. Second officers standing staring at me her, her looking at, because it was a she look at me. Like what did you do to her? What did you do? And I didn't say anything, and all of a sudden you see your sticker had up listen to you for about. I don't know three or four seconds. Look back down at us. I go she is trash you need to get her home. Yeah. That's exactly what we're trying to do it. She's like oh, where do you live while I live here? Okay. And she goes to the bag car, and they promptly load your little Cass up. Yes, they did looking for. The black dot. That wasn't the thing back then it wasn't. Now. Are you sure I? Not sure what use to I could have escaped. Well, then did they take me home? No, we win street to fucking bar. Well, that's we were headed you. Drive there. You're taking my friend to work. Yeah. You're fine. You're you were five after we out there. Yeah. Cried it all out. It'll sit down. You realize you almost got the two of us arrested. You're like I'll go girl, Dow I I almost got you guys in trouble. And it really is all my fault. Yes. Yes, it really is your fault, but we're still going to the bar. I let sky strip clubs L. Yes. Strip club. We did. Surprise surprise. Visit again to a lot of trouble on our it's not recommended anymore. No. Now, people should they got Hoover. Now, though they didn't have. No, those cabs. Yeah, we could have been a lot more responsible. But you know it is now now it's super easy. Oh my gosh. All right. It was most of us at there for millions whereas WALDO, you know, the game where it's like a giant picture. And there's a whole bunch of shit going on old bunch of people, and you gotta find this doom in striped shirt, red hat in Baldo. Okay. Instigate oh. This would be would on what you know, listen to eventually Iraq for twenty years. Thirty years, say my numb, it is might be just an American thing. I don't know. I think it's everywhere. They we watched the dark tournament. There's people trust like whereas while though, okay? But that doesn't mean that they're from two does people are literally in England or wherever the fuck day, do darts championship from people are in costumes, for crying out loud, as fun to watch actually, and I don't like watching lay. It is it makes it interesting. I don't know. I, I have no idea what the culture behind that is. But it's funny. So the where's WALDO thing. There's an Instagram account that it's kind of like the same thing is whereas WALDO, but it's called subtle. Dildo subtle dildo. Okay. Okay. Because Dixie funny, and fake things are funny, therefore, you know, big Dicks or areas. So each shot. Yes, those are funny, each shot tells a whole fucking story and usually has nothing to do with the dildo. But you know, there's a dildo in the pictures other stuff going on in the background. So there he's whoever it is just finding pictures with Dell. Those in them. And then doing a mystery science theater three thousand to the description of the fato. No or taking out photos. Yeah. There's like a group of guys four guys. And they all do these stage setup photos and in somewhere in the photo, there's little though. Gotcha. Nah. Like, where's WALDO? That's, that's why you're saying, where's villa? Yep. Is it like are they prominent? What? No. Like, they're they're kinda hidden like, where's WALDO? That's why I said it's like where's WALDO? I don't know will like wears WALDO does it mean that the dick start like high of a dick like, right? When you you know what I'm saying? Is having because it's on Instagram or that I don't know. But I mean, they don't look realistic. So that's probably why they I don't know. And they're not being used. They're just pieces of plastic is there. Right. Okay. Their mothers all except that. I don't know same dildo and everyone or different dildo, different tiff until though. Let's come delta fizzy might out. No. It's a dill dill those that I don't know if so on whom and what are fiery leaves. Oh, they'd be dudes. It's a it's a gay count. How do you know? 'cause I could just tell because they've found article about it on a gay website. Okay. That means nothing but they say it's gay. So maybe they just mean maybe they just mean happy and light and fluffy K, you know, like I'm happy gay so gay slurs also poof. That's like fluffy, aren't even I'm trying to process that. I'm working hard to process. Understand that. That's all right. Okay. I'm hard to understand some shit up. Whatever I live with you. I can't. If I can't understand you imagine the rest of the people that are listening. All right. What, what the hell was with the whole? Your kitten was attacking time. Which one that lists the newly nut 'less. It's really calm that catch. It has step off his nuts. And there ends the pain in the ass peeing on my best. Nicer it is say makes it so much bearable. It's the house most so much better. All right. Well, imagine that. You're in a presumably happy marriage to woman let no you're presumably happily married woman, put it that way. Okay. You're already married. And you find your husband is secretly living double life as a gay born star. Okay. Well, I mean you know, I see that happening. Sure. I mean, there's lots of men who don't want to admit to their friends and family that they're a Brokeback mountain at each other every year, just so they could bang true. Same same kind of action where where maybe he just, you know, for whatever reason. Well, there's a reason the well the seventy six year old woman she she was watching porn while. Her husband was sleeping. And that's my husband's deck. She cooked on video and there he was as faces fully visible, and she said that he's got unique tattoos. Sure. And he's also still wearing his wedding ring. All right. See he did wears gray. She was really, really did. He's gay. Or is it he was in a horn or that she didn't know about? It was like a mixture of all of it. Yeah. Like if you knew about it, would you still be mad that you're? Husband likes dudes times. No, he'll take a cocker throw deck in an, an and a debt has a cock even more upset because he didn't tell me that he was doing porn, what in near you tell me that he liked. He liked dick. I mean yeah. That's that classic. If your leaves you for another girl, if it's not as bad same same, same difference. At least he was doing straight hetero porn. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it would I could understand it and I could definitely take it better. You know if if you'd left me for another guy, you'd be like. So hug her own shit sense. Look back on it. I always kind of knew this. How? Really? No, no. I'm I'm just saying, but I mean, okay, well, I've got some he known wanting more he'd rather have some doubts got beat out by you can't compete with with. If you left me for fucking ugly, bra below I would. Oh, I would be so upset. I would be so upset, I would be mad. Okay, so you make sure she's hot. Yes. Okay. Like no. She's got to be like ridiculously smoking. Okay, like somebody, you would never get along with. No, because that's doesn't narrow down nearly enough dome saying. So, yeah. She leave him what she's. Yeah. She's going to get a divorce. She also she in her head shoe into, to read it to post for relationship advice. And everyone's like what the fuck is wrong with you. Yes, you leave him. She's like, I'm, I'm gonna take screen shots and send it to his mother and his boss. No, don't do that. Well, no. And first of all, did did you not understand what you're saying? When you got married, you said that you would love and support him for the rest of your life, and your, your reneging. You committed. She didn't say any vows will whatever. What are you putting? Well, we all know that when we're married on man, you're women. You listen to me, that's the way it's written. We'll have to say it out loud or crazy, like that. This is come on. We're talking besides society. We're here. Maybe get used to. I knew you're like that before marriage. You. What are you talking about? Being grooming meet for fifteen years just saying. I mean I I mean that's almost like if I found out. You were shooting born. Edit. But it was it was gay lesbian porn. I mean ivory mad at you. I don't know. But I, I, I don't know that it would be impassable for me. You know what I mean? I don't I don't know that it would mean that, that, that I couldn't I wouldn't talk to you. I don't know. I just don't. I don't know that I'd feel all that bad. See, I tell you though, when I'm going to fill me, gator blade or sleep FOX. I mean you could completely go into a movie, and then I find out. Oh, no. Well, it was a hardcore triple X film. Okay. You're what the stack girls with. What do I care? I don't know. I don't know. I just say I don't hear that lady's. Well, it makes porn, it just tells you to tear people of all different types, yet, you know what I'm saying, like, like, like this girl, she may just be more freaked out about the gay thing porn thing or is that he cheated or what, you know, one of the main concerns. It's because she, she said that the one video that she did that she watched their he was going raw dog with multiple dudes. Tested. But she thought that she might have shoes scared to death, just she was so fucking free clinic to get checked out to see if she had anything. No, I'm just saying follow the logic of this. We're talking about a crew of people porn people who get tested every week, every ten twelve twenty days, whatever the fuck it is. You know what I'm saying? The chances of them being cleaned are actually better than your Rando check that you picked up at Amar. That's true. Way better. Yeah. I think I don't know. And, and yet you would you know what he did was said, Radim person that he bet out. You know what I mean? Wouldn't that watered, holy fucking clue will? Yeah. Because he admitted that he's also on Grindr. And he's got a meth problem. Oh. And now we're getting into leaves has. Oh, well, yeah. Because he said he, he said, you know, he goes out promise I go to rehab, but she's like, no. Yeah. Courage to to talk to about it. She she hadn't talked to him about it. She she he didn't. You know, she didn't have anything I and then that's when she asked her, like, you know, confronted like hey, I found this. And then he's like, oh, I'm, I'm up dudes. I'm grinder. Wow. Good lord. Dick dick, dick. About now. Honey enough dictate. Day wasn't even just for twenty now. No us doing it for Chilton giggles. Well that's what you just go. Hey, is that like your exclusive thing now, if it is, and then you didn't need any can get divorced say, yes, so you just want method dick now? Right. Okay. Okay. We have seen on the same thing anymore. So I'm gonna go. Yeah. Well, I mean, if that's the thing if you're gonna Mathis, I'd obviously, you're lucky, you gotta stop the fuck it. But what he telling that's gonna lead nowhere. You gotta stop that. The dick. Well, I if you're going to be exclusive deck now and you're not gonna have her throw of Agean there. What's the point of me being around? Like I don't have what you want if, if you're, you know if you're bad for the Antes now what to fuck. I'll let you know, I'm still into the Phillies. Doesn't work anyway. That. Now, whatever. Now, cares doesn't works one way. Sorry. You're going to go to episode ruled that four. And then when we come back, we're gonna have a brand new tits, ma'am. Along with something that someone said to me that I think is absolutely fucking hysterical. It's gone. All right. Well, cigarette your back. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack. Okay. I didn't know I'll chats apple Shahid's. Ask for. I mean. You always hear athletes. Yeah. No, you're saying it's redundant did three hundred. You know what I mean? Yes, it's like saying Gwyneth. Paltrow dushi. You know what I mean? Hell tro Dushi. Yes. So people are like, suspend their pants or licensed fucking stupid, strippers where for years now. They're wearing this fashion. So it's like yeah. Okay. Madame agenda for longtime come on Cowboys. Yeah. True. They have a girl g-string where there's wear. Well, because all your bits are oven for your your your gotta chase is don't wanna see anyway because you're the ugly one. That is. No. Stripper. There. Will they totally totally totally appropriated by people's fucking tire like it. Oh my God. They genitive promote sexuality, and I think it's wrong so speaking out, this is what you're having with stepro rating. My cultures attire. Yes. Side are energies kicking in this. Yes. Permanent bench to they are not they're no longer good appropriate. My races fucking closing not doing it chaps. We all know that blogs, two white men. God, damn white men who wanna bang, other white, man. We all know this. We although a chapter for cab with foot just say, I'll just say going with shipper raider. You better you better stay off my God. Damn chaps Lord. Oh my God. Well, there was shot Chaffetz. I expect hot man on man action. That's what I expect. When I see. Chaps. I do too and say a day speaking out. All right. So you always have a one dollars men, we're not gonna let it go. We're not letting it go. Can't take it back capture for men. Capture for boys, Damon urge straight, your you can't tell you don't know which. You have no idea. On with the show. The one I'm the about me. Some quick needs to get him straight. Nickel, go straight to the rim from the west side of the base basement, can you? Wisdom love that back to bring that. In the can. Mattino. Welcome back to the world on resume alive dot com. Cater dot com and dot. A little. Later. Radio dot com. Katie radio on the Facebook, Google me, you find me everywhere muscle that life. I never tell me. I like this song I do. With the stuff. Supreme supreme taste in music -ality. This guy asked shoot me a message during the break. Hey, be usually be my. Be usually be my podcast tonight as I do show on. On nine eleven. Shit. Yeah. Engine friend nine just tells people don't pay attention to details. Titties. Yeah, exactly. Almost nip slip. I can't evil evil lady nipples on Facebook, because that's just done. No, no. Oh my God. Speaking Facebook, real quick. This is this is probably one of the funniest things that I've seen a while I was like holy crap. This escalated quickly. There was this, there was just video of this person book, like an Asian animate girl were maid's costume dune a little song, or some. I don't know. I didn't have the the sound up. I said, oh, I said, God, I hope she's over eighteen because she's cute someone said, no, he's not. So I said, oh, oh, well, never mind. And then. I said, what's my name, Michael Jackson? The resist guy comes out of the fucking blew the totally different person that I've been talking to and says, you're fucking pervert, I hope somebody takes a blow torch to your vad. Wow, that's aggressive. I don't like I didn't respond. Jesus. God. Yeah. Take a blow torch to my vaj. I'm like, wow. They suspend you for stuff like that. You know, to yeah, but that's pretty pretty pretty direct but. I don't know the version. Okay. So okay, whatever. Okay. I just I would just just done me a little bit. That's all. Oh, wow. That's that's I, I don't like that. Like that at all. Suburb should take a blow torch cheer badge. Really? The over saying I really. Yup. For literally post is personnel, teen almost you're almost saying is this person eighteen because Asian people look very young. Yeah. Well, there's a twenty five year old, and she looks twelve so I have to ask, and what it yeah. Exactly. I have no idea. You know, because they found the Asian people don't start looking old until the, like children old eighty-five. Yeah. And then it's like one day they wake up like. Well, you look very wide. Don't crack switch. You're saying, really Asian dole crack? Yeah. Oh, no. I've noticed that too. But then again, you know you have that old figurehead of old old Asian lady, you know what I mean. And they're old wrinkly. So at some point. Food. You know what I mean? That some point they do get old, the all get old. Yeah. Exactly careful. Me their skin. Just looks like like porcelain. Does I just very attractive? Okay. All right. I think whatever. Yeah. Well for me it's just different than what my normal daily life yard of in. Yeah. Different is better. Do you have this big squishy, American Girl? But this whoa. I'm not talking about who. I'm what I'm surrounded by just in general in life. You know, their Asian people here and there, but not, you know, not a sufficient quantity, to be non interested in something that seems different than me. Even though it's the same. It seems different just more colorful. I don't know. I dig it. All right. Now there's some weird stuff that can mean your foods to eat, and one example is he knows secretion of beavers. Oh, yeah. That's a lot of stuff. It is. Dover right vanilla, actually, a lot of Elia mostly desserts dairy products that they put this. It's a. It's a. What they do is they milk anal glands of the beaver tasty thick odorous secretion than. And it's only from beavers. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever it's in a lot of stuff and I know the stuff that it's in. I think is tasty. So and what's the difference between? Okay, I love butter butter comes from a milk, cutter yet, you know, you know what I mean. There's all kinds of things that come from animals that I fuck it. Eat and love. What's the difference? So if you see something, and it has the ingredients all natural, natural ingredients at if it says, casts story, 'em Kastoria. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's what it is. It's a lot of shit. Good luck to that. If you're if you're peeve, about sensitive. Do you get hurt this to now? I wonder well, I guess you're vegan. So you can't eat stuff with that in there. What did you think about that? Well, yeah, but I'm sure they know they probably, maybe they don't you know, I don't know. Like, like they all had to, like, pass a test on how to detect Don stuff. Don't they have a detector center? There's wave your food safe now actually for two weeks, they carry around a binder with all the pictures. God, Cuban track all that shit's nightmare. It would it would make you like you would only go to places that you trusted as being you know what I'm saying. Oh, yeah. And also like suggestions from your vegan friends, even that, you know, the products that you buy, you're you're, you know you're a hundred percent dependent on the people labeling that shit, whether it's right. Or not true, the only way you really know if you're jamming is to grow your own shit fuck, and grow it. So, you know, animals weren't harmed into making your shit. Yeah. And fuck in eat it ought such a pain in the house. Such pain in the ass. I had some. I had oh my God. Oh, I posted a picture. There was two eggs and a pan, and some moves jiggling it, and they look like boobs, bouncing whatever girls tits looked like during sex and those are dead babies and I like they're tasty. And then he's. The Guinea you need to go vegan. I said, obviously, you've never heard my show because it was on. It was posted on Katie radio Facebook page. It's like you're not really with me. You've just come to this page to look for stuff. That's nutty. That's right. And I like eggs and staff and meet so could look stuff in meet. Well, you know, I could almost understand at some point like, you know, cutting out red meat and stuff like that it's probably better for you and, and, and shit like that. But, you know, no Potter product. Come on. You're in that, that's your cross a line, like milk butter, a yeah. I'm just, you know, dairy bog, I can see like not actually eating me but eggs exit are you serious? Like I don't. That's not really a chicken yet. That's preach again oversee that makes it worse. And I don't even think those eggs are fertilized. I think the eggs, they're not they're not they're not even. So it's not even a thing. It's not. A fucking thing. Eat the goddamn egg. I know because it comes. Yeah. Feeling you gelatin. Nothing. Nothing. Yeah. No, I couldn't now. No fuck away. Even if I loved it animal like sorry, you have really tasty milk, and I'm gonna feed you really well, so I can milk, your little, utters, sorry, buddy. I'm I ride you later too. No not. That kinda ride sicko somebody burns, your Vagit, George. Cheeses. I hear your that they sell them on Elon Musk is website. Was actually. Yeah. More than a blow torch. Oh, god. It just reminds me something that I saw like a hostile. They took a bullet towards chicks pace later. I like Bob down hanging there. So, yeah. Yes. Death dismembering. I hear you. So there is this young homeless man, does more homeless who claim to be god-like like he said, you said he was a mythical creature sent to earth from heaven, to cities, women. Yes. That's why I live on the street. He was convinced. I mean I convinced he's convicted of breaking into this woman's home and sucked on her toes while she was sleeping. He was also charged with indecent exposure when he whipped it out. He whipped his fucking Dong as this woman on the beach. Coretec we've seen that heaven. But the court is to the, the woman was walking your dog. He's like, yeah nice dog. And then he said, I'm walking mind, too. And fluffed out his Wenas probably we, we have guys out there takes everywhere. But like, like breaking into somebody's house and toe-sucking while they're sleeping it. That's really fucked up. It is fucked that's fucked up top. Can you imagine waking up? No in have some weirdo. Sucking on your toes. Do you get fucking broker knows kick? So there's going to the second he put his put his mouth on my toes. Yeah. You know what would happen for you? Wake me up in the morning by grabbing my toes. And sometimes that doesn't you know, making you up in general, is very easy, and very startling. Well, yeah, because Abu to wake up a go at you regardless if it's a toe in the mouth. I'm you know what that TI seriously? I'm coming at you. 'cause I know it happens when I'm trying to wake you up with blowjob. Yes, it'd be the same thing. I f rain in my ears for about five minutes. I've been. I mean, I've had I've had legs clench on me look at closet, stop them. But yeah, what that is either, but sounds about right. Mrs. Because I don't know what you mean anymore. What makes you take? It's nothing makes you think obviously, he's a mythical creature sent out from heaven. Yeah. Toback women, so, and you should see this guy's mugshot rules are out that window like okay do. Well, you know. Our son we go to your favorite segments and by standing by. Boobs in and on the news, it's time once again for this week sits man, a flock of giant tits were seen floating down main canal Amsterday flock. Yes. There's many of them was like like the sparrows or whatever I was talking about the other day that I forget today. But now follows swallows. Really tightly flacco boobs. They were they were it was in gaggle of them gaggle. How do we know the gaggle? I said. Fluck you. What are you talking about? You're talking about a bird name boob, aren't you? That's a bird. No, I'm talking about tits tits. Yes, there were flying note floating. Oh floating. Yes, down the more sense, International Women's Day. Okay. Celebrate the fact that boobs are just boobs. Beautiful tits, and some women say that they felt actually most women say that they felt embarrassed at least once by their boobs for some, you know, whatever something plumper are insulation was created remove the stigma shame objectification and harassment associated with it's hard not check to that because you don't get to see him when you want to suckle on them that reminds me recall, Roper, we had our on, on the show a long time ago when she was just starting into porn. Yeah, she's been doing a lot more. She getting more popular chooses. She also has to avian nominations shit like she's doing well, she just got her tits done. She went February lard. Yeah. I mean, yes, she went very large. Her last video that she did. It was say goodbye to my Ted's. She posted a picture in her surgical bra and was talking to people how big they are. And they're massive. She goes now that I got my tits done there only for me. I'm not doing topless movies anymore. Fuck you. Ha ha. Because she does dominatrix shit. Yeah. So, oh, I guess you the ultimate tease and denial they're only for me. So does like go girl this your your kid installation was a floating. Bibi's Tanna canal. Yes. For national Women's Day. Yes, because they had a whole array of different variety. They had like from big small Vini to Harry, they faked to pierced different skin tones, everybody made their kind of their large to, and so just remember. They're just boobs. So. Yeah. You keep saying that say I'm trying to be hard like, like, how do you non sexualize something that, like I it's, it's so ingrained now unin grain it. It'd be you gonna have to wait for, for all old people that I you know, the ones who can't not objectify women's movies. So, you know. Hey. I don't think there's any way to unwind that clock is what I'm telling you, like you can't unmake me think you could see boobs all the time and I'm still gonna wanna touch summers, the boobs Blake, I'm gonna think about them sexually, even though they're really not a sexual organ. Right. And, and yeah, 'cause it's just friend. I'm I'm already ruined. Oh my goodness. I'm the same way, did you know, and this is this is one drug that I've never done. It's not to my knowledge. But the FDA recently announced that they approved a ketamine special k base nasal spray. It's the treat depression. I only time I've had it. I just I was out that was a it wasn't fun for me at all. So that was it. You know. Took it went the sleep. Wake up hours and hours later like okay. Yeah. No why you would do that. I had a full zanex and I was drinking red wine and ever clear, yet. Well, that's it's one of those things that some people like it some people, I don't know. I like any kind of thing that has any kind of tranquilizer fact, I'm just gonna go to sleep. It's easy for me to go to sleep anyway. No kid give me some kind of drug that makes you even drowsy. Forget it. I'm out. Yeah, you're out, like, midway through a Cup of coffee, right? It's easy for like, if I'm doing surgery for them to put me out. It's not hard to do hard to do this. Oh, maybe we all don't know this. But you know what? I mean doesn't take much. No. It doesn't take much. Oh my goodness. Well. They save third time's the charm. Maybe it's not. But I don't know. I've kinda we we've, we've talked about the like the rule of threes. You gotta try everything at least three times, make sure you like it or don't like it. Yes. I've heard of that. Okay. Well, we're kind of stuck in a sex phobic slut shaming kind of culture. Okay. And what I'm saying is I just wanted to say, was we talked about it a little bit earlier. Don't, don't put limitations on yourself is what I want to say do what you wanna do. And don't get like mad at other people for liking something that maybe you don't understand what I mean. No, I don't lers is coming from what you what, why are you trying to say something? No. No, no, no. I was just. Wherever you serious, and information just hand. No, I'm just saying that sometimes people are into some things like, oh my God. That's so fucking weird. Yeah. But it's like how do you know maybe my leg? It. We've taught like people are into water sports or fecal field. Yeah. Yeah. Like some there, that's almost part of why they're inches them is because they are so so dirty to other people. Right. Like the shock value that. Yeah. So you like are you, you're, you could be honest with somebody say, yeah. No, it's rates. Not appealing to me at all, you know, but you, you don't have to like, like judge them for that difference. That's also what I'm saying it could be completely not for you. Like even the name sex, addict is a made up term, just as shame, people who are hyper, they have a hyper sexuality, what I think the idea with that was is when it affects your life. When if you're if if you having sex with, with people affects your life, meaning you know, it becomes all that you do to the point to where, you know, you have a hard time, making a living, you have a hard time, you know what I mean? Then it's. Well, not, not that, but you're, you know, not not work. You're not showing up to work. So you could bang a girl that you met last night, tender. You know what I mean? Gotcha. And your fucking up your life because you're banging people. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah. You're banging people, you don't know rod, you're, you know, you're doing stupid shit that's gonna get you hurt. Then it's then you probably, you know that's a look at it. You know what I mean? That was where the sex addict came in is, is is. It's just something they started calling people who have that problem, like, sexist fuck up your life. Sweet you need to taper off little, but if it's not, then I say you go ahead. For anybody else now go go roll around, Katie pool. Fully baked beans. Suck that dick oil left latex gore? Freak on and then guys don't be so mean to people. I don't know som- saying hope you get your vaj blow toys towards somebody blow torches, your fad. Series shut. Is that? Shit. Oh, so the gigantic metal clitoris sculpture has been stolen from this France from France, university, a French university for the second time already. Yeah. This british. I don't really people were I think they're mad at it. Clinton. But as may lady poor get that thing on here. Well, it's called Lickliter low. And fancy when you do it in French. Made by British artist. It's been university grounds for like three years. Yeah. But no one seems to know where it went this time because the first time when it was stolen understand they can't find. Can't find. We can't Clint we'll the first time it was still in. It was found three weeks later with part of it. Saw off and in the bushes. What they do castrated him visits mounted on a pole, and then the first time they took it out of the pool. But then this time they took a find out what I what I look at the pictures, what you're saying. Yeah. Okay, well, okay. Sorry. So somebody defile that somebody cut it up, and founded fucked up. Right. But this time they took everything, and they don't know where it is. Or what even took the plaque the explanation? What it ain't it lit you found it. But just proud that is. I told you can find it anything Clint. Yeah. Whatever. Because. And you think that it would? And I'll tell you why not all look the same. Clint is as unique as southlake the there's like a women's group on campus. And they said that they wanted this fucking click sculpture to in response to sculpture that they have of this, huge phallic would like hands bottom of the shaft. And that's been very proudly. Stuck there for on the property for like forty years now. Okay. So like, well, we need we need a badge. Okay. I don't know Clint. That's right. Clint now. Remember the video? I don't know if you've ever seen it. But a lot of people have seen it was one of the viral ones this guy wondered, what the fuck is cat does everyday, like, what's, like, so we started a gopro on its collar, let him out for the day as so when it came back, you know, he got to see what he's been up to give her wonder what you dixies. Wondering what your Texas you're talking about a cat? Wait a minute. I said, do Purdue wonder what your dixies? No, I don't wonder. Oh, we're gonna find out, you can get yourself, the cot Cam that would be kind of interesting. It's the world's first cock ring with camera. You can get never before seen angles, close ups, like you wouldn't believe you can record it all and watch it on your phone. That would be I'd have to see some videos that is using this technology. Two hundred sixty bucks. And it also has infrared night-vision HDD, oh, there has to be there has three somebody who's got a video already with that. With Takakura creating point of view has to ask to just gotta find it. Yes. Shoot shoot up to ninety minutes. It's a ten eighty p in fifteen frames per second, though. Right. Don't move fast. So you may. My ass. Yeah, it would it would be disconcerting. There'd be some parts that would be like, what the hell was that? What? But a blowjob would be nicely found that you believe I think that would be cool or I mean, there could be I have to see it. I have to see it's no, I need to witness a well, I think, to end the search night, we're going to have a little bit of story time. This is brenda's beaver needs barber. That's right. Brenda has a beaver and she's ready to confess as soft and sweet as it may be her beaver is a mess. Brand is. Big renters beavers hairy every guy who seen it says the brenda's beavers scary boy, Brenda Tucker beaver, I swim down at the lake by the looks that she received. She figured that was a mistake. She stuff that free mound into a swimming suit and it stuck out all round. It was anything cute. Some who saw it laughed. Others were just stunned brenda's beaver was hanging out soaking up the sun. Her friends could not believe her, and they ask we need to talk that covered up her beaver and took a walk Brinda. Dear listen here. We want to help you out your beaver needs a makeover. It really needs it now, I hope we don't seem pushy, piker friend named Kim your beaver is to bushy, and we think it needs to trim the van of boulder beaver back to show off. What she'd done hers at a nice long landing patch. It looked like it'd be a lot of fun. Chris. Beavers Koi, rare could be worth a million hers bear. It has no hair beaver is Brazilian. Gaspard letter be released. There's nothing to it. Grab some clippers and a can of mousse, we'll show you how to do it can produce some scissors and Chrissy had some wax. Now the Brenda had to do was sit back. Relax as it came towards her piva. They said, don't be scared. We're going to see what's a neat that frumpy pile hair. It ended in minutes that didn't leave her much Brenda. Sprints were finished, her her, and her beaver, blushed beaver was so tiny, they could not believe there is it was just mood. It was shiny. It was hard to recognize now brenda's so proud it seems like every time we see her. She's in the center of the crowd, showing off her fever. Oh boy. All right, everybody, like Chuck take goal classic there, that's out of Chuck Ainley. I'm gonna have to say that was definitely Chuck ting. Classic dinosaurs. Well, maybe he's switching magic. I don't know how it's only you only you what oleo. What enjoy whatever. That was okay. Beaver to be robuck. Yes. It's all children out there net gives them. Good night. Tuck them into bed. We're going out. I hope you get your the blow torch. I have a great residue weekend, and your weak wherever you are, and have fun. Don't take life too. Seriously? I will see you all later. We love you here. Bye. Fucking blow to. Topos and does.